ISRAEL STOCKS CRASHING EDITION>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Prior >>62188107
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?????HOW LOWCAN YOU GO
>SNDKWTFWT OOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOooooooooooooooooOOOO
conservative portfolio of 25% GOOG
What a petty faggot holy shit
BOOM
Gamestop
>>62188747Do you just not understand the concept of risk-of-ruin (I don't mean the usual pleb investor concept of "risk" as in "never do anything, ever")?>I'm making more off Luna right now, sadly.Oh no. You are not cut out for this. This was predictable. No one serious about trading would invest in an altcoin, or crypto in general.
Reposting. >>62188788Sorry for the off-topic, but what do you suggest to do when you are depressed, find life-meaningless but have some money. Nothing earth-shattering.It's just that maybe I could do something with it for once other than buy index funds. But I can't think of anything that would bring me any joy.I'm already medicated, going to therapy and trying to "do stuff".It's probably a silly question, but I wanted to ask either way.Anyway, enjoy the trading week. Whatever happens, I hope everyone has a great time.>>62188812>feels good.It doesn't, though.>>62188830>quit all that shit, buy a plane ticket to the Caucasus, and take a hike. Spend 8 months based on or around Tblisi and drink wine on some mountain, find a qt backpacker to play house (or caravan) withI guess I could do backpacking without quitting what the doctor ordered. Thanks for the suggestion, anon.
WTFWTMEMGODS ARE WE SAVED?IS SNDK THE BETTER STOCK?
every day i look at SNDK and think surely it can't go higher...
>minors
found this stock called hgrafam I in time for it or too late?
>>62188854even if JPOW tried to be hawkish no one will listen to him, golden bull run in inevitable
False alarmIran was just firing off some fireworks to celebrate the new peace deal
>>62188854Too late made the boys over at the F. E. and D. so much fucking money. Like hundreds of billions boss.
>>62188873I dumped them long ago. It's still not time for silver and gold. And I am here for short-mid term gains.
>>62188865fuck off, loser
HOLY FUCK CAN SNDK GET MUCH HIGHER?????????????????????????????????????
>>62188875That's a scam company. If you actually want to invest in the coming graphene revolution, CVV is the play boss.
2 ships safely crossed the strait already. Iran can't do shit
crash or buying opportunity? I REALLY want to ape into pltr before the earnings.
I slurped, maybe a little too eager to slurp, but if it dips more I can just slurp more.ABSALWAYS BESLURPING
you did price the risk of May being another record breaking green monthly candle on SPY right anon?
>>62188839Thoughts on Photonics stocks? I just botted COHR and ready for to make money
>>62188875HGRAF has been shilled on /smg/ for years by what seems like one mentally ill troon, avoid it at all costs
AMDIONQorPLTR?All before earnings.
>>62188890Does anyone know the names of these ships? Are there any photos of them next to US warships?
How do I get out of my oil longs
>>62188839Is jepq or jepi in a non tax account worth it? Should I collect that divy? I have 80k i was supposed to save for a house but I lost interest and I need to park this money somewhere better. Thoughts?
all coming together
>>62188914Brazil makes less sugar and makes their population healthier plus they get to use ethanol for electricity production and then buy electric cars from china to chill.
I need a SNDK split.
You only need to buy gigabytes.
>>62188909depends on what your goal is. consistent income, make line go up, pay a couple of bills a month? why that instead of the underlying?
>>62188875It's going to $20 as soon as it's uplisted. Buy now or regret later.
gigawatts
>>62188865Travel to Europe, Korea or Japan.Getting a costly hobby. Boating etc
>>62188898Arent you supposed to sell in may and go away?
>>62188922Can women go 5 seconds without wearing a thong? Why would you wear a thong in this scenario?
Advanced Money Destroyer is so Advanced it's Destroying the soxx/soxl print.
>oil pumping, market dumping on literal fake news
>>62188939HSBC heemed amdsissies so hard. -5%
>>62188939>tfw its destroying its duplication
KEVINI DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT INFLATIONJUST PUMP MY BAGS
>>62188944Would you rather it pump/dump on no news boss?
>>62188937to avoid having underwear lines from the tight leggings anon..
>>62188929Probably to keep some momentum on that/not waste opportunity while I continue to save for a house.I put 20k of it in voo back in March and I wish I did all of it. Timed the damn bottom but lost my nuts. Ugh.
>>62188853>MU 26%>GOOG 21%>NVDA 15%>AMD 15%>AAPL 12%>MSFT 9%
>>62188937Can you go 5 seconds without hating women? She's an athlete.
>>62188937For me faggot.
bros why won't google tell me the price of brent crude? are they hiding something?
>>62188964Jeets can't code that
>>62188950I'd rather laugh at the market geniuses for being tricked by fake news again
I can't wait for MU to hit 1k next. It's going to do it. Fucking memory has saved my dick.
Why do so many people think that beating the indexes long term is impossible? I've been vibe trading for 2 years now and have doubled the S&P's gains in that time span. Sure, 2 years isn't exactly long yet, but I'd have expected at least some regression to the indexes by now.
>>62188981>has saved my dickWe are curing trannyism one pump at a time
>>62188937no zoomers ruined the thong by not not embracing the full range of undies. it's all things then the first thing they want to do it take it off. they just don't get it.
>>62188954if you want momentum there are momentum specific funds like spmo, why do you want potentially taxable income as opposed to future capital gains?
>>62188983everyones a genius in a bull market
market status?
Wow. Interesting.
>>62188997>interesting
>>62188991>>62188983Remember 2022 bro
COME ON NVIDIA YOU BLOODY BASTARD SIR GO UP
Market is about to go parabolic in the next few days, I can feel it in the air. The current vibe is just right dont know how to describe it.
>>62188937youre a virgin arent you lad. thats like asking why dont men wear bagging hanes boxer shorts instead of tights while doing sports
Soooo, we sell MU right?
it's just so peak...
>>62188875It's poised for another leg up by the end of the month, buy a little and enjoy the ride. Nasdaq either this month or by july.Anyone shilling any other graphene company is coping because hgraf is the only company that makes pure, genuine graphene in a form that can be readily utilized. >>62188901There's more than one of us. Sorry you can't spot winners when they're posted.
There's a giant spider hiding somewhere in my car
>>62189014....At 750....
The US makes more money nominally but how come our QoL seems worse than the chinese?
>>62188944thats what its been doing since the war began
>>62189017a very tiny but agile spider leaped into my beard today and has not come out
power ten minutes please
>>62189014>>62189019In 2030. At 750. After 2 splits.
>>62189020because inequality has never been higher in the US. The 0.1% own more than the bottom 50%, 90% really
>>62188885No, it's going to 150 soon when it splits
thank you bears
>>62189024jeromeeeee please
>>62189014at $1000 after 3 splits
>YOUR HAND REACHED OUT TO HOLD MINE>BUT YOU'RE GRASPING MELTING ICE
>>62189020>how come our QoL seems worse than the chinese?Lmao
PLTR
Imagine firing 15 missiles and 4 drones at a country and the result is 3 indians are moderately injured
>>62189049And the strait being closed
>>62189050I don't think the missiles did that
>>62189042the same quantities of accidents and eoy homicide numbers decrease qol by different amounts where the latter's is greater
>>62189049i could do better with half as many missiles
>>62189050multiple ships have safely transited today. no ships being guided by project freedom have been stopped. Iran can't do shit
>>62189049a steep cost but worthy outcome
>>62188933I live in Europe. What now?>Getting a costly hobby. Boating etcI'd rather try drugs or hookers than just piss money away.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
Hey uhhh wccftech and techradar can you guys just keep making articles about how RAM prices are expected to increase for the next two years? Thanks>>62189063I made money today...but I might not tomorrow...
I sold half my portfolio a few weeks ago and now i'm buy an electric car with the money. Thanks for your attention to the this matter.
>>62189049>DUOL id
>>62189063Today: -0.66%This Month: +0.09%This Year: +13.07%wrong direction
>>62189063made $800down 92,7% YTD
>>62189067No. Invest gains in Ford stock and be a dividend king.
>>62189063made 2k down 77% ytd
>>62189063not yet>mafia3warehouse.mp4
>>62189084Based
pltr kek
>>62189091Jewgods won?
>>62189063down five percent
>>62189063+3.41%Closed out some puts for a tidy profit today
>>62189058they have?not seen any uptick on the handful that cross each day on any site/tracker
>>62188900LITE is the bigger play.
>>62189053Ask the shipowners if they are willing to pass through the strait>>62189058Don't you think if that was true the oil price would react a bit stronger to that. Not only that, it's up.
>>62189063You tell me
>PINSHow is a website for teenage girls outperforming real companies YTD?
+0.46%. Oil/Missiles only started rippin EU after hours.
>>62189058delulu
>>62189112How about you tell us a story 'bout that port that's red?
>>62189112good. now its time for a leveraged revenge trade.
>>62189094it's over
>>62189091>33 cents per share.all so tiresome
>>62189063down 0.67%, gold exposure hit me
>>62189119It's over....
>>62189079I can do that later. I'm tired of being fucked at the gas station here i EU-land. With the EV I can save several hundreds of dollars per month since I can charge at home, have lower service costs, taxes and even insurance.
is there a simple trick to find the next 10 bagger?
>>62188902I wish I saw this 15 minutes earlier...
>>62188944what news?
DUOL BAGGIESKEK DUOLBAGGIES
>>62189014no but ill buy some more when it dumps back to 450-500. ill start buying at 500 i think. at 450, maybe a LEAPS
>>62189063
>>62189063Did you see a Doctor?
>>62189063+0.77%
HOLY KEK DUOLIGMA
>>62189159BEST ES EM GEE TRADER ANUS REKT AGAIN SAAS LOSES
>>62189063+1.24%im going to do it. im going to do it. im going to do it.
Start the clock guys
>>62189067what are you doing lmao keep it invested, borrow against it with margin so you get gains and a car
>DUOLOnly an inbred moron would invest long-term in this shit. Zero moat and limited ability to monetize bigly without driving people away.
>>62189165Why don't they just accept the new tollbooth system. It's literally the correct play.
>>62189141maccas will pump thursday :))
>>62189165TACO tuesday gonna be good
>>62189063+1.5%It's getting spooky but the portfolio keeps going up so as long as it works, it works I guess
>>62189171Beacuse the peace deal had two other points mainly>Israel isn't allowed to invade Lebanon anymore>A long-term "strategic dialogue" with Arab states to create a Middle Eastern security system, involving Russia and China as enforcers
>>62189165Delicious tacos!I like to drizzle some $150 oil over mine.
PLTRReported GAAP EPS of $0.36 up 300.00% YoY vs est 0.277Reported revenue of $1.63B up 84.71% YoY vs est 1.54BPalantir raised its full-year 2026 revenue guidance to $7.65B, representing 71% growth, and U.S. commercial revenue guidance to over $3.22B, at least 120% growth.
>>62189165He's baking a taco supreme for Tuesday.
>>62189063inconsequential movement
>>62189165The biggest, the greatest, find some new adjectives nigga.
>>62189159
Not feeling too well PLTR bros… the Peter thiel funded Anglo Zionist Talmudic network has failed me…No jewfu and no giga pump. It’s over
Pretty sure that's it, the artificial cork's out the bottom, recession inc.
>>62189194Gotta wait for the call bro. They double beat by a comfy margin and increased guidance. >>62189185
>>62189165>lying on the internetBoo, boo! Loser.https://www.foxnews.com/video/6394449241112
so when do we sell oil stonks?it feels wrong making this much money
>>62189195>recession inc.What are smigger plans to survive and get rich in recession inc?
>>62189165Just so happens I was gonna make tacos for dinner tonight
>>62189206With fujairah getting hit today I don't see any reason to sell my oil plays anytime soon.
>>62189165tomorrow he'll say>What? When did I say this?
>>62188937you never played sports before?
>>62189206Dont worry. You will sell too late regardless.
>>62189210"they" will print digital oil out of thin air. just watch them do their magic. you will be surprised how much money you can lose.
>>62189165I'm getting tired of eating tacos every single Tuesday
>>62189207There will be no recession here in America. Not while our Leader is still the president boss.
>>62189216I'm in palm oil and a cratered north sea oil play for when starmer is forced to drill. I'm not in 'oil' as such.
>>62189207Bitcoin.
>>62189199Yeah I’m just halfway memeing.I NEED 500 shares of PLTR and a cute Israeli gf
>>62189117You tell me how to x1000 it and I can.
>>62189101yes two american flagged merchant vessels as reported by centcom
>>62189171You can't setup a toll on an international waterway anon. Even the UN would be against it.
>>62189235It was the way of doing things for centuries so it might just naturally come back.
>>62189232>multiple>twokind of talking about the bare minimum here
>>62189232>pay the toll>make the money back out of shorting oil baggies goyim never learn
is RIVN a cheapy?
any asts baggies?
>>62189165NOT AGAIN FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62189245just eat your way out of that delicious croissant rope, anon
>>62188873bought an obvious bubble award
>>62189254I wouldn't even think about selling anything PM's related until post war
LET'S FUCKING GO PALANTIR NIGGERRRSSSS WE RIDING!
stock visualizer today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777927298647251.webm
>>62189240They snuck them out too which could only happen once. Resulting in 2mbpd going offline. Trump isn't the brightest.
>>62189227I love Jews so much I wish I wasn’t a filthy goy
>>62189240Thats two ships that Iran attempted to stop and failed. Zero ships operating under project freedom have been stopped. Iran can't do shit
>>62189276moshe kys
>>62189283and if both paid tolls?
>Trump: I hate to have to pay tariffs back.>Trump: I am already doing other ways of tariffs.
>>62189283>Iran can't do shitLet me know when we're back to even 10% traffic value
>>62189288They paid tolls so Iran fired missiles at them, failed and had 7 speedboats destroyed? Oil bagholders aren't too bright
>>62189283>>62189291Can I also get a notification on my phone?
>>62189294you thought a country which shut down a strait and bombed tel aviv less then thirty days ago couldn't bomb some oil tanker? it's over for western shills
>>62189302Yes they tried and failed hence why the two ships safely transited. More to come
all that propaganda for prices to have dropped still
She was unhinged today
I want to die. I'm doing ok in the market I mean just generally.
>>62189305and if iran didn't fail and ships paid tolls then what?
>>62189302
>>62189305>>62189312I don't even think that's relevant. We're not at even 10% of straight volume. This weird "IRAN CAN'T DO SHIT" cope makes no sense
>>62189312>Danish shipping and logistics company Maersk confirmed Monday that one of its ships traversed the Strait of Hormuz with US military protection, and that all of its crew members are “safe and unharmed.”
I been trying since Jan to make money.If you can't buy stocks like crypto, aka cheap spend $100 get 1 million stocks, what the fuck do you do!?I can't buy $130 single stocks, I don't want to wait 2 years for a stock to go up $5, I WANT MONEY NOOOOW!
>>62189312See >>62189319 wrote in green, therefor it must be true boss.
Does anyone know the names of the two ships that allegedly went through the strait? Are there any pictures? Has anyone else seen them? Are they like the ship that Chris Wright said the US had escorted through the strait?
>>62189317it never did. why us interests would want to drop oil bags on buyers already priced out of groceries via printed money is insane as well. apparently the american goyim can't take enough losses
>>62189323This would be a top signal if this guy was making money
>>62189329The names of the ships have been hidden to protect the innocent boss.
>>62189308
>>62189319>believe ((news)) goymaersk won't publish current transactions will it?
>>62189339Please don't top signal with genned anime girls of my mu
>>62189328it's right here tripfag chud
New investor here, looking to do 50% index, 60% individual stocks. Have 4k usd to invest tomorrow morning, so gonna put 2.3k into individual stocks. Shill me your picks
>>62189317Has this chart been updated to cover the last 3 weeks?
>>62189254>>62188873I was just talking with my normie friend and he said his (ultra normie) gf had bought into silver right before it dropped 30% that one day. HYMC bros, we're still gonna make it, right?
Duolegumes
>>62189329From 10 minutes ago: BBC says one ship is the "Alliance Fairfax", which is a vehicle carrier, so if true, then it might still have no impact for oil or LNG. Still apparently no pictures from CENTCOM of the alleged escort process.
>>62189354I have no idea. The point is that two ships means nothing when we used to get 100+ everyday
>>62189276I don’t want to deal in the real world anymore…
>>62189366so long as mumus cope and buy more bags on those numbers
>>62189349IBMSELF
My Soun doesn't look so good. Was I led astray?
>>62189165the grandaddy Cinco de mayo taco Tuesday of all taco Tuesdays.
>SOUNi want to thank my parents for helping me see this vision through to the end, and especially my dad for setting me straight haha. i want to thank my loving wife and children for having the patience to support me in this endeavour. most of all though i want to thank the big man jerome. we'll miss you.
>>62189357Is now a good time to buy some silver?
>he buyed botted a company that has "AI" in the name
>>62189366There are 900 ships stranded with no hope of return. Now there is.
>>62189294Any footage of the destroyed speedboats? Still no footage on CENTCOM's Twitter account
>>62189392If you mean the fake paper silver, the response is NO. Oil is going to cuck silver for at least a month.If you mean physical silver, Yes, this is a very good dip.
>>62189394I'm buoyed to buyerbottering a company that has AI in the name.
>nu/smg/ is trying to spin an apocalyptic energy crisis as a """""bull market"""""
I bought the GAUZ top fuck my life
>>62189400Iran said no ships would cross the strait without their permission. Two just did. More to come.
>>62189349Normie stocks with low risk, unironically.NVDAMUGOOGLAMazonTSMDon't make the mistake to be smarter than the market if you are a beginner and go for meme stocks instead (I did)
>>62189397>>62189419you're not paid enough to shill propaganda mr fedbot. push another talking point
>>62189028Can you articulate why you believe this particular type of wealth inequality matters?For example, if everyone had a Porsche and a house on the beach, does it matter if the ultrarich have space yachts and live on the Elyisum space station? Please respond.
>>62189349eeeeerm
>>62189426ok mr IRGC shill ww3 is coming any day amirite oil to $200 down with the dxy
>>62189432https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution
>>62189411What top? That stock has been bleeding since IPO.
>>62189177its not only taco tuesday. ITS THE CINCO DE MAYO TACO SPECIAL
>>62189425>low risklol
>>62189254>obvious bubbleMining has always been cyclical, retarded niggernormies have only disrupted it. I'd be more worried about whatever the fuck tech stocks are doing.
>>62189419Iran's blockade doesn't depend on speedboats. They have aerial drones, underwater drones and missiles that can be launched from land.I have zero faith in official statements (from either side). It might just be that an empty vehicle carrier made a run for it and managed to sneak past, possibly while some kind of distraction maneuver or feint was being performed, then the US pretended there was a warship escort and leaned on Maersk to play along. If so, then it's not really repeatable at any meaningful scale.
>>62189437Wow, 2 whole fucking ships on what use to be 200+ ships a fucking day, you're a retard
>>62189152Kind of
>>62189448yes henlo this is called the beginning also called the end for Iran
>>62189441Bought in at 65 cents
>>62189440I asked whether you can articulate it. I guess not.>French revThey did not have anything to eat. Does the Porsche owner starve?Please use your braincells.
>>62189445Yeah, Google is not going to become bankrupt because of trump twitting bs
>>62189437>it's us vs them>if you don't lose money holding bags you're them>irgc mentioned out of nowherethis is a for profit thread mr fedbot, if the irgc got more roi money would go to them and the strait is looking mad roi for a nation which "can't do anything". literally go shill america on pol
I work for Axios.
>>62189380You're betting on an yet another random AI company whose main claim to fame is acting like a glorified receptionist for a mediocre sandwich shop. You tell me.>>62189425Nigger, he has $4k, and all of those stocks are at ATHs with massive valuations. He may as well buy the index.>>62189434>25% of the ETF is taken up by a stock that's up 616.80% in a single year.How could this possibly go wrong?
>>62189455so long as you believe it
>>62189323buy options but don't hold them til expiration, scalp them during market open
>>62189461>agree with my schizo oil bagholder IRGC talking points or you're le feds!
>>62189452>usa couldn't stop iran six months ago and now shills it willit's overr
>>62189473>Iran still can't use their own ports and is now watching america use their strait freely
>>62189464the bet was on a short squeeze not the company
>>62189464>he doesnt believe that the datacenters are real
>>62189440MFW A Commie retard stumbles into the business forum.
>>62189470who got bags? go back to pol and use less buzzwords
>>62189477a rectangle not connected to the grid is not actually a datacenter
>>62189475SHORT OIL SHORT OIL
>>62189425MU isn't a meme stock?
>>62189464Winners have very high valuations. Wow, what a surprise. Better recommend him to invest in HGRAF or some bs meme stock
>>62189482My posts actually apply directly to the stock market unlike your schizo pol talking points
>>62189481what's communism?>>62189475why push blatant "america does what is wants" when literal gas and grocery prices went up and soldiers were about to die?
>>62189483>he doesn't know about the off-grid datacenter secretly cracking the code of the singularity
>>62189223what tickers, sempai?i'm in good ol' OXY and CVX
>>62189492>I'll push the consequences but not the successful responsesmust suck to be an oil bagholding bearcuck
>>62189491why are literal fedbots spamming america after hours when the spy dumped?
>>62189447hope your day is going well, thinking about you.
>>62189499We used to have a shill here to defend the federal reserve and only the federal reserve
>>62189499I didn't know the IRGC worked for smg
>>62189496americans lost purchasing capacity on the dollar and soldiers had to be sent to a third world while billions were printed. it's over.
>>62189504the irgc is looking mad profitable rn
I just made a bomb ass burger. The only bright spot on my plate since Trump crashed my mining portfolio.
kek kek oil baggies baggies
>>62189507hey maybe if you keep spreading your death of america fud your buttcoins bags will pump
>>62189499I think hes the migger who, according to him, only does dividends and spams oil and brown fud
>>62189464>that picStill one of my favorite videos.https://streamable.com/7l4to0
>>62189495AEP (FTSE) is an Indonesian palm oil and rubber producer. Palm oil is used in diesel substitute. HBR (FTSE) is a distressed north sea oil producer that is trying to diversify die to government restrictions.I expect it to pump when restrictions are relaxed.
>>62189492"Wealth inequality" fuck off, faggot. No you wont have a "revolution" either. No one gives a fuck about envious losers.
>>62189514maybe if you fucked off back to where you came from this thread would be marginally better
>>62189514my smigger in christ literal jews profit off of the "death of america" and pay shills like you to pump it. soldiers will die, billions were printed and oil and groceries went up for millions of american in literal weeks
>>62189512I ordered in a steak with truffle and parmesan fries.
>>62189515and how much does 4chan pay you ?
I'm buying PLTR if it keeps dumping
>>62189528>and how much does 4chan pay you ?This might be the funniest out
>>62189515which you didn't quote because?>>62189519>No one gives a fuck about envious losers.it's scared
>t-there is no crisis, goy>p-please don't sell>c-can you p-pretty please short oil for me? ;_;
>>62189524>soldiers will diestill praying for boots on the ground and "4k drone killcam vids" are we me anti america
>>62189524it be like that
>>62189534Its not fear, its disgust.
>>62189476It's all squeezed out, son.>>62189477I'd rather go DELL or DDOG>>62189490At these prices, he's not going to make significantly more off those stocks than he would going all in off the index. He's only putting $2.3k in individual, which makes it clear he's looking for something cheap with the potential for big growth. At least tell him to buy MSFT.
>>62189536you can pray for literally anything, that's fucking retarded
>>62189528Nothing because I don't need it. You did a melty a few days ago because I called your dumb ass out for saying it's impossible to profit off Oil
>>62189536and when the masses see their soldies blow up live?>>62189538does disgust pay bills yet?
>>62189542>MSFTthis has to be bait...
>>62189548>he's bagholding oil and getting dumped on repeatedly in the middle of an epic bull run>he saves pictures to his hard drive of that one time he made profit
>>62189551Bills?
>>62189425OILOILanything else is low IQ or big bucks
>>62189553your "in speak" failed too. what's the problem with print screens of profits?
>>62189552Only "safe" stock that's beaten down enough to justify buying it over the index. He could even go for MSFL.
Imagine being a professional zogslave like this goy >>62189553 kek. I couldn't imagine a worse job.
>>62189542yeah... i know...
>>62189561it's probably an llm assisted one as well
>25 pbtid
>>62189561yes I'd rather repeat IRGC talking points the Chinese man told me my oil bags would go to $200
>>62189524>soldiers will diewe outsourced dying for Israel to south america awhile ago.
>>62189570笑
>>62189575were aircraft carrier crews informed of that?
>>62189535Wow not cool blowing up someone else's property like that and then filming it to boot
>>62189447trying to nap but can't without letting you know i love you.
Today sucked. Very discouraging.
>>62189600facts
>>62188871After their earnings it will probably go to 1500-2000. I had it shorted like a retard but I'm long now. I'm guessing it will pull back decenrly hard soon enough and I will slurp more.
>>62189464>Nigger, he has $4k, and all of those stocks are at ATHs with massive valuations. He may as well buy the index.He also has a VERY cavalier relationship with numbers. He's not gonna make it, but he can have a fat index fund.
>DDR6GODS
>>62189570>not pointing out the 31 pbtid chudyou eat silica packets irl tbqh
>>62189612True that my IQ is 83 and I have dyscalculia
>>62189626Buying a stick will financially ruin me
AMD
>>62189630you do shift work for jews who profit off of american deaths
>>62189634Awkward. Please follow my advice: NEVER try to stock pick. You WILL fail, the average person usually does. And the loss will be big. But with index funds, you will over the long term NEVER make a loss. Please just buy and hold the (tech) index ETF.
>>62189647and if Iran builds a nuke you would talk about le Jews huh
>>62189652jesus, allah and the markets willing
>>62188908S... sell them?
Shit I forgot to invest in a mother's day card
>>62189652Iran getting a nuke would unronically be extremely bullish for the markets because it would mean the end of the jewish supremacist terror state being able to cause trouble in the middle east and endanger global oil supplies, without fear of nuclear retaliation for their blatant warmongering and genocide.
>>62189681and after Iran nukes you country you can tell us about le jews
>>62189652theyre goat fuckers with some chinkshit drones and some speed boats, they aint building shit.
>>62189691goat sodomy invocation award
>>62189688>iran will bomb you ok>it's not a false flag moshe try again
>>62189696they're enriching weapons grade uranium for medical research ;)
>>62189702hopefully they get nukes asap. maybe russia or china could sell them some already
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>>62189688Iran has no ability nor interest in launching nukes at anyone other than israel. They're only interested in a regional deterrent against the most violent and murderous country on earth. Go fight your own wars, like. Israel's continued destabilization of the middle east is extremely bad for the stock market.
>>62188902I love these charts. Thank you for posting them.I've only seen comments on BRK.B, AMD, BROS, IREN, and WEN. I think that AMD is gonna jump even more. I'm surprised that PINS had a good report today.Curious to see how much private credit has hurt KKR and BXSL if at all. I think that there's a decent chance that PYPL could end up in the red. NVO seems like a good bet after LLY last week or whatever.I really want to see what happens with BYND and WEN. I think that it's over for BYND which sucks because I like their products but I wonder if they will get one more pump before disappearing.
>>62189713right and if things don't go their way they won't start attacking everything they can like they aren't currently doing
>>62189702I hope Iran builds a nuke soon so that they can put an end to the unchecked israeli aggression currently hurting the stock market. You unhinged genocidal warmongers need a deterrent before you start even more wars.
>>62189720why wouldn't jews do it? it's the literal samson option and iran at least has oil to sell. you are jewish, kill yourself
>>62189724don't forget to send Iran your btc to use their strait
>>62189713Keep sucking muslim cock faggot
BAKEEEEEEERalso why is target stock up like 33% in the past 6 months?that's not normal is it?
>>62189730so long as they need it
>>62189675Shit anon thanks for reminding me.It's okay though you have a week to walk into a Target or something
>>62189731sucking cock invocation awardepstein is based, sucking cock and butt sex and sodomy are funny, it's funny to make fun of prayer without realizing ur doing it, etcjews destroyed
Who’s /sellinMayAndGoAway/ here? I’ve about 60% cash gonna get to 80 soon
>>62189738there's only two months in the history of the stock market that are down on avg and neither is May
>>62189738i did this in april and got royally fucked
>>62189720>if things don't go their wayYou mean if israel commits perfidy (a war crime) by launching unprovoked attacks during disarmament negotiations? Iran always said that their conventional deterrent strategy would be to attack middle east oil fields if they were ever attacked. Kvetching about this is like firing a nuke at Russia and then acting surprised when they nuke you back. You have no self-awareness. Israeli aggression needs to be contained with an Iranian nuclear deterrent so that the stock market can return to its normal upward course.>>62189730Don't forget to gas yourself.
>>62189740>September and FebruaryThat checks out. It was raaape then
>>62189732>>62189735why is target stock up in hte past 6 months?
>>62189744I'm American idgaf about israel america has committed no crimes
>>62189735Yeah I might go tonight and then right to the post office.
>>62189738i'm backing out now see you fuckers in septgot a few thous i'll let ride on long oil/short spy
>>62189751You're the "person" that always posts about>heh Esptein was actually cool and based, goy!You belong in an oven. This is financial advice.
>>62189747Whites are coming home
>>62189715>because I like their productsCruelty free meat from actual animal cells is being developed. Most of that is not captured via public exposure, but funded by billionaires and some legacy meat companies.The fake meat shit is pure hyperprocessed LITERALY s-o-y garbage.
I am shooting myself because I missed the SK Hynix IPO
>gas prices are still fucking mooningThe music stops soon.https://www.gasbuddy.com/usa
>>62188865the medication is suppressing your emotions and putting you into a neutral state. get away from the current negative cycle in your life, wind down the meds to let yourself have positive experiences too. there are a lot of people who only live because they don't think about killing themselves, there are a lot fewer people who live because they want to lean into what they're doing
the party never dies
>>62189796Did all of the big tech companies stop because they were constrained by RAM?
>>62189793this one just openned up bro
>>62189807I know I know but SKK holdings though. I'll just stay full port MUU
>>62189760To be fair, a lot of you guys do have jeffrey derangement syndrome
>>62189781Most of what Americans eat is hyper-processed and loaded with chemicals. The same people who will eat a bag of Doritos for breakfast, drink soda with every meal, and snack on cookie thins in the afternoon thinking that they're healthy because they're thinner than real cookies will say that imitation meat is too processed for them.You're not wrong and I don't necessarily agree with you but I think that the bigger issue is that they couldn't scale it up to keep costs down. I can't see lab-grown meat being viable any time in the next few decades due to costs but I hope that I live long enough to see it. Beyond and Impossible burgers were great for me in a pinch. Also there are some onions-free veggie patties out there already and I'm not just talking black bean burgers and whatnot.
>>62189814>>62189814>>62189814
>>62189189I swear I could see her balls when her skirt blew up!
