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Anonymous (ID: IHI+yY/S) Archived

04/30/26(Thu)14:12:55 No.62174710

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Anonymous (ID: IHI+yY/S) 04/30/26(Thu)14:12:55 No.62174710 Archived

I'm tired of sitting here watching my broad market funds grow at a snails pace
How can I turbocharge my wealth? I want loads of money, generational riches while I'm still young and have a working dick
What do I do?

Anonymous (ID: Bd9ke+Kl)
04/30/26(Thu)15:12:49 No.62174933

Anonymous (ID: Bd9ke+Kl) 04/30/26(Thu)15:12:49 No.62174933

>>62174710
Oil. Now

Anonymous (ID: YQ1KtntE)
04/30/26(Thu)15:21:06 No.62174972

Anonymous (ID: YQ1KtntE) 04/30/26(Thu)15:21:06 No.62174972

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>>62174710
wait for market crash then throw it all in leverage as soon as reddit starts saying it's about to crash for real TQQQ is up like 4x since these memes by the way

Anon, CFP (ID: RZFbKU6J)
04/30/26(Thu)15:28:49 No.62175019

Anon, CFP (ID: RZFbKU6J) 04/30/26(Thu)15:28:49 No.62175019

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>>62174710
Given your desired returns and time horizon, I would not recommend “investing” your money. Someone with your goals should be “gambling.”

If you prefer a more traditional approach, I recommend roulette. Put everything on black. Simple and easy to remember.

If you’re a little more tech savvy, then I also recommend going all in on PoopyFartButtInu coin (Ticker $POO).

This is financial advice.

Anonymous (ID: km0cFfrL)
04/30/26(Thu)21:50:38 No.62176296

Anonymous (ID: km0cFfrL) 04/30/26(Thu)21:50:38 No.62176296

>>62174710
VGT, GLW, GEV, ASTS and options

Anonymous (ID: CT8neYxv)
04/30/26(Thu)22:33:59 No.62176395

Anonymous (ID: CT8neYxv) 04/30/26(Thu)22:33:59 No.62176395

>>62174933
You're a year too late for oil though.