This will be YOU, just some cringe old fart finally getting his dream car after muh 401k investing for 40 years.If you're not investing everything into Bitcoin RIGHT NOW to potentially make it in 10 years while you still have some youth left it's fucking over for you. I hope I make it live like a fucking king in my youth while you will be waging till 60 years old. MAKE IT OR DIE
i would rather buy a corvette over buying bitcoin at 78K
>>62181462No I bought my dream car 3 years ago and it got repossessed and emptied my 401k and have to declare bankruptcy. I'm only 35 though.
are we just glossing over the fact there's a fucking dinosaur in the background?
>>62181491>bought>repossessedyou had a lease bucko
I mean yeah being young while I'm rich would be nice but why would I ship my retirement to India just because Im not rich
>>62181498Is real?
I'm going to retire before 40.
Jurassic park
>>62181521your life is over in your 40s
>>62181462>he doesn't know about the new corvettes
>>62181531One might even say 30s
>>62181538it actually ends at 25.you spend ten years coping.then 40 hits, and you realize it was over at 25.
I bought my corvette for cheap from a boomer that bought a C8 and wanted his old corvette out of the wayAnything C5 and up is a good car and always punching out of its weightThere are some boomerisms though like the stupidly long gearing and excessive nvh suppression but it's still a lot of car for the money.
>>62181544there are other ways to say that you have a small dick
>>62181544why didnt you get a buggati instead
You can get a used Corvette for like $40k.>Hurr, I want a new carWhy? Cars were objectively better in 2016 than they are now. That was 10 years ago. Cars went to dogshit after the chip shortage. Whenever I see someone driving anything newer than 2019, I’m just like, “Why?” It made sense back when cars would get better over time, but they’re getting worse. A 2026 is worse than a 2025 which is worse than a 2024. Niggas are paying $100k for new cars that show up broken from the factory.
Imagine taking care of your body and eating right so that you still have good looks well into your 40s when you're crusing down ocean avenue in your IROC playing Jefferson Starbucks on your vintage stereo cassette player under a full moon with the top down.
>>62181553your girlfriend will want to know if it's true odds are you're just jealous of my bad ass car
>>62181553Good to know you're thinking about my dick when I drop it into third and blast past your basedbox (I put in catless headers and removed the mufflers)>>62181555If I had bugatti money I definitely wouldn't be buying bugattis
It's very amusing seeing some of you posting these "half way" sport cars which are basically just slightly faster shitbox sedans that just consume way more gas. This is why it's all cope if you slave away for 40 years and you still can't afford top of the line fast as fuck sports car that will turn every head in the city you lost in life it's simple as that. OP is correct gamble everything on a chance or live out your life being the "half way" guy
>>62181572why would you want to "turn every head in the city"?your parents didnt give you love when you were a child?
>>62181544For me its the C6 Z06
>>62181577
>>62181593exactly, you wasted your money everyone sees you as an idiot in the street
>>62181568oh i thought you were rich sorry
>>62181572>sports car that will turn every head in the cityWhat city? I lived in Los Angeles for a while, and you’d see Ferraris and Lambos all the fucking time. Usually it was just some niggers trying to flex a rental as if he owned it. You’d see it so much, that nobody gives a fuck what you drive unless it’s P1-tier or better. If you don’t live in Miami or LA, then a Dodge Charger will turn heads. Who cares?
>>62181585I was seriously considering one but the LS7 has some weird reliability issues. A lot of the serious track z06s end up swapping them out for built LS3s or something. The drysump n/a C7s are virtually bulletproof.
imagine driving a sport car to go to your 9-5kek brokies
>>62181462Literally no one cares because you'll always and forever (you) no matter how rich you are.
>>62181612What's your net worth
>>62181615460K 33 years oldeastern europeanand i know brokies living with their moms driving m3s, 330i, classe e, audi sq3 etc... (bought with credit)me i ride a bicycle and i work from home
>>62181612Extremely based
>>62181619Ah ok I thought you were going to larp as a multi millionaire. But yeah, I gotcha. I drive a 15 year old Corolla. I'd much rather put my money elsewhere than into a fucking depreciating asset.
>>62181619around here some drug addict would immediately steal that
>>62181638i parked it in a room in my house>>62181628when i reach 1M i will buy a 10k worth toyota
>>62181619This would be nice if boomers in trucks and brown people didn't try to kill you when you ride this on the side of a road in america
>>62181619If I could get by with just a bike, I would. But it's completely impossible where I live.I don't think I'd buy a sports car if I made it. Weirdly I love racing, but the cars themselves don't interest me a ton. I'd probably do that thing where you go to a race track and get to drive around a provided car for an hour or two. Just to get it out of my system.
>>62181534Automatic transmissions are for women.
>>62181531Your life is over when you die, faggot. And one even may say that's only the beginning. I can take you for a ride in my brand new corvette if you want and then drink a cuppa of beerst. Corvette boomer in picrel
>>62181462Nah I'm a toyota man. GM = garbage machines. I do like the old camaros though
>>62181572literally rental vibes, they day of showing off wealth via cars is over, you should just buy the most fun car thats it
Should I buy this 2020 C-Class? I've got a toddler, but the stroller should fit in a back.
>>62181905
>>62181462>investing? pffft I just buy thousands of lottery tickets with my disposable incomekysyeah, it'd be nice to be rich at 25 but most of us weren't born to rich parents so it is what it is
>>62181572If you're ugly women won't care and guys will say you're copingif you're hot and handsome women will fuck you in a crack den and guys will envy youif you care about what others think this isn't really the place for you
>>62181462It will be meBut that car is a diesel mitsubishi delica
>>62181462Already have 350 BTC, I'm one bullrun away from private jet money
>>62181462the c8 looks cool but how can I drive a fucking automatic as a dream car? come on. I can't. I won't. That shit is gay. I'd rather just get a cooler golf cart for my 55+ community going to HOA meetings and shit. maybe one that has fiberglass that makes it look like an Escalade? do they make those? I'm not driving a fast automatic C8 fuck off with that I'll probably crash anyway. I'll take the primo golf cart thanks
>>62181782this
>>62181491nice buddy, real nice. A man of culture.I was thinking about starting 72t SEPP distributions on my retirement IRA but once you turn it on you, you have to keep it distributing, right? What if I finally got a job? Would I be able to stop it?
My dream daily driver car is a 2025 lexus es300h ultra luxury. I believe I can mod it for $80k total (including car msrp) to within spitting distance of a rolls Royce in comfort and silence, minus the opulent bullshit and the ostentatiousness. My dream car was originally a rolls Royce, but it has bmw electronics so they can spy on you, no self driving, and it isn't stealthy enough. I don't want people to know I'm rich.My first Lexus choice was the ls500h, but it's too big.I wouldn't buy any depreciating asset on a loan, so I would fully pay for my car.
>>62181462>till 60Hahhahaha 80 you mean
>>62181519yeah arizona just has them
>>62181544>still a lot of caris this the biggest self report of all time?
>>62181619>work from homeim doing a survey of sorts. what are you doing that allows you to WFH after covid?
>>62181462I’ve been driving a corvette since my late 20’s and I’m in my mid 30’s now. Skill issue.
>>62183194IT
>>62181619>460Kno one cares about your poorfag rubles
>>62183330what a jewish thing to say. if you are any race but jewish you should be ashamed of yourself. Wake up anon.
>>62181498Don't worry, it's behind a fence.
>>62181462This is literally that boomer wojak where he's like>now that I'm in my 50s and completed all my life goals, I can finally get a gf
>>62181462I retired at 24 and are back to waging at 36, not for long though.
If you dont drive a v8, lower your tone when talking to me
>>62183330460K euros is almost 1M dollars, mutto
>>62181462I have 15k in MSTR, bitcoin maxi chud, tell me, what will that be worth in 10 years ?
>>62181905no
>>62181498holy shit is that real
>>62183644>V8Pussy shit. Make it money is having a butler to drive you around with the V10. Touching a steering wheel is for the poor.
>rentalFew years pass and you would have already done a huge chunk of the payments.RENTKEKS ARE SUBHUMANS
Got mine about a year ago. C7z06 with a clutch pedal. Every performance metric is way out of its league. Amazing gm can make something like a z06 and a Chevy equinox as wellMy only complaint is the long ass gearing. It’s hard to have fun around town. You really gotta find a proper spot to do a nice 1-2-3 hit. 3rd gear tops out at like 123mph. Also, fuck the gay ass nuvette. And also…. I’m in my fucking 40s now still waiting for the link yacht ho-down.
>>62181905>>62181907Inshallah
>>62185860That looks sick man.My ‘maro
>>62184698Damn. Now this is what I call a proper bangwagon >>62181462Also, you must be an ABSOLUTE faggot if you still have shit like “muh dream car”Car have two utilities 1- drive you2- show women you have money
>>62183644douchemobile
>>62181462Is this like the pinnacle of boomer social status? A fucking meme sports car which deprecates as soon as it drives off the lot?
>>62185924Awesome color and looking clean as hell.
>>62185924Hell yeah brother. My wife has a 6th gen lt1. Nothing comes close to them in the price range. The alpha chassis is so good. I had a 4v blackwing prior to my z06 so I had some good seat time with an alpha chassis and a tr6060 manual. Gonna be completely honest, I actually like the alpha chassis more than rhe c7 vette. Much easier to push hard at near the limit, and steering feels better/communicates more. Vette is obviously a bit faster around a track. I really need to grab some 1le rep wheels for my wife’s lt1. They look sick. Good color choice too senpai. Pic rel was my 4v blacking. I loved the car, it just should have came with a v8. I came from an f80 m3 comp prior. Both manual. 4vbw was much more dialed in… but that v6 tt was so blaaah
I didn't buy Bitcoin in 2013. Its over for me a loooong time ago.
>>62181782>>62182527good luck breaking 6.49 second quarter mile with a stick.
>>62186039Good luck telling time with your Rolex Good luck being a dj with antiquated technics 1200 turntables and vinyl records Many people like mechanical/basic feels more. Nothing like rowing your own gears after pulling a 1.7 60’ and getting a clean pass. Some niggers just don’t get it and that’s ok >>62186033>he fell for the fud and hasn’t been stacking link. U have an opportunity rn that is only marginally worse than old link fags. Load the fuck up and be ready to hold another 40 years. Or 1 year.
>>62181462My friend raced a guy in his corvette once and when we pulled upto the set of lights he wound down his window with the biggest smile and was hooting and hollering "whoooo boys good shit that was funnn!" he yelled like he was 16 again. OP is a fag.
>>62186074im just saying its like the bell curve meme, automatic is for women, stick is for men, automatic is for real men who go faster than 6.50
>>62186078Can confirm >I go to cars and coffee >roll around in drag radials trying to get into shenanigansI used to mock corvette owners…. But I think now I get them. To the burger American boomer, the corvette was the greatest car ever (they have Alzheimer’s concerning dodge vipers), and they feel like they “made it” when they have one to park in the garage and take out to Texas Roadhouse for a steak with the ol ball n chain. If heard boomers say this phrase often >vet is the greatest American sports car ever made, bar none. It’s boomers made it car>you need yourself a got dang John deer, thats when you made it bud
>>62181462uncmaxxing
>>62186088Again…Real men don’t drive autos. Iv been driving for almost 25 years. Never owned an auto and there is a good chance I never do. Only car that excites me for a future purchase is a cayman gt4, dodge viper, or a 996.2 gt3 911, or a Cadillac 5v blacking. I’ll be in the back, a bit off the lead but I will be rowing my own smiling. I will also continue to dj nothing but vinyl records, and also rock automatic watches.
>>62186115sick 'bishi brah, how much horsepower does your cabron fibre add?
>>62186039I mean good luck breaking that with most cars wtf is this logic>>62186098I think car goes vrooom and he got a chance to safely push it against some youngins happy to roll along side him, no ego just fun.
>>62186126A decent amount of downforce according to gm. Funny to see all these new car fags..because the barrier of entry is so low (don’t even know how to operate a manual in most cases). These same niggas were cracking jokes about us being stuck in the past….. but now these Tesla plaids come out to no prep events, stripped to shit with 4 drag radials murking prepped built cars …. And now technology is gay. These guys will never appreciate the fear of not getting your rev-matched downshift perfect as to not upset a car while entering a turn….. with the absolute risk of upsetting the car and going into a wall. Same shit as launch and traction control. We used our right foot and muscle memory in our day sunny boi!
