>>62164631>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G
>>62165251Will OP kill himself when the market ends the day flat?
>>62165251KEK OIL BAGGOTS
>Causes an Oil cartel to fracture
> futures
SOXL BAGGIES ARE GETTING FUCKED
STOP DAMPING
Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.
>>62165256You can just apologize and admit you were wrong or claim you were being retarded on purpose. I don't care boss.
>OpenAI recently missed its own targets for new users and revenue, stumbles that have raised concern among some company leaders about whether it will be able to support its massive spending on data centers.>Chief Financial Officer Sarah Friar has told other company leaders that she is worried the company might not be able to pay for future computing contracts if revenue doesn’t grow fast enough
SOXS = SUCCESS
>market is dumping on OpenAI not being profitable>market also dumping due to supply chain issues from the Iran warIf I hear one more mother fucker say priced in I will lose my mind lmao. These were the most obvious elephants in the room. What is the surprise that it happened so early?
>>62165251Why is this market so resilient?We didn't even have a proper correction around Hormuz.
>>62165261Holy shit
one for a circuit breaker
GET PREGNAT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
KEK SOXL
>>62165268>Sarah Friar>google her name>she's doing merchant handsdivine comedy kek
>>62165261Retarded tourists will see this and still go hiking in grizzly country without a gun
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
AMDSISTERS
>everything is down and I didn’t even invest in any long term Warren Buffet esque stocks that I’ll feel comfortable riding all the waves with>too late to sell my get rich quick scheme stocks so now I’m forced to go long with these fucking goofball stonks
>>62165278those bears are actually so big the gun won't do anything and you're better off larping as a skunk with bear mace
>>62165251There are six open SMG threads in the catalog. Stop baking at 300 posts. You're not supposed to bake until 360 at the earliest.
Sell.
what is stopping me from going full port into MUbetter alternatives or this is the play?
>>62165280B-B-B-BBASED
>>62165277She's Irish
>>62165280ikuzooooo
>>62165285The only reason they´re baking early is because they want to be the main character with the thread name and image. No one is retarded enough to not understand that the board is dead and you don´t need to bake at 310 or even 400 desu.
>>62165280LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVID SOXL PLEASE RELEASE THE V
>US President Trump: Iran has just informed us that they are in a “State of Collapse.” They want us to “Open the Hormuz Strait,” as soon as possible, as they try to figure out their leadership situation (Which I believe they will be able to do!). – TSLLMAO >Hormuz Can Open Without Clearing All Mines, US Energy Chief Says - BBGthe same guy who said there were escorts lmaooooooooooo
>>62165280>>62165296based
METHINKS THE MAY SELLERS GOT FRONT-RAN...
opening of market trump hallucination
>>62165296cute
>>62165296FUGLY
>>62165287>KMB up 2% and finally crosses the $100 threshold againBrother, stop playing around with chips and start getting serious with diapers.
>>62165298
Bobo status check?
>>62165296kawaii
Its very interesting that when I'm down bigly im alone but when I'm up bigly all of a sudden the (((government))) is sending me letters and asking for money
Just hopped on...The fuck happened!?
>>62165317See >>62165268
>>62165317For some reason openai can't make money even though AI is this revolutionary technology that is possibly going to destroy mankind
Don't buy the dip today. The knife will have your arm off.
>>62165280Down 7k at open kekAt least I might have the chance to bail on vxus and get back into voo
lol
>POET up 6% Sell?
>>62165298Just like that SOXL is fucking BACK.
I sold the exact bottom.
>>62165317We don't have a peace deal, and it seems the guys with the guns, and the guys with the qurans aren't in agreement on how to proceed boss.
wheat
Another day of red morning then closing flat or somewhat green
>>62165319They're losing to Anthropic and Google, they have no moat
>>62165320What knife? They are already buying the dip.Where is the real correction?Where is the bear?
>>62165323is he trying to stop the bleeding?
The Mullahs wacked Baggler and replaced him with a bear.
lel
What is this, a dip for ants?
I panicked sold at open
Oh boy, I can't wait for another day my folio closes red.
>>62165296HIGHHHHHHHHHEEEER
>>62165268Besides the middle east shit it's really this article that's bludgeoned down soxx/soxl.
GOD DAMN IT I DONT HAVE ANY CASH TO SLURP THE DIP THATS IT IM SELLING MY CAR
>>62165342it's now a race to IPO before they lose all their steam and can't offload their bags if they had IPO'd even a year or two ago they would have made so much money
Cheapies
the robot is aight
>>62165342I thought it was Ryan Lee of Direxion literally sounding the alarm on Friday?https://www.benzinga.com/etfs/sector-etfs/26/04/52041845/intel-momentum-could-swing-other-way-warns-expert-etf-risks-build
>>62165344luckily I got paid yesterday
>>62165323This is bullshit.
>>62165342It's the only thing behind it, things were down more pre-market after this dropped, market couldn't give a fuck about the war
>UAE leaves OPEC>Trump says Iran in state of collapseThese announcements were planned
Copper futures are down but the miners barely move. I think it's just institutions and boomers left who'll won't sell for the next 3 years
SOXL SVRGE!!!!
>>62165357I'm expecting something will happen today.
>>62165332OpenAI was always known to be the worstthey rely on government and nvidia
>>62165347yeah think the peak was start of this year when the hype was high... that was for the actual IPO not planning onethey've probably lost a third of the value they would have had if they IPO today, maybe more, and its probably going to drift further
>>62165323USA #1
>>62165365xAI best?
>>62165357OPEC literally doesn't matter, it's been a failed game of prisoners dilemma for the last decade. The strait of hormussy doesn't matter, Iran doesn't matter. This dump is 100% on Sam for hiring a FOOKING IRISH CFO.
This AI pipe dream isn't going to work. I can't wait until the party is over and everybody wakes up with this cap ex hang over wondering what the fuck they were thinking. It's going to be catastrophic boss.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LFGOOO HIGGGHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEER FUCK THEIR Puts
>>62165366From my point of view the turning point was when they released chat gpt 5 after spending over a billion dollars on it. And everyone released it was either worse or barely better than version 4.That's when everyone released new models take exponentially more funding to create but at best create linearly more profit.
>>62165350There were other notable people who thought the gamma coming off Friday would be good for soxx.INTC and MU for instance did go up monday. The whole segment is down today.
>>62165335>muh bleeding>after UAE just put a dagger in the heart of the only force that could actually stand up to the USWith OPEC fucked the US is now one of the biggest oil players in the world
>>62165335he thinks the market drop today is 100% related to iran and not >>62165268
>>62165369it is between google and anthropic, xAI also has less of an issue cause elon is rich
>>62165371The funniest part of this whole thing is Apple ignoring the AI build out but also buying the crap out of all the ram to fuck over the competition even more with their hyperscaling rollout lol
Was in a meeting. Let me guess, as usual Burgers sent a '''news''' through David SOXL 2h ago after they woke up? Can these faggots die already?
>>62165349impregnation
Damn I’m making bank
>>62165375It's so weird that we had eight years under Obama and even four under Biden where they did everything they could to stop the oil industry for green energy.And now we are doing everything to expand and create LNG deals as well and becoming this giant
>>62165376AI being revealed to just be a good chatbot is going to fuck up the market badly
>>62165380That's not the funniest part, the funniest part is the incels who think this who thing is about them getting to fuck robot waifus.
>>62165386>idag
>>62165358I'm not selling until these shits go up. This is all because of this retarded war by orange nigger and ragheads
>>62165387Actually it was only a few years under Obama before he u-turned because fracking unlocked the US's true oil reserves, but yeah Biden really stifled everything just to appease Europe
>>62165389>church warns that masturbation is a sin>millennials/gen z become the first generation to lose the same of it>become massive gooners frying their brain pottery
>>62165251American Fusion Females… (AMFN)
>>62165393Was biden or obama the tard that cancelled that big pipeline from canada?
>NOK still bullish
a second day of buying? Well yea, ill take it. Ill take another one tomorrow too. Thanks baggies.
>>62165391This image makes me want to listen to Jamiroquai boss.
>>62165391mean
KEK>>62161667 where are you now tranny?i was right >>62161659 who is the stupid person now tranny?soxl baggy KEK
Wait a minute… did the USA actually ended up on top of this shitshow somehow?!?!?!What the fuck.
>>62165397babe, in the middle of the biggest bullrun of your lifetime soxx opened down 4% on no news and you're here on your nonsense... you should buy and watch this gap close.
>>62165397Biden did in 2021. Obama suspended it but notably stood aside from the the attempt to stop fracking from native groups and democrats, allowing oil companies to basically frack wherever they could go.
SQNS?
>>62165412Shut the fuck up, disgusting nonhuman.
>>62165375Unconstrained MENA oil production is a mixed bag at best for the US whose oil industry greatly benefits from OPEC existing
>>62165412Never bet against America. - )))Warren Buffet(((
>>62165412whomst did you think was winning?
>>62165400the new floor for SOXL appears to be a hard $110. I'll take it! Slurp well my friend
What are the expectations for tomorrow's earning reports?
>>62165412Closing the strait of hormuz only hurts the US in speculation, but not in real economic terms. Gas is fucking expensive, but store shelves will be filled and exports will continue. For a majority of the world Hormuz is their Panama, and states like the UAE don't want to be hampered by a oil cartel that they joined to help themselevs.
>>62165416Everything about fracking makes me want to get violent. We got an energy revolution that moved society away from dirty coal and oil to an incredibly efficient clean burn and they had to pretend it caused earth quakes We could discover fusion energy and you'd have green fuckers pretending it causes people to have headaches >>62165412It turns out having actual industry that produce good people need (energy) is good
>>62165427Raped but people will buy anyway
>Mohammad Akrami-Nia, spokesperson for the Islamic Republic's army, stated that the Islamic Republic does not consider the war with America and Israel to be over and still regards the situation as one of war. He added that the target bank, training, and equipment of the military forces have been updated.Looks like they won't let you get out now.
>>62165429They pretend electrical current causes cancer.
anybody want anything for breakfast?
>>62165421>benifits from OPEC existingA cabal of companies benifit, but the US fucking hates OPEC after it caused the oil crisis from 1970. This is an extreme net positive for the US economy but a hilarious bear in the short term
>>62165421OPEC created an oil glut by trying to kill off the US shale oil industry over a decade ago, it failed because with shale oil you can ramp up and down production much quicker than with traditional oil, the US is now the largest oil exporter in the world
>>62165427Its going to be more reports that cap ex isn't returning any new earnings but they will cope that it's too early to matter. And the companies will probably go sideways because at the end of the day they do make money even if each one of them is pulling essentially a metaverse burning cash for nothing
>>62165429That "energy revolution" was litterally bought and paid for by oil companies anon. It was always a scam to drive up fuel prices. Fracking is unironically the best thing to happen to fuel
>>62165429Meanwhile they made us pay for their 5g roll out, so they could use the radiation to alter people's DNA making them infertile and turning them into aliens within their own bodies boss.
>tesla greenlelelelkek soxl baggies
>>62165431>we consider it a war!Okay, break the blockade
>>62165440babestradamus over here...
>>62165412Don't look at the Tel Aviv Stocks Exchange.
>>62165436large iced coffee please with 3 sugars and chocolate I have the mcpoints for it
>A further 30 vessels also passed through the Strait of Hormuz, including 6 oil tankers and 5 Iranian cargo ships - Fars News cites satellite monitoringIs the US a meme?
Can the stupid orange say something dovish?Be a dove?
Techwearsisters…
>>62165453>The Fars News Agency (Persian: خبرگزاری فارس) is a news agency in Iran that is close to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), one of the three branches of the Islamic Republic of Iran Armed Forces
i hope itll be a bloody day, i need a dip entrywhat are you guys hoping to slurp if that happens?
>>62165436Yeah I'll take one of these please
>NOK>NOK>NOK>NOK>NOK>NOK
>US CB Consumer Confidence Actual 92.8 (Forecast 89, Previous 91.8)Looks like it is working. Just pump the market and everybody is happy again
nigger is just making shit up again lol
>The UAE’s required production for May under the OPEC+ DoC is 3,447kb/d, yet their March production was only 1,892kb/d.>So if the goal were simply to increase production, there’s no need to leave OPEC. They are under-producing by more than 1.5mb/d compared to their quota.united israeli emirates pulling a fast one to quell markets
Anons, I'm sorry. I bought 711 puts and 712 calls and both are going to expire worthless!
>>62165462they finally realized that the US is the best partner in the entire world boss
>>62165459The steady compounder galloping from strength to strength
Prime Minister Sharif plz tweet
>>62165462Stop copping, they litterally said they are leaving.>B-but they just have to increase a little bit they don't have to leaveJesus christ this is really bad for OPEC trannies
When will people learn >>62165113>>62165112>>62165146The market goes up based on more people buying into it, that simple, people are conditioned to buy the dip, retail investors buy the dip the most and there are more retail investors today than at any other point in history, future projections, fundamentals, none of it matters as long as more people buy in then the line goes up and more people will always buy in because what the fuck else are you going to do with your money? Let it lose value to inflation?
>>62165436Get me two of those steak bagels, a couple of Hashies and some orange juice boss.
POETs?Are we gonna SHAKESPEARE today?
>>62165461Irannies really shouldn't have lied about the first negotiations ("we're not even talking to them!"). By doing that they gave Trump way more credibility than he otherwise would have had, now the markets always believe him.
bought silver at Monday open. how fucked am I?
>>62165465It's because the US is the only partner in the world. every other country tries to stab their partners in the back, the US will just try to stab you in the front
AMD SISTERS WE ARE GETTING FUCKED IN THE AAAASSSSSSS NOOOOOOOO
>>62165482didn't that come from IRGC sources though, i think back at that time was when inter Iranian rifts were at their peak
>>62165488No, Araghchi said that publicly, said the only talks Trump was having was with himself only for Iran to show up with over 70 people in Pakistan two days later, both sides constantly lie
>>62165486so true babe now take your clothes off and get on the bed
>>62165476Imagine still being in POET
>>62165493Wasn't Trump Truthing about talks before any had even happened?
> nows
>>62165493I'm disappointed we didn't do the infrastructure deal with Iran and replace all their bridges and power plants with rubble boss.
>>62165476>>62165499Help me. I need to know if I should sell or not
>>62165505bro 8.50 was where every sane person solded yesterdayread up on why it dumped in the first place and why it will continue to dump to pre-MRVL deal prices and probably lower
keeeeeeeeeeksoxl baggy
>>62165505>Lost major deal with Marvell>totally has a new 5 million dollar deal, guys, I promise!>CEO Suresh VenkatesanSome anon pointed out that Suresh Venkatesan is the hindu equivalent name to "moishe shecklebergstein
>UMMMMMMM OPEC DIDN'T MATTER ANYWAY!!!!!!1! Bad day for third world sisters.
>>62165514ironically it was the white harvard grad CFO who shat the bed/street this timeCEO is brahmin sar
>>62165500They were "talks" using intermediaries to talk about having proper negotiations face-to-face that Iran denied was happening this was despite several nations(Pakistan, Egypt, Turkey) confirming they were happening, the markets stopped reacting to Iranians claims after they showed up days later
India would be a first world country if 90% of it's population disappeared overnight
>>62165523>NOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT!Iran litterally said they were in zero communications, then suddenly their were talks.
>>62165512>>62165514Okay I’ll dump it. Need money to invest in new MEMS(Micro-Electro-Mechanical Systems) foundry IPO anyway. Silex Microsystem.
>>62165514also>Suresh (First Name): A popular Hindu masculine name meaning "Lord of the Gods," often associated with Indra, Vishnu, or Shiva. It implies leadership, power, and divine authority.>Venkatesan (Surname/Second Name): Derived from the Sanskrit Venkaṭeša (Lord of Venkata), referring to the deity at Tirumala, combined with the Tamil-Malayalam suffix -n, which denotes a descendant or devotee.lmfao indians really out here naming their kids the jeet version of God Jesus
>>62165423I thought Iran was winning. What the fuck.
>>62165523There were*>>62165526Are you illiterate? That's exactly what I said you dumb nigger
>>62165531>betting against the USRetard
jerome
>>621654365 burritos 5hash browns 5 egg mcmuffinsand BIG BREAKFAST
>>62165532>THEY WERE TALKS B-BUT THEY DON'T COUNT REEEE
some of you guys owe me moneyA LOT of money
>>62165531SHOULD I SELL OR BUY? WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE NEWS???
>>62165531my man, the iranians are literally just saying anything. or maybe its the americans who knows?
what dip do i buydont say poet
>>62165538You really are an illiterate spastic
>>62165535He is now confirmed going to be out. He tried to protest by saying he was staying until a replacement can be confirmed, but then Trump admin put him under a sham investigation in order to use it as a negotiation tool against those unwilling to vote for the new fed chair
>>62165531We should give them their wish and melt all their assets like their bridges, power plants, and buildings, but kerosene is really expensive right now so we should use something other than jet fuel to melt everything boss.
Should I long 1 (one) call option on SOXL?
>>62165550phew...good thing I'm already unemployed
>>62165303Trump really is the orange nigger who cried wolf with all this pointless desperate lying
>>62165552what the fuck did they mean by picrel
>>62165531Why don't they say the talks are progressing and the Strait might open soon?
>>62165560HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA TRAANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>WEAT +4.2%
>>62165542Reddit?
>>62165560Uh oh stinky
>>62165550>COULD LOSEso expect less
>>62165541He shorts oil and then he wants a shortage to pump it?
>>62165569He means 100k jobs lost thanks to the oil shock. The markets will pump though. When you fire people, you save money and that makes you pump.
>>62165541Bad news for you: There is no war, it's all AI.
i sold all my stocks. looks like war is back on /smg/
How is it this much over
BREAK NEWS: DAVID SOXL ASSASSINATED
AHHH THE WORLD IS ENDING
im down 5% tonight.
>>62165567>28B>plebbit>37 forward PE>plebbit>horrible online reputation>plebbitbearish on it
>>62165541So my question is if Iran is forced to cap wells then doesn't the blockade lose its effectiveness? I mean the US can still prevent Iran from shipping what oil they have in storage and at sea but that's limited, at that point what leverage does the blockade truly provide since the leverage was mainly the threat of forcing Iran to cap their wells which would potentially permanently damage them and forever lessen production
>>62165559Classic math textbook humor
Its rugging sars
Ashtead you bitch stop going down. High oil prices should be good for you
DAVID SOXL WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME
>>62165559>>62165594
yesterday did feel different, today i guess it starts to hitthe tone coming from each side of the war feels different too
You told me to just buy or lose out>You told me to just buy or lose outI was cash gang till last week.
>>62165594im failing my math classes
>>62165592It won't work. The Iranians rightly believe they can endure more pain than the US can and keeping the US tied up and bogged down enhances their long term prospects in the region. Nothing the US gov can do can even work. They are just delaying an inevitable embarrassment and withdrawal.
warningjust boughted MU at picotop beware if you will enter a new position
>>62165608You listened to the people already invested in the ponzi scheme?
>>62165608>I was cash gang till last week.
>>62165611US can't withdraw, they can't let Iran control the strait, they can't allow the petrodollar to die
>>62165603This right here is a good meme
>>62165592Hahahaha, no man.
>>62165611will Americans falter as gas prices climb another 50 cents or will Iranians falter as they run out of money to pay their military and famine strikes the country leaving it's citizens to starve in the streets??Tune in to the next episode in two more weeks to find out!
>>62165617Right but staying also drags down the economy and will upset an already weakened bond market.>petrodollarYes if the petrodollar is breached ( it already has been) that will also rape the bond/dollar.We are fucked both ways. Complete lose/lose. Shit like this is how empires die btw
>>62165626>We are fucked both ways. Complete lose/lose. Shit like this is how empires die btwLmao. Who'd you learn that from?
>>62165611>The Iranians rightly believe they can endure more pain, sister!!!!The strait is quite literally never opening under Iran's terms. The US isn't anywhere near "pained" yet.
>>62165624I could be wrong but I suspect the Iranians will be able to withstand a lot more pressure than the average American will.>religious belief>defensive war>existential threatThese are all galvanizing forces. Versus the avg American taxpayer who didn't want this war at all and is also pissed about having to pay more for gas/groceries when times are already shitty.
>>62165622How so? If the US destroys their ability to export oil permanently then why would Iran care about them blockading their remaining oil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9EZGHcu3E8
>just checked nasdaq to see which stocks were crashing the market and which ones are doing fineHe must be having the time of his life today. Never doubt him.
>nows
>>62165629I'm right and you know it. The bond market was already soft before this little misadventure when the petrodollar was buoying bond prices.
>>62165611What is more painful, having to pay an additional $10 to fill up your gas tank, or having to eat your goat wife because there's no other food boss?
>>62165632A revolution is only ever 3 meals away
it's not working guys
I sloorped and God loves me so this is the local bottom.Those who bless:>RDDT>SOFI>HOOD>AVEXWill be blessed.
>>62165635>350b in cashmemeinvestor
>>62165251I am feeble minded poor man. This is my portfolio. Should I increase cash or decrease cash?
>>62165590hi babe I'm sorry about your loss
Sorry. I'm just not dumping my space whales or synthetic conductors. I'm just not gonna.
>>62165592>So my question is if Iran is forced to cap wells then doesn't the blockade lose its effectiveness?If every IRGC official accepts the high chance that they'll be killed, people believing that they'll balk at damage to the wellheads are engaging in wishful thinking.
>>62165641Gulf nations also use those USD from selling oil to heavily invest in US equities and corporate bonds too, they're balls deep in spending on AI
> bobo euphoric againObvious bear trap as we pump to new aths tommorow.
>>62165644Iran called Trump to BEG for the boot to be lifted. Because Trump controls everything. And if he lifted his boot. Markets would go green! Instantly! So don’t worry. Patriots are in control!Sell it. Kek.
>>62165655Tomorrow's earnings will make or break the market
>>62165655looks like the market is gonna explode at this point. the soxs volume last friday was no joke (((they))) know this is the top
>>62165633this war isnt about oil, never has been, never will be
kek SOXL?
>>62165631I went camping over the weekend and spent like $200 in fuel costs. There is pain and there will be more.
Do you guys think there’s any point holding anything if it’s the top? Even oil service company ETFs? Or just cash it all in until the correction hits.
>>62165644He's hallucinating again
Keksoxlbaggies
>>62165655VIX is barely even moving
>we're now posting headlines every 5 minutes againPakistanis activated?
A brief moment of silence for those who slurped.
DAVID SOXL RELEASE THE V FFS
On second thought, today might not be a good day to play the swing trade for gas money. Let us go make a mockery of the dying world elsewhere, Lydia.
SAVE ME AXIOSBERG SAAAAARRR
>>62165673Yeah, for those who sloorped oil!KEK OIL BAGGOTS!
Ashtead technology holdings
>>62165673They knew the risks as do we all
The IRGC are playing for keeps because they know that if they surrender or lose they're all dead. Israel will just murder them all given the chance.
>>62165684Based and AT pilled frendo :)I'm going to slurp RR as the gilds rise and the pound crashes, it will only be relieved when Starmer is ousted in May.
Im still way up on the day what retarded shit are you buck broken bears invested in now?
>>62165663I never said it was, my entire point is part of the threat from the blockade is that Iran will need to cap its wells when it runs out of storage, if that then happens then the threat of that ceases to exist
>>62165685But line can only go up and to the right!
>>62165663yeah it is
>IRAN EXPECTED TO SUBMIT A REVISED PEACE DEAL - CNNKEK! AIDS RIDDEN NO GOOD DIRTY OIL BAGGOTS KEK
TRUMP PLEASE DO SOMETHING
>WTI fucking 100 again Kek short oil baggies
>>62165667I just went 100% cash fuck this market it is schizophrenic
I made 25% (30€) on my MU short, im proud of myself.
Hope all intcels still manage to have a wonderful day even if we're red.
Via David Bloomberg>IRAN PREPARING REVISED PEACE PLAN AMID U.S. REJECTION>Sources say Iran is expected to submit a revised peace proposal within days after the United States rejected its initial terms.
>>62165705>sources sayif this moves the market im out
>>62165705lol they are fucking desperate for the news pump
PUMP OUT THE FAKENEWS
>>62165660Kinross Gold
>>62165705>sources>reportedly>expected>describedHow long do we have to endure this dog and pony show?
>>62165708>>62165706>>62165714Expect a Paki tweet soon.
IRANSISTERS?!?!?!?!?
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING (I already checked so I can't say that and I was down 12% kek)
SOXL KEKS
>>62165692i dont follow your logic could you expand on that?
>>62165270the dump was priced in
IRGC is just a decoy. The real Iranian leaders are skeleton lords in the deep abyss below their mountains.
>>62165705>seeking help to keep the Strait of Hormuz open amid internal instabilitySo they're saying that hardliners want to keep the strait closed and this faction wants the US' help in opening it? How is that possible? The IRGC can just launch drones and shut it down at any time, the US Navy won't risk getting close to the strait
>>62165705THEY ARE BEGGING
WHO THE FUCK SET UP A SELL WALL AT $100 EXACTLY ON KMB!?!?! It just had a blowout quarterly report and it just keeps bouncing off of that fucking WALL. I fucking HATE the markets OBSESSION with MAGIC NUMBERS GOD FUXKIN G DAMNIT
>>62165270Well, it...doesn't make sense for (Micron) to not dump yesterday on the news but start dumping today does it?
KEK>>62161667 #where are you now tranny?i was right >>62161659 #who is the stupid person now tranny?soxl baggy KEK
>>62165644And yet the retarded populace that hates the regime can't figure out how to topple a dead government
>>62165736liquidity sweeping is the meta apparently
>>62165705>mediators in Pakistan Stopped reading there. I was born above it all and will not stoop to such textslop.
>>62165731BVLLI$H FOR BONE
>>62165251How much cash would you have if you had 50k USD and you invested 0USD now?
>>62165747-50k in gains
>>62165728Sure, if I am threatening to kill your wife if you don't do what I say and then I kill your wife, the threat no longer exists, the leverage I held by threatening your wife is gone, so the threat of the blockade forcing Iran to cap their wells won't exist if Iran has to actually cap their wells, it will already have occurred, you can't use it as a threat anymore to gain leverage, you can't use the threat of something that has already happened and can only happen once
>>62165748Not even 3x levered people would get that. Only way to get that is options.
Why you do this to me RKLB i thought we were goign to Mars together :(
>>62165752Oh nono I'm just saying it'll be an easy x2 form this little dippy
my analysis: it's over
>>62165373Can’t tell if ESL or taught by the American school system
>>62165750Get some help bro
>>62165761What third world country are you from
>UAE leaves OPEC>Trump says Irn is in collapse>Iran (or a faction) now pushing for peace dealThis week is going to be spicy
some analyst says MU 1000 by eoytrue or fake?
>>62165756My childIts only just begun
>>62165771Nice conservative estimate
>>62165536>5 egg mcmuffins>eggscoming right up!
>>62165769Now that UAE isn't a member of OPEC there's even less reason to not bomb their oil for Iran.
>>62165790OPEC has always been made to keep America oil production under control. Literally look at basic fucking history. Anyways, why the fuck are Bobos so euphoric despite the markets already pumping like crazy?I'm still up like $40k YTD.
What we buyin today, boys?
Stupid openai niggers
>>62165805krknf
>>62165805physical wheat
>>62165805I got in on the generational bottom of AGQ. damn it feels good.
>>62165805A lil VOO. A lil IEZ
>>62165805I bought some gold and miners and called it a day
>>62165805VOO VTV SPYD PICK SGOV
>puts closed>calls openit's taco time
walter update
>>62165836>taco taco man yeah>I want to be>a taco mannnnn
>>62165805nothing, i will buy in 2-3 days
>OpenAI signed $600 billion in future compute commitments>Raised $122 billion which they expect to burn through in three year>Missed their user target of one billion weekly actives>Missed their revenue target. Missed multiple monthly revenue targets this year>Are losing market share to Google and Anthropic simultaneously>Have subscriber churn problems>Their CFO is privately worried they cannot pay for the compute they already ordered>Their number two is on unexpected medical leave>Elon is suing to unwind the company>The plan is to IPO by December.
>>62165838Oh these fuckers want us to respect their sovereignty? How about they respect Israel's right to exist first boss.
>>62165849They've already said they would if Israel withdrew to the 1967 borders and stopped trying to invade their neighbors.
another trip to the filter
>>62165838Loosers get nothing.
>>62165851>peace depends on Jews not being blood thirstywe're boned
>>62165847They will keep it going just long enough to dump on retail baggies after IPO lockup expires
>>62165838>Iran pulling some sovcit shit to try to take ownership of a 20 mile wide waterwayLmao. This is going to end badly for them.
>>62165858Yep. All the venture capitalists haven't been paid out yet
>>62165857give it a rest babygirl. it's me that's going to tame you not the other way around.
>>62165251NIKKEI IS GETTING RAPED
>>62165865stahp
>new TI-84 calculatorGiga bullish
>>62165851Was that statement made by the guys with the qurans or the guys with the guns? Doesn't really matter either way, they don't hold any fucking cards to be calling for anything boss.
>>62165867let me guide you and help you and buy you restrictive underpants
>>62165871I do mean everytime
>>62165871>They don't hold any cardsAh, the typical kike can't see past the end of his considerably large nose.Sorry, Bibi is going to die of Cancer before he can fulfill the rebbe's prophecy.
>>62165866>DanganGOD>>62165771Micron is worth a trillion dollars. That would put it at a trillion dollars
Oh no! SNDK bros, is it time to RUUUUUUUUUUN?
>check market>open /biz/ with the full intention of posting KEK SOXL BAGGIES>see OPI am pleased
PLEASE TRUMP DO SOMETHING MY SOXL CALLS GOT HEEMED SO HARD. IM DOWN 30%
>>62165871Is this baggie or a brand new loser?
>Tripfag is a kike apologistHow is it possible to be gay, twice?
>>62165883HOOLD AND TRVST....the plqn...memGODS will win
>>62165888it's baggie (prime)
>NASDAQ>-1.44%HOW ARE YOU SUPOSED TO COPE AT THIS POINT?
>>62165881>implying Israel is going to give up the Golan Heights.That is a complete non-starter. Here's what's going to happen, Iran is going to try to stall as long as possible, eventually we're just going to bomb the fuck out of them anyway. Then we'll go in and get all of the dust, every last grain of it, and probably build some McDonald's on our way out boss.
1700 minutes to go
>>62165888Can't you read? I'm not Baggie, I'm THE QUASAR, fucking retard.
>>62165896ytd you monkey mouthed slur
>>62165896Knowing the fact that it'll go to a certain high number that you wan to exit at, but it might just take a little more time than you expected for it to
Is this the end of SOXX or just a pullback before the next moon mission
>>62165897How hard did you come while imagining that?We've already proven we couldn't do that in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and Syria.And if you're not baggie, then you'll have no problem with my posting your wife's tits then, right?
>>6216590320:1 reverse stock split incoming
>>62165891It... It's working! I'm sorry I doubted us, memoryGODS
>>62165838Not sure how new that is, but this is pretty big as it was the one question mark for me. Well, I really have no clue what the way out is. The idea of some ships being allowed to get through is probably passé. Escalation won't open the strait. Israel won't back down and Iran won't fold.The pool looks to be closed for way beyond the foreseeable future.
this feels too red to be a 'cooling off' or consolidation day
>>62165915I blame all the computer companies
>>62165915We are LICHERALLY where we were last Friday calm down
>>62165693
>>62165915That just means more printing so like everything this is bullish
kek soxl baggy
>>62165907>We've already proven we couldn't do that in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and Syria.This is completely different. Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and Syria didn't have enriched nuclear dust, so of course we couldn't go in and take it because they didn't have any. And since the McDonald's are built on the way out after getting the nuclear dust, there are no McDonalds in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, or Libya boss.
>>62165920a slow multi day crab down even lower would be better than a solid red day like thisthis feels like a direction/sentiment change
Lol Iran is gonna get rekt, the only people supporting them are browns. Even europe getting tired of this shit.
>>62165840buying calls because you expect what to drive price up?
>>62165931Whatever just make the line go up
>>62165929>so of course we couldn't go in and take it because they didn't have anyI was assured that they did. By the same guy who assured us Iran was working on a bomb despite their having a religious fatwa against doing so.
why not just bake at 400 or 500 instead of 300ish?
The market went full retard. Never go full retard.
Market expecting a headline, clearly.
>>62165931>Russia and China ate brown Only the people who shill for them
>>62165939Dude, just trust me. This time it is different boss.
>>62165929They hsvr>Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and Syria. They all had weapons of mass destruction like Iran
Look. when the market went up it did slowly, extremely slowly.Now it has these twitching moves. It went down, but not with conviction. It's on the lookout for a headline. It expects to be saved. It DEMANDS a TACO. And IT has a RIGHT to it, it's TUESDAY.
>>62165953Reading this is giving me an out of body feeling
>>62165933mean reversion is the best trading strategy and i'm tired of pretending it's not. i think monday and friday's prices mattered and that this is more likely to be random noise.
>>62165952Well, Syria did have weapons of mass destruction boss.
>>62165941>one red candle>I TOLD YOU THE MARKET WAS IRRATIONAL
>>62165935Clearly russia told them to go kick rocks. Russia needs to rebuild too and they can’t send money or reduce production voluntarily.
>>62165931more tired of migger shit than anybody elses, few months ago you miggers were threatening greenland
>>62165915Ok, then sell your stocks(to me).
>>62165952>They all had weapons of mass destruction like IranIraq gave them to Syria before the US attacked, Syria gave them to Russia before the US attacked, Lybia gave up its nuclear program to the US before the US attacked. I am starting to notice a pattern.....NK never gave them up but continued to develop a significant nuclear program, the US never attacked.
>>62165940thread doesn’t bump after 300ish. I don’t want to search up smg on the catalog
>>62165969You do realize the only reason Greenland wasn't annexed by America was that our Leader protected it from getting annexed by America boss.
>>62165965Russia is helping in lots of ways. They are still trading with Iran through the Caspian and land , they are giving Iran military intelligence on the US .You may have also noticed all the talking heads like tucker who supported Russia in the Ukraine a invasion re now shilling for Iran so there propaganda/disinfo machine is also helping Iran
>>62165969oh were not done with them.The fuck is nato going to do?
Over status?
>>62165984>>62165984>>62165984
>>62165983>Can't defeat a non nation like Iran >talking shit Fucking miggers
>>62165983Nobody is frightened by a country too afraid of losing more than 15 marines
