mumu with the steel chair edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62196260
Fed has done nothing to stop inflation
>>62197271Stop inflation?
>WHY OH WHY WON'T HE JUST BUY GRRR
>nows
>>62197271Not their problem.
>If I just stayed renting instesd of getting a mortgage and put all my money into AMD I would be a multimillionaire by nowLiterally how the fuck do I cope with this?
>>62197266DOGE to the moon today Let's gooo
>>62197283you can still put all your money in aymd
qrd? is peace now?
>>62197287Go away
>>62197283its going to 1,000 or 1,200 so theres time25 eps x 40 = 1000
>Dow close to 50k>Minors pumpingHm...
laugh at bobo general. he was scared of 80 iq inbred brown people and believed the media.
Remember to ignore end times prophecies from people without a source and without a position.
>>62197277No way that kid is 36. 16 at most.
>>62197298bears are acting like the S&P 500 is +40% ytd but its +6% ytd
Bobo thinks that there will be war in the middle east
Boutta go all in on planet labs and ASTS lmao
>>62197291>qrdDid you miss the giant bull flag yesterday?https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48684719/charges-ljarius-sneed-shooting-dropped
>>62197298>Didn’t like >Bookmarked>Posted to 4chan Faggot. Kek.
>>62197309>footballno one cares about amerimutt only sportalso why is it called football when they literally hug the ball. should be called hugball lmao or cuddle ball
THAT'S RIGHT INTCEL. PUMP YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH FAGGOT, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
>>62197308>ASTSZoom out...
If AMD goes to 870 I'll have 100k just in AMD stocks
>>62197266RIP Ted TurnerOff to that great wrasslin' business in the sky
>>62197314The ball gets kicked pretty often desu senpai.
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
Why are my minors pumping? Is the war over, did I miss something?
>>62197321One of the GOAT baggies of all time.
is MRVL a good buy lads or is it a scam?
Market still doesn't make any sense. Boots on the ground is going to send everything to the moon.
Is this a new paradigm?
>microshart still being a big turd
AMD
Intel will be 1k within a few years. Buy your LEAPs now.
>>62197314>Europoors will come to the thread to seethe about how it "doesn't make sense" the American markets are so good and then also claim that we don't kick footballsJesus, not only do you not have any money but you're STUPID too.
>>62197338No stonks have always gone up dummy
>>62197271Shareholders only matter in this world honey
>>62197338SPY +6% ytd happens all the time
>gap up>gap up>gap up>gap upwhat the actual FUCK is going on with the market? the indices are basically in a 90 fucking degree upward trenddid I miss something? Did the US discover it was sitting on a billion tons of rare earth minerals, or is this all just AI euphoria?
>>62197335Get MRVL to hold get QCOM if you want a quick trade all the momemtum tards seem to be in QCOM
>>62197343Even your president thinks that it doesn't make sense.
>>62197340Yes and it will remain a giant turd floating in the metaphorical Ganges
>>62197348see >>62197347
The limit purchase I set up last night went through. INTC at 107. Let's see if that entry ends up as good as it looks right now.
>>62197348Fourth industrial revolution.Unironically.
>>62197348Possible Trump Iran deal*>*: might be fake and gay again
It's wild how things have turned around for INTC. Remember when the stock was in the shitter and the CEO was posting scripture on Twitter? Lmao
Thoughts on purchasing the EWY etf at these current prices? Samsung and Hynix both have single digit forward pe ratios, so I'm tempted
>>62197355>'e b0ught Intelaviv
>>62197348AI solved space travel and oil production
>>62197348data center go hummmmmmm
I'm not looking but I assume the chart is looking something like thisoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62197266>Nvidia is partnering with glassmaker Corning to develop 3 new advanced manufacturing facilities entirely for optical technologiesAI is so bullish a fucking glassmaker company is mooning
Is it too late to buy planet labs if I’m going to long the shit out of it?
>>62197361yup, up 4% in two hours, probably going to hold till 2029
>>62197360Basically any good news about iran will pump it
>>62197359I only wish I could've known how based the new guy was going to be as soon as they kicked out that Christcuck. The fact his first order of business was firing the entire foid daycare marketing department should've given me the confidence to full port on it. But whatever, still got a nice stack with a $35 cost basis that I'll continue to trim as we move up.
>>62197362Zero point energy and spacetime metric propulsion would solve both
is smci the next play?
man I just want to invest some cashlet funds I have laying around, but it's hard to want to jump in at the ATH of the ATH of the ATH of the ATH with zero boomer fundamentals backing it all
>>62197348AI Will bring us infinite abundance or something.
>>62197359it worked though.bless you and thank you pat.
Where is pic-related? Fair-weather bear? Going vertical after jumping out a window like it's 1929? Finally inducted into the /biz/ hall of shame and bankruptcy?
I memed my way back into IONQ.Fugg :DDDD
>>62197381They were laid off for our gains
>>62197376Don't FOMO into a criminal company.
>INTCHERE COMES THE PUMP
>>62197387pat tried to stop it. he always wanted what was right. he's the ceo in my heart.
>>62197335They're a real company making a real product and have been for years. They're up on news of them potentially designing TPUs for Google. That's mostly been Broadcoms thing up to this point. Either way it's still tsmc that makes the chips but the prototyping is potentially going to include Marvel.
NVDA Chads…
>>62197359Isn't that because Trump is pumping it?
I wish I didn't have such a pathological hate for this company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIJe65h3uRA
>>62197384You can only get called a dumb goyim so many times while making your market research goyim search trends and posting goyim sentiment indexes before eventually you just whither away as the market destroys your dumb goy brain. He's probably institutionalized.
so crypto's gonna boom too following the stock market, r-right?...h-haha I AM going to be able undo my 99% unrealized losses on shitcoins from 4 years go, r-right?...
AMDbros
>>62197388>criminalI unironically believe thats a good thing. At least they are trying to win. Cant say the same from other companies. I am here to make money not to change the world. I am also a pltr investor.
>>62197392mako extraction sequence completebobo status, heemed
>>62197271inflation?
soxl chads stay winning
>>62197149The fact remains that in 988 when Prince Vladimir was baptized, following the example of his Grandmother Princess Olga (Who had made Kiev the capital of Russia years prior), he had his closest companions baptized and over the next several years he had all of Russia baptized and transitioned from a Pagan nation into a Christian one. This lasted until Prince Yaroslav the Wise introduced the order of succession to a throne, which became a complicated process and all the different lines led to fragmentations and the end of a single Russian state. The same thing was happening in Europe throughout this time, but the fragmented Russian state became easy pray for the successors of Genghis Khan. Batu Kahn came to Russia and plundered nearly all of the Russian cities, including Kiev, most cities lost sovereignty and had to pay tribute to the Golden Horde. It was during this time a unified Russian state began to take shame with its center in Moscow. Originally, the word for Ukrainian meant that the person was living on the outskirts of the state along the fringes or was engaged in a border patrol service. It didn't mean any particular ethnic group. So the Poles were trying in every possible way to colonize this part of the Russian lands, and actually treated it rather cruelly. They introduced their language there, and tried to entrench the idea that this population was not exactly Russian, but because they lived on the fringes they were Ukrainians. It wasn't until after the invasion of the Poles and Lithuanians under the leadership of Bohdan Khmelnytsky (which led to the massacre of 100s of thousands of Poles and Jews) that led to the first occupation of the Russian lands in the area that is now called the Ukraine. After the war with Poland a truce was declared and the whole left bank of the Dnieper including Kiev went back to Russia. Then under the rule of Catherine the Great, Russia reclaimed all of its historical lands.
>>62197403Companies commonly carry criminality casually. SMCI does so in a less casual manner and it's going to bite them back.
you’re taking profits right anon?
SNDKFUCKINGGODS AMDFUCKINGGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN?
>>62197415lol
>>62197394Same goes for me, but with Microsoft and Google. I can't hold them without feeling a profound digust
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/livestory/us-iran-war-9.7189508Ohnononono SELL SELL SELL
So, the last outbreak of the CONFIRMED (in South Africa and on the cruise ship) Andes variant was pic related. >https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8r8j1l6j0goIt's already in 5 countries......1 person at a party. 11 dead. Nothing burger.......
Completely normal to just go sideways now at ATH, comfy
buy AMD or INTC?
>>62197415>taking profitsin the middle of the golden bull market?you’ll be crying like all the others anons who regret selling MU at 100 bucks after a +30% run
I had 20 nbis leaps and I took profits on 15 out of the 20. We are still pumping, should I trim more or ride it out a bit? I sold 10 at 66.77 and sold another 5 at 70.38. My cost basis for all 20 is 21.54
>>62197429yes
feelin' good today
>>62197415i will NEVER take profitsi will continue to roll my options until my account is empty or i can pay off my housewhichever comes first
Check your euphoria. Also buy sivef.
>>62197394I've never understood the INTC hate. My 2500k made on a banana plantation got me through like 10 years of usage on my primary desktop. I've got fond memories of them and I'm glad they were finally able to turn it around. Not sure why people want an AMD monopoly or even worse, locked down shitty ARM processors taking over the market.
>>62197412Didn't read
what stock good buy please only good stocks!
cmon almost to premarket highsif we dont make it I'm afraid we have to give bears a win on this one
>>62197393That's part of it (the CHIPS act money being restructured into direct investment by the govt, Trump removing DEI requirements), but also good earnings, new CEO, AI hype and speculation
Oil dumped on this
>>62197431My 5 leaps are now worth 81.08 each
>>62197266slipped another 100 shares in before the record date on the 8th
>>62197440Because Intel are Jews and scheisters.
>>62197440people who want an AMD/ARM monopoly arent truly americans
>>62197440I had a 3570k that did well for me for years, but it's probably the only bright spot in a pile of shit.
>>62197440My 2007 q6600 quad core was still going strong 3 years ago until the p5qe mb finally gave up the ghost.
gimme something to slurp please
If optical is in fact the future then GLW is the next MU/SNDK, load up nerds
wkey +17%this is my favorite small cap
I sold all my TQQ
>>62197440>>62197451Probably has a lot to do with age. If you're old enough to remember the first pentiums, you probably don't hate intel that much. If you came around when they were getting shit on by amd, you might feel different.
>>62197451Might be redundant with "Jews" but they also went balls deep on firing old competent white guys and dei.
never bet against an asian who looks like this and went to nanyang
It must not break the MA50 on the 1min or it's over
buy GLW?
>>62197434is that the JP Morgan broad?
>there's hyperinflation but I refuse to buy equitiesaverage bobo mind
I couldn't take watching SNDK going +5% every single fucking day for a month straight and have finally gone all inExpect it to -50% in the upcoming weeks due to this
>>62197440INTC has a history of truly retarded management but an even dumber board. Every single time the industry had a new invention or a new field spawn off of it they just ignored it (GPU, Mobile Phones ARM processing) they ignored it. They had the chance to buy NVDA and own the GPU industry and they said no. They had the chance to make chips for apple and said no.And then they went cheap and outsourced fabrication plants which became a huge industry. Or they invent something like DDRam and then outsourced it as well. If you invest in Intel you're embracing a company that will be cheap literally whenever it can and reject every single innovation that comes along
>>62197479Yeah, she could sexually assault me any time of the day, if you know what I mean ;)
>>62197479Hey Vajdini, nice cannons.
>>62197490It's a good thing nothing has changed then.
>>62197490I feel like at this point none of the AI and semiconductor stocks follow any logic anymore. Intel was crabbing for decades and all of a sudden it's up 200% in a week. It's just pure hype and vibes.
>>62197493I don't understand what you mean at all. How does someone consent to a sexual assault? Wouldn't the fact that you consented to being sexually assaulted nullify the sexual assault, like at that point its just two people engaging in sexual activities boss.
>>62197479BIGGER
>>62197503ask one of your cousins i assume there's a lawyer or two in there
It's over. Bears won.
The Xi-Trump meeting is taking place in 12 days right? What can be expected in the meantime? seems like the US is trying to wrap the Iran war before the meeting.
>>62197500if you have nothing intelligent to post and refuse to read the data center, foundry and CPU news and instead claim it's not logical it's better to not post don't you think?
>>62197490They made Apple chips for years and years anon, they only stopped because they fucked up the transition off of 14nm so bad that Apple just made their own chip and went to TSMC directly with their own design. Which was a pretty big gamble, but their M-series was so good that it paid off, good for Apple but now MacBooks are locked down ARM devices, which makes me a bit sad. I still love them though, but I don't kid myself that I'll ever get proper Linux support on it.The rest of your shit is all other really bad ideas.Mobile computing while INTC was still stuck on their shitty process node would've meant people's pockets catching on fire or burning their hands.Acquiring NVDA would've meant less competition in the market.I don't even know what the fuck "DDRAM" is or what you're even talking about.INTC fucked up big for a long time but their new processors are great and their fabs are finally looking to be competitive again, competition is GOOD.
so why did SPY go to 630 in the first place?
>Advanced Micro Devices CEO Lisa Su told CNBC on Wednesday that her massive forecast revision was due to the demand surge for central processing units led by the growth of agentic artificial intelligence.>“Agents are really driving tremendous demand in the overall AI adoption cycle, and we’re very excited to be in the middle of it.” Su told CNBC’s “Squawk on the Street.”
>>6219751913th "gen"
>>62197522People legitimately thought Zognald was starting WW3 I guess
>>62197517I am not sure why you are seething so much. Just chill out and ride the gains.
are y'all ever finna get tired of pumping on axios headlines? It's only the 200th time we've heard a deal is near
>>62197512Forgot about the MA20 on the 5min, diamond support.
I have reason to believe that this market may, in fact, be irrational
>>62197524>agentic artificial intelligencehow does this differ from human real intelligence?
>>62197530sure am enjoying it, could be overhyped but they're in the process of a restructuring after like you pointed out decades of crabbing (shitty management) and they have worthwhile products
>>62197500have you read any earnings reports from any major chip makers?
I need something to slurp NOW I NEED to be +13% by tomorrow morning or my kneecaps are getting BUSTED please fucking HELP
>>62197528Limited number of SKUs impacted, they released a fix for it. Only a "giant" issue because tech youtubers love drama.
>>62197544it's more profitable.
>>62197547Shoulda buyed IREN yesterday sar.
>>62197544if you really want to learn more about something im sure youll look into it
Another Wednesday, another rally on bullshit news.
>>62197545They have been restructuring for awhile now. The stock mooning 150% in a week like a shitcoin is not normal no matter how you spin it.
FULLY AUTOMATED GAMING
Imagine if you chatgpt to mine Pluto and then after two weeks you could sell ores from Pluto.That's what's happening.We can sit at home while AIs solve space travel so we never have to go to space.
>>62197563extremely bullish for gaming. AI will make games then play them. complely closed market that scales with datacenter growth, unlimited profit potential.
>>62197571Who's Pluto?
>>62197563>>62197574short google you tards fuck iceland
GOOGL going to own the world in 10 years at this growth rate
>>62197561from reading your posts it sounds like you don't believe in any chip company and think it's just vibes even though there is 7 trillion usd capex on this so there's nothing to say really
> nows
>>62197574Ai will get addicted to microtransactions kek
despite reaching 99 cents, an inverse oil ticker didnt splitis it possible that they have insider knowledge of HANTAVIRUS becoming a global pandemic
>>62197584Will people get addicted to watching AI play games on YouTube though?
WHAT THE FUCK INTCELWHAT THE FUCK IS THISWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGWHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRABBINGWHY ARE YOU NOTPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPINGYOU GOD DAMN GORILLA NIGGER
Is Berkshire Hathaway anti fragile?Would Nicholas Nassim Taleb approve of it?I feel like the current market conditions are ripe for antifragile theory.
>>62197585Hantavirus is going to be a nothing burger. You think Trump is stupid enough to shut down the entire economy again? Just buy every dip, and stop being a fucking retarded bear boss.
Im at ihop again
>>62197589Probably, there's plenty of AI slop on Youtube right now with hundreds of thousands of views. AI slop visuals with AI voiceovers all about the same topics
>>62197479porn parody when?
One year ago I was bagholding Intel with $22 cost basis. I had no doubt it would go up but this is getting absurd. Still not selling though.
>>62197599Stick an ai gril with big tits playing Minecraft. Profit.
>Jim Cramer>@jimcramer>We are no longer overbought so it is possible we can rally once more led by compute-ai and financials and even travel & leisure and manufacturing on the Middle East rebuild11:21 AM · May 6, 2026·615.8K Views
Let me be deadass with you brother. Just go long and buy calls on stocks that go up. That’s how you win. Remember that bearishness is a mental disorder similar to being a homosexual. Take care amigos.
>>62197594you could have bought AMD, the processor in your computer
>>62197608I bet this guy fucks boss.
>>62197596
>>62197606>We are no longer overbought
>>62197606>led by compute-ai and financials and even travel & leisure and manufacturing on the Middle East rebuild
Look at DAVE computer go
>>62197598I can tell nobody here owns stocks
>>62197547>INTC>GGLL>NVDL>AMDL>SOXL>SNXX>MUU>SMCIEasy 10% movers in a few hours. Not financial advice.
>>62197479Even Yamato and Musashi would be jealous of these main batteries.
why did gay jewish niggers nuke my oil stocks today
God fucking damn it, I didn't listen to my instincts to buy SOXL.
>>62197622I'm slurping below $220>Double beat earnings>Raised guidance>Price tanksEasiest slurp this side of the equator
>>62197641they do it all the time what did you expect?this is what judaism was founded for
>>62197560Everything we've done, we'll do again etc.
Short Jews have been routed. We advance on Bearingrad.
>>62197613It’s real simple brother. You buy a put. You lose. You go long. You win. It’s that simple. Don’t be a retarded fag like the bobos too scared to buy. Death to all nonbelievers. The market blesses those who go long.
>>62197581>don't believe in any chip companyYou would be wrong and thus I question your reading comprehension, but this entire thread has just been you swething for no reason so alas.
David SOXL I'm sorry for doubting your existence
>>62197641They have a potential peace deal with the Iranians boss.
I was raped. Lol! Please care.
Fuck me why didn't I have the balls to go heavy on IREN. Percentage wise Im up alot, but I only have 40 shares, Im such a pussy.
>>62197658lmao
>>62197658was it caught on video? link?
>>62197641got too cocky...
This vix is making me supremely annoyed!
>>62197658I care anon, that JP morgan lady was kinda cute though
>>62197641kek baggie lmfao
>>62197369no, it’s still a baby company with plenty of room to grow. PLCHADS are eaten good these days and you should join the crowd unlike that pathetic ASTS bizposter from yesterday
Really makes you think...
>>62197673makes me think that guy is a faggot
>>62197668tfw worked in finance for 20 years and never once got raped. toxic feminism is problem
david soxl, circa 1985.
>lunch break
>>62197658Literally or financially?
>>62197589already using all my claude tokens to task it with making an AI game for AI.
>>62197675basedtotal oil baggy death
IREN 110 2 year leap? thoughts?
They might as well remove SOXS. What the fuck is the point of even shorting chips anymore. Everything is going to have a computer chip in it.
>>62197694Based
>>62197658By a hot JP Morgan MILF exec?
>>62197699You’re a retard if you short semis. And you’re a giga retard if SOXS is your preferred instrument to do so.
>>62197656David SOXL fixed "get rich quick" schemesAs in he created one that just works
i'm actually making such little money right now
>>62197282Where is this from? My area has a spring event just like that.
erhmm SNDKGODS?
historic streak broswe are movin up in the ranks
It is done
>>62197658Based anon, fucking based.
Sell oil
This green line is all that matter now
>>62197723if I remember right the post I got the video from mentioned holland or germany or something, letting the cows out for the first time in the season ceremony.
I invested 3k in stocks and I've lost 200 dollars already.
>>62197739the green line in a bollinger band is just sma/ema fyistdev = ta.stdev(close,len)sma = ta.sma(close,len)upper = sma+stdevlower = sma-stdevvnr
>>62197661Anon. A month ago I had 1500 shares of SOXL and I sold when it seemed to stall out around the level it was before the dip. No crying in the Casino.
>>62197748thanks, I didn't know that
>>62197740Okay, I'm in Canada so that's just something that got picked up for PR.
>>62197654I just went long in a stock called WTI, am I going to make it?
Oilbros, aren't we behind schedule?Also I boughted the dip while I was at work. Looked at my phone out of boredom, saw oil dropped like mad, checked it was some axios bullshit and placed the order.
>>62197604The jeet views will pour in by the millions at least
>>62197661no crying in the casino
>>62197779This gentleman seems to be enjoying his G Wagon. Good for him.
kek oil baggies
>>62197770No but the most important thing is all the friends you made on the way.
>>62197787>4/15
>>62197578>shorting IndiaI don't think I will
>>62197792thats the joke lol
What's your favorite Schwab mutual fund?
>dad sold his business and gave me some money to invest a few months ago (which i am thankful for)>mandated that I put the majority of it in TSLA despite me saying I didn't think it was a good pick>do it, put the rest in AMD>TSLA has done horribly while AMD has doubled>at just about break evennever listen to boomers bros.
>>62197770Probably not brother. If you make anything it’ll likely not exceed the opportunity cost of other investments. Good luck with standing against Israel and the satanists that run the world brother.
too late to buy SOXL?
I am a genius!We're all going to be rich!
>>62197796The old folks home is down the hall and to the right.
>>62197804I have to tell everyone, im buying more on margin.
Leafbros which broker you use? I'm going to switch my trading accounts from Wealthsimple to interactive broker. WS is fucking ass for trading and fx fees, good for just etfs though.
>>62197808>gambling
Barak Ravid, where art thou
>>62197804It seems we have reached a permanently elevated plateau.
About to invest in physical intc (laptop)
Somebody shill me something good. The suggestions in the past thread were shit. I took profit on IRM and MRAM and am sitting on 50k cash. I am willling to go all in on something to 2x into 6 figures
>>62197817>gambling on the future of the United States and the Semiconductor IndustryThe thing about AI/semiconductor vs dot-com is that there will always be a demand for chips and they can get repurposed, vs dot-com was a lot of inflated promises with no revenue growth model beyond putting obtrusive ads on websites.
Axios pls
Uhhh guys, why is it going down?
>>62197825I shilled you mram, now i am shilling you wkey. Check the archives
>>62197802I honestly am just going to FOMO in. I'm so pissed at myself for missing out and this rally is so fucking dumb. It doesn't matter that countries are moving away from the dollar to buy oil because of this Iran War potentially collapsing the dollar and the US hegemony with it. It's all fucking going into computer chips anyway.
>>62197797>TSLAwhat the fuck is the future of that company? Elon gave up on electric cars. Those janky ass robots are going to be destroyed by Chinese bots. Robo taxi business is a joke.
just had a breakfast burritolet's get it pumping again! another 2% please!
>>62197835Nice. I will wait for a dip
>>62197841He's convinced they're going to become a chip designer like NVDA and AMD. He's deep down the rabbit hole of TSLA absolutists.
>>62197839>Still falling for petroyuan/petrocrypto fudThis is why you'll always be poor turdie.
Post your gainz AMD chads.
>>62197814I use questrade, but they recently put their real-time data behind a subscription
>>62197839>MUH WAR UNITED STATES IS FINISHED THE DOLLAR IS OVEEEEEERloljust lol
>>62197384all avatar users must hang (my avatar is pepe the frog)
>>62197839Good Christ what a top signal
>>62197797It's just gambling
>>62197858>>62197870The fuck are you guys on about? Are you not in these threads when people are freaking out about bond yields everytime the marker is about to take a shit? Am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules?!
>>62197876That star on top of the Christmas tree daily SPX candle is nice, too.
>>62197879>Am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules?!You're funny, I'll kiss you last.
>>62197873My avatar is sometimes Peepo but sometimes Apu and sometimes Marv and sometimes even Pepe, occasionally Honkler too.
>>62197882I'm axiosexual so it's not going to happen.
>>62197876That's a really strong roll of toilet paper. Which brand is it?
>>62197879>Am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules?!Unironically, yes, Donnie.
It's a good thing SOXS doesn't decay daily!
>>62197885good to know!
>>62197890I'm calmer than you are Dude.
>>62197889It's physical TSLA stock
looks like it's just going to pump til close
>>62197899May I ask how many Pepes you have in your portfolio, good sir?I have 973, plus a few others in other folders.
Oil baggots, the chart is telling me you get one last pump to $98 then its sayanora to oil above $70 for the rest of the decade
AMD proving that tech - industrial and consumer - will thrive. As a result, I will continue to invest in vidya.
kek the JPMorgan story is in the WSJ now.
>>62197932Speaking of (((Cohen Brothers))), this is like one of their movies.
lads is david axios in trouble?
>>62197938no way...
>>62197909I don't really keep count lol
>>62197938the source is dubious but i mean that 920 million short before the article basically sells it
>>62197938banan
>>62197797in my country literally the only people buying Teslas are those that get the government subsidy to buy an EV
>>62197938>Hormuz Letter Lmao. Turdies.
>>62197938David, no!
Reminder that if your account is red today you are wrong
>>62197938Poor dude had to endure so much and now they're putting him through even more. It's so sickening boss.
>>62197955you said the same thing before when they reported ahead of the news that China would ignore sanctions on Iranian oil and it turned out to be true lol
>>62197938
>>62197957how the fuck is anyone red?all indices are up massively up
>>62197957you gotta be some seriosly degenerate gambler to be red
>>62197963>>62197964>bobos>bobos could be anywhere he thought
>>62197964Or you could just be wrong, fucking asshole.
>>62197963One of my minors is red AGAIN. I fucking hate this piece of shit ticker no matter what news they release it goes down, they could fucking say they've found the Ark of the Covenant and God in their mine and it would still dump.
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>>62197959Because the turd worlders here got the story wrong. You had turdies here hyping up a bunch of shit about china going to come in with tankers for cheap Iranian oil when the actual story was allowing small refineries to dump their remaining RMB for existing oil to refine so they didn't have to dump it in the trash.
>>62197969Begone, blasphemer. Only God's chosen, chosen people are allowed to post in /smg/. As a jew you just wouldn't understand.
>>62197973That thread is over 6 hours old, can you make an actual new thread instead of fucking lying to everyone and giving us a stale thread?
>>62197973no
