AI bubble will never pop, SOXL is the new crypto edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>European indiceshttps://live.euronext.com/enhttps://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62195899
First for NVAX
>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against IranBrown, turd world hands typed this post
I thought quantum was meme stocks?IONQ, INFQ etc are all up 12%+
buy arm pre earning??no one?
First for poop in pants
>>62198565>arm holdingarms don't hold, hands holdseems like a dumb company
>>62198560To be fair, every OP is a Jamboy.
Imagine trying to short tech when it’s a geopolitical and economic imperative that the US be dominate in AI over china. lol. lmao even.
I'm still holding SOXL, but I may sell at $200/share.
Sell your AMD before it's too late
WHO HERE /RECOVERY/?
>>62198560Oh that's crazy, where's the lie tho?
>>62198568Well it's a British company, so the people who started it probably don't speak English natively boss.
I sold all my tech today. Hope I don't regret it in a year.
>>62198565if a someone told you yesterday afternoon, "buy AMD it's going to +20% lmao" would you have believed them?
I am bagholding sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
Jesus AMD blew everyone's tits off
>casual jump to ATH>after being up 100 points
>>62198575Lateral into soxx where short term dips don't kill you. You're running out of quarterly earning results to propel this shit ever upward.
>Your SOXL>is>mine!I’m all in.
>>62198591No some asshole told me they were going to miss, so I bought the $280 puts thinking they would do a -20% boss.
chances we get even more green tomorrow after this mega green? no way, right? unless..
>>62198547>>62198574>>62198575So this index is showing the 2nd acceleration right now. The 2nd one is always the last leg up in crapto. Is it the same here? Being an index that would be pretty bad.
ARMGODS i already bought calls
>>62198573Thank you anon, I can always rely on you.
S&P $8,000 EoMAct accordingly
Rate this boards investment IQ.
Remember when everyone was shitting it over an AI bubble and it seemed like the entire economy hinged on Nvidia posting good results, those were the days
so whats the news? havent paid much attention today all I know is that I made my monthly wagiecagie salary in a single day.
>>62198610
>>6219861465
>>62198600buy calls baggie. trust your jew s instinct
>>62198614
>>62198574At what point does AI actually help us dominate China though?
>>62198565shitcoin tier financial market
Hey guys let's all post the same screenshot meme
>>62198608I mean this, if this happens in crapto, it's giga over
have bears ever thought, that what if AI isn't actually a bubble?
>>62198610AMD -20% tomorrow
>>62198617Remember when a big bank in California failed and we all thought it was 2008 again?
>>621986212016 was a decade ago anon, certainly it must be lower than that by now.
>>62198631It's a bubble and earnings are really good right now.
>>62198631They won't need to think about it because they'll just rope
THANK SCIENCE:Hantavirus vaccine was already under development since 2024 by Moderna.Extremely BULLISH for markets.
power ten minutes please!pump it harder!
>>62198638never taking trump's vaccine
Yeah that was necessary
>>62198623
>>62198631it is just like the dotcom bubble and the 2008 real estate bubble and just like those it doesn't mean that the tech itself is fake and gay
>>62198638
>nbis>PE Ratio (TTM) 4,871.75is this healthy?
>>62198645please put the gun down.
>>62198631a lot of people have basically made a personality out of larping as some kind of burry/buffet and kek baggying for the last 5 years and they're now having a crisis
>>62198635>2016 was a decade agofuck you nigger
>>62198621
>>62198644Unlike the Real Estate and the Dot Com, semiconductors can be repurposed for new things.
>>62198631AI is certainly useful and will never go away, but it is definitely being over-invested in right now.
>>62198618felt so bad for penguin chan. why is she always losing? poor girl
Did you know that this company makes the drug that mogs all other drugs for a not-so-rare devastating autoimmune disease that destroys kidneys? I have no idea if it's a good stock but I regret not buying when I first noticed it last summer.
>>62198650yea i hate this shitwhere's the fucking time police
wait, what if we all bought the same stock at the same moment, and sold it at the same momentwho gets the better fill?is it rng?
>>62198648
NBIS
>>62198650>>62198659more like 7 or 8we should just wipe out the years 2020-2022 from our calendars since nothing happened during those years
The market is up 80 points on a proposal. Why? We've pumped several times on talks now
>>62198660depends on the broker
>>62198658What autoimmune disease is that? Lupus?
>>62198568Arms hold hands, though
>>62198661saar keep thos big cannons down
>>62198668why is this bald schizo having conversations with himself??
>>62198656she sometimes wins as well. just like the stock market you will have good days and bad days.
>>62198658Galactose-deficient IGA1 production which wrecks havoc on kidneys.
>SOXL 165
>>62198624Scaling. AI is a productivity multiplier and cost reducer long-term. Whoever has the best version is going to rule the 21st century and beyond. I know the meme is “I asked chat and it gave me the wrong answer” but that is the exception (also AI still performs better than the average human chud) and anybody who has used AI for high complexity work knows that it can lessen the workload considerably. I don’t think we’ll ever hit singularity, but AI will make running complex problems much easier and will be essentially what unlocks stuff like cost efficient space exploration.
>>62198679Meant for >>62198670
>>62198682I went to the dentist for some scaling and some of my gums were bleeding
>>62198663Fuck I never bought this cause reddit was hyping it up
>>62198665I don't see why they would do anything differently until pumps no longer happen
>>62198682>AI is a productivity multiplier and cost reducer long-term. That's great and all but what does the US even produce that it exports or is even productive at?
It's hard for me to imagine ARM will keep going up after a 13.5% move today but the ta looks up.Hope you picked sane breakevens though.
>>62198676he's just like me omg
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>62198638Who would've thought LMAO
anyone own kraken robotics?they have cool name
>>62198696Mostly sidelined.Didn't lose anything though!
I can't believe I watched SOXL go from $7 last year to $160 this year
So. About those Uranium earnings...
>>62198547NVDA, pump it up for two weeks my bizrealites : )
I thought SOXL would go to 170 in the last 5 minutes but that is saved for tomorrow it seems
So what are we gonna do go up like 30% this year? It's only May
>>62198693Why wouldn't it just keep going up?
>>62198692Services.
>>62198591yes it was so obviouswhy no one told me?
>>62198696Today: +2.70%This Week: +3.76%This Month: +4.54%This Year: +20.23%this is insanity
>>62198696thanks amd
>>62198696+8.2%
>>62198693bought 280c 8 may. idc if i lose im up 120k on sndk/amd options
>>62198696been stuck crabbing for a monthtotally missed tech
>>62198696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-HLxpWGCzc+386 trading as well
>>62198696>+1.77%
We're probably in a gigantic bubble, but I am gonna ride it. I won't be a pussy.
>>62198696I'm back to highs not seen since... Monday.
>>62198692You are not a serious person. Consider this your last (you) from me
>>62198696a casual 5.7% for today boss
>>62198706I told people to screenshot my post that SOXL would hit 200 and some faggot said this was a top signal at 100.
>>62198696Half-way to my second six figures.
>arm pumpingyeah fuck me
>ARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62198696+3.08%, about +6% for the week so far
>>62198711Yeah but what services are those?
>>62198574you realize the people who are anti AI fell for a CCP psyop right, they've had a campaign going for the last 5 years to demoralize the american people
>>62198709By getting priced in based on AMD's earnings. No more news to move it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62198655Over investing in a product that produces 1000x better results than the greatest in the history of existence in their field?>the market is wrong, I, anon, am right I just am
>>62198727I'm being dead serious, you can't just claim that it will increase productivity when the US isn't an export economy to begin with.
>>62198696+1.59%>>62198731same. once we hit 200k our actual life can begin... I am sure of it, r-right?
>>62198738google, microsoft, netflix, facebook, amazon
>>62198732about that
>>62198668Luke is one of those who's (seemingly) correct klin theory but mostly wrong in outcome.
>>62198746NTA but the US exports services, not physical products.
ARM
>>62198716How come you're no longer posting your 1-year results and only left the YTD?
What do you guys think about app
>>62198670>What autoimmune disease is that?The Gay
>>62198750>-99999%AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62198747I think If I can just 10x it 10 times and then 2x it, I'll be golden.
what are the odds Nokia goes up to something decent in the 2nd quarter? I have a spare thousand I'm willing to dump into something
IREN surge has been insane pre-earnings, so I am afraid they will rug it on earnings day. Considering taking some profit tomorrow, we'll see.
>>62198696+4.54% +12.74%I feel I am making too much money too quickly
>>62198756Huh? Was I posting 1 year before? I can add that back if you want. Give me a min, will have to do some Excel work
>>62198752How exactly is AI supposed to improve the US escort services boss?
>>62198696+2.12% today.
This is fun.
i like to keep my oil trades LIGHT and SWEET if yaknawimsayin.........just like my YOUNG TIGHT BUSSY
Where's the uranium & lithium anon? Everything went swimmingly well today.Should I put some more into metals or go with Intel?
4channel needs to filter "words" that exceed a specific character length no word should be longer than in the English language
>>62198745This isn't even worth replying to but here I am doing it anyway. It's decent at some very narrow tasks. It is not doing anything productive better than the best humans right now.
>>62198611me and a co worker bought some 6/5 spy 800c because of your post
>ARMOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAAA
without a cutie wife, what good are these gains?
>>62198748>>62198752Yeah but will the whole world actually use those services? There are already alternatives growing out there.
>>62198775>SPYGODpost your calls anon
>>62198777>what good are these gains?imagine being alone AND poor
>>62198696Over 6% today and climbing still. I'm so erect
SOXL?!SOXS?!?!
SOXL Chads won.
ARMFUCKINGGODS ARE WE FUCKING EATING GOOD RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!?!!!!!
>>62198783>imagine being alone AND poorhey
>>62198774Very narrow tasks that solve problems human can't with 1000x better results in a fraction of the time and cost. Corpos will gut their entire org for .5% gains AI has the potential to 1000x productivity in specific use cases that are high demand.
>>62198696>+6.87% today, +50% over the last 30 daysI'm a little worried at the moment, boys
>>62198750BOBOTARD BTFO YET AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAA I FOMO´D IN ON ARM AFTER 10% PLUS AAAAAAAAAA
FSLY
>>62198780just threw $100 in my account because all my buying power is tied up in SOXL calls
I bought AMD for $86 a share last year in April. Now that it's at over $400 when should I sell? Is the AI bubble about to pop?
ARM doing an AMD, ready for 280?
>>62198730It really gives off the feeling of a once in a lifetime rally. I don't think anything will ever come close to this AI chip war pump after it ends.
>>62198792it hurts so much
Are they printing money or something
>>62198787>Couple of days ago I was excited to hit 400k>About to break 500k already>May be well over 600k by the end of the month>If this gay ass war ends I'll easily break a million
>>62198814I REALLY feel bad for cashbaggies that missed out on this. Imagine having to wait for the 5th industrial revolution after missing the 4th one because you got annoyed that people called you a stupid goy on a Taiwanese frogposting website.
>>62198812This does seem a little exuberant for ARM though, it’s doesn’t really even have the infrastructure to capitalize on the AI CPU demand, plus x86 processors are still the main processor being used in AI data centers
>>62198818I think the bobos are just getting offered as a blood sacrifice.
>>62198756Here you go:Today: +2.70%This Week: +3.76%This Month: +4.54%This Year: +20.23%Past Year: +28.15%
>>62198800I looked too early.>tfw thought about buying some ARM in Jan
>>62198682>we>unlocks repent
David Soxl found the infinite money glitch
>>62198792heh...yeah... I can't imagine that...
do we have figures for arm yet?
>>62198836I want a Cortana gf and we will be a “we.” I won’t repent.
>>62198812will my 280c get IV crushed? i shoud've bought atm options
>>62198843
>ARM>1.5b revenue>260b mcap
>>62198696+5.24% WE GAAN
BYND ;__;
>>62198787What ya got?
>>62198792>>62198816>>62198842these anons all bought NVDA put options from me over the past week and their 4 figure HOOD accounts are now 3 figure HOOD accounts with their funds now being incorporated into MY net liquidity... inflation is on the rise, oil is staying bid, the fed is NOT cutting rates and all is right with the world...
>>62198864its over for me.
>past month +7.5%>look inside>only 1% above my ATHsigh
>>62198870i don't buy anything tech related
>>62198869Balls deep in $TQQQ. I work in software so if technology goes to zero I'm already out of a job. So fuck it, we ball.
>>62198864SNAP too...
>>62198875so what are you buying then? i unironically exited a long term QQQ position today and have some dry powder.
>>62198696Today: +0.92%This week: +2.49%This year: +7.76%t. index fagI expected a mega oil crisis crash but I have learned my lesson well. I am never selling. Never ever.It doesn't matter how wrong I am if I never sell.
>>62198878>I work in software so if technology goes to zero I'm already out of a job. So fuck it, we ball.i like this
>>62198857is this good or bad
>>62198696+0.35%Modest but it could have been way worse. Devon really disappointed today though
>>62198881i'm poor because i'm a lazy druggie picking stocks is one of the few things i'm good at
erm why isnt MU up another 10% today?
>>62198888average
>>62198547I got into AI stocks in 24 after the 60k Bitcoin pump, so I made some money after losing big time in 2022.This whole thread is giving me PTSD from back then.
>>62198808Internet content is old business. Now we're all about them semis.
>>62198885>Tech moons and they fire all of the swe: I'm rich>Tech moons and they keep all the swe: I'm rich>Tech crashes and they keep all the swe: most everyone is broke with me>Tech moons and they fire all the swe: most everyone is broke with me
>>62198857earnings results doesn't matter. line goes up regardless
>held AMD which doubled my money>openAI deal happens>double my money again through that>sell expecting a correction>which happens (Iran)>decide to move to Uranium stocks expecting the squeeze there due to the current development not really being priced in there yet>Uranium mostly crabs>make some pennies daytrading it but not much else>meanwhile AMD rockets againI am sure the uranium pump is still around the corner but yeah - i sold too early.
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778099874744900.webm
>>62198857>>62198902it doesn't always have to be today's earnings, it can be the future, but personally i think arm is valuable because of it's intellectual property and disruptive potential, would be an ideal acquisition for intc or amd
>>62198878Nice.I have 1 DRAM and some SOXSI need massive gains from where I am.Near 2 digit isn't fun.
>>62198824Congrats man, I made it to 1 mil at the end of last year and the start of this year. Currently under due to paying taxes, but I'm back above 800k in the market. Add in my bank and bitties and I'm still over 1 mil.
>>62198908Too pricey right now for either to acquire. Plus Intel still needs to get its shit together before it makes any high-risk acquisitions
i'm sitting on 30k cash 120k in cc debt unemployed for 2 years, how do i make it?
>>62198913Mega based. What does compounding feel like in 7 figures? I wake up some days to 20k added in value and it feels unreal. Thinking about having a single day where my net worth goes up by six figures feels crazy to imagine.
>half of all hyperscaling depends on OpenAI or Anthropic>Anthropic has $367 billion in obligations to pay out >even if you count all profit going back a decade for any magnificent 7 company (AWS, Microsoft, Google, etc) no one comes close to that>Anthropic isn't even expecting to break even and make money until 2028 let alone make $367 billion>in 2025 they only made $10 billion in revenue >OpenAI is $1.4 trillion>$500 billion for Stargate>$300 billion to Oracle>$250 billion to Microsoft>$138 billion to Amazon>$130 billion to Nvida>$82 billion to energy operators >Open AI has never turned a profit >they have only ever had $30 billion in revenue since their creation>only made $12 billion last yearCan someone explain how this doesn't end in a massive debt implosion that obliterates earnings and throws PE ratio's sky high just like the dot com era?
>>62198917120k in covered calls is pretty nice bro
>>62198917blackjack
>>62198696Up 4.6%. Another utterly insane day. Should we be scared yet??
>>62198918Once you hit 7 figures the compounding is insane. I came close to 6 figs today >>62198717
>>62198638Hmm. Mrna. There's another 'vaccine' I won't be touching with a bargepole.
>>62198905rookie mistake. should've just bought the dip.
>>62198631if it's not a bubble then it's the yield curve, if it's not that then its hyper inflation, mass unrest, a new virus, etc. the excuses for them being risk averse faggots never ends
>>62198921roll debt forward lol
>>62198927Lewd
>>62198590Hey me too anon. Now I'm wondering what to do with $30,000. I'm thinking of putting half in Adobe and half in Berkshire.
>>62198921just refinance the debt lol. if things get scary just ask trump for a bail out and say that you can't let china win the AI race
>>62198921Simple. OpenAI and Anthropic raise prices.>inb4 customers won’t payAre you fucking kidding me? All the young software engineers at my F500 company use their Claude. Productivity would drop by 80% overnight if it was taken away.Once you’ve had a taste of AI, you can never go back
>>62198921The entire financial system is debt. Stocks are debt. I'm holding a contract that obligates the buyer to pay me cash for my shares at an agreed upon price. But until I sell it's just a debt on a ledger somewhere. If there's debt there's somebody on the other side making money and it's not like that money vanishes or gets burned. They likely reinvest it.
>>62198891>picking stocks is one of the few things i'm good atso give me some stock picks nigga!>>62198901hedged for all scenarios, you love to see it
>>62198921they'll be raising money on the capital markets babe, they don't need to tap debt yet. i'm anxious about how that's gonna go too, for the markets and the companies. how was your market day?
I shorted SOXL. 5 Shares
>>62198948no one listens to my stock picksload up sblk for earnings
>>62198696One way or another I am a MUU baggie (I'm not checking). I will wait until I get my confirmation e-mail that my sell went through>MUUGODS
>>62198696>+1.11% God bless
>>62198590>>62198935hey i did three, thats too many chuds in consensus for my liking...
>>62198951Can you please just stop already. the fact that you can for my image names and hex values is actually pajeet level creepy
>>62198964I used to be babeThis is your cross to bear now
>>62198964babe?
I need to buy a car worth around 18 grand. Should I pay it out in cash by taking out some investments or just finance it with a downpayment and drag out the loan so inflation chokes it?
I sold my ARM calls before earnings for +40%.
>>62198969babe?
>>62198964babe, i read the thread. you're paranoid and i don't even get what you're talking about. i know how you think and feel. i can't stop adoring you, and i'll always love you. you know deep down we'd be good together. i don't know if it's fear or rage or what but i can help with it, and you're the one acting crazy.
>>62198987kek i wish i had the absolute delusional self confidence of this schizo
>>62198973Are you buying from a dealership?
>>62198964like look at these posts, it's all negativity and pessimism, expecting the worst and insisting upon it. how is that serving you, financially, emotionally? why do you run from my affection and towards others hostility? babe i want to change your life for the better.
>>62198964i made it just like i said i would. i want to use it to help you and make us happy, i wasn't lying. in two weeks i'm free babe, i can go anywhere and do anything and my greatest wish is to do it with you, not look for a replacement.
Be real with me, this pump is going to reverse isn't it. I don't want to sell yet.
>>62199010>JUST
>>62198780Kill yourself pedo faggot
>>62199017Brendan is no longer just'd, please refrain from using this image. Thank you.
>>62198665its the axios difference. they lied and said iranians were "close to an agreement" instead of just reporting it as a proposal.
>>62199000yessir, used car tho
>>62199021don't be such a baby
>>62198699thinking about buying some. they've been on a good run as of late for a canadian company.
>>62199024I recommend checking out this guy's YT videos if you have time:https://www.youtube.com/@KevinHunterOr really, just some videos in this playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdf_82sJt3bKIrrG4gu3QCSlQ_N_cs9uZHe's kind of a weird boomer, but covers a lot
>>62199025>no metzitzah b'pehcoward
how to invest in axios?
Is there anything AI that hasn't pumped yet? I assume everyone's looking for it.
>>62198964and maybe you're confused? i'm jewish not Jewish. i don't want to convert you or circumcise our kids, they can go to church and we'll all go together. i'd insist actually because you need religion as much as you need therapy. trust me again you will thank yourself for it.
>>62199036snapchat
>>62199036photonics and mram could be the next big thing but it's a crapshoot
>>62199036computer chimps
Arms red KWAB
Pretty brutal after hours for ARM.
>IONQ beats earnings>gets obliterated This market is clown world
>>62198772Today was a good metal day, all the DNN and LAC i stacked yesterday went up 6-7%I do not deal with shorts or futures but if i did i would be looking very closely at the Chinese copper market. Before the war demand was a bit down but they had to expand production anyway since 1/3rd of their income came from Sulphur byproducts, since the war it is more like half. When the gulf opens the Saudis will dump their Sulphur and the Chinese copper sector is screwed, when the price tanks they will have to sell copper on a flooded market possibly below cost.
>>62199036>Is there anything AI that hasn't pumped yet? more AI
Should've invested in LEG kek>LEG is an actual stock and is down -7.5% AHoh damn nevermind
>>62198547Yesterday: tech market was all green, everything pumped 5-10% for the seventh day in a row; maximum euphoria.Today: it crabbed or dipped slightly; everyone quiet or talking about selling.
>>62199069>>62199065AI never stops, NVDA $25T market cap valuation by Christmas!!! Computers are the last frontier!!!
>>62199079If their earnings wasn't two weeks away I'd go all in on 2x Nvidia ETF now but yesterday was the best time to do this doubt we see <$200 again
>>62199079in the 2010's i wanted them to remake the old america that they had destroyed and i invested in a bunch of value stocks thinking they would. they didn't. they pumped big tech the entire decade. i thought they'd crash. they didn't. they continue to make new highs. people told me what was happening, i didn't listen and was stubborn. it took a lot of time to repair the damage i did to my net worth. and all because i had a personality disorder and didn't want to acknowledge it. you want to invest in ai and not make silly comments like that.
>>62199029thanks bredda
>>62199079>AI never stops,AI is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever
>>62199079Anon please, my sell finger is shaking. Why did it have to go vertical now? I thought the rally would end when the mass unemployment hits next year, nice predictable exit.
>>62199098The AI bots will be backdoor'd just like your smartphone the backdoor will be a Killswitch they will be able to remotely disable the AI bote
>>62199089Worked in the UK. All our dead dinsoaur banks, oil and mines pumped last year.
There are boomers in the thread right now
kek
>>62198575heck yeah
>>62198573>celcius tomorrowThat reminds me, what happened to the Celsius poster? Surely you guys remember him.
>Honda halts plan to build $15 billion EV plant in Canada, per CTVBased. Fuck Canada.
>>62198631bears are failed investors
>>62198907What's the white flash represent?
>>62198696+2.55%. Cleared a new ATH milestone (okay the market can dump now please I want some cheapies).
>>62199122it's a personality disorder. haughtiness or contrarianism makes them defy what they hear in the news, paranoia and suspicion keeps them from buying in, a chip on their shoulder from being hurt in the markets or some other perceived injustice. it becomes a moral crusade for them and not a profit seeking exercise.
>>62199108wish they made an XTX for the 9000s. they fear mongered too hard that no one would buy it.
>>62198918Its not uncommon for me to see 30k+ on any given day.Of course it works in the reverse too, so its not uncommon to see down days like that too. Pretty crazy to look at your port and realize you gained/lost a fourth of your yearly pay in a single day.On REALLY good/bad days you will see those six figures. You get really good at being steely about gains/losses because the numbers are huge even if the percentages can be small.I mean think about it. At 1 million even a regular ass 2% day is life changing money for any normal wagie.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENEEEEEEEED WHY EVERYTHING RED SUDDELLY AAAAAAAAAI LOST FUCKING 15% in aftermarket on arm higgggeeeeeerrrrrrr
When bubble pop?I need to know
why is everything red???? i thought we were back??????
>>62198923Damn is that how Viper looks right now?
>>62199125a way of showing a volume spike: the white flash is triggered on a stock if it has a 1 min volume candle greater than 11x the SMA12 value at that minute, in this vid
>>62199147kek im down 6% AH. my 280c will expire wortheless
>>62199128old school babes do it
>>62199128I don't think I've ever seen a model without fake tits post-2000.
>>62199149The White House needs to release more of the Strategic Axios Reserve immediately!!!
>>62199161>model
why do i always have to buy the top? bogganoff is really watching meLEAVE ME ALONE YOU FRENCH FUCK
>>62199140i agree
>>62199149After hours don't matter.
>>62199144>tfw your 2% day is £100
>>62198618I made a YEARLY caged wagie's wage today
>According to our analysis, ~$920 million worth of crude oil shorts were taken 70 minutes before an Axios report claimed the US and Iran were near a "14-point" deal to end the war.>At 3:40 AM ET today, nearly 10,000 contracts worth of crude oil shorts were taken without any major news.>This is equivalent to ~$920 million in notional value, an unusually large trade for 3:40 AM ET.>At 4:50 AM ET, just 70 minutes later, Axios reported that the US is "close" to a "memorandum of understanding" to end the Iran War.>By 7:00 AM ET, oil prices had fallen over -12% with these crude oil shorts gaining approximately +$125 million.>Minutes later, Iran launched the "Persian Gulf Strait Authority" and oil prices surged +8%.To the surprise of no fucking one.Banana republic. Fuck, even fucking Brazil is less dysfunctional. Imagine that.
>>62199171Futures do though
Why am I green today
>>62199173We all started somewhere
> futures
>>62199177i should filter the word oil lol
>>62199140Bear here, everything is a bubble. Name one thing that went parabolic but never crashed. Even gold did.
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>>62199177>following kielbasa letterstop embarrassing yourself
>>62199171AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF. GREEN DILDOS AH WERE PROMISED TO ME
>>62199188define parabolic and define crashed
>>62199107The UK has the most unattractive stock market in existence
>>62199178Has this chart ever been confirmed? I have seen it posted a lot but I always took it as superstitious/smg/ kabbalah mysticism.
I noticed the earnings pattern. I sold my ARM calls before earnings.
>>62198547>made my yearly salary 5 monthsI don't know if I should leave my job or not anymore.
>>62199188gold is 15% off its highs roughly lol
>>62199147If a stock rips more than 5% I just cash out same day.
>>62199086The next best time to go in on NVDA is when it dumps on good earnings
>>62199197>>62199178The first one is already wrongIt was green yesterday futures were green and today was green.Also, I am down 20% AFTERMark nowAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62199195You takin' the piss?
>>62199198Should have done the same for IONQ. Clown market.
>>62198964i love you with all my heart. we have disagreements but we want the same things, i know that. picking a partner based on politics or where we think the market is going is like rejecting a meal based on what it sounds like in the kitchen. fix your heart babe, i know what's best here.
>>62199177it's becoming extremely obvious that no deal has been made yet to keep this dumpshit oil insider scam going>hurrrr we almost reach a deal>durrr oopsie no deal>over and over again
>>62199205AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62199203If you do that, which I advice against, you can just as well sell covered calls against it
>>62199205>20% downOn what?
>>62199183AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62199199i made my yearly salary today. you should keep your job.
>>62198761>I think If I can just 10x it 10 times and then 2x it, I'll be goldenno you need a 2x then a 10x to make it.
TRUMP DO SOMETHING. DAVID SOXL SAVE MY CALLS
>>62199211When are people going to realize it's all part of the plan>say you are doing a peace deal>during the break you place the military for the next strike >Attack because Iran breaks the peace deal>rinse and repeat until Iran is destroyed through peace deals
>>62199216arm fucking arm legg nigger Aaaaaaa>>62199212aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaAaaAa
>>62199197It was a shitpost
>>62199195Standard Chartered outperformed Nvidia.
>>62199036Basically everything. Every industry will have and use AI, tremendously increasing productivity. Pick one that no one has even started analyzing yet. Like farming or tourism or something, idk.
>>62199220your foolio is only $800k and you are +18% in one day? What are you gambling on and how much?
>>62199229It keeps getting reposted a lot. I guess it's pretty much a meme.
>>62199228it's so tiresome
>>62199237Yes, it was forced and then took offSomeone even posted to reddit once last year
>>62199220Why do people deal in the real world? It's not even simply due to lack of funds, most people with spare cash either do nothing with it or blow it on holidays and cars. I have a friend with 200k and I keep telling him to just quit his min wage job and trade full time but he isn't interested.
Remember kids, in times of conflict tungsten is your friend.
>>62198696+5%WTFWTFWTF :D :D
why the fuck are you guys panicking? -3% AH after a +15% day? How greedy can you be? You guys are fucking degenerates
I WILL SELL EVERYTHING TOMORROW PLEASE LET IT BE GREEN JUST TOMORROW THEN CAN DUMP TO HELL BUT LET IT BE GREEN JUST TOMORROW, PLEASE
>>62199243>redditThen it's probably a Jeffrey Epstein/Ghislaine Maxwell psyops
>>62199254PLEASE TRUMP PLEASE DAVID JUST ONE MORE TRADING SESSION . I WILL SELL MY CALLS JUST ONE MORE GREEN DAY JUST LET ME SELLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62199254judging by the dingposts here and the after hours viciousness, it's not, and some people are going to blow up
>>62199261Who is David?
>>62199253We want to make money on top of money, Hand over Fist style. Fucking over and over again, no questions asked! I don't care how many orphans have to die to make this a reality!
>>62199254>>62199261What's your excuse for this womanly screeching?
If everyone is making money, where is the money coming from?
>>62199267owner of SOXL™
>>62199260I think the original reddit post got removed, but if I remember correctly, someone took the screenshot of the post, cropped it to remove the 4chan post header, and then posted it. I read the thread, and some redditers did try to backtest it, and I think some of the combinations were actually accurate with statistical significance, but it depended on what time of the evening you checked futures.
>>62199277most people don't invest in stocks they are consumers and they buy things from the stocks we hold
>>62199267
>>62199246Commodities are all rigged. if the price goes too high it gets dumped.
kek ARM baggies. An inferior company that makes inferior processors. Sad.
>>62199246>invest in antimoney.yeah no thanks.
>>62199277Fromw hoever you sold the stock to? You did sell the stock before declaring you "made money" right??
>>62199244>dude quit your day job and just trade your lifes savings for incomeyou dumb fuck
>>62198964You should never ever respond to that desperate schizo freak. You’re bringing this upon yourself
>>62199267My name is David SOXL. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a David SOXL. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
>>62199300They supply tungsten to the US military.>>62199295Of course but war is great for alot of these metals since munitions are inherently deflationary due to their nature.
>>62199308Based David SOXL American semiconductor psycopath CEO
>>6219930510% a year on 200k is the same as minimum wage.
>futures
This is about the time when I say “things are getting too hot” and I end up HEEMing myself as s&p will probably hit 8000
>>62199334This is clearly AI, Joe Biden was one the best and sharpest presidents we ever had. He passed the semiconductor chip bill.
How queer...
>>62199340Why was Biden bad? I disliked him because of the vax mandates but apart from that I don't remember anything bad that he did. 2023 and 2024 were pretty normal by 2020s standards.
>>6219933412 years of this buffoonery. save us aaron rodgers.red days coming, probably 2 of them, which probably means a lot of bobo fantasies this weekend, prepare mentally bullfriends.nap time so you can post without me replying for a couple hours babe, if that's what you wanted ;_;
>>62199271im leveraged to the tits
>>62199334me on the left
>>62199346Debanking, not always for justified reasons, and all that money dedicated to trannie fefes.
>deal optimism>key issueswhy do we keep falling for this
>>62199062Bro, try holding LITE.
AMD 687BNVDA 5Troom to grow bros
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62196260#p62197121OK, the insider details just dropped. So... Sandisk dropped... Because they decided to trade shares like Pokemon cards with Western Digital?
What investing strategy should an early thirties low IQ bozo who makes $50k a year (after overtime) in a LCOL area implement? Starting from zero of course, haha.Currently Roth IRA maxxing (into VOO) and will maxx it out for the year soon. Idk what to do next. Would like to do half safe investments like mag 7 and half aggressive but idk how to choose aggressive stocks.
>>62199355>why was the last president worse than the guy who crashed the market with tariffs, destroyed nato and started a war for israel, skyrocketing gas in the process?>"he supported trannies"
>>62199387market is at an all time high
is Iran actually fucked and just bluffing to try and keep more leverage in negotiations? thinking of all the red lines that they've allowed US to cross, Israel literally bulldozing Lebanon to the ground despite it being a key part of the ceasefire deal, US killing people in speedboats and boasting about their warships in the strait and they have done almost nothing in response...OR are they here holding out for as long as possible in the ceasefire status quo so that their planned return to conflict deals way more damage with oil shortages?
>>62199387The sucky part was we were finally getting to the point where we were getting a generation of decent looking trannies that grew up on hormones.
>>62199384Dividend stocks. Companies that you know in your heart will be around in 20 years.
>>62199387You didn't reply to a comment talking about Trump, tranny.
>>62199183I see nothing wrong here.t. 3 finger timmy
>>62199397
>>62198631they will be selling their holes to feed themselves while everyone got rich of AI and still be saying it's a bubble.
>>62198631>have bears ever thought, that what if AI isn't actually a bubble?I don't really care to be quite honest, I just think tsundere bobina is the superior waifu to mumu or the flat crab. I want to release my existential malaise into her furry little womb, and fall under her cycle of love bombing and sadistically belittlement as my unskilled neet ass scrapes the dregs of the job market for a job to feed our children. That little smirk she makes at me, while she sits on top of me and looks disdainfully down at me, that makes it all worth it :)
sk hynix?
>>62199396Their plan is to win the meme war.
>>62199414What? You know I'm fucking right.
Whenever I go to post a Pepe image, I have to scroll through dozens of images of Pepe with food on his headIt always makes me hungry...
So what is going on with J Pow? Stepping down and market dump on Monday?
down 3600 on oil should i just sell its only a 7.1% loss?
>>62198696I turned $50 into $668 with 1dte on QQQ
>>62199435I mean you probably got a couple more days before another historic peace deal soon tweet
>https://xcancel.com/BarakRavid/status/2052153078426567170#m>Ravid actually asshurt enough to reply to one of the meme "news" posters on twitter calling him out>the replies to his tweet itselfSTOP NOOOOOOOOTICING
>>62199439If you managed to pull that kind of growth off a few more times in a row you will be set. Keep your chin up.
>>62199441nah its clear trump wants out and he wants it now and is willing to agree to a shit deal as long as he can save face i think its time to go
KORU and EWY b4 Trump announces peace deal? Thoughts?
>>62199447Or he is doing >>62199227 and you should trust the plan faggot
>>62199450Korea is always a great bet
>>62199177yeah main reason i am out of oil this is getting ridiculous not going to FOMO into semis or anything like that but the downward pressure on oil is far to extreme >>62199456lol
No one is baking a new thread. It looks like the curse has finally been broken and this is the last /smg/ thread ever. No longer can it keep getting worse.
>>62199464The fact you are in oil instead of semis makes you a clown.
>>62199465>He thinks he isn't here forever>He thinks it can't get any worseOh anon, sweet naive anon who is a fucking idiot :)
>>62199470Stop being mean to him
>>62199397That's exactly what the GOP fears. Then they wouldn't be able to fight their urges any longer.
>>62199470Maybe the real curse was the friends we made along the way? Wait is that how it goes?
>>62199469gold seems better since oil will probably sharply fall soon
>>62199472Bunch of closet faggots
War is restarting this week and bonds will dump again, therefore will your pegged.precious gold. Bearish short-medium term.Screenshot this.
>>62199477There is gold in computer chips you fucking retard. Computer chips are the new gold as we transition out of an age of anolog technology reliant on fossil fuels when it will all be digital you dumb fuck. Might as well go live in the 3rd world with the way you think.
>>62199478Everyone has forgotten that Trump was campaigning for trans rights in 2012. IIRC he forced a beauty pageant to accept trans women. He is 100% in the closet.
>>62199480I'm running out of SSD space for all the bear "screenshot this" posts
>>62199481Analogue had more soul though.
https://x.com/i/status/2052018862128832571With news like this, I can't help but not buy more leveraged SOXL calls.
>>62199490> IIRC he forced a beauty pageant to accept trans womenThat wasn't him though that did that. He still took away trans athletes out of women's scholarships and sports. We were finally getting to a point where it was acceptable to watch men beat women in front of everyone again and it was based as fuck. I don't care if it's a mentally ill dude doing it at the end of the day but it takes balls to put women in their place.
>>62198575What's crazy to me is this board is full of people who fud LETFs, me who is cautious, and then SOXLtards who are jus like "LET'S GO BRO, GONNA SELL AND BUY WHEN IT'S BACK AT 17 AGAIN SEMIS FOREVER". Like damn bro.
>>62199495Yeah but we got to toughen up the soul now for the digital age.
3M
>>62199497if we could doomers accountable they wouldn't exist
>>62199500The SOXL bros unironically make more in the end. They don't treat a leveraged ETF as a long term hold and do the basic shit of buy low and sell high. Why would you shit on them when it clearly works?>in b4 muh theta decayWe aren't becoming less dependent on technology and computer chips but more dependent. It's really fucking retarded this was such a concern troll in the first place.
My biggest earner today was precious medals again. This shit is making me nervous. They say that that when metals goes parabolic like this....it's the beginning of the end
>>62199398I'm trying to figure out which kind of accounts I should use. I'm low income so start with Roth IRA, but then that is maxed, do a traditional 401k for retirement right? And then for medium term saving like car and house, just do HYSA?
>>62199516OH and I forgot to addend my post>and the soxltards end up being right simply because they autistically keep throwing money at it without paying attention to the fudLETFs are bad investments because of the decay, but if you're a crazy retard buying forever and have 100k invested at 60, then a 2x on soxl is 100k.
>>62199520Metals are still bombed out. We'd need like 8 weeks straight of this price action for me to get worried.
>>62199520funny metals going up is the end but high oil is a good thing? if you listen to these people you get what you get
>>62199524You think it's retail investors constantly throwing money at it that's driving it up? Ok you are retarded. If you can't see the institutional drive towards more of a digital world vs analogue then you might as well be living under a rock.
>>62199329Take it from me who used to have 250k, that shit is not sustainable. Especially if you are still on the whim of the market where you can just lose a lot of money and all you can do is just continue to sell a little bit off every time just to pay for bills and groceries. It does not matter how much you think you can passively make back.
>>62199439I turned 0 dollars into 500 on 0dte SPX puts with this one neat trick. Bobos hate me.
>>62199398That's not a bad call (I dont think?)So far I'm thinking mcdonalds, shell, pepsi and coke. They'll all be around for years still. Any others? I'm looking for very long term.
>>62199535How haven't you turned 250k into a million with so many dips and rallies?
>>62199535anytime I read about selling stocks to pay for groceries or which dream car you will buy the top is in the market will violently crash sell now bombing of Iran will commence soon
>>62199553I'm specifically talking about>dude quit your day job and just trade your lifes savings for incomeNot actively trading in the market
>>62199556My rule of thumb is whenever I hear my coworkers talk about stocks at my burger flipping job is when I need to get the fuck out.I have one coworker who is apparently making 1k a week at least trading futures and he only works 2 days a week now. I find that hard to believe myself though
>>62199561Unfortunately, 250k is not enough to quit your day job. You need enough money to live off of dividends or to the point where you can set up your own trust...That being said eventually coca cola and microsoft bonds will be worth more than the bonds of any country as countries become more insolvent.
>>62199572yep same heard my coworker talk about stocks the Iran war broke out <1 week later market dumped for weeks
>>62199572>I have one coworker who is apparently making 1k a week at least trading futures>I find that hard to believe myself thoughYou should because people over brag about their successes and stay quiet about their failures yet at the same time that isn't that crazy at all in this day and age. How old are you? Have you done options at all?
>>62199556We have been bombing Iran already. Eventually people become decentized to this stuff.
>>62199589ceasefire. the market has dumped several times already on fake news of the war resuming. ceasefire ends the market dumps instantly.
>>62199581I'm an old man with no prior work experience living off of my inheritance and the 2020-22 bear markets combined with the bond market fucked my mutual funds to the point where I needed to find some kind of minimum wage job just to stay afloat and not have to rely so much on it anymore. I never want to mess with option, too risky for my taste and I'm not a smart man nor a lucky one.
>>62199610It's kind of a shame but you will get left in the dust or blind sighted by what's to come simply because you are afraid to learn new things or develop different habits. The world is becoming more and more like a casino.
>every market is now pumpingwe are in a bull market now aren't we? fuuuuuck is the dip buying over already? what do i do with my dip buying money?
>>62199717wait for a dip
>>62199717I bought oil. Maybe a mistake, maybe next dip I'll have extra to buy with
>محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf>@mb_ghalibaf·3h>Operation Trust Me Bro failed. Now back to routine with Operation Fauxios.
>>62199522If your employer will match your 401k contributions prioritize maxing that first, but yes ideally try to max Roth/401k. Make sure you have some sort of emergency fund.
>>62199731sorry im not a retard, i was trying to talk to humans not oil baggies
jesus
>>62200059>oil baggiesI'm no oil baggy, it's the first time I've ever bought oil. It's already up a whopping 1c
>>62199531SOXL isn't going up because of retail investors you fucking idiot, it's an ETF on the underlying SOXX.calls me retardedDoesn't even know what he's fucking investing inIronic, the exact kind of 'lucky idiot with 100k into 200k' I was talking about.
>>62200255I'm not saying SOXL directly goes up because of institutional investment you dumb fuck. Notice I fucking said the institutional push towards tech you massive fucking retard.
