I'm about to receive thirty thousand in cash in the coming month.What's a nice safe way to invest it with guaranteed returns?
>>62190310There's no such way. The "safer" you go the lower your expected return, which paradoxically increases your long-term risk due to inflation eroding the value of your assets. The "riskier" you go the higher your expected return, which paradoxically lowers your long-term risk by growing your assets fast enough to beat inflation. All you can do is choose the form of risk with which you're least uncomfortable.
>>62190325/threadPost Sneeds.
>>62190310Silver and gold in your hands, fiat is going to shit the bed soon, there is a reason buffet has his money in cash right now so stay out of the markets, freeze dried food could be a hell of a investment with the coming food shortage, sell for profit or eat for the next few years
>>62190310T-bills
>>62190365>>fiat is going to shit the bed soon>>there is a reason buffet has his money in cash right nowanon, you uh....
'guaranteed returns' is an oxymoron. kindly fuck yourself
>>62190398Yeah buffet doesnt have insider info on when to use the cash to abtain the right assets before the petro dollar goes hyperinflationary like lucky larry pulling a terrorism policy on the towers 2 months before 9/11
>>62190310All in link
>>62190310Cash is kangz!
>>62190310Buy a big bag of cocaine and sell it as smaller bags. Guaranteed return
>>62190325>Paradoxically increases your risk due to inflation eroding the valueThis guy's a complete armchair economist and retard anon, would be wise to inverse this idiot
>>62190310bank CDhttps://www.mybanktracker.com/cd?src=700832&quadlink=http://o1.qnsr.com/cgi/r?;n=203;c=1670366;s=3086;x=7936;f=202003031040120;u=j;z=TIMESTAMP;campaignid=21862772543;adgroupid=176509136304;gclid=Cj0KCQjwh-HPBhCIARIsAC0p3ce9zTiMB7FVfK2H-2I97lhA1_CbIF_2webpJkqoOTh1Xi1RZmfI8pkaAnvhEALw_wcB&ad=719404869511&fb=&campaignid=21862772543&adgroupid=176509136304&targetid=dsa-2371193308283&feedid=&extensionid=&mt=&dev=c&model=&network=g&ploc=1019212&iloc=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21862772543&gbraid=0AAAAAD7pvZPoEo0Kf7ROCTD1TJ82LRp1v&gclid=Cj0KCQjwh-HPBhCIARIsAC0p3ce9zTiMB7FVfK2H-2I97lhA1_CbIF_2webpJkqoOTh1Xi1RZmfI8pkaAnvhEALw_wcB
move to phillipenes and pay under 100 rent a month and fuck the girls for $3joymaxxing
>>62190310Give it to me and I’ll double it for you
>>62190310>step 1: buy LUNC>Step 2: stake LUNC>Step 3: ???>Step 4: Profit
>>62190325you shut your whore mouth
Pay off some debts
>>62190310farthest otm soxl call
>>621903101. Stop looking at /biz/ once you get the money2. If you're broke, keep like 5k of it in case some random expense comes up3. If you're not broke and already have some savings, just put all of it into VFIAX (vanguard index fund that tracks the s&p)4. If you're kinda schitzo... then you can also buy like an ounce of gold or something
>>62190602Are also susceptible to inflation erosion, while not having sufficient upside in their best years to recover the losses. CD's just guarantee that your money loses value somewhat less rapidly than stuffing the cash under your mattress.
>>62190310depending on where you live, buy a shitbox apartment, give it the landlord special and rent it out
All in index fund and forget about it.Any normie I know that has suddenly received money through inheritance or whatever has pissed it down the drain instantly, don't be one of those.
>>62190325so what about when you invest super riskily to get a bunch of money, and your net asset value plummets when the companies fail
>>62190624girls and rent are cheap, but food and transportation are not, be ready to spend at least 300 usd per week and likely catch a STI
>>62196111I'm always ready to catch an STI
>>62190469Only way
