>Basic Information>gme.cac site redacted due to aidshttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CHhttps://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)>Daily reminders[Kek Melvies]bzilp4>Mandatory study time>The Everything Shortreddit.com/mgucv2>^watch-alongyoutu.be/AaalT8rn9lc>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Riskyoutu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E>Failure to deliveryoutu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE>GameStop Investor Site>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statementnews.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance>Real-Time Tradeshttps://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-tradeshttps://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictionsnasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHaltsnyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices>All other news/DDs/etcen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunthttps://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-workedhttps://computershared.net/?bot=drsbotDRS Guide:reddit.com/ptvakaAvoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-factsHF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdfSEC GME/meme stocks report:sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdfDD Compilation:reddit.com/mnss65Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:reddit.com/pb22ojCellar Boxing:reddit.com/pmj9yk>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulledLast time on /GME/: >>62191240As always:>sneed hedgies
>>62196649Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.>SummaryGameStop Info>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $9.0 B cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventoryDRS & Computershare>~66.2 million shares of ~448.4: 15% total held by Mar 18, 2026>~67.0/~448.0: 15% by Dec 5, 2025>~66.7/~447.7: 15% 9/5, ~68.1/~447.3: 15% 6/5, ~69.5/~447.08: 16% 3/19>~71.0/~446.8: 16% Dec 4, 2024>~72.8/~426.5: 17% 9/4, ~74.6/~351: 21% 6/5>>~75.3 of ~305 25% by Mar 20, 2024,>~75.4 by Nov 30 2023, ~75.4 8/31, ~76.6 6/1, ~76.0 3/22 Vs Cede & Co>>Previously...>End of 2021 through 2025 data:https://pastebin.com/raw/8Kzb1wYBUnfuddable>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares>'MOASS' is a matter of timeFurther information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!Reply to this pasta for any confusion.WGAMI!Other news/reminders:Start of May Friday RRP: 0.607B, 5P = 0.1214B perMonday RRP: 0.618B, 11P = 0.056B per (roughly)Tuesday RRP: 1.122B, 6P = 0.187B perInvestor site links to SEC for old filings, FAQ for warrants exp [Oct 30 2026]>4-for-1 Stock Split Form of stock dividend (Rec: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)^2022-07-06 8-K>Q4 and FY25 8-K/10-K^2026-03-24>Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparencysec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf>100 page comparison DDhttps://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc>Legacy linkswallet.gamestop.comnft.gamestop.comwww.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)>Use archivesAvoid DSPP:reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdfPlease don't feed spammers and sliders.
>>62195244I think GME shares and EBAY shares would both be exchanged for TEDDY shares
PORTFOLIO LOADEDLOTION EVERYWHERESTROKIN MY SHITSTICKY AS FUCK WAGMII !!!!
>>62196681Have you started stacking eBay then? You hold all 7 right?
>good things happen to gme>browns peepee poopoo the thread to spin it>It has never worked in 5 years>I kek multiple times and buy more
>>62196681Meant to add that I think everyone would probably get the same class of shares except maybe the big investors like the sultan of sneed>>62196687Why would I do that? I own GME. You just showed everyone your hand by reusing the same psyop on the company that Ryan is publicly trying to purchase and publicly said would receive an equity exchange. You silly retard.
Is it better to have warrants Jimmy's or eBay for maximum shares of new company.
>>62196729>he doesn't own 7 stocks of distractionNGMI, only those who trust Ryan Cohen own the 7
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF MADNESS! WAGMI MY NIGGERS
>>62196843>jiemi poster is a newton enjoyer Yikes
>>62196766The ballpark math he used was 40% new equity going to GME and 60% to EBAY due to the 50% cash payout for EBAY. So that's 6 shares of GME to equal 4 shares of EBAY if you ignore the cash money and focus only on shares. 6*(32+4) = 2164 * (109) = 436So if you take cash out of the equation and focus only on maximizing shares in the new company, you would want to be stacking GME warrants. Especially because you can buy lots of GME warrants and by the power of convexity sell some warrants when GME goes up and use the proceeds to exercise the rest. >>62196843Burry needs some pocket spaghetti. Do you have the Jiemi frog? I need it for a meme.
D word niggers can’t help but seethe and be grumpy. Kek. Imagine not being comfy.
>>62196766>>62196876You could just buy 6 shares of GME for $150 too but if you assume that GME is going to the hundreds before the deal closes you would end up with less GME than if you stacked GME warrants
Using the same angle to seethe in not one but 2 concurrent threads. lol lmao
>>62196889>>62196876Okay I'm going to see how many warrants I have and decide if I should buy more.
ITS A MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BULL RUN! Iran is opening the strait of Hormuz and apologizing for everything! They’ve agreed to pay reparations and will let women wear bikinis in public! Thank you for your attention to this matter! President Donald J Trump.
>>62196876There you go
>>62196885picrel
I only have a thousand warrants.
>>62197001Wait I forgot computer share. Guess I have to log in now
>>62197008This isnt your diary nigga
>>62197053Yes it is. Don't be like that anon.
>>62196939Good.
>immediate seething
moona soona in mayoona
That was a nice candle
>>62197101Can we wait until Moona Soona Stepembaaa?I need to make those 100 shares I sold back.
Is holding the 7 stocks really the only way to WAGMI?
>>62197128>he's already sold 400 GME to buy 40 eBay
>>62197119Sorry, if it isn't mayoona it will be joona.Thems the rules.
We're all gonna get a big cannon mommy frens.
I guess they've decided to show their asses today.By recycling this playbook for the company that Ryan is publicly trying to buy, merge with GME, and exchange for GME shares in a hostile takeover backed by private equity, they're proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that everything they've ever fought against is true.
>>62197119>Stepembaaa>not stepTOOMBAyou had one fucking job you degenerate filth.
>>62142372
>>62197191>no new equityThat'd be nice, would prefer not getting diluted into the fucking ground AGAIN
>>62197140>
I'm going to laugh so hard if Dr. Bichael Batman sold literally the day before RC explained he has outside capital coming in to complete the deal.
>>62197184>that pic
>>62197334Lived long enough to become the villain.
uh oh......Look who Burry follows:https://x.com/Captaintrips333/status/2035801938747683152What did he say?https://x.com/pulte/status/1799260236332839052What did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713I said what did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051381523266330984What did Burry say?https://finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-burry-gamestop-buys-version-160114376.htmlAnd what did Burry say today?https://x.com/SwamiKnows_/status/2051399254397038822
>>62197428Can you get your dick out please.
>>62197461No he can't (it's buried under his fat).
People always complain about women being harassed by third worldies, has anyone ever stopped and thought about the constant harassment to GameStop purists?
Revisiting blockbuster with all the ebay talk, got this summary on BLIAQ>BLIAQ / BB Liquidating Inc.>This is the old bankruptcy/liquidation remnant. It is not the real Blockbuster comeback vehicle. The assets/brand were sold to Dish in bankruptcy, and BLIAQ is widely treated as a dead zombie ticker with no meaningful claim on the Blockbuster brand. Yahoo still shows it as the former Blockbuster Inc./BB Liquidating name, but that does not mean it owns the modern brand rights.Sounds a little... familiar>>>/biz/bbby>inb4 ghosts reeee'ingYou still have to finish chapter 11, but if previous holders got warrants in the new company I wouldn't be making this distinction.
They can't help but give it all away with how much they cry about it
>>62197481Gamestop purists are also being harassed by third worldies
Now would be a really gold time for RC's curse to hit pulte. He wants to install AI at every house.>>>/pol/534525232
>>62197541That's so fucking stupid. Why not just use that power budget to run your OWN AI workloads, on computers inside your house?
>>62197496the CUSIP-6 of BBBYQ is the same as the CUSIP-6 for the BBBY warrants. Also the CEO of GameStop is a BBBYQ chapter 11 creditor.The CUSIP-6 use proves that BBBY and BBBYQ have already begun m&a activity at least as far back as OCT 2025.
Its funny watching all the X grifters post the 4chan "insider" for elon bucks and it was just me trolling. I posted another "insider" post in that same thread LMAOMAO
>>62197541No! I dont want them to install that Indian man into my house
>>62197554Why wouldn't previous shareholders recieve warrants at this point? I bought BBBY, held into BBBYQ cancellation, but I haven't received warrants in the new company. I'm holding out for fraud payment, but how am I supposed to get the warrants that match the shares I purchased? I would have been better off buyung GME.
>>62197564Install it into your cats litter box so it bombards their ai with your cat shitting.
What if Pulte was the message that you should've bought towel bonds as shareholders would get nothing? 50% equity has to go to creditors and shareholders but creditors alone still satisfies the rules and there's precedent for it.
>>62197481>>62197526Gamestop shareholders are also going to be sexually harassed by women soon. Imagine random women who you vaguely knew in school finding out you're rich, showing up at your door and violently milking your aristocratic gamecock while they tell you how they secretly had a huge crush on you and that you should be their boyfriend now.Imagine hoes on instagram flooding your dm's want to slurp your semen shooter because you posted a selfie inside your porsche.Imagine heiresses contacting you discreetly to arrange a date because you're uber rich and they want to marry into GME nobility.All of this, 24/7. Constant female sexual harassment.Pic related is how the foids will look at you.
>They're still trying to FUD with warrantsReminder that warrants do not satisfy IRC 368 requirements for a tax-free restructuring
>>62197587My wife would not like this.
>>62197575jake sat on the couch though
>>62197587>women who you vaguely knew in schoolif only you knew how old they are
We were told , giants walk amongst us>>62142372https://x.com/PhantomBlack699/status/2052039728095011046?s=20
>>62197587Sounds like hell on earth for a closeted faggot like you who honestly just wants to be the women in the fantasy you typed out. WAGMI
I should have sold when it was $35...I should have bought $ebay so chobani can dilute baggies and buy my shares instead...I shouldn't have voted to allow chobani to dilute to buy $ebayI shouldn't have bought a stock that requires you to hold for centuries...I shouldn't have trusted a cohen...
>>62197587all the girls in my class are 40 year old mudsharks
>>62196681Don't forget the warrants, and what security TEDDY would be derived from. It won't be an S-1 filing but from a tax favorable shell that already exists.
>Fake insider with fake date pushed by Twitter assets so they can pretend that it's been debooonked when nothing happensIt's all so fake and gay. At least the cringe boomer clanker memes are an attempt at something different.
CAM ON GAME STOCK LETS FAKKIN GO CAM ON SCORE SAM FAKKIN GAINS CAM ON
voex anon here, not looking good
>>62197626I posted it as a troll and did another right after. If you read the past few threads there have been several "insiders"
>62197614shut up caroline. I wouldn't stick my noble gamecock in you even if I was black out drunk and you had a bag over your head.
>>62197637You could not handle this fucking pussy nigga
>>62197554>>62197592>buy bbby shares guys!>goes otc>gets cancelled>brand sold off>warrants distributed in new company>previous shareholders get nothingWhy are you allergic to geniune discussion that there's a limited amount of warrants the new company distributed that doesn't align with how many previous shareholders held? I can't get hype about the new company sharing a cusip with the old company if my efforts aren't compensated.It's such an easy discussion to have with people begging to discuss their interests, but my time researching, money invested, and questions get met with tax codes that have nothing to do with my shares or silence from the most vocal shit posters.
>>62197587I'm deleting all of my social media as the first dollar hits my bank account. foids are evil money stealing creatures
>62197648>I'm too retarded to understand that a tax-free reorganization requires shares to be the majority of the consideration and that using warrants in place of shares would eliminate the tax-free status
>>62197660>having social media in the first placengmi, sorry
>>62197587Sounds annoying and I hate women.>>62197614Why are you jews like this? Go promote some gangsta beatz to the Africans you worship.
COHEN TWEET CALLING OUT EBAYhttps://x.com/ryancohen/status/2052059289527738747?
>>62197567>held into BBBYQ cancellation, but I haven't received warrants in the new company.study the 1099 the year they vanished very, very carefully. What information is there, what is not? why would that be? Why would gme declare a loss that same year on a security that was never sold?
Guys. Why did Burry sell? Can anyone answer this without towel schizo theory?
>>62197684My man
>>62197587Funnily enough, I've had women look at me like that my whole life, I was just too self-conscious to do much with it. Same with getting sexually harassed by them too. But the more I try hard, they get repelled, and the less I give a fuck, the more they like it.
>>62197587It's already happening see >>62197647
>>62197700None of this happened to your ugly ass
>>62197614>Sounds like hell on earth for a closeted faggot like you who honestly just wants to be the women in the fantasy you typed out.Holy projection lmao.
>>62197707>>62197678If youre going to spin up multiple ids to cope try switching up the typing style dumb nigger
Why is RC attempting to convince the public with tweets like we can do shit Go do a hostile takeover and stop tweeting faggot. Its been 6 years
>>62197684>https://x.com/ryancohen/status/2052059289527738747Lol. That one twitterfag in the comment section>how much did GameStop insiders buy of $gme in the same timeframe?got hit with >Total Insider Buying (Recent): In just the last 6 months (as of early May 2026), insiders have purchased over 1,000,000 shares.LMAO. Shut that little nigger down good.
>>62197557Its the hacker 4chan! This must be true
>>62197660that's what luxury companions (courtesans) are for.>>62197647Prove it bitch. I'm uncircumcised and the last time I had a blowjob I made so much noise my date told me "My landlord is going to think I am torturing someone. Bite into this pillow!">>62197700I'm literally the same way lmao. I was at a party once and my crush grinded her ass against me and I left the party lmao.>>62197705Post moass I want to meet up with you in NYC, meet me in the back alley way of your penthouse, grab me by the throat and pin me against the brick wall as you violently milk my dick. Choke me and whisper how much you fucking hate me and how bad of a goy I am for destroying your financial prospects.Choke me you fucking kike bitch. Make gurgle and sputter while I cum all over your expensive skirt. I hate you.
>>62197687He may have sold GME. That doesnt mean he sold GME-WT though
>>62197758lol wtf is wrong with you ?I concede
>>62197705>None of this happened to your ugly assLol. Lmao. I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried. And it's a self-report on your end how obsessed you are with your facial features, it ironically makes you neurotic and turns women off. Men like Patrice O'Neal fucking slay all day and night, but he looks like a beached whale crashed into the sand face-first. I don't even need to read the rest of your comment to know that you're a butthurt meltie fucking LMAO. We're flirting with the idea of OWNING EBAY, and you're here having a titty-attack. Kek melties.
>>62197670>>62197686Boss, I've only been buying shares since mid 2010's, I'm not a bankruptcy documents expert. I bought GME because the turn around looked logical with RC at the wheel. I got into BBBY because I thought he could pull something similar with another retailer but he got boxed out by a corrupt board.What the fuck does a tax-free reorginization have to do with my shares not being entitled to warrants sharing my stocks cusip? If an existing company is using a cusip to distribute warrants and I'm not getting any, am I in a position where I'm just shit out of luck on warrants and have to wait for a recovery?Because as it stands, I'm still fucked on that investment over here.
>>62197758>I was at a party once and my crush grinded her ass against me and I left the party lmao.We weren't ready, it just wasn't our time LOL. Had too many experiences like that. If this works out the way we all believe it will, I believe this whole GME saga may be just exactly what will become our "Rite of Passage" and our Hero's Journey, and allow us to finally come into our own.
>>62197758Post moass I want to meet up with you in NYC, meet me in the back alley way of your penthouse, grab me by the throat and Nigger what
>>62197647Oh, it's you Caroline. Fucking lol, I should've known. You need to pinned down and throat-fucked HARD. That's why you hang around here trying to rile us up. Cuz you know we're the only ones that can treat you how you really want to get treated.
>>62197567the question is irrelevant>>62197648strawman and irrelevant questionThe CUSIP-6 reuse proves that BBBYQ is coming back, shareholders cannot be compensated until the chapter 11 has effectively resolved.
>>62197684Lmao love this guy. I'm 100% correct that with 90% institutional ownership, ebay is a pinata for the elites to steal from retirements. >>62197718>>62197730>everyone who doesn't like me is one personThat's why 109 and 110 soon!
>>62197687>Can anyone answer this without towelnopehope this helps :^)>>62197816>calls himself a schizo>can't detect my posting style>doesn't know what timezone i'm in>hasn't memorized when i go to bed and when i wake up>still can't use the 9-letter no no wordpathetic
>>62197634Thanks. It is not looking good.>>62197758>weirding a Jew outCongratulations + best post in the thread
>>62197784>Retarding again from a new ID>It hasn't happened yet therefore it's over
>>62197684>NOBODY AT EBAY FOMO'D INTO THE TOP OF THE MARKET RIGHT BEFORE THE GIGACRASH>WHICH IS WHY I WILL NOW DO IT WITH THE ENTIRE 56 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SHARESthanks ryan
>>62197826>everyone who doesn't like me is one personYes faggot? Thats the accusation - your ID just does that though right?
I'm curious why it's creeping back over $25. They threw a tantrum and dumped it under $24 what changed?
>>62197886Could have been a bear trap. RC went on cnbc so shorts could go crazy thinking that the ebay deal was full of shit and gamestop's math was wrong. Then RC's 2 interviews yesterday cleared things up.
>>62197850Are you the guy that wants to do butt stuff with me when we meet with rope and wall? I think you’re thinking I’m that guy. Also how are you still seething about phone posting? What is the specific mental illness that forces you to key in on the most irrelevant part of my posting? I’ll ask again rope or wall?
>>62197886something something ball held under water
>>62197906??? No faggot I do not want to play in your fucking asshole??? Holy shit that absolute state
>>62196656Wednesday RRP: 1.633B, 7P = 0.233B per (roughly)
>>62197824>the question is irrelevantkind of like my cancelled BBBYQ shares>strawman>A straw man is a logical fallacy where someone misrepresents, exaggerates, or fabricates an opponent's argument to make it easier to attackI did have shares, they did go otc, they were cancelled, the brand was sold off. Not a strawman my d-word friend. It's as irrelevant as cancelled shares it seems.>>62197847I'm phone posting, but if you want to be as gay as niggerfaggot be my guest.
>>62197916>your ID just does that though right?Sorry I must’ve mistaken you for someone else. That’s a go to line of a d word nigger that wants to shoot up a bunch towel niggers or something.
>>62197911>>62197895Got it. Fuck the shorts as hard as possible. I hope this kills a couple more funds.
>>62197926>Get called out for nigger behavior >Panic>Start inviting men into your asshole>???>My id just does that but I am all different people at the same timeWAGMI ?!?
>>62197766I accept your concession. But now you know that you have to go on a date with me now post moass don't you?It has to happen, for the memes. You don't have a choice anymore. You admitted concession and now you have to go on a date with me, Caroline. You kike bitch. I'm going to nag your fucking ass about it every thread now.
>>62197924>d-word friendPlease don’t appropriate my language to further your own dword niggerdom. It’s my culture to shit on d word niggers. Thanks, Anon>>62197931>signs post with wagmi Oh it is you. Why pretend to not be? That’s odd.
You gay ass niggas baka
>>62197933NYC you said right? And I think you mentioned earlier that your boy holes are free use?
>>62197847Ya those kind of bad faith malding types screaming the sky is falling despite all the evidence being right there...
He loves to make anons uncomfortable with his forced gay humor. I’ve never been more sure of someone who only discovered this site after gme than I am with him.
Ryans Ebay page: https://www.ebay.com/usr/ryan_5050
>>62197886who is they
>>62197965No you fucking don't bitch. You're 5 foot 2. >>62197972Shut up and wear this dress for me. I think it looks nice. I like the black aesthetic. You look cute here for an absolute criminal kike fucking bitch.
Kinda want these bros
This is kino too
>>62197979No way fag the gay humor is hilarious im just reacting that way for the bit
>ryan_5050that's funny
Ryan broke into their house and is shitting in all their toilets - no flushingvery very disrespectful
Wagmi signer is Niggerfaggot now? You niggers have terrible post recog.
>>62198000Screenshot taken at 1:32pm.. Gues what time it is in NYC right now, Caroline? 1:34pm.I know it's you, sweetie. Talk to me you fucking bitch, we are going to date. We have to. All of this sexual tension has to go somewhere.
Hes been buying collectibles from this account I guess to resell
>Gave me bad feedback when they asked for a refund and i gave itlmao
>>62198014 see >>62197830but if you'd like to recycle the gay moniker for some other fag be my guestmaybe the maxipads will finally be able to utter the 9-letter no no wordKEK
>>62198024>jewish billionaire demands refund for some shit he probably spent 100 bucks for on ebayoh yeah that checks out
>>62197991Lmaooo fucking love this ceo. Super Mario NASCAR hood looks cool.
You faggots have bid a piece of carpet up to $511
>>62197991>Each item has his offer letter as the last image>possibly putting the letter in each itemLOL>NIB original iPhoneHuh
>>62198043Ive seen the original iphone recently go for $100k
>>62198021P123auctions.comEBay's largest seller of sports collectibles
>>62197991Does it only show items if you're in the US? It's blank for me
>>62198040>faggotsthey're redditniggersyou don't need to say faggotsit's implied
anyone got the>two weeks untill the two weeks begin meme`?
>>62198045Kinda cool means he seeded some of the powerpacks startup offerings himself. Larry cheng buys collectibles too He bought from PSA before powerpacks came out too
>>62198024Look at the seller. This nigger is buying roblox items
RC is 100% stirring shit in the media again, on purpose. I can't wait for the headlines>penguinz0: WOW POO POO PEE PEE GANESTOP IDIOTS BUY CARPET FOR $500>MSM: RYAN COHEN IS AN UNPROFESSIONAL MEANIE PANTS!
this nigger really will literally do ANYTHING except make the stock price go up LMAO
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>>62198024>>62198026>>62198032>>62198040Talk to me Caroline criminal kike bitch Ellison. I like bad girls. You have to date me now. I fucking knew it was you. We are going to go on a cute little date and have a good time. Give me your proton address and I will email youm lets hop on signal and talk. I'm not joking. I'll fly to NYC 2 weeks after the squeeze and I get my affairs in order with a lawyer and I'll come see you and we can go on a date and you can jerk me off and tell me what a bad goy redditnigger I am and kek me in my face. Don't fucking ignore me bitch.I like the pic related outfit on you too.
>>62197991picrelwtf?
Looks like Ryan is going to make his own openseas after acquiring ebay and tzero
>>62198081Its like youtube where the metrics lag after a massive influx of traffic if you click the actual item the bids come up
i kinda kek'd at the ken griffin baseball card ngl
>All the auctions end in 7 days
>>62198064>chat reflects the streamer >investors reflect the CEO We all enjoy antagonizing mainstream media also OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62198091>May 13
So was the stapler he auctioned off somehow a hint that we missed?
>mfw burry sells early AGAIN
>>62198082>>62198089You better not have filtered me, Caroline. I'm not fucking joking bitch I want go on a date with you. It has to happen. We have fought so much here, we must date. There is so much sexual tension between us and you're ignoring me because you know I am right.
>>62198090>ken griffey jrHahahha I cant
>>62198095>two more weekshalf wait half celebrate
>>62198101
6.5 million volume candle on Yahoo Finance? Not on TradingView for some reason
>>62198112She's being tsundere keep harassing her
I see what's going on. They're flooding the fucking thread now with random ID's to try and drown me out.>>62198130She is bro. She is legitimately Caroline Ellison. I fucking timestamped her stupid screenshot and it is new york time bro. It's literally her but she is lying and pretending to hide behind a persona of some nigger faggot tough guy bully this whole time.I don't give a shit, Caroline. I'm not playing games, I'm not lying. Lets go on a fucking date in NYC after moass. I swear to God I'm dead fucking serious, not joking at all. I will fly over and rent out a suite in the Trump hotel in Manhatten, I don't give a shit, do it for the fucking memes Caroline it would be funny. Just do it because it's funny. You don't even to date me, just show up and we can take a stupid picture with my face blurred out and I'll post in this dumb ass thread and it will be over. Just do it because it would be funny, don't be a buzzkill. Stop ignoring me.
>>62198112Yo… can lay a nut in her? It’s on my bingo card
>>62197607kys sal
>>62198091Hmmm 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,12>13
Always knew Ryan was a real one
Assuming the merger happens and the valuation of the merged company reaches 100 billion.What would 1 (one) Today-GME-Share be worth then?
>>62198246$25 after dilution
>>62198246https://research-centre.barclays.co.uk/shares/gamestop-corp-class-a/Over 9 quadrillion according to barclays. This number has been almost 12 quadrillion before. It's been like this for about a year and the number does update.
>>62198246I did the math and it would be approx. 150$ even with the maximum of 548 million new shares issued that would be made as part of the deal. The valuation would probably go above 100 billion though, I mean look at what GameStop and eBay are already going for
I purposefully haven't paid attention to GME since the warrants were given out. Can someone give me a basic QRD of the last year? I want to feel hype again
>>62198279…. Then we MOASS?
>>62198246A little over infinity
>>62198299What happens when GME, EBAY, and the entity where this equity is coming from all have their shares recalled? Asking for purely experimental reasons. >>62197587>picrel will become the norm. Just look at all the shit that happens with sports stars and celebs.
>>62198325Better yet, before a merger derivatives MUST be closed.How many GME shorts are derivatives?
Solid plan.
>>62197607oh shit
>>62198349Are swaps derivatives? I think they are.
>>62197687>Can anyone answer this without towel schizo theory?He didn't wait literally one day to see Ryan explaining he was bringing in outside capital and thought GME was overextending itself with the acquisition attempt. He paper handed like a dumbass.
>>62197736I think he deleted the post, I don't even see it now.
RC is marketing Ebay better than ebay ever marketed Ebay. And hes doin it for free lol
Hedgies ledge in 7 days
>>62198368lmao he wasn't kidding that he can run this shit from his house
>>62198349>How many GME shorts are derivatives?Potentially billions of them.>>62198372>GME pops to $125 a share>haha gammaramp go VOOP thanks to the warrants>GME pops to $1250 a share>entire market halted>GME pops to $12,500 a share>eBay execs who paperhanded before they received GME shares start killing themselves
>>62198381>Potentially billions of them.Think bigger.
>Ask not what your company can do for you, ask what you can do for your company...
Somebody please for the love of God and memes save these posts of me weirding out Caroline and make a collage so I can save it. I don't know how to do it. Caroline admitted it was her this entire time. Her screenshots are in new york time too.
>>62198399
>>62198400Can you discord raider faggots quit sockpuppeting and spamming. nobody cares. we are laughing at Ryan's new ebay store.>>>/biz/dbs/
>>62198414You absolute cock gobbler. Caroline fucking Ellison is in this thread and has been in almost every thread for several months now. A literal fucking criminal is in here fudding my investment and I want to take her on a date and hatefuck her. Go smoke a fucking joint bro, it's not a big deal, we're going to be rich very soon so who gives a shit. Chill out, have a little fun.
>>62197991>50 50GLORIOUS
carolin! show bobs, show vagene!
>>62198432Stop ID hopping, sliding, and LARPing, faggot. Go to your dead bathnigger storage.>>>/biz/dbs/
eBay’s executives have been selling for 18 months at $75-106. Iannone, Sweetnam, Loeger, Boone, Rawashdeh - every officer reducing positions consistently. Zero buys. $53M+ liquidated.Now Cohen offers $125 cash and stock. Board has Revlon duty.If they reject, shareholders sue. Discovery shows the executives’ own selling pattern — they were taking exits at prices well below the offer they’re now claiming undervalues the company. Either they were wrong then or wrong now. Either way the standalone-value defense collapses.Cohen knew this before he filed. The structural trap is intentional. Board’s realistic options are engage and negotiate or reject and face certain litigation backed by their own insider data.RC didn’t bid hoping for yes. He bid knowing no is legally indefensible.
>>62198414>no one caresT-bagging Caroline is a time honoured tradition held by GameStop enjoyers. You wouldn’t get it
>>62198449I hate to say it, but he learnt a lot from attempt #1
>>62198449And now institutions (who are 90% owners of ebay) are legally required to buy-in to the merged company/gamestop, once the deal completes.
>>62198449>they were taking exits at prices well below the offer they’re now claiming undervalues the companyWhat a delightful trap RC has built
>>62198469>annoying their customer support on twitterLOVE THIS GUY
>>62198400You were barely weird. You didn't even threaten to dress up like a wizard and smite her cursed goblin flesh with your gnarled staff while verbally degrading her in perfect Quenya.
>>62198469Imagine the redditors bidding up his socks so they can huff them.
>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold in January 2023>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY recovery theories) 8 months after BBBY filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were cancelled>OverStock - who is the most famous company to battle illegal naked shorts, who even released a crypto dividend 5 years ago - purchased the BBBY IP, and owns 55% of TZero - the only approved blockchain entity who can issue debt instruments and securities>OverStock - whos now traded under ticker BBBY - has issued warrants with dates that match GME's warrants, and with a CUSIP-6 that matches BBBYQ's CUSIP-6, proving BBBYQ has already begun m&a activity with BBBYWhy would>pic relatedtweet gameshire bathaway?
>>62198414>>62198448He's openly sexually harassing the niggest bathnigger. I vote to give him the pass
>>62198469Damn...maybe RC is CORY
>>62198522You kids being good in here?
>>62198540He's currently getting chased out of NYC by an ugandan jeet
>>62198563This might be one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever read on this site.
>>62198368I mean he's already bought it. If they don't take a 20% increase offer they get sued by all the shareholders. It's done, there is no recovery.
>>62198465That was never in doubt. The only problem was people trying to claim the first attempt worked when it clearly didn't.
>>62198597Oh ho, I just realized something. If the idea that the price has to increase in order for dilution to cover the stock portion of the buyout is true, that means you have ebay's 90% institutional investor shareholders buying gme at an increased price... that they can't let fall, or else it's an immediate haircut.
>>62198613Meanwhile CNBC tries to make him look like some dumb cuck but he just treats them like the niggers they are. I hope TV watchers eat it up bc it means more money for me
>>62198540I've got a warrant(s) for your arrest.
>>62198090>>62198117>upper deck(er)>ken griffie(n)big kek
>>62198613Can you repeat this like you are explaining it to a golden retriever?>>62198671Kek. Upper decker is when you take a shit in the toilet tank.
ICANTPUMP
https://warosu.org/biz/image/ng06We5AfLJbHrGxXj3cvw
He changed his username for the joke. What a chad
>>62198714Fear gamestop
Taunt the stock at your own peril
>Taunt the st-ACK!
>>62198735Is that melee mario? Fucking based
>>62198753>everyone who bought 2023-2024 are greenb-b-b-based!
>i'm totally green bros you have to believe me!!>NO i won't post my portfolio or cost average
>>62198529Who posted first?
>>62198786I bought in 2021 and so did most of us nigger
NSMBW hood is such a cool thing i'd hang it in my garageKitty needs to buy the gamestop signs currently at 12k as stream background
>>62198819you suck my dick while i fuck you in the ass
Why are baggies obssesed with boypussy?
I noticed the baseball cards have phallic joke names>Randy Johnson>Willie mays>Larry walker (Cheng?)>o-pee-chee Patrick Roy
>>62198771It's Brawl.
>>62198840Thats really interesting
>>62198855Ryan really went on ebay and was like>pee pee poo poo penis Johnson "PSA"
>>62198844It's so over
>>62198626hedge funds cannot afford this information becoming more known.
>>62198844a true chad would use melee ganondorf
>>62198465>attempt #1kek BBBaggies (they were the practice acquisition)
>>62198786swingies get the r--- No, just buy 1 year call options everytime GME is in the $20-22 zone, sell $26-$34 depending on the swap cycle we're in. Buy puts if you believe we're at the top of the cycle, rinse and repeat. Beats owning shares any day of the week.
>>62198626Interesting, then my BBBY's that share the same cusip as nuBBBY's warrants should be eligible for said warrants. Let me just check on those warrants that should be in my portfolio and......there's nothing there!
gameshire bathaway
Ryan Cohen was successful in acquiring BBBYQ, and the CUSIP-6 of BBBYQ matching the CUSIP-6 of the BBBY warrants proves that BBBYQ and BBBY have already begun m&a activity.https://www.cusip.com/pdf/news/CUSIP-ACommonLanguageForEfficientMarkets_2022.pdfPaid stock bashers do not want you to realize that BBBY(formerly OverStock) only has 74 million shares outstanding and this is a huge fucking weakness for an already feeble wallstreet who are having their illegal naked short positions blown up by RC, Icahn & frens.
>>62198898the m&a process is still ongoing, as is the chapter 11. Not receiving warrants does not imply that BBBYQ is not coming back.
>>62198898>should be eligible for said warrants>>62197592>>62197670Boy howdy it sure is mighty strange how these real authentic genuine fellow holders of GME continue to beat this debunked horse. Why would a comfy cowpoke engage in such yellow-bellied shenanigans as these?
>>62198931Ryan never offered 56 billion for Butterfly, interesting
>>62198938>>62198946Gosh, everytime someone mentions they were a BBBY shareholder and have gotten fuck all out of the new company using their cusip, these faggots run damage control at the same time. Curious!
>>62198947ryan doesn't have 56 billion dollars
>High time preference behaviorI think we got ourselves a... you know what I'm just gonna say the word... we got ourselves a varmint.
>>62198947He offered 400m and succeeded in his purchase.>>62198958Bbbyq holders not receiving bbby warrants is completely irrelevant and logically/legally disconnected from whether bbbyq will receive new equity. Bbbyq receiving new equity is in no way legally contingent on receiving bbby warrants but you already know that and continue to lie for some reason.Scared that OverStock(now bbby) only has 74m shares outstanding?
>he doesnt hold BBBYxBBxKOSSxNOKxAMCxEBAYxGMEOnly those who hold this stack will make it
How can any of you stand these d word niggers?
>11 march lmao can't make this up
>>62198977Mostly annoyed with you and your boyfriend sliding GME with the corpse of another company that was taken advantage of by corrupt board members.
>>62199007Those corrupt board members were coached by JPM on how to interact with RCs takeover adventures, which is extremely illegal and they got caught. Btw the cusip-6 of bbbyq matching the cusip-6 of the bbby warrants proves that bbbyq is coming back.
>>62199012No it doesn't
>>62199012>bbbyq is coming backyeah when overstock files for chapter 11
>>62199012Wrong thread. Go to dead bathnigger storage>>>/biz/dbs
Last time I checked, gamestop wants to do M&A with ebay
>>62199031>GameStop wants eBayCan I get a fact checker on this on a fact finding mission
>>62199012>>62199014>>62199018>>62199019wow these silly shillies instantly came out of the woodwork at the same time to seethe at such an innocuous statement. heck, 2/3 are 1pbtid! how curious
>>62198815The time is in the picture co_ry posted at 1:53PM EST and RC posted at 3:12PM EST:https://x.com/ryancohen/status/2052104136242397324
>>62199034I thought I was a GME maxi make up your mind
>>62199034Yo 4chan Keith get the dick out of your mouth and speak english.
>>62199031That's correct, there's been an official offer for GameStop to buy eBay. Ryan Cohen has said that he wants to own eBay forever.
Current bids in total are over $92,000. Hedgies, you have 7 days to capitulate.
RC's ebay idea is genius. Imagine all the shit in peoples attics they dont know the value of and dont care to deal with selling. Drop a box of shit off at tour GameStop and it gets sorted, inventoried , sold, and you get cash for dropping it off.Fully unleashing the used goods marketplace. >>62199034Correct youre in the wrong thread, dead bathnigger >>>/biz/dbs>>62199076Pretty crazy how much support RC is getting.
They’re not allowed to filter are they?
>>62199012This picture is AI.
>>62199031It's not gay if it's M&A
>>62199129Ziggy say's it is a 100% probability
>>62199126They have no need to filter. They're just gonna spam bathnigger cope forever regardless
all the pro trump tweets make sense now. when federal approval comes around they’ll want to see what his politicos leanings are. also like another anon mentioned in a previous thread, the trade in anything day was a way to test the concept. and lastly i wouldn’t be surprised if the NFT marketplace was also a test run for what they have planned for ebay. we really are going to make it. i will sell 2 (two) shares during moass and borrow against the rest of my stack and live off that.
>>62199165D word nigger you knew what the post meant.
>>62199182>having to sell anythingHave you learnt nothing in 5 years comrade? Those days are behind us.
>>62199182>borrowing against your own sharesPeople will pay you just to borrow cash. Borrow so you can sell loans and pay back your loan against your share.
>>62199192>>62199192i just got screwed over a promotion because i do not have a college degree even though ive been doing the job. now im training my new boss. i need to fucking quit. >>62199221sounds iffy. do wealthy people do this? borrowing against shares is what trust fund babies do
>>62199189>1pbtid Like he said, they aren't allowed to filter
gameshire bathaway>try not to be upset
>>62199256Yes its called a sbloc. Securities backed line of credit. If you dont pay it back they keep the shares. You can't re-invest sbloc loans into securities so you need to earn interest some other way, like selling loans or buying a business.
>>62199256>training your new bossjust train them wrong
https://x.com/abcnewslive/status/2052093611014234354?s=46Whoa Crazy timing Gameshire Bathaway Chads winning
>>62199348>>>/biz/dbs/
>>62199359>GO POST HEREgonna make me?you keep telling me to do this and i keep not doingwhat's the plan now?KEKgameshire bathaway btw
>>62197554I don’t understand.. is RC purchasing ebay or baths stocks gone?
Im glad everyone agrees that gamestop is going to make it
>>62199359Fuck off hedgie
>>62197634Voex has had nothing to do with price for over a year, thanks for clearing that up
>>62199348>Container StoreTvppaware vros....
>>62199363eBay, but 4chan Keith & merry band of dicks in our faces needs to include themselves
>>62199182I’m going to sell hundreds of shares during moass. I’ve stacked >1000 warrants though so I’ll have more shares after moass than now
>>62199379why aren't you sneeding ryan's buddy the sultan?UH OHHH
>>62199369What about BBBY?
>>62199399Dunno mate. Strange how they insist on invading /GME/ when there are 2 bbbyq threads currently up
(...)At that time I was still naive enough to try to make clear to them the madness of their ideas; in my small circle I talked until my tongue was weary and till my throat was hoarse, and I thought I could succeed in convincing them of the destructiveness of their worship of a defunct towel company, their irrationality; but the result was contrary. It seemed as though the increasing realization of the destructive influence of bbbq recovery theories would serve only to strengthen their determination.The more I argued with them, the more I got to know their dialectics. First they counted on the ignorance of their adversary; then, when there was no way out, they themselves pretended stupidity. If all this was of no avail, they refused to understand or they changed the subjectwhen driven into a corner; they brought up truisms, but they immediately transferred their acceptance to quitedifferent subjects, and, if attacked again, they gave way and pretended to know nothing exactly. Wherever one attacked one of these prophets, one's hands seized slimy jelly; it slipped through one's fingers only to collect again in the next moment. If one smote one of them so thoroughly that, with the bystanders watching, he could but agree, and if one thus thought he had advanced at least one step, one was greatly astonished the following day. The bathnigger did not in the least remember the day before, he continued to talk in the same old strain as if nothing had happened, and if indignantly confronted, he pretended to be astonished and could not remember anything except that his assertionshad already been proved true the day before.Often I was stunned. One did not know what to admire more: their glibness oftongue or their skill in lying.I gradually began to hate them.
>>62199415
So where are we now on the song and dance section? Price dropped $5 just because RC did a fucking interview lol
>>62199415We know they are lying.They know they are lying.They continue to lie, scheme, steal, and commit treason.Charge them with treason, including their families. Hang them in tow square. If a Jew cries out this is wrong, throw him on the rope too.Law and order. Not Jewish pedophile anarcho-tyranny. Funniest part is Hitler never tried to genocide the jews. They declared war in Germany. Made it into a pedophile bestiality drug den. Did Hitler kill all the jews? No he agreed to deport them in the haavara agreement. Hitler funded the creation of mandatory Palestine (Israel.) Hitler funded their deportation. Hitler did everything right and they still cry wolf about genocide to this day.What happened to the boy who cried wolf? Now imagine the boy is a serial child molester thief. Lmao.The immediate family of all human traffickers must be executed. Its the only deterrent that will work.
>>62199256>>62199280ah i see what you mean. who would i lend the loans to? banks? don’t think loaning it to joe schmoe pizza shop would be a good investment
>>62199415gameshire bathaway
>>62199438We need a Hadrian Directive, not a holohoax
>>62199377>>62199415Kek
Bbby bros will be made whole through Tupperware. Kek
>>62199377Checked.>shillniggers too dumb to realize they memed an acquisition of a storage company into existenceTop kek
if GME signs off on ebay it will be about 4 years of ($40b) debt to buy cheepies until the stock goes up at least 100x againor if gme goes up 100x again it's a free ebay.
>>62199462Zero new laws are needed. RICO + treason let's you execute 90%+ of the problem people completely legally. Have a little TV showing their crimes then let the public walk up with their rifle like its a carnival game.
>>62198449>>62198474>>62198476Dam so the same people fucking us are forced to do a share count and recall and if they play like their supposed to, the naked shorts get exposed due to the obligation of transaction. Our Jew out Jews all the Jews. Brahhh. We moass on these hoes.They also win because of the shares swapped, we just win harder.
>>62199515it was a jew vs a white man. the zions are loving this fucking story.
They're doing it again.
>>62199256>now im training my new boss.Don't do that. Start looking for work and apply for unemployment if they fire you. When they call you back because the new guy can't do shit, charge them 4x your hourly as a contractor, 4 hour minimum any time you start a task or pick up a call.Never train your replacement/boss unless you're being paid extra to do it.
>>62199348>>62199377kek
>>62199091It's even better than that. They can offer repair plans on consoles and shit you buy. They psa packs now get pushed on all ebay customers and TCGplayer because they own that now too.
GME and EBAY will merge into a glorious union leaving towltard tupperniggers behind!
>62199348Amazing! I think I'll buy more GAMESTOP shares instead.
>>62199256>>62199544trust me bro i’ve been applying to 5-10 jobs a day but the job search process sucks absolute dick. i can’t afford to quit either. at this point i might just suck it up and bar tend cause it’s humiliating. >new guyit’s a woman :(
Resin time resin time resin time do do do do>>62199590After moass all the women in the workforce will be fired because there's no government loans propping up shitty employees.
They only seethe about one thing.
Would you look at the time! TIME TO DILOOT
>>62198931they dont want people understanding that the shares outstanding for BBBY(OverStock) is ~74 million.
>>62199616>all the hot foids in the workforce will be firedGuess what classic profession a good chunk of them will default to?Guess who will have the money to pay for them?
>>62199577very nicemay i present the following counter argument:gameshire bathaway
>>62199590>a woman has trouble finding work in 2026 It is giga fucked
This image confuses and angers the Indian
>>62199590There’s no reason to manually apply to jobs in the modern age.Here’s a free software that can apply to jobs for you. Try to apply to 50-100 remote jobs a day instead of manually applyinghttps://github.com/GodsScion/Auto_job_applier_linkedIn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZeyh5q9R8
>>62199660Nice. If other guy has trouble installing manually I recommend pycharm. It makes managing projects and environments really easy.
>>62198697>Can you repeat this like you are explaining it to a golden retriever?Ryan is only giving out a fixed number of jiemis to eBay, at a fixed asserted value. If the eBay executives want to get paid all of their money they have to stop their little hedgie friends from shorting GME.
>>62199590>>62199660im definitely working on this tomorrow. thank you anon. hopefully gme pops before i even land a job
>>62199680These words are the reason why all of us are still here.
>>62199091>>62199552Gme will have to hire products specialist this product history knowledge, like those dudes that the pawnstar show calls in when they need help with a trade/sale.I hope they hire product repair specialist/modders. Breath new life in to repairing and maintaining electronics and other goods.
>>62199776EMPLOYEES ARE NOT PERMITTED TO HAVE ANY NICE THINGS UNDER JEWCOHEN. THIS STOPS IMMEDIATELY
>>62199776Does not seem like prudent use of company resources now does it?
>>62198117what did ryan mean by this.I am convinced that ryan lurks these threads from time to time.
>>62199776I guess for ebay employees they don't need money to buy whiskey
>>62199791However if it was for shareholders it would be perfectly acceptable :)
>>62199793Course he does, that asshole refuses to give me MOASS because he knows damn well I’m going to start breeding thousands of Latina women
>employees that don't even do their jobs get free booze while executives pay themselves nicely just to run the company poorlyebay shareholders (the institutions) have really low standards if they'd prefer the company to continue like this
>>62199813They are literally stealing from pension funds and 401ks to fund this sham. Half a percent of a large ETF is millions if not billions of dollars long term. Scrape a little off the too every time you issue shares for a 401k fund to buy, then dump your own shares.
>>62199776Sounds nice. Unfortunately in a few years its going to go the way of McDonald's. And by that I mean NIGGERS
LOL… thats the joke bloomberg..
>>62199871Boomerberg’s minds are going to be blown when they meet the cat.
>>62199871Oh fuck why didn't Ryan know he needs to pay for things with money? Fuck fuck fuck hes doing a garage sale to fund the purchase of ebay? Shit how did I trust him?!
>>62199871>Boomers: Is he serious? There's no way he's going to get away with this. >Investors: Is he serious? There's no way he's going to get away with this. God damn I love gamestop
>>62199936This is the funniest week in my 5 years of holding GameStop. RC truly has potions took strong for boomers. While we have had fun shitposting here, the boomers scraping these threads for context will take a lot of psychic damage.
https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/>49.30% short volume.>50.53% off exchange. https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/exchange-volume/>51.50% off exchange. https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme.ws/short-volume/>39.46% short volume.>45.86% off exchange. https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme.ws/exchange-volume/>49.68% off exchange.
>>62200083absolute cinema
For my next magic trick, we revive the dead.
im just glad something is happening
>>62199590That's what unemployment is for. You can only get it if they fire you. And if they fire you and you haven't trained your boss/replacement, they will come back to you to ask you to continue working.
RYAN GOT BANNED FROM EBAY FOR TROLLING THEM TOO HARDhttps://x.com/ryancohen/status/2052226693582999898
>>62200164Time to blow it all up
>>62200164>putting the eBay community at riskThe board thinks it's the community. Cute.
>>62200164I'm honestly surprised it took them this long.
>>62200176About nine hours apparently.
>>62200164There was no easy out, just hard and harder.Harder it is. Kenney and Fink gonna pay me big. 1 will fall.
>>62200186ONE OF US
>>62200193It has been five years but we're getting a sequel.
>>62200164Nah those trigger happy fucks just hate their sellers and do that shit automatically. Had that exact thing happen to me a while back when I started selling and had to file a BBB complaint to get it fixed, because a week of talking to eBay CS jeets doing their best impressions of a brick wall got me nowhere. Then I stopped using it anyway because the fees just kept getting more unreasonable by the quarter.
>>62200164>youre banned for using our site as intendedOY VEY ITS ANNODAH SHOAH! HOW DARE THESE ASIANS COMMIT ANTI-JEWISH RACISM AS WELL AS MARKET MANIPULATION BY STONEWALLING RYAN'S ABILITY TO FINANCE THEIR BUYOUT!IMAGINE IF A BANK BANNED SOMEOME WHO WANTED TO ACQUIRETHE BANK!THE BOARD JUST 100% FAILED THEIR FIDUCIARY DUTY TO SHARHOLDERS AS WELL AS MARKET MANIPULATION.CHARGE THEM WITH MARKET MANIPULATION!!!I WANT TO SEE THE WHOLE BOARD CHARGED FOR THEIR COMPANY'S ACTIONS! THIS IS BLATANT AND PUBLICLY VERIFIABLE MARKET MANIPULATION BY THEIR ENTIRE EXECUTIVE TEAM!My first order of action post moass will be instructing the SEC to prosecute these anti semetic criminals! >>62200199Automatic or not the board is responsible for the market manipulation they just committed. They just intentionally failed fiduciary duty to shareholders by sabotaging a buy out.
Seriously the entire eBay board literally just committed market manipulation out in the open. They are ALL criminally liable. The statement about "we didn't make this decision lightly" CONFIRMS this was not an automated process, PER THEIR OWN BAN EMAIL!Would Ryan finance the ebay buyout in ebay? Probably not. He had shitloads of bids. He was going to use that money to finance the buy out.This is the same as a bank de-banking someone who wants to acquire them, or intentionally giving higher rinterest rates.I hope the ebay board and hedgies are reading this. You fucked up. I hope white collar crime starts getting punished with jail time instead of fines.
*would Ryan FULLY finance the buyout on ebay
>>62200211>The statement about "we didn't make this decision lightly" CONFIRMS this was not an automated process, PER THEIR OWN BAN EMAIL! Thats an actual uh oh stinky. I wonder if Ryan can negotiate a fat discount due to this. Im thinking 50%
>>62200211>>62200220I got that exact email, word for word, a few years ago. Their automated monitoring and flagging system is a steaming pile of dogshit but it just did to him what it does to anyone else that ramps up their store volume too quickly.
>>62200220They just committed a crime. Ryan is now guaranteed to get civil damages. Negotiating down a business deal via potential civil damages is fully legal and not blackmail, because Ryan's civil damages have no relation to the SEC criminally prosecuting them. The first thing Ryan should do is report them to the SEC so its impossible for them to claim hes trying to blackmail them.They should be criminally prosecuted in addition to Ryan getting a discount. I want to see these parasites get months in jail, minimum. I can't fucking smoke weed or I can't get a job and get disqualified from workers compensation insurance. Yet ebay's company gets to give employees free beer at 401k fund expense.Anyone wanna take bets on how much nose candy the eBay board buys with your laundered 401k dollars?
>>62200227>automatedIrrelevant. They programmed it to say it was reviewed deeply. Their company admitted they reviewed it deeply. This is why you dont fucking use automated emails, and especially not with a fucking CEO who's trying g to acquire you.Fucking dumb fucks!!!! I'm pissed FOR Ryan because I'm a shareholder and ebay is fucking with MY INVESTMENT by COMMITTING CRIME AGAINST MY CEO
>>62200234Litigation would be funny, as this entire thing of late has been; fits the theme.
>>62200230I hope Ryan negotiates down the dilution so that hedgies get fucked even more.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU HEDGE FUNDS AND THE EPSTEIN CLASS SEC REGULATOR CRIMINALS. YOU STEAL MTYGRANDPAS PENSION. YOU STEAL MY DADS RETIREMENT. YOU STEAL MY STOCK INVESTMENTS. YOU ALLOCATE THE MONEY TO EBAY SO THEY CAN BUY BEER AND NOSE CANDY AND GANGBANGS. I HAVE TO WORK A REAL JOB AND TOU FUCKS STEAL IT SO YOU CAN SIMP FOR JEFFERY EPSTEIN.IM DONE. IM NEVER SELLING A SINGLE SHARE. FUCK YOU. IM NOT SELLING A SINGLE SHARE UNTIL I SEE THE EBAY BOARD ON EPSTEIN ISLAND TALKING ABOUT HOW HE RAPED KIDS FOR SATANIC CANNIBALISM RITUALS!!!!!
YOU MADE A BIG MISTSKE FUCKING WITH MY CEO!!!!! EPSTEIN SATANIC PEDOPHILES THEY RAPE KIDS AND DRINK THE ADRENALINE BLOOD TO GET HIGH. THEY HAVE DONE IT FIR THOUSANDS OF YEARS! ADRENOCHROME ORAL CONSUMPTION. THATS WHO THE FAGGOT CRIMINAL EBAY BOARD IS DEFENDING BY ATTACKING RYAN.NEVER SELLING EVER. FUCK YOU SATANIC PEDOPHILES AND RETARDED FOOTSOLDIERS!!!!
>>62200164Damm .. ud think one of ebays 11,500 employees could take 30 secounds to manually verify this account
>>62200227>>62200230>>62200234>>62200237>>62200240In the modern world the letter of the law IS the spirit of the law. There is no room for nuance anymore. They have given to him IN WRITING that the decision was agreed upon by all parties at all points from past to present. Which means they unilaterally chose to ban him shortly after he publicly made a bid on them. Quite illegal. Pay up or negotiate. 50% on top of 50%. I'll be generous and say its multiplicative which totals to 50% x 50% = 75% off. 56b x 75% off = 14b. Take it or get sued and paraded like JP Morgan currently is. Ball is in your court faggots
>>62200278While normally financial damages would be direct, this isn't a civil damages situation, this is corporate governance at the federal level. If they have verifiably, intentionally prevented RC acquiring money for acquisition, that is the definition of market manipulation. They intentionally abdicated their fiduciary duty to shareholders to keep their comfortbale "free beer stealing from grandma," corporate culture. How much of a discount? Its not really blackmail if the SEC acts as mediator. The SEC is incentivized to prevent friction. If civil damages or deals can make Ryan happy + refuse to testify in court, then the SEC and market win at large. An agreed financial fine is preferable to throwing a dozen executives in federal prison, for Ameeica's Best Interest..There's a big difference between RC saying "do A or I B" and the SEC saying "you did X, appease Y or I will prosecute." Regulators are allowed to mediate criminal situations. Civilians are not. Civilians can only report crime, and sue civilly.
If it comes to the SEC mediating, RC can ask for *whatever he wants.* His refusal mandates the SEC prosecutes them. Mediation is a final OPTIONAL step before mandatory prosecution. Today was a blast I did not expect blatant public crime by white collar executives against my CEO..
Wow. Did eBay really just shoot themselves in the foot with an automated email? That's incredible. Hilarious actually. We might just acquire eBay all because their leadership got too comfy from resting on their laurels all these years. How is Ryan capable of these levels of Keikaku Dori?Picrel. Soon, bros...soon...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAMhUyLwD4k&list=RDtAMhUyLwD4k&start_radio=1
>>62200297>>62200310Not to sound like a shill, but this is the same SEC that refused to investigate and prosecute short sellers for illegal naked short selling, right?
>>62200297>If they have verifiably, intentionally prevented RC acquiring money for acquisition, that is the definition of market manipulation. He did announce publicly that he plans to sell stuff on ebay to pay for ebay. Will it hold up in a court of law? Perhaps. >if the SEC acts as mediator. >>62200310I changed my mind. Drag this out over mainstream media and show the world that the SEC are also just a bunch of niggers. They're arrogant enough to call gamestops collective bluff and I eagerly await their downfall. >unless they cuck out
>>62200339If the SEC refuses to prosecute then I guess when I fund their oppositions' campaigns, then both the ebay board AND former SEC regulators will get prosecuted criminally. Regulators, like bribes, only RENT safety, they dont buy it. Give it 6-8 years and they will all be in the slammer, unless they start doing their jobs properly. I dont see my 4chan post changing their minds.I love a good public show. I want people to know their retirement funds are being stolen by wall st so elites can snort coke and fuck kids, literally. I go to jail for having coke. I lose benefits if I smoke weed. Tennessee cops will throw me in jail for legally buting a ferrari then frsme me for a DUI when sober. Wall st people can do the worst crimes imaginable and LITERALLY get paid from YOUR savings account. Music fits the theme of tonight. Jesper Kyd is one of the greatest musicians ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYIWfTnYLiw
Bill Gates? Founder of Microsoft? Your workplace buys 100 windows licenses every 5 years? Buys the $2000 windows server license?Bill gates was simping for Jeffery Epstein, buying simulants for bridge tournaments, and even tried blackmailing Epstein. The law only applies to poor people. Your manager's manager's director's ceo's boss does any illegal thing he wants.You? You showed up to work smelling like weed, were a few minutes late, or said the nigger word. Time for criminal prosecution!
Bathbarons are awfully silent
>>62200378>If the SEC refuses to prosecute >I love a good public show. I want people to know their retirement funds are being stolen by wall st so elites can snort coke and fuck kids, literally. Please please please let this happen. I want the most rabid feminist to link up with the chuddest incel and start a movement eclipsing OWS. I want a global lynching campaign targeting the epstein class. I want
>>62200419Society has fallen completely out of order. Police? That's a new invention. The original police fixed sidewalks and watched for fire at night. https://constitution.org/2-LawRev/roots/cops.htm"Law enforcement" was citizens. There was an elected sheriff who would DRAFT citizens to catch criminals. When it came to arresting and prosecuting that was always done by a private person. Credentialism infesting our legal system has turned it into a treasonous domestic terrorist organization occupied by foreign interests. Stealing a horse used to be the death penalty. Now you can rape kids and get a 10 year vacation at taxpayer expense. Lynching was made into a racial term to scare people away from swift justice to known criminals, which NOBODY has qualms about. The domestic terrorists turned "due process" into an excuse to free criminals and sandbag innocent people with decades worth of fines. They simply ain't ready. We are the intelligent and measured ones. I'm not going to be the 500 obese black southerners with assault rifles protesting outside the FBI building for protecting organized child molesters.
>>62200451No one is coming to help them. They made this system and they will live or die by it. Eugenially speaking their blood relatives should follow but thats another tangent
>>62200471Its not entirely untrue. In a sane society people who aid and benefit from crime are punished. The same sandbaggers claim profiting from crime is wifely duties or something. I'm not going to believe the wife of a Satanist had no idea. I'm not going to believe their kids haven't been raised to their ideals. Its also not my problem to decondition, or re-raise them. I dont feel bad a human traffickers wife and children are swiftly executed, in privacy. Now the direct perparators, they are free for some public entertainment for their cruelty. What other punishment is fair, for a man who steals others children? A swift execution of his is FAR more than he gave to others. The golden rule. Fair is fair. Its not even fair. Im the one being gracious by not torturing his kids as he did others.Maybe people think this is too mean for the real world. Show them a few videos of babies being raped to death in a military SCIF. They will see I'm right, if they aren't traumatized into suicide.
Like I said I'm going to be the measured one. I'm not going to be the one indiscriminately killing anyone like the over emotional public. I'm going to be the one telling THEM to calm down about satanic pedophiles lmao. Fucking clown world.
>>62200483>too mean for the real world. Lol. Lmao. Allow me to direct some attention to ducks, dolphins, lions, and chimpanzees
>>62200505>feminist sees duck mating.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hbjkLUV8QBQI think animals can tend to do things for selfish reasons, like lions killing the cubs of a former mate. The psychopathic pedophiles in this sense are the animals chasing dopamine.My goals are different since they are for the protection of others, and the risk these clans present to humanity at large. Its selfeless, not selfish.
Is Doctor Batman back in?https://x.com/michaeljburry/status/2052263719002931684
Who the fuck lets an 8 year old read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? Isnt that a little deep for them?
>>62200584>t. mutt that learned how to read at 14
>>62200584It's entertaining in a different way I suppose. I probably didn't understand half the jokes in south park or simpsons either as a kid.
Did Ryan get unbanned? I can see his account
Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal
>>62200584>Isnt that a little deep for them?Everything is pointless and silly. Many profound. Such deep.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What did they mean by this?
>>62200828they mean it will never get lower than that and slurp (before Ryan turn profit into debt)
>he’s banned from eBay Guess it’s over, I will not have a fat ass Latina farting in my eyes this summer.
>>62200798>its pointless and silly>gets stuck in your brain for 20 years>at some point it pops in your head after something equally stupid happens and makes it all make sense.???>becomes pointless and silly again.
>RC shines a massive spotlight on the worst parts of ebay>ebay gets their jimmies so rustled they panic and look like even bigger assholesIt's getting to the point where if ebay rejects the buyout offer, the board could be accused of purposely sabotaging their own company.
why is it that they come up with a new pandemic anytime gamestop is about to do something
>>62201168>pandemic 2 electric boogaloo>market tanks>more stimmy checks>"meme" stock run
>>62201168I've been following this too. Spain is absolutely sperging out because this cruise ship with novel hanta virus has to go to the canary islands so it can get on an airplane and be a pandemic, but the governor of canary islands said no.
Various things are occurring
>>62201193
>>62201218>Clankers followed their programming to attack the bankrupt company>Clankers attack the skinstealer that took the bankrupt company's identity>Bankrupt company was tethered to GME>Now the skinstealer is tethered to GME>Warrant exercise June 3 but expires in October>Identical warrant structure to GME warrants>Uses the unique issuer ID of the bankrupt company
gme will wagmi
>>62201218That doesn't exactly look tethered, right?
>>62201439Not at all. This is the fag that sells all those indicators that have never been right. Hes basically the white u copy and fags eat it up
gamestop and ebay charts are tracking. They're doing the same thing.
bathfags - Its over. Who is behind Amplify Investments?? Not RC! :( https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1130713/000163249426000006/xslSCHEDULE_13G_X02/primary_doc.xml
>>62201626Bathlovers will be made whole, just not by rc.
>>62201635cope <3
>>62201639All this means is that stocks that aren't eBay or gme are off topic.
>>62201626ummmm that doesn't mean BBBYQ enjoyers won't be made whole by RC at a later date
>>62201649Yes
HOLY SHIT!KEK BAGGIES!
>>62201670kek harderI crave the car crash back to $13
A good old fashioned hedgie tantrum
>>62201671Based baggie already has his cheeks spread open for Cohen to dilute him. WAGMI
Talk to me caroline. I want your criminal kike mouth wrapped around me. Choke me while you suck me. I want to hear the sounds of you gagging on me while you choke me and make me cough and sputter.
>>62201694dress caroline up as jiemi for the memes
ryan will literally do fucking anything except make the share price go up
>>62201694>Choke me while you suck meHow would that even work
>>62201827hes 5'4" and his legs are pinned by his ears
>>62201718Palate shaped like a fucking triangle ahh bitch. Like getting sucked off by a crocodile with human teeth lmao
>>62201439Focus on the change between vertices and nadirs especially the big green candle.
>>62201892if you even know the word palate and how to use it in the context of calling someone ugly then... i got bad news for you son
>>62201905shut up caroline. Sucking my gamecock will apply upwards and forwards pressure to your triangle maxilla and give you forward growth over time. I can ascend you. All you have to do is get on your knees and wrap that hebrew mouth around my uncircumcised cro magnon cock.
>>62201934You can absolutely tell youre an indian named vishal last name probably something dahlit-esque like vasavdaYou probably fake a posh accent and pretend to be white on X all day Very cringeWAGMI !!!!
>>62201934/GME/ - creative writing
>>62201946Nah, I'm white with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm so fucking white I burn in the sun.Come on, Caroline. Hook up with me after moass so I can ascend you to ltb with my newly rich, gamegoy cock.
>>62201673The ebay board just publicly committed crime by sabotaging a buy out offer.
>>62201968Creative writing indeed! Thanks for noticing.Caroline just does not want to admit she wants to suckle upon my pensive precarious penis.
>>62202003A GME holder would be quite an upgrade from the cave troll. Plus you'll have what women love most: money!
>>62201977>This is the skin of a killer, Bella.
>>62201980Oh, what did they do?
>>62202083They have entered chapter 11 bankruptcy, I for one will be looking at eBay very closesly as I tranition itno $eBayQ
>>62202083Ryan said he was going to sell items on ebay to finance his buy out offer.The ebay board banned his account, with an email that said they thoroughly reviewed the decision and it was no mistake.Ebay's board committed crime. Both failing their fiduciary duty (can get sued by shareholders) and also market manipulation by preventing Ryan from acquiring funds to buy them out. This is the same if a bank banned you for offering to buy them out. >ebay was sued in 2023 and bad to pay 3 million in damages for inter state stalking of online criticsMake criminally prosecuting executives great again. The criminal leaders didn't even pay, shareholders did!
HOLY FUCK THE EBAY BOARD IS GOING TO JAIL THE CHARGES AGAINST EBAY WOULD BE DISMISSED IF THEY COMMIT NO CRIME OVER THE NEXT 3 YEARSITS BEEN 2WHOOPSIES
ebay did this to people who wrote critical articles about them online>sent them disturbing packages. Live spiders, cocraoches, a funeral wreath (charge them with threatening), bloody pig mask (another threatening charge), a book about surviving the death of a spouse (3rd criminal threatening charge please!)>doxxed them inviting people for yard sales and sex>cyber stalking / harassment>tried to install a GPS on their car and break into their garageCan we start hanging criminals like this?
>two members of eBay's executive team who were implicated were not chargedHoly fuck. If youre rich the law literally doesnt apply to you. I think this means if RC is a victim of market manipulation, then those executives are getting criminally charged by the DOJ for stalking, harassment, and criminal conspiracy?
>>62202205>>62202214>>62202242>>62202265this is such an inorganically pushed idea, no judge, and no real holder would think that the automated systems at ebay banning a user, in accordance with their standard automated management features is anything close to resembling an actual attempt to stop Cohen or otherwise fail in their fiduciary duty.Just shills stirring the pot on nonsense.
Why doesn't Ryan Cohen just Klarna the eBay offer?
Dang nope. The deferred prosecution is just for the corporation. The executives can still be charged. Maybe RC can request the DOJ prosecute for harassment since they are still fucking around. The DOJ already has felony admissions from the corporation, but no senior executives were charged.
>>62202282It's over the top sure, but it does highlight how dogshit ebay's getting ran right now
>>62202282Companies are still liable for their automated systems actions. Maybe dont write so much about how you thoroughly reviewed the decision, if you didn't? You can't admit you reviewed it, then claim you didn't if you fuck up.Yes intentionally sabotaging a takeover bid is a crime + failing fiduciary duty to shareholders. All it takes is a single dollaroif sabotage to be criminally liable.
>>62202331you only hold this opinion (suddenly) because your jew is fighting their jew and you think your bags are in jeopardy All the faggots suddenly attacking ebay at the behest of ryan is extremely cringe. They have been doing something right is ryan wants them
>>62202341Cry about it bitch, my jew does it for free and is beating your faggot ass into the dirt and making your jews look like incompetent retards.Thanks for the company bitch
>>62202338>Yes intentionally sabotaging a takeover bid is a crimeA tongue in cheek ebay auction is not a takeover bid you dumb nigger. Ryan is trolling Holy fuck you guys are fucking dumb >>62202348>fag has no argument so he defaults to>MUH HEDGIEkill yourself
D word niggers. I swear.
>>62202352>fag gets fucked in the mouth and criesdon't run your mouth next time bitch
>>62202352>tongue in cheek ebay auctionRyan said he was financing the buyout on ebayA mainstream news article said he was financing the buyout on ebayGameStop shareholders saw him finance the buyout on ebayAre you denying Ryan was trying to finance the buyout on ebay?
>>62202282It's absolutely just retarded exaggeration, though it would be funny as fuck if a breach of fiduciary duty lawsuit was brought against the board. Rain Cone being banned is just a symptom of the moronic way eBay is run, not an 'intentional sabotage of a takeover bid by the board" (what possible effect could the extra hundred grand RC would have made over this, through a personal venture, have on a 60 billion dollar deal by Gamestop?). Could a particularly clever tinyhat bring a viable lawsuit over this? Yeah, maybe, but saying the board intentionally did something through an automated email many people receive in error is sensationalist retardation.
>>62202359>Ryan said he was financing the buyout on ebayand you believe he was going to raise billions selling funko pops? Or is it like I said he was trolling? Ryan has never trolled before right?
>>62202363>automated>"The computer I own did it, not me!" Lmao. >>62202365The threshold for sabotage is $1.
>>62202363>BANrygc2 id>ban ryan gamestop cohen 2ah ffffuuuuuccccckkkk im interprettiiing
Is it autism that prevents some of you from understanding someone doing a funny bit?
gamestop has a position in ebay, but does RC ventures have one too?
>>62201137He learned from last time (this implies last time was not successful, schizos).
>>62202372Not since thet banned his account.
>>62196656Thursday RRP: 0.773B, 6P = 0.129B per (roughly)
>>62202499checked
>>62202371>funny
>>62202521WGAMI.
Maybe we should start listening to this goofy ass nigga. He teased the eBay purchase multiple times but nobody picked up on it. He gave each GME holder what is essentially a call option with a strike price of 32$. If MOASS happens this is another moon ticket. I think this is his 'forward guidance' because this is very out of the ordinary to do. He probably expects everything to be settled with the merger by October and by that point shares would be located and MOASS would happen.
>>62202749>He teased the eBay purchase multiple times but nobody picked up on it.I did
>>62202697doesnt work this way around you retard
>>62202749Trade in anything day as a pretty big signal
>>62202827>great financial crises>liquidity shortage>everyone trades everything in>buy when needed>return when doneyou will own nothing and will never have been happier
>>62202855I was thinking the same this would be foundational to the beast system lol. Used goods is one thing, but it gets even bigger when he expands into the industrial space. All the sheds full of old shit like motors or random parts can be listed for sale. Its liquidity of used goods.
>>62202749he also gave me the signal to go all-in on the following:>imx coin>loopring coin>gamestop NFTs in my gamestop crypto wallet>ftx>bbbyand now i'm going to kys myselfthanks ryan!
>>62202887i was talking about fleshlights. i mean how many hours do you really use them3? 4? what about the rest of the day? dead capital.
>>62202935Youre normally stuck with fleshlights for a few decades...
>>62202897Kek i love Ryan Cohen now. He was the shill all along
>>62202897Ryan REALLY should have been sued for what he and his brother in law did with loopring and this community. We only bought it due to rc's cosign....faggot did all that. enriched jared and ended up divorcing his sister making her a billionaire. https://www.gmedd.com/dd/clues-point-towards-gamestop-launching-nft-marketplace-with-leading-crypto-technology-company-loopring/RC is literally a fucking retard
>62203080>wewhy are you gay
>>62203080>We only bought it due to rc's cosignAHAHAHAHA NIGGA IS YOU FRENCH? WHO THE FUCK IS WE?
>we>antibath shows his handMany such cases
>>62203098>>62203103>>62203127>Someone's critiquing ryan lets do everything we can to swallow his fucking cum hes our damsel in distress We includes all of you bath fags. This is the faggot behavior im talking about where you faggots fall on your sword to defend ryan as he fucks your still warm sword-staked body Hell sal (8WwBpOyV) you still have your loopring tweets up stop acting like a dense nigger.
>Talks about swallowing cum>Everyone else is the faggot
>Is actively doing the swallowing>Somehow he is not a faggot
>>62202365>you believe he was going to raise billions selling funko pops? Or is it like I said he was trolling?Of course he was trolling. The ban was an automated one that got triggered because Ebay is ass. We all know this.However, that isn't how lawfare works. Lawfare works on jew wording and technicalities to rob people rather than obvious truth. If we look at this like a humorless greedy jew lawyer the story becomes thus."Ryan Cohen, in order to help fund his acquisition, began using Ebay's services to raise capital. Ebay's board proceeded to ban Ryan, interfering with his attempts to access capital and thus with his attempt to acquire the company. As you can see clearly on this document, it says this ban was reviewed heavily by management, and yet still it was approved. This is a clear violation of their fidiciary duty to shareholders, as management has repeatedly sold at valuations far below the offered buy price. As such we will be seeking damages in court, unless of course ebay wishes to settle this out of court to satisfy my client enough to drop the charges."If you want to get really tinfoil, it could be possible, albeit unlikely, that this was on purpose. This being an automated thing means it's predicatable and Ryan could easily trigger it with his meme bullshit. After that he presses charges with the SEC and takes a deal with Ebay to shave some money off the price in exchange for dropping the case. It would explain why he couldn't tell CNBC where he was going to get the money to pay for it.
I dont know how many times I have to tell you im not reading your fucking tomes.
we did it redditwe lost a dollar
>>62203135>he listens to SalAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou also bought BBBY didn't you because of course you did
>makes a deal with Ebay to shave some money off the price /ourcanadian/
>>62203155Checked and 100% over target. Also RC needs to complain to the DOJ that eBay's executives are still committing crimes. The DOJ put a 3 year hold on criminal charges and would drop them if they stayed out of trouble. They just violated it at year 2. DOJ has a corporate confession. Executives violated the hold. Time to bring criminal charges against the executives, for their organized felonious stalking/harassment.This is completely separate from the SEC trying to mediate due to RC being a victim of market manipulation. These are separate criminal charges from a different department.
>RC memes and puts stuff on ebay to "use ebay to pay for ebay">Lots of people wondering how he would make so much money selling vidya stuff on eb>Even burger papers take it seriouslyIs autism THIS widespread or is it yet another attempt to control the 'rc = le bad' narrative
>switches ids to check himself >cant resist the urge to paragraph fag on his new not him idamazingWAGMI!!!!
MOASS MOASS MOASS MOASS MOASS MOASS MOASS MOASS NOASS
>>62203155>>62203222>Lawfare works on jew wording and technicalities to rob people rather than obvious truth. Nobody wanted to live in a world where this is true but here we are. Gamers gonna game. Also checked
>>62196683>>62203281>>62201689but you switch id's more
>>62203312I do not own the word WAGMI on fucking 4chan by using it just like you dont own every mans cock after sucking a fewWAGMI!
>>62203315UH OH MELTIE
>500 posts in>1pbtid>my id just fucking DOES that bro im on the train (all the time)WAGMI !!
>nooo only I can id hopUH OH MELTIE
come get my dick out
Which one of you hates gamestop?
you dont have a dick bitch>>62203341not me
The baker is obviously a speaker on the running space call. Very interesting
>>62203322You think everyone is me. Kek. I still don’t understand why you’re so bothered by the way phone posting works. Rope or wall?
>>62203371>Rope or wall?... ;-)
>>62203262>>62203262>>62203262Threaded.
