This fucking job market bro. I have never been so demoralized by every metric conceivable. I can barely even jack off. I just spend my days refreshing my email. I've been working for 10 years and never seen it this bad. It never took me more than 2-4 weeks to find a job. Lots of interviews but the job gets reposted fkr months on end afterwards 90 percent of the time, which means it was never real.
>>62189003You're being filtered. Next time don't get replaced by a chatbot.
may be work on your skillset instead of masturbating
>>62189003It could also mean that there are new requirements that you do not fulfill.Did you try being homosexual and infected with countless jungle diseases, an Indian rapist with no body hygiene, stupid as fuck, extra bootlicking and subservient, and certified for all of that?Do you speak corporate hate speech fluently?
>>62189052>Next time don't get replaced by a botFTFY tradie. Tik, tok.
>>62189060Masturbating is part of my skill set.
>>62189060OK, first serious answer in this ridiculous demoralization spam thread that OP will never reply to because he's an Indian-run bot: Skills are meaningless in 2026. Throw your assets together for leverage, doing quid pro quo. It's the only way now. Stop paying for any luxuries, this is not a little crisis, it is the beginning of the extinction of humans, if not evolutionary biological life. Just because you grew up in convenient social lies doesn't mean they continue to exist under self-replicating machine rule.
>>62189003just start lying like everyone else is doing
>>62189090There are meaningful skills out there but extremely few and far between these days thanks to social media oversaturating just about every micro niche you can think of.> just be a Burj Khalifa elevator tech broJust an example I pulled out of my ass but I guarantee that microniche trade is already oversaturated or the greedy bosses are using foreign slave labor. Slave labor is not just in the UAE either, it's all over 'murica too.Anyways OP, welcome to a Brave New World.
>>62189104I dont need to lie, I meet the qualifications. These jobs aren't real
>>62189064I check all those boxes and have had no problems finding jobs in the past
>>62190025OK human, then stop cucking yourself and find people to do >>62189090. You can still get a few partners and go for VC, the automated entrepreneur is still 6 to 12 months out, and even then it will take months to take all entrepreneurial avenues. Might even hold it back for a while due to other capabilities, and to not cause riots before the control grid is strong enough. Cater to rich people exclusively, because the middle class wealth goes to them. Prepare for the situation that you have to serialize owning businesses, with revenue in each being measly. Businesses with heavy physical moats preferred. You are lucky, you are one of the first who got rekt, so you are one of the first in the new business world of survival during our extinction. Gives you an edge.
>>62190892>>62189090kek
>>62189003Two people I didn't hire this week had soft hands and a weak handshake. I hired an austistic guy just because he's white. You should probably thicken up those wrists of yours and try being white. Maybe apply a little sandpaper to your palms.
>>62189003Job market isn't as bad as people say it is. Of course this is assuming you didn't unironically fall for the CS/Cybersecurity/IT degree meme lol. Those markets are completely dead and they're not coming back.
>>62192860i fell for the cybersecurity meme and cant find a job now
>>62190892>>62189090Sounds grim
>>62194596You can only get into cybsec through invitation-only/direct connections + prior tech experience. It's always been gated like that.
>>62189090This made me laugh, thanks silverstein.
>>62189090>just gamble everything on kalshi broLooool!!
>>62189003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ygsixNsPSc
>>62189003dead-end jobs that down provide educational improvement to you, amirite?>10 years doing the same thing? yikes>10 years and no senpais noticed you? yikes>10 years of disassociation? yikesReally, what did you gain in those 10 years besides paycheck to paycheck living?
>>62189003>I should always be able to get a new job in 2 weeks because...I just should ok!
>>62192860>>62194596>>62194917I have 15 years experience, worked at the Pentagon and some other bug name cyber operations, a CISSP, some Sans certs, Plunk admin cert and experience, a master's, and I was recently unemployed 2 years. Put in like 1000 applications. Had maybe 10 interviews. In the end someone made up a new job and gave it to me.That's what working in cybersecurity is like now.
>>62195508based >Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come. I'm waiting on the good times now.
>>62194596>>62195508Cybersecurity is OK but you have to be willing to work like 3 years in a SAAAR tier IT tech support place to get experience. You can't just graduate and go right into making $90k a year. You've got to start out in a shitty position somewhere for a while. Tech jobs are weird like this.
>>62189003Drop your pride and ego and pick up the Fkn shovel and dig the hole at the construction site you filthy goyim slave fuck
>>62189003No love no job, simple as.
>>62197299I worked DoD cyber and some other government agencies I won't name. I have tons of experience. I still struggled to land a job.
