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i present to you, opportunity to own a piece of G Squirrel, the most gangsta squirrel on the chain.
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>>62190873
I'll take 1 million squirrels
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>dev is grey and furry
I am cautiously bullish
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>>62190873
>>62190886
>>62190897
Mumbai?
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HOLY FUCK WE ARE MOONING
IT JUST KEEPS CLIMBING
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>>62190873
Buy an add
>>62190911
Kys curry faggit
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>>62190909
the roadmap:
1 collect the nuts
2 store the nuts in a tree to prepare for winter
3 when the winter comes, eat the nuts
any questions?
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>>62190943
has the tree undergone a security audit
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>>62190956
the tree has been thoroughly for mold/fungus, disease, and bark quality. in addition to this, predators such as racoons, and coyotes will not be an issue due to the highly secure location.
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>>62190886
we are stacking deze nutz fren,
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>>62190915
Layer 5 — Odd behavior
• “Drunken” squirrels from fermented fruit
• Obsessive feeder guardianship
• Tool-like use of objects (rare but observed)
• Snow tunneling systems
• Aggressive mobbing of predators

Layer 6 — Rare species & extremes

• Indian Giant Squirrel (bright colors, large size)
• Flying Squirrel (night gliders)
• Ground Squirrel (true hibernators)
• Arctic Ground Squirrel (freezing tolerance)
• Alpine Marmot (squirrel family giant)

Layer 7 — Human interaction / hidden impacts

• Squirrels causing power outages (chewing cables)
• Urban population booms tied to human food waste
• Introduced species reshaping ecosystems
• Parasites and disease vectors
• Wildlife management controversies
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Layer 8 — Weird & debated

• Near-photographic memory claims vs myth
• Do squirrels intentionally deceive others?
• “Play” vs survival behavior debate
• Urban squirrels recognizing individual humans
• Intelligence comparisons with birds (crows vs squirrels)

Layer 9 — Folklore & cultural layer

• Squirrels as trickster figures in mythology
• Norse myth: Ratatoskr carrying messages on Yggdrasil
• Symbolism of preparation and greed
• Internet squirrel fame / meme animals
• Stories of unusually bold or “friendly” squirrels

Layer 10 — Abyss (fun speculation / absurd)

• Squirrels mapping entire cities via hidden cache networks
• Multi-year “forgotten stash” forests as accidental design
• Underground mega-cache systems never found
• Secret squirrel hierarchies controlling territory
• “The squirrels remember everything, just not what we think”
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whoever wants free G Squirrel join the telegram there's a giveaway
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major developments underway better than chainlink and bitcoin
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some of y’all still eating regular nuts… couldn’t be me
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they said touch grass so i bought the whole park



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