EMERGENCY FROGPOSTING EDITIONhttps://www.wsj.com/business/deals/gamestop-is-offering-to-buy-ebay-for-56-billion-ceo-ryan-cohen-says-fd330f5a
>>62185352Fuck Ryan Cohen. We just got out of debt
FIFTY SIX BILLION DOLLARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwait lets do some quick mathgamestop has ~9 billion cash4 billion debt9 - 4 = 556 - 5 = 51>51 billion dollars of debt to buy a company that does 2 billion in revenue per YEAR*ahem*AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAplease feel free to submit your seethes and copes below, thanks!
>>62185352We are all gonna make it
>>62185352This fake bake is now a BBBYQ thread.
>tfw some cuck is gonna have to buy me a house to get my GME shares cause he shorted too muchlife truly is comfy
>>62185352this is actually a good thing. your boy is using GME to buy eBay and make eBay pay off its own debt (aka pay for itself). this saves GME from a pointless 9B store that was flat for 5 years and going nowhere.
>>62185364gme already owns 5% of ebay.
Shares are going to get dilooted as fuck, crab at $20-$25 for 10 years is best case scenario
>+8%KEK
>>621853821 GME = 1 wagmi
>>62185382that squeeze was over 5 years ago now
>>62185387even if they were literally gifted those 5% of ebay shares for free they'd still be paying over 53 BILLION LMAOnice try fag
>>62185374We ride at dawn.
>>62185396dont worry i dont value your opinion at all lol. when people do LBOs they dont call you ever.
>math is an opinionLMAO
Why aren't we MOASSIN? Shouldn't the shorts be covering?
>>62185364You forgot about the warrant money
gme-ers should read this to know what they are in for for the LBO. sometimes they go well.... other times they dont. good luck to all.
>>62185405your opinion is that the price being paid isnt worth it. dont worry no one cares what you think about the deal lol.
guys, gme is up 9% right now. clearly this is a terrible awful thing because it makes 1 faggot on this website very upset.
He's rubbing his claws alreadyhttps://x.com/2000STOCKMASTER/status/2051083018094203044
5 YEARS FOR EBAY?!?? HAHAHA
>>62185405>>62185396>>62185364just stop looking at the chart and go for a walk. i know it's tough.
>>62185396BBBYQ will buy GME and EBAY through the fraud recovery.
How the fuck am I supposed to sleep tonight? I suspect that shorts will be slamming the price down on open.
The pump eBay holders are about to get is gonna be insane. Gme will dump tomorrow.
>>62185352WHAT HAPPENING???
>>62185476>Offer to buy ebay at premium so they can't legally tell you no>merger means they're forced to recall shares>recalling shares means shorts are forced to close>Price go up bigly, moass happens, we all become bazillionaires>price eventually go down bigly after fireworks, but settles much higher than now>Cohen dilutes the remainder of his dilutable shares at this increased price floor and pays off the loan he used to buy ebay
>>62185497Fraud payments plus the MOASS means BBBYQ shareholders can buy whatever company they want in the S&P 500.
If GME goes to 6 gorillion dollars per share I don't care if BBBYQ stays dead
I almost wonder if Ryan has some kind of secret plan to cause an event that would allow him to instantly pay off the debt from this eBay deal.
GAMESTOP WINS FUCK YOU HATERS
>>62185497my brain is too smooth to follow his 5D chess
>>62185476Tendies are in the fryer. I repeat. Tendies are in the fryer.
>>62185528This is the future I chosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY
>>62185471We hit $30 when the scam markets opened. Sweet dreams
so gme goes back to $18 when ebay says no?
>>62185601>Ebay says nowhy would they get to do that?
>>62185601Let’s just say, our boy Ryan is giving them an offer they can’t refuse
>>62185617>>62185619Those execs are not gonna like the type of brutal efficiency they're about to get.
>>62185352Bullish
>>62185629¡Muy caliente!
>>62185396Dude got BTFO in every GME thread he tries to smear shit in LOLYou and your bosses are going to prison man
This is what happened the last time a weird merger occurred with a heavily shorted company
Where is Ryan getting the $26 billion in GME stock to fund the 50% equity portion of the acquisition?
>>62185692
>buying ebay at the absolute toplmfaooooooo
>>62185725make an offer they cant refuse
please buy
>>62185725They already own 5% of eBay and have been buying since February, why do you think the price is up? Look at the chart moron. It’s how I know you’re brown.
So how is everyone playing this ebay announcement, personally I bought 1 (one) single share of ebay and a 3 month call option for 120, the GME calls I had expiring oct 16 are up BIGLY but not sure if I should keep holding them or take a little profit.
>ebay rejects offer, their stock price craters>no..ryan..please come back
>>62185943Nah, they'll accept.They have a fiduciary duty to their shareholders, after all.Thank the (((Dodge Brothers))) for that.
Alright who at ebay is going to be pushed out of a highrise window to stop Ryan this time?
>The BBC neglects to mention this, but the CEO, "who publicly claims he currently receives no compensation for his role, will be paid $35 billion if he can get the company’s value to $100 billion" Not to mention glossing over the mass lay-offs that would occur if such a merger would go ahead.>Good shout, I wish I'd posted this coverage instead. I'd forgotten about that ludicrous bonus structure and I can't believe how brazenly he's trying to implode two companies for a golden hot air balloon.OH THEY BE SHAKIN ALREADY
>invest in GameStop>GameStop buys 40% of my income stream platformI love it... I FUCKING LOVE ITFucking told you "Bring anything in for trade in" was eBay.
>>62185831You bought the top dumb fuck lol
I'm here to dilute shares and sell used games, and I'm all outta games.
>>62185983>GME MUST SELL!>GME: Who must sell?
>>62185720Wait the fuck? Doesn't this mean massive dilution for current stock owners?
>>62187672ebay is currently up %5.(67) today
>>62185831>calls are upI guess you should DIAMOND HAND them through earnings because that's when Ryan is gonna drop the MOASS and launch GME to a billion per share!
>>62186030Tbh him claiming he receives no compensation is a bit rediculous at this point given the gigantic options package.
>>62185352>The details are listed on the websiteDilution baggies
kek i can't believe im going to get fucked dry by a jew, but it was to be expected and i didn't going all in like a retard
>>62185352AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62188063>Own 1/3 of the shares compared to before>Price goes up 5-7xThis is his evil plan to make retarded apes retaredly rich but also have no control over what the company does. "Only up" is dead, "never down" wo umareta.
FIRE SALE GRAB EM WHILE THEY ARE HOT
GME just got added today to hyperliquid lmfao. Might join this cuck thread.
oof baggie bros....
Burry is out
>>62189285Good, he's a 1 time lucky retard and a dozen time loser >i saw cuckmaster jay was back posting agianTime for the OC's to come back out
>GME buying EBAY
>>62189285It would be so fucking funny if he missed the squeeze a second time like a complete weak handed retard
>we are the sultans>...we are the sultans of sneed
>>62189285kitty is probably next.
>>62189285Uh oh... Stinky!
>>62189412just had the feeling that kitty went below 50 % chance to still hold todayhope they all fuck off, ill gladly make it by myself [and enough others to own the float but thats implied]
gamecock
>Ryan Cohen buys all stocks
>>62188063technically yes, though unless I'm missing something any type of merger should force a share recall and thus by proxy force shorts to close, triggering moass before the dilution occurs.
>>62189285>fomos above $25>calls it a perfect fit>immediately paperhandswow this guy actually is retarded
kek would be funny if GME moons again right after he sold
>>62189621It will
>>62189621We all know about the reverse Cramer. Now it's time for the reverse Burry.
>>62189631>the big long
Yikeshttps://x.com/i/status/2051303211668021478
Uh, guys?
>>62189654yeah we know, this is old news
>>62189661I only own 3 shares of gme
So, how about that interview?
Chad Newton has spoken. Christ is King.
>>62189265This seems more like a hit piece than general confusion. Are they trying to stop me from buying in?
>>62189718Always
>>62189412Then ryan resigns
>>62189716what a compelling argument from the guy that has never been rightreminds me of somebody else i know who is very upset at the prospect of bathbarons...wonder what he's up to todayKEK
>>62189716He deleted it
hahaha 5 YEARS HAHAHA 5 YEARS
I can’t believe towelniggers were right. If only I had listened to the guys telling me the sky was blue and not the d word niggers telling me it was red.
SUNK COST FALLACY GENERAL
Chukumba is smiling.
kek baggies
>>62190078>I can’t believe towelniggers were right About what? Their shares are canceled. Their investment is worthless. They bought at $5
>>621900705 and half
>>62185352bros trump and iran literally broke their ceasefire just so GME wouldnt moon. how fucking deep does this go???
>>62190154>the billionaire sultan who is funding gamestop's future M&A deals with ryan is just trolling the holders of a stock that was cancelled three years ago today for no particular reason???
Ngl i felt bad for ryan after the interview. They were talking him likes hes a special needs retard who couldnt understand simple questions
>>62190258He certainly spoke like a special needs retard who couldn't answer simple questions. You know, like basic math.
>>62190243All that coping isn't gonna get your money back
>Burry says if Ryan does the thing he's out>Ryan links WSJ eBay on the day of the tendie offer cutoff>Burry is fine with this>Sultan of Sneed says Gameshire Bathaway>Burry says he's out>3 years to the day that it went OTC>Ryan did the thing
if 50% of the 55.5 billion dollar purchase price for ebay is made up of gamestop common stock (like gamestop's website says) then that would mean 1.2 billion shares issued (assuming gamestop holds at its current price of $23)there are 400 million shares now which means current shareholder value would drop by around 75%
>>62190352There is a hard cap of 1 billion shares total authorised as per the corporate charter. Only around 600 million new shares can be issued. If 600 million shares have to equal 27.75 billion, GME would have to trade at 46.25
>>62185628hmm seems like I'm about to get jewed out of the only decent job i ever had, well it was fun while it lasted lol
>>62190399which means the deal is impossible
>>62190410did you read the website?
>>62190410
>>62190451indeed i didit explicitly states 50% of the deal will be gamestop common stock>>62190455kek fag
>>62185418This isn't some hedgie LBO, Ryan spelled out clearly why the combined company is good for both core businesses. Wall Street is pretending to be retarded about this because they're STILL FUCKING SHORT.
>>62190457I think you need to read the website again. 50% of the deal will be issued in GameStop stock.
>>62190474correct
>they plan to get 20 billion dollars financing from investors>using liquid assets on it's balance sheetsKEKAROOE-bay should hire their hitmen on these jews if the gov actually forces them to sell because big businesses can't reject being taken over according to some laws.
I should have bought $ebay so chobani can diloot to buy my shares...
Why does this stock always go down so much after a small pump?
kinda wish ryan would take a poison pill instead of ebay but either way i'm kek'in
6 fucking years. $10 billion in the war chest. And then king retard finally says something and goes, "Hey let's le buy muh ebay!" What a goddamn moron.
short squeeze when
GME Apes, how do we feel about the stock price going down again?
>>62190636Nothing we can do. Just keep coping and wishing for MOASS
GME Apes, how do we feel about the Organic™ GME posting at this time of night
>>62190664I'm dying inside
People are starting to get what's coming. It's gonna be so fucking huge.>The key was gamma squeeze
>>62190603nah bro its something innovative and groundbreaking that's never been seen in the market located entirely in ryan's kitchen. You may not see it
>buy 5% of ebay>anounce you are buying the company>ebay stock pumps>sell ebay stocks for profit>memes>ebay stock collapses>buy ebay
The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts. https://youtu.be/Xkg7dp1QY9k
dead gen
So is it gonna happen? Will gamestop buy ebay?
Why the fuck did ryan cohen do that interview with cnbc lol?
>>62190805seriously>ryan if you acquire a larger company via dilution you'll get paid while shareholders don't see these gains... do you think that this is fair?>uhhhh if i don't hit the thresholds then i don't get anythingthanks ryan, very cool
>>62190805Probably the funniest interview I've ever seenIf you haven't seen it here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmj2PaxX24E
>>62190807You as in any anon reading, not the one in replying to sorry I'm drunk
>>62190807almost as good as: https://youtube.com/shorts/HGaN2biNNy0funnily enough cohen got btfo in the same way by the same person
>>62190814The smug retard chuckle after his answer really sells it
>>62190819the market needs to crash with no survivors like yesterday so that all these gigaretard ceos fuck off forever
>>62190793Price has to go up bigly or everyone gets shitted on by gigadilution. RC is essentially calling his shot with the deal and saying that will happen.
Notice how paid stock bashers are sometimes allowed to speculate and other times they only interpret information literally and superficially, almost as if their position is dependent upon ignoring basic reality. Cohen was successful in purchasing bbbyq and the cusip-6 of bbbyq matching that of the bbby warrants proves that M&A activity between bbby/bbbyq began at least as early as October. In a rigid way shills cannot comprehend (rather are not allowed to comprehend) that maybe the fucking GameStop price is going to absolutely skyrocket before an eBay acquisition? So they lock in their assumptions that ALL THE MATH MUST be done at the current GameStop share price and no other reasoning can be performed. Kek dougshit you lost.
>>62190843ok bro just let me know when it happensi lose more faith in ryan every time he goes and acts like a fagmaybe he should just fucking do the thing already instead of yapping
Ryan knows theres a lot of money to be made from filthy scalpers
>62190457>62190410>62190849You know you are retarded and private equity was already arranged to puchase Ebay, there are literally millions of firms that facilitate these things? You think Musk bought twitter single handedly? No? Then you know whats happened.You can't be this bad at your job
>>62190843>calls out stock basher>they respond everytimeThey really are this bad at their job
Did eBay say yes yet?
>>62191323Oh sugar plum do you think consent matters?
>>62189703That's fucking hilarious. He can't SAY "the stock price will go up" but that's clearly his intention.
hAlF cAsH haLf StOcK
Thanks Rain Cone, if there is by any chance a possibility to drop my bags, you just come and spit on me. I think I kinda like that
They're trying to shut off the buy button again.
Ryan Cohen hates all of you. He wants you to die. He's already fucked bbby baggies and condemned them to poverty. Now he's going to fuck gme baggies. You will own nothing, you will die poor and you will enjoy the taste of semen.
>>62192122Lol, it's frightened.
Hmm. D word nigger mockingly using a towelnigger meme to fud both gme and bbby. Awkward.
I just heard about the Ebay thing and I want to say that I am happy for you GME folks who have been invested in this company for so long and that you are finally going to get something out of it, good luck and hope it works out!
>>62192244You don't even know the definition of disingenuous. What a fucking retard. Your time will come. You'll wallow in poverty and suck cocks for sustenance. Stupid nigger.
now this is comfypostingKEK
>>62192334Why are you seething?
Yikes.
My comfy levels are increasing. Their salt levels are rising.
>>6219079350% cash 50% stock. its that easy B)
>>62192512at current prices gamestop would need to issue 1.2 billion shares to cover 50% of the dealthat would devalue current shareholders by about 75%:^)
>>62192550Why would rc do that before his compensation has been approved?
>>62192672who said this would be before the compensation is approved
basically I have 3000 shares and fully trust Ryan cohen
GME is down againCheck the website
They are going to say yes.
https://247.foxbusiness.com/hls/live/2003756-b/FBNHLSv3/backup_1392.m3u8
When is he coming on?
>>62193009>gets shut down by anti monopoly law or national security netlines
He's on now
>in simplistic terms the structure of the deal is very simple Top men.... Thanks Ryan.
WRINKLE APES TRANSLATE WHAT HE IS SAYING
HE SAID THE D WORD
I was watching it on yt but this faggot streamer stopped. Where can I watch?
Lordoflolz just posted payne interview
https://youtu.be/UBzE7tuhq5w?si=eNgA1zHaBmyLupeK
It's a totally different interview than cnbc. Wow
>>62190466So if Gamestop buys Ebay will shorts be forced to close?
>>62193577no
>>62193647What will it take to force them to close?
>>62193647Why?
>>62193844Shares recall>>62193859Why would anybody be forced to close short position on that deal? Rain Cone literally states he will dilute to the oblivion actually
>>62193885Because hedgies will need to pay the lender of the stock the cash portion of the deal (around $62.50).And kenny and the gang seem to be running out of time.
>YQChads vindicated
So is it true that BBBYQ is going to be the equity used to pay for Ebay & GME?
>>62193958>10s of billions more dollars silently transferred to ebay shareholders than is disclosed publicly and no one can talk about. lol
Confound it! Have the CUSIP Conundrum Collaborators been Confirmed?
>>62192328thank you random kind anon. Hope your investments work out too.
>>62193061>okay microsoft blizzard
>>62190466ebay is one of the worst selling website i have ever seen and i say that as someone who used it last time 20 year ago (and one time last year and it's the same exact site lol).Im waiting for some financial expert to explain why ebay price is going up and why isn't ryan paying 1 millions to make his own site (btw pretty sure gamestop already have one).>good for both core businessesEbay is eating gamestop business allowing reseler to find buyer
Cool I'm going to be rich alright
GME elitists actually thought this was about one stock lol. Yeah let's beat Amazon with one stock. Moass is just going to end up being a fat cash payout to bbbyq while they backstop the eBay deal with their big cocks. And THEN GME elitists will get their true price discovery, on tzero. So kiss the ring
>>62195195I un-humbly accept every single doubters concession
>>62196039Do you hold all 7?
I too shall be accepting everyone's Cusip Concession
>>62196521But do you hold the 7 stocks?
>>62196697What have we been doing this whole time other than decoding this groovy mystery? I, for one, hold 6 of the 7 stocks.
>>62196706NGMI you obviously do not trust in Ryan Cohen
>>62196839I've already made it.
>>62196844Can you show us this made it?>noInteresting
>>62196855You're just mad that the internet autists saw through all the fud and are squatting on a position you need to close. Investing is easy once you remove some of the unknown variables. A heavily short-sold company with $9BN in cash with a positive net income is exactly one of those investments you can count on. If GME does anything close to what VW did in 2008 I'll be a millionaire. If silver continues its bullrun I'll be a millioniare. My options continue to fund my dividend portfolio and I am rapidly improving my financial situation. I receive another week of vacation at my wfh job this year and I'll be getting a raise this month too. Jealous?
>>62196925You finally dropping the $BBBYQ shit? Why now?
>>62196934Do you have to type the ticker out like that?
>>62196974Yes, does it offend you BBBYies to remember you have the Q?
>>62196934Why would I drop the BBBYQ talking points when the CUSIP is still alive and well? Haven't you heard that the BBBYQ CUSIP is being used on securities issued by BBBY?It's basically proven that we won and MOASS is probably going to be starting this summer or fall.
>>62197027You have been saying that every quater. Why hasn't Marcus Lemonitis delivered for you?
>>62197047Why do you always seethe at me being patient and waiting for CH11 bankruptcy to resolve? You seem quite perturbed at RC's involvement and the entire plot of systemic-naked-short-selling seems to be lost on you. This is why the analysts all call you guys silly shillies. The entire premise of you being in here trying to disguise yourselves as Maxipads completely crumbles under even the most lazy scrutiny.
>>62197123Stay mad
>>62197248You're the one who seethe posts nonstop while I'm sitting here trying to comfy post with all my frens.
>>62197270He’s doing in two active threads at the same time at that. Kek. The absolute state of d word niggerdom.
>>62197270You will never be comfy you fuck. MOASS is invetiable. >>62197306Sorry you sold all your stock for magic beans 4chan Keith : < I was able to pick up a 57" curve so I can have multiple threads on my command station
>>62197306kek the fact he's been in these threads daily, for years tells you everything
>>62197417Not disagreeing with my facts though
>>62197344>the only way you bought thousands of shares of a towel store when it was trading for literal pennies is by selling your gme shares This cope could power a continent. Why would anyone who holds gme need such a cope in the first place?
why would he tweet this?
>>62197539Why would Ryan Cohen say "GAMESTOP" is purchasing eBay, and not GameStop & Teddy are purchasing eBay?Interesting
>>62197566Why did Burry sell? Legit just asking a fellow holder their thoughts about this.
>>62197514What a bizarre retard he has always been lolImagine not having funds to buy them kekI have a $1.85 average on about 1500 kekI'm going to be eating good with my 740 shares and 74 warrants
>>62197588I believe he sold in the context that he is managing a fund. Make no mistake about it, the oil crisis is a very bleak situation which will undoubtedly have some deflationary tremors. I personally believe that GME is the VW of 2008. Being a wagie I also am more than happy to bet it all on this trade to escape the cage. Burry likely has plenty of other concerns impacting his decision. The whole point of a market is that bulls and bears, longs and shorts all have their reasons for what they do. Price is attempting to clear as many buys and sell orders as possible. He may even be anticipating broader macro trends severely hurting retail which is why he wants to step away. I wouldn't be surprised to see him buy back in on a dip, however. He could be a savvy trader and be anticipating a smackdown on the price to prevent the GME transaction. Either way, his opinion on the matter has no bearing on the outcome of this play. Nor should GME be considered necessarily risk free given the international and monetary world we find ourselves in. (I think the short thesis is real, but a substantial M&A where we take on debt could very well be some wiggle room for shorts to continue their nefarious counterfeiting to kick the can)
>>62197627>but a substantial M&A where we take on debt could very well be some wiggle room for shorts to continue their nefarious counterfeiting to kick the can)No, they literally can't on an IPO of the new entity.It's ogre for them
>>62197627I kind of wanted to see angry “holders”answer.
>>62197639>In simplistic terms, uhm, the structure of the deal is very simple. So it's $125 a share. 50% is paid out in cash which is $28 billion dollars and the other 50% is equity that's being rolled into eBay and GameStop>the other 50% is equity that's being rolled into eBay and GameStop>equity that's being rolled into eBay and GameStop>rolled into eBay and GameStop>eBay and GameStop>and GameStopWhat did the Sultan of Sneed mean by this? >>62194424>>62194481 (You)>>62194504 (You)
>>62197681He means the private funding has been securedIt's ogre, not shorties getting shares, only block trades and Carl Ichan gets out unscathed. The rest, oh dear
>>62197681Gamestop simply own already the entity of DK-butterfly already.The ebay merger is already a done deal, they wouldn't be so public about the 5% ownership, they would have remained under the 5% - like Cohen was with BBBY on 10% until they fiddled the buyback to trigger him.Repeat after meIt isOgreForHedgies
>>62197702https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U
>>62197702When do we wagmi?
>>62197812Two more weeks
>>62197812Between now and October, it wont be a series of events it'll be one event drawn out because how Chewy launched.Think the same
This guy was one of the worst grifters of all of this, "Buy my discord I'll teach you how to trade!" shitMy god I hate these scum bags so much
>>62197927These seminar grifters are all fucking losers. They all paid for a seminar and what they learned was to host paid seminars so they can tell you to budget, invest in real estate and put on even more seminars. This economy is so fucking retarded, everyone needs to just be buying silver and hunkering down because this level of absurdity only exists because of boundless credit assets sloshing around because there are actual real jobs left to prop the system up. This turd is fucking STEAMING.
>I am forgotten
>>62198149amazing how the assets simply disappeared after the 2nd series of books...
>>62198159platinum sparkles (as of several weeks ago) still wiggles and squirms at anything BBBYQ and actively fights it to this day.
>>62198293Of course a FINRA employee and Doug Cifus / Genslers contact in the community would doWho's a silly shilly...I still don't get why she had the image of her with an ace of spades (US air force base calling card) not Eglin but another, superimposed on her neck.She 100% was an asset and was signalling something doing that. Shame I didn't save the pic at the time, but 100% was a wild time. Doing a google search now for any of this yields nothing, they did a good job purging it.
>>62198293It's funny how you learn about politics that a lot of right-wing pundits are literal whores that get put on the casting-couch for a job to gayop political discourse. And lo-and-behold a pink haired thot shows up to lead the Reddit Meme-Team forum. Pink hair? Female? It looks almost like she was hand-selected to look like a financial Belle Delphine to keep those naughty apes from sniffing out BBBYQ. She's a retard when speaking live but writes some impressive DD it seems, and that sort of aligns with her being the talking head of a short hedgie. I actually do think she envies Jake2SNEED and when he's schooling her on BBBYQ dockets she's squirming in the wet spot forming in her panties. She's a paid shill, but she knows where her heart lies. Like any woman, she follows the strong horse.
>>62198380>It's funny how you learn about politics that a lot of right-wing pundits are literal whoreslmao u wot m8?Did you not just live the last 15+ years of left wing gaslighting by the media?
>>62198398I was a libertarian until Mr Magooing into the JQ during Trump 2016.
>>62198489I no longer care about labels for politcal thoughts.Either you eat children and are a supporter of those who do, or you are normal and want the demons flayed alive for their crimes.Everything else is downstream of that
sh..shillies?
>>62198926it's so quiet, you'd think there was something else going on, but no....Where is the usual spammer? Where are the shills and totally organic posters who only popped up when the ebay news broke? Hmmmmm?
>>62198967>BBBY announcementI was never here
>62197970>everyone needs to just be buying silver and hunkering downNo, I'll just buy more GME instead.
>>62185352(((Cohen))) you say? The jewish word for priest? WEW lawd.
>>62199100Albert Pike was a Freemason who said when the masses need a savior, we'll provide them one. So even if RC is legit or not, doesn't really matter. If the financial system needs to forefully inject purchasing power into the masses by cracking open a short-hedge-fund like an egg to cook up an omelette then I am going to show up to the table ready to eat. If I am getting gayopped once again like every goy in history then I own silver. If nothing happens then my 401k & covered-call revenue being funneled into dividend ETFs will help keep a floor under my feet while we traverse the tumultuous economy landscapes ahead. Ready a book on game-theory, everyone. The American capital-markets are a looting operation and EVERYONE is allowed to participate. Once you know that the real game is turning credit into capital assets you'll find yourselves on the winning side of the trade every time.
>>62198380>literal whores that get put on the casting-couch for a job to gayop political discourseWomen make the best spies because most men will cave in. The best way to control political discourse is to use women. (((Purim))) is the celebration of a king falling for a (((woman))) and allowing (((people))) to slaughter 75k of his brethren.
>>62199830Based and JQ pilled, King.
>>62200000wasted digitskys poltard
>>62199830Based and checked.
>>62200007
>>62200000Checked>>62200007>
>>62200109>109>pic relTop kek>>62200000Checked
hodl the line fellow apes, 5 more years!ken griffin mayo, ape squad! can't stop wont stop bagstop
>>62198398Before the democrats started gaslighting, the right was gaslighting that the democrats were gaslighting. Instead of sticking to their guns that reality was on their side, democrats started fulfilling the prophecy. This is in part because the leadership, particularly Biden, are crypto-conservatives, ever-so-slightly reined in by not wanting to go to hell. Dude will gladly break a strike, though.
>>62201259>Before the democrats started gaslighting, the right was gaslighting that the democrats were gaslightingIt's jews al the way down buddy
The shills have been gone for over 24 hours. I am getting worried now. If I had to guess, I assume they are being debrief on their new talking points for the Cusip Conundrum.
Sh...shillies?!
>>62201363no but seriously, have the IP banned India or something? What's gone on?
>>62185525It is not. The other anon is just bullshitting you. A company can 100% reject an acquisition offer if the acquirer has no money to pay for it. A merger does NOT force you to recall shares. There will be no short position closing because of this, even if the deal happens, which it won't.But I know you want to believe it, so feel free to feel hopeful.
>>62201523Get in the hole, hedgenigger
>>62201523DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUNKED NIGGA>The Shill Line's False Premise"No money to pay for it" assumes RC is personally funding the acquisition out of pocket — which is never how acquisitions of this scale work. Nobody expects a single individual to have billions in liquid cash sitting ready. That's not how any major acquisition happens.The shill line is designed to sound financially literate while actually being financially illiterate, or deliberately misleading.You dumb fucker What Sultan Almaeed's Statement Actually MeansGlobal sovereign wealth funds and large institutional funds are specifically structured to:Hold massive pools of capital in reserve for deployment into distressed asset acquisitionsMove quickly on bankruptcy estate purchases where conventional bidders can't act fast enoughTake equity positions in restructured entities pre-IPO in exchange for acquisition financingParticipate in PIPE deals (Private Investment in Public Equity) that fund the gap between what RC has and what the acquisition costsSultan Almaeed being connected to that world means the funding architecture was already in conversation before any public offer was made. That's standard — you don't make an acquisition approach without having financing commitments lined up or at least term-sheeted. Doing otherwise would be professionally embarrassing and legally problematic.
Knock Knock
At last... the endgame....
>>62202239It only took two weeks if you can believe that.
>>62202247July is when it moves
>>62202298God I hope so. I want to give my calls time to expire out of the money. I'm not sure why I only nibbled on covered calls for years and only decide to stick my hand in the blender on the very week we announce we're going to slurpy wurby SNEEDbay.
I'm actually a little disturbed at how dead it is in here.
Checking after the eBay stuff in the news. How's that NFT store doing for you guys?
>GameStop's letter from TD Bank stipulates combination has to be investment gradeis cohen fucking stupid?
>>62202312RC controls GameStop. RC's board sets warrant terms. If RC issued warrants with an October 2026 expiry, he set that date deliberately. You don't set an expiry date that predates your own execution timeline — that would be destroying value for holders you need on your side. Therefore October 2026 was always the target window from the moment the warrants were issued.Work backwards from there and everything else fits as deliberate sequencing rather than delay:>Trademarks filed August 2022 — brand secured while BBBY still operating, four years before execution>BBBY bankruptcy January 2023 — assets enter a legal process that takes 2-3 years minimum to resolve properly. That was known in 2022.>DK-Butterfly acquisition structured quietly during proceedings — takes time to paper correctly>Creditor resolution, JPM payoff, board settlement — each takes 12-18 months minimum through legal process>RC lawsuit — runs concurrently as unavoidable friction>tZERO regulatory approval — multi-year process by natureIf you map those realistic timelines from a 2022 starting point, you land at 2026 naturally. It was always going to take this long.>62202543Good thanks, back bone of the tokenized system>62202581kek you've been sitting at your desk all day to post this? Weak shit
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What the fuck was even the point of the 28 dollar OOOOOO if we were just going back down to the 23-25 crab?
>>62202792the ooo lasted all of how long it took to read the offer and credit letter and realize it makes no fucking sense
>>62202792So we can sell super aggressive covered calls so we can slurpy wurpy more shares of GME.
>>62197970Why do you like buying silver over gold?>>62202814I woke up late Monday and wasnt able to sell covered calls since the stock just went back down, all the IV was gone.
>>62202872The Gold:Silver ratio is historically 15:1 and is currently being mined 8:1. It is currently around 60:1 and at one point was even 100:1 last year. The fundamentals will basically squeeze this number back down. So if you are bullish on gold, you can buy silver and then trade silver for gold when the GSR implodes. I think a credible case can be made that the GSR can easily return to 15:1 and may very well invert and become more valuable than gold simply due to the scarcity and importance of the metal in manufacturing. Industry will be forced to price retail investors out of the market and entire product lines and businesses will entirely disappear because there is not enough silver in the world. The entire globe produces 800M ounces of silver per year, and on a per-capita basis that is a coin the size of a penny. So a single purchase of 1 ounce of silver for $80 is a DECADE worth of your silver allotment. If the $46TN bond market were to flee credit assets and seek the safety of real-world commodity markets (silver is a money-metal), then there is not a chance in hell it can satisfy even a fraction of a percentage of the demand that looms. I think it is an even greater investment than GME simply because of it's physical nature. 'When the 2024 sneeze happened I placed a $15,000 silver purchase because my #1 concern is getting my purchasing power OUT of the capital markets and get physical precious metals into my own possession.
Silver is consumed in microscopic applications, whereas gold is hoarded in vaults. If you look at this excel sheet, the fundamentals are actually a little jarring when you see how little there really is. And production output globally is actually decreasing.
GAWD I wanna know what DFV is thinking right now
>>62202933Checked. I miss him too. I never paid much attention to him in 2021, but holy fucking shit was his return in 2024 so much fun.
Is Chad Newton the second greatest trader of all time behind RK?
Kenny fears the ugandan jeet
Kek dumbfuck crypto baggiesThe price of GME is about to switch with the price of BTCI can’t wait for every dumbfuck crypto baggie to hang themselves. Red on every chart.They deserve it
We gotta start mass buying eBay stock for this shit to go up and then vote for CEOs to GTFO and GameStop take over.Lets rally like GME in 2021
>>62201523>>It is not. The other anon is just bullshitting you. A company can 100% reject an acquisition offer if the acquirer has no money to pay for it. A merger does NOT force you to recall shares. There will be no short position closing because of this, even if the deal happens, which it won't. But I know you want to believe it, so feel free to feel hopeful.
>>62201821The point is that gamestop doesn't have the money and can't secure money to do it. As for a random ay-rab saying he's got money, we'll see.Ebay's board also has watched Cohen's interview and will pass this "opportunity".But I actually want to see this going forward just to torture you guys with another pump and dump (which is clearly the angle of the arab guy, if he's serious)
>62203377>62203377>We
>62203937>The point is that gamestop doesn't have the money and can't secure money to do it.Are you retarded, you simply ignored the point that said you were wrong. They have the funding. It's a global fund.You lost nigger
>>62203937>gamestop doesn't have the money and can't secure money to do it.This is quite the Funding Fiasco!
>>62205376How does a funding fiasco compare to a cusip conundrum fren? Are they related?
When will we hear from eBay? Another week?
Test
>>62206960>Another week?Make it double
I just don’t get what is the point of the consist shill and FUD behavior. Does platnumsparkes really have this many alt accounts? Feel like all they do is act like crows just having the same convo over and over again with the same 7 people
>>62203377i hope your mother dies in her sleep.
When you accept that the price has to be higher than it is now in order to 50/50 $125 you have to account for shares promised to warrant and bond holders.If we pump, Cohen can only give ebay 250M new shares(check the math) in order for that to be 50/50 GME should trade over $112. That is over 300% increase minimum. For diluted holders before split, it is $448 so literally no one who believed in the priest loses.It's impossible —or is it?
>>62185456>>62189412GME WKEY SNAP BYND QBTS ETHINTC
>brother has a psychotic break and is completely paranoid>thinks he's being pursued by a huge network of bad men that are after his gamestop shares>tries to kill himself to get them off his back and prevent them from going after his loved ones>gets into ICU and psych ward afterwards, doesn't have access to the internet>says this is a conspiracy bigger than we could ever have imagined, to the point of global geopolitical destabilization>seems relieved when I tell him gamestop shares went down after the weekend, like it buys him some timeGuys what's going on with these gamestop shares? Why would he be going mental over it? I'm not familiar with this finance shit, I'm just a passing by /g/entooman.But I have a feeling it would be good for him if gamestop stock crashed with no survivors.
And just like that, the entire thesis of a gme elitist laid out. Some of the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet. Roaring kitty is not saving your bagsBBBYQ is.
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>>62185387They don't though, they own like 250k shares and a bunch of faggot options that technically amount to 5% but without exercising them, gme owns shit and has zero rights.
>62209836Uh-oh stinky
>>62210054the company (ie shareholders) still need to approve the deal via a vote and the next vote is around june hence why ryan is shitting his pants so hard to get this done asapbut ebay is majority owned by institutions and even the normgroids holding ebay don't want 50% of their position to become gamestop shares LMAOit's literally a shit deal unless you're an actual nigger from reddit
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https://x.com/OldJimZimmer/status/2052937810953277740
If you haven't been paying attention Overstock has been buying everything up, almost like a plan has come together....Fucking get rekt shill niggers
