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>>62196000>MUGigantic bubble waiting to pop.
>>62196007>Gigantic bubbleyou know that the new gen GPU's need 3TB+ HBM memory anon?it doubles each new gen, and new gen of HBM is being made currently and the margins will be even higherMU will be a 2T company faster than 1T it might make no sense, but it is how good this company is
>The White House believes it's getting close to an agreement with Iran on a one-page memorandum of understanding to end the war and set a framework for more detailed nuclear negotiations, according to two U.S. officials and two other sources briefed on the issue.>Among other provisions, the deal would involve Iran committing to a moratorium on nuclear enrichment, the U.S. agreeing to lift its sanctions and release billions in frozen Iranian funds, and both sides lifting restrictions around transit through the Strait of Hormuz.>In its current form, the MOU would declare an end to the war in the region and the start of a 30-day period of negotiations on a detailed agreement to open the strait, limit Iran's nuclear program and lift U.S. sanctions. >Iran's restrictions on shipping through the strait and the U.S. naval blockade would be gradually lifted during that 30-day period, according to a U.S. official.>The U.S. wants to insert a provision whereby any Iranian violation on enrichment would prolong the moratorium, the source said. Iran would be able to enrich to the low level of 3.67% after it expires.>Iran would commit in the MOU to never seek a nuclear weapon or conduct weaponization-related activities. According to a U.S. official, the parties are discussing a clause whereby Iran would commit not to operate underground nuclear facilities. >Iran would also commit to an enhanced inspections regime, including snap inspections by UN inspectors, according to the U.S. official.>The U.S. would commit as part of the MOU to a gradual lifting of the sanctions imposed on Iran and the gradual release of billions of dollars in Iranian funds that are frozen around the world.https://archive.is/1pg3Q#selection-757.0-757.192That's the reason behind the market moves, Trump is about to agree to the JCOPSA 2.0 but Iran gets to keep all their enriched uranium as long as they promise not to turn it into nuclear weapons
omg another axios?
>>62196013>as they promise not to turn it into nuclear weaponsholy shit 1D chess by trump sama
>Pakistani source confirms that the US and Iran are closing in on a one-page memo to end the war>Market just pumped on that>againIt's fuckin over, this market just reacts to headlines, no matter how dumb
>>62196014Yes https://archive.is/1pg3Q
Kek oil baggotslmao
>we're so so close to a deal>operation freedom is ending because we are close to a deal>not because it's unviable failure>it's because they are begging for a deal>AxiosYeah, I'm buying the 20th Axios fake news oil dump before the inevitable iranian meme tweets.
>>62196019Imagine how the market would react to a 1 page memo.
>>62196019>Market just pumped on thatbut this isnt true anon?also KPOP etf aka EWY has an RSI of 77 and just hit an incredible ATH of 182
There is an omnirallly right now.If you are s bear, you're on the way to extinction harder than the dodo.If you don't enter NOW it will literally forever be too late.If you are shorting -- look in your folio. You actually just got liquidated.
I'm not sure why Iran would concede anything now when it's clear they can ask for way more, lmao
New All Time High today bros
>>62196026>If you are shorting -- look in your folio. You actually just got liquidatedkek'ed
might get thai for lunch
>futures
We eatin' good today NOVObros!
erm??? I thought we were in the biggest BULL market ever??why is my heckin' microsoft red
94 evens are trading
>European markets close to 3% up Damn American stock market is gonna be over 3% today isn’t it?
being a bubble bobo right now is like being a megacuck
>>62196047>Damn American stock market is gonna be over 3% today isn’t it?nah actually impossibleunless!?also how is DAX negative ytd lol
>>62196031bruh they been floating this fake ass deal like twice a week atpfoh with this reverse FUD (using reverse psychology to trick smiggers into pumping my bag)
>>62196047I don't think so, the energy issue was weighing on Europe way harder than on the US.
>>62196013>That's the reason behind the market moves, Trump is about to agree to the JCOPSA 2.0 but Iran gets to keep all their enriched uranium as long as they promise not to turn it into nuclear weaponsWow, a worse deal than the Obama deal, art of the hekin deal!
Trump getting out of the war before the new pandemic hits?
>>62196060Pandemic isn't scheduled until late 2027.
Already keking at Israel's reaction
>>62195989MaybeThe governments involved are small.I just checked both.St Helena is asking people to quarentine and not come to the hospital if they think they have symptoms.Ascension is just asking people not to come to the hospital at all, and they are bringing in new doctors from the UK, since all of the DRs and nurses on that small island helped the guy who was sick.Falklands issued a correction saying it was not in fact visited by the ship during the infection window.Is your guy in Switzerland a new case making 8?
gigaTACO hitting together with the AMD earnings pump. The bear extinction event.
>>62196068share with the class
>>62196069>SwitzerlandAwwww sheeeit nigga, why in my country?
>>62196082The eternal bears will find new reasons to plague twitter
Crazy how an Axios headline-article starting with "The White House believes" just rugs oil by more than $5
Slurping Nordic oilers
We're at neo levels. We no longer need to learn about reality, or circular revenues based on hyperscaler companies who keep buying computing power from each other
>>62196019>were pumping!> https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-06/dollar-hits-lowest-since-war-started-on-report-end-is-near?srnd=homepage-americasHahaha oh Mr. MumuCheck the DXY.You’re not pumping on the news, the dollar is dumping.Again!Your dollars lost 0.8% value, and it pumped .3% from where it had been! And the DXY is heavily manipulated, so you lost probably closer to thrice that amount!You lost money while feeling good about it!Again!Don’t you feel stupid?!
A bit cringe we capitulated again against some 3rd world shithole but that's good for my portfolio.
>>62196013Iran is making a mistake by agreeing to any kind of nuclear deal with the US. Their stance should be: "We're a sovereign state and we can develop whatever the fuck we want, and we're leaving the NPT. Remove the sanctions and we'll open the strait."That's it.
>BREAKING >Iran and the United States are close to ending the war with a one-page memorandum of understanding – Axios>First, the parties will end the war and begin 30 days of negotiations to reach an agreement>The deal would involve:>- Iran ending nuclear enrichment for 12 years>- The U.S. agreeing to lift its sanctions and release billions in frozen Iranian funds>- Both sides lifting the blockade around the Strait of HormuzWorse deal than Obama got, Trump cutting medicaid and other benefits to pay for the $1.5 trillion increase in military spending so the Pentagon can restock all the missiles that were wasted
>>62196109you act like the orange nigger won't deny it in 8 hours and threaten nuclear holocaust for the nth fucking time
>>62196114kek so at least 30 more days of Hormussy closure? That sure will go well
>bought 1k shares (so it's easier to calculate my P/L) of MU one month agojesuschrist this is insane, I'm making in a month more than I earn in a year
>nikkei closed today too Wtf is their problem? Who the fuck has a holiday for like two weeks straight
>>62196113They should take the deal, they get to keep their enriched uranium, they can then ignore it when Trump is gone in a few years, no future President will make the mistake of attacking Iran again after this>>62196118They will lift the blockade on both sides over the course of the 30 days
why is the animeposter mad that they are still holding cash
10% down after hours based on rumors of peace? I am being cheated and so are you
im trying to make a post but it keeps telling me its spam and i don't know what to do, so im going to try post it one line at a time.
>knew about SNXX, missed it>knew about GDXX, missed it>knew about Zcash, missed it>knew about 50 other cryptos, mstr, tsll, missed itYou know what's really funny, I feel worse than I did 18 months ago despite having 3 times as much cash. Back then I lost 200 bucks betting nvdl would go up, then panic selling when it wen t down. Then it went up. Yesterday I made 200 bucks betting MUU would go up. And I can only think about how much I could have made if I just stuck to anything in the last 5 years.
Fuck off with your ebola pox pandemic posting horseshit.
>>62196011this reads like the cope people post when a bubble has popped, but the bubble hasn't even popped yet.
>>62196114I wonder if Trump is going to spin this as him "graciously" doing what the rest of the world should have done and opened the strait and that the world should thank him, despite him and the Jews being the reason for the entire debacle in the first place.
so today we pretend there is a peace proposal again? See you guys friday
Fuck off with your ebola pox pandemic posting horseshit. Covid was a storm in a teacup, a hyper contagious virus combined with a psyoped population that believed quarantines were needed for a super flu. No disease that is actually dangerous can be as contagious as a cold/flu thats why none of your bullshit ebola pox bullshit pandemics will ever take off, you're not getting covid 2.0 in your lifetime. Talk about stocks, david soxl or iran or fuck off. edit: spam detector doesn't like the word monk*y
>>62196085muh neutrality
KEK IRANBAGGOTS LMAO!!!
>>62196135This one seems a lot more real than previous ones though. Even the Trump administration is basically just admitting defeat now. Previously Iran and USA have always said contradictory things.Hope you all slurped when you had a chance!
>>62196120>just a casual 350,000 dollar purchase
>>62196108Holy shit check the Hebrew computer.USD dumped against the Israeli Shekel almost 6% in two weeks, blew right through bussy resistance levels, -30% this year.I am telling you man a can of Coke is going to be $100 in two years.
>>62196143pakistan says Iran and America will work on a combined statement. Half an hour later Iran says they are still evaluating the 14 point proposal. How is not the same bull shit like all the other 6 times.
reminder that every bubble poster has been on the sidelines since the generational bottom a month ago.
>>62196137You're edgy now but you're going to make a good slave some day soon anon, I can feel it. You like consistency and stability, you'd rather not know about new info and just let it hit you like a truck while your head is in the sand.These are the qualities of what the greeks called a "natural slave".
Anyone know why I would have a higher acquisition value than it should be based on my purchases and is it something I should talk about with my bank? I’ve made two purchases, one at 466,00 USD and one at 466,20. Yet it says my acquisition value is 467,21.
>>62196013So assuming peace is made tomorrow:1. We'll still have knock-on shortages until the 2030s.2. The US and Israel have shown that they're willing to rip up the MOU at any moment, even during negotiations.3. And now we have the JCPOA but worse and without China and Russia and 'a framework for more detailed nuclear negotiations' will never amount to anything.And the market is pumping anyway. Which will keep inflating due to the market now being dominated by contracts, algos and passive indexing.
>just completely rug oil on an Axios reportI guess the US has officially given upIran, in case they don't give back the "nuclear dust" totally can't just start enriching when the US retreats. Then when the US needs 2 months to come back just talk again. US retreats, start enriching again etc. lmao
>>62196168even if they US is out now. With the bombings in the last view days the UAE is in and Israel will never stop so there strait stays closed.
>>62196145I thought it was easy money since the stock was dropping for stupid reasons (the google paper) and it'd recover but never thought it'd moon like this
Omg a one page memorandum
kek baggies
>>62196168Iran will just start enriching when Trump is gone, no other President was dumb enough to listen to Israel and attack them, whoever succeeds Trump won't make that same mistake, meanwhile Iran would have gotten their frozen assets back and sanctions lifted, besides it will take them time to rebuild their facilities struck in 2025, if this is how things play out then this is nothing short of US capitulation
>REMINDER:>2% is the the 0% return on the SPY>If you're not up 2% in the last 5 days, you lost money.
Im still holding poet
>>62196188Trump has basically guaranteed through his shallow understanding of reality that Iran's best option is building a bomb which means we're going to bomb them every year
>>62196195Buying bomb stocks
>>62196189what if 65% of my money is exposed to non usd currencies that mooned against the dollar? am i richer or poorer?
>>62196201it doesn't matter unless you invested in the chosen currency
>>62196069Yes. He travelled to Switzerland from South America after disembarking the boat. So maybe from the tour before.
>>62196114>Trump cutting medicaid and other benefits to pay for the $1.5 trillion increase in military spending so the Pentagon can restock all the missiles that were wastedPump my RTX with your Medicaid. Lmao.
>>62196202the yen?
>>62196137You think a pandemic won't affect stocks?
>>62196210priced in
>>62196210Hantavirus outbreaks aren't new, why would you think there's going to be a pandemic from this?
> futures
>>62196201We're Africans now.I'm thinking of going and picking myself up a mask and those big boots made from feathers.Perhaps a good club to bash those Albino witches with.
>>62196218Pandemics are fun. I spent more time outdoors during the lockdown than the 4 years before it.
you DO hold a chunk of Rolls Royce, don't you anon?
>>62196220KEK!IS THERE NO FLOOR!IT JUST KEEPS DUMPING!-.6%-.7%-.8%YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET DONALD YOU COMMIE FAGGOTYOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DISRESPECT ADAM SMITH!?
>>62196222So there's no reason you think a pandemic will happen, you're just a mongoloid
And now we dump cause Iran says fuck off
>>62196227But only 1/5 of the pump. The 4/5 of the headline pump will stay in place
>>62196224this permabear cope is hilarious. please keep going
>>62196230budy our currency is currently collapsing.like,right now.>-.85% nowKEKyou fucking commie bulls faggots taking your state backed gibs from don deserve everything you get.
>>62196064>>>/pol/534539797
>>62196225They are saying it's human to human transmission. It's got a two to eight week incubation.It kills people. Unlike COVID. It's a possible pandemic with that criteria but it's too early to know. I don't believe it's human to human. Probably just a manky ship. If it is human to human and with that incubation period......It would be very serious.
EWY and KORU investors, are we eating today or what?And for everyone else, have you too accepted that Worst Korea is the ideal country?
>>62196236Would be funny if soros broke the dollar.
Oil tumbling means I should buy wildly out of the money oil calls right?
>>62196120Yesterday my PNL exceeded the yearly minimum wage in my country.
>>62196225>you're just a mongoloidThese aren't US hours. It's euro hours and we aren't crass and annoying like this. Go to bed junior.
>>62196207Europe has free healthcare and can afford to give €90 billon to Ukraine so they can defeat Russia. If we are successful doing this on the cheap, what is the $1.5 trillion even for? Are you sure your government spends the money diligently?
>Futures
Did we win the special military operation again?
>Iran: ‘Threats neutralized,' new Hormuz protocol in place>nobody knows what that means>oil dumps
>>62196247Do you think this one page memorandum will appease Iran after what trump did to them?I don't. I don't believe a word out of the orange retards mouth. Or his axios mouthpiece.
>>62196242>>62196250But the only people with the virus are trapped on a ship, there's no risk of it spreading, you're dumb
>>62196252The $90bn comes from russian frozen funds. They are paying for their own demise.
>>62196245>Bessent was a partner at Soros Fund Management (SFM) and founded Key Square Group, a global macro investment firm.[2]
>>62196257>new Hormuz protocol in placeIran set up an official authority to toll ships in the strait
>>62196114I would like to point out that Trump is not looking for a 1.5 increase. He's looking for a 50% increase of defense spending of 1 trillion to 1.5Rolls eyes
>>62196253I discovered leveraged Europe ETFs that we are allowed to buy. They are pumping hard. I invested 20% of my net worth in those yesterday, will I make it?
>>62196272AMD
>>62196252>can afford to give €90 billon to UkraineSource on that? Because Finland's economy is getting worse, France is already talking about going to the IMF for a bailout and Germany has been in and out of recession for years now
>>62196274>Trump is not looking for a 1.5 increase. He's looking for a 50% increase50% increase status: achieved
>>62196274Based!By the time that goes through itll buy about 2 training aircraft.Stupid tranny should have read the book!
>>62196280Apparently we found a stash of billions that some third world niggers had forgotten in some bank in Belgium.
AMD +20% pre-market
>NEC’s Hassett On Iran: Mood Was High In The Situation Room Yesterday – Fox Business>- It Seems They're Making A Lot Of Progress Now>The worst person to let speak on a matter in regards to progress
>>62196259One man got off the ship, flew from South America to Switzerland and then turned up sick at his local hospital.He was on the cruise PREVIOUS to this one. Then travelled half way across the world in a metal tube with recirculated air.Look. I'm not shilling for a pandemic. I'm just sharing facts. That's a fact. Like I said, I bet it's a nothing burger and their expensive cruise was on a rat plague ship. Probably a rat pissed in the soup or something. It's best to stay ahead of these things though. I had masks and hand sanitizer and a plan in January 2020 before COVID even hit the news cycle. I had a newborn and a vulnerable wife. Early on it looked serious. Turned out to be nonsense but nobody can say it didn't fuck everything up for a time.
MRVLCRDOALAB
>>62196265Was bessent involved in black wednesday?
>>62196013Persia wonRome (the US) lost
>>62196014Ben Axios
>>62196280The $90bn is a loan secured against Russian central bank frozen funds in Belgium and will be part of the reparations paid to Ukraine after the war. No cost to EU.
>>62196258No but my question was mostly about how to maximize the options curve
Advanced Millionaire Direction
>>62196259https://news.sky.com/story/three-dead-as-virus-breaks-out-on-atlantic-cruise-ship-13503266First suspected case outside shipA French national who was not on board the MV Hondius has contracted hantavirus after taking a flight with a passenger from the cruise ship, French media reports, citing a health ministry source.This would be the first person to have contracted the disease who was not on the ship.They were identified as part of contact tracing investigations taking place for confirmed cases.Tests are ongoing to confirm whether it is the Andes strain - the only type of hantavirus that can be transmitted between humans.We have approached the French health ministry for more information.
>>62196288Hanta virus is scary, however, by being so deadly it gets noticed and the time between infection and death is short, so there is less chance to infect other people. Covid was easily survivable even in the initial form, if you were half-way healthy before and applied a few precautions (that nobody told you at the time) like taking vitamins, sleeping a lot and avoiding stress.
>>62196019Based Axios strikes again
>>62196301I'm looking to long oil after this drop. Probably using a wti 3x etp I've used before. I don't use options but calls sound like a plan to me if you think it's just more taco. It will go back up.
>>62196022they love being humiliated
>>62196303So he was on the flight with the swiss guy. Ok. This is getting interesting quickly.
USAR bros, how are we feeling today?
>>62196305Up to 8 weeks incubation. How much of that is contagious?
>>62196023war's over chuddy
>>62196285>>62196300You're not using Russian assets, you're using taxpayer funds from EU nations, and if that isn't funny enough it gets better>Ukraine is not expected to pay the money back from its own funds, with the capital only due for repayment once Russia pays war reparations after the conflict is over.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/19/ukraine-deal-latest-europe-leaders-loan-zelenskyyhttps://www.reuters.com/business/finance/how-eus-105-billion-loan-ukraine-will-work-without-frozen-russian-assets-2026-04-22/
>>62196321No it isn't.
>>62196027They're still keeping their maximalist demandsthe US lost so the US is conceding, not Iran
>>62196303Why is God like this?We were about to have an honest to goodness dump and condemnation of Donald Roosevelts communism and now there's a new high attack rate pandemic right at the time to give him a cope.Gay as shit.
>>62196325Yes it isThere will be a deal soon (source: Axios)
>AMD beat revenue by $0.36billion and added +$100billion mcap
>>62196031Basedoil baggies LOST
>>62196324>>Ukraine is not expected to pay the money back from its own funds, with the capital only due for repayment once Russia pays war reparations after the conflict is over.Which bit of this don't you understand? Russia pays from frozen funds. Simple as.
>>62196279was about to buy but the motherless bear CUNTS convinced me not to. GO FUCK YOURSELVES AIIIIIIIEEEEEE.
>>62196330>source: AxiosAh, that bearer of good news nobody had heard of until trumps war. That's consistently been used to manipulate markets. That's been consistently wrong. That's been consistently denied by Iran every time.
>>62196328More like why are humans so damn retarded?>>62196303>has contracted hantavirus after taking a flight with a passenger from the cruise shipYeah, just let these people roam free instead of putting them in a quarantine
any anons that went full cash during march and still holding cash?no way, right? lol
>>62196340>Listening to bears in the bear decade of humiliation
>>62196332Soxl tripled in the last month. The worst month
Walter Bloomberg, David Axios and Prime Minister of Pakistan orchestrating total bobo genocide
I'm making $ even pre market, this is so crazy! Fuck I love SOXL TQQQ
>OIL Baggies
Nothing worth buying in this market
>>62196342Axios has been around for a decade
>>62196345>Yeah, just let these people roam free instead of putting them in a quarantineThe quarantine......
Bros… wth i thought it a commonly accepted hobby?!?!
>>62196356Yet I've never heard of them. While being the biggest news junkie the world has ever witnessed. Suddenly they are global leaders in fake news.
>>62196361Give me tickers to profit from a random twitter foid not liking this thing
>>62196354We will close today down 3-5% You may screencap this post and see me after close.
>Everyone in tech is making shit tons of money>even boomers in ETFs are hitting ATH after ATG> BUT bears and oil baggies are LOSING MONEY
Market goes down: I'm happy, because I'm buying at a discount!Market goes up: I'm happy, because I'm getting rich!
>>62196369yeah I only get mad when it crabsfucking hate snibs
>>62196013struggle to see how they do full sanction relief with no regime change without the hawks going full grima wormtongue in trump's ear torpedoing the deal yet again. that's as great a deal as the Iranians could possibly imaginebut irrelevant for the bright green day thanks to the news
>>62196324Either way it is money well spent. How often do you have a chance to completely deplete the weapons stockpile of the country that is the biggest threat for your region?Russian tank armies that were threatening Europe don't exist anymore. Russian navy and air force lost half their assets and were exposed as completely outdated and inefffective.Ukraine has large areas of fertile lands and all sorts of resources - mining, coal, gas, nuclear power, forests, plenty water - and will be integrated into European economy, democracy and individual freedoms. When the war in Ukraine ends, every european stock will moon, this is financial advice.
RTX up 1.3% pre market. Finally, cunts been killing me.
>>62196366In addition to this you will see extremely high volume today, triple what we have been seeing, as positions are finally exited.The pump to this point has been so they could sell down into this and still be up.(-)3-5%See you at 4pm
>>62196378Ukraine's MIC is a global leader too. They are at the forefront of modern warfare tech. Plus they have the strongest army probably in the world right now. They'll be a fine addition to Europe.Shame we did the Brexit.
>>62196337No, Russia "pays" after it 'loses the war' and pays Ukraine "reparations" which means never, that money will never be paid back>>62196378>Russia is a huge threat>Russia was exposed as outdated and ineffectiveWhich is it retard, imagine cheering the politicians robbing you, as a eurocuck you're used to that though, hope your family gets killed and raped by immigrants
>>62196381(As a final note, so that you don't lose too much, watch the volume today by 11, when its close to the total volume of what it was all of yesterday (25-30M), you will know I was right and that it is time to sell)
>>62196387Ok. So you're a retard. Good to know. I'll enjoy taking your money in the markets as you dribble your way through life getting your opinions from fuck knows where.I will continue being right.
>axios>pakistani sourcesholy fucking shit buy oil
why is oil dumping when they are shooting themselves?
Hey I know a lot of you were asking when the market was going down, but yes I DID vote for this.Market ATH after ATH, bombing browns in the middle east, the US IS BACK BABY
Axios my beloved
>>62196391My north sea oil play has dumped 8% today already. Going to add a bit more soon. There's zero chance this is over and shortages won't just disappear even if it is.
>>62196390>Shown to be wrong>Given sourceI'd say kill yourself but I know a Somali engineer will be doing that soon enough, hopefully he rapes your family before he does though
>>62196387I don't cheer them for robbing us by giving gibs to migrants, but I support total zigger death. Russian crosses the border with gun in hand, russian gets killed. Simple as.
Do not believe this dumb nigger
>>62196395if they open the strait oil will settle out. we'll have higher energy prices for quite awhile but oil will get dumped to ~70>there's zero chance this is overtrue but they might stop for a couple months so trump can do a "victory" lap
>>62196398damn man, someone is mad
>>62196391I agree, the world needs more baggies to kek. Buy oil
So has Trump really surrendered? As that's what this one page deal essentially is lmao
>>62196398>hopefully he rapes your family before he does thoughMy, I bet you have a lot of friends and go to many parties. What a disgusting little boy you are.
>>62196257>Amena Bakr>@Amena__Bakr>Vessels owners don’t know what this means…. No one is moving
oil shmoil
>>62196389>total volume of what it was all of yesterday (25-30M)>(25-30M)confirmed retarded
>>62196389> manipulation has worked the past 47/47 days> it wont work THIS time though> no I won't tell you why
why do iranians deserve to be threatened with nuclear holocaust? just mossad the regime and leave the cute young persians alone
>>62196403Not in the least>>62196406It's coming and if you try and stop it your government will arrest you, LOL
>>62196402My north sea oil play is a high risk bet on oil shortages affecting holiday season here in the UK. If families can't get to benidorm then the pressure on starmer to reopen north sea will be immense. If he does it will fucking fly. If not I baghold until they fully diversify and finish building their carbon capture field in 2028. I'm in no rush.
"sell in may" niggas in shambles
I don't even get why Iran would want a nuke at this point. They just proved to the world that they can win a war with the US without one.
any gud stucks to invest in? tell tickers
>>62196420have you heard of NVDA? pretty obscure, might want to check them out
>Caitlin Doornbos@CaitlinDoornbos>Update: I have now confirmed this myself through a Pakistani source familiar with mediation efforts.>My source said there are multiple versions of the document, and that the details are still being worked out on which variant will be acceptable to both US and Iran.>Confirmed this through Pakistani sourcec'mon now
Even my shitty space stocks are up in pre-market.
>>62196258I think its likely they are talking considering we did not resume combat operations when they attacked the UAE, however judging by the response from the civilian arm to the IRGCs actions against UAE i would say its the same problem as last time civilian arm negotiates whilst IRGC does not and they are the real power brokers, IRGC seems to want control over hormuz full stop this is going to be in my opinion as much of a sticking point as removing enriched uranium. unless trump is willing to give them the strait then i do not see anything coming of this besides them maybe softening demands at a future framework meeting
>>62196425Anyways, multiple versions is bullish. Just agree to different terms, AGAIN
realized I may have a straight psychological block that causes me to sell when I feel like I'm making too much money. Making money is what makes me happy but I feel like the moment I have a small bit of success, a few thousand more than I expected, I start getting bad imposter syndrome. I think I can't physically imagine myself pulling off a big trade- like maybe some gay paper comes out and says Marvell sucks, so I scoop it up on the cheap and make 300k in 3 months on the rebound or something, I would probably just end up selling low. I can't imagine myself being successful, even when I pick winners 6 months before /biz/ is talking about them.
>>62196415>It's comingNo. It isn't. You need to stop believing everything you read on /pol/. Neither of my daughters have been raped, neither has any of their friends or anyone we know. Yes there was a hardcore of paki gangs preying on vulnerable teens in care. Once it was exposed they got jailed for decades. Life isn't perfect anywhere but the UK is a comfy place to live for the most part and idiots like you who think it's some dystopian hell hole just show yourselves up as retards that live online, believe everything they read and extrapolate it out to dirty little fantasies. I have a life, you don't. Your opinion isn't worth a fart in the wind. Now fuck off and bother someone else with your idiotic drivel you stupid wee shite.
>>62196429does not mean oil is going to moon or anything though btw
>>62196366I am intensely angry about fucking myself out of the Trade of a Lifetime for the 3rd or 4th time in the last 17 months so I'm going to cap your retarded post and make fun of you even though I have less than 10k invested out of the nearly 100k I could have invested simply because watching you get heemed by tour shorts makes me feel better about my poor life choices and emotional trading.
> Assuming Iran Agrees To Give What Has Been Agreed To, Which Is, Perhaps, A Big Assumption, The Already Legendary Epic Fury Will Be At An End, And The Highly Effective Blockade Will Allow The Hormuz Strait To Be OPEN TO ALL, Including Iran. If They Don’t Agree, The Bombing Starts, And It Will Be, Sadly, At A Much Higher Level And Intensity Than It Was Before. @RealDonaldTrump on TruthSocial
>>62196438honestly love how he talks, its so silly and it makes retards seethehere's hoping that when Iran is done he moves on to Cuba to really get the commies mad
oh, it's still bobo fantasy hours. in 100 minutes reality hits again though :)
>>62196438It's real. Well, there goes any deal.
Market doesn't care he's threatening bombings, as he also didn't retaliate after Iran attacking two days ago. >Ceasefire still in place (Hegseth)
>>62196438>The Hormuz Strait To Be OPEN TO ALLthis is going to be the biggest problem in any negotiation with Iran. people keep down playing this and saying what about the nuclear nuclear but when the US fucks off they can start doing whatever they want with their uranium US consent however to actively managed the strait is needed so this will be fought over in negotiations
> there are multiple versions of the documentbut what if Iran agrees on a wrong version of a document, just like they did before?Narrative writers really are out of ideas.
>>62196442Look kiddo. I don't think anyone here gives a fuck about your kiddie rape fantasies. You're only showing yourself up. You're not bothering me one bit. You're the type of dickhead I taught my daughters to stay away from so they'll be fine. Why don't you go back to wanking over anime or whatever it is you twisted failures do in your stinky box rooms.
>>62196450Iran will be charging a toll. They've made that nonsense negotiable. This is just more nonsense. Nothing has changed. How many deals has trump promised now?
>NVIDIA GETS WARRANT TO BUY UP TO 15M SHARES OF CORNINGdoesn't Corning make glass?
>>62196438>>62196450official document released by the Iranian navy on their protocols for Hormoz, how the fuck did the market dump 10% on this lol https://xcancel.com/Alihashem
>USA is actually just gonna surrenderReally didn’t think this was gonna happen. Maybe they want to hurry and get Cuba done before the midterms or something
>>62196433Also the fact you believe only those "in care" were victims shows how brainwashed you are, there are victims that were abducted and imprisoned in houses to be regularly raped and drugged into compliance while the police not only joined in(If they were pakis) but would arrest those trying to stop it, you're a fucking disgraceIt's only fitting your family faces the same fate and worse, you're scum
This is fucking rigged…
>>62196459They do. Highly specialised glass and ceramics.
>>62196460what navy, all they have left are speedboats
>>62196459yeah. corning is a great co, i should buy some. they make fiber optics, advanced packaging for pharma, longest debt duration of any company in s&p (this is a good thing). i used to be a big shareholder, probably for some kind of optical computing.
>>62196457if trump agrees to this he has fucked himself>country that has damaged iran must pay damages before passing through the straittrump cowering out operation freedom at Pakistan's request has just deleveraged and embolden the IRGC this is why i was rolling my eyes into orbit when i saw the one thing he didnt need to taco be taco'd
>>62196455Don't worry, you toffs think you're safe and it's all rosy but one day soon you'll get yours you traitorous filth
>>62196468Even better, just keep massproducing speedboats for the future. Mass>Class
>>62196474but the US has just been using helicopters with missiles to take out the speedboats, they aren't very effective
>>62196468the IRGC speedboats are meaningless against any naval vessel but against cargo tankers they are lethal, one thing people confuse Iranian gun boats for are rubber digyny's when Iranian gun boats have both sea mining and missile launch capabilities so not exactly Somali pirates
>>62196476Yeah, that's why no ships are moving, even after the IRGC allowing ships through >>62196407>>62196257
>>62196476every time they took out a speedboat with a helicopter Iran would retaliate and launch missiles at the UAE, not a very good look for when you are on the verge of agreeing to a framework to a deal
>up 220% on South Korean ETFThis is genuinely insane.
>>62196480probaly because the IRGC navy to one control oil prices and two get leverage over the gulf states will limit the amount of vessels able to transit the strait, on April the 16 or 17th whenever the strait was briefly opened the IRGC-N announced a 15 ship per day limit
>mfw opening my broker and seeing massive green dildos on everythingthis will end so very poorly
>silver 5,5% green dick Just get to 80 you mf and stop shitting your pants.
>>62196446Yep, the market has Hormussy fatigue. We don't even give a shit what happens at this point.
>>62196463As it happens, I grew up in care. I know what trouble those girls got themselves into due to mental health problems, vulnerabilities and feelings of abandonment. It's nothing new. Not their fault but sadly VERY common.Yes, there were a few cases of 'normal' girls being groomed. There are also lots of sensationalist stories with zero credible evidence put out in tabloid newspapers for idiots like you to seethe about. You seem to have read them all. I'm guessing even the girl in kebab?Perhaps you could go do something about it since you feel so strongly? But that would mean leaving your goon hovel, wouldn't it? It's nice your ID comes with a warning of your affliction. People can see to stay away from you. (They do that anyway though, don't they?)
>>62196459Do they make glass fiber optics?
>>62196482I'm glad I bought some.
still talking about Iran while chips literally doubled or more. missed opportunities.
>>62196460I'm going to email them some funny content.
AXIOS THE OIL
>>62196473I've been through the mill and back again a few times you know nothing little pleb. You'd run a mile faced with me. I have no illusions of that. So why don't you just piss off, there's a good chap.
>>62196446considering oil jumped from 88 to 92 when that came out and brent above 100 i would say that the market realized these talks are not as close as Axios made them sound, but to be fair this was at least to my knowledge from US officials perspective and not Iran's, lots of longs covering algos dumping ect ect but oil if this does go through should sit between 79-90 for the rest of the year
>>62196492i think we may be surrounded by actual w*rkaholics
>>62196492>buying yesterdays news
>>62196324with the tranny horse out of the parliament it’s way easier to sell off the ork assets, most of their owners have fallen out of windows already
>>62196460>oil down 10% on thislmaoIt's not difficult to see why oil is so mispriced right now. How do you even trade this schizo market?
>>62196504you just don't, buy USO or some oil equites and just don't do anything at all with leverage ETFS or futures, its in every western governments interest to keep oil down
How to short axios? They're not coming out of this smelling of roses.
>>62196425>different version>again>Pakis scammers playing both sides>AGAINI'm stuck in a fucking time loop
Coffee and tobacco ready to go. Bobo's ass lubed and prepared for a giant green candle.
>>62196509>>62196425insanity, and considering IRGC infighting with civilian arm how are they going to get this done in 48 hours when nuclear was off the table (apparently)? this reeks of trumps feb 27th the negotiations are going great in Oman hours before he started combat operations
>>62196460Point 4 is the best kek
>>62196501its been weeks of iran talk while chips made a massive move higher>how are the Iranian boats doing?>i heard an indian tanker got shot at and turned around>the iranian economy is really based on XYZ>misses the move in chips
>>62196500there are more users than average for this morningI believe some are wagies see >>62196381>See you at 4pmbecause he can't until then hes w*rking
any other redeemed retards here?
>>62196487wagmi
I do not believe this isn't a pump and dump/
>>62196518
>>62196516>Goldman Sachs Prime confirms that recent gains have been significantly driven by algorithmic CTAs. During one recent week, the pace of global equity buying by these systematic funds reached approximately $86 billion, ranking as one of the top five strongest buying episodes on record. Market observers explicitly note that this vertical repricing "has not been matched by any real improvement in sentiment".>And the buying is actively ongoing. A May 2026 analysis by Bank of America indicated that CTAs added another $40 billion in equity exposure in the prior week alone. When market volatility cools and prices rise, these algorithmic models have mechanically bought more, reinforcing the trend regardless of corporate earnings or historic lows in consumer sentiment.>The way equities have rallied recently points to upside chasing rather than slow, fundamental accumulation. The options market is currently heavily skewed toward call options, meaning market gains are being financed through convexity rather than conviction. Analysts warn that this exact pattern leaves the market exposed to sudden air pockets, once momentum stalls the gains financed this way will unwind violently throughout the market.And yet if you try and hold cash you will be destroyed by inflation that's about to surge and remain systemically high.
And they are mining the international shipping lanes again
NVDA lagging behind all the chips and having the cheapest premiums out of them is looking tempting..
>>62196522SNDK and MU are both dumping right now. Top-signal anon was right.
>>62196533It's been crabbing for months, with that green candle exception to 215. I'm going to wait until earnings.
>>62196522That depends what you're holding. For some it's a dump and pump. Time to get my position in WTI 3x opened I think.
>>62196539Was just thinking broad spy
>>62196529>rent a speedboat (in Iran)>go on a joyride>billions of thirdies lose their village savings
oil flying again. kek you really thought it was over
>>62196547trumps tweet so no truth basically gave it all away
>ADP better than expected>no clue how>Fed was cutting last year for no reason whatsoeverlol
>>62196527I am not going to say its a bubble but look at the retail call options chart and what happened last time it reached this high..
>AMD +17%
>Stacy Rasgon: “We have continually been surprised not only by the strength of AMD’s business but also by the strength of the stock (with shares +16% in the aftermarket after climbing by almost 40% over the last ~3 weeks). That being said, while many stocks have been climbing strictly on vibes lately the company deserves significant credit for a fundamental story that increasingly is looking real. Given the agentic AI boom, we believe that management’s new outlook for a doubling of their prior TAM (to a 35% CAGR by 2030 reaching ~$120B) is looking potentially plausible, and given their competitive product position AMD appears increasingly well-positioned to benefit from it. And they have a GPU story as well, with their two anchor customers (OAI and Meta) set to ramp into year-end (numbers that to us have still not appeared to be fully reflected in Street models), with maybe more to come?>While we have acknowledged warming to the company in recent work we have remained on the sidelines, and of course jumping on the bandwagon now feels late. Nevertheless (late or not) our own model now exceeds $14 in 2027, and we believe EPS approaching $20 in 2028 feels plausible assuming the AI boom continues. While cautioning our clients that our history with AMD bull calls is spotty at best, and acknowledge risks (Helios ramp and customer traction, supply, 2H PCs, AI sustainability etc) this is enough to win us over, and we think the shares probably go up from here even after the run. We upgrade to Outperform, and raise our PT to $525 (~35x vs 20x prior, on new FY27 EPS of $14.60).”
And brents 101 again, cool...... nice one trump
If people lose faith here it's going to be carnage.
Perfect time to buy the top. Which is always my strategy
>>62196527if you are concerned about the SPY being +5% for the year i dont know what to tell you. i wish you the best for sure. i want us all to make a lot of money.
>>62196559stacy deserves to be strapped to the taiwan fabs when the missiles start flying
>Translation | Axios' Text Is Americans' Wish List Until It Becomes Reality.Americans Will Not Obtain Through A Failed War What They Failed To Gain In Face-To-Face Negotiations,Iran Has Its Finger On The Trigger And Is Ready; If They Do Not Surrender And Grant The Necessary Concessions, Or If They Or Their Devilish Henchdog Allies Try To Act Mischievously, We Will Deliver A Harsh And Regret-Inducing Response @EbrahimRezaei14
>>62196566hes been one of the biggest AMD bears for years. its shocking to see him say anything positive.
Why are there so many Jews at everywhere in this AI scam
>>62196564tech stocks will double again in 6 months. shits not gonna "pop" until muh AI hits scaling issues.
>>62196573It's where the money is.
Trump is trying to dump his own rally lol
>>62196573verbal IQ =LLM, kek
>>62196577>"Fuck my insiders forgot to put in their calls before it got announced"
>>62196577seems like axios may have prematurely ejaculated again
>>62196577Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.
>>62196561>If people lose faith here it's going to be carnage.Already lost for consumers.
>>62196573golems. Jews are predisposed to anthropomorphism.
>>62196577those headlines imply the opposite of what you said howeverbeit
>>62196582>>62196588>uh Mr. trump this wasn't the plan
>>62196573It's your biases. You notice every Jew you see but you think nothing of seeing 100 WASPs in a row.
I guess I solded too soon. Will buy back in today.
>>62196598This is going to be legendary if/when this peace deal falls through. It just takes one strike on more energy infrastructure in the gulf to humiliate him
>Pakistani sources to Al Arabiya: The two sides are closer to embarking on a negotiation process that may take months #AlArabiya_Breaking>months
>>62196120That's awesome. I bought like 30k worth of mu but wish I had your conviction
