>please sit down anon>time for us to discuss your performance improvement plan
Holy Cannons!
Oh please don't peg me ane make me worship your feet, Ms. Hajdini, ha ha haI sure would hate that, ha ha ha
The story reads like /gif/ shitposts, sorry I don't buy it.
>>62177432You just need to flip it on her and say you're fucking her in the ass and if she says no you're going to HR. Use it as a stepping stone to get a corner office
Boom boom
It should have been me bros, I love hot big titty Albanian women.
>>62177432
MADAM DO NOT REDEEM. IM DAARTY SHITSKIN SEX SLAAVE. MY ASIAN FISH HEAD WIFE DOSE NOT HAVE CAANONS.
>>62177432this story was hilarious until I read a bit more and realized it was a poojeet making the allegations, at which point I instantly realized it was totally fake and gay
>>62177570You're telling me you wouldn't make this your sex slave?
>>62177432I hate how everyone automatically jumped to White Knight this dumb bitch. I get that the guy was indian and therefore it's probably safe to dismiss everything he said as a lie, but still, people were dismissing his complaints before they even saw he was a pajeet. And his overall complaint boiled down to the company fucked him over, which probably means that HR roasties and the gynocracy at the company fucked him over.For everyone to dismiss this lawsuit as frivolous immediately and act like "oh boo hoo your big booby girlboss wanted to rape you, poor you!" and "You made that shit up faggot!" is such a cucked position. It's basically saying "Women can fire men for any reason ever and if men complain about it, you will look like a faggot in the public eye." Terrible precedent. Unfortunate that this guy was a lying pajeet and not a handsome White truthful Chad.
>>62177462JPM is already calling it a fake.https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/bombshell-sexual-harassment-suit-against-jpms-lorna-hajdini-called-complete-fabricationJust more fraud by yet another Indian. I mean, let's face it, his allegations read like some sort of Indian-male sex fantasy.
>>62177432The indian is lying. The bank says he is trying to defame her.
>>62177580She wasn't even his manager. She had no power over him at the company, he reported to someone else.
>>62177550Its even funnier if the little jeet made it all up and called his wife a fish head lol
>>62177602That's the JPMorgan's story, sure. Look, I'm not going to argue on behalf of the pajeet, but I think it sets a terrible precedent for the public to basically auto-dismiss any complaints against girlbosses and immediately White Knight women when men file a lawsuit saying "Yeah so this dumb ugly bitch basically wanted to rape me and when I refused her advances, these HR roasties fired me" Seeing men automatically/immediately bleat "Yeah right dude, m'lady would NEVER rape YOU!!!" was obnoxiously reddit and only covers for roastie HR in the public eye.
>>62177580>people were dismissing his complaints before they even saw he was a pajeetprobably because it sounded like bullshit from the get-go
>>62177432rape!
It is unfair man can get four wives and maids but wiman can not aloow to get a boy partner
>>62177432Has this jeet fantasy hurt or helped her career?
This girls reputation is ruined from some coom brained jeet with a humiliation fetish
>>62177628Its even funnier because he's not married eitherHe imagined an asian waifu (that he denigrates) and a power hungry sadist boss (that denigrates him)Its an izzat centipede all the way down
>>62177432n-no NO you BICH just want my ARYAN HIGH CASTE SEED i will NEVER betray my beutiful woman. you WILL NOT REDEEM me with you vagene on my dick!!!
>>62177624Lmao>>62177682Needs the shadow to be two pirate deck cannons now
>>62177624At least post the real one ranjeet
>>62177629This story read like an Indian mans rape/raceplay fantasy. You didn't need a picture of the guy to know he was brown right?
>>62177624nice
>>62177713I'll forgive you in you don't work in the legal field, but legal Complaints often embellish facts and/or try to paint the Defendant in the worst possible light. Of course the Plaintiff's attorneys are going to allege that the Defendant did strange, unseemly shit. They're asking for millions of dollars. >You didn't need a picture of the guy to know he was brown rightYou're so brown and niggerbrained you think the pajeet wrote his own Complaint, lmao. Fucking retard.
>>62177725I'm not trying to defend Rajeesh Pajeet btw, I'm sure he was lying about stuff he told his attorneys to kick off this lawsuit in the first place. But even in this thread you have faggots just automatically defending the roastie without a second thought, "Uhhh it was obviously a lie, right from the start!" basically giving HR roasties free reign to do terrible shit and never face any consequences. If you automatically White Knight girlbosses and say shit like "ummm he was OBVIOUSLY lying, it was a sexual fantasy!" you're never going to make it.
>>62177696>Its even funnier because he's not married either What?
>>62177737It was obviously a lie just by the way the events were described. Its fucking ridiculous on its face and you don't need to defend anybody to notice it. She's very likely a giant cunt to be in her position at her age, but she's also likely smart enough NOT to be an unhinged thirsty hentai milf of this extreme variety
>>62177737This wasn't even terrible shit. If it happened then he benefitted.
>>62177743He made up having a wife that was called a fish head.
>>62177462if it weren't true, why is she standing with her dirty heels on that nice desk if she isn't a psycho, also the earrings? but if she's albanian they do retarded shit like standing on tables
>>62177753>Its fucking ridiculous on its faceThis is where you lose me. It's not ridiculous on its face. To a layperson it might sound ridiculous on its face. But I can think of 100 hypotheticals where the insane allegations would actually make sense. Let's say hypothetically the roastie was doing this stuff because one of her bosses or powerful co-workers thought it was funny, or maybe the roastie was dyke and knew she could get away with it because if the man complained, she had protected LGBTQ+ status, or maybe the roastie felt personally slighted by the man for some stupid roastie reason so she did more and more ridiculous shit to him over time because she knew she could get away with it. Maybe the roastie was good friends with another roastie in charge of the man's bonus, and they would benefit financially somehow by degrading the guy and making him quit/getting him fired. These are hypotheticals, of course, we don't know all the facts. But what I'm saying is that THIS stuff, supporting evidence, would not be alleged in the Complaint, this sort of stuff would only come out in Discovery, i.e. once you are able to depose the girlboss and/or co-workers under oath. You can also request documents, emails phone logs etc. that could prove why the girlboss was doing this, etc. Yes JPMorgan is going to automatically side with girlboss obviously and paint the allegations as absurd/crazy because they stand to lose millions of dollars as the lawsuit progresses, so taking ex-coworkers' and JPMorgan's word as bond is retarded UNTIL they're being deposed under oath (and yes, anyone can still lie under oath in a depo, but the consequences of getting exposed as lying under oath can be devastating to your own side in a lawsuit). This whole ordeal unfortunately solidifies JPMorgan's hiring of dumb bitch girlbosses because they know that women can get away with basically anything and the public will just dismiss it away.
>>62177799I think he lost a lot of money, didn't he? Also what if the girlboss was just doing/saying this shit to fuck with him and humiliate him in front of others? Obviously she wouldn't actually want to fuck him (I mean, look at him). IMO that makes it even more likely that she was just making fun of him because it won her brownie points with other girlbosses or co-workers.
>>62177628Kekkorino
>>62177824That position would make sense if there was a single piece of corroborating evidence from coworkers, or if the jeet even helped produce ANYTHING of substance to his own attorneys before releasing what boils down to straight up slanderous blackmail. I hate banks and I hate jeets, but most of all I hate liars, because they are the architects of creating low trust societies
>>62177849>single piece of corroborating evidence from coworkersHighly unlikely that any ex-coworker would immediately/willingly corroborate his story due to risk of being fired.Anyways you're right about liars, and I don't want to argue for the jeet who is likely lying and potentially slandering this innocent maiden. Personally, I really hate furthering any sort of precedent where women can get away with shit just because they are women. It's just further proof they do not belong in the same workplace as men.
>>62177624if there was an office with a busty female coworker walking up to her guy coworkers saying stuff like "check out these cannons" I might think about working an office job again.
>>62177432>*beats her like she wants*
Funniest part is when the guy starts crying after she forcibly starts giving him a bj
>>62177432"Okay">sits down
>>62177988>nooo don't suck my dick noooooo
>>62177580SAAAAAR
>>62177432saaaaar
>>62177824This. The moment it even sounds slightly outside the boundaries of "normal" it is cast away as a lie. Probably the same reason the cattle immediately discard most schizo tier things as lies only for said schizos to get vindicated 20 years later
>>62178083Well the guy is Indian so we know its a lie
>>62177880If that happened to me, I'd be very afraid of it being a trap
>>62178089This. Why the fuck would she do this and risk her entire life for some street shitting jeet? No fucking way this is real.
>>62178083There's a difference between schizos pointing to mountains if evidence for the shadowy luciferian cabal that's trying to manipulate the world and this conspiracy that happened when a lonely brown moron hatched a plan whilst consulting with his fish head body pillow
>>62177462it literally just sounds like an ESL jeet's made up fantasy, which is exactly what it is
>>62177824It seems fake and gay mostly because it's completely out-of-character for women to act in this fashion. Women are turned on by powerful men and for a woman to take a low-ranking male as a sex slave and force herself on him is bizarre.Pretty much everything about this story screams male fantasy, or him trying to cover up something he did. I guess it could be real theoretically, but it would be one of the first time this has ever been recorded in human history.
Until there's evidence i will believe that the guy had an affair with the lady, then his wife found out and he cane up with the most ridiculous story about being forced to bang her.The whole story sounds like what a man would believe sa would be like
>>62177824(1/2)The fact people are willing to dismiss a claim like this just because of societal factors is pretty alarming, yeah it's a pretty ridiculous story but if you look into it at all it's pretty obvious that a lot of the framing out there is just people falling for actual online propaganda. We're talking about a TRILLION dollar company with a dedicated pr team and every incentive to win in the court of public opinion before this case ever reaches a courtroom. You're seeing that in real time, his identity leaking through 'sources', her linkedin volunteering gets mentioned, not to mention the 'internal investigation' (WE INVESTIGATED OURSELVES AND FOUND NO WRONGDOING) which just serves to discredit the actual narrative of what went down.Do people really think someone (plaintiff) would fabricate a claim this extreme and file a suit to JPMorgan (infinite money, best lawyers in the world) without credible evidence? His life would be completely ruined if it was completely made up, he would be fucked in court until the end of time and go bankrupt. Not to mention he wouldn't be able to get a job anywhere. But even besides that, it falls apart when you examine the actual details of the case.>drugging him with a very specific roofie>bank retaliating against him putting him on leave after he alleges to HR>very specific allegations, also citing TWO witnesses, which doesn't typically happen for cases like these. this is a pretty big deal>his lawyer, Daniel Kaiser, is a plaintiff's employment attorney, he most likely took this on contingency. He most certainly is eating the costs upfront and won't get paid unless they settle/win.>Do you really think any lawyer in the world would sue JPMORGAN of all companies on frivolous claims? he would also be fucked until the end of time. All of these points however don't necessarily mean that it's true, especially with what came out today.
no idea what happened and won't look it up
>>62178218His wife doesnt even exist lmao
>>62178224(2/2)The actual problems of this case come when you start to look at the details as well. Apparently he didn't report directly to her, but being an executive director certainly means that she has sway. Remember that this is the banking world, it's a relationship business; formal authority =/ actual influence (CITED: CANNONS). He also tried to negotiate a severance agreement before filing, which is textbook shakedown behavior. private demands -> rejection -> public nuclear option. It's worth noting however that the 'abuse' happened in 2024, he leaves late 2024, and May 2025 he files an internal complaint, quite a while after he left. Simultaneously, with that complaint he demands a multi-million dollar severance. Then, after rejected, he filed the suit. This isn't the behavior of someone seeking justice, but someone who's trying to get privately and is escalating when it doesn't work.The complaint was also withdrawn today for 'corrections', so who knows if we'll even hear about this ever again. His attorney has been completely silent regarding this and won't return press calls, which is pretty damning. The consequences if fabricated would be severe, which cuts both ways.Again, the allegations are so extreme and specific that it does read out like some sort of insane fanfic, but remember that this is in fucking court and not him posting this online to just gain brownie points (which obviously isn't happening).
this story shows you how desperate and horny white timmies on 4chan are, latching on to every narrative about sex with powerful white women like ticks
>>62178338>trying this hard>hajdini>whiteSorry about your collective izzat getting absolutely DABBED on, but not reallyJust go backYou can honestly take the cannonade with you
>>62178338Sorry you weren’t born white, truly I am.
The cannons are both soft and tender
>>62178338Albanians aren't white thoughbeit
>>62178380And also loud and powerful
>>62178453I told you the penis doesn’t taste like curry, I’m very certain about this claim. It is taste absolutely like penis.
Is she brown?
>>62178469Spoken like a real fish head!
https://vocaroo.com/11jJHhu3GadhAny chance for an indian version of this?
>>62178387Some Albanians are White>t. Me20%ish are direct descendants from Steppe Herder AryansNot sure about the OP though
i remember one time I worked at a restaurant as a busser and i had a hot dommy mommy manager in her late 20's when I was 21 who liked to flirt with me and abuse me and make me do menial labour like cleaning the fridge while standing over me and just chatting while I slaved away. She had big tits and a real bitch face. I wish I fucked her, but I was too much of a pussy
>>62178224>>62178306Good effort posts. I think that's a totally fair analysis of the information we have. I'd just add that attorneys know which fields of law you go into if you're in it for the money. Big law, personal injury, there are many fields of law that can be incredibly lucrative. I don't think of employment law as one of those fields, at all. Most of the employment attorneys I've known seem to be dyed-in-the-wool Constitutional rights, libertarian type fellows. They like fighting The Man, sure, but they're not generally the type to file frivolous lawsuits. There's no cash grab in employment law. I think even Civil Rights law is probably more lucrative these days (thank you, Ben Crump)I looked up that attorney Daniel Kaiser's employment law firm, and just from the website you can tell they're legit. I doubt they'd take on this case, let alone FILE it, if they didn't have a real belief in their plaintiff's claims. Just my 2 rupees
>>62178197And let's not forget this woman is Albanian. Anybody who knows Albanian women would know that they would never behave this way. They are only submissive to wealthier and more powerful men.
>>62178660Also true of non-Albanian women
>>62178682Perhaps I should elaborate. Albanian women don't do the whole "race play" thing that Latina women or Caucasian women do. Albanian women have more in common with eastern European and Balkan women, where they know that their body is a commodity which, used wisely, can be traded for financial security and professional opportunities. Sucking an Indian man's penis does nothing to help this woman, and since her mind is genetically predisposed to pragmatic whoring, she would only expend her sexual energy in exchange for what a wealthier and more powerful man could offer in exchange.
>>62178224>Do you really think any lawyer in the world would sue JPMORGAN of all companies on frivolous claims?Yes they would. Some plaintiffs attorneys are absolute scum.
>>62178660>>62178660Albanian here, can confirmWe are very conservative/traditionalistOf course there are degenerates like anywhere, but somebody who achieved that kind of success(JPMorgan executive) won't even think of doing that kind of shitAlbanian women definitely don't like jeetsAnd diaspora Albanian families are even more hardline and there's always pressure on the women from the family to marry an Albanian man and not a foreigner>>62178701>Albanian women have more in common with eastern European and Balkan women,They literally are Balkan womenAnd it has nothing to do with your feminist ''body commodity'' jewish propaganda bullshitIt has to do with the fact that Albanians are very family-oriented
>>62178701Also''Caucasian'' is not a real thingAbout half of Albanian women are descended from the Yamnaya steppe herder Aryan haplogroups20% for the men unfortunately, probably most Proto-Albanians(Illyrians?) died in wars vs the Romans or the Greeks thousands of years agoOnly about 20% R1b haplogroupSame goes for the rest of Balkans(including Greece), which is why this part of the world is so inferiorMost of the Aryan-descended men died out while the nafris(E-V13 semitic gypsies who came here 7000 years ago or so to the balkans before Aryans did) and later J2b semites who came after Aryans, make up most of the populationOther Balkan countries fare somewhat better with Old Europeans/Snownigger-likes(Haplogroup I) dominating, which is far better than E-V13/J2b filth
>>62178652>Most of the employment attorneys I've known seem to be dyed-in-the-wool Constitutional rights, libertarian type fellows. They like fighting The Man, sure, but they're not generally the type to file frivolous lawsuits. There's no cash grab in employment law. Holy kek. How many employment plaintiffs’ attorneys do you know? My firm does employment defense and the amount of “give my client $10,000 or we will say you fired her because she’s a black woman” shakedown letters our clients get is eye-opening, to say the least. One of my favorite allegations was in an alleged sex assault case where one of plaintiffs key facts was that his manager held a zucchini at him “in a sexually suggestive manner.”
>>62178746>>62178799There is no doubt that this man is an Albanian, as every Albanian has a graduate-level understanding of genetics no matter his occupation or educationI bring up the body commodity aspect as, when I was living in Tirana while studying remotely, I met a fair amount of women who used their bodies to cozy up to men who could afford to shop on Boulevardi Zogu and take them for fine dining in Blloku or even fly them abroad to major cities like London or Paris. I noticed a pattern after having talked with a few of these guys and they all happened to work for Credins Bank. I myself made acquaintance with a woman from Prishtina who escorted in Tirana during the spring and Sarande during the summer. I say all of this but still also convey immense respect for your people, who showed great hospitality and were also greatly appreciative any time I offered assistance or even just took on neighborly duties like carrying water jugs for elderly people.
>>62178874You make a salient point, however, the attorney in this case, Daniel Kaiser, has dedicated over 30 years to representing almost exclusively in labor and employment law, and regularly handles cases against some of the biggest companies. He's defended senior execs. and the like. He's been in the super lawyers directory for every year from 2011-2024. This guy isn't an ambulance chaser, he's a 30+ year veteran who specifically handles high stakes wall street employment disputes. He's also gotten published court decisions that break new ground in employment law, he's not someone who files and hopes for quick settlement payouts but rather takes cases he believes in and litigates fully. It's a pretty hard thing to do. Someone like that wouldn't throw his entire reputation in the mud to risk a fabricated case on JPMorgan.
>>62177682>clean it up, jamboy
>>62178915Ok ChatGPT lol
>>62177578DO NOT REDEEM THE CANNONS!
>push her away as to not hurt her but keep my honor as man>get caught on security camera laying hands on female>dishonorable security shows up>I take my shirt off and knock them out>go to top floor and challenge jamie dimon to shirtless brawl on rooftop as honorable fight for the top>your ambition ends here jamie, you are not capable of running the JPmorgan clan by letting women into the mens clan>blow up roof as I walk out building and resign from job to take care of orphanage>sent to prison>task the janitor, the only masculine guy at JPMorgan of running the clan
>>62179018>business board >surprised when people type with more than 50 iq>has no rebuttal I win you lose
I have seen so many bad takes about this happening.>The girlboss was white>The victim was white>The victim is a DARK BROWN shitskin from India>It's believable that the girlboss called the victim "brown boy" as an insult>It's not believable that this encounter happened ("women don't do this," etc...)Literally none of the above statements are true.
>>62179018>gets BTFO>concedes the argument
>>62177580Probably because he put in public record a sexual fanfic that sounds like something a horny seventh grader wrote
>>62179149>>62179259Alright I will take the bait. Here is how I know that reply was a chatbot:1. It’s says this guy, a plaintiffs attorney, “defends” executives. He is not defending anyone, his job is to make accusations. He probably represents executives in making accusations against the companies that employ them. But this level of nuance is beyond the abilities the chatbot and the people who use them to shitpost on 4chan.2. Phrases like “he’s gotten published cases that break new ground in employment law” is such a gay thing say that I refuse to believe an anon, even one as big as a faggot as yourself, would ever type it. There’s also the classic GPT “he’s not X, he’s Y” trope.3. The idea that this guy, who runs a small shop 4 person firm whose website doesnt even reveal where he got his JD, wouldn’t “risk his reputation” because he’s been practicing for 30 years is retarded. There are plenty of slimeball attorneys who have multi-decade careers.In conclusion, you’re a fag who doesnt know what he’s talking about and can lick my balls.
>>62178487It was the feet, idiot, you stupid indian descendants
>>62179352ok ur first point is a semantic gotcha sorry for using the incorrect wording LOL, his entire clientele are high-stakes wall street professionals, he has everything to lose reputationally in that specific ecosystemalso a 4 person firm that exclusively handles high stakes employment litigation against f500 companies isn't a shady operation no matter how hard you try to spin that. your entire previous argument was attacking the credibility of the lawyer (saying that he's incentivized by xyz) which is pretty laughable when u look into him at all. also small plaintiff boutiques are structured that way by design, so thanks mr law man your years of experience are really shining here. does me typing informally make you feel better about yourself?
>>62179352also ur a moron, within 10s of googling i can see that he got his jd from nyu law schol in 1989, are you trying to run cover for them or something?https://www.ksmlaw.com/attorneys/daniel-j-kaiser/
>>62179404>>62179418You used the word 'salient' which no one around these parts uses. That's the only reason you're being accused of using chudGPT.Don't take it too personally.
>>62179404>>62179418You should click the links your chatbot feeds you before posting them kek
>>62179441i actually used that word cuz of a scene in the venture bros where professor impossible argues about an asteroid in the gargantua special pretty awesome show>>62179444see pic attached retard
>>62179466>posts a screenshot of not the linked page kek
>>62179490low effort ragebait try again
>>62179352>responds with his own chatgpt answer slightly editedHoly kek, thats some well done bait.
>>62178056how could his descendants let this happen? It's like a smack in the face to him but with poop.
>>62177580Sometimes the world needs Karens, even when pajeets aren't involved. Top tier HR bitches are unironically a valuable resource.
>>62177432This image is AI generated. The distance from the left wrist to the end of the left fingers is longer than the distance between the left shoulder and left elbow. I don't know too many women with hands longer than their biceps. Also why is one of her titties more succulent than the other. This is just another redbutton bluebutton bullshit psyop isnt it?
I feel pretty bad that you honestly couldn’t see this story as being real. You couldn’t even fathom a woman looking at you that way. I and other co workers got harassed by the Quality control lady on our job site last year. She was taking pictures of us and claiming it was for her QC, coming up to us and touching our arms, hanging around to talk to us for no reason. It was awful. Finally one day she goes to take a picture of me and I had enough and fucking snapped at her. I yelled at her to quit taking fucking pictures of me and leave me alone and she yelled back at me to turn around and shut up. Luckily I had told our safety guy about her weird behaviour before but I got kicked off the job site and she got away Scott free. It’s actually not very fun when women who’s cooter smells like John player standard king size start calling you sugar and stuff like when I worked at the dollar store too.
>>62177432Yeah I'll work there.
>>62179829>when women who’s cooter smells like John player standard king sizeJust say “bitch lasagna” next time. It’s funnier and faster.
How do I get an albanian gf as a blackanon?
>>62179847stick with your nappy headed nigga gals
>>62179838>3 and a half fingers on one hand>putting hand into a ?pocket? of a fucking skirt
>>62179847die and be reincarnated as a white man, not sure thats possible tho
>>62177880You think that, but desperate women are fucking gross too.
>>62179828Have sex froggy
>>62178056They are so creepy and disgusting...Indians are proof that God doesn't exist
>>62179838damn a nice figure eight
>>62177432Real or not she should take this as a business opportunity to make a mommy dommy OFi volunteer to be her manager and co-star for domination loss scenes where the uppity milf manager gets put in her place
>>62177580>I get that the guy was indian and therefore it's probably safe to dismiss everything he said as a lie, but still, people were dismissing his complaints before they even saw he was a pajeet.Because it reads like a fantasy femdom story literally word for word.
>>62179156There are literally no documented cases of women doing this. In history there are only two "rumors" that cleopatra and some chinese empress did this and even with these rumors, only cleopatra was actually fucking male slaves
>>62179829Because women don't act like this
>>62177432was this original pic real or AI?no pics in the public domain?
>>62178224you were born yesterday (aka youre a fucking retard) if you think there is even a 1% chance of this being real
>>62180706>Another Discord trannyYeah, women have never acted like whores before, sure, sure.
>>62180704>>62180706>im uglywew
>>62180824You are dumb beyond belief.
