How do I long mass famine
>>62183955I have 30 hens in my backyard and I cant even unload these eggs at $4 dozens and theyre overwhelming my fridge
>>62183955>betting against the proliferation of mentally retarded brown turd world slaves
what kind of fucking gay ass shit is this? where, what, how? In india? who gives a fuck
>>62183962In US shithead.
>>62183962In the US.The number is from a survey by the American Farm Bureau Federation on American farmers, which concluded that 70% of American farmers can't afford all the fertilizer they need.It's worse in many other countries.
>>62183955WEAT possibly, but it's a very bad long-term holdthe whole iran situation is going to fuck things up wayyy worse than most people realize. food prices are going through the roof and yeah people are probably going to starve
Ozempic will soon be a nationally subsidized supplement to the American population to curb appetite during the famine.
>>62183958Eggs are $2 retard at a convenient shopping mart nobody will go to your shitty backwoods gravel road farm to pay double
>>62183955shouldn't have been little gay simp boys suckling big oil's girl dick
>>62183983>70% of American farmers can't afford all the fertilizer they need.Oh no, I guess Americans will have to eat all the food they grow instead of exporting it to Chyna and all those third world nations.
>>62183955Oh no, the US can't factory farm canola, corn and soi beans to export to third world countries to inflate their populations further.
>The whole world will go through an economic collapse because some billionaires couldnt resist underaged girls:/
A strong El Niño is expected to develop by mid-2026 too. In US corn yields since the 1960s, poor years (>10% below trend) included multiple El Niño events. (1983, 1988, 1995)
>>62183955Farming is a cost intensive business and farmers are usually millions in debt. This is a complete nothingburger, you idiot.
>>62183958Mental? Is that you?
>>62184386This is not a nothingburger, you fucking RETARD. Long WEAT 2027 calls as soon as you can, easy multi bagger within 6 months
>>62183955sugar, corn and wheat futures. duh
>>62184281those starving indian housewives will sell their wedding gold for american corn.your taco bell bean burrito is going to $15
>>62183955Are these American farmers or the rest of the world farmers?
>>62184393Ok you convinced me, saar.
>>62184426Burgers
>>62183958Freeze dryer, and vacuum sealer, make a bunch of egg powder to trade or eat come the bad times
Farmers are the biggest liars and tax cheats. They are massive whores for government subsidies and handouts and always say they haven't ever made any money.
>>62183955Are farmers really so bad with money that a 5% increase in fertilizer prices makes them unable to even do work?
>>62183955They'll probably just end up receiving a bunch of bailouts or something
>>62184475>5%Try 40.
>>62184475Theyre in debt, it depends on their business plan and asset allocation.
>>62184475>5% increase in fertilizer pricespress is reporting that prices almost doubled in my south american contry.it's not just price, btw. stock is way lower than before the iran war.
>>62184475this guy is very out of touch with reality. Farmers are fucked goy, part of project 2025. Who owns the most farm land in America? Who is trying to put all farmers out of business? What do you think comes next?
>Everyone has to suffer because Trump couldn't resist sucking Bibi off.Why did he do it bros?
>>62184623See that shit with Maduro? One tapped ez gg no re.
>>62183955>let them eat cake
>>62184281Are you stupid? why the fuck would you sell locally when you can export it for millions more?This is why dutch farmers are filthy rich and the gov has to import nearly 90% of the food.
>>62183955there are no farmers in the US, we ain't third world
>>62184448>everyone is a street shitterI dont give a fuck if you buy it or not, your $500 brokerage account isn't really going to have an effect on the price big guy
>>62184407>selling gold filled rings for carolina reapersOn the plus side all their intestinal parasites will starve to death first, so they've got that going for them, I guess.>>62184740Can't export it when the US ports are all clogged with tankers loading up on even-more-valuable american oil now that the persian gulf is a 2-way shooting range.
Millions must starve, that is my ideology
>>62183955Gee, I wonder if waging war for jewish expansion in Iran (leading to the straight closure) was a bad idea? Hmmmmmmmmm...... kindov seems gay and orchestrated to me, much like the 1970s """oil shock""". I wonder how much oil exists on the northern coast of Alaska and why drilling has been federally forbidden for so long. Ahhhh jeeeeez, I'm sure it's nothing.... The AIPAC States of America are using Cloward-Piven like it's going out of style...
>>62183955short davita
>>62183955Go 100% in on food and never sell
>>62184799>jeet projects his 500$ brokerage account onto humansDo the needful.
>>62184475They're basically serf's for the most part. There are so many tax incentives for them otherwise the cost of growing crops is not worth it. Ironic part is, the price of fertilizer was already up prior to the Iran thing, assuming what I read online is true. Idk what point is the point where it's too late to increase crop yields. Also idk if this will affect the stock market anytime soon since it seems to always try to drag its feet on dumping.
>>62183955buy non-perishable foodbuy animals and farms.
>>62183955Stack glyphosate. I'm serious. Bayer/Monsanto is done and food prices will 10X next year.
>not having a Heinz beans stack
>>62186113is it normal for them to have a really short expiration date? All other canned beans have 3-5 years, but Heinz Beanz I bought from Costco has a 1 year expiration date.
>>62186159Canned food lasts literally forever, it doesnt go bad if its stored properly and the can is intact
>>62183955You probably have to short food. Famine is bearish, not bullish.
