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>>62196000>MUGigantic bubble waiting to pop.
>>62196007>Gigantic bubbleyou know that the new gen GPU's need 3TB+ HBM memory anon?it doubles each new gen, and new gen of HBM is being made currently and the margins will be even higherMU will be a 2T company faster than 1T it might make no sense, but it is how good this company is
>The White House believes it's getting close to an agreement with Iran on a one-page memorandum of understanding to end the war and set a framework for more detailed nuclear negotiations, according to two U.S. officials and two other sources briefed on the issue.>Among other provisions, the deal would involve Iran committing to a moratorium on nuclear enrichment, the U.S. agreeing to lift its sanctions and release billions in frozen Iranian funds, and both sides lifting restrictions around transit through the Strait of Hormuz.>In its current form, the MOU would declare an end to the war in the region and the start of a 30-day period of negotiations on a detailed agreement to open the strait, limit Iran's nuclear program and lift U.S. sanctions. >Iran's restrictions on shipping through the strait and the U.S. naval blockade would be gradually lifted during that 30-day period, according to a U.S. official.>The U.S. wants to insert a provision whereby any Iranian violation on enrichment would prolong the moratorium, the source said. Iran would be able to enrich to the low level of 3.67% after it expires.>Iran would commit in the MOU to never seek a nuclear weapon or conduct weaponization-related activities. According to a U.S. official, the parties are discussing a clause whereby Iran would commit not to operate underground nuclear facilities. >Iran would also commit to an enhanced inspections regime, including snap inspections by UN inspectors, according to the U.S. official.>The U.S. would commit as part of the MOU to a gradual lifting of the sanctions imposed on Iran and the gradual release of billions of dollars in Iranian funds that are frozen around the world.https://archive.is/1pg3Q#selection-757.0-757.192That's the reason behind the market moves, Trump is about to agree to the JCOPSA 2.0 but Iran gets to keep all their enriched uranium as long as they promise not to turn it into nuclear weapons
omg another axios?
>>62196013>as they promise not to turn it into nuclear weaponsholy shit 1D chess by trump sama
>Pakistani source confirms that the US and Iran are closing in on a one-page memo to end the war>Market just pumped on that>againIt's fuckin over, this market just reacts to headlines, no matter how dumb
>>62196014Yes https://archive.is/1pg3Q
Kek oil baggotslmao
>we're so so close to a deal>operation freedom is ending because we are close to a deal>not because it's unviable failure>it's because they are begging for a deal>AxiosYeah, I'm buying the 20th Axios fake news oil dump before the inevitable iranian meme tweets.
>>62196019Imagine how the market would react to a 1 page memo.
>>62196019>Market just pumped on thatbut this isnt true anon?also KPOP etf aka EWY has an RSI of 77 and just hit an incredible ATH of 182
There is an omnirallly right now.If you are s bear, you're on the way to extinction harder than the dodo.If you don't enter NOW it will literally forever be too late.If you are shorting -- look in your folio. You actually just got liquidated.
I'm not sure why Iran would concede anything now when it's clear they can ask for way more, lmao
New All Time High today bros
>>62196026>If you are shorting -- look in your folio. You actually just got liquidatedkek'ed
might get thai for lunch
>futures
We eatin' good today NOVObros!
erm??? I thought we were in the biggest BULL market ever??why is my heckin' microsoft red
94 evens are trading
>European markets close to 3% up Damn American stock market is gonna be over 3% today isn’t it?
being a bubble bobo right now is like being a megacuck
>>62196047>Damn American stock market is gonna be over 3% today isn’t it?nah actually impossibleunless!?also how is DAX negative ytd lol
>>62196031bruh they been floating this fake ass deal like twice a week atpfoh with this reverse FUD (using reverse psychology to trick smiggers into pumping my bag)
>>62196047I don't think so, the energy issue was weighing on Europe way harder than on the US.
>>62196013>That's the reason behind the market moves, Trump is about to agree to the JCOPSA 2.0 but Iran gets to keep all their enriched uranium as long as they promise not to turn it into nuclear weaponsWow, a worse deal than the Obama deal, art of the hekin deal!
Trump getting out of the war before the new pandemic hits?
>>62196060Pandemic isn't scheduled until late 2027.
Already keking at Israel's reaction
>>62195989MaybeThe governments involved are small.I just checked both.St Helena is asking people to quarentine and not come to the hospital if they think they have symptoms.Ascension is just asking people not to come to the hospital at all, and they are bringing in new doctors from the UK, since all of the DRs and nurses on that small island helped the guy who was sick.Falklands issued a correction saying it was not in fact visited by the ship during the infection window.Is your guy in Switzerland a new case making 8?
gigaTACO hitting together with the AMD earnings pump. The bear extinction event.
>>62196068share with the class
>>62196069>SwitzerlandAwwww sheeeit nigga, why in my country?
>>62196082The eternal bears will find new reasons to plague twitter
Crazy how an Axios headline-article starting with "The White House believes" just rugs oil by more than $5
Slurping Nordic oilers
We're at neo levels. We no longer need to learn about reality, or circular revenues based on hyperscaler companies who keep buying computing power from each other
>>62196019>were pumping!> https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-06/dollar-hits-lowest-since-war-started-on-report-end-is-near?srnd=homepage-americasHahaha oh Mr. MumuCheck the DXY.You’re not pumping on the news, the dollar is dumping.Again!Your dollars lost 0.8% value, and it pumped .3% from where it had been! And the DXY is heavily manipulated, so you lost probably closer to thrice that amount!You lost money while feeling good about it!Again!Don’t you feel stupid?!
A bit cringe we capitulated again against some 3rd world shithole but that's good for my portfolio.
>>62196013Iran is making a mistake by agreeing to any kind of nuclear deal with the US. Their stance should be: "We're a sovereign state and we can develop whatever the fuck we want, and we're leaving the NPT. Remove the sanctions and we'll open the strait."That's it.
>BREAKING >Iran and the United States are close to ending the war with a one-page memorandum of understanding – Axios>First, the parties will end the war and begin 30 days of negotiations to reach an agreement>The deal would involve:>- Iran ending nuclear enrichment for 12 years>- The U.S. agreeing to lift its sanctions and release billions in frozen Iranian funds>- Both sides lifting the blockade around the Strait of HormuzWorse deal than Obama got, Trump cutting medicaid and other benefits to pay for the $1.5 trillion increase in military spending so the Pentagon can restock all the missiles that were wasted
>>62196109you act like the orange nigger won't deny it in 8 hours and threaten nuclear holocaust for the nth fucking time
>>62196114kek so at least 30 more days of Hormussy closure? That sure will go well
>bought 1k shares (so it's easier to calculate my P/L) of MU one month agojesuschrist this is insane, I'm making in a month more than I earn in a year
>nikkei closed today too Wtf is their problem? Who the fuck has a holiday for like two weeks straight
>>62196113They should take the deal, they get to keep their enriched uranium, they can then ignore it when Trump is gone in a few years, no future President will make the mistake of attacking Iran again after this>>62196118They will lift the blockade on both sides over the course of the 30 days
why is the animeposter mad that they are still holding cash
10% down after hours based on rumors of peace? I am being cheated and so are you
im trying to make a post but it keeps telling me its spam and i don't know what to do, so im going to try post it one line at a time.
>knew about SNXX, missed it>knew about GDXX, missed it>knew about Zcash, missed it>knew about 50 other cryptos, mstr, tsll, missed itYou know what's really funny, I feel worse than I did 18 months ago despite having 3 times as much cash. Back then I lost 200 bucks betting nvdl would go up, then panic selling when it wen t down. Then it went up. Yesterday I made 200 bucks betting MUU would go up. And I can only think about how much I could have made if I just stuck to anything in the last 5 years.
Fuck off with your ebola pox pandemic posting horseshit.
>>62196011this reads like the cope people post when a bubble has popped, but the bubble hasn't even popped yet.
>>62196114I wonder if Trump is going to spin this as him "graciously" doing what the rest of the world should have done and opened the strait and that the world should thank him, despite him and the Jews being the reason for the entire debacle in the first place.
so today we pretend there is a peace proposal again? See you guys friday
Fuck off with your ebola pox pandemic posting horseshit. Covid was a storm in a teacup, a hyper contagious virus combined with a psyoped population that believed quarantines were needed for a super flu. No disease that is actually dangerous can be as contagious as a cold/flu thats why none of your bullshit ebola pox bullshit pandemics will ever take off, you're not getting covid 2.0 in your lifetime. Talk about stocks, david soxl or iran or fuck off. edit: spam detector doesn't like the word monk*y
>>62196085muh neutrality
KEK IRANBAGGOTS LMAO!!!
>>62196135This one seems a lot more real than previous ones though. Even the Trump administration is basically just admitting defeat now. Previously Iran and USA have always said contradictory things.Hope you all slurped when you had a chance!
>>62196120>just a casual 350,000 dollar purchase
>>62196108Holy shit check the Hebrew computer.USD dumped against the Israeli Shekel almost 6% in two weeks, blew right through bussy resistance levels, -30% this year.I am telling you man a can of Coke is going to be $100 in two years.
>>62196143pakistan says Iran and America will work on a combined statement. Half an hour later Iran says they are still evaluating the 14 point proposal. How is not the same bull shit like all the other 6 times.
reminder that every bubble poster has been on the sidelines since the generational bottom a month ago.
>>62196137You're edgy now but you're going to make a good slave some day soon anon, I can feel it. You like consistency and stability, you'd rather not know about new info and just let it hit you like a truck while your head is in the sand.These are the qualities of what the greeks called a "natural slave".
Anyone know why I would have a higher acquisition value than it should be based on my purchases and is it something I should talk about with my bank? I’ve made two purchases, one at 466,00 USD and one at 466,20. Yet it says my acquisition value is 467,21.
>>62196013So assuming peace is made tomorrow:1. We'll still have knock-on shortages until the 2030s.2. The US and Israel have shown that they're willing to rip up the MOU at any moment, even during negotiations.3. And now we have the JCPOA but worse and without China and Russia and 'a framework for more detailed nuclear negotiations' will never amount to anything.And the market is pumping anyway. Which will keep inflating due to the market now being dominated by contracts, algos and passive indexing.
>just completely rug oil on an Axios reportI guess the US has officially given upIran, in case they don't give back the "nuclear dust" totally can't just start enriching when the US retreats. Then when the US needs 2 months to come back just talk again. US retreats, start enriching again etc. lmao
>>62196168even if they US is out now. With the bombings in the last view days the UAE is in and Israel will never stop so there strait stays closed.
>>62196145I thought it was easy money since the stock was dropping for stupid reasons (the google paper) and it'd recover but never thought it'd moon like this
Omg a one page memorandum
kek baggies
>>62196168Iran will just start enriching when Trump is gone, no other President was dumb enough to listen to Israel and attack them, whoever succeeds Trump won't make that same mistake, meanwhile Iran would have gotten their frozen assets back and sanctions lifted, besides it will take them time to rebuild their facilities struck in 2025, if this is how things play out then this is nothing short of US capitulation
>REMINDER:>2% is the the 0% return on the SPY>If you're not up 2% in the last 5 days, you lost money.
Im still holding poet
>>62196188Trump has basically guaranteed through his shallow understanding of reality that Iran's best option is building a bomb which means we're going to bomb them every year
>>62196195Buying bomb stocks
>>62196189what if 65% of my money is exposed to non usd currencies that mooned against the dollar? am i richer or poorer?
>>62196201it doesn't matter unless you invested in the chosen currency
>>62196069Yes. He travelled to Switzerland from South America after disembarking the boat. So maybe from the tour before.
>>62196114>Trump cutting medicaid and other benefits to pay for the $1.5 trillion increase in military spending so the Pentagon can restock all the missiles that were wastedPump my RTX with your Medicaid. Lmao.
>>62196202the yen?
>>62196137You think a pandemic won't affect stocks?
>>62196210priced in
>>62196210Hantavirus outbreaks aren't new, why would you think there's going to be a pandemic from this?
> futures
>>62196201We're Africans now.I'm thinking of going and picking myself up a mask and those big boots made from feathers.Perhaps a good club to bash those Albino witches with.
>>62196218Pandemics are fun. I spent more time outdoors during the lockdown than the 4 years before it.
you DO hold a chunk of Rolls Royce, don't you anon?
>>62196220KEK!IS THERE NO FLOOR!IT JUST KEEPS DUMPING!-.6%-.7%-.8%YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET DONALD YOU COMMIE FAGGOTYOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DISRESPECT ADAM SMITH!?
>>62196222So there's no reason you think a pandemic will happen, you're just a mongoloid
And now we dump cause Iran says fuck off
>>62196227But only 1/5 of the pump. The 4/5 of the headline pump will stay in place
>>62196224this permabear cope is hilarious. please keep going
>>62196230budy our currency is currently collapsing.like,right now.>-.85% nowKEKyou fucking commie bulls faggots taking your state backed gibs from don deserve everything you get.
>>62196064>>>/pol/534539797
>>62196225They are saying it's human to human transmission. It's got a two to eight week incubation.It kills people. Unlike COVID. It's a possible pandemic with that criteria but it's too early to know. I don't believe it's human to human. Probably just a manky ship. If it is human to human and with that incubation period......It would be very serious.
EWY and KORU investors, are we eating today or what?And for everyone else, have you too accepted that Worst Korea is the ideal country?
>>62196236Would be funny if soros broke the dollar.
Oil tumbling means I should buy wildly out of the money oil calls right?
>>62196120Yesterday my PNL exceeded the yearly minimum wage in my country.
>>62196225>you're just a mongoloidThese aren't US hours. It's euro hours and we aren't crass and annoying like this. Go to bed junior.
>>62196207Europe has free healthcare and can afford to give €90 billon to Ukraine so they can defeat Russia. If we are successful doing this on the cheap, what is the $1.5 trillion even for? Are you sure your government spends the money diligently?
>Futures
Did we win the special military operation again?
>Iran: ‘Threats neutralized,' new Hormuz protocol in place>nobody knows what that means>oil dumps
>>62196247Do you think this one page memorandum will appease Iran after what trump did to them?I don't. I don't believe a word out of the orange retards mouth. Or his axios mouthpiece.
>>62196242>>62196250But the only people with the virus are trapped on a ship, there's no risk of it spreading, you're dumb
>>62196252The $90bn comes from russian frozen funds. They are paying for their own demise.
>>62196245>Bessent was a partner at Soros Fund Management (SFM) and founded Key Square Group, a global macro investment firm.[2]
>>62196257>new Hormuz protocol in placeIran set up an official authority to toll ships in the strait
>>62196114I would like to point out that Trump is not looking for a 1.5 increase. He's looking for a 50% increase of defense spending of 1 trillion to 1.5Rolls eyes
>>62196253I discovered leveraged Europe ETFs that we are allowed to buy. They are pumping hard. I invested 20% of my net worth in those yesterday, will I make it?
>>62196272AMD
>>62196252>can afford to give €90 billon to UkraineSource on that? Because Finland's economy is getting worse, France is already talking about going to the IMF for a bailout and Germany has been in and out of recession for years now
>>62196274>Trump is not looking for a 1.5 increase. He's looking for a 50% increase50% increase status: achieved
>>62196274Based!By the time that goes through itll buy about 2 training aircraft.Stupid tranny should have read the book!
>>62196280Apparently we found a stash of billions that some third world niggers had forgotten in some bank in Belgium.
AMD +20% pre-market
>NEC’s Hassett On Iran: Mood Was High In The Situation Room Yesterday – Fox Business>- It Seems They're Making A Lot Of Progress Now>The worst person to let speak on a matter in regards to progress
>>62196259One man got off the ship, flew from South America to Switzerland and then turned up sick at his local hospital.He was on the cruise PREVIOUS to this one. Then travelled half way across the world in a metal tube with recirculated air.Look. I'm not shilling for a pandemic. I'm just sharing facts. That's a fact. Like I said, I bet it's a nothing burger and their expensive cruise was on a rat plague ship. Probably a rat pissed in the soup or something. It's best to stay ahead of these things though. I had masks and hand sanitizer and a plan in January 2020 before COVID even hit the news cycle. I had a newborn and a vulnerable wife. Early on it looked serious. Turned out to be nonsense but nobody can say it didn't fuck everything up for a time.
MRVLCRDOALAB
>>62196265Was bessent involved in black wednesday?
>>62196013Persia wonRome (the US) lost
>>62196014Ben Axios
>>62196280The $90bn is a loan secured against Russian central bank frozen funds in Belgium and will be part of the reparations paid to Ukraine after the war. No cost to EU.
>>62196258No but my question was mostly about how to maximize the options curve
Advanced Millionaire Direction
>>62196259https://news.sky.com/story/three-dead-as-virus-breaks-out-on-atlantic-cruise-ship-13503266First suspected case outside shipA French national who was not on board the MV Hondius has contracted hantavirus after taking a flight with a passenger from the cruise ship, French media reports, citing a health ministry source.This would be the first person to have contracted the disease who was not on the ship.They were identified as part of contact tracing investigations taking place for confirmed cases.Tests are ongoing to confirm whether it is the Andes strain - the only type of hantavirus that can be transmitted between humans.We have approached the French health ministry for more information.
>>62196288Hanta virus is scary, however, by being so deadly it gets noticed and the time between infection and death is short, so there is less chance to infect other people. Covid was easily survivable even in the initial form, if you were half-way healthy before and applied a few precautions (that nobody told you at the time) like taking vitamins, sleeping a lot and avoiding stress.
>>62196019Based Axios strikes again
>>62196301I'm looking to long oil after this drop. Probably using a wti 3x etp I've used before. I don't use options but calls sound like a plan to me if you think it's just more taco. It will go back up.
>>62196022they love being humiliated
>>62196303So he was on the flight with the swiss guy. Ok. This is getting interesting quickly.
USAR bros, how are we feeling today?
>>62196305Up to 8 weeks incubation. How much of that is contagious?
>>62196023war's over chuddy
>>62196285>>62196300You're not using Russian assets, you're using taxpayer funds from EU nations, and if that isn't funny enough it gets better>Ukraine is not expected to pay the money back from its own funds, with the capital only due for repayment once Russia pays war reparations after the conflict is over.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/19/ukraine-deal-latest-europe-leaders-loan-zelenskyyhttps://www.reuters.com/business/finance/how-eus-105-billion-loan-ukraine-will-work-without-frozen-russian-assets-2026-04-22/
>>62196321No it isn't.
>>62196027They're still keeping their maximalist demandsthe US lost so the US is conceding, not Iran
>>62196303Why is God like this?We were about to have an honest to goodness dump and condemnation of Donald Roosevelts communism and now there's a new high attack rate pandemic right at the time to give him a cope.Gay as shit.
>>62196325Yes it isThere will be a deal soon (source: Axios)
>AMD beat revenue by $0.36billion and added +$100billion mcap
>>62196031Basedoil baggies LOST
>>62196324>>Ukraine is not expected to pay the money back from its own funds, with the capital only due for repayment once Russia pays war reparations after the conflict is over.Which bit of this don't you understand? Russia pays from frozen funds. Simple as.
>>62196279was about to buy but the motherless bear CUNTS convinced me not to. GO FUCK YOURSELVES AIIIIIIIEEEEEE.
>>62196330>source: AxiosAh, that bearer of good news nobody had heard of until trumps war. That's consistently been used to manipulate markets. That's been consistently wrong. That's been consistently denied by Iran every time.
>>62196328More like why are humans so damn retarded?>>62196303>has contracted hantavirus after taking a flight with a passenger from the cruise shipYeah, just let these people roam free instead of putting them in a quarantine
any anons that went full cash during march and still holding cash?no way, right? lol
>>62196340>Listening to bears in the bear decade of humiliation
>>62196332Soxl tripled in the last month. The worst month
Walter Bloomberg, David Axios and Prime Minister of Pakistan orchestrating total bobo genocide
I'm making $ even pre market, this is so crazy! Fuck I love SOXL TQQQ
>OIL Baggies
Nothing worth buying in this market
>>62196342Axios has been around for a decade
>>62196345>Yeah, just let these people roam free instead of putting them in a quarantineThe quarantine......
