connoisseur edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPreviously on /smg/>>62163797
>>62164631is that babe??
>>62164631Are any POETics still in the green after this beat down? I’m still up 2.4%Let’s pray fellas.
>>62164631>hormuz is closed for 50 fucking days>oil market on day 51: now it's time to go up a little I guess XD
what's the news for today?
>>62164677Super bullish Truth Social to drop a half hour before market open.
Will Discord be successful on the stock market?
>>62164677MSFT puts will print this week. It’s already breaking down.
Why didn't you invest in Thailand?
Why has the Nikkei 225 recovered and gone on to a new high lately when many of the issues that drove its fall over the previous two months have remained?
>>62164699I did but pulled out of SEA when the oil supply was disrupted. You see I had the mistaken assumption that cutting the region off from energy, fertiliser and plastics would cause problems but obviously 'muh ai' and 'muh semiconductors' makes a far stronger argument than material inconveniences like electricity and food.
>just in time to grow some balls
So, is the pre-open taco going to happen today? Looks like prime time.
>>62164714The market has come to expect it, so if he doesn't, the market will crash.
>>62164677m8 it's Taco TuesdayExpect a tweet about how great Palantir is, and how Iran is BEGGING for forgiveness and is desperate to reopen the closed unclosed closed double closed strait that was never closed. Then on Friday at 5:30pm expect a seething wall of text about how we're totally sending Iran back to the stone age for the fourth time this quarter. Then we start the whole process again next week.
babies are so cute but god damn they are a lot of work, lots of waking up at night, lots of crap filled diapers, hundreds or thousands.. still i kinda want another one, maybe if i could meet a tradthot
>>62164714it's been 10 hours since his last tweet, it's high time
KEKsoxl baggies
*clicks tongue* will the market today shit the bed?
>>62164742hahaha you know it wont
> futures
>>62164758i enjoy these videos very much, please keep it up
trump posted random bullshit nobody cares about, is that bearish?
>>62164696Told yall.
SOXLbros not like this.... ;_;
Should of bought more Soxs and sold my dogshit sldp position…
KEK SOXL
>WTI $100
minor price action finna make a nigga guh
>>62164681I think that might be over. Things are taking a turn to the dark side. We might be on our own from here.
didn't sell my soxl calls thinking it will recover.... i'm down 42% on my position i will just cut my losses at open
NVDA Chads…
>>62164714Whats the new taco about? Have not kept up with this bullshit in a while
where the FUCK is david axios?
sell in may and go away
PAKISTAN I NEED A TWEET
5/1 XOM 150c anon eatin good
i will be making a 5 figure contribution to david soxl's risk free retirement slingshot at market open.
Maybe my SPY puts will print...
VIX only at 18.8
Is the US government even trying to bring oil down at this point? Like what are they doing? So silent.
MAYDAY MAYDAYWE ARE GOING DOWNPULL UPPULL UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62164810>>62164807>Pakistani officials say >unnamed government sources >sources close to the issue >according unnamed officials >according to those familiar with the situation
>>62164806he's currently ranting about a private foundation that is trying to preserve the hangout of /fit/ ( https://savingplaces.org/places/gaylord-building )
What skittle my strategy be for converting my vxus to voo? Should I wait and stick it out a bit or just run
HUBRISUBRIS
>>62164807uhh well we did get something from axios.. just don't know if you will like it https://nitter.poast.org/FaytuksNetwork/status/2049082350969967056#m
Can’t go cash now. Guess I’m going down with the ship
>>62164797Looks like I might be right. >Trump told advisers that “all Iran’s leaders understand is bombs,” Axios reports, as he weighs further strikes against relying on sanctions. Advisers describe him as “frustrated but realistic”
bruh why is my shit dumping
>>62164819personally waiting for what nyse does, tempted to buy some gold or miners though, ngl
It's looking bearish, the POTUS should do something to make them go up.
$1.5trillion budget for this
>>62164834What goes up eventually goes down. Enjoy the raping for the next weeks.
Just received a fax from the big guy himselfTRVTH NUKE$ will be dropping in exactly 90 mins.Patriots in control, trust the plan!
>>62164726LOL
>>62164837kek
>>62164832Since I have just a meme 5k invested, the only thing worth selling is MU for me. The rest I am ok holding.
>>62164834There's a war going on that's limiting the world's supply of oil apparently, also certain tech stocks are about to dump hard on news from the WSJ that OpenAI failed to meet their own growth targets for users and revenue and the CFO fears they won't be able to pay for the hundreds of billions of dollars of stuff that they promised which led to companies taking out loans and going massively into debt thinking they were going to get paid(ORCL LOL)
>>62164814couldn't wait
>>62164845PT?
>>62164813Might sell a few today but it's an earnings play
It's very much over now
The POTUS of the united states sometimes appeals to these guys who voted for him.There are people who want everything to crash, and there are people who don't. We are at an all time high and in a ceasefire because of trump appealing to people who don't want a crash.We have tariffs, insider trading, and war because of the guys who want the system to crash. Those guys are winning today as well.
erm, SOXL sisters?Why are we down 12%, I was promised it would go up
>>62164851Trump appealing to bearish maga.I hope he changes his mind soon.
opinions on buying soxs in premarket even though its already up 12
>>62164851See >>62164844
>>62164851Did you seriously think you could pump forever at this insane rate?It's a honest question, not trying to make fun of you.
Green by open.
>futes
OpenAI accounts for $300 billion of the $523 billion of Oracle's remaining performance obligations
This is it.
>>62164865Le big one?
>Chairman of Israel’s Foreign Affairs and Defense Committee, Boaz Bismuth:‘>The Iranian regime is about to pay a very heavy price. I call on everyone to continue with their routine, be patient, and stay alert.’>The statement was made after the end of a high-level security briefing.
>$102 WTIIts so fucking joever
>>62164844*Two wars
KEK>>62161667where are you now tranny?i was right >>62161659who is the stupid person now tranny?soxl baggy KEK
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!
>"All [Iran's leaders] understand is bombs," Trump recently told one adviser. "I would describe him as frustrated but realistic," the adviser said. "He doesn't want to use force. But he's not backing down."just go in bro
newest from walter bloomberg https://nitter.poast.org/DeItaone/status/2049091604221149277#m
>>62164867Yes. Should have trusted the experts instead of 4chan vibes. This is the end it all things.
>>62164876You in the past or future because I am seeing Q futures at -1.16%
>>62164878oil baggies no more
>>62164873lol no one cares about Ukraine anymore
>>62164827Should* kek
KEK STOCKS BAGGOTS
>>62164858They all really did believe that
>>62164883It's not Ukraine that's burning every day anon.
So what happens when the thing the market priced in doesn't happen? Just a random example being expecting a war to end by April but it doesn't
YALL READY FOR THIS?!?
RING THE TACO BELL. WE NEED A WTI MARKET PRICE CORRECTION RIGHT NOW!
>>62164883Ukraine is just a place where the world’s military contractors gets to try out their gear in real battlefield conditions
>>62164891AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
>>62164883its a huge market blind spot, especially with how badly Ukraine has degraded their oil exporting and refining capabilities
I missed the rally this month, but at least I don't have to worry about headlines while holding SGOV
>>62164892TACO out of peace negotiations, you got it
i need an oil dip NOW
>futuresrunning for the door - edition
>>62164905Everything except oil will dip
>Nine weeks into the Iran war, the global economy continues to lose record volumes of oil supply — yet prices have remained relatively contained and well below all-time highs. Those prices could soon change as "something is off" in the math, according to JPMorgan oil strategists.>"Commodities markets are always forced into equilibrium: the market must clear," the JPMorgan strategists, led by head of global commodities strategy Natasha Kaneva, wrote. "If production falls short of demand, the gap can't persist.">As of late April, the disruption to global supply has reached 13.7 million barrels per day (mbpd), according to JPMorgan, or nearly 15% of the world's demand of roughly 100 mbpd.>There are only a few levers to pull in a disrupted market. The first answer is often spare production capacity, with producers ramping up to backfill losses. Yet the lion's share of global spare capacity is located in the Persian Gulf region, where the closure of the Strait of Hormuz has sent exports to near-zero. In the US, an addition of 1 mbpd of extra capacity can take six to 12 months to come to market, JPMorgan noted.>The second primary lever is inventories. The inventory lever was "activated almost immediately." Inventory draws reached an "extraordinary" 7.1 mbpd in April as nations tapped into their strategic reserves to prevent massive spikes in price, JPMorgan’s strategists wrote.>Lower perceived risk premiums under the US-Iran ceasefire, heavy inventory draws under the assumption that the Strait of Hormuz will soon reopen, and historically strong demand reduction have all helped to keep a lid on futures prices.>Prices may also appear contained because futures contracts don't reflect the all-in price of buying oil in a scarce market. In recent weeks, physical prices for near-term delivery in Asian markets have traded far above headline futures benchmarks, reaching as high as $210 per barrel in Singapore and a stunning $286 per barrel in Sri Lanka.
OK, it was a funny joke Jerome, but you can stop crashing the market now.
>>62164906Easily right. Only a faggot like Rocker would pick left.
>>62164908>The broader market could change quickly if the situation in the Middle East doesn't move forward, according to strategists at several major Wall Street banks.>Over the weekend, Goldman Sachs' oil strategists raised their price targets for the fourth quarter to $90 and $83 per barrel on Brent and WTI, respectively, up from $80 and $75 per barrel, assuming Persian Gulf oil production can begin to normalize by the end of June.>Demand, the final release valve for soaring prices, has begun to buckle. Observable global oil demand is expected to fall by an average of 4.3 mbpd in April, according to JPMorgan, nearly double the peak demand destruction seen during the 2008 global financial crisis when oil prices notched all-time highs.>However, the JPMorgan strategists noted, "What is striking is that these [demand] losses have occurred at prices that do not appear extreme by historical standards.”>For now, the Citi analysts said, traders may be assuming that “the conflict is too big not to be resolved quickly,” keeping prices lower than where reality dictates they should be.
SINK RATE SINK RATEPULL UP
>>62164908>$210 a barrel in SingaporeWe are so unbelievablyfucked.
Who buying the silver mega dip today? Miners are looking juicy
>>62164916maybe miners, not touching silver
>>62164916I have mining bags and buying the dip, but holding off with most of my cash in case silver dips to $55-60 ish.
YAMERO
>>62164921With oil at record highs is at 72. The most we are going to get is 69/70.
>>62164902Iran's offer was for the US to end the blockade and war, they will talk about their nuclear program at a later date and for Iran to keep control over the strait, there was a 0% chance the US accepted it, but it shows that the war is far from over by the fact Iran's new terms are worse than what they offered during negotiations in Pakistan
Waltuuuuuhhhpost some headlines that will pump the markets Waltuuuhh
KEK OIL BAGGOTS
It's slowly recovering. I will sell my giant tech, anyway. I don't have a good feeling about the (((earnings))).
>>62164930Just fucking give up the nuclear stuff. They’ve already proven ballistics, drones, and closing the strait.
>>62164933uhhhhoil is the only green today soxl baggy
>>62164658crazy. Almost like mainstream media lies or something.>guys 15% I mean 20% I mean 50% of ALL OIL IN THE WORLD FLOWS THRU THE HORMUSSY!!>ISN'T THAT CRAZY?? ORANGE MAN BAD!!!
>>62164939The entire casus belli was Iran's enriched uranium, there's also no guarantee that when the US leaves that Iran won't continue to impose control over the strait, Trump miscalculated so fucking bad
>>62164939I'll be honest. I trust Iran more with a nuke than I do America at this point.
>>62164945Yes, it couldn't be that markets had anticipated an early end to the war which was helping to keep oil futures low as seen here >>62164890>>62164908>>62164911
>Javier Blas>@JavierBlas>Something big seems to be cooking in the Middle East: >Multiple Emirate commentators are softening the ground for a major diplomatic announcement.>Aside Iran, the UAE has been dissatisfied with several neighbors and its membership in several organisations.This guy is joining Axios and Walter Bloomberg. Also talking shit all the time
>>62164918Maybe touching minors, not silver
>>62164930I'm not sure about what the control of strait means, since as far as I understand it it may go directly against the idea of freedom of navigation, which isn't just something made up and forced by the USA, but I'm not sure what would there to be done about it in general. Like everyone should be pretty much screaming "Iran, you can't just close the fuckin' strait", but it's kind of hard when USA just dove head on into this mess without consulting anyone apart from Israel.Either way for now it's just 2 more weeks of pure winning, while USA holds all the cards.
>>62164946As far as I know Iran was willing to negotiate on its nuclear program before the war happened. Then Trump started talking about their ballistic and drone program and that is when Iran basically stopped all negotiations. Hopefully Iran is just trying to get as much as possible for giving up their nuclear program and there will be a peace deal this week.
>sold soxl call Fridayfeels good.
>>62164902what does resuming the war even accomplish aside from draining your own weapons supply even further and fucking your defence export customers? best case scenario you end up exactly where you are now
>>62164950>BUY MY BAGS YOU DUMB FUCKING GOY- I MEAN GUYS!
buying ACHC. turns out my ugly gf with a nice body has HPD/BPD, and now my head is no longer spinning with confusion. very bullish for my mental health
lol OIL
>>62164893>ugh, got assigned to the ukraine project again, hate the hotels there
>>62164959Control over the strait = tolls for using it at the least>>62164960It was reported that during the negotiations that Iran offered to dilute their uranium and suspend their nuclear program for 5 years, the US wanted 20 years which Iran said was too long, but you don't know how sincere Iran was or if the IRGC would've allowed that, the IRGC publicly criticised the delegation for not communicating with them on Fars News and the Iranian State media, Mehr News Agency publicly took Araghchi to task for tweeting that the strait was open, he clearly never got approval to say that
WTFWT
wtfwt on oil?
>>62164967What bags would those be?
UAE JUST LEFT OPEC THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>*UAE DECIDES TO EXIT OPEC AND OPEC+
>UAE decides to exit OPEC and OPEC+Also CLF TRANNIES>Cleveland-Cliffs struck a three-year agreement with Palantir Technologies to deploy AI tools across its operations, as the US steelmaker steps up efforts to modernize its manufacturing footprint
>>62164946The biggest miscalculation was not going froward with strikes during the height of the protests in Iran, which according to white house officials was the plan with trump wanting to go ahead with it in mid January (which if you were in OSINT spaces you would remember the random day in jan when US tankers randomly evacuated Qatar airbases and Israeli air defenses were being moved into the streets to be suddenly ordered back to base) with mossad wanting him to wait to build up more forces in the region, then when they built up said forces he decided not to listen to mossad advice of wiping out the energy grid along with military targets whilst imposing a naval blockade on Iranian oil as he thought the regime would collapse in 3 day, the blockade has come way to late and Iran has at least 22 days before tankers fill up which if we did at the beginning of the conflict would already be the case by now oil prices are going to be a issue for i would think a while now
They are shorting oil again, kek. They are so predictable.I NEED AN OIL DIP. SHORT MORE.
>>62164952Seems he was right
I'm getting nervous
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 today will be a mega red death day, strait still closed and half the world oil is gone. It just makes sense.
lmao propaganda bots
Kek soxl baggies
>UAE Leaves oppressive OPEC>US follows suit>Both ramp up oil production>Supply increases, meets demand, prices dropWho needs a big stinking Hormussy anyway?
>>62164990on UAE, I don't get how that is "diplomatic" though. What's the purpose of that? Alignment with the US?
Question is do I buy SOXL calls today or tomorrow?
>>62164997Alignment with Iran so they can export oil
>>62164987>oh no only 7000 million barrels are in reserve down from 8000 million!!kek oil baggies
>>62164981>>62164983>>62164984isn't this bearish for oil as they don't have to follow OPEC output requirements now? (not sure if any of them ever did)
It's over. Here's the generational recession.
>>62164996>US>Part of OPECThese are the people saying "oil baggies"
>>62164996> UAE starts to ship oil on camels instead of Hormuz
>>62165003Yes, they can increase production immediately by 1 million barrels a day, adding to existing capacity of 3 million barrels a day. The economy is saved!>>62165008:_;
>>62165003It does nothing in the near term if they can't export their oil
>>62164980it's truly a mystery
WE MADE TOO MUCH FUN OF OIL BAGGIES
>>62165014I have barrels of oil in my house?
>>62164975>tolls for using it at the leastThat's.... a pretty toll order and a HORRIBLE precedent if it were to go through, though by that logic it being closed should've never happened either, so who the fuck knows at this point?
Is this true?
Never doubted him once. Buying 0dte calls.
Odds of the US resuming strikes on the weekend?
UAE ENERGY MINISTER: BEING A COUNTRY WITH NO OBLIGATION UNDER THE GROUP WILL GIVE US FLEXIBILITY.
>strait still closed>oil infra still blown up>leave opec>nothing really changes
UAE leaving the OPEC is bullish, right?
>>62164969>gf with a nice body has HPD/BPD,Run. And don't stop. Sorry dude but just do it.
>>62165034I mean OPEC would've agreed to increase production after the war so this seems like it accomplishes nothing
>>62164969smigger run
IM FUCKING RUGGING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I swear this whole Ormuz debacle is getting dragged out just to strengthen the dollar and fuck over my gold plays.>hmm gold is doing too well, its got all the fundamentals>oh wait lets just do the one thing that fucks it over by making everyone by oilfuck off, fuck off and get this fud over
>>62165049>to strengthen the dollartrump printed trillions in a month
>>62165037yes because it weakens the cartel. it's bearish for oil.
I told you guys yesterday I sold everything, even my retirement accounts. Shit is about to get really volatile boss.
>>62165044kek soxl baggy
Relax and think about tomorrow
>>62165053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0
theres people in this thread who bought soxl at 130 US dollars.
>>62165049they are weakening the dollar then they know they can get trump to do a CBDC if they call it trump coin.
>>62165049You do realise a big part of gold falling is due to the inflation that's going to be caused by the increase in oil prices, right? Gold does really bad against near term inflation
SAVE US AXIOSBERG!
>>62165065>CBDC if they call it trump coinI swear I will take up arms should this happen.Just no.
>>62165066You're fucking retarded, and I'm not even going to get started on why your wrong in your post. I'm just going to go back to counting all my chickens I have in this one basket before they hatch from their eggs boss.
>>62165069Not today. We're on our own.
>>62165073What I said is an objective fact you dense nigger, gold does poorly against near term inflation, gold is a hedge against long term inflation aka currency debasement, kill yourself
>>62165075The West has fallen.
>>62165071people won't do shitthats why they're bringing in food and energy shortages along with it to use as the stickif you want your weekly ration of goyslop gruel you'll have to scan your digital id so they can deduct 2 WEFCoins from your balance
I swear the Jews are up to no good.
i woke up and looked at the charts about a half hour ago. the bottom is in. you can buy calls at open
>the big earnings tomorrowI have fear
>>62165083>people won't do shitHistory says otherwise.
>>62165063thats a good one
>>62165085don't you think it will panic drop a bit more after nyse opens?same question to the other american anons here
>>62165092Sell sell sell sell
>>62165098kys
>>62165097Buy the dip crowd will fix it
>>62165094>he believes goybooks
>>62165101No :)
>>62165097Dip buyers come in and it Vs, you never see the markets ending lower than they oepned anymore
>david soxl gave the world a new kind of investment - the first security to break the time barrier. in the past investors had to wait for their returns. david had the boldness to ask why that was so, the vision to find an answer, and the boldness to show the world it was possible. david soxl's risk free retirement slingshot has revolutionized investing, and he's just getting started.
>>62165038>>62165041yeah it's over now. she sent me nudes right before she said she never wanted to see me again lol. the whole needing constant validation thing is weird, never experienced it before.
>>62165105topping before 9am is crazy
>>62165097absolutely not. the market is manipulated to go up. its literally what the us government wants and since the top us companies are the entire world market, it will go up. nobody cares about opec or brown people. america has endless oil
>>62165111and when it doesn't go up?
>>62165102>>62165105>>62165105interesting, thanks for the tip
Leaving OPEC just means they want to become even more tied to USA, right? It’s a pro-USA move at least
>>62165094people still have it too comfyyou're not only up against the government and all their resources, but you're up against 90%+ of the NPC population that will not only go along with it, but dig their heels in and be all in on it.... just like ronanothing lasts forever, so it'll break down eventually, but not before a long period of pain first
spy 710 was an unbreakable generational bottom seen once in a lifetime, if you missed it, well youre ngmi
>*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*pull up, pull up>*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
>>62165107The love bombing and the sex is great but they ALWAYS break you. Don't look back. She will reappear down the line at some point you least expect it. DO NOT BITE. I speak from much experience. I have a kid with one.
>>62165112you buy the dip because it will go up
Can someone explain what happened yesterday and today to cause these massive dumps?We're falling off a cliff here and there's no good reason for it.
>>62165119For sure. It takes time but people always think things are different. They never are.
>>62165115My thoughts, looks like a fuck you to Iran and Qatar (and maybe Saudi) over the Iran war and in Saudis case for backing militant groups that oppose each other in Sudan Yemen ect, in the short term does not mean to much for oil prices
>>62165122>>they ALWAYS break you>first time or non chad?>read rest of postngmi
>>62165126>there's no good reason for it.Do you ever watch the news?
>>62165107Marry her and have children with her.>>62165122No matter how much it will financially cost you, the genes are white so you can have white children with her.
>ServiceNow up 1,75% pre tradeMaybe won’t be so bad
>>62165113Buy the dip is now standard, at some point the market will recover so if you're somewhat young there's no reason not to
>sir the Truths(TM) are no longer working>deploy the ZOGPEC fudand oil still above 100 lol
>>62165121
>>62165126https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTSYDhttps://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreementsyou gotta read boboposts anon
>>62165131I watch Tucker Qatarson for my news, and apparently there was nothing new.I do not understand why things are bearish this week.
>>62165124and when it doesn't?
HOUSE PRICES ARE CRASHING IT'S OVER>US S&P Cotality CS 20-City (M/M) SA Feb: -0.05% (est 0.15%; prev 0.16%; prev R 0.20%)>- S&P Cotality CS 20-City (Y/Y) NSA: 0.90% (est 1.12%; prev 1.18%; prev R 1.19%)>- S&P Cotality CS US HPI (Y/Y) NSA: 0.67% (prev 0.9%; prev 0.91%; prev R 0.83%)
>>62165137I don't even see why it would cause any movement in the price of oil since it doesn't change the status of the strait or impact the war
>>62165130She caught me on a rebound of a 15 year marriage. Shit happens. She was a 10,:she was 11 years younger..... She was scalding got and I was old and broken. We live and learn. At least I can pass on my wisdom and spare others.
>line goes up 12% over 1 month>WTF THE LINE IS GOING DOWN NOW
>>62165144Bait or retarded
>>62165135That entire software company is retarded considering how easy it is to create stuff like that in house
>>62165148it impacts oil futures which will shape the curve on which oil producers price their shitit's a time traveling FUD
>>62165129Becoming more and more obvious that something was achieved in Venezuela when they took out Maduro too. Maybe they’ll leave also
>>62165147Chinas housing is at 20yr lows.
>UAE LEAVES OPECthe orange nigger actually did it
>>62165132This is terrible advice anon. Go look up bpdlovedones on redit. The kids of bpd women are destroyed. Every single one has the same story.
>>62165157China is insane. Don't most people own their homes without mortgages there?
>>62165154Most corporations are retarded. That won’t change anytime soon
UAE has now released their official withdrawal statement
>>62165159Be honest with me guys… you listened to brown people and lost money didn’t you. You have these retards on reddit defending OPEC.
>>62165146Why would you think it won't though? Even if it takes 30 years it will very likely go back up, can just look at the Nikkei, it took the Nikkei until 2024 to get back to their 1990 and since then it's up nearly 70%, you shouldn't be investing money you might need immediate access to
>>62165139I asked chatgpt 5.5 pro to explain this with maximum extended thinking and it said "The market dump was probably not because “repo = bearish.” More likely, traders interpreted the context as: “Why does the Fed need to provide liquidity?” That interpretation is bearish when investors are already nervous. But based only on the RPONTSYD number you linked, I would not treat it as a strong bearish macro signal."
what AMD computer doin
>>62165151cant cuck the tuck. faggot
>>62165159expect a huge glut of oil when the straight reopens and all the ex OPEC members pump to the moon
>>62165159>>62165162Yeah look at this
The world we knew is rapidly changing. Things won't be the same on the other side.
>Mission Accomplished
>>62165162yeah but the state can repossess it at any moment
>>62165164they're about to invade Yemen aren't they?
Gloves are off. General Kid Rock is now taking over the special military operation.
>>62165173Is that comparing the chinese who make 40k a year to the americans who make 40k a year?
>>62165164>official government statement is literal AI slopit's so fucking over
>>62165162They have ghost cities they speculate massively on.
>>62165163>entire company relies on its Service Now service>all it is is a glorified website for people to submit tickets >"Hey the website is down">"Hey I need a new pc">"Hey I can't access my email">also allows programs to directly submit errors for notification like they are users>it costs a minimum of $30,000lmao
imagine getting this much money and missing revenue, the one thing you should at least not miss in the context of insane costs
>>62165162>>62165173They don't own anything, they have 70 year leases from the state that the state can choose to roll over or discontinue
>>62165184I have worked with it, they call it snow.
>>62165177I think they're going hot but not sure with who yet.
>oil down to 99.99we're so fucking back!
>>62165164Yeah but OPEC was obviously going to raise production levels after the war ended
>>62165180>Gloves are off. General Kid Rock is now taking over the special military operation.bearish and desperatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DDMP-7NhDM
>>62165181Bro some chinese homes are absolute shit shacks in the country side or outskirts of the cities where most chinese live.
>>62165187Can you choose to not pay property taxes?
>>62165187Technically they lease the land and own the home. In reality if the government wants your house you are giving it up
silverbros I am bleeding.....
>>62165164This feels like a big deal and should be a good thing
>>62165080No you're just wrong, and just because you can tell me to kill myself doesn't make you any less wrong boss.
KEKSOXLBAGGY
>>62165200if you hold over 5% of your port in silver and don't have at least double that amount in cash that's on you brometals are a hedge, not an investment
>>62165195I don't understand this obsession with china.It's just europe with less money and a higher population. Their stock market is identical to europe.Their demographics are identical.
>>62165199>Let me physically move my apartment on the 30th floor>Let me physically move my house when the state owns all the land it will need to put onYeah, no, they own the home>>62165198My country doesn't have property taxes
>>62165147look I know what I got and won't sell it for any less than 10% over zestimate. preferably to a massive multinational conglomerate.
>>62165167ask again but type "with no normative pretenses at causes to price movements but constraints on how much cash wealthy cohorts could have moved out of investments on short notice. no sentiments, no "traders" and no unified "markets" and describe how overnight rates would have affected inter institutional loans on occasion money would have gone out of contracting parties">>62165166>either wait thirty years or don't make money goyshills on suicide watch
>>62165204holy shit why is is down 12% wtf lol
>>62165205They are an investment but like any investment you don't buy the peak.
>>62165203Care to show me some evidence that gold does well against near term inflation
>>62165122eyyyy, it's the smigger with the bp wife, I was just thinking about you because of the other anon.How's it going, blud? Still together with the wifey or separated? I've told you many times now, a camping trip alone with the wife in the faraway woods could unexpectedly solve all your problems ;)
>>62165159Explain OPEC to me like I'm retarded (I am).Is it just a bunch of oil-producing countries controlling the amount they pump to control the price? So without OPEC it's every oil producer for himself?
>>62165212broadcom dying
>>62165184Zoomers do not know what a pdf is nor how to create folders or what a file is. Zoomers are basically just younger boomers. Helping them survive the office environment should be very profitable!
At least it's not the weekend
>>62165212>>62165204Holy pre market blood bath>soxl -12% >oracle -6%>nvda -3.24%>broadcom -4.81%>intel -4.71%>mu -4%wtf did I miss
>>62165205no I don't hold a big bag anon I just bought 3x leveraged and it went up 40% but I thought the war was over so I held onto it and now I'm down to 0% :|
>>62165213minor are an investment (extra points if they're cute)metals are a speculative asset and act more as a hedge for cash holdings and even then their long term performance is questionable compared to holding productive assets (ie stocks)
>>62165211I mean you just completely ignore me saying that dip buying should be done while you're young and not using money you need immediate access to
>>62165212>>62165223See >>62164844
>>62165227try another llm moshe
>>62165223deepseek V4 pro.
what does the chart say about red today/yesterday and red futures?
why are some of you so in love with leveraged ETFs? I get if you got in early but if youre fomoing in, surely its better to just own the stocks?
>>62165223I missed +12% by selling by SOXS 14.5 calls yesterday when it seemed like SOXL was done falling.
>>62165223>wtf did I missHopefully not the party. Because that’s over now
>>62165217It's an oil cartel that set the production amount thus price on the oil they sell
I don't buy lotto tickets but 0dte calls at open are tempting
DONT FORGET YOUR TRAINING SMIGGIES
Is this normal after a run up? Think of it on a micro level. Stock hits ath, people take profits, it retraces then resumes pumping. It's the same thing just with the sp500
>>62165224I have 10% in gold (down over 2% today) and a similar amount in cash waiting on minors to dumpswings can be brutal though I can't imagine doing this shit leveraged lmao
>>62165208>Yeah, no, they own the homeFeel free to look it up. It's a 70 year lease of land for residential purposes Article 12 of the Provisional Regulations on Grant and Assignment of Urban State-owned Land Use Right
>>62165229You're actually retarded, just going to ignore you now
>>62164844>OpenAI failed to meet their own growth targets for users and revenue and the CFO fears they won't be able to pay for the hundreds of billions of dollars of stuff that they promised which led to companies taking out loans and going massively into debt thinking they were going to get paid(ORCL LOL)Literally NO one saw this coming. Absolutely no one. I am completely, utterly shocked
>>62165214No, I don't care that much, but by definition, if there is an increase in prices ((inflation)) gold will increase in price too, this isn't some kind of Jewish conspiracy, it's just basic common sense boss.
Well oil and gas is going to be significant today with the UAE news.
>>62165238>it will resume pumpingmumus never learn
Don’t be so hard on yourself anon, there’s plenty of those in the world that will do that for you. Be more gentle with yourself
I'm selling all my vxus today at a small lost just so I have cash ready for le dip then I'm getting back into vooSo in otherwords there probably will not be a dip
>>62165217It was already everyone for themselves. OPEC was just a bunch of retards negotiating with other retards. The average OPEC meeting for the last 10 years was basically:>"We all agree to cut production, oil is too cheap!">*Everyone claps*>*Every country goes back home* >"Heh, those other retards agreed to all cut. That means we can make more oil and make more money">*Supply stays exactly the same or increases since everyone is reneging on the agreement*>Repeat every OPEC meeting
>>62165240Retard, I am making the argument since you can't physically move your house they own your house by default, did you not see the examples of you being unable to physically move your apartment on the 30th floor you dense nigger
>>62165251>>62165251>>62165251
>>62165246bump desu
>>62165243Ignored as well
>>62165249>this is impossible in china
>>62165272Yes actually since any land you were to put it on would be state owned, so without state approval you couldn't do that, so by effect the CCP owns all the homes by owning the land
Ai will be subsidized under national security pretenses. This gravy train is too big and important to fail.
Holy shit down 7k at open what the actual fuck I really should have bailed on iren awhile ago...
>>62165215I've been out of it for over 5 years. There must be another?She turned up again a few weeks ago though. They never go away.
>>62165237A lot of lads are going to lose fingers. Hands even.
>>62165207Yeah minus a decent gdp per capita. No one is obsessed about china but I have been there and seen what qualifies as a "home" for most people. It's honestly on the same level as a house you would pay 300 dollars a month for in cambodia.
>>62165294Buy in the 30's trim in the mid 40'sBut it will sign a deal this year and go parabolic.
>we may get a dip againNot gonna lie, gold is starting to look kind of tempting.
>>62165566Who ???
>>62164906These are women
