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>Strait of Hormuz closed
>World on the verge of WW3
>Oil, gas and condensates shortage
>Inflation rising through the roof
>Old alliances get destroyed
>Rate hikes everywhere
>New more contagious virus killed 15 people on a cruise ship

Yet, this fucking retarded market pumps. Explain this shit if you can.

Pro tip: You can't
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>>62188713
Yes, I could see how you would think that if you were a retarded 5th columnist that gets all their news from SneakO.
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>>62188713
Cheer up bobo. When the great worldwide famine of '27 hits because of the glyphosate crisis everything will be forgotten.
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>>62188713
OHNOES I JUST SOLD 100k EFFERUMZ!
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>>62188728
I SOLD 200K EFFERUMZ!
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>>62188713
Hantavirus isn't new and it's not easily transmissible from person to person so has negligible pandemic potential
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>>62188738
You are going to starve lol.
>>62188759
Disease will be rampant when people are malnourished.
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>>62188778
teeeheee lol iksdee
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>>62188713

Israel stocks crashing
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>>62188816
Short Bayer/Monsanto instead. It's going down this year.
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>>62188713
Nothing ever happens
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>>62188713
None of that matters for data centers, unless there are rate hikes or lack of natural gas in the US
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>>62188713
The US is printing money non-stop and that's why the stock market can only ever go up.
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>>62188713
>Explain this shit if you can.
>Pro tip: You can't
you're wrong. there i just explained it.
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>>62188713
literally all priced in already
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>>62188713
>>World on the verge of WW3
How so?
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>>62188713
>>World on the verge of WW3
Nigga doesn't know
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>>62188713
none of this will effect me i live on a homestead in the middle of third/fourth option vacation properties and have effectively cut all contact and also have a seed vault, so its really all just a buying opportunity to me

i won't know who wins the war until i hear the language the soldiers canvassing the wilderness speak. good luck out there tho.
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>>62189774
please don't bomb us
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>>62188713
The market is forward looking. It is priced based on new information. All of what you listed is either past information or stuff already known for weeks to months. These are the reasons why we went down half a year ago and two months ago.

The reason we are pumping isn't that things are suddenly looking up, you're making the mistake of thinking that the current price is a neutral baseline that would remain there if things just stayed the same economically. This is wrong, and not how financial markets work. People just overreacted and the two week old prices evidently were pricing in a much much qorse scenario that did not end up coming true, so as people realised the sky isn't falling it corrected back to a less pessimistic price point.
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>>62188713
GET IN BOYS!
It's STATE BONDS and MUNICIPAL FUNDS time baby! Get comfy, Escape capital gain taxes, live off of tax free dividends!
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>>62188713
We're in terminal stage clown market. People are so bent on buying le dip that bad news is actually good news. Trillion dollar deficits means there's always more money coming into the economy to pump markets. Don't expect a recession until there are real-world damages like unemployment or true fuel shortages.
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It’s unquestionably over. Reddit is talking about recessions. Extinction is here.
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>>62190156
"less pessimistic" he says lol
Everything gigapumped because everything was fixed and guess what? Nothing is actually fucking fixed
Oil being above a 100 a month ago was a concern big enough for the market to drop 10% and today it sits at fucking 104 and we're up 20% from the dip teaeing though all time highs with zero give back? Are you fucking stupid?
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>>62188713
You said it inflation through the roof so the fed printers go burr to pump those numbers to keep the voting boomers smug in their diapers that their investments that they worked "hard" for are still worth a shit and they keep voting for zionist puppets
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This is all you need to know.
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>>62190161
one of the series greatest episodes
you gotta have seen heavy metal (the movie) though to fully appreciate
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Market is pumping to celebrate massacres genocide barbarism blood ritual zoom zoom no cap frfr
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>>62188713
Iran has been exposing USA and it's hurting the US dollar. If the USD is backed by a paper military, then it's useless. People forget the viet congs dog walked the US.
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>>62189078
>>62189750
Saaars! Must sell the etherz ok!?
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>>62188713
aaand one more award for you
>Explain this shit if you can
you're not ready for it, frfr
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>>62188713
the problem is you, you are not able to accurately assess the world around you so of course everything seems out of whack and doesn't make sense to you.
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>>62190537
>People forget the viet congs dog walked the US
>Vietnam/Jungle (plenty of hiding/ambush places)
>Iran/Desert (see Iraq war)
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>>62190870
They demonstrated the reality of asymmetric warfare again. Destruction is a lot easier than prevention. Number of methods increases.

>>62190156
Let's check Covid. January: China curfews giga cities. February: Markets exit pump. March: Gigacrash.
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>>62188713
None of that shit matters to American business. I haven't noticed a single change in my QoL since any of that happened.
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>>62188713
When you understand that markets are mostly a function of how much money people think central banks will print, it starts to make sense.

Imagine holding cash.

Kek - baggies.
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>>62188713
>Pro tip: You can't
Market is fake and gay you retarded bobo
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>>62188713
>New more contagious virus killed 15 people on a cruise ship
Proof of contagion with control experiment?
Proof of isolation with control experiment?
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>>62190176
Energetic lockdown this year.
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>>62192447
imagine not having some encrypted energy on cold storage
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>>62191230
>Imagine holding cash.

tell that to BRK

financial markets are still subject to expansions and contractions and the recent 10% dip was a fluke

whether it's 1 month or 6 months, trillions are going to be wiped out over the course of a 12 month bleed, just like 2022 and 2008 and unlike the pass month, it will take 7 years to recover, if at all
corporate earnings low (not adjusted for inflation), fake revenue circle jerks, tariffs, $5 gas, a delusional administration that has been undone by a population that simply withstood 5+ weeks of bombing thanks to pure resentment.

Worst of all this is the depegging of USD as reserve currency. stable coins wont float us debt to the globe; china is going to step up
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>>62188713
priced in.
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>>62192439
Uuuhm science doesnt need that shut up Chud!
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If it makes you feel better bobro, EVERY bubble burst always follows after an ultra euphoria pump. That's why it's called a bubble burst in the first place.



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