>i wish i died with more money in the bank
Saving is a luxury.
Link will moon anyday nowAny day now...Any...Zzzzzzz.................
>>62166356>>62166352>>62166347>it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needleRepublican protestants will not be in heaven
>>62166362you’re an idiot. that line is in the context of what you need actually need salvation. money can’t buy you into heaven but accepting jesus does. You don’t need to give up your things like a retarded communist to go to heaven. Jesus said the relationship between master and servant was natural order.
>>62166347-Warren Bufett?
>>62166362I bet you think good deeds gets you into heaven.
>>62166392You need faith but faith without works is dead is it not?
>>62166392>kill people and have sex with 100 black men will make you an angel if you accept Jesus NOW one second before you diet. Literally any modern christcuck
>>62166398Brah you need to read the parable of the vineyard laborers cause that’s exactly how it works my nigga
>>62166396The point is the faith, is the point. Get me? It sounds like you do, so I'll move on. I thought you were some catholic false-idol worshipper for a second. Or a calvinist
garbage thread
>>62166362Oy vey, you win the best goy in the thread for believing that translation. >>62166418Also this.
>>62166405Or the parable of the lost son.
>>62166347This is why i spend alot of my money on fucking tranny prostitutes.This is less cucked than spending money on cis women prostitute because with cis women probably has kids with tyrone and you will be directly supporting his kids. On the other hand, the tranny will likely never have any kids.
>>62166406I am Catholic. Aka not a heretic. God bless you though my nigga
>>62166347I wish I lived with more money in the bank
>>62166405Read the parable of my cock up your ass, you jew-worshipping bitch.
>>62166371>>62166392Absolute cope after Jesus lays it out plainly >>62166436Yeah Jews are know for their shunning of material wealth. Retard
>>62166513>he worships idols other than godGood luck with that.
>>62166563It is cope. Everyone on this board is a christian and they misrepresent what the bible actually says about wealthy people. I'm not even a christcuck. Christcucks are sanctimonious liars universally.
>>62166575>Everyone on this board is a christianlol noI'd like to think most people here have more sense than to believe in made up nonsense from an old incoherent book.
>>62166573>protecuck doesn’t know what worship isMany such cases
>>62166347More like...>I wish I could live a few days longer so I could further bankrupt medicare for my zoomer grandchildren LOL fuck them kids...
>>62166347Actually I'm spending my son's inheritance to live two weeks longer
>>62166371After you die you're dead nigga. There is no life after life your abrahamic crap literally makes zero sense lol.
>Son, my one regret is ensuring you were financially secure and could afford to do what you wanted in life rather than have to grind away your youth like I did. I hate you so much its unreal.
>>62167101>we just "evolved" out of hydrogen atoms and shitexpect to be recycled to go agen, see you in Northshire Abbey!
>>62166352Sheeit mane I only got 4 dollas till next Tuesday
>>62166563Paul and the first Christians were effectively loaded. How do you think they went on so many trips and managed to maintain the church? Paul and Luke wre both incredibly well educated and wealthy.
>>62167101>be monkey >evolve into humans>somehow nothing in the middle is around >monkey is thoughMakes total sense.
>>62167862Yeah because some dude in the clouds created everything. He's also watching you goon so you must attend church because maybe he'll forgive you lol. Trust me bro here is a book that some desert shlomos wrote.
>>62167879>I can't comprehend anything larger than me>I'm so very smartLet me guess, C student, pedophile, poor? Sum it up?
>>62167937No I'm not a priest.
>>62167858>Fanfiction to justify not listening to Christ Eternal damnation awaits you
>>62167937>Me, on the other hand, can verily comprehend God!Repent.
>>62166347Imagine dying not even making it to the top 1%. lol. Or top 10%, the group doing well.
>>62166347My money will go to the people I care about when I die, so I will 100% wish I had even more money when I am on my deathbed
>>62166347Rationally you would freeze your head upon death to capitalize on the small but still >0% chance that future technology can revive you. So yes, the more money you have in the bank the money you can have to spend on a rad new cyberbody or virtual avatar when you're revived in the year 2176.
>I wish I lived like a good boy following this specific ancient book that all the retards talk about so that after I'm dead I can live an infinitely long infinitely happy life, 100% guaranteed because the book said so or something
>wish I lost more hard earned money on crypto scams
>>62167101proof?
>>62166362>Republican protestants will not be in heaven
Lol at the dumb cucks in here arguing which fairy tale is best. You're all manipulated victims.
>>62166347>I wish I had more pussy
>>62166347>i wish i died with more money in the bank
>>62166371Lmao protestakeks really think that by jusr believing in jesus you have no personal responsibility for your actions
>>62167214post-ww2 was an anomaly, we're going back to feudal era unless we develop fusion in the next 30 years.
>i wish i gooned harder on shemaletube.com
i unironically want to leave my 15 children with 500k - 1 mil each. so yes sort of true.
>>62166347>I wish had more money in the bank so I could live life to it's fullest
The money in the bank is what makes all of the other memories possible
>>62167967Hell itself is fan fiction. When the old testament was being translated to Greek they didn't have a word for "Sheol" or "the pit" so they just used Hades.
>>62169440Hell just means not being with God in the afterlife my low IQ friend.
>>62168433This topic enrages jews. Look at all the hissing and kvetching here.I'm doing my part to ensure Shekelberg has a bad day by reminding him that God abandoned his people and chose another.
>>62166362FAGGOT
>>62169937Sounds like it hit a nerve. Does the word of Christ upset you that much?
>worshipping the pope>the fucking pope
