>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62186578
> nows
It's my money, and I want it now!
Games Workshop will become the new Disney and the stock will go to 100B market cap and beyond. Once the Amazon show airs, Warhammer will enter the collective consciousness of normies and they won't be able to resist the most powerful franchise in the world. Mass production of Warhammer movies, Warhammer theme parks with AI generated virtual Warhammer laser tag and Warhammer rollercoasters where you can create your own Warhammer figurines in the DIY Games Workshop that are then 3D-printed live via the patented Warhammer giga press (jointly owned by Games Workshop and Tesla).
Should I get some gold teeth or a diamond grill with my name on it?
How abotu we just dump maybe 50-100 points? Just to act like a real market that's not ignoring everything?
>feel bearish>too much of a pussy to buy puts>sell it all and wait
>>62187312wow saar wow
>nclh: dump>brk.b: crab>tsn: crab
>bla bla bla war bla oil bla bla shitty stocksjust buy semis faggots
>>62187320centcom says 2 ships passed, no issues
NATURAL FEMALE GAS BROS WE ARE SO BACK
DRAM and DRAM accessories
MU 600 eod
>LWLG
lel I love how my Nordic oilers don't guve a single shit about oil prices and fake news and market manipulations. Oil dow? They do their +1% per day. Oil up? They do their +1% per day. Oil doing nothing? They do their +1% per day. It's max comf, on top of knowing to be on the right side of the trade for the next 6 months
Every time I reach for the buy calls button it starts plunging again, Come on!!
WDCGODS SNDKFUCKINGGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN? already up 22k on my calls
nintendo hit its bottomdumb gaijin will regret missing those the juicy tendie gains
sugar!
>>62187332CENTCOM says it escorted two US flagged ships and there's credible reports that Iran launched missiles and drones at them(Not hit them as they claim), a South Korean cargo ship has also reported it was just struck and there's reports that Iran is closing the strait to everyone now
What's going on here with fires on board. First the aircraft carrier, now this. Lots of fires breaking out.
yo, where's all the volume?
>>62187345WDC was completely fucked with on Friday so optionniggers would get wiped, monday green dildo was inevitable once all that gamma vanished.
Can we just start bombing them already? All this foreplay is getting boring.
Slurp a lil SCHD
>>62187348unless centcom confirms, it's most likely more fake news.
Oh LAWD IM GONNA SLUUUURPAMD GOOG AAPL
>>62187346already slurped
>>62187348i trust our guys, and my gut here. i don't believe they would, i don't believe they could. i think the truth will be more positive.
Does anything piss off a bobo more than him?
>>62187359yeah my wdc calls expired wortheless on friday cuz of this fuckery. glad i bought another calls ( 460c 22 may)
GM /smg/
>>62187364>-3.4%amdgods...
>>62187363>>62187366The US denied the damage done to US bases in the region and CENTCOM originally denied the F-15E was shot down until Iran posted pictures of the fuselage of the F-15E
>>62187372I got spooked and pivoted to SNDK verticals. Though it did get me to read STX vs WDC earnings and STX was honestly better. Hamr is saving seagate a lot of money and margins go up.
>>62187374>the /smg/ office secretaries
>Yields pumping>Natgas up>Energy high>Market: yeah that's perfect
IBKR converted all my AUD and some GBP into USD to buy a stock when I already converted some USD earlier. What the FUCK is this shit.
>>62187377ok. i don't want to argue with you, but it would be a good moment to practice some optimism, this once don't take a side yet and watch and wait, that's what i'm doing.
Trumps shitposting on truth. Bears are going to get btfo again, huh
>>62187374fire them all for wasting time and being a net drain on the businessyou want cat ladies as secretaries.
[spoiler]NOK[/spoiler]
henlo mister jeromeplease halpp usu are running out of timedo emergency rate cutsthank u mister jerome
>UAE ships trust US and try to move their tankers through despite warnings from Iran>get hit>surprised pikachu faceWhy are Arabs like this?
>“The hyperscalers’ earnings growth this quarter was boosted by an unusually large contribution from equity stakes in private companies,” Goldman Sachs strategist Ben Snider pointed out in a new note.>Alphabet and Amazon generated “other income” totaling $53 billion in the first quarter. This accounted for nearly 60% of those two companies’ income in the quarter — and 34% of the total $155 billion in income this quarter across the five largest hyperscalers. This represents the group’s largest collective share of earnings attributable to “other income” in at least a decade, Snider said.>Of this $53 billion in “other income,” $49 billion was explicitly due to equity stakes in private companies.Ummm, guys, is the likes of GOOG, AMZN, MSFT and others investing in Anthropic and OpenAI which inflates their value which in turn inflates their own earnings really a sustainable business model?
>>62187366Retard
>>62187392[spoiler] tags are not supported on /biz/.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1ZXh5_wk4
>>62187374this is highly inefficient, id fire
>>62187338>DRAMI wanna FOMO in.
>>62187400Cool it with the antisemitism!
Trump is asking China for help againThis is giving me the big ICK with Trump
Who's playing PLTR earnings?
How come we ain't squeezing squoze out of SOUN? I was promised a 5x and you guys are letting me down again :(
>>62187410You lost tranny
this desperation pumping gives me second hand embarrassment this is the kind of shit africa does
>>62187307Anons I'm making way too much off memory and I don't know how to sell
>>62187386There's nothing to argue, there's multiple articles in the mainstream US news that the Pentagon has lied about the damage done to the bases in the region, it's also a fact the US denied any plane was shot down when two planes were in fact shot down on the 3rd of April
Yeah, he's coping. JUST GET THE FUCKIN SHIPS THROUGH THE STRAIT
HESM pumping on earnings
>>62187400it was inevitable with the circular financing deals everyone knows they were buying revenue growth...literally priced inthat doesn't mean it's not a bubble but it could still run up hundreds of billions more until it pops in a couple of years and you would miss out on all those gains and be left with a limp ass market for half a decade
Anyone using prop firms? What about prop firms, on hyperliquid?
>>62187422And mu
>>62187374
>>62187400>berkshire buys stock>stock goes up>stock going up juices brk profitit's been this way forever dear. the gaap earnings are good too. >>62187423>nothing to argueyou're right, because the facts are in dispute. that it happened in the past is true babe, but life is a series of novelties, not repetition. i think you'll be pleasantly surprised here, considering you are expecting the worst.
>>62187431Fuck. Wrong image.
>>62187420kek trannies
>>62187379should i pivot to stx anon?
I just paid $4 .60 per gallon.Thanks Trump you kike!
i guess im going to fomo into sndk. i added it to my watchlist back when it was around $500 but never bought it because i believed the AI bubble fud. just letting you guys know incase you want to sell now
So when's the inevitable SNDK stock split?
TWO (2) US FLAGGED MERCHANT VESSELS HAVE TRANSITIONED THE STRAIGHTS OF WHORE MOOSE. POOL REMAINS OPEN, PATRIOTS IN CONTROL. OPERATIONS EPIC SUCCESS AND PROJECT FREEDOM IN FULL EFFECT BOSS!
lmao
>>62187445>BRICS news
IRAN BTFO!!!
>>62187445“Brics news” kek faggot
>>62187445Xi is just going to chill and build wind and solar like crazy
>IRGC spokesperson Brigadier General Hossein Mohebi: No changes have been made to the management of the Strait of Hormuz. Civilian and commercial vessels complying with the IRGC Navy transit protocols and the designated route will be ensured safe passage.Is the market pumpin because Iranians say you can pass when you pay and you are friendly?
>>62187446>He told the US channel’s ‘America's Newsroom’ that he would urge the Chinese government to assist in US efforts to open the Strait - a call that has previously been made by other officials in the US. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iran-us-war-live-trump-strait-of-hormuz-blockade-oil-b2969916.htmlHe's been crying on tv for hours now
>>62187438I haven't ta'd the charts but their forecast is objectively better (gaap not gay fake shit) after really looking at it over the weekend instead of just eyeballing. Real world manufacturing is the differentiator on margins. Fundamental shit.
>>62187446>>62187450still happened no matter how much you cope kekmiggers are embarrasing
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF WAS THAT
>>62187374There's enough plastic there to solve the current shortage
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
can we get silver back at 80? thanks
>Gold boom in local area!>Stock goes down>Extra critical minerals found alongside vein!>Goes further down>Millions in additional funding secured from external investors!>Plummets>Gold quality higher than expected, land more valuable than foreseen!>Plummets into fucking hellIs God shitting on me? Is it the devil?
>>62187458its called being an african country.the only thing preventing you from realizing this and profiting is your ego.
yawn
Just read an article on spider silk production, I think this stuff has a future. Anyone else interested in it? Sadly AMSilk isn't public atm but Kraig Biocraft is and it's dirtcheap.
I give up, Trump won, I bought back in
>>62187307Artist?
you can fight it or just make money relative to your piersamerica literally cant pay its bills, simple as. and we have the first black president in the white house.
Is the green frog a bull or bear symbol?
>>62187485It's neither, it's a symbol from The Reddit boss.
>>62187307my hotwife nami is such a fat bitch
>>62187455i just took a look at their earnings. it looks better and promising, feel like i picked the wrong horse
What do we think of ELF? Lowest price since Liberation Day, and it seems like the most popular "budget" option for women's makeup (still expensive as shit)
bought some AMDickwish me luck
Anyone slurping AMD? -4.8% now
I should've bought more EWY
>AMDkek
GAUZ 58 cents lol
>McDonald’s to eliminate self-serve soda stations nationwide by 2032, citing “changing consumer habits”easiest short of my lifethis gay little twink is going to kill the company
>>62187501I want to but it went so high already.... I feel like I'm going to baghold that shit for a long time
>>62187509GAUZ bros... not like this...
>>62187512but think about it, why is LITE allowed to have 200+ pe and AMD isn't
>>62187510I still can't believe people eat that shit to begin with. because of that I unironically think they will be fine. I don't think there is any humiliation a mcdonalds consumer wouldnt put up with.
>>62187520means it's at best a x2 right?
>>62187510The Big Arch was a huge failure. The fact that BK somehow managed to improve its Whopper and receive praise says something. I don’t ever see McDonald’s failing, but quality has significantly deteriorating and has been for over a decade.
Another day another ATHBobos on suicide watch
>>62187510This is bullish actually.Self-serve soda stations are actually just VIP+ free SODA dranks machine for niggers.No more free drinks = line goes up simple as
They're stroking the Sandick for a 3000 dollar run up.
Yea... American stocks are overpriced. I think China is the play now heavily undervalued.
>>62187400Well, as much as taking a mortgage to buy bricks, and another mortgage using those bricks as a collateral, and then taking yet another mortgage with those bricks as a collateral. Surely it works out fine in the end.
The market is… beginning to believe (in uncontrollable runaway hyperinflation)
LMAO
Could it be that I sold my DAVE too soon?
>>62187530Apple should buy mcdonals
>>62187535soda/syrup is cheap as fuck it doesn't matter anyways>>62187543my gold miners are still doing a lil nothing though>>62187538china is uninvestable due to the goverment being able to nuke any company from orbit in a picosecond (and they have shown several times that they do)
>>62187538The American dollar may lose value, but the stock prices are going up due to inflation more than anything.
the minute i solded my call it riseded 25%
do i cycle into RDDT
mako is on sale today
>>62187552options usually have thin liquidity unless it was a large company, so that 25% is kind of fake / it wasp probably just the middle of a wide bid-ask
>>62187552Don't worry. I bought calls and puts and it's decided to crab firmly in between the two.
>>62187548China has been driving up gold and dumping all its us treasuries, inflation has a while yet to catch up and account for PMs
I am financially bored
>>62187562I agree but that seems unrelated to chinese equities
I need the Prime Minister of Pakistan to tweet that his price target for SNDK is 5000.
sell in may sisters?
>>62187567sell SOXS
>>62187558yeah
MRAM sissies, the dream is joever
is the market finally rotating back into saas? all software stocks are green af
>>62187445>BRICS News: China numba ONE, USA GAY and wetawded! >Fucking retard: Wow lmao, this is hugeLove this board
>>62187577name me 3 non shitco saas sissy
>Marketgreen>OILgreen>Energygreen
>>621875665000? that's like a 300% gain you might as well be bobo doomer with that prediction. let me set the record straight :>S&P500 9000 EOY>economy is roaring>SNDK 10000 EOY>insane earnings>AGI is coming
Trimmed half my nebius position got 20 leaps in Jan at 28.10 per leap and now sold 10 leaps at 66.77 per
>>62187578>post BRICS or RT>shill shill third worldist!>post the same thing but BBC>shill shill libtard!>post the same thing but Fox News>shill shill glownigger!miggers will never admit a loss
>>62187582The beauty is that Oil might only be slightly up, but gasoline is greener.That goes to the >YOU DON'T FILL OIL IN YOUR TANKcrowd
why would anyone buy DRAM when you can just buy MU with no expense ratio
>>62187582honestly just 50/50 Oil + AI prob outperforms
I sold my oil. I'm sorry, I can't profit off of war anymore brother. It puts a black curse on my heart.
>UAE: Our air defense systems are currently responding to a missile threat. 10:56 May 04it's probably nothing
SPX eod?7270?
>>62187602to buy korea
>>62187602I hold MU not DRAM but I assume access to hynix who has higher revenue and better tech
please more vix pumping for us poorfags
>>62187580atlassian, sap, veeva systems
IT'S AN UAE MISSILE THREAT SHORTLADDERATTACK
Kek AMD will close green and bears will get fucked in the ass AGAIN
Holy shit look at shit coin and Coinbase
bought MU at 500 a few days agoalready insane gainsis it that easy with team AI pump?
GBTG just got bought out for a massive premium, bailing out my losing position. You can all lick my taint and sack.
Lmao I fucking bought the top
as a third worldist wtf do i buy?
>>62187545This company 180 reversed this hard desu?
>>62187613>>62187614I personally have FLKR for this purposeit is higher weight on SK Hynix compared to EWY with way higher expense ratio and higher weight on SamsungHynix gains are incredible agreed, just today it did 13%
>>62187307>EWY GODS WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT>>62187602I get nip and gook exposure.
>>62187630a goat
i just full ported SOUN
>>62187630BYND
should i slurp AMD?
The ticker is OILK
So we're basically stuck in the stock market with retarded computers algo trading based on whatever tidbit of news will pump oil and dump everything else, or vice versa
>>62187643sure
I'm up like 17k on sndk and 10k on mu and have no exit strategy. What the fuck do I do?
soxl red wtf
>>62187614You can just buy HY9H for direct Hynix. Its denominated in euros thoughever.
>>62187628>looks like shit is about to start popping off again with Iran>surely this is the time to buy
>>62187648>no exit strategythat is better than having a stop loss in a giga bull market imagine selling MU before 2040
>>62187339HOLY NIGGER SHIT WTF WTF I AM MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY
>>62187650I am not giving yuropoor markets a penny of liquidity
>>62187602Skhynix is the better buy and has been since forever. They're over half the hbm production that all the AI gpus rely on, by themselves. They have better margins. They have a lower p/e. But you just can't buy them anywhere.
>>62187630You can get stuck in the shitter that is vxus with me. Literally missed 10k of gains because I took money out of voo for this shit.
>>62187593Intredasting play. wondering when NBIS finally turns from IRENtastic rollercoaster quality compounder
>>62187648just set a trailing stop and enjoy? it's that easy
>>62187648Why not just hold for the time being? If its shares its retarded to take profits during a historic memory and storage bullrun.
>>62187643I've been slurping QCOM
ME is on fire and this place is at ath euphoria POP
AMD 4dte calls wdwt
>>62187630
>>62187659>But you just can't buy them anywherevery big issue are they planning to go on nasdaq?I get like 35% exposure to it from FLKR which I am content with, south korea has samsung and good export industry
>>62187654Shut the FUCK up faggot
>>62187646yes same as the last 5 weeksbe prepared for another 7 weekswho benefits if SPY is 800 at SpaceX IPO?
>>62187510
>>62187671>VT>sub 7% gains YTDwhat is the point?
>>62187673https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/25/sk-hynix-confidential-us-listing-adr-ai-memory.htmlSoon™
>>62187640big insider selling and no buys though
>>62187654lmao i learned my lesson last few weeks, shit just does not matter
>>62187680Pardon me, anon as I'm retarded. Please explain what you mean. How can you have sells if nobody is buying?
>>62187676>BillyfuckingGODS
>>62187666It'll drop when he isn't looking and he'll come here and complain
>>62187677If you don’t under stand the power of an index fund you’re literally just a retard. You will underperform VT over your investment journey. And you’ll probably blame others for it as well.
>>62187647>analysts are SUPER BVLLISH>$400 PTi'm going in blind
>>62187648just hold? why sell for peanuts? bubble market bubble stocks AI bubble but it doesn't really matter because the market wants AI for the next decade
>>62187630a slave
>>62187676>>62187688>Well if Billy Mitchell is the champ then i guess that makes me the prodigy...
>>62187689Not him but the market can close out on me, fuck it
>>62187648>up 17k>already panickingdont beclown yourself anon and keep holding. this is just the beginning
Stop fucking selling
>>62187693god speed
>>62187640It needs to break 10 before shit might start popping off. Lots of old baggjes that will dump there tho.
My soxs calls are rising...
>>62187686no buys from insiders, retail seem to be pumping money into it, ie it feels like a short term gamble to me.of course the insiders could be forced to sell for tax, debt you name it but i havent looked into it that deep.
>>62187661No clue but we ride the wave. I’m actually more bullish on iren it has so much more compute but it can’t breed I mean pump
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62187699W-what is he doing in there?
>>62187692>You will underperform VT over your investment journey. And you’ll probably blame others for it as wellnta, but not if my balance of VTI&VXUS is slightly better than VT
START FUCKING SELLING, EVERYBODY AFTER ME LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62187713How many fucking time will you post this. You unmitigated idiot. It’s like the constant 1/10 Amerimutts are millionaires poster.
>>62187713You shouldn't repost netouyo conspriacy theories.You shouldn't believe netouyo conspiracy theories.You shouldn't be a Jap, physically or spiritually.
>>62187713Dollar store Japan BTFO!!!
WTF IS HAPPENING
>>62187727ANON?
>>62187714Prob nocturnal
JENSEN IS RUGGING SOXLLISA WILL DO THE SAME THING LATER THIS WEEK
I sold at the top.
>>62187727i bought
>>62187727WE ARE LOSING THE HORMUZZY
This is a dip, remember your training boss. #BuyTheDip.
WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that was the picotop of the generation
kek nice, spy just farted a blew off a lotta gas
I'M NOT LOOKING ALALALALALALA MOMMY TELL ME GOOD STORIES
>>62187735BUT THE DIP KEEP DIPPIN
A Panama-flagged cargo vessel operated by a South Korean shipping company caught fire following an explosion while anchored in the Strait of Hormuz late Monday, according to government officials. No casualties were reported.SK HYNIX BROS
SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Can someone explain to me how SK hynix makes money if it all chaebol ran? Like wouldn’t the incentives not be there for workers and they could instead just be poached to other semi conductor manufacturers?
>>62187727The only thing up right now is semiconductors/storage/aishit so the crabbed SPX is sensitive to any dip over there.
>>62187743was it carrying HBM or something
>>62187640I meant to do this. Is really short squeeze?
Sell me your cheap soxl
SELL EVERYTHING, AMERICA LOST
>>62187734MY HORMUZZY WAS SO OPEN AND FREE BEFORE THIS, WHY HAS IT GOTTEN SO TIGHT
drone strikes
AMERICA LOST SEEEEELLLLLL REDDIT SEEELLLL
>>62187753125 soon
>>62187332Have the names of these two alleged ships been stated? Are there any photos?
>>62187727-Iranian Navy fired warning shots as US destroyer-explaosions reported in Dubai-some unofficial and unconformed reports of explosions at the port of Fujairah in the UAE-air defense system in the UAE reporting multple missles in the air
I WENT ON A SHORT DRIVE!THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
classic market makers licking the leveraged tards beforehand. couple more splashes left they're almost done cleaning.
>>62187721>selling>ever
The last time /smg/ was this euphoric was a few months before the 2022 bear market. Now its even more euphoric.
>>62187666That is the plan Satan.
>>62187422>I don't know how to sellyou press a sell button?
I am looking for smg's most intelligent anons to tell me if KRKNF is a buy at current levelsdon't mind the 800+ PE ratioalso interested in xanadu, it had a 60% casual dive today so perhaps it is a decent entry point for long term?
>>62187765Not to be sexual but I wish she would scoff at my cock and step on it and call me trash and yell at my to die with her evil grin that she has
Kek I can't believe I shorted at the exact right time
>>62187762-Fire erupts in petroleum undustrial site following drone attack from Iran in the UAE
>>62187766what will be the bear market catalyst this time (don't say muh oil)
>>62187766Ehhh I kind of want cheap, stocks. If the bears win good for them, lets me acooomulate for several months.
>>62187760kek it couldn't even do that much
PLTR 145P 5/8 seem like too much of a layup talk me out of it bros
>>62187776Somebody probably just disposed of a cigarette incorrectly.
I'm so fucking sick of holding VXUS and missing VOO gains.
>roger, read you load and clear treasuryking1, this is PPT actual, ink and paper loaded, preparing to jump… think 50billion will do the trick? T minus 5 to splashdown.
>everybody freaking out>look at stock>down .5%Hmmm....
>>62187776They are stopping the moving vessels by targeting the non-moving ones.
>>62187789we are leveraged anon
>>62187794I am too stop freaking out and trvst the underlying
>>62187766I am certainly not euphoric because recently every time ANY news releases it pushes by shit in.
>>62187778If its anything then its MAG7 capex reductions, but given this isn't exactly a hot take I'm kind of inversing myself. Maybe this really is a new paradigm, who knows.
why does noone fucking understand that we are in the biggest oil crises in history.
SELL SELL SELL NOW NOW NOW
If countries are going to look at alternatives to oil energy production then shouldn't miners actually go up since we'll need more silver?
Now the US is forced to act or Trump is KEKED
bussy is open, resume buying
The US will not respond to Iranian attacks and thus keep the markets steady. Iran lost.
>>62187778>what will be the bear market catalyst this time Midterms
>>62187805>buyeverydipGOD
Strait is open again
>>62187307so glad i dropped AMD this morningi did it before looking at /biz/i make all my best decisions before going to /biz/ because /biz/ is always wrong about everything.
>>62187693He bought?In all seriousness I hope you make bank on these
>>62187813Ehhrrm but that's no exactly tru doe
>>62187803Silver / Gold / Copper / critical minerals in general are the first to recover during a energy / oil crisis because we still need them. Just be patient anon.
Im up 17.5% today. 190% YTD
I have a very simple plan. Make 3 million dollars and then quit my job.
>>62187815>he bought ?>dump it harder
>>62187818...MUUgod?
>>62187816use proper grammar when you talk to me, degenerate.
>>621878203 million? Live off divvies?
>>62187826Sorry daddy
>>62187824MU, SNDK, INTC, SK Hynix & SIVE
>>62187820Sorry fren the current make-it number is 5 mil plus paid off house
>>62187831>SEMISGOD
>>62187831I FUCKING KNEEL
>>62187823sex
>>62187801Shut the fuck up dude muttbros, African niggers, and Aussies will step in to save the world from arab incompetence. >>62187817I hope. Gold is still way up and if this memory demand keeps up then stuff like copper should go up too.
Slumped some delicious AMD
>>62187837mating press?
>>62187820i did that but then went back part time because i was bored
SEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LAST WARNING
may the 4th be with you
>decided to do my TQQQ call journey today
>>62187772I bought Friday and am already impatient with it. Not sure if I can hold this shit.
>>62187848Oh shit it's May the 4th already. OBI-WAN THANK YOU
>>62187845prone
I just wasted all my Friday gains.What the fuck happened NOW!?
>Starting to see local airlines say they'll have to cancel flightsStill just "some" flights but it is slowly creeping up. Once the normoids have their vacation cancelled they'll freak.
>>62187801>why does noone fucking understand that we are in the biggest oil crises in historyWhat oil crisis? There's plenty of oil in America.
>>62187856Iran is attacking the UAE, pic is the Fujairah petroleum site
>>62187858The question is who is 'we'
>>62187851what price u bought at?
erhm...mumuGODS?
>>62187801Semi fabs and data centers don't run on oil, so no one cares
>>62187858>>62187863>cue Uncle Phil saying "we" and laughing>>62187866I'M NOT LOOKING DON'T SCARE MEEEE
>>62187860I think my favorite part of this whole special combat operation is that it ended the LIV golf tour and now we can watch all the best golfers compete together in the same league again boss.
>>62187834>house paid off>thinks he's free>20k/yr property taxes (and rising)>home maintenance (roof, HVAC, plumbing = 10–20k surprises)>health insurance premiums + out-of-pocket>long-term care risk (lol)>car replacement every ~10 yrs>insurance (home, auto, umbrella)>utilities that never go down>food inflation>doesn’t account for inflation at all>pulls 4% ($120k) thinking it's safe forever>market drops early = sequence of returns nukes portfolio>lives 30+ years>oops>back to work at 68
I'm selling my NAK. I can pick it back up later. Should I buy SOUN or NOK today?
>>62187869Welcome back, boss. It'll be nice to see Phil again. Too bad we can't see Deshambeau blow up in more events since he isn't coming back
I have 20k starting capital, how do I escape the wage age?!?!
Small and mid cap US and Canadian oil and gas the place to be. This one’s cleaning up this month for me. Talos Energy (NYSE: TALO), a Gulf of Mexico-focused independent oil producer, maintains solid financial health as of early 2026. The company reports low leverage with net debt around $887 million and a conservative 0.7x Net Debt/EBITDA ratio. Strong liquidity of approximately $1 billion, combined with robust adjusted EBITDA and free cash flow generation, supports ongoing buybacks, efficiency initiatives, and flexibility for capital allocation despite GAAP net losses from impairments.Over the last three months, TALO stock has performed strongly, rising roughly 30-40% from the $11-13 range to around $15.56, driven by elevated oil prices. Production guidance for 2026 stands at 85-90 MBoe/d with a high oil weighting.The ongoing Strait of Hormuz crisis has provided a significant tailwind. Geopolitical tensions have pushed Brent crude well above $100-110 per barrel, boosting Talos’ realized prices and cash flows on its oil-heavy output. As a non-Middle East producer, the company benefits from higher global prices without direct shipping exposure through the strait.While fundamentally healthy with low debt and FCF discipline, Talos remains highly sensitive to oil price volatility. Any de-escalation in the Hormuz situation could pressure margins and the stock. Overall, the company is well-positioned in the current high-price environment but carries typical E&P commodity risks.
>>62187880NOK at 13.3
>>62187860WHO CARES!LINE GO UP!!!!
Did anyone here buy sivers?
>>62187882
upcoming world events>4th mayresumption of irans attacks on refineries>6th mayus & israeli reaction, bombings of iranian fields>7th mayiranian missile barrage on tel aviv>9th mayukrainian long distance drones falling into the victory parade in moscow>10th mayannouncement of draft in the US>11th mayukrainian parliament blown up>13th maymost tankers and abandoned, crew flying back to india>15th mayEU annouce a draft>16th maynuclear bomb in kiev>16th may noonfull blown nuclear war between EU/RU>17th maybrave women take down the 3rd ayatollah>19th maymigger powergrab>24th mayUS civil war>25th mayS&P 8000you heard it on /biz/ first
>Oil poomped againWhew, glad I sold my shorts today since I felt that something SMELLED.
>>62187890oil stocks open down every morning and then close green. Been this way for like a week
>>62187888I was going to try to refute your post, but after seeing your digits I determined it wasn't worth it boss.
Korea only muscle keeping my port green.Starting to get bearish again on US tech.
>>621878645.50
>>6218788010x it then 10x it again and youll make it
>>62187788>ATTENTION TREASYURY KING1 DO YOU READ RESISTANCE HEAVIER THAN EXPERCTED GOING TO NEED REINFORCEMENT AT LEAST ANOTHER 50 B$ OVER DO YOU READ WE NEED INK AND PAPER HEREEEEE
jerome pleaseu could have saved us
>>62187886Yes i did
Iran announced the blockade zone has been extended to include the port of FujrairahThere goes another 2 million barrels per day
>>62187896hold till next earnings, it will pump 100%
Does NOK make ai shit?
>>62187880just 2x six times and you have 1.28million
>>62187901they moved it out towards the gulf? Doesn't that get them closer to US Navy? I guess they're saying they don't give a fuck
>>62187904https://www.nokia.com/mobile-networks/ran/ai-ran/
I don't want to touch anything else today, but I need to recover like 80% of my losses from that drop.
wish i was trading today... too busy. buy here for 1% on the nasdaq.
>>62187480Upper-left.
IREN-chan saving my portfolio today
>>62187901Bot,please >>62187214
>>62187906US Navy isn't in the Gulf of Oman, they're in the Arabian Sea and Indian Ocean
>>62187901LARPbrethren, we have met our rival
AMERICANS, OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT, I BOUGHT OIL FUTURES 1 MONTH AGO AND I'M WAITING FOR MY DELIVERY
Leaving for lunch should I bake or do we let it ride
>>62187915OoopsIn my defense, that was in the previous thread
Fairly new to trading and I'm confused. I set a limit buy on something at 6.08, the trade ticket said it filled at 6.07, but my positions sheet says my cost basis is 8.57 a share. What am I missing?
this is bullish right
>>62187926let it ride. we dont deserve another thread. this is the last /smg/ ever. goodybe
Uhhhh how come Iran is chimping out again? This really isn’t a good look for them right now.
>>62187931I think so, this might our gulf of tonkin.
>>62187930Oh nevermind, insane commission, lesson learned. I guess $50 is a cheap price to pay for that lesson.
>>62187935The US sent two warships through the strait, this is Iran's way of saying not to do that again
>>62187931Seems so
Hello uno bake por favor
>>62187930Wash Sale? Previous losses on that security in the last 30 days affect your underlying cost basis?Why are you trading on $50 commission?
>>62187926>bake
KEK
this board is so slow, why bake as soon as the bump limit is hit?
>>62187947Because I'm new and stupid and went too fast. Better to learn these lessons now than when I put a chunk of my future inheritance into the market.
>>62187951morons keep doing it and I got tired of insulting every early bake
>>62187953I mean who is your broker that you're paying $50 in commissions. Commissions don't affect your cost basis, it's basically lost money as far as taxes are concerned.
>>62187958It was an OTC stock.
>>62187939>I guess $50 is a cheap price to pay for that lesson.The broker web site/app should show the total price before you hit "place order".
>>62187956Worried that high-value threads like this will be purged too soon?
>>62187903When is that
>>62187961I know, and it did, that's welded to my brain stem now. Could have been a bigger mistake; I only have 2k in the market right now.
>intc
>>62187962the issue isn't purging other threads, the issue is having 5 threads when we could have had 3
>>62187968;-;
>>62187956I didn't know we had Mormon bakers boss.
>>62187772>a decent entry point for long term?very volatile go small buy low sell high, repeat. I am looking to enter into a small postion now after the drop
>>62187968zoom out dumb f**k!
>>62187976>MormonGODS
>>6218796428th of May they announce the date for their earnings releaseI think it is early June imo it is a hold for 1-2 months
>>62187976shut the fuck up spacebaggler
>>62187968i look like that and feel like that
>>62187979that's gonna be a steep fall
>>62187884>>62187897>>62187905Thanks guys
SPX EOD!?!?!?!7100!?7050!?I NEED CHEAP ENTRY!
>UAE going to attack IranNice. Can't wait for the crash. Too bad I only have a few thousand to invest due to buying the last dip.
>head and shoulders forming on SP500 with the 5day chart
Deploy the V-Shaped recovery boss!
TRUMP DO SOMETHING
WHY IS AMD FUCKING DUMPING REEEE MY CALLS
>>62187772>xanaduThey used the SPAC process instead of IPO, they are diluting to make money on recent price rip. The price will settle much lower in the near future. Look at price action of ther SPACs, then buy once it looks like it bottomed out.
>>62188012His hands are tied until tomorrow, at which point he will be able to TACO as it will be Tuesday, thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62188018
>>62188018Literally because you bought. The big boys can see the order book.
>>62188018It's well known that AMD's business depends heavily on oil
>>62188021if you say so baggie, thank you for your hopium response
how are the arabs still getting heemed by drones youd think theyd prepare for another wave all these weeks
Shake out the weak ones...the real ones know...
Kek wtf Iran went after a residential building in Oman. The fuck going on. Why are they doing everything but hitting tel aviv?!?!
>>62187206WHAT DID I SAY BITCH? HUH? WHAT DID I SAY?
>Grok: Verified. UKMTO and multiple reports confirm a vessel (reported as a tanker) was struck by a projectile off the UAE coast near Dubai/Ras al-Khaimah, causing a fire with thick black smoke. This aligns with ongoing Iranian attacks on commercial shipping in the Persian Gulf/Strait of Hormuz amid current tensions. The video matches the described incident.
>>62188021He’s not going to TACO. There have been 24/7 C-17 flights for almost an entire month. Thousands of flights bringing munitions, and it is absolutely a larger buildup compared to the what we saw before the war started. Trump is going to lay waste to these fuckers. There will be panicans and pearl clutchers pissing and shitting themselves when the US responds to this grotesque ceasefire violation by Iran.
WHY ISN'T LINE UP AND RIGHT!?FUCK ALL YOU JEWS IN HERE!
>>62188038it's jewish false flags
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62187940Why didn't they just, like, stop them?Ohhh.... right....
>>62188046Based president of peace. Kamala wouldn't have been this good at it.
>>62188038Some retard probably thinks as long as they don't attack the US or Israel then they will stay out of it.
>>62188055henlo?
CANE is back
boring shit market
>>62188058Trump is doing what should have been done 47 years ago. He will bring actual peace to the Middle East when this war is over.Bush could have done it if he had listened to Israel when he was warned not to invade Iraq in 2003.I trust Trump with my life. He’s blessed by God and exactly the man we want running Our Blessed Country.
>>62188070I believe....I trust...no panicking...
Trump, hey Trump, please open the strait
>>62188046will you rope already
JEROME
>>62188032They are a superstitious and cowardly lot with a collective average IQ of 80. They can't into the future.
>>62188070>Bush could have done it if he had listened to Israel when he was warned not to invade Iraq in 2003.
>>62188078You lost tranny
I'm off the nak train and on the nok trainHopefully trump doesn't nationalize the mine in the next month or so
>>62188086https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2002/02/07/israel-emphasizes-iranian-threat/b033ec97-9ad4-4ed2-8b2c-c13e3dc823f0/
This looks very bad for the Iranians. I would be willing to bet these attacks on our fellow United country consisting of the Arab Emirates, would be all the reason Trump needs to do an infrastructure deal with the Iranians boss.
>>62188093The whole world is a threat to jews.
Jews are panican. Not a good sign!
>>62188087you dont even own stocks faggotyoure a metal schizo who has a 'hoard' of 7k in gold.you come to these threads every day and phonepost the same 5 images to exclusively slurp don cumyou should kill yourself soon>t. lifelong (r)
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>>62188093https://www.c-span.org/clip/house-committee/user-clip-benjamin-netanyahu-projects-the-benefits-of-war-in-iraq-2002/4529789Get fucked.
>>62188116He was right.
>>62187363>unless centcom confirmsLMAO imagine trusting the guys that claim that about a dozen american soldiers have died in the war
>>62187424>US radars: drone'd>US bases in the ME: drone'dkek
