>labor market stable, jobs looking good; extraordinary hiring in march, probably in april too>fed realizes this, keeps rates steady because there is no inflation>consumers spending big time, projected to spend even more in the summer>all MAG 7 companies beat earnings>stock market at ATH>economy at ATH>oil cheaper than expected despite hormuz "crisis">Iran in fucking shambles as it turns out NOBODY NEEDS HORMUZ>OPEC gets BTFO'd by lord Trumpwow, turns out blocking the straits helps the world more than it hurts it. what made you realize it was a scam strait?
>>62172001bears missed the fact that 110 dollar oil today is 80 dollars 6 years ago. its no big deal.
>>62172001You’re delusional. Oil is going to $400 and SPX is going to 2k.
>>62172080Last time someone said this on /biz/ I laughed in their face as oil plummeted back down to $70.The next day I posted asking where that idiot was that said oil was going to $200 and a bunch of street-shitting turd-skinned third worlder ESL's came into the thread trying to gaslight about how when they said oil was going to $200, they weren't talking about WTI futures, they were talking about buying the Indian basket lmaooo.This board just reeks of disgusting turd worlders. I hate it here.
Can the plummeting gas prices come to central Indiana yet
>>62172001they expected a 15% decrease (other places increased production and rerouted from homuz so its not 20% anymore) in global oil availability to result in 3x oil prices I guess
>>62172107Bro it's like $4 and Braun already paused the gas tax. We're doing better than most of the country
>>62172114Since when is $4 a good gas price unless you're selling gas?If we're doing better than most of the country, I understand even more why people are mad
You don’t know how job numbers work do you
>>62172001If you were looking for a top signal. Here you go.
>>62172001Your stock markets fate is literally in the hands of brown people in the desert. The day they decide to start shooting missiles again oil goes to $150 overnight (probably more now since it closed 122 today) and the SPX limits down as the back end goes to 5.5%Guess don’t get unlucky holding your hot potato call options?
>>62172157Smartest guy in the room and he can't even read the thread: >>62172080I think we have counterbalancing signals, smart guy. Let's see your shorts though, put your money where your mouth is and show your work. You won't because you're a fucking pussy who doesn't believe anything he posts.
>>62172001>The stock market can never go down again! Welcome to the GOLDEN AGE! ATH! ATH! ATH!>t. some retard every time market instability pushed an ATH right before the crash
>>62172001>doomer scam: most irrelevant nothingburger of the centuryis this a new angle for the glowie narrative? that the war america lost is irrelevant and therefore can be forgotten quickly? that oil and fuel prices are not that expensive and will fall overnight? that the stock market is great, and therefore the economy is doing just fine?I've read a lot of comments like this today. been wondering if they are automated. I guess this confirms they are posted by """AI""".
>>62172001>please stop pumping oil $$$ >stop buying oil $$$ >you are treating crude like it is a tech stock >we are doing fine, we do not need to go panic mode on oil >"have you shorted your oil yet?"I'm onto you and your tricks. I will put a long on crude when markets open.
in 2020 I lost my job making 80k a year. Just read that story abotu the 38yo female "executive" (why do women get promoted to CEO positions before they're even 40? sus) Since then I've repeatedly almost made it on 10 different occasions but I always get fudded outu by SHIT like this and totally retarded doomer bears insisting this time it's time.I don't know why because I get brainfog and emotional when I see my portfolio down 2000 bucks, so I'll set a sell at break even, get out 3 months later, then watch as it uptrends and breaks out.I'm pretty sure by now the stress and isolation has given me brain damage. If I could just get two remote jobs I would do that instead but I'm not even allowed to be a tech wagie either.
>>62172001I make fun of doomers aswell but Brent is mooning like crazy. Clearly the world needs that waterway.
>>62172587it's only $114 you dumb nigger. Trump just needs to tweet an update on the situation and it will go down like last time.
>>62172589Holy shit this board is full of retards>muh TrumpHe won’t do shit you retarded Migger
>>62172659serious mode: you're a stupid piece of shit, july contract is $114 which has high volume, june contract which has lower but is more recent is $124. you're the retard, relying on chatgpt hallucinations:>$130braindead idiot. trump is an ZOG dementia patient.
>>62172701Its talking about the EVENTUALITY of a $130 price spike (if the conflict continues) and the economic consequences of it you deranged nigger, it’s not quoting the current price of oilI can’t believe people on here are so low IQ
>>62172723>it’s not quoting the current price of oilyou mean spot you absolute brainless negroid.>I can’t believe people on here are so low IQyeah I cant believe "people" like you exist. look up what backwardation is
>>62172659Trump tweets will send it down 40 dollars you dumb nigger.
>>62172728>>62172732>oil spiking at record highs is a nothingburger everything will go back to normal in 2 more weeks!Begone you dumb Miggers
>>62172732Well when is he gonna do that
