Please, oh god please please tell me you're at least richer than 90% of goycattle. Please PLEASE tell me you're a millionaire at the very least.
>>62171988It's over for the bottom 90% peasants
This fucking headline only impresses clueless boomers that think having a million dollars is huge
>>62171988im 30 with nothing to my name not even 1k. I am in debt 5k and have no job either.I cant even get hired at mcdonalds either i have to do doordash for a few bucks here and there
>>62172066Based. I'm 26 but in roughly the same situation. I can't even get hired at a warehouse lmfao and no I do not have a felony or disability. Although have worked with plenty of felons before.
>>62171988What's the real number of people with a liquid million? Owning a goybox in a brown area with OSB walls isn't actually worth a million dollars.
>>62171988>>62172092And let me guess, this counts home owners with a mortgage, and it counts both partners as millionaires if they are worth a million together?
>>62172088yeah its fucked but whatever im trying to up skill every day and keep applying to jobs in my field.something has to work if i just dont give up i guess we will see
>>62172092>OSB wallsThose ARE the fancy ones. Typical sheathing is just a layer of drywall (gypsum board).
>>62171988I am a nepotist man child and my family owns millions in real estate. We are about to sell half a million in property and the family's banker is moving numbers around so that I shall be provided with enough to operate my start-up space whale prospector service, hopefully around the time SpaceX goes public, so that I can continue to fund my own operations from quarterly ROI as one of Elon's shareholders. But I am not a millionaire to answer your question. Technically, I have less than 5k to my name, and I am throwing spare change at Robinhood as a war time training simulator.
>>62171988the stat is the same in my country except currency is worth 1/10th of the USDand people are still poorer than that and that's not even rich>>621720641m usd liquid as a eu cuck I would have made it, and the crazy thing it's not even that hard to do man what am i doing
>>62171988I lost all my money gambling OP. Sorry to disappoint you.
>>62172652I have 3mil USD worth in eastern EU an no, it does not feel remotely enough
>>62172674>an no, it does not feel remotely enoughmaybe if wanna drive lambos and fly private every day and fuck hookers non stop and smoke crackbut I'm talking about paying bills and living like a normie
>>62172092This. Absolutely delusional. Liquidity is key.
>>62172134seethe, retarded europoor
>>62172092>Owning a goybox in a brown area with OSB walls isn't actually worth a million dollars.the seething eurotards in this thread live in rent
>>62171988If you weren't part of the top 10% in 2025, you're lower class
>>62171988>>62173315Top 1%: Wealthy (Royalty)Top 3%: Upper class (Nobility)Top 5%: Upper middle class (Gentry)Top 10%: Middle class (Merchants and professionals)Bottom 90%: Lower class (Peasants)
>>62171988the 10% statistic counts plywood box equity which is highly illiquid and fake (propped up by credit availability.)
>>62171988>>62171992>>62172760>>62173315>>62173401all of these posts are by the same person who is using the leto furfag child pornography residential VPN website to shitpost.
I'm back in 6 figure hell so I am the 90%
>>62171988it's all boomers, my parents live in a mostly boomer neighborhood in Florida and they just told me last night that everyone in their neighborhood is buying new $200K+ corvettes.
>>62172092This.
>>62172214Forget doordash and fast food, try to get into trades. One you've saved your first 10k then open a brokerage. Just put it in tech ETFs, don't bother with day trading or options, you will end up broke again.
>>62172092Can someone please explain to this lil brown zoomerito the formula for Net Worth?
>>62173464if you're counting plywood box equity you need to calculate the present value of future cash flow associated with your plywood box holding costs and subtract it.
>>62173315>SPAM BOT TRIGGERED
yes, I am a millionaire, not counting real estate. just counting equities and cash.
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>>62171988this headline must go hard if you're indian
>>62172066>I am in debt 5kwhat kind?if it's credit card, just defaultafter 7 years your goyscore won't even remember it
>>621734257 figure purgatory barely reaching the 10%
>>62171988Only 10% of posters on average qualify for non-goycattle
>>62171988anon I...
>>621720661. Get a job, even a gas station job or something full time. You should earn at least $3500 before tax a month from that and work 40 hours a week and save 80% of your paycheck and immediately start putting 2-2.5K a month into the S&P 500 Vanguard ETF2. Start an ebay and go to garage sales on the weekends. Specifically look for tech, video games, laptops. Anything tech related or anything you can get cheaply especially vintage games or game discs or movies.3. Start listing like crazy, at least 10 things a day, wake up early, before you go to work, and start listing. On your free days off, list more, just fucking list eveything. Try to get 500+ items listed and constantly active on ebay so you can rake in at least $20 a day average at least $500 a month which will help with bills and groceries. Then hopefully it will grow to $1000 a month after a year4. Any left over move, into the S&P 500 Vanguard ETF, Try to start another business like a vending machine one or online business
>>62177127Boomer tier advice
>>62177127Also you dont even need a printer a lot of usps post office have self service kiosk as well as a weighing machine and the qr scanner for labels. All you have to do it specify weight, get qr code, scan it and drop it in the dropoff bin.You can run an ebay store of 1000+ items off a simple smartphone, they even have an AI thing that makes your photos look good with a white background on items so it looks professional.
>>62177133Whats your advice then? I have an ebay store that makes $1000 a month on ebay and my job pays $5000 a month lol.Wheres your money? Or are you broke?
>>62177141So you earn $72k per year and you're asking me if I'm broke lmao
>>62177144If you dont have at least a million dollars in investments and a paid off house with disposable income yes you are technically broke in america.
24 million mutts with a million bucksbut only 21 million bitfucks
>>62171988Oh nonono six figure bros...
>>62171988I'm sorry you couldn't make it to the top 10% anon. We can't all make it.
>>62173315Trvthnvke
>>62171988it's all jeets who still live with their parents.
>>62178528>>62178586>>62180769all of these posts are by the same person who is using the leto furfag child pornography residential VPN website to shitpost.
I feel like net worth should be the amount of money you could obtain on your own (without borrowing) within some reasonable time frame, e.g. two weeks. For example, if you had to provide ransom for.someone on short notice and couldn't tell anyone about it. In that case, recognizing tax liabilities and penalties and such, I'd guess I'm at about 900k. 35 years old. Long time lurker, infrequent poster.
A milli is basically nothing in 2026 inflatibux. And I bet most of those "millionaires" are just boomers with houses
