>and then.... he never made it.[audience gasps]
Never fraternize with other bagholders bros>t. Bonded finance chud
I will make it.Even if it kills me...
There are a few ways to make it:1) Get lucky. This could be a shitcoin that moons or a lottery ticket.2) Be really patient. Go into a trade at 18, put 60% of your earnings on the S&P, and retire at 40.3) Outsmart others. If you have special info, you can beat others in stocks. Unfortunately, most people who think they have special info, don't.4) Create a lot of value for others. Invent something. Build something. Just make something people want. Solve a problem.Sadly /biz/ consists mostly of people in categories 1 and 3, the least reliable of the four.
>>62183461>he didn’t buy cheesed pepe last weekThe horror.
>as the negro distracted him in the McDonald's with his lip smacking and loud portable Bluetooth speaker... he copied and pasted the wrong wallet address
>>62183634[audience cheers]
>>62183482>2) Be really patient. Go into a trade at 18, put 60% of your earnings on the S&P, and retire at 40.I would have done this 100% if I had a good start and known about it, too bad I'm pushing 40 soon and didn't do shitonly rng left for me now, time is out
>>62183482>4)This is literally just "be attractive, don't be unattractive." The guys who do the actual building don't make it, only the one who the CEO started abusing in the first place. The guys who make it are just friends with the right people, which is predicated nine times out of ten on being attractive (attractive=\=hot btw.