EMERGENCY FROGPOSTING EDITIONhttps://www.wsj.com/business/deals/gamestop-is-offering-to-buy-ebay-for-56-billion-ceo-ryan-cohen-says-fd330f5a
>>62185352Fuck Ryan Cohen. We just got out of debt
FIFTY SIX BILLION DOLLARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwait lets do some quick mathgamestop has ~9 billion cash4 billion debt9 - 4 = 556 - 5 = 51>51 billion dollars of debt to buy a company that does 2 billion in revenue per YEAR*ahem*AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAplease feel free to submit your seethes and copes below, thanks!
>>62185352We are all gonna make it
>>62185352This fake bake is now a BBBYQ thread.
>tfw some cuck is gonna have to buy me a house to get my GME shares cause he shorted too muchlife truly is comfy
>>62185352this is actually a good thing. your boy is using GME to buy eBay and make eBay pay off its own debt (aka pay for itself). this saves GME from a pointless 9B store that was flat for 5 years and going nowhere.
>>62185364gme already owns 5% of ebay.
Shares are going to get dilooted as fuck, crab at $20-$25 for 10 years is best case scenario
>+8%KEK
>>621853821 GME = 1 wagmi
>>62185382that squeeze was over 5 years ago now
>>62185387even if they were literally gifted those 5% of ebay shares for free they'd still be paying over 53 BILLION LMAOnice try fag
>>62185374We ride at dawn.
>>62185396dont worry i dont value your opinion at all lol. when people do LBOs they dont call you ever.
>math is an opinionLMAO
Why aren't we MOASSIN? Shouldn't the shorts be covering?
>>62185364You forgot about the warrant money
gme-ers should read this to know what they are in for for the LBO. sometimes they go well.... other times they dont. good luck to all.
>>62185405your opinion is that the price being paid isnt worth it. dont worry no one cares what you think about the deal lol.
guys, gme is up 9% right now. clearly this is a terrible awful thing because it makes 1 faggot on this website very upset.
He's rubbing his claws alreadyhttps://x.com/2000STOCKMASTER/status/2051083018094203044
5 YEARS FOR EBAY?!?? HAHAHA
>>62185405>>62185396>>62185364just stop looking at the chart and go for a walk. i know it's tough.
>>62185396BBBYQ will buy GME and EBAY through the fraud recovery.
How the fuck am I supposed to sleep tonight? I suspect that shorts will be slamming the price down on open.
The pump eBay holders are about to get is gonna be insane. Gme will dump tomorrow.
>>62185352WHAT HAPPENING???
>>62185476>Offer to buy ebay at premium so they can't legally tell you no>merger means they're forced to recall shares>recalling shares means shorts are forced to close>Price go up bigly, moass happens, we all become bazillionaires>price eventually go down bigly after fireworks, but settles much higher than now>Cohen dilutes the remainder of his dilutable shares at this increased price floor and pays off the loan he used to buy ebay
>>62185497Fraud payments plus the MOASS means BBBYQ shareholders can buy whatever company they want in the S&P 500.
If GME goes to 6 gorillion dollars per share I don't care if BBBYQ stays dead
I almost wonder if Ryan has some kind of secret plan to cause an event that would allow him to instantly pay off the debt from this eBay deal.
GAMESTOP WINS FUCK YOU HATERS
>>62185497my brain is too smooth to follow his 5D chess
>>62185476Tendies are in the fryer. I repeat. Tendies are in the fryer.
>>62185528This is the future I chosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
>>62185471We hit $30 when the scam markets opened. Sweet dreams
so gme goes back to $18 when ebay says no?
>>62185601>Ebay says nowhy would they get to do that?
>>62185601Let’s just say, our boy Ryan is giving them an offer they can’t refuse
>>62185617>>62185619Those execs are not gonna like the type of brutal efficiency they're about to get.
>>62185352Bullish
>>62185629¡Muy caliente!
>>62185396Dude got BTFO in every GME thread he tries to smear shit in LOLYou and your bosses are going to prison man
This is what happened the last time a weird merger occurred with a heavily shorted company
Where is Ryan getting the $26 billion in GME stock to fund the 50% equity portion of the acquisition?
>>62185692
>buying ebay at the absolute toplmfaooooooo
>>62185725make an offer they cant refuse
please buy
>>62185725They already own 5% of eBay and have been buying since February, why do you think the price is up? Look at the chart moron. It’s how I know you’re brown.
So how is everyone playing this ebay announcement, personally I bought 1 (one) single share of ebay and a 3 month call option for 120, the GME calls I had expiring oct 16 are up BIGLY but not sure if I should keep holding them or take a little profit.
>ebay rejects offer, their stock price craters>no..ryan..please come back
>>62185943Nah, they'll accept.They have a fiduciary duty to their shareholders, after all.Thank the (((Dodge Brothers))) for that.
Alright who at ebay is going to be pushed out of a highrise window to stop Ryan this time?
>The BBC neglects to mention this, but the CEO, "who publicly claims he currently receives no compensation for his role, will be paid $35 billion if he can get the company’s value to $100 billion" Not to mention glossing over the mass lay-offs that would occur if such a merger would go ahead.>Good shout, I wish I'd posted this coverage instead. I'd forgotten about that ludicrous bonus structure and I can't believe how brazenly he's trying to implode two companies for a golden hot air balloon.OH THEY BE SHAKIN ALREADY
>invest in GameStop>GameStop buys 40% of my income stream platformI love it... I FUCKING LOVE ITFucking told you "Bring anything in for trade in" was eBay.
>>62185831You bought the top dumb fuck lol
I'm here to dilute shares and sell used games, and I'm all outta games.
>>62185983>GME MUST SELL!>GME: Who must sell?
>>62185720Wait the fuck? Doesn't this mean massive dilution for current stock owners?
>>62187672ebay is currently up %5.(67) today
>>62185831>calls are upI guess you should DIAMOND HAND them through earnings because that's when Ryan is gonna drop the MOASS and launch GME to a billion per share!
>>62186030Tbh him claiming he receives no compensation is a bit rediculous at this point given the gigantic options package.
>>62185352>The details are listed on the websiteDilution baggies
kek i can't believe im going to get fucked dry by a jew, but it was to be expected and i didn't going all in like a retard
>>62185352AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62188063>Own 1/3 of the shares compared to before>Price goes up 5-7xThis is his evil plan to make retarded apes retaredly rich but also have no control over what the company does. "Only up" is dead, "never down" wo umareta.
FIRE SALE GRAB EM WHILE THEY ARE HOT
GME just got added today to hyperliquid lmfao. Might join this cuck thread.
oof baggie bros....
Burry is out
>>62189285Good, he's a 1 time lucky retard and a dozen time loser >i saw cuckmaster jay was back posting agianTime for the OC's to come back out
>GME buying EBAY
>>62189285It would be so fucking funny if he missed the squeeze a second time like a complete weak handed retard
>we are the sultans>...we are the sultans of sneed
>>62189285kitty is probably next.
>>62189285Uh oh... Stinky!
>>62189412just had the feeling that kitty went below 50 % chance to still hold todayhope they all fuck off, ill gladly make it by myself [and enough others to own the float but thats implied]
gamecock
>Ryan Cohen buys all stocks
>>62188063technically yes, though unless I'm missing something any type of merger should force a share recall and thus by proxy force shorts to close, triggering moass before the dilution occurs.
>>62189285>fomos above $25>calls it a perfect fit>immediately paperhandswow this guy actually is retarded
kek would be funny if GME moons again right after he sold
>>62189621It will
>>62189621We all know about the reverse Cramer. Now it's time for the reverse Burry.
>>62189631>the big long
Yikeshttps://x.com/i/status/2051303211668021478
Uh, guys?
>>62189654yeah we know, this is old news
>>62189661I only own 3 shares of gme
So, how about that interview?
Chad Newton has spoken. Christ is King.
>>62189265This seems more like a hit piece than general confusion. Are they trying to stop me from buying in?
>>62189718Always
>>62189412Then ryan resigns
>>62189716what a compelling argument from the guy that has never been rightreminds me of somebody else i know who is very upset at the prospect of bathbarons...wonder what he's up to todayKEK
>>62189716He deleted it
hahaha 5 YEARS HAHAHA 5 YEARS
I can’t believe towelniggers were right. If only I had listened to the guys telling me the sky was blue and not the d word niggers telling me it was red.
SUNK COST FALLACY GENERAL
Chukumba is smiling.
kek baggies
>>62190078>I can’t believe towelniggers were right About what? Their shares are canceled. Their investment is worthless. They bought at $5
>>621900705 and half
>>62185352bros trump and iran literally broke their ceasefire just so GME wouldnt moon. how fucking deep does this go???
>>62190154>the billionaire sultan who is funding gamestop's future M&A deals with ryan is just trolling the holders of a stock that was cancelled three years ago today for no particular reason???
Ngl i felt bad for ryan after the interview. They were talking him likes hes a special needs retard who couldnt understand simple questions
>>62190258He certainly spoke like a special needs retard who couldn't answer simple questions. You know, like basic math.
>>62190243All that coping isn't gonna get your money back
>Burry says if Ryan does the thing he's out>Ryan links WSJ eBay on the day of the tendie offer cutoff>Burry is fine with this>Sultan of Sneed says Gameshire Bathaway>Burry says he's out>3 years to the day that it went OTC>Ryan did the thing
if 50% of the 55.5 billion dollar purchase price for ebay is made up of gamestop common stock (like gamestop's website says) then that would mean 1.2 billion shares issued (assuming gamestop holds at its current price of $23)there are 400 million shares now which means current shareholder value would drop by around 75%
>>62190352There is a hard cap of 1 billion shares total authorised as per the corporate charter. Only around 600 million new shares can be issued. If 600 million shares have to equal 27.75 billion, GME would have to trade at 46.25
>>62185628hmm seems like I'm about to get jewed out of the only decent job i ever had, well it was fun while it lasted lol
>>62190399which means the deal is impossible
>>62190410did you read the website?
>>62190410
>>62190451indeed i didit explicitly states 50% of the deal will be gamestop common stock>>62190455kek fag
>>62185418This isn't some hedgie LBO, Ryan spelled out clearly why the combined company is good for both core businesses. Wall Street is pretending to be retarded about this because they're STILL FUCKING SHORT.
>>62190457I think you need to read the website again. 50% of the deal will be issued in GameStop stock.
>>62190474correct
>they plan to get 20 billion dollars financing from investors>using liquid assets on it's balance sheetsKEKAROOE-bay should hire their hitmen on these jews if the gov actually forces them to sell because big businesses can't reject being taken over according to some laws.
I should have bought $ebay so chobani can diloot to buy my shares...
Why does this stock always go down so much after a small pump?
kinda wish ryan would take a poison pill instead of ebay but either way i'm kek'in
6 fucking years. $10 billion in the war chest. And then king retard finally says something and goes, "Hey let's le buy muh ebay!" What a goddamn moron.
short squeeze when
GME Apes, how do we feel about the stock price going down again?
>>62190636Nothing we can do. Just keep coping and wishing for MOASS
GME Apes, how do we feel about the Organic™ GME posting at this time of night
>>62190664I'm dying inside
People are starting to get what's coming. It's gonna be so fucking huge.>The key was gamma squeeze
>>62190603nah bro its something innovative and groundbreaking that's never been seen in the market located entirely in ryan's kitchen. You may not see it
>buy 5% of ebay>anounce you are buying the company>ebay stock pumps>sell ebay stocks for profit>memes>ebay stock collapses>buy ebay
The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts. https://youtu.be/Xkg7dp1QY9k
dead gen
So is it gonna happen? Will gamestop buy ebay?
Why the fuck did ryan cohen do that interview with cnbc lol?
>>62190805seriously>ryan if you acquire a larger company via dilution you'll get paid while shareholders don't see these gains... do you think that this is fair?>uhhhh if i don't hit the thresholds then i don't get anythingthanks ryan, very cool
>>62190805Probably the funniest interview I've ever seenIf you haven't seen it here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmj2PaxX24E
>>62190807You as in any anon reading, not the one in replying to sorry I'm drunk
>>62190807almost as good as: https://youtube.com/shorts/HGaN2biNNy0funnily enough cohen got btfo in the same way by the same person
>>62190814The smug retard chuckle after his answer really sells it
>>62190819the market needs to crash with no survivors like yesterday so that all these gigaretard ceos fuck off forever
>>62190793Price has to go up bigly or everyone gets shitted on by gigadilution. RC is essentially calling his shot with the deal and saying that will happen.
Notice how paid stock bashers are sometimes allowed to speculate and other times they only interpret information literally and superficially, almost as if their position is dependent upon ignoring basic reality. Cohen was successful in purchasing bbbyq and the cusip-6 of bbbyq matching that of the bbby warrants proves that M&A activity between bbby/bbbyq began at least as early as October. In a rigid way shills cannot comprehend (rather are not allowed to comprehend) that maybe the fucking GameStop price is going to absolutely skyrocket before an eBay acquisition? So they lock in their assumptions that ALL THE MATH MUST be done at the current GameStop share price and no other reasoning can be performed. Kek dougshit you lost.
>>62190843ok bro just let me know when it happensi lose more faith in ryan every time he goes and acts like a fagmaybe he should just fucking do the thing already instead of yapping
Ryan knows theres a lot of money to be made from filthy scalpers
