Nothing ever happens edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62169647
and then nothing happened
first
What did the stock market mean by this?
smigmaballz
wot is habbening!!1!
Our mans is going live soon, THEN something will happen, screenshot this
>>62170359No bepsi point hike.>we will monitor the situationJerome plz stop being too late and start being on time. Plz halp Jerome, I'm suffering, I need the 100 bepsi point hike. Plz surprise us and say you changed your mind and do a 100 bepsi point hike. Plz halp Jerome *cough* *cough* Im so hungry Jerome
I'm gonna become a Robinhood guy today. Is the Robinhood chud still here?
>>62170372The algos already know that fast haha
Ford getting rotated out apparently
It's coming, Mumu.
>>62170381The fed has a dual mandate. Core inflation isn't bad enough to warrant a hike and black unemployment numbers aren't high enough to warrant a cut. We get to just chill buddy.
>>62170388Should this be interpreted as no bombardment of Iran being imminent?
no "good afternoon" ?
Powerll dump into niggerraping pump?
Believe all baggies
>Voting for the monetary policy action were Jerome H. Powell, Chair; John C. Williams, Vice Chair; Michael S. Barr; Michelle W. Bowman; Lisa D. Cook; Philip N. Jefferson; Anna Paulson; and Christopher J. Waller. Voting against this action were Stephen I. Miran, who preferred to lower the target range for the federal funds rate by 1/4 percentage point at this meeting; and Beth M. Hammack, Neel Kashkari, and Lorie K. Logan, who supported maintaining the target range for the federal funds rate but did not support inclusion of an easing bias in the statement at this time.Holy Miran nigger
wow I got tricked and sent to /BBBYQ/ wtf
>>62170393Because its not good.>He didn't buy GRRRGreen on a red day and safely broken out, good news on expansion of contract from $500M to $2.5BMAMA, I'MMA BE A GORILLIONAIRE
>O&G
>>62170397so powell supports an easing bias?sounds like we flip green when he speaks then
how do i profit from this?
>>62170372It do be like that.
>>62170405continue being white
>>62170380
>>62170359My dick red like a dogMy dick red like them stocks
>>62170405that's pretty based of Trump
>>62170413DAMN RIGHT
>>62170392hard to say but purely from a navy point of view its been at see for 309 days the longest ever modern deployment for a aircraft carrier, it was the same one that maduro was transported onto during the Venezuela operation
>>62170393They are heading the feed ahead of time. A few seconds usually. They pay for this stuff.
>>62170405Mines closed due to aids
everything i touch is redthe more i buy the more it dumpsdo i buy nasdaq and soxl longs? because i think thats the most retarded thing right now maybe i could work
Is US10Y at 4.5% the TACO trigger?
>>621704275%
>>62170424>everything i touch is redGoys will be goys.
>>62170405Why do you need to profit off of that, there are like a million other things you can profit off of instead of trying to figure out the optimal way to gamble on aids, niggers and mineral rights at the same time boss.
>>62170427he has a unexpected phone call with Netanyahu in a hour or so, so dont know if he will get to
grazed a bullet this weekbought and sold POET almost immediately at 8.50moment of silence for bronze hand baggies
>>62170424only thing im holding rn thats green is dogecoin kek
>Market dumps from fed>then pumps for earningscalling it now
>>62170405In all likelihood those AIDs meds aren’t even reaching our melanated friends. The rulers of those countries are most likely being sold for profit or misused, just like the mosquito nets being used for fishnets
>>62170424I’m just sitting on my hands before I do any more damage. I’ve the reverse Midas touch. And I do t mean iron. It turns to shit.
>>62170436or it double dumps because you believe it iwll pump. Like a -2% day or something, straight to 7k.
I need to get my holes swapped and greased. Any one got a recommendation?
>>62170446floor is still ~6830 via gex. ceiling is glass.
100 put contracts on MSFT10 call contracts on SOXLThis is the play.
>>62170411is there oil in that egg?
What made oil explode today?
red line please keep dropping so I can afford more shares with my dead grandpa's money
>>62170468The heat was hot
Should I gamble on earnings bros?
>>62170468US nuked Tehran this morning, and in response Tehran drone striked every desalination and oil plants in the Gulf nations.
>AST SpaceMobile Inc (NASDAQ:ASTS) CEO Abel Avellan's $14.2 million compensation to aggressive satellite-to-phone performance targets.wow, being a CEO is this easy? make the company eat dirt and make this much as compensation
I meant to fill up at the gas station over the weekend but I got busy and forgot
Where do I deploy my cash? Should I wait?
>>62170471how do you little rich niggers get grandpas money anyways dont your boomer parents take it all for themselves?
>>62170459should i buy MSFT puts?
>>62170487Yes.Easy money right now.You’ll thank me later.
>>62170485you should deploy some of that cash to buy yourself a pizza
>>62170482the compensation isn't tied to NOT hitting the performance targets how fucking stupid are youthis nigga duuuuuumb
Is NOK still a buy @ 12.50?
I always missed sharting oil because I thought it would go higher. So this time I did actually shart it. Oil bulls can thank me when you break 130
>>62170480lol based
>>62170405based....
If Iran's economy is as destroyed as both trump and other sources are reporting then isn't them lifting the blockade sunk cost as at this point it changes nothing whether they lift the blockade or not
>>6217049212.44
>>62170492No but GRRR is
>>62170499Turdies on here will say it's not true because no one in Iran is posting about how bad it is on x.com.
dubs an I drop 10k on AMZN 2x
>>62170405Africa is already corrupt, this is the exact opposite of what you do. You're meant to get an under the table deal.
Got drunk and had sex so now I'm holding into close. Pussy and beer solve bearishness.
>>62170480i thought that was the aphex twin logo at first glance
>>62170499their economy was destroyed since 2022, and their fiat money was already useless before the march SMO.
SQUARELY FOCUSED
Here we go
>>62170508That's because bears are gay
>>62170437>mosquito nets being used for fishnetssounds like smart and efficient use of foreign aid to grow the economy
where the fck is jerome ahhh sel everything
>>62170468nothing happened therefore oil went up
>>62170508Look at this showoff
buckle the fuck in chucklefucks
>jeromes lateominous
>>62170468trump isnt tweeting enough
U are too late gramps
>>62170508Impressive
SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING ANSWER ME THERE IS NOWHERE TO ASK THIS, NOT EVEN REDDITShould I join robinhood banking? I qualify for the "pro" benefitsAre they still sending out robinhood credit cards? I've wanted one for so long, but I can't even find out if it's been canceled or not
THE BULL IS IN THE BREEDING PEN
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. JEROME IS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING!!!
>>62170523He just has to test the glory holes in the new fed building to make sure they're up to spec before heading in. Jerome has a lot of responsibilities.
>>62170529GO ON
>>62170528>saar we have you qualified for pro statussounds legit
jerome, please
>>62170528Big 4 bank or credit union. Nothing in between.
>no change in rateITS OVER SELL EVRRYTHING
Okay, so NOW is the time to buy TLT; right?Because I just made a $7,500 purchase...>>62170508>Pussy and beer solve bearishness.So true. I fuck my wife's (lightly) hairy pussy ~4-5 times per week, and it has done wonders for my portfolio.I stopped selling every dip.
>BRISK
LOL INFLATOIN IS ALL DUMB BLUMBFS FAULT!!!! FUCK THIS GUY!!!!!
>>62170499>Iran has entered an economic death spiral >over 1 million are out of work >scarcity crisis >cost of living out of control Perhaps the same could be said of all religions
>>62170540I prefer Arizona iced tea
>INFLATION UPINFLATION UP>OIL UPOIL UP>INFLATION UPINFLATION UP>OIL UPOIL UP>INFLATION UPINFLATION UP>OIL UPOIL UPSHUT UP JEROME
>effects remain unclear
>U3 flat>U6 up>gap only widening>blames immigration and participationWhy won't the serfs just work for peanuts?
>>62170459Over the past 5 years a portfolio made up of all the S&P500's tech stocks except for the ones with Indian CEOs would be up 82% per year on average. Something to think about going forward.
Here is a livelink you stupid smiggers>https://www.youtube.com/live/5Ok-aNXduCY?si=UNmLz6JEhAn_9hSPHelp me shit up the chat!!!!
monitoring
cmon market makers give jerome a nice green send off
UNCERTAIN FUTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEROME HOLY SHIT PLEASE SAVE MEWE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU JEROME
POWELL NOT LEAVING
hello jerome, please pump biotech 1% (at least) thank you jerome.
I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING
henlo mr jenlomebye mr jenlome
>>62170566>>62170569
Rock steady, big Jhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJz3syNbtE
Anyone playing with LLY? Short or Long? They post earnings tomorrow BMO
>POWELL IS CONFIDENTBUYBUYBUYBUYWe love you PapaPress please give him a standing ovation
>>62170563can you please turn the music down? I'm trying to read this thread.
kek jerome sounds madhe staying to fuck with trump
5'3 AND AN ATTITUDE
Well that didn't do much for me
>jerome's last press conference LETS THROW HIM A PARTY YALL
he's close to tears... (i know because i cry a lot)
Where's the oilshorter of yesterday that was asking for Trump?
>>62170585the fed chair we needed, but didnt deserve
JEROME POWELL JUST SAID HE WILL LEAVE WHEN HE FUCKING FEELS LIKE IT, what a baller
Calls on everything Msft AmznGoogl
>energy hasn't even peaked yetoil bros
just bought pbr a, thank you jerome!
>Jerome Powell announces he is not stepping down and has established his own PMC, Guranteed Federal Outcomes®, that will be run and operated by the independent federal reserve board with Mr Powell having a leadership position with no term limits
>>62170583SNEAKY LINK
Doesn’t Powell sound younger than he looks
>>62170588do you also look at the mirror during and after you cry? Yeah I do that.
HES HIKING RATES!!!
>CLAIRE
>yeah i would have left and retired, but your actions mister president have compelled me to staybased
>>62170599Yes do the boomer thing and don't retire Jerome
DEPLOY ZE AXIOSBERG PLUNGE PROTECTION TWEET
>>62170604WHAT THE NIGGER SHIT
>>62170602i hope warsh doesn't sound like a whiny faggot
>>62170551its over
Pakistan do something
>I'm talking about the man in the middle
>>62170616>i hope a trump appointed government official doesn't sound like a whiny faggotanon...
Trump HAS TO tweet about not cutting AND Powell explicitly saying he will stay.
>>62170604If onlyThis would be the most based move he could makeWhy isn’t he president? Trump is nigger tier
why is oil mooning this time? did anything in particular happen?
I'm in too deep with MSFT, how hard will be be getting boned later?
>>62170624it's just a hope anon, a dream, a wish, a fantasy
i changed my google gemini voice to match hers
I’m going to miss JP :(Stunt on these hoes one last time daddy
>>62170629Any chance (fantasies) of Iran being defeated, surrendering, or relinquishing control of Hormuz rapidly fading as reality of situation is dawning.
>>62170629no nothing happened. its just that trump isnt tweeting so the oil prices arent artificially being suppressed
a round of applause to market makers for these fuck ass prices
looks fine, why is everybody panicking
>>62170636how do you do that?
the labor market was super tight, capice?
The two knives I caught yesterday are green. I am doing good. When are we invading Cuba? That seems to be next on list.
>>62170646silver and crypto dumping
>>62170646>RDDT is not 0sad
>>62170373What are you implying you bankrupt faggot
>>62170652That’s a good thing
>>62170648there is a female british accent in the voice options, i think its in the google home app
>>62170629Trump said he is not negotiating with Iran and the Strait of Hormuz could stay closed/blockaded for a long time, meaning get ready for $10 / gallon gas in about a month or so.
>>62170656not for me
are rates not cut due to yen carry trade?
Power hour or sour hour?
>howard
>>62170656that comes at the expense of high oil which is bad for everything except for oil
>>62170665Sour hour into neon green AH
Fucking RIOT dumping right when I buy callsFuck this gay earth
>>62170652doesnt look that bad
>>62170665snib snab hour until the big earnings party
>>62170677>big earnings party
Jerome whatever you're doing it's pumping my Micron keep doing it oooooooooooooommm
>>62170672Still a good thingEverything is overpriced
>this nigga smug posting while being asked about being a shadow chair
apparently KODK loves the fact that powell is getting the fuck outwtf i regret cashing out at 8.80
>>62170681Yes and everything will be even more overpriced due to hyperinflation that will occur from high oil
Nothing personal kid...Its just monkey business. Heh!
>>62170687oil will plummet as soon as the hormussy gives it up, could be as little as two weeks according to sources i totally didn't just make up
>>62170682>PUNISHED POWELL WILL SERVE AS SHADOW CHAIRMAN
>>62170677>>62170679did you anons say party?
POWER HOUR PLEASESTOP THE SNIBING SNABINGPUMP THE MARKETS NOWWE NEED TO SET A NEW HIGHDO IT RIGHT NOWJEROME
Ayo wtfwt
>>62170359>Iron hog futures
>>62170696we're gonna get this kid blackout drunk for the first time
meanwhile out of the spot light of the fomc meeting trump is fucking hallucinating again
we're healing
Very bullish moves on SOXL
>>62170694we should have blown up their power, water and bridges day 1 it's obvious they want to drag this shitshow out for ulterior motives
>>62170705where's the lie tho
>>62170699based, it worked
Guys, give me your energy, and together we'll destroy all the bears with a mega pump that'll wipe them out.
>>62170705In the press conference he just did (might still be ongoing...not sure as watching Powell), he also said Iran has no name for their currency.
>>62170696Drink up kid!
>>62170705nothing like a publicly humiliating gangbang by Iran, Israel, and most of NATO to close out the legacy of your life. 79 years on this earth to fuck up bigly now.
don't worry about a market topthere might be a temporary 5% dip or whateverbut there's not enough money in the stock market to push these companies to their real p/e ratiosp/e ratios were higher 2 years ago, despite lower stock pricesearnings has grown so much and they'll keep growingthere will probably be some consolidation under 25,000, maybe a little dip, then it'll blow right through to 26,000 then 30,000earnings have grown so much that stocks are actually cheap right now still. 2 years ago people were paying much more for double or three times p/e ratios that they are now
>>62170629Market is pricing in a month more of shutdown since Trump's blockade strategy will take a month to do anything plus people realized that almost zero actual oil was moving through the strait. Bulls were convinced there were plenty of crossings with their transponders turned off
I'm surprised nobody mentioned Sivers ($SIVE.ST), it's the hot new photonics stock
>>62170723>Bulls were convinced there were plenty of crossings with their transponders turned off
I think it's going up but then it goes down, this is bullshit
I'm surprised nobody mentioned HGRAF ($HGRAF), it's the hot new graphite stock
IT IS THE LAW
>>62170732>Bears were convinced there were plenty of crossings paid for in crypto currency and yuan bribes for countries that were openly anti-semitic
I hate powel so fucking much. Smarmy, arrogant asshole. You just know he’s staying on board to annoy Trump, piece of fucking shit.
The TSLA bottom is hereBUY TSLAI REPEAT: BUY TSLATHIS IS NOT A GRILL
if trump is such a jewish stooge why is he fighting the fed so much?
> nows
Mr president haven't you got phone negotiations to attend with iran
>>62170738dont get me wrong i want rate cuts for a giant pump too so i can cash out and watch america burn in 2 weeks, but if you live there hes the last white man keeping your country from turning into a banana republic
>>62170746meant for >>62170738
I'm surprised no one's mentioned Gorilla Technology Group (GRRR), its the hot new gorilla stock!And its up 7.5% today :3
>>62170743tf
>>62170743this is why the guy in the Human Centipede was a german doctor
>>62170746>hello we are still in a state of collapse mr. donuld president>oh ok
>>62170719>>62170704you bros wanna get hammered and skip around in the village together?
>>62170753>our navy and airforce is kill>no
>>62170750sounds like some DEI shit
>>62170743
>>62170754Yes
>>62170752Beeple is American
>>62170738I legit hate Powell and I think anyone that doesn't has TDS.
>>62170769Winkelmann, this guy is called Angleman.
>>62170759I'm white and right wing :3I just like the stock, a lot!
>>62170743I remember when someone paid $69 million fucking dollars for one of this guy's NFTs during the height of that whole scam
>>62170754thats the youngest looking 17yo ive ever seen
>>62170750>(GRRR) Up 8%+Le moi checking transaction history: Sold GRRR 03/31 <$10.Sold the botton. Sadge. I need to be whipped.
