he thought Hormussy was a problem edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Prior>>>62189814
>INTC is $96jesus christ why did I sell at $50I held this stock for years since $20 and I sold two weeks before it mooned. It mentally hurts more than losing money
anon made an IRC channel #trading on irc.rizon.net
I wonder if the tankies that invaded smg realize they poked a bunch of very, very rich dudes
What if AI replaces /smg/ger shitposters?>implying it hasn't alreadyHOGS bros, WW@?
>>62190808>WebmNow you're thinking with Portals!
>>62190817Define rich? I have $3 million and consider myself working class.
>>62190823>HOGS bros, WW@?ride or die brotha
>>62190831I have a negative quarter milbuy SONY
Put a TACO in that Hormussy
>>62190817>I wonder if the tankies that invaded smg realize they poked a bunch of very, very rich dudesWow, I guess being mad that Trump reversed course on all of his campaign promises after I donated to him and volunteered for his campaign makes me a tankie. You should buy oil and oil accessories btw.
>>62190808I work at Walmart and get a 15% discount on stock. Should I cap out the limit, I think it's 3k in stock. New investor jere
>>62190863yes
What did he mean by this?
>>62190831You have low self esteem or are a senior citizen
>>62190866Imagine the hyperinflation if he actually cuts interest rates right now. The Q2 CPI nowcast is already flirting with 6%.
>>62190874The odds of a hike are now the same as a cut, though they're both around 9% with the vast majority forseeing no move.
Is it time to sell coinbase and go home?
Shortages can only happen due to market interventions like shorting oil futures. It only gets worse from here.
Added to my AEP bag since it dipped nearly 5%. Recovered it in the first half hour. Noice.
You can get 5% margin on interactive brokers, what should I buy?
>>62190816there's already a #/biz/ that no one uses
>>62190921on rizon?
>>62190927yeah
>>62190816I come to 4chan to post on 4chan not rizon.
oooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
is it a good time to buy more sk hynix?seems like equities can be boughted in krx since a few days ago
So that was a utterly boring Monday. The only meaningful thing of note that happened because of Iran is the slight dip probably cut a percent or so off of the boost that everyone knew Critical Metals was going to get from the Tanbreez merger announcement. LAC and DNN were slightly cheaper than usual as predicted.
>>62190890>Is it time to sell coinbase and go home?COIN is closely tied to bitocoin price movementso if you think it's time to sell btc, then sell coinbaseI think bitcoin is going to bottom some time around octoberit might still be somewhere near 60k though, or maybe even just 55k. it could also drop to 30k or worse.so I'd sell coin, and buy back later near october when/if bitcoin is bottoming
Is this the least inspiring war in history?
>>62190901
>>62190952SPX 8000+ EOY
>>62190952If he ended the war right now it would be the biggest bull rushes in human history. Imagine making peace just before everything was about to hit the fan. Jews won’t let him. Also he’s retarded.
>>62190942>LAC and DNNI bought some of each, you successfully memed me into it last night
what sounds good for breakfast this morning to help with stock trading
>>62190901>>62190952kek
>>62190921no uses /biz/ period just the same group 20 people mostly idiots
>>62190961Welcome fellow metal Kang! DNN is fun, you can just stack bits of it here and there.
Bears getting rounded up into cattle cars type week.
>>62190986I'm not feeling bullish, but I got ~25% back in long again. Still keeping some powder dry for now though
>>62190986awfully euphoric you are
>>62190823>>62190832lean hogs and wheat
Damn it, my political interests and economic ones are clashing. On the one hand i need to see the war in Ukraine to go on until the last Russian is dead but i also need to see Westinghouse start work on Ukraine's new reactors.
>>62190824Thats just ships turning off their transponders
Fuck me, AEP anon must be having a good morning
>>62190999I'm enjoying it so far. Added more at £18.02 at open. Unfortunate ID you got there.
>>62190808I love openfort. hows your game going?
>>62190817For some reason people making $200 a month is now "rich"We're definitely going to have a big crash
MU close to hitting 600
>>62191010we're so full of people stacking debt to live beyond their means paycheck to paycheck with huge incomes, It's all whacky
>>62191004>>62190999>AEP>*Angry Westinghouse noises*
Oil is trading like a shitcoin.
>>62191027i sold USO at 145bought it at 20 during covidit was dead weight for awhile so glad to be off of it
Could this go back to above 500? I bought 400 stocks of it at 288 average and missed out on the AI train. Just holding it long term and collecting dividends
I've never wanted to sell everything and leave the market as much as I do right now. People are way too compacent and we're at ATHs with hugely inflated PEs, so the upside is limited but the downside is potentially huge.
Can't find any news that would explain why the market is up again
>>62191034depends on if another CEO gets shot or if single payer ever happens of if they just bring back more ACA subsidies
>>62191034probably can not like anyone's working on competing healthcare
Or why oil is down
>>62191042there's no other options for most people.everything is at an ath, stocks seems to me to be the most sensible if you're out of options
>>62191042Because people are buying.
>someone tells me I "grew up in a rich family" because I got a lego toyset one christmas, and a model train anotherWhy is 4chan full of the weirdest broke faggots ever, and why do most of them then default to calling me a 'brokie' for thinking an 800 dollar Death star made of legos is a bad purchase.They're such weird fucks.
>>62191042US claims to have transited the strait with two warships
Sell in May activated.Are you going to buy the dip in 2-3 weeks?
>The LEGO Millennium Falcon (Set 7190), which was available in 2001 (originally released in 2000), had a retail price of $99.99 in the United States.Like the MF set had a cost of 100 bucks. I never got this as a kid. I saved up my allowance and bought a gameboy. The fuck is this weird narrative that legos were 'unaffordable unless rich'. People are either insane on this website or literally crackbabies.
>>62191055There are third worlders and redditors on here
>>62191041It's okay when the sun comes up the thread will be spammed with redditor permabulls again.>>62191033I'm guessing you wished you had sold in 2022.>>62191042>>62191048Because the treasury shorts oil and doesn't have any interest in shit going down>>62191034Why did this piece of shit not crash immediately after that goy got shot kek.
>>62191059>lumfaggot calling for SOXL to dumpI don't think you're the real Lumposter, since that retard is always bullish.
>>62191042Trump figured out he can use the military for very predictable pump and dump market manipulation. Despite all the whining markets aren't too worried about the war because it is being blatantly waged for long term US financial gain.
IT'S THE MILLENIUM FALCON
>>62191057and? are the tankers gonna transit now because of that? is Iran no longer able to launch attacks on these tankers and cargo ships because 2 US ships transited the strait?
>>62191066>I'm guessing you wished you had sold in 2022.yeah. would've made a nice profit and gotten into some other more profitable thingsit wasn't a huge part of my portfolio so it is what it is i guess
>>62191042>News sourceNo because it's not reacting to news. It's a standard reaction of the market where it bores of a crisis before the systemic impacta hit which works until the consumer data makes it face reality.You can gamble on timing the reality hit or just sit out the current AI-driven rally.
>The 1996 LEGO Armada Flagship (set 6280) had an original retail price of $50 USD. Today, a new, sealed version generally sells for over $600–$800, while used, complete versions typically sell for around $200–$300, depending on condition and box availability.I got this one for christmas>200 bucks for usedI'm not going to sell but people are retarded for paying this much anyway.Was 50 bucks really too much for a christmas gift for your little kid in the 1990s?
>they think the market is going down.try this. ATH 730 soon
Medivir
bearishness is a personality disorder
>>62191066>Why did this piece of shit not crash immediately after that goy got shot kek.it did a bit, it's ATH and that 'W' before the bigger crash was the shooting
>>62191059Let's see.>Didn't dump last year>Didn't dump the year before that>Didn't dump the year before thatYou're not getting my bags
>>62191069It's clear we're going to get a sideways grind going forward this month. Deal with it loser.
>>62191059Lum faggot suddenly appears and is bearish
>>62191073It means Iran isn't going to stop them, they backed down so yes the cargo ships and tankers will be fine, the main issue is Lloyds is being nervous and telling them to stay.
>there are several Lumboomers in this very thread
>>62191088did they not attack multiple ships yesterday and launch missiles at UAE? the fuck you talking about lmao
>>62191089It's like it's 2020 again. Is 40 too old to make it?
>>62191088the only one who backed down is the orange retard who is so desperate to end the war he won't even respond to Iran's attacks yesterday, L M A O
>>62191061>Lego>$99.99Unfathomable for Lego that’s just for children.
>>62191090Token effort to save face.
>>62191094Bruh we vaporized seven ships and they backed down.
>>62191059>Sell in Maythere is some truth to it. who's launching a 2x winter sp500 etf ?
>>62191097pure copium imo, but the market seems to think otherwise
>>62191099>average>not medianlol
>>62191091smg is all 90% 40 year old men so youre in good companyand 3rd world scammers
>>62191095legos like the falcon are like 400 bucks now.
>>62191098you bombed some tiny boats which do basically nothing at all in terms of their ability to close the strait>>62191097this has been their successful strategy this whole time considering the US is pushing 10 weeks in this war with no end in sight, they violated the ceasefire multiple times and the orange retard is too much of a PUSSY to make a move
>>62191098I doubt it
>>62191099jsut realized I was only really in the market for april-August of last year and spent most of the last 8 months swinging in and out instead of going in hard. I would have made so much on gold and semis. Why am I such a coward kek.I got traumatized by that 2021-2022 period where the market shat the bed from november-june and never recovered emotionally.
>>62191100I trust the market of facts like a true American.Speaking of markets CRML looks like it will pop a little today, they are finalizing a big merger that will give them 100% of the big Greenland deposit and lots of mid level institutional investors are jumping in.
>intel squirting higher premarketWill it pump n dump before open?
>>62191098I thought those tiny ships were impossible to hit, what happened?
Let's go Lumentummmm
>>62191113>never recovered emotionally.not sure swinging high vol products is your thing anon. unironically people like you make much more money doing nothing
Shorting is a moral failure
>>62191124Lockheed Martin's competence is massively underrated.Maybe you should buy more Martin
>>62191126Bogle is literally the worst advice ever unless by "doing nothing" you mean "hold nvidia from 2021-2026", No I'm not going to wait until I'm 60 to have any money kek.
>>62191124You spend enough billions on explosives eventually you'll hit the skee doo
>>62191134good luck
>>62191123Whoever managers to time the short on Intel correctly will make a boatload of money when this trash company inevitably crashes and burns.
>>62190817>tankieswhat the fuck are you talking about
>>62191111>iran has a fit and injures 3 jeets>7 jihadis get gibbed>everything goes back to the way it wasIt was entertaining at least. They are still on the verge of having to shut down their wells.
>>62190942where is the nitrogen nobility?ammonia aristocracy?
>>62191149You can always pick out the migatards by the amount of sheer delusion in their posts.
>>62191124Turns out Iran is weak and useless
>>62191154You can always pick out the brownoids by the instant seethe any time facts are pointed out
>>62190942Me sitting above as the cardboard and glass manufacturers pulling the strings ;^)(My bet remains that a plastics shortage will surge demand for glass and cardboard, a small thing we won't notice until it rains)
>>62191153I know right?CF is eating good this year.
>>62191160*ponders*I have noticed significantly less packaging for my Amazon purchases and rising bag prices at the store. Perhaps the packaging industry needs more attention paid to it.
>PLTR another victim of good earningsWhat is this nonsense?I am already scared of my poor IREN. Earnings soon :(
>>62191089>he doesnt want to cum in lum bum
>>62191173Isn't IREN crazy diluted? How is anyone going to make money on that?
historians will call today the big "ohfuckening" because of how many people said "oh fuck" roughly an hour after the markets opened
>>62191185>oil red on the dayI don't think it's today
>>62190808how are you playing the spacex ipo, supposedly it's free money, but wouldn't that mean that big funds are going to just instadump on retail?
>>62191185So far it looks like nothing will happen, almost everything i have is green overnight. Might slurp a little DNN since it is down 1.33% but i do that almost everyday.
god damn it when i saw the rumours i literally was gonna short GME but i didnt now im disappointed in my lack of self confidence
>>62191186and that's why it'll make you go "oh fuck". also what are you talking about, dated brent is very high. you can't predict economics off the speculative manipulated market.
>>62191200nothing ever happens
>>62191187I'm not going to play it at all. It's going to be massively overvalued from Elon's cult followers just like Tesla is.
Will AMD 10x after earnings?
y'all hungry for some crab today?
>>62191205was gonna calls on AMD last open but decided not to fml
Did you watch this INSTA-DILUTION-GME-KILL live on CNBC?https://x.com/sshxbt/status/2051311101279887652For real,how is so common retarded CEOs on the US?
>bought kospi to geographically diversify my long term folio earlier this year>+20%unexpected Tbh, I'm temped to flee away from this bubble but I also wanna see where it goes
That SPY dip kinda makes me want to A V G D O W N.Do you know what I am saying, my fellow man?
>>62191206>wanna get in the best pm scalp>get hit with adr feeseurocucks ruin everything
>>62191237its time to all in spy?
>MU 600 premarketwtf
>berkshire up 0,46%Damn I was hoping it was gonna keep going down for a few days. Guess it still can since ,46 is nothing lelNeed me some long term holds
just woke up how everyone sleep whats for breakfast
>>62190808The S and P bubble is insane. The world still runs on oil.
>>62191261all underpricedit should be around 1200 and I am not jokingsame for sk hynix
>>62191237>spy dipWhat the fuck is this guy talking about
>>62191277we'll just manufacture everything with nasdaq gains dumbass
You guys really gonna pass on this?
>>62191276Skipped breakfast, bought some DNN instead.
>>62191289>dogshit wrapped in catshitYes I will.
>>62191281u need everything spelled out for u guy?
>>62190974EV chads will FEAST.Demand destruction shall be demand conversion.
>>62191303that car is happy
Everybody is pouring their money into MU and SDSK, kek
> futures
>>62190994i like CANE myself
15 more minutes until the big interview and know who's really winning
>>62191309MU is the best stock you can getif you can tap into KRX, get SK Hynix
>>62191299>the vast 2 dollar dipperinoSlurptastic.
>87% of US Tesla drivers say they will buy another Tesla, significantly outperforming traditional automakers like Lexus (68%) and Toyota (54%). More broadly, 93% of all battery electric vehicle (BEV) owners intend to stick with electric powertrains for their next purchase, compared to only 34% of gasoline car owners considering a switchFor comparison Apple has an 89%-92% retention rate on iPhonesI wouldn’t be surprised if Tesla’s retention is going to hit 98% at the height of a gas squeeze.
it is okay nvidiayou moon when you feel like it
>>62191309I have a huge policy against fomo but this is like the 5th time I knew about something before it blew up, didn't buy enough to make real money and watching redditors fomo their life savings in 8 times higher than where I originally bought and chiding me for not following them really grinds my gears. Happened with MSTR too, right before the big plunge.
Herro mista Greg Abel me come to metting long time, whry we rose money if Berkshire so gud?Repeat for three hours.Why do they even field questions at all if it’s all going to be infantile bullshit like this besides being a legacy of Buffett and Mungers management style?
>>62191234I'm up 190% from last April. Also want to sell, but my greed and hatred of taxes won't let me.
im 95% cash, im too scared to buy and dont know what to buy anymore bros
>>62191325That's why i am limiting my investment on MU, for now
>>62191329god, I hate taxes
>>62191321I am in the market for a car and WTF did Toyota do to the Camry that the interior is small as hell meanwhile the accord feels like a living room on wheels on the same footprint.
> last time the 10Y got this high it triggered a 5 week long manic TACO spree
>>62191331Buy Berkshire then you’re basically still cash but your cash is in the hands of people smarter than you
>>62191333I know right? I took all the fucking risk, not the government.
crashing the global economy unironically could be *the* move to turn north America into the super export hub of the 21st century.
>google workers unionizingfeeling hurt, betrayed
>>62191337well ive done fine in the past, im just extremely risk averse and this whole pump seem like its a house of cards once consumers get hit with the reality of this oil crisis.
>>62191356No you're just stupid and uneducated. Buy Berkshire
>>62190999How does an agriculture company 4x in price in a little less than a year?Every time I see shit like this I always think it's too late already and don't invest, but then a year later it has doubled again...
>>62191359nah im 40% this year, youre in a dreamlike delusional state if you arent nervous right now
>>62191346It's funny seeing Iran push the sunni countries into unprecedented cooperation with the US and Israel. It seems the US is shifting away from western europe in favor eastern europe and the middle east.
It just wont stop going up.
>>62191334I wouldn’t know the specifics of why, but I’d guess it could be a combination of safety regs along with cheaping out.Especially the cheaping out part, since Toyota has so much debt you’d think they were building AI datacenters.
Sndk and mu don't stop moving... I should have just bought more instead of trying other stocks
>just paid $5.00/gallong everything, inflation is gonna explode. JPOW is purposely going to let it go out of control.
>>62191361Ukraine war is cutting off 20% of the world's potash exports and Russian facilities are getting droned. Agriculture is also massively Sulphur dependent and it is mostly extracted from petroleum products and copper.
>>62191385stop being a panican
>>62191363It's mania. Manic niggas telling us to ignore that giant gap on the chart "earnings are blowing up bro!". No. I remember 2 months ago exactly around this time when MU and SNDK fucking almost died because SK Hynix and Samsung were crashing because Korea is hugely reliant on Iranian/Iraqi oil. There is no point in fomoing into a market that will violently shit itself because of Korean gamblers trading LETFS.Weirdly I'm the only one who remembers this, and was told I was coping and made a bad investment into Micron when I was down by the same redditor fags telling us to fomo now.
>futures
Again? Lmao...! Almost all of my stocks are up in the pre-market.
>>62191309I had like 30k in mu before this run up, the most I bought of any single stock. It was hard riding it down at the start of the year but it is clearly worth it. I think it will be over 1k, just like sndk, which is my second largest holding
>>62191325It's not too late desu
is it too late to fomo into commodities?
>Iran shoots at american war ship>the ceasfire is over>Kegbreath: the ceasfire isnt overwe will get ships safely through the straitmaddening how the market is reacting to thisI will become a perma bear this year
>>62191346It's certainly making me regret buying vxus. As soon as I get into that shit trump gimps the global economy. I'm fucking over it i should have sold long ago.
>>62191419Never, it isn't like people are going to suddenly stop using them.
>>62191403We have a long way to go anon. 1k+
hormussy status btw
>>62191425yeah but the prices have already hiked quite a lot, maybe they're priced in already?
>>62191428how is it 0? FREEDOMBROS? https://youtu.be/d8uUNcLEcrg?si=-epAPXpkupmRxaSf
>>62191364>It's funny seeing Iran push the sunni countries into unprecedented cooperation with the US and Israel.In what way could the Arabs cooperate with the US that they're not already doing? There was an entire CIA wing in the US embassy in Saudi Arabia and Americans have like a dozen military bases thoughout the region. How exactly have the Arabs been holding back on cooperation?
Husband you bought Berkshire instead of S&P index now AI took all jobs and we can’t afford to retire, now we are homeress.
wish silver would stop crabbing, I bought with leverage....
>>62191383>everything is tech computer
I haven´t even looked at the indices. NDX neon green +0.80%. Kek bears.
>>62191452Intel is the worst of them all. The undisputed king of
>>62191386I don't get how that translates into an appreciating stock price?That means their costs increase a lot because of the price of fertilisers, and looking at the price of palm oil futures, it doesn't seem like they're gaining more on the sell side than on the buy side...
AI is revolutionizing the online shopping advertisement space. Products you actually want to see are filling your screen
>>62191450Was just thinking about BRK and how shit the stock has been the last 12 months, maybe it's time to buy
>still refuse to buy tech stocks because i trust in WarrenGod I’m based. Don’t care about all your gains. At least I’m morally superior to you
>>62191464Then why am i getting nothing but ads for dragon dildos?
>>62191452Well, there's GEV at least
>>62191462Price gouging my fren, you eat or die. Some things (cocoa) are luxuries and are down a bit but you gotta eat. The big companies had long term contracts for inputs so are shielded a bit.
>>62191480bro, stop looking for girls impaling themselves on telephone poles
>>62190840OPEC-a makes my TACO pop!
Morning frens, If I didn't know any better I would say Secretary of War Pete "Deus Vult" Hegseth is about ready to restart the Special Combat Operation to open up the Arabian Gulf (which is currently still open) boss.
Love how my nordic oil companies don't give a fuck a go up regardless. Same as the bonds market btw.
>>62190808how long before i get my robot mrs. hudson?an eccentric possibly mentally ill genius (like myself) could go very far in life if they just had someone to cook and clean for them, without all the annoyances of having a gf that is at all times and in all places basically a propaganda bot a scoial surveillance tool for the collective social media fem-hivemind (not that a modern chick would do this stuff anyway). i don't care about sex robots I just want something to cook and clean for me.how much is it going to cost and how long must I and those like me wait?
>>62191488>girlsI'm pretty sure if you're getting ads for that, you're not looking at (biological) girls
>>62191452should dump soon now that the new deepsneed is out.
>>62191521You can get one now.
Market hasn't made a single bit of sense for like a month so why even question it? Niggercron and jewdisk will likely pump another 200% as oil climbs up to 130+ because why the fuck not?
ItÄs over.
>>62191452And I put money in vxus instead of a tech/semi etf fuck my dirty dick
>America is making more money than ever Thanks Iran
give me one good reason to not all in xccc.if we're going to Zimbabwe print then who exactly is going to default on their debt, even if they're junk?
>>62191451Based
>>62191556>America is making more money than everAmerica is MAKING more money than ever
DRAM and DRAM accessories I tell ya hwhat
>>62191451It's poomping now, but it will explode once the oil scare is gone. Buy the Dip. 70's is the new bottom.
took 2 shits this morning. very bullish
SOUNbros it's looking like sushi and white whine might be back on the menu tonight
Well I'm going to the doctor to figure out what the red spots on my dick are all about today. Wish me luck.
>>62191600it better be a female doctor
>>62191600Greedy doctor is probably going to recommend an emergency amputation operation which will cost 10s of thousands, when it will fall off on its own in two more weeks.
>>62191595Dammit I bought kraken instead. I need to come up with some more cash. What's the thesis here i only see 2 percent pre
>>62191593Based but I'm already taking my 3rd.
>he didn't buy MSTR at $100what were you thinking?
>>62191593We'll double dump on open.
>>62191608>>62191593I'm a one dump slut. 30+grams of kratom a day keeps me regular.
>>62191600They’re dips
The sheer bullish momentum ... we are truly in April 2026 part deux ...
>>62191292sounds good will look it to that
>>62191607chart looking goodishvol looking shittish>still stuck below that $10 sell wallllllllll
Start doing THIS now!
>What this means>To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice?>- Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles.>- No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams.>- AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role.bullish for COIN, less overpaid "what I do in a day" influencers
I'm going to get to 2 mill and my dream of moving to chinaland and get a qt, clingy gf. Also, is the line going up or down today?
>Mohammad Mokhber, advisor and assistant to the leader of the Islamic Republic: The Strait of Hormuz has been closed and will not be reopened except by the will of the Islamic Republic - Post on X
>>62191643>Also, is the line going up or down today?big up
>>62191643>moving to a communist countryStupid as fuck, bro
>>62191587>it will explode once the oil scare is goneprecisely why I've been accumulating, but I kinda regret not selling when we went over 80 a few weeks ago, I was up 30%didn't know we'd fall back to 70
>CRML up 4% pre marketGonna bump on open, quick dip them boop up all day til noon at least.
>>62191606Dick removal is taxpayer funded in canada
>>62191595Ok boys I'm reading to full port to MU, I have enough funds to purchase one (1) FULL stock. Should I do this via Roth IRA or just use SoFI app?
God i cucked myself so hard buying vxus. None of my games provide relief from this torment.
>>62191538Does $130 seem like alot of money to you?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>59
>>62191672Imagine taking investment advice from thirdies seething about america.
>>62191385Is $5 alot of money to you?
>>62191684>08:29:59
soxl chads stay winning
>>62191666so is the assisted suicide that follows
>>62191684LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62191672it'll be our turn eventually
>>62191687>>62191691sorry, i woke up with a headacheprobably shouldn't have had that orange fanta so late at night
>>62191684>off by 2It's over
GAUZ
Buddy check Nigvideo computer
>>62191695cute
Look at sandisk computer go
we're ripping again gyatdamn
>>62191689it's $2.50/gal less that I could have put in my portfolio.
>>62191684>:59What does this mean?
still not to late to buy MU guysyou dont have to be oil or saas baggies forever
Jesus thats green. This can't be sustainable.I'm up over 10k the past 2 days. Fucking memory man.
cocoabros after months in the red, if cocoa goes up one more percent I am officially green and can exit this position :D
But why the fuck are pumping?!?!?! Iran literally bombed the UAE yesterday, what the fuck.
We have to pump for the SpaceX and OpenAI IPO.
>>62191726>But Iran bombed...Old news, get some new material grandma
>>62191726Dumb fucking retard
STOP FUCKING DUMPING AMD REEEEEEE
>>62191726Because drumpf didn't turn tehran in to a crater so as far as everyone is concerned the war is over.
>>62191034These guys have really bad insurance, no one in my company picked them, we all went with BCBS.
>One guy brags about SOUN>Immediately dumpsWhat did they mean by this?
this is getting way too euphoric
Jesus SNDK
>>62191738>Because drumpf didn't turn tehran in to a crater yetftfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyK7YuwUWsU
1488 EOD
>>62191738>>62191748And that's why Drumpfs tactics keep working.
It’s over! Why such bad opening?! Europeans are laughing at American market
>>62191643You don't have to go to China for one of those. You can get them stateside if you know where to look. Unless you're also looking to learn Chinese and live in China.
>>62191761Why can't yuropoors stop thinking about us?
>>62191761
SNDKFUCKINGGODS STXFUCKINGGODS MUFUCKINGGODS INTELFUCKINGGODS
>>62191390Going to be funny how blind bull newfags realise there will be a huge crash once CPI is hit hard by this crisis.Still, ride the wave up and put a stop loss, don't be a overly bearish nihilist either, in the end it always goes up.
Wishing all intcels have a wonderful and blessed day.
>>62191775can AMDgods join?
ARE WE EATING GOOD RN????
>>62191775Jesus what's up with the green dildos???
>>62191777holy based triple 7>>62191780real world is not so bad sometimes
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
I hate this stupid FAG marketFakeAndGay
why didn't I become a SOXL sissy?
>>62191645>Muhammad durka durka jihad: We are coping and seething into irrelevancy and literally bleeding out from our bussy. Death to Ameri-ACK -post from a fiery crater Nobody gives a shit about the hormussy, pal. Traffic has been redirected to land pipelines and the Gulf of America.
surely i dont fomo in today
I should've just bought SOXL wtf
>>62190816>look guys a super secret trading club About 30 people post on /smg/ this is already a secret club. (That loses money)
>>62191779>+2%kek. this doesn't look that good for earnings AMDSISTERS
>Input price inflation remained elevated during April and wellabove its historical trend level. Service providers reportedthat costs were driven higher by rising supplier charges,increased fuel and gas prices alongside an uplift in staffingcosts. The rise in expenses led to another sharp increase inselling charges over the month. Firms commonly attributedhigher output prices to efforts to offset some of the adverseimpact on profit margins of increased input costsPMI services
WHERE IS THE CORRECT WW3 is BREWING
>>62191776>in the end it always goes up.this is worthless cope advice if the company you're holding shits itself to death like spotify.
>>62191076Markets don't react to news unless it's complete unexpected and comes out of the blue. Markets are always trying to price in the future, mostly with fervor and delusion that drives the price of assets up or down way past what they will actually be worth in the future. The market has decided that the price of oil isn't that important and that there will eventually be some kind of resolution based on the language that is being used. Peace deal at some indeterminate point in the future = buy now. Sell when the war is actually over.
>>62190808I read the whole options playbook and they way it's written is stupid af. Investopedia explains everything properly.
>>62191413>>62191406it is too late, stop telling people to buy high retard and put your trip back on.
SNDK
>>62191828literal oligopoly market with backlog through the next decade, how is it too late? don't let anti AI views blind you
>RKLB dumping the same time memory stocks are pumping Hmmm
>>62191777my mom squealed and gave me the biggest hug when she saw 500k, in case the guy who was wondering about it's effect on women is here.
>>62191822>paid music app when you can just look up any song in youtubeYeah just don't buy literal shit kek, MU gods actually provide something worthwhile and so do most tickers ITT, you can also just sit on Google for the rest of your life and win big if you don't sell.
>fish for takers in SNDK for a credit vertical>bid/ask all over the place>ask is 4, mid is 0.50>get filled at 3.5wut
>>62190813>a few hours later 105.63im going all in before it goes to 10T
>>62191095news flash, legos are NOT for children anymore.
>>62191841based good son, i wish i was you
>>62190808I’m out for the day, it’s another day of Donald Roosevelts centrally planned peoples market.Not playing in that. Up 60% this week I can afford a 6% loss today.See you all tomorrow.
Someone explain me what happened?Do we have world peace, or what’s going on???
Whats with all these stocks simultaneously either dumping or pumping. Some stuff is dumping hard while the other stuff is pumping hard.
>>62191845They don't even sell the buckets with an assortment of bricks anymore, at least I haven't seen those in years.
Come home, white man.
>>62191852printing
>>62191854people are rotating stocks and locking gains, which I should be doing too Tbh
Fuck it I’m gonna try buy Berkshire at 465 today. Wish me luck
Healthcare is in a bubble that will start to pop when boomers mostly die off, but the doctor cartel and artificial scarcity will manage its fall to some degree, I think.
>>62191862Rotating...anon all the pumps are are semi and tech. While the dumps are also in semi and tech but other stuff that may or may not count as tech. Great I got dumped on, I'm think its time I just go 100% cash getting real tired of trading this market
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62191869>>62191869>>62191869>>62191869
>>62191696I hope to fucking God
>>62191860Unironically I fear this is what happening under our noses considering how the market has been since April
SOUNbros it's looking like ramen noodles for dindin again tonight
>>62191865good luck babe
How do they have the ISM data when it's not online on their webpage?
>>62191878>since aprilIt's pretty fucked up Americans just straight up ignore the fact that the path to wealth is to load up on debt, pass it on, die, repeat
Idk why I bought Jan 2027 calls on riot platforms rather than just buying the stock
holy shit soxl
Anons the market cant be this good.. it makes it to hard for me to go to work and practice law. What's the point is just made 10k
>>62191741Damn I almost bought. Anon had me sold on the short squeeze. Maybe its coming.
Honestly, I need sivef to pump or I'm gonna sell some possessions.
I told all you fuckers sndk and mu could still be bought. Fucking 10 percent today. I should have just bought more.
>>62191835I should have bought fucking sndk calls
>>62191866Healthcare has taken a significant beating, despite having good metrics.T. Working in a healthcare and previously a biotech company.
>>62191902Put the Boomer to the pillow.
>>62191464i'm too autistic to get advertised to so I can't research on this
oh fuck
CRML up 5% after opening dip, told ya so.
