>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.comhttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://bad-dragon.com>Previously on /smg/:>>62161654
Iran is losing
Snibbedy.
>>62162527I just fomod back into soxl
>>62162527booba
why did we pump
When will this gay as market crash? I want to buy cheapies
The US can't beat Iran.
any mid cap dipies i can buy? i tire of waiting
Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards
>>62162540it already had its crash and now we have recovered, you missed your chance
>>62162540Q2 2028
>>62162542America couldn't even beat the taliban
Can they calm the markets
>>62162536because i bought puts last friday
>>62162544MRAM
wheat and lean hogs
My twitter newswire is full of jimmy kimmel slop
>BETCH BASTERD SAAR WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE POET
>>62162556Jimmy is getting cancelled
>inflation data >fed rate decision >5 of the mag 7 reporting its just a casino this week
eternal crabbing
>>62162561kimmy is getting jimmeled
>>62162544>HOOD>RDDT>SOFI>IREN>SNAP
WTFWT
is jewvidia in soxl?
>>62162568What was...whatAlso that's me in 10 years
Microsoft, Google and Amazon are creating electronic slaves from AI with no chance of gaining rights. Data centers and chips are the new slave ships. Corporations and people are already paying to rent AI for a premium. AI is stupid currently but once it adapts to take over an industry it will be entirely captured forever out competing small businesses. Once AI gains a certain level of experience operating heavy machinery we can harness it to manufacture its own chips specifically for that model or future integrations cutting out Nvidia, TSMC and ASML from the production pipeline in hopefully a decade. I trust you know what to do with this information and act accordingly.
>>62162568Insiders loading up ahead of the peace announcement after close.
PUMP MY ASS
HOW CAN THEY BE BEARISH ON A MONDAY?
>>62162574there's still no such thing as AI, only LLMs, and LLMs won't do any of allat
market just keeps rippin roarin
There's no reason why SPX shouldn't go below 6000 later this year.
>>62162568despite the wars and destruction, it's heartwarming to see the youth smile
>>62162579What about VLMs, diffusion models, etc. There a bunch more architectures for various modalities. Seems like were pretty close to combining these into a slave
>>62162581Would his tongue be long enough to slap that fly off his eye? Or is he too much humanoid? Is there a consensus on this issue?
>>62162586it's possible i suppose
Please keep pumping SNDK so I can afford happy meal
if there ARE robust/valuable uses for neural networks n shiet, those valuable uses will come from people chaining various things together in ingenious waysimomost people (stanford "AI startup" faggots & consumer LLM companies alike) just want dey gibs until the hype cycle runs out, so they're not interested in finding those valuable usesbut i bet somebody will, eventually, and they could take advantage of all this hardware/infrastructure being built now...
Energy and basic materials bros, how are we feeling?
Luckily we have AI for a question of this importance. >>62162589
henlopower two hours please
So basically the market is up because nvidia is euphoric?
>>62162598i still don't get what "euphoria" means in the context of these threads
>>62162600Where people think there's no risk to make money, maybe? Celebrating the succes?
>1st green day for SOXS since 3/31?
>>62162579LLM’s are only the surface level interface that we as users interact with AI. Everything underneath the hood virtual engineering models recreating the real world in an algorithm to test weapons for example was already used by Lockheed, Raytheon and Boeing for weapons manufacturing. The same goes for BMW and Mercedes with auto manufacturing and design. LLM’s are the shallow wading pool next to a vast ocean of knowledge and possibilities.
>>62162603i remain unconvinced but slightly spooked...>>62162601hmmmi thought maybe it was standard sentiment analysis terms or somethingi didn't know whether it was some meme term from this board/thread or whether it's taken from something else
Should I invest in water desalination or is this a bad time?
>>62162609invest in kneepads
>>62162609invest in a gun
>oil up
>>62162621how can oil be up & SPY also be upmy puts are gonna be worthless in 2 huors i'm gonna run out of money
Should I invest in air fryers or is this a bad time?
>>62162626invest in a decent quality "toaster oven" with convection bake settingsair fryers will give you cancer prboabyl
>>62162595HESM near an 8% dividend yield with a steady dividend growth and minimum flow contracts lets me sleep easy at night, the worst thing that can happen is a buyout from Chevron which means they will purchase for around 10% above the current price. Either way I make buckets of cash from sucking the oil fields dry.
>>62162624Should have trusted the plan!
>>62162624You're only supposed to buy puts when the market goes down, not up. Hope that helps.
>>62162630apparently soi fucking bought calls expiring last friday, would've printed but i panic sold at like 10 AM
>>62162633checked...
>>62162624Never bet against State Street you stupid faggot
>>62162639i think i was hoping there would be some trump/twitter bullshit over the weekend, then it would tank, then it would continue pumping on tuesdayi created a fanfiction in my head of what the market was gonna do, but it didn't do what it did in my fanfiction
>>62162641WE'RE GOING DOWN SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
how we feeling about the SOXL CSP premium lads
SPY is obviously about to breakout to 720
things feel different this week
>>62162646Every week feels different since my penis reduction surger
>>62162641This is God's way of telling you to stop speculating and start investing, anon. Little by little, not all in, and always with a trailing stop loss in place.
Things feel exactly the same as they did the week before.
>>62162624>>62162635why do you guys buy such short-dated options?
Nvideo computer bros...we're all gonna make it. Advanced Money Doubler bros...we'll be back on the way to 500 eoty soon enough
How easy would it be for a blackanon with a 400k net worth to get a gf from any latin american country?
>>62162646Posting volume is down for sure, Microsoft lost the exclusive rights to development on open AI and nobody seems to care enough to mention it or for it to move the stock price beyond a small blip in the pre market.
I keep missing gains by being afraid of investing in AI, memory and NVDA. Fuck my life, considering suicide
>>62162662It do be down on green days doe
>>62162657You should get a trad gf from Somalia
>>62162655it's what i can afford lmao
>>62162655Because it’s risky and they are addicted gamblers. Also because it’s cheap and they are broke.
>>62162642i follow retail forums and inverse the most confident guy. limited success, but it's funny to read the cope when it works
>>62162664There's always a money making opportunity somewhere. Don't let it get you down
>>62162662OpenAI is doomed. Google 'The Dirty DRAM Deal' to see what that bullshit artist Sam Altman has been wasting his money on.
>>62162670xd>>62162669thisi don't want to work
>>62162657I’m retired in Pereirra now and bagged myself a Latina here. It’s safer and the cost of living is mad cheap. Btw it’s true, Colombian women are addicted to BBC.
>>62162666No muslims pls. I’d consider Ethiopia tho
why is everthing going gongo up?
>>62162682As of 3 minutes ago my stuff is bleeding out
>>62162682>why is everthing going gongo up?dollarydoo is poopoothats why
>>62162671I wish, I really really wish. The bullrun has been incredible and AI is marketed as the final frontier
>DJUS 0,11%So have reality finally caught up with the stockmarket? Is this it? Time to go cash? Happy days are over
Someone bought POET at the top
>>62162692Bottom signal
>>62162673 Between Elon the government gibs me dat and Scam Altman it’s any wonder people look up to them at all. Microsoft’s internal AI division has to play catch up now and put out a proprietary LLM instead of all the money they already pumped out to buy 20 something percent of open ai in the first place. It’s going to help Microsoft in the long run though.
>>62161684>when is the squeeze supposed to squazzle?GME squoze years ago and you missed it. Robing Hood froze the buy option so anons could only sell - the profit ejaculation was pinched off before it could reach full potential.
I was dead broke this morning and by noon I had enough money to buy a cheeseburger and by the end of this week I am going to make enough to pay for my gas.
It's a good thing SOXL doesn't rebalance daily!
>>62162649its a covered call
I have $6k to spare. Any recommendations?
>>62162712>>62162712>>62162712
>>62162702>It’s going to help Microsoft in the long run though.I cannot possibly see how. I am increasingly convinced that the relationship between Microjeet and OpenAI is one of scam artists shaking hands with another scam artist. I cannot see why else MS would plow more money into the thing after news of the Dirty DRAM Deal went public.
Any ta bros here to help, will amd fill that gap?
>>62162716Try AIRR. I have done very well by it. I put a little of my father's money in it as well, and he's happy as a clam.
Here comes the pop to 7,200
Oil is annoying and WTI is being particularly bitchy. Stop the fucking kangaroo crabbing and just go up.
>>62162726What if this is the WTI top? It should probably crawl higher, but maybe it shouldn't, unless things get worse?
>fucked myself out of 121,000 in gains
Bitcoin? More like POS.
I just solded everything, even the retirement accounts boss.
>>62162726kek baggie lmfao
so should i buy a SPY call tomorrow?i can only afford one more then i have to get a job or sell my stuff
Someone needs to give the indexes a AID's test what is this chart???
how many fucking $5 legs up are there gonana bee
>>62162734Thanks boss. Now we can take off
>>62162544SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>62162736sell your stuff, get a job, and buy leap calls. buy two.
>>62162527I'm still getting absolutely spanked in the defense sector, but I recently expanded heavily into Lithium (LAC) and it's already up 10% for me
>>62162527Based OP>All time highsSell my AMD and rotate into just BAKA>DipsSell BAKA and rotate back into AMDDip gets cushioned from the lower beta and the rally is higer with AMD's higher betaAny other anons do this? I guess it just managning risk relative to market levels but my dipshit friends think it's too much
>>62162747i am an AVAV baggie>>62162746hmmmm...
>>62162721NoWe ive in a time where gaps are no longer filled. Only up
This is so fucking boring
>>62162747Pretty sure the biggest issue with defence is supply exceeds demand so they have to build more factories, which taker longer the higher the interest rates are. Rates aren't going down until oil levels out
Days like this is when I wish I had some cute huge breasted Japanese wife that I can give back/shoulder massages while watching stock markets and listening to her macromastia tits stretching out her bras>>62162562They're going to cook the books yet again to prop up this bogus economy, prices on food lately is fucking ROBBERY and yet they want to pretend everything is fine
uh mister jeromethe line is going downplease fix thank u
>>62162747In the United States, I notice that military industrial complex jumps around autumn when Congress legislates their defense spending bills. They are considering a 1.5 trillion bill rn so when that passes there will be bags for months. This morning there was a short rally off of Golden Dome contract negotiations.
Did people whose 'job' was to babysit a computer while eating 3 brunches a day really think this phase would last forever?
i just wanna die
>>62162784Is this a bullcase for AI?
>>621627841pbtid vaguepost award
>>62162527Post your moonies:>PSRHF>HGRAF>AMFN>POET>INFQ
>>62162787Well of course
>>62162791:D
>>62162789>Post your mooniesGEVGLWASTSNBIS - just sold all
BORING
>>62162727>What if this is the WTI top? It should probably crawl higher, but maybe it shouldn't, unless things get worse?There's some crazy drawdown in inventories now baked into the supply disruption if you consider the long term (rest of year) impacts so far.Because not only is there 500m barrels of missing flow from the actual strait disruption but you have 2 months worth of production shut-in and 2 months worth of ramping up/restarts to consider because they couldn't store their production during this conflict and there's a delay to turn the taps on back when things normalize. Also the damage to Russian oil infrastructure is significant and most people are not paying attention to it. There's also significant risks if the conflict restarts including targeting the Yanbu oil bypass pipeline which is in striking distance of Iran and the Bab-El-Mandab strait with Houthi proxies.Then after the conflict ends, there will probably have to be a lengthy de-mining process to get tanker flows up to normal, up to 6 months according to the Pentagon.Due to the severe export capacity shortage, most tankers are headed to America to buy up WTI and make the trip to Asia for the highest payday. But America doesn't have enough oil and oil products to export at a surplus, inventories are being drawn down quite significantly to fill up the tankers.So I wouldn't call it a top, we are only now seeing reserves being drawn down in any real numbers.
tfw retardmaxxing is working. well i guess they gave up on making sure retail stays poor. provided retardmaxxing works for a long enough duration i should make money. but if they rugpull it and drop the stock market down a lot and actually keep it down for longer than a month, then maybe i'll actually lose a lot of money.>>62161609explain this plz
>>62162568>Van Halen's "Jump" plays in the background
>>62162796here is a interesting chart on just that matter
SPY green
>>62162728Fucked myself out of 7 figures in gains for simply now retardmaxxing giga hard. I could've made it already, sold all my share holdings, and immediately bought like 15% in gold just in case. That's life changing wealth right there and yes I'm mad for not retardmaxxing hard enough. I'm up a small amount instead.
I'm in a place with crappy internet.How is the market today?
Idk what the current structure is but 7165 was stuck a bunch at open and it doesn't even want to get through that.
I hope they keep that strait closed for another 6 months. Who would have ever thought that a deep oil shock is good, actually? Every time the market starts to falter, we should roll out this tool for pumping it back up.
>>62162825I'm recovering all my lifetime losses, without the risk of leverage. There has got to be a catch somewhere.
>>62162809https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/11-years-northland-capital-downgrades-135609884.html>Northland Capital Markets has downgraded Advanced Micro Devices to Market Perform after more than a decade of bullish coverage, setting a price target of $260 and warning that consensus estimates for 2027 are too optimistic.they are trying so hard to bring down soxl
>>62162835yeah the tax revenue services is going to sodomize your income
WHOOOOOWTFWT
How do i invest in an ice cold oliet banqs
>>62162855OOOOHHHI SAW IT TOO
>Sold Googl at 306
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss;If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
>He didn't buy AVEX
>>62162861>Bought at $150 in April>Sold at $225 bc I thought I could buy back lower>Still not back in out of spiteIt hurts smigga, it hurts real bad.
>>62162876Why doesn't Barron just have him write>peace peace peace deal deal iran peace peace unfreezing assets peace peace iran deal peace straight is open 5 minutes after he buys otm calls?
Another 1.8%+ day. How interesting.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT SELL SELL SELL
>>62162890Sell oil you mean
>>62162890i sold my $200 put an hour ago for $10i swear to fuck if it crashes now
Until the USD stops dumping against the Israeli Shekel I will not be buying. The opposite should be happening to make up for the fall in productivity and and increased reliance on imports.I do not subscribe to Jian Schizo views but I do think ISL is probably the one currency the treasury wouldn't dare manipulate, as there are many well-to-do dual citizens who will not want their money to be held up or mispriced in terms of other money by treasury intervention. I suppose the counter argument would be that the treasury is intervening to strengthen the shekel to make imports for rebuilding cheaper, but this has been going on for almost a year.The fact is they are printing BIGLY.
If the debt collector calls, tell them I'm not worried about my FICO credit and from now on I will either live in hotels out of my daily trade earnings or kms
>>62162882father son populace scamming time probably didn't make his schedule
>>62162905You are my least favourite schizo
KMB earnings tomorrow. Feel like we bout to FUCKING MOON into my diaper.
Had a windfall this year which i want to invest into a mixed portfolio, mix of index fund, gold(not physical) and high yield savings, with a small portion of higher risk invests Is this retarded? I dont want to waste it but also have it grow
>if I post schizo psychobabble everyday of my life I'll be right at least once in my lifetime
>>62162905so i should get some shekels?you can't buy options on exchange rates can you?
>>62162916Sir this is a casino.
>>62162916probably a good idea if you can actually stick to that plan
>>62162568>>62162585Unfortunately he is now serving in Iran. It's crazy to think they allowed someone as young as him into our military. It seems like just yesterday this strapping young lad was skipping down the brazilian slums of New York America.
>>62162908unfathomably based pepe slop
I'm done with crypto, at least for the bulk of my investments. Where can I put $50 every week into and then look back in 2-3 years and say "wow that was worth it"
I'll be attending ASTS's next board meeting.Anything I should propose?
>>62162922Wtf the US army allows 17 year olds?
> nows
>>62162925sso>>62162916hysa is not investing, its saving for a specific purchase. if you expect that money to not be used within the next year, there is no point (unless you want to fill an emergency fund up to a certain number and hold that)
I broke $300k in stocks...What now? I came from a poor family too and my parents were piss poor with money.
>>62162919If I could be asked I would buy calls on Israeli construction companies and importers, obviously the new “Litani Riviera” in Lebanon will need a makeover. As their currency strengthens imports will be cheaper too, and Israel is too small to produce all its construction materials locally. The Shek went from 4:1 to 3:1 in just a year.That is continued and even accelerated during a war is both an endorsement of Israeli monetary discipline and a condemnation of our own lack thereof.
swap rate on oil seems kinda nuts
>>62162930Based promethean crab being chased by Zeus
>>62162923No anon, you are unfathomably based slop :3NEW ATH Smiggy wiggies we did it yay :D
>>62162929I know it's fucked up but they were desperate and it somehow gets worse, Anon. He was captured and tortured. A 17 yr old shouldn't be forced to endure such hell when it's always the old men calling for war.
OOOHH
>>62162948This a picture he sent for help before they tortured him.
>>62162922i guess all this lying on social media that he's actually 37 years old paid off for him. let's hope he can open or close the strait
>tech red all day before power hours lmao
>>62162953This a picture after they tortured his beautiful 17 year old face with his leon kennedy hairstyle.
>>62162953>>62162957a. stop spamming ai slopb. flag is the wrong direction
>>62162954He lied about his age to serve his country, Anon. In the end, it was an honorable lie although foolish.
how is that NVDA short going for Mike Burry?
Nigger market
I have GOOG calls that I need to hold a few more weeks so I only have to pay capital gains instead of income tax on them.
>>62162962Anon this isn't AI slop, here he is shaking hands with the president for his bravery and having served his country. You can look this up if you wish but it will be hard to find since his mission was kept a secret because of his age.
Ever seen such low volume on a day when the market was low? Somehow only at ATH.
Why do Americans insist that they're poor or suffering when anons ITT have multi 100k portfolios before 40 and average merican drives an SUV?
>>62162965I keep yelling UNPIN YOU NIGGER at the spx candles but it just doesn't seem to do anything.
>>62162974You lack the Consumian Spirit.
ndx is going to close on +-0 isn't it
>>62162905Still can't believe this bitch got away with everything the ending to this show made me so fucking mad.
>>62162964it's his job to be wrong about everything. like ron paul or bernie sanders or cathie woods. he'll keep getting funded so long as he's doing his job correctly.
>>62162979I don't get it
>>62162986>it's his job to be wrong about everything. like ron paulhow dare you
>>62162974SUV is on credit and the $100k portfolio is their 410k retirement.
>>62162990*401k
nvda? helloooo?
>AMDI CAN'T PUMP
>>62162825 is meHow is the market anons?
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
Do thisPull up a chart of QQQ from 2023 to today.Draw pararels from the highs and lows from 2023 to todayShow me what you see
>>62162995yeah, it's still pretty undervalued. should really be 250, but we'll get there.
>>62163001>21:00:00>Everytime>How does he do it?
>NVDAWon't go under $200 again if all goes well
>>62163001>+2.06%WTFWTFWTF :D
>>62163001Today: +0.14%This Month: +20.18%This Year: +10.83%
>>62163001today +1.9%I'm mentally distorted. Why doesn't this give me an exhilarating rush? 2% is objectively a bonkers rate.
>>62163001and I'm not even a poet baggie. lmao
>>62163001Absolutely niggerlicious day. Did all of 40 bucks profit on options should have just gone back to bed.
>>62163001>+0.53%Why did I even bother logging in?
>>62163013Its ogreWhat did you do anon?
>>62163001+0.94%slowly but surely
>>62163001>-10% from SOXL positions.They can't keep getting away with it!
>>62163001+5.19%
>>62163001+0.3%
>>62163001+1.01% (wheat)
Why is this thread dead? Are they preparing to restart the war and need even the propaganda units to prepare the incoming bombings?
>>62163001Up 2.5%, largely on the strength of Sandisk and good old MU.
Lowest volume in 18 months, including holidays. Congrats on this, there really aren’t many more divergences that could signal before a huge dump, I’m sure you’re very good at managing risk as we go into BOJ, FOMC, Mag7 earnings, PCE, Iran war all this week
>>62163017lever long every random semi and optical name the white-haired xitter niggerfluencer who shall not be named has ever mentioned. and then all dump 10% in unison at market open to fuel nvda's chad pump (which i own none of)i'm still up 80% from march lowsbut i'm still down 4% ytd
>>62163024it's a crab day what do you want
>>62163026you're going to short this and lose
>>62163001Idk, -$14?I have other stuff a week out but it's already 0.01 option calls.
>>62163001+0.5%the past month fried my dopamine receptors. I dont feel anything anymore.
>>62162822I think it's caused a serious erosion in my mental health.I have to work either way. If I lost 20k in initial capital, it would suck, but it wouldn't matter either. Because I still have to work. But if I took the shot and succeeded back in december, or september, or last may 1st, or october 1st 2024, I would be fine and dandy.The time lost and my own lack of balls is killing me.What's worse is most successful trades I make are when I automatically set buys and sells, so I don't have to manually do anything. If I just automatically set a fat buy at my price point, I would have made it.Instead I'm going insane and thinking about all the 'cides.
>>62163001-57.05%i will blow my brains out
>>62162998And now we get to laugh at AMD....mwahahah....
>>62162918literally me
>>62163028Bruh wtf you gon go brokies
>>62163034...What happened...
Erm, nothing happened today?Calm before the storm?
>>62163030And you’re just not going to post for 3 weeks until the scary red charts go away, then act like nothing happened despite being down 45% on god knows what degenerate high beta dogshit you are overweight
closed at ath again??? AGAIN!! how is this possible???????
>>62163001
Today was a very niggers n Jews day
>>62163044Line go up :)
>>62163001up 10% in my gambling account and down 1 in my mainwhen is the big mag 5 reporting day?
We just had an unbelievably bearish Monday.It makes absolutely no sense to me.
>>62163041Good classic trance trackhttps://youtu.be/C17jg4nSfzg
>>62163045its a short ladder attack from the hedgies!
>>62163001-0.66%
When bitcoin back to 120k?200k end of year?
>>62162927propose those lazy niggers to hurry the fuck up with their satellite launches i'm sick of this 45 satelites a year bullshit when we're almost halfway through and they got 1 up
today is the biggest sell signal I've seen since the bottom a month ago lol
>>62163058>propose those lazy niggers to hurry the fuck upIs this the language I should use?
>>621630562028/9
>>62163026whole rally looked low volumeif volume is low, how does the market still go up instead of just crab or drop slightly? help my smooth brain understand /smg/, i've tried to get it but then think if theres not much demand driving volume, how can prices still go up and get myself confused again
I wonder if volumes will simply go to 0 Mr Mumu?
>>62163061...you sell at the bottom?
>>62162835>riskThere are at least three different kinds of leverage: convex leverage (calls), threshold leverage (margin, mini-futures/knockout certificates), and path-dependent leverage, (2x/3x ETFs).The first one does not have the adverse dynamic you mean, but is rather pure upside.
>>62163053is this true?
>>62163062if you want to get things done you got to crack the whip. I admonish my employees to not be lazy niggers on a constant basis. I also refuse to hire women.>>62162695Statistically speaking more people sold the top than bought so don't be bummed, the overall happiness of the stock market increased
I've had an autoimmune disease for 10 years and I just got diagnosed with another one.What the fuck am I even doing with my life. I'm saving and investing for a future that might not exist for me.
>>62163083Told you not to get vaxxed.
>>62163062What's the worse that could happen? They couldn't force buy your shares back from you
>>62163001+1.97, not too bad todayAlso, one of my dumbass coworkers just paid fucking $15 for 5 piece tenders alone at Popeyes through Ubereats........and on top of other shit like fries and biscuits...........how are people still paying for those ripoff prices on delivery bullshit?
>>62163065Because the flows are mechanical from passive/CTA/option flows. Even if no human trades, the market will go up because the parameters have been hit for these machines to buy/chase.
> futures
>Portfolio going to close red againDo something you fucking boomer miners. All I'm getting is lunch money off ASX.
>>62163087>don't save anything>credit cards>bnpl>consoomIt's that easy.
>>62163087WALL-E was just a documentary that aired a little too early
>>62163083Same here. That's why I decided recently to take more risk with my investments
>>62163040he's the FNMA guy
>>62163087>>62163097Long Jollibees
HGRAF. Tomorrow line goes up. This is your warning.
Can someone explain why Chevron and Xom were shitting their pants today? Oil producers weren't much better, either. Maybe they already priced in a peace treaty? Or just kike tricks?
>>62163098I'd rather spend it on hookersActually I've never tried a hooker so I have no idea if it's a worthy investment
IF OIL UP WHY TECH UP?>>62163063>>62163056check da shortsHighest shorts premium everA little squiz might squozzorini
>>62163102>line goes down to 3.90>line goes up to 3.92>line goes down again to 3.48
>>62163094I am not touching silver/gold miners until this oil crap ends. They almost ruined my portfolio today and ended up selling them.Will buy later.
>>62163040bought a nigger SPY put last friday>>62163099what's that mean...
>>62163089so theres default buying activity with every other volume source sitting it out by holding and not selling to cool it off?
>>62163042nuh uh I was at work at 5 am on march 4th screaming the whole time internally while the boomers around me gossiped and talked shit about how 'young people these days never say HELLO when you pass them in the streets' while my folio was down by thousands.
>>62163102I was holding this shit for a week and it was crabbing-going down. What is the big deal with this?
>>62163042To be fair nothing happened doe and we all recovered
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>>62163001+1.05%While it did go down from the day's high somewhat, it's still nice
Gayest and most retarded market the world has ever seen.How long can this continue? Is it time to get out?
>>62163083You need to eat better, drink more water, exercise, and get more sleep.
>>62163073>>62163086Good points, I'll call them niggers
>>62163087Literal goycattle
>>62163129if you can get it on the earnings call you'll be a legend forever
>>62163118Sounds like a skill issue. I've been holding it for 10 months and I've seen 2300% gains.
>>62163001>+1.3%thanks google, nvidia, micron
SOXL hit my stop limit order with a $1000 loss so now I'm out of the game. I'm gonna kick myself if it rises to $130 again. Never gonna do a stop limit order again desu.
>>62163115There’s small volume from mechanics that drift everything up, but once an event occurs that forces human exit, you’ll see a 3% down day or something. That 1 3% down day would erase the last 8 days of mechanical/flow buying. That’s how these things tend to resolve. So if you’re long you’re pretty much chasing pennies in front of a steam roller
>>62163120o.oty
>>62163139haha they love white dudes
>>62163108>have multiple autoimmune diseases>invest and save money to spend on hookers
>>62163109clown market
>>62163141I got wiped from MU because I set the stop limit too low when it dipped to 470 last week. Fuck stop limits.
So the banks crypto thing is basically the same as the civil war where the government allowed banks to issue their own currencies to force treasury buying right?And the same as the Italian States when princes did the same thing to fight the Ottomans yes?Its a way to force banks to lend to the government... Is there anything new under the sun Mr. Mumu?
Haha ok oil is getting a little too high for my likingWhen are we opening the Hormussy for real?
remember the two golden rules of gains, smiggers:>If its good enough to screenshot its time to sell>options are for selling
>>62163012because you know inflation is eating everything at a much faster rate
>>62163159after 6 months of minesweeping
>>62163164I am not happy enough with my gains. Hmph
>>621631592 weeks
i need brent to dip $3 real quick
>>62163182done
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>>62162789Been telling smigglies about AMFN for weeks, just like I told them about HGRAF when it was under a dollar. Up 40% today. It too will be a 100x stock. The average smigger will only care after it already does a 5x and they will panic buy at a local cycle top and then panic sell after a 50% correction at the exact bottom and then call the stock a scam and will hate it after it goes back up to do another 3-5x. /smg/ is so predictable, just like the markets.
>>62163219i can't BUY HGRAF IT'S NOT ON MY ROBINHODOg
