no waging tomorrow, labor day eve edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62173485
Let's get that easy money
Lol just looked at Amazon. It barted overnight. Convient ain't it. How many anons here had calls and thought they were going to make a pretty penny?
HOVR is ripping btwis anyone in?
Is this SNDK beating earnings bad?Won't we go down?
SNDKGODS SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING CALL FACE. WE ARE SMASHING EARNINGS AH AND WILL SEND SNDK TO THE STRATOSPHERE
> nows
Why are my ex-burger indexes mega pumping aren't we teetering on a global recession
Is this the bottom for USO?
Hello anons, looking for advice. I have a passive income of £30 a week. What would be the best thing to do with this?
USAR bros we eating good.
I done tink my MU isn't doing too well
>>62174393>weWhat's this "we" shit, buddy?
>>62174397eat food
>>62174388>holding several call spreads on SNDK
SNDK is going to crush earnings and then crash, just like MU. I will be buying the dip and closing my MU covered call
>>62174350eat shit
>>62174403extremly BASED
options strategy to ensure i'll not pay more than current gas prices when i next fill my rank (minus premium)?
I've never seen such a young Stock Market!!!
>>62174410tank, i'm sorry, hands weak from handing over so much cash
WHY IS EVERYTHING CRABBING
>>62174402I already have that sorted
>>62174388That shit's priced in sell before close
's pver
>>62174393DXY is down bigly today
it is over
>>62174397thank your dads for your allowance and enkoy life
HGRAF
>>62174350Thoughts on TTD?
>>62174436I am in favor of it
>High oil prices will benefi-ACK>The largest U.S. oil and gas companies continue to pay substantially more tax abroad than at home, as previous FACT analysis found. Now, companies are required to reveal additional details about their taxes, pursuant to new accounting standards long advocated by investors. The new data reveals that less than 10 percent of Exxon’s total taxes paid globally in 2025 went to the federal government, while for Chevron, that figure is only two percent. Chevron paid around three times as much tax to each of Kazakhstan, Nigeria, and Saudi Arabia as to the U.S., and Exxon paid an eye-watering five times more to the United Arab Emirates than to the federal government. ConocoPhillips paid more to both Libya and Norway than to the U.S. in 2025
>>62174432where's the bobo poster with the black eyed girl?
Why is vxus having such a good day i thought oil was fucked
>>62174436I think it has a long way down.
>>62174439Should I buy more? What about the nasdaq listing shit
>>62174462Oh I thought you were talking about trannies
>>62174436total taxation death?
>>62174469>>62174439>>62174466Trade desk class A you niggers
>>62174435Just TWO MORE WEEKS
>>62174432Is this the basic bitch portfolio? Where's lululemon?
Anyone thinking about ecox? I want some energy stocks and a penny play
SNDK calls or am i giga retarded by now
>>62174482I'm thinking with the oil/jet fuel shortage this could be a good play. They make sustainable av fuel
>>62174483who knows. I looked at it a month ago and thought it wouldn't go any higher, and it did another +70% since then
how does one become the best investor possible?
not sure you should announce your gerrymandering
>>62174489Trvst the plqn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osKrww-RHGk
It's gonna go back down sub 715 right
>>62174491didn't he bitch and lie about a "rigged" election 4 years ago?
Up 13k on sndk.Buying momentum works.
>>62174474>NOOO if it's not a $1000 stock RIGHT NOW it's worthless forever!
Besides the massive beat and guidance, what did we learn about Google that we didn't know a week ago to justify the +9%?
lol i accidentally copied the wrong digit into my spreadsheet and was missing $30k
>>62174483buy anon dont be scared. scared money dont make money
please go down robert
>>62174481basic bitches buying less chemicals could imply chads cashed out on stacies vis a vis war
>>62174497(((No one knows))), the last time there was a pretty big dump and that was before we were in the current situation.It would be unusual for it to go up, at least compared to previous times; it’s not undervalued like Intel—we all know that.
>>62174491He is your president for 2 more years.
I made all of my money back today. I am ready to throw more money in.
Betting 70 grand, if I don't make it to 1 million in 5 years I detonate my hand-made nuke in Moscow and blame America to kickstart the end of the world. Any reccs?
any reason why we dont go all in on wd and sandisk today?
>>62174388Im very bullish on SNDK but i think it will dump after earnings so i can slurp some more
Does anybody know about the current economic and financial situation of all those places like Qatar? Did all the tourists, only fans whores and crypto bros really leave?
>MSFT below 400 againjeet pos stock smfh
a tough day as far as wheat is concerned
>>62174520>70 grandprobably ASTScan easily 15x from here in 3-5 years
>>62174491He can do whatever he wants >>62174527Yeah those places are done, if there was a stock related to those places, it's finished now.
>>62174529Poor whatbro
BESSENT YOU DOG STILL HAVENT GIVEN UP YET?????
>>62174520>kickstart the end of the worldtaken care of and priced in on the nyse by 1988. try buying some non consumer market though
>>62174389I WISH I WAS A FUCKING BIRD RRRAAAAAAHHHHHHRGHHHHHHHH
>>62174528i dunno but analysts really think this stock EOY will be 500-600 range
>>62174526>im bullish on SNDK>it will dump after earnings ok bobo
>>62174536analysts don't know their own asses until liquid shit runs down their legsthis pos stock will crab while INTC, AMZN, GOOG and SNDK eat up all the gains
>>62174503Nothing it’s just institutions pumping to make their exit more profitable.
new world record
Is SLS a buy? Never see it mentioned here?
>>62174538I will win whatevers happens, if it dumps only short term
Think I'm gonna fomo into KOPN, lads.
>>62174543>715GODS
>>62174520If I give you my address will you send it to my address instead?
WTFWT?!?!
>>62174500Careful Lil nigga, take some profit.
>your welcome
>>62174501I already made 11k on the run to 8 dollars. I know, buddy. Take a joke Lil fella.
>>62174541institutions probably only do mass sales five years before lowest expected prices returns to public companies at the latest
Somehow I'm only down $38 this week
Long wet dick when I bust offAnd you know that shit red like a dog
>>62174562>>62174557What
>>62174567prices per returns*
>>62174572!!!!
>>62174491>Transgender MutilizationI suppose I should be used to this by now but Jesus christ
April 2026 just joined the 10% club. Congratulations!
>>62174580Schizo market reactions
>>62174580If one is able to he should
It's not logical but I want to slurp META...
>>62174580we are all balls deep on SNDK and WD
>>62174562What?
I went all in on Goog when it was $250 ea. What am I in for?
>>62174578not bad, however im out-performing it with +54% this month.
this market sure is something latelyisn't it
>>62174592>no more putting bad dragon dildos up my assgood luck with the wife and kid son
>>62174592RETVRN
>>62174445>anon decides US business friendly tax policy is bearishNigga wat
>bought 20 gorilla sharessorry GRRRigger, it's gonna dump now
>>62174603>cashing out profitable businesses' taxes before hiking oil enough to end them is business friendlygo back to sleep
>after waiting and waiting and waiting bought the incel top>red >amd 5%yeah i ruined intel for everyone its time to sell while i hold the cycle top
these stocks stink broI'm gonna go sell my bussy on fb marketplace
>>62174559No.
looked away for a second and we giga pumped in past few hours... what happened NOW?
>>62174628>neversellingGOD
how to learn investing? how did you do as a new investor?
I have a video job interview tomorrow, wish me luck
>>62174630We won the tactical military operation in Iran again
>>62174630>>62174636THEN WHY IS MY SHIT CRABBING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH
>>62174636how many times can trump win this war? he is on a spree
>>62174635Good luck dude
NEW ATH HIGHSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ayo this shit bussin fr
someone backtest™ and show how this correlates to a bear market NOW
power two hours pleasekevin!
I just wait way too much white cheddar popcorn
I have trusted the plan. Have you?
>>62174640Buy high sell high?
>>62174613How does hiking the price of oil end oil companies?
memory chips are the new gold, how do you put a price tag on that? Is MU/SNDK really overpriced, or is it hysterically UNDERVALUADED?Anyone working in tech knows that AI is already conscious and quickly teaching itself how the human brain works. AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away. Once that happens we'll see incredible advancements in the blink of an eye just like in the movies. Plus we have the strongest economy in US history and the Fed is juicing the market, so there is unlimited money to pump up MUGODS. Not to mention the trillions on the sideline eager to get back in so let me set the record straight:>S&P will reach over 9000 this year>the economy is roaring>earnings are blowing out expectations>the Fed is juicing the economy>AGI is coming
>>62174630that little penguin girl is gonna be fat as fuck very soon at this rate
>>62174655goyim-eradicating TRVTH NVKE
>>62174655>>AGI is comingthe biggest red flag with AI is that we're saying AGI is coming and not something simple like "it will be profitable"
>>62174655if AGI actually happens, I assume all my monopoly money I accumulated through hard work loses its value pretty quickly
Deadcat bounce celebrate your win for now bullheads
Called it threads ago Abbas Aragachi is on the chopping block, those negotiations were insane https://nitter.poast.org/FirstSquawk
>>62174655MU is not overpriced. their PE is only 24
Why is it pumping so much today
>>62174668last day before everyone sells and goes away
>>621746681) apparently the CPI was good2) google is actually making money with AI
>>62174672Only real niggas will remain...
>>62174668end of month voodoo plus tech earnings, i believe the bloomberg headline last night was "bonanza"
>>62174630Marry and reproduce propaganda and it's workingI need a cute child to take care of so fucking bad but I'm khhv
>>62174630uwu
>>62174655>AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away.you are crazy and nothing you said should be taken seriously
>>62174655>memory chips are the new goldit's just melted sand
HOLY SHIT EWY (KOREA) IS MOOOOOOOONING
>>62174655Insane top signal.
>>62174686it was
>>62174686He's just having fun bro
korea 1y 183%how did they win so hard?
>>62174695Coming from an insanely undervalued place
Now that I check the indices, everything is mooning -- UK ETF, Japan ETF, Italian ETF, etc
Markets just hit ATHhave you said thank you once to Trump yet?I voted for this
>>62174655SNDK is still ground floor.
>>62174700
>>62174705I thank trump everydayhe is really great at providing solutions to problemshe also creates problems that require solutionswhich I am not so sure if they are good, but heynew ATH boss
Why is SNDK....doing absolutely NOTHING?Not craving, it's like a straight line.
>OWL up 9,57%Not bad. I’m only down -1,23% now lel
I'm buying every single stock in S&P 500.
>>62174705I voted for this
>>62174715>SNDKpriced to perfectionbuy a stock that can have an edge that the analysts/markets dont expect easily
>>62174715The market is making up it's mind in the short term whether to treat it like MU or to treat it like WDC/STX.
Today I slurped>3 NVDA>1 MSFTAs shrimple as that.
>>62174722>WDC/STXpleb stock, short term gains>MUreal company that has actual tech and will compound over the years, good LONG
>>62174715Toppy investors heading for the exit and new money earnings hungry boomers entering. A confluence of human emotions..swirling.
>>62174721This was the case for TXN and QCOM
>>62174726>pleb stock, short term gainsThat's exactly why it's up right now, because of idiot analysts sandbagging them.You said you wanted to find some alpha. There it is.
>>62174724I boughted 1 Apple
>>62174726>short term gainsbased
why are we pumping?
>>62174735rip tim apple
>>62174744because Jesus wants us to be happy
>>62174648i'd eat that
Oil bros?
>>62174635Good luck bro
I am not going to FOMOI am not going to FOMOI am not going to FOMOI am not going to FOMOI am not going to FOMO
>>62174744>those who bless Israel will be blessed simple as
>>62174754GDP doesn't matter because companies are global.
>>62174746Is this bill and ted?
>>62174754>SNDKCALLGOD
I'm gonna put my entire life savings into Space X IPO
>>62174753bump
>>62174759Would.
Any one else investing in hole swap technology? I just had my holes greased and they were talking to me about all the new swap options. I think I'm going to go for it next time but was wondering about investment opportunities too
>>62174735Basado. All the pretty hoes have iPhones.Personally I buyededed some Apple on Monday.
>>62174765I've been known to invest in hole stuffing operations
power ninety minutes please!kevin!
>>62174764>picguys a total chud
>>62174769one for jerome mr kevin
>sky turns cloudy>invest in it until it gets blue again
>>62174758tomorow is our day. SNDKGODS WILL BE FEASTING
>>62174766>>62174759>>62174724meat meat meaaaaaat
which one of you did it?
>>62174630Learning Chinese was a lucrative endeavor
>>62174720>tfw no kaiju sized sydney sweeney gf
bought 1 WD call for /smg/
>>62174733I agree, it is a good alphathe problem for most would be, after this earnings it has been priced to perfection like 95-105% like sandiskit is hard to tell how much more they can run up in the short term better to go long on MU at this point, or have proper stop loss trail if you really want short term shit like seagate, wdc, sandisk
Up and to the right until every bear commits sudoku
>>62174787>stop loss trailkek MUanon. scared money dont make money
>>62174784MUGODS, we're healing...
>>62174787I'm going to play earnings and buy in. The idea that spinning rust won't be a second order AI winner when people are pumping things like IREN for those exact same reasons is silly. Wallstreet still has waking up to do for the obvious datacenter demand for the quaint old hard drives they've dismissed.
>>62174545SLS is a strong buy for me. I got 25k shares loaded up already. Keep slurping the dips and hold. Anticipate the 80th event to occur in Q3-4 with top line results near year end.
my oklo computer doin a lil sum
>>62174784MSFT is going out of business soon probably
>>62174639>>62174752thankyou but I’m a girl
I stand with Cathie on TER
>>62174801250B to Open AI!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62174802GET THAT DICK SPLIT
>>62174804>Bernstein raises price target to 646
>>62174802can we see?
SNDKGODS show me your CALL FACE
>>62174773>another cloud comes out of fucking nowhere and you're sitting in the cold and waiting because you don't want to miss the sun
>>62174808I'm pretty sure it is 90% retail bait and 10% they actually believe this shit i.e post OpenAI IPO pump
i want a strategy for long term investing, maybe even early retirement depending on my income. im thinking:VWCEEUNAand only pump money into these 2? (also bonds but this question is about stocks only) but i also see that EUNA is kinda pointless on different sources and im thinking about another ETF to add to diversify but is there really something worth it if VWCE is already global?
>>62174804MSFT is one big pajeet scam now. The whole company exists to fleece customers and investors and send money to India via remittances from H1Bs.
HOVR 20% up today
>the semi rally isn’t overDon’t touch that dial. We’re just getting started.
>>62174815Are you European? No need to look further than SXR8 and MEUD. Just split then 70/30, 80/20 and buy biweekly.
>>62174804honestly this unholy joint venture was genius. created the perfect too big to fail narrative. AI bailins will be glorious.
>>62174815this shit is for people that are scared and want lower volitalitypicking stocks is betterat least get something with tech overweight and not some stupid bond shit or all world shit
Hypothetical, you must pick two stocks of your choice. One day later one stock will plummet by an unknown percentage and the other will pump by an unknown percentage. You do not which will do which. Anywhere from -50% to -5% on the stock that plummets. Anywhere from +5% to +50% on the one that pumps. Which two stocks do you pick and how do you win?
MSFT blows but they’re a way better company than ORCL. If any company is actually worthless it’s Oracle
>>62174815stay the fuck away from bonds unless you're already 40+bonds are for when you're in the final stretch before retirement to pull the brakes on riskVWCE is good but you can put 10-15% in single stocks to keep things fun
>>62174766It bothers me that I have that same exact hairline and facial shape but will never be a woman. But I can still invest in Israeli pharmaceutical for hope.
>>62174824cheap otm puts on both since prices couldn't have gone lower at high chances
>>62174821i am EU but want to move to asia in the future, who knows how it will end, anyway, the reason i wanted to avoid strict SP500 is that burgers arent happy with their ai datacenters and i feel like the bubble will pop very soon, not sure if thats a valid concern but still
>>62174822I suspected they invested that much money for this sole purpose of becoming too big to fail. Open AI fails and then what happens to all the companies that threw billions at it? Just like that they aren't allowed to fail and get bailed out because somehow it's too important and not allowed to fail. Wish I could get bailed out of bad trades.
>>62174764now to the hormusi
>>62174824We're serious investors here not gamblers
>>62174824Long CAT short VSCO
>>62174824easiest straddle of my life
>>62174848Straddle deez nuts
Where the SOXL haters from Monday?
>>62174850well I hate soxl because i sold too early, does that count?
>made 800 bucks off bobo todayFeels Goodman
In retrospect, it was kinda obvious TER was going to rebound after falling almost 20%. I should've buyededed.
>>62174759Aren’t pretty much all IPOs severely overvalued and will therefore be a bad investment, at least short to medium term?
Look, if the market is going to ATH every week then can we dump oil again? I'm shorting it for once.
POWER HOUR PLEASEKEEP IT PUMPING TO CLOSEFIGHT THE STALLING OUTWE MUST BREAK THROUGHI WANT A NEW ALL TIME HIGHKEVIN
whats caused the markets to rise today?has there been any news or did they just rise for fun?
>>62174764>he doesn’t realize they’re in the water
>>62174874Mag7 earnings blowout signals further growth in the data center buildout driven economy.
>>62174873JEROME!
>>62174874i needed inspiration (and money) to fix my crooked nose. God answered my call.
I BOUGHT THE INCEL TOPI AM A BAGGYI AM GOING TO KILL MYSELFI BOUGHT THE INCEL TOPI AM A BAGGYI AM GOING TO KILL MYSELFI BOUGHT THE INCEL TOPI AM A BAGGYI AM GOING TO KILL MYSELFI BOUGHT THE INCEL TOPI AM A BAGGYI AM GOING TO KILL MYSELFI BOUGHT THE INCEL TOPI AM A BAGGYI AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
>>62174874the markets default state is green
Today is one of those days where SPY doesn’t give a flying fuck about the VWAP
What do we think, /biz/? Should I sell off the last of my VOO and wait for the crash? I've never been 100% cash before. Might be fun.
So i've been investing for a year now, am i doing this right? I think focusing on strategic metals was a pretty basic move.
>>62174896the crash that bears keep predicting will happen in 2 weeks since 2022?that one?
>>62174896good idea. that can be your emergency fund going forward.
>>62174878Blow out? Didn't they go down except for Google?
>>62174876 Tocqueville didn't speak of this
>>62174878I hate myself for not continuing to hold SOXL. All of my wildest theories are coming true and I fucking sold at 55 because I thought it was played out.
>>62174905The results were all very good regardless of the stocks performance. More capex means more hardware demand
>>62174896America is crashing. that's why everything is hyper inflating. do you think America is suddenly going to reverse course?
>>62174902There's an inevitable debt to be paid for the MMT nonsense post GFC but good luck timing it.
>>62174901about twelve point five percent a year could have been more profitable elsewhere
>>62174919>good luck timing it2037 bosswe got a good bull run till then
>>62174919>we now have a higher debt to gdp than when we were in world war 2Welfare state are going to destroy the west
>>62174919It's literally tomorrow
>>62174919yeahthe debt will be paid with printed money
up 20% this month, unreal - I love stocks, free moneywhat are your plays for May? im just holding SOXL/TQQQ
>>62174920I'm up 23.68% since i started a year ago, i think that is pretty good for a newbie.And yes, i bought LAC before the big jump.
>>62174764As you probably know, the strait of Hormuz is less than 25 miles | 40km wide. The blockade specifically targets a span that is smaller than the caldera of Olympus Mons. There are no alternatives for Iran that allow movement of international shipments at the same scale as the strait. Buy $USO.
>>62174932>double it and give it to the next person>but the next person is still (you)
Sandisk's gonna beat, it's gonna dip, and I'm gonna slurp
Today the market is pumping and my chest is finally beginning to stop experiencing an excruciating stabbing sensation every time I breath.We are healing
>>62174949hope you get well fren
>>62174946It would be utterly insane for that estimate, an exponential profit increase from the last call, to be beaten yet disappoint given how Seagate got boosted, gacha tranny.
>>62174919it just means we're heading to world war 3
>>62174949Whatever the market does until closing is meaningless. It's aftermarket earnings that are going to cause a damn earthquake.
>>62174953Thank you, sleeping last night was rough, but I think I'm getting through it, whatever it was
>>62174720What in the FUCK did I just watch?!
hold on>Google reported $62.6 BILLION in quarterly profitbut>$37.7 billion of that came from their investments in companies i.e. it's just unsold capital gains>even worse some of it comes from private companies like Space X where the book value gain is completely made upI feel like every time we get some good news around AI there is some financial jewish bullshit. Half of google's earnings weren't even real.
Recommend me an earnings day trade I should do
>>62174979
>>62174949I also got the 'vid two weeks ago sister, although I only felt a cough instead of your pain
>>62174979Buy sand dick calls
>>62174973>Half of google's earnings weren't even realin the books they are written off as goodwill in the balance sheetas the valuations increase of the investments they are just pure gainz there isn't anything weird about this
>>62174939with a highest return of twenty percent on picrel? though twenty percent on a year would have been more difficult to have reached
>>62174764This guy is a retard, Iran's borders are not straight lines, they are curves like a coastline. You can blockade many times the circumference if the border is jagged.
>i never wanna be old>and i dont want dependents>it's no fun to be told>that you can't blame your parents anymore
>BIRD
>>62174988bump
>>62174983I don't think that's what it was. I had literally no other symptoms of anything. Felt completely fine except for the pain when taking deep breaths or laying down on my side.
Long tech short the tech "workers"
UP AND TO THE RIGHT
imagine putting your money in crypto and seeing stocks make all time highs again and again
>>62175023are turks friendly to white people?
>>62174988no they aren't. stop feeding her lies.>>62174973babe that's just the way things work. it needs to be accounted for somehow. you can dig into things and their cashflow is growing nicely too. berkshire and all the banks do the same thing. nobody buying today is going to be shocked by that information. hope your tummy feels better sweetheart.
1 MORE HOUR TIL THE SANDISK EARNINGS CALL SOMEONE HOST THE DISCORD CALL
>>62175023>ai generated pedoslop
>>62174874>whats caused the markets to rise today?Literally just open the newspaper. It doesn't matter what page.
>>62175027insane top
>>62174350tsem bros.... Nvidia is contracting us for CPO
The Hollywood Reporter and the WWE do the majority of their writing with AI.
Today was an omnipump, right?
This is the highest I've seen gas.
>>62174799What is 80th event
>>62175033nonce poster
>>62174873>>62174884Kerome pls
show your calls /smg/. if you dont hold sndk calls you are not a bull
NEW>>62175042>>62175042>>62175042
>>62174667Based MU PE poster
power ten minutes please!kevin!
>>62174754I kneelShould have done this back at q1 earnings. Oh well at least I boughted more.
>SNDKWTFWT. WHAT IS THIS RED CANDLE FUCK OFF
>>62174776Those are people.
>>62174350What's up with the U.S. seal and 13 colony stars being made into a larger Remphan Star? Kindov outs who own the game...
>>62174971Wasn't it worth it to have your DRAM and GPU taken from you?
>>62174350Who else invested in AXTI here?
>>62174383The way mag7 earnings always go>pump before earnings>dump overnight or dump at market openBetter off trying to profit off of lesser stocks during earnings week.
