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Duality of the strait edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4

Previously on /smg/
>>62187307
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> futures
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Meowth! That's right!
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first for hating my life
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I'm not fucking looking
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POWER HOUR, SAVE US!!!!
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We need a relief trump truth social post
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Empire status?
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>multiple ships in the strait hit by cannon fire
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>>62188111
This lad literally died
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Not first for the Ameri-Zio-Pedophile empire disintegration
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LOL
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If this goes long term enough doesn’t this war destroy Iran long term as shipping and oil hubs will move to the Americas?
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Fucking retarded nu/smg/ bull shills, fuck off. We are in an energy crisis. Actual cattle ITT
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>>62188130
>trannies don't have 42
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Will I regret buying NOK? Should I buy SOUN instead? Anon said there was a short squeeze
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Hey anon...you..uh..hehe..you DID buy the fake and gay dip..right anon? Uhh..look at me..you DID buy, right?
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>>62188113
nth for hating your life
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>>62188135
Too late on Nok, went from like $6 to $13.
Crabbing now. You lost out.
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>>62188141
I am holdeding so there's no buying
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>UAE is attacking Iran
UH HO
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>>62188141
DIP NOW? BUY?
GOOD DIP BUY NOW?!

YES? HELLON?
JEROME! DIPPERS YES BUY? GOOD TIME?!
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I'm starting to Panican
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>>62188120
I don't think theres anything left in the tank a truth can do anymore

axios and trump have been full on yesterday and today with that reopening escort but not an escort shit

if anything the opening strategy simply gave us more evidence trump isn't as in control of the situation as he previously made out and the markets have noticed
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>>62188124
frfr ?
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>>62188124
This video is AI
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Shitcoin hit 80k
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today I slurped
>GOOG @ 379
>AAPL @ 275
>AMD @ 343

I also want more MU by EOD but we'll see
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>>62188152
Honestly, what can he say?
Everyone KNOWS everything is shit!
Why would anyone pump or dump?!
Everything should just burn, fuck you!!!!
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strait closed
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I'm starting to think this war actually means nothing and this is all just technicals happening
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Just closed my SPY puts.
Should have earlier, but I was hopeful for a ,Eva dump.
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>>62188135
>>62188146
If I thought that way about sndk I wouldn't be up over 100 percent right now

It's the ai play
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is this the sign of a healthy market?
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>>62188166
aslong as there’s oil reservers we’re not dealing in the real world
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>>62188169
Oh, so, according to you...FAGGGOT

BUY SNDK AT CURRENT PRICE!
GOOD BUY!

FUCK YOU!
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>>62188176
No that's not what I said. But buying momentum can work.

Maybe just relax tho pal you seem a little worked up. Losing money today?
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>nows
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strait shut
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>>62188176
>>62188181
I think he's got that confidentiality in his play. Euphoria maybe but I have too so I am keeping to it
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I went for a walk and saw this lil bun
I think it's a good omen for the market and the strait
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>>62188185
The Straight was shutdown briefly due to Iranian aggression, but the USA just sunk the last 6 remaining boats in the Iranian navy, so now it's open again.
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Pool’s closed
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>>62188176
>BUY SNDK AT CURRENT PRICE!
If I had to bet my life on it then this shit goes up at least another 30% from here.
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>>62188184
Reincarnation of the king's favorite jester
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>>62188194
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>>62188194
legitimately, who gives a fuck anymore?
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>>62188195
Yes. At that's just this year. It will run through 2027 too. I'm strapped in. I need to sell eventually but it will be for big gains.
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>>62188194
>Mario Nawfal
Did SneakO repost it yet?
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go make a /hormuz general/ because it clearly doesn't matter in this market
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strait sealed
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>>62188176
>BUY SNDK AT CURRENT PRICE!
>GOOD BUY!
Unironically
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Stupid FUCKING MINORS. Gold is 3.5k/oz and you bought most your land when it around 1.5k/oz. Who cares if oil is 200$ a barrel? FUCK
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strait's gay
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PVMP IT
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LET MARIO DEAL IN THE REAL WORLD
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>>62188200
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>>62188210
I'm so glad I instantly exited miners when I realized I was just buying hype from the metals pump. So many baggies were created.
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>>62188212
LOVDER
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>>62188215
Like Brooklyn?
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Recobery of my portbolio in brogress
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>>62188225
*hugs and kisses you and gives you a chocolate*
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SOXS BOTS
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
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>>62188167
I’m done for the day, but I think if you wanted to make a quick buck you could probably do a scalp on SPY since the pattern is going from 616-617 pretty regularly.
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>chat to older women coworker about gas prices, inflation etc
>talk about retirement
>yeah anon, I'm getting there, do you invest in the stock market? it's the best way to make money
>shows me her $7MM gigafolio
>GOOGL, AMD, MU, VRT, MSFT, NBIS, PLTR and a bunch of other random shit
>she has finviz up on one screen
>wtf
>stand there speechless while she rambles on about VWAP, MACD, and fib retracement levels
>wtf
>so why aren't you retired yet?
>I want at least $10MM to fund my retirement lifestyle
>ok haha
>you should buy some IBIT, anon
I don't even know what to say. I have a literal stock market mommy at work but I've never heard her mention stocks even once.
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>>62188207
it will do

the oil on water and the various reserve releases have kept things ticking over so the impacts, whilst known are coming, have not been felt - this is coming to an end soon

people noticing gas prices is the least of the issues once it starts to filter through to other prices, or in some cases products become unavailable entirely

markets run on sentiment, so when the headlines of inflation and shortages hit and are being felt, especially in food, sentiment goes with it
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Okay, sold Rocket Lab today, Im full in AI stocks now
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>>62188231
SIXTEEN SIX SEVEEEEN
>>62188236
Impregnate her now
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How do I get out of my oil longs?
It's clear oil only gets cheaper than this.
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>>62188131
AI and semis doesn't need oil
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>>62188231
Sorry, I mean 716-717. My point stands, though.
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>>62188225
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>>62188218
I didn't even buy when it was hyped but in the recent dip in price. Fundamentally the same amount money is in the ground and the market is being retarded because of these oil prices. Gold is still way up and it's worth digging that shit out.
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>>62188149
saw a guy on twatter predict this after they left OPEC. Damn sometimes there really is free alpha
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>>62188247
You are a dumb nigger
I suppose your partially right though
Things don't need oil when they are Imaginary
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>>62188256
Unless there was some gay polymarket contract for it, I don't see how UAE attacking Iran has any impact on the price of blue chip stocks like Google or KMB.
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Line is going up again. The bears had their state mandated custody of the line for 3 hours. Don't forget to pay child support thoughbeit.
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I have discovered the true shape of being an options trader.
You don't sell puts.
You don't hold calls to expiration.
You shepherd extremely OTM calls to being boring conservative ATM calls, and sell these.

>why not hold the now-ATM originally OTM calls?
Because your cash stuck in these calls could be rather rotated into another OTM position, keeping the convex train going.
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>>62188236
You might want to buy some IBIT.
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Should I increase my position in memory with DRAM? Usually these type of branded ETFs are a signal the top is in. But I want to slurp up some Samsung
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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wtfwt?!
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AXIOOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>62188274
do it
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>>62188277
plunge protection triggered
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>>62188251
CUTE
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>>62188181
I lost everything I made plus my entry from Friday, I'm super fucking pissed off.

Up and right, you fucks, stop being so fucking jewish!
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>>62188192
>>62188194
IRGC vs Anons bunny... I know which indicator i'm following. Buy calls on SNDK/LITE/NBIS/CRWV
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>>62188236
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I'M BACK?
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I can't tell if the """people""" in nu/smg/ are legitimately retarded copers, or government damage control shills. But honestly, what's the difference?
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>>62188239
Damn... asts and rklb are the only things keeping me from being totally Ai and I am tempted to ditch but idk might be worth holding longer.
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>>62188247
Do they just appear in your data center?
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>>62188271
Sure that might work when markets are going up, but what about when markets are not going up boss?
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>>62188297
post bags so we can all laugh at you nigger
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The market actually just pumped on nothing again

Trump tweeted a meaningless tweet
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>>62188304
I've doubled my port by swinging oil calls in the last two months.
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>>62188297
unfortuantely the iran war has made these people feel as though they are important, a negative externality if you will
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>>62188311
>OILSWINGINGFUCKINGGOD
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>>62188302
>but what about when markets are not going up boss?
Then I lose like 50-80%, depending on the shape of the bear market.
So I'd try again at a more opportune time.
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>>62188111
Posting AIslop now?
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>>62188295
and then boss lady say, she say: im horny for your sex. you must kiss the bobs and vagene for sexy
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>>62188311
and I had sex with monica bellucci inside of a bell at the bottom of the ocean
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>>62188236
Daamn time to hagmaxx bro
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>>62188324
i believe him. he just quartered it earlier trading silver. he should be back to 6 figures now by my reckoning. (lol)
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>>62188319
That clip predates genai
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whats the best stock to bet on for this month?
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BXDC
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>>62188339
>Big Xandau Cock
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>>62188338
AMD
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TOMORROW IS CINCO DE MAYO THIS TACO WILL BE THE TACO OF TACOS
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>>62188343
THE TACO TO END ALL TACOS
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>>62188343
>legos for this feel
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>>62188300
I've held RKLB since last June and I can see the potential, but I feel like it moves too slow. YTD it's totally flat and I can see them announcing Neutron launch getting pushed to 2027 which will definitely affect the stock price.. I'm just tired of waiting while everything around me is pumping
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so are we just back to full scale war again
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I guess we won’t be seeing the GAUZ poster anymore
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>>62188351
Nah Trump is already Taco Truthing bloviation.
But Bibi’s trial did get postponed again (normally tomorrow)
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>>62188353
I thought he liked posting even on red days what happened to him?
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>Trump: criticized as unpredictable and unreliable, despite representing a nation on the world stage.
>Iranian leaders: hold my falafel
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>>62188343
that would be unironically cool
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It a bear trap! GTF back in, I fucking hate you thirdies so fucking much.
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>>62188351
Nyo
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>>62188364
He represents Tel Aviv
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>>62188371
>first direct strike
>after 2 months of "war"
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>>62188364
>attacking military vessels that are both trying to blockade you and break yours during a war you did not start means you’re unpredictable and unreliable
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>>62188107
Disgusting apartment.
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>Steam Machine estimated to be $600-$650
Buying AMD
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Iran pounding UAE is bullish
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>>62188371
If you don't want low quality bait in your feed, then don't follow content farm accounts
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WHAT the FUCK is going on with KOSPI, that's a bubble, right?
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I predict GTA6 to be a hit. I slurped Take-Two Interactive who owns RockStar.
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>>62188236
kinda jelly tbqh.

Also you should show her smg so she can post with us
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>>62188413
>game will do well, so I will buy [game company]
These are the most retarded theses I've heard
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As a steam deck owner I am devastated and betrayed by valve for making a steam deck 2.
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>>62188417
it worked last time, but gta6 doing well is surprising no one, and is already price in this time
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>this is investment advice
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>>62188410
on mondays, asian markets typically follow the usa price action the previous friday, and hardware pumped on friday.
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>>62188423
Yeah that too, it's the biggest game ever, what are you doing?
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>>62188417
it's really not any more complicated than that and you are just gainsaying
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sell me a dream SOUNsisters. What is your realistic hope?
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>the fed chud watch is telling us something
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>>62188424
WE WERENT BORN ON THIS EARTH TO DO NOTHING BRO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
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>>62188435
Okay I'm sorry
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>>62188236
What was the other "random shit"
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>>62188295
is this a real photo of her? I thought it was AI
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>>62188445
>BORN ON THIS EARTH
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKum7WWeq0Y
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>>62188447
:) thanks but i'm not the one you hurt.
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>>62188452
it's AI
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>>62188236
kek what a retard. shes just scared of retirement and being alone and the final accounting of it.
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>>62188413
Anon, I'm sorry I called your thesis retarded. I hope you make money in this market
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>>62188461
It's another bright day in /smg/
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>up 9% so far in ServiceNow
When should I get out? When is the real SaaS apocalypse happening?
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>>62188443
My retarded cope is this won't do anything to stocks in the short term. Stocks dumping now would be giving Iran leverage.
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NOKers are we ready to go full sndk mode?
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>>62188481
Don't NOK it till you've tried it!
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>nasdaq
>-0.09%

did something happened? looks like nothing happened /smg/. bobos got btfo yet again
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>>62188445
Right, you were put on this Earth to use arrow keys boss.
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>>62188485
Everybody uses WASD nowadays, boss. Get with the times
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>>62188483
Yea it was fucking fake thirdie posting. Fucking faggots.
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>>62188481
what's the bull thesis?
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I just buyededed some MU @ 574
this shit is going to 800 EOY anyway who even gives a shit about the entry price at this point
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>>62188493
>he buyed botted the MU and not the MUU
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>>62188410
No, it's not a bubble. You know, you're allowed to have other terms in your repertoire besides "bubble". They're being repriced. Just ask AI why.
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>oil
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>SentinelOne
>ELF
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>>62188481
I'm oiled up.
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>>62188497
I am an autist and I only ever buy shares
MU and GOOG are my 2 biggest positions
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>>62188503
>ELF
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>>62188497
why not buy mu with a x3 leverage? you guys might be bobos dommers with only buying mu and mu x2
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>>62188493
Just sold at 585. Buying my stocks back tomorrow when they're cheaper.
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>>62188515
HOW DO I GET X3 LEVERAGE
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>>62188450
CHWY, NOW, ZM, NVT, PL. VOO? She might've mentioned ASTS.
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why are bears such evil people who want to see war, death and destruction instead of enjoying green candles with the rest of us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF3oxziUI4
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>>62188324
>>62188334
I tripled my port with precious metals and precious metal accessories. Git gud.
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>>62187363
>unless centcom confirms
LMAO imagine trusting the guys that claim that about a dozen american soldiers have died in the war

>>62187424
>US radars: drone'd
>US bases in the ME: drone'd
kek
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>>62188439
Best case: good earnings, lots of buyers, shorters shit bricks, price shoots up and the process starts.

Ho hum case: earnings are good, stocks goes up 1-2 dollars, profit taking happens and it goes back down(you see this and sell to take meager profit).

Worst case: bad earnings, stock goes to 1$ and you got bags.
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>>62188525
So she's a single older woman investing in CHWY...
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>>62188526
>t. wants the goyim to own nothing and be happy so that number go up
kys faggot
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*ears perk up* my daily PNL just took a 30% hit, what's going on?
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invest in South Korea Hymen
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bros new dram eft just opened up getin getin getin
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>>62188481
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/306001266/#306036153
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>>62188545
You heard of COVID relief? Well there's rally relief too
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>>62188551
Not enough SNDK. Waiter, remove this man from the restaurant.
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>>62188338
Mu
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>>62188539
idk what youre on about but I own a bunch of stuff
maybe if you bought more and bitched less youd own something too
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Your "ceasefire" short squeeze is almost over, mumu.
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>>62188558
im already balls deep in SNXX, im thinkin about diversifying
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>>62188568
Cute
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>>62188536
>Implying they can afford seats on any other airlines
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>>62188492
AI infrastructure. They connect all that shit together on 6g.
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i learned a few days ago that there are apparently more funds than individual stocks
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>>62188546
South Korea is only doing well because Japan haven’t had their markets open since Thursday. Even Hong Kong is doing well now

Watch tomorrow
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>>62188577
nobody fucking needs 6g lmao, they said the same shit about 5g and it did nothing
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>>62188493
Well done. We are going to 10k. This year will be 50% of the sp500 earnings on our own.
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>>62188582
1)what does japan have to do with anything
2)japan is closed until thursday anyways
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>>62188568
I fomo'd into SNXX last Thursday and I'm up about 50% in six days, it's like a glitch in a game economy that should've been patched but made it by QA anyway
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>>62188551
>buying ETF for 3 stocks
you would be a giga mong to actually pay for this
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>>62188585
makes me want to full port sell when I start reading shit like this on biz
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>>62188585
Not to be a bear or anything but without any reverse splits that'd put it at a 10 quadrillion marketcap
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I need riot Platforms to go up please.
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gas has hit $5/gallon. $8/gallon is next. at $12/gallon, the world can begin to heal.
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>>62188522
deep itm calls with a 2-3 mounths expiry or cfd
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>>62188107
Where is the GAUZFAG?! I JUST WANT TO TALK..
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>>62188596
>10 quadrillion marketcap
seems undervalued
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>>62188596
>>62188585
Oh wait, just 10 trillion. Sorry. Yeah that's doable
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Fervo ipo this month
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>>62188599
I work from home though.
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>>62188582
1. South Korea banned shorting last year.
2. South Korea few months ago passed a new law that lets stock holders sue management (CEOs) if their decisions cause stock prices to drop
3. South Korea last year passed a law giving tax credit for those that sell all US stocks and buy Korean stocks instead
4. General currency inflation

The KOSPI is a mega fucking bubble.
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>>62188595
Kek that's the idea. I post to shake out faggots. Reverse fud.

>>62188596
That's pure gains anon
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>>62188605
>GAUZGOD
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PLTRbaggies
how we feeling tonight?
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>>62188589
1)Asians are forced to trade in other markets rather than the only one that matters.
2)based Japanese closing down the entire market for a week just so that they can wait and see how the war and oil prices develops
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>>62188141
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>>62188600
I should have boughted calls
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>>62188601
good luck he's already in tel aviv
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Just buy the dip, make some money, and move on with your life
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>>62188607
Recent data shows that foreign investors of Korean stocks sold and took profits, while domestic buyers (the average citizens buying some stocks) exploded in volume.

Millions of new Korean suckers getting made as we speak.
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Got 20k in cash, how do I spend it? Keep it or FOMO in the S&P. Help I'm a nigger
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>>62188607
>golden bull market

line only goes up
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Trump's plan is working. Iran can't control the strait anymore. It can only attack ships not working with america
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>>62188623
yeah windows media player has this weird glitch where it gets stuck in one cover art for the rest of the computer's life.
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>>62188129

GAUZ
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Load up, sisters
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>>62188107
I freaked the fuck out and sold everything ($6,000)
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I'm trying to shitpost and the AI tells me there's a word "ssecure". Englishspeakers, what's up with that?

Anyways, the strait is suctioned
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>>62188630
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>>62188592
WGMI
>>62188594
this is good exposure to samsung and sk hynix my friend
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>>62188628
>Load up
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I hope you don't get your news from twitter
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>>62188642
>FAAAARRS DO NOT REDEEM
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>>62188618
Kek

>>62188627
FUCK YOU, PIECE OF TRASH, YOU COST ME 1K!!!
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Today was going good til I opened the market......

Fuck
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>>62188371
kek grifties
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>>62188648
ANON?
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>>62188626
ok but what do I buy. I don't want to deal with the real world anymore
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>>62188648
kek
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>>62188648
how the fuck did you manage that? oof.
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>market got tricked by fake news again
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Why AMD down?
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>>62188654
sandisk/sk hynix ( with leverage of course)
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>>62188657
fomo into gmebay LMFAO
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to be fair, it was a compelling story and released at the perfect time when there was a lot of uncertainty. i hope people that believed it can forgive themselves and move on.
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>>62188660
CPUs were a distraction from the real thing. Also AMD is losing its touch to Intel
>>62188663
>SNDKFUCKINGGODS
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AMD also make gpu doe
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I’m a goy and I do not deal with the real world thanks to embracing jewish black magick
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>>62188670
That do be a good point doe actually
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>>62188668
I'm going to be honest, these fake news articles are great for controlling the RSI
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>>62188599
$12/gallon is just European gas prices.
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Look at the 2 year yield man. If you are still full long dogshit tech stocks you just deserve what’s coming. A 50 bps hike will destroy this bubble
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>>62188641
Just seeing sex toys makes me horny fwiw
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>CNBC
>@CNBC
>Kalshi traders see April jobs report coming in better than economists' estimates

>Established news outlets now reporting what real-life event gamblers are betting on in regards to macroeconomic data
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>>62188648
>options
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>>62188679
there is 100% some market manipulation going on based on stories released from both sides, and this makes me optimistic a deal will be made because all that is essentially sweeteners via insider trades, feel like there are quid pro quos going back and forth.
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>>62188660
downgraded by HSBC
>The firm cited limited room for earnings upside due to capacity constraints
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>>62188680
Like an aristocrat from 0:40
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>>62188686
ok I looked at it. This is going to crash the shit n piss?
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>>62188690
I trust binary contract traders more than "economists". Calling them gamblers is just cope and seethe that Kamala lost.
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>>62188690
Pretty soon we will be able to invest in event contracts in our IRAs boss.
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>>62188700
True and checked.
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>>62188700
As the say, the wisdom of crowds
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>>62188690
the prime purveyors of goyslop known as mainstream media are already in bet with these giga jeets..CNN literally runs kalshi ads every fucking day now
on the jeet scale of scammers kalshi and polyp market are 100000x the power level of the entire city of calcutta (which is a lot...)
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I think i want to sell my vxus to trade with it. Would give me like 120k. That shit is just rotting now. Should at least be in voo. I think I could dump even more into mu and sndk and still make money...
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SCHD SISTERS WWA
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nice strait bypass bro... be a shame if....
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>>62188699

The 2 year is the market telling the Fed where to put the fed funds rate. So it’s already pricing in 1 hike soon. If they don’t listen, back end blows out and 30 year goes to 5.5 overnight (bigger problem)

Basically we are end cycle, and the thing that always ends the cycle definitively is rate hikes/tightening in rate of change terms. So like how Greenspan ended the dot com bubble
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>>62188717
Bro it's just a ship
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>nows

Convince me not to put 90k into JEPQ
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>>62188717
Has the UAE ever considered not getting drone striked?
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this fucking broker keeps flashing my orders man I swear to fucking god it keeps hitting a smidge above my price then pulling back a whole ass pp just let me scalp in peace dammit
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>>62188725
Read the post, dummy
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>>62188735
Sorry
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>>62188717
>The drone strike and fire came as Emirati authorities announced that the UAE intercepted three Iranian missiles, the first since the country declared its airspace free of threats nearly a month ago

>Three Indian nationals were moderately injured in a “major fire” caused by an Iranian drone strike on the Fujairah Oil Industry Zone, Emirati authorities said Monday.

wow it's nothing
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>>62188729
Forgot pic
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>>62188729
Roughly how much of your portfolio would that be
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>>62188739
Wtf man
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dividends wins again
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I think I’m going to buy 2x inverse oil etf but I gotta time the oil top.
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>>62188657
SPX option that needed 5 more points....

Then we had that drop and I was driving, couldn't look. Got home and the damage was done.

I'm closer to 2 digit portfolio that 4 digit now. And no, options make me my money, how else can I get several hundred in 1 day from doing nothing?

I'm making more off Luna right now, sadly.
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
WHY ARE THE LINES RED
STOP THE DOWNWARD CRAB
WE NEED TO PUMP AGAIN
KEVIN
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who else is a MSFT bagholder
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>>62188729
i boughted 1 for shits and giggles
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Ryan Cohen was awesome today.

CBNC got totally trolled!!!
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>my face when no SNDK cheapies from the sabre rattling
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>>62188737
Some of you guys are cool. Don't come to Iran tonight boss.
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>>62188762
How!?

Shit is too expensive and options are way too far out and expensive.

Fuck this shit!
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>>62188696
>capacity constraints
so basically they made as much money as they physically could and that means they have no value? Doesnt that mean their earnings are going to be insane?
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>>62188751
I bought MSFT for €158 and now it's at €353
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>Zero, absolutely ZERO mention of what's happening in the UAE on the homepages of
CNN
NBC
CBS
FOX

Peak clown country. And it'll wake up with bread at 20 bucks not understanding how it happened.
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Guys I really need a solid slurp, I’m too heavy in cash rn.
Help a young man out.
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Sorry for the off-topic, but what do you suggest to do when you are depressed, find life-meaningless but have some money. Nothing earth-shattering.

It's just that maybe I could do something with it for once other than buy index funds. But I can't think of anything that would bring me any joy.

I'm already medicated, going to therapy and trying to "do stuff".

It's probably a silly question, but I wanted to ask either way.

Anyway, enjoy the trading week. Whatever happens, I hope everyone has a great time.
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My XLE is going up too slowly...
I want to be rich NOW
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GOOG chads sound off!
>+382,10%
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>>62188742
I'm idk my fidelity brokerage is currently at like 430k. I have a separate account with jp Morgan where I was saving paychecks for a down payment on a house. It has like 90k now. Only 20k of that is in voo and the rest is in some bullshit blackrock fund that gets about 4 percent. The idea was to have money accessible for a down payment. I saved for about a year and now I don't even want to buy a house so the money is just languishing.
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WHY ARE WE DUMPING AAAAAAAAAA
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AXIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>62188717
That's an instant -2millions barrels per day, by the way.
Someone had to tell you this, because the media sure won't.
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buy psychedelics stocks
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>>62188744
Do you think my dog is going to be ok?
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>>62188788
>depressed, find life-meaningless
Just keep lowering your expectations until you are happy just being happy. Go out side, breath the air, look at the sky, take a dump. feels good.
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>>62188772
They are 8.1 out of 10 on fidelity bullish score. HSBC looks lkke the one outlier.
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My only question is why is Iran going after UAE/Qatar/SA but not fucking Israel?

Make sense of this shit because it just looks like nigger tier behavior.
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HOLY FUCK DROP EVERYTHING AND LOOK AT SNXX
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>>62188788
>I'm already medicated, going to therapy and trying to "do stuff".
quit all that shit, buy a plane ticket to the Caucasus, and take a hike. Spend 8 months based on or around Tblisi and drink wine on some mountain, find a qt backpacker to play house (or caravan) with
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>>62188821
try pol!
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>>62188821
they're going for maximum shock effect because they can't do shit
>oooo le big fire
the bigger news is their missiles attacks failed
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>>62188660
so you can buy in before earnings, very nice of the market to do that for you
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>>62188825
BOMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCLAT
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New

>>62188839
>>62188839
>>62188839
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>>62188836
What?
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>>62188747
Do you just not understand the concept of risk-of-ruin (I dont mean the usual investor concept of "risk" as in "never do anything, ever")?
>I'm making more off Luna right now, sadly.
Oh no. You are not cut out for this. This was predictable. No one serious about trading would invest in an altcoin, or crypto in general.
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>>62188821
My guesses

1. GCC funded Kushner's acquisition of EA and Ellison's acquisition of Warner Brothers. They're all part of the same gang.

2. What happens in Israel only really affects Israel. What happens in the GCC affects global oil and gas markets.

3. Israel is further away, so the missiles that can reach Israel are fewer and more valuable and need to be saved for the moments when it really matters
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>>62188748
JEROME
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>>62188788
You change your goal to be more realistic ones.
Happiness is just a brief state that you cant capture.
My joy in life is my sick cat and my husbands smile.
Maybe food doesnt taste good for you now and there is no joy in the experience but it will later
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How much MM do I need before I can stop torrenting movies
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>>62188860
No joke, I'm up $40 on Luna. I'm making MORE from a dead crypto than basic trades because of all this stupid shit

No, tech is shit and too expensive
No, oil is shit, had it PRE WAR and nothing went up THOUSANDS like it should have
No, Trump and Jews ruined everything!
I was making so much more last year vs now.
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>>62188787
HGRAF
VLTLF
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It's just so peak.....
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Why tf did LITE moon. I was looking at this shit back in January when it was trading around $350 usd and now it's nearly $1000. Wtf. As if I didn't need anymore signs that we're indeed in a bubble
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>>62188788
try changing your environment, finding things that might be affecting you negatively, or get a psychiatrist to evaluate you



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