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My older brother is about to turn 30 and he literally has no money. He gambles and pisses away every dollar he makes on booze. I'll probably be able to retire before I hit 30.
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>>62174958
My sister just had a baby so now I financially mog her.
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I'm millionaire in mid twenties from trading and a doctor. Bro is a server manager for the police and has maybe £1k liquid, but he does own a house whereas I rent still since moving constantly. (he is not a loser or anything, probably a bit above average Brit)

I am also a Norwood 1.5 and he is totally bald because he didn't use medication to stop it and every single person we meet together comments on it.

I actually don't think he cares though I have never asked him. He is also a nice person.
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>>62174958
>I'll probably be able to retire before I hit 30

said every stupid kid in the world
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>>62174958
meanwhile some indian family is pooling all their money to buy their 5th hotel
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>>62174993
yes but they are not white
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>>62174958
No, by brother is a nurse anesthetist and makes like $230k/yr. My cope is that he's a nurse so he's a girl lol.
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>>62174978
That's is a funny comic. But don't ever call a fat bitch fat.
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I would if I didnt have two kids, wife, and a big house to rape my savings every month

Some days I miss my little house with $1k per month mortgage that I’d have paid off by now.
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>>62174978
men's egos are so fragile but you don't see 99% of them caking their face in makeup and wearing lifted shoes and taking 50 carefully planned photos everytime they want to post a picture of themselves online
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>>62174958
Im the youngest, about equal to my oldest sis, older brother is struggling. He graduated college in 2008 so his career track was rocky from day 1
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>>62174958
My older half brother got a job with Nvidia and moved to California like 5 years ago, I am pretty sure he mogs me
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>>62174958
>Be me:
38
NW of $32MM
5000 square foot house
Married to qtpi azn hapa
Lawyer
Investor
3 kids

>Sister:
36
Pilates instructor
Pothead and alcoholic
Absofucking broke, constantly supported by random sugar daddies, only money she has is when I convinced her to max out a Roth IRA one year, she is too dumb to remember she has the account (I think it's now like $100k)
Holds a relationship for an average of MAYBE 20 days, longest may have been 3 months
Losing ability to do that as she ages
Can barely hold job as Pilates instructor
Looking forward to being roastie cat lady
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>>62175612
you mog nobody with your fish head ching chong wife and your 3 eliott rodgers hapa atrocities
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>>62175612
>lawyer
So youre a loser.
>investor
Me too. Make more sleeping than 90% of Americans working.
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>>62175634
Nope, three quarter Chinese girls, super cute
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>>62175721
>Hapa
kek. Why is it always Asians and hapas?
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Mine are all broke

I'm also broke (back in 6 figure hell this bear market) but was at 7 figs before
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>>62174978
legalize rape
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>>62174958
Unfortunately yes. But only because I'm too autistic to ever take on debt and actually have investments. They're all waaaay into the hole.
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>>62174958
not really im broke as fuck and my sister is also broke as fuck just 5 years older.
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>>62175612
i was jealous until i read you have an asian wife
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My older brother is a violent psychopathic coke head. While he is stealing from my mom, I just bought my mom jewelry and a sephora gift bag for mothers day. He was meant to be the heir to our nepo fiefdom, but it will go to me.
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>>62174958
I hate dorks who trash their family on 4chan for no real reason. It's always some guy with an Elliot Rodger tier personality.

I'd rather hang out with your brother desu.
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>>62176173
im in a pretty similar situation
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>>62174958
All of us have good education and jobs but I make the most money. Or I should say made since I retired early almost a year ago. I was a pharmacist. One sister is a medical/technical writer, two sisters are nurse practitioners, and my baby sis is an auditor.
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I'm the youngest of three. Two older sisters.
Oldest sister was always a terrible student, and coped that ackshually the course work was too easy so she was unengaged. I'm not even sure she's dumb per se, she can be pretty sharp, maybe unironically has "emotional intelligence", but she often uses it in ways for short term selfish gain that is destructive long term. She eventually got a degree in something worthless and a minor in business so she at least managed that. She had a baby with a loser out of wedlock and that pretty much defined the rest of her life, a single mom who gets child support and maybe welfare. She doesn't work and says shit like "I'd be breaking even on the gas" as an excuse. Lives with my mom.
Middle sister seemed competent all my life and then she absolutely failed out of college because she wouldn't do the work or whatever. Something mental illness excuse. Got a good enough job at a large employer near us that she quit for no good reason. Now has frequent financial troubles. Somehow her partner stays with her through all this, maybe their lives are just too entangled at this point.
I schoolmaxxed pretty hard because frankly school was really easy for me. Got my degree a couple years ago as the job market started to go to shit, but I lucked into a job with a lot of advancement potential at a fortune 100. I probably have the highest salary in my family now, in my mid 20s. I just assume my sisters and nephew are going to get any assets my parents leave behind though. Also the tradeoff for me being one of the smartest people I know is being really bad at relationships so I'm a khhv etc. And no I'm not saying that's a natural part of being smart I'm just acknowledging there's something emotionally wrong with me. I've been working on my self confidence and my body and shit but dunno if I'm ever gonna "make it" outside of money
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>>62175340
They wear hoodies and beards to hide their shitty baldy genetics. Loser.
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>>62176542
calm down becky

how is your herpes btw?
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>>62176529
You're high if you think anyone will actually read this personal blog holy fuck
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>>62174958
my 17 year old sister spends all her money on starbucks and consoomer junk so yeah.
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>>62175612
larping is so 2025 you faggot
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>>62176529
>I know is being really bad at relationships so I'm a khhv etc
just be better bro. but trust me you aren't missing out on much. These bitches will only take away from you unless you are trying to get married. Just wait until you find the one. Otherwise they'll only be a net negative on your life.
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>>62174958
>Being in competition with your flesh and blood
Wow a lot of browns and jews in this thread, I send both of my zoomer brothers 10k a month to fuck around in college, I hope they do as much drugs and fuck as much pussy as humanly possible. I wasn't able to do it so I hope they can live that life. I also got cars for both of them, I'm getting older almost 40 years old , can't take it to the grave
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>>62174958
yeah
my siblings went to art school while i got a real degree
it's not like really did anything with it, but earned enough to get investing going
now i live with my parents NEETING, but since i'm approaching a million NW, they leave me alone as i'm technically the successful one lol
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>>62176650
>now i live with my parents NEETING, but since i'm approaching a million NW, they leave me alone as i'm technically the successful one lol
made it 2 da top
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No I am a failure.
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So many bitter anons in this thread wtf
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>>62174978
>says something wrong
>is corrected
>oh wow look at their fragile ego
guess I have a fragile ego too lol
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>>62176650
> my siblings went to art school while i got a real degree
LMAO it won't make a difference, you're all fucked equally. Give or take 20 yrs, and human work/labor will have become nearly worthless. We'll see what happens.
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>>62174958
i work with my brother :)
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>>62174958
My entire family are retards when it comes to money aside from my parents and grandparents. The only other one doing well is my sister and that's only because she took the exit ramp of just being a flesh light for a dude in the marines after she got pregnant in high school. Really not looking forward to the fucking travesty inheritance fights that are probably to come.
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>>62175099
Why did you post that YGO game? If you're a fan, did you play STDD?
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>>62174958
you'll be lucky if your job still exists by 2030



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