My older brother is about to turn 30 and he literally has no money. He gambles and pisses away every dollar he makes on booze. I'll probably be able to retire before I hit 30.
>>62174958My sister just had a baby so now I financially mog her.
I'm millionaire in mid twenties from trading and a doctor. Bro is a server manager for the police and has maybe £1k liquid, but he does own a house whereas I rent still since moving constantly. (he is not a loser or anything, probably a bit above average Brit)I am also a Norwood 1.5 and he is totally bald because he didn't use medication to stop it and every single person we meet together comments on it.I actually don't think he cares though I have never asked him. He is also a nice person.
>>62174958>I'll probably be able to retire before I hit 30said every stupid kid in the world
>>62174958meanwhile some indian family is pooling all their money to buy their 5th hotel
>>62174993yes but they are not white
>>62174958No, by brother is a nurse anesthetist and makes like $230k/yr. My cope is that he's a nurse so he's a girl lol.
>>62174978That's is a funny comic. But don't ever call a fat bitch fat.
I would if I didnt have two kids, wife, and a big house to rape my savings every monthSome days I miss my little house with $1k per month mortgage that I’d have paid off by now.
>>62174978men's egos are so fragile but you don't see 99% of them caking their face in makeup and wearing lifted shoes and taking 50 carefully planned photos everytime they want to post a picture of themselves online
>>62174958Im the youngest, about equal to my oldest sis, older brother is struggling. He graduated college in 2008 so his career track was rocky from day 1
>>62174958My older half brother got a job with Nvidia and moved to California like 5 years ago, I am pretty sure he mogs me
>>62174958>Be me:38NW of $32MM5000 square foot houseMarried to qtpi azn hapaLawyerInvestor3 kids>Sister:36Pilates instructorPothead and alcoholicAbsofucking broke, constantly supported by random sugar daddies, only money she has is when I convinced her to max out a Roth IRA one year, she is too dumb to remember she has the account (I think it's now like $100k)Holds a relationship for an average of MAYBE 20 days, longest may have been 3 monthsLosing ability to do that as she agesCan barely hold job as Pilates instructorLooking forward to being roastie cat lady
>>62175612you mog nobody with your fish head ching chong wife and your 3 eliott rodgers hapa atrocities
>>62175612>lawyerSo youre a loser. >investorMe too. Make more sleeping than 90% of Americans working.
>>62175634Nope, three quarter Chinese girls, super cute
>>62175721>Hapakek. Why is it always Asians and hapas?
Mine are all brokeI'm also broke (back in 6 figure hell this bear market) but was at 7 figs before
>>62174978legalize rape
>>62174958Unfortunately yes. But only because I'm too autistic to ever take on debt and actually have investments. They're all waaaay into the hole.
>>62174958not really im broke as fuck and my sister is also broke as fuck just 5 years older.
>>62175612i was jealous until i read you have an asian wife
My older brother is a violent psychopathic coke head. While he is stealing from my mom, I just bought my mom jewelry and a sephora gift bag for mothers day. He was meant to be the heir to our nepo fiefdom, but it will go to me.
>>62174958I hate dorks who trash their family on 4chan for no real reason. It's always some guy with an Elliot Rodger tier personality.I'd rather hang out with your brother desu.
>>62176173im in a pretty similar situation
>>62174958All of us have good education and jobs but I make the most money. Or I should say made since I retired early almost a year ago. I was a pharmacist. One sister is a medical/technical writer, two sisters are nurse practitioners, and my baby sis is an auditor.
I'm the youngest of three. Two older sisters.Oldest sister was always a terrible student, and coped that ackshually the course work was too easy so she was unengaged. I'm not even sure she's dumb per se, she can be pretty sharp, maybe unironically has "emotional intelligence", but she often uses it in ways for short term selfish gain that is destructive long term. She eventually got a degree in something worthless and a minor in business so she at least managed that. She had a baby with a loser out of wedlock and that pretty much defined the rest of her life, a single mom who gets child support and maybe welfare. She doesn't work and says shit like "I'd be breaking even on the gas" as an excuse. Lives with my mom.Middle sister seemed competent all my life and then she absolutely failed out of college because she wouldn't do the work or whatever. Something mental illness excuse. Got a good enough job at a large employer near us that she quit for no good reason. Now has frequent financial troubles. Somehow her partner stays with her through all this, maybe their lives are just too entangled at this point.I schoolmaxxed pretty hard because frankly school was really easy for me. Got my degree a couple years ago as the job market started to go to shit, but I lucked into a job with a lot of advancement potential at a fortune 100. I probably have the highest salary in my family now, in my mid 20s. I just assume my sisters and nephew are going to get any assets my parents leave behind though. Also the tradeoff for me being one of the smartest people I know is being really bad at relationships so I'm a khhv etc. And no I'm not saying that's a natural part of being smart I'm just acknowledging there's something emotionally wrong with me. I've been working on my self confidence and my body and shit but dunno if I'm ever gonna "make it" outside of money
>>62175340They wear hoodies and beards to hide their shitty baldy genetics. Loser.
>>62176542calm down beckyhow is your herpes btw?
>>62176529You're high if you think anyone will actually read this personal blog holy fuck
>>62174958my 17 year old sister spends all her money on starbucks and consoomer junk so yeah.
>>62175612larping is so 2025 you faggot
>>62176529>I know is being really bad at relationships so I'm a khhv etcjust be better bro. but trust me you aren't missing out on much. These bitches will only take away from you unless you are trying to get married. Just wait until you find the one. Otherwise they'll only be a net negative on your life.
>>62174958>Being in competition with your flesh and blood Wow a lot of browns and jews in this thread, I send both of my zoomer brothers 10k a month to fuck around in college, I hope they do as much drugs and fuck as much pussy as humanly possible. I wasn't able to do it so I hope they can live that life. I also got cars for both of them, I'm getting older almost 40 years old , can't take it to the grave
>>62174958yeahmy siblings went to art school while i got a real degreeit's not like really did anything with it, but earned enough to get investing goingnow i live with my parents NEETING, but since i'm approaching a million NW, they leave me alone as i'm technically the successful one lol
>>62176650>now i live with my parents NEETING, but since i'm approaching a million NW, they leave me alone as i'm technically the successful one lolmade it 2 da top
No I am a failure.
So many bitter anons in this thread wtf
>>62174978>says something wrong>is corrected>oh wow look at their fragile egoguess I have a fragile ego too lol
>>62176650> my siblings went to art school while i got a real degreeLMAO it won't make a difference, you're all fucked equally. Give or take 20 yrs, and human work/labor will have become nearly worthless. We'll see what happens.
>>62174958i work with my brother :)
>>62174958My entire family are retards when it comes to money aside from my parents and grandparents. The only other one doing well is my sister and that's only because she took the exit ramp of just being a flesh light for a dude in the marines after she got pregnant in high school. Really not looking forward to the fucking travesty inheritance fights that are probably to come.
>>62175099Why did you post that YGO game? If you're a fan, did you play STDD?
>>62174958you'll be lucky if your job still exists by 2030