fertilizer edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious >>62200312
bros David Axios is getting absolutely flamed on xitter right now. Normies have basically found out all the fake peace agreements the past weeks to pump the markets have all come from one single jew at axios all along. Is it no longer safe to assume axios will pump my bags?
I'm an evil smigger
My Twatter timeline is not just "some" bears, it's ALL bears. Literally not a single bull post.That's bullish btw.
>>62201030>Trump says he stopped Operation Freedom because a peace deal with Iran is imminent>Oil tanks>News comes out that Operation Freedom was actually halted because Saudi Arabia prevented the US from using its air space and bases which the US needs to carry out the operation>Oil is still going lower>Peace deal is actually just to see if Iran will agree to memorandum of understanding of which several different versions exist and Trump himself has said there will be no in person talks with Iran any time soon>Axios themselves have posted several different possible deals, one being Iran to stop enrichment for 12 years, one in which they stop it for five years, one in which Iran keeps their enriched uranium, one in which Iran hands over its enriched uranium>Axios did this exact same thing nearly a month ago when the US and Iran met in person in Pakistan>Oil never recovers to its original highs but keeps creating new lower lows
>>62201030Took them long enough.
Silverchuds, we are retvrned.
>CELH report
Why are we red
>>62201050USD is getting slaughtered by the supposed peace deal, gold is also up as a result as well
>>62201050why didnt i buy more FUCKKKKKKKKKKi chicked out
Going on an incel walk soon to ponder the consequences
>>62201042The entire world sees it is wrong but the market just keeps going. Someone will go to jail for this in a decade or so.
I woke up and SOXL was red. Wtf
>tech dumping >bought the top againkill me now!!
its over
bobo wins
>>62201059I hold physical. The paper "silver" market is totally manipulated.
>>6220106270 minutes before the Axios article there was a $920 million short on oil
WHY IS IT GOING DOWN
Time to buy puts?
>>62201069Because when you have a historic day, people tend to take profit the day after, duh
>>62201062There is nothing wrong with what's going on. Literally nothing burger
>>62201067>silverIt's possible Jane Street is going to dump us one more time so they can buy cheap paper silver at $55.
> futures
>>62201069Blow off top incumen.
>>62201076That's why I stay away from the paper market. They have been rugging it for months
>>62201069It's so over SOXL sisters. I bought the top.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WALTER BLOOMBERG SAVE ME
missed generational AMD runit was kinda obvious in hindsightwhat to do now?
>>62201074Don't you have a column to write Barak?
>>62201080We'll know soon enough. If gold doesn't get back above $5000 and silver above $85, and it starts to turn back, going for one more dipperino
Hope you people have gone cash
>>62201074What do you mean? Before these articles and Trump posts a select group of people make large oil shorts and/or calls and make billions from it, they made at least $125 million from this latest Axios article
>>62201062>Someone will go to jail for this
>>62201085Suck my dick you faggot. Wake me up when something happens and I might write to your mom about it. If SOXL doesn't moonshot again today I'm fucking killing myself and leaving this gay earth anyway.
>>62201090I didn't say the right someone, but someone will.
We have to keep going up. The Mr. Bobo avatartranny can't win.
>>62201083Precious metals. Either one more dip or this is it. And if this is it, we're going to $6500 gold and $180 silver pretty quick... then evaluate state of things heading into late summer or fall
You ready for companies to only post their earnings twice a year?
>>62201095good point now I believe it
>>62201088It could have been for national security reasons. Protecting Bessent's shorts is the right move.
>>62201088Hey retard, people make bets all the time. If this were happening the SEC would step in.
>>62201094>I'm fucking killing myself and leaving this gay earth anyway.Usually I'd offer words of support but you are rude so I don't rightly care.
>>62201101>We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoingKill yourself
>>62201098what is the point of this?
>>62201102Thanks Anon, no one has ever been as supportive of me as you before. Because of your kind words I will continue to live.
>>62201105They aren't part of the SEC you retard. This isn't Bernie Madoff you retard.
>>62201098Seems like a good idea. Would create less volatility
>>62201106Less transparency is good for the company but bad for the shareholder
>>62201108No they aren't, but the head of the SEC is part of the Trump admin you dumb cunt
>>62201099It will be like the libor rate back in the GFC. Banks hiding their shit by manipulating interbank lending rates. It was an open secret that everyone could see but it was years later a few scapegoats got canned for it.
>read the candles>look at the volume>based your buys off the charts>dont yolo in like a retard>green vertical linesyoloing like a retard would've made me massive gains instead of following the fundamentals. and then when we finally get a new star fox, it's the remake of that shitty wii-u game barely anybody played.
>>62201108The SEC is just a revolving door for high financiers, politicians and other connected charlatans and spivs all covering and legislating for each other.
>>62201109How is less transparency for the shareholder a good idea? Also there's no reason to believe there would be less volatility, if anything the gap in reporting could lead to different outcomes than reported guidance 6 months prior leading to more volatility
>>62201113Pfft, that doesn't mean anything. The SEC still has their oath to uphold. According to you the system would have to be so corrupt we would be living in a bandana republic by now. This is just pure TDS brainrot taking over.
>>62201120>At the time of his appointment to the SEC, Atkins owned $6 million worth of holdings in crypto-related businesses. During his confirmation, he pledged to divest from these crypto-related businesses. He has since then filed paperwork listing millions dollars worth of investments he sold, but those lists did not include the crypto-related businesses. During his time at the SEC, the SEC has dropped or settled numerous lawsuits with cryptocurrency companies and adopted a lax regulatory approach to cryptocurrency.This is the guy changing it so companies only have to report twice a year
>>62201030The truth is axios was never relevant.Technicals indicated we were going to have at least one more big retard pump before the end of may, with possible extensions.Maybe a specific sector like oil is getting yanked around by headlines. But the market at large doesn’t give a fuck.
>>62201122See >>62201124
>>62201121Companies can be more long term and they don’t have to constantly lower expectations just so that they can beat those expectations 4 times a year.
>>62201129Sure thing, companies are going to set a higher bar and risk stock prices falling
>>62201069>>62201064>>62201063Mother of God ...
Reminder that Trump is visiting Xi in China next week and wants to have a solution in place soon.
>>62201125trueit doesn't matter who the chud is reporting or what he was saying, the market was going to double giga pump april/may like this regardless.powerful people need the indeces to be as high as possible by SpaceX IPO for the next drop
where are the fundementals?literally unbuyable chart lolthis shit needs to be down 10% minimum to be kinda buyable
How about we stop crabbing at ATH in completely overbought conditions and just dump
>>62201140Because money printer goes BRRRRRRRRR
>>62201136>Washington has presented a one-page memorandum of understanding that would gradually reopen the Strait of Hormuz and lift the American blockade on Iranian ports, according to a person familiar with the measure, who asked not to be identified discussing sensitive information. Detailed negotiations over Iran’s nuclear program would come later in the process, the person said, adding that nothing has yet been agreed upon.His only concern now is opening the strait, he will pretend like the enriched uranium doesn't exist and make out like the entire war was about the opening the Strait of Hormuz
Oil is still down, only because of Pakisources, lmao
sandisk has PE ratio of 48lol?and I am supposed to believe MU is supposed to sit at sub 10 PE?
Should we start panicking over hentaivirus yet?
We are going further
>>62201136Reminder that Iran is well aware of that and will use it to their own advantage.
>>62201144Iran isn't going to drop control or their toll so he better get a LOT more troops and equipment there quickly.
>>62201105>>62201088There’s nothing wrong with winningThat’s only something a loser would say
>>62201152No but it's something to keep an eye on. It's not acting the way it usually does and there's enough smoke to think there could be fire.
>>62201153>We are going further
>>62201109>frequent flow of information doesn't lead to smoother price action>less transparency is good actuallysmigger moment
>>62201127He still has to list what he is selling though.
>>62201152it happens all the time, its only on the news because of it being in a ship affecting whites for once and not thirdies
Pardon me if i sound a little antisemetic, but isn’t the Israeli stock market mainly just tech outside of finance? And thus hugely exposed to AI disruption?It’s the same problem with Palantir.A completely software dependent company that has huge AI exposure, but isn’t getting discounted for it. Abode’s getting a big discount from it and they aren’t even being attacked that directly.Meanwhile data analytics and cybersecurity just keep setting records with AI but none of the stocks exposed to that seem to be going down much.What gives?
>>62201167It's not supposed to be human-to-human transmissible, but apparently this strain is.
Trump just posted the Apple ticker. Guess today will be green.
Nokiasisters? I'm getting worried because last day we didn't pump like the rest of tech.
>>62201174What does Nokia do now? They don't have the brad anymore.Are they building AI data centers?
sources tell me we may or may not go further
>>62201173it looks like an apple.com boomer redirect link to yahoo stocks showing the dow jonesmaybe gonna be another 50,000 cross
>IONQ posts brutally positive revenue>dumpsSo, earnings is basically signal to sell, from now on? Every earnings is the same, except for AMD
HOW THE FUCK COULD DAVID SOXL LET THIS HAPPEN?!
>>62201182Pakistani sources? >>62200712
Last time I asked a whacky question like this I got a pretty solid response.Is OPEC just a dated and useless organization?
>>62201167If the contact cases are confirmed then it's in France, Spain, Netherlands, canary isles, South Africa, USA, UK, Singapore, Switzerland and Argentina so far. Those are suspected cases. Could be unrelated but it's far more than a few boomers on a boat. They let them get off. One died in the airport in Johannesburg. That was a week ago and now two people from the plane are in hospital. One is a stewardess who has been on quite a few other flights since then. Until testing confirms the virus it's a nothing burger but if they do......It will make COVID look like a tea party.
>>62201191OPEC is just struggling to work around this Iran shit because they are retards.
>>62201180Yes, fiber and connections for datacenters.
>>62201195what stock to make gains from this?
>>62201171It's confirmed as Andes strain which is human to human transmissible but it's supposed to be very difficult. Close contact type transmission. If it is then it's nothing. Problem is there's suspected cases popping up everywhere (there shouldn't be) and they are weeks behind in contact tracing due to long incubation period. (Weeks)
PLEASE BE GREEEN PLEASEEEE BEEEE GREEAAAAN I WILL SELL FOR SURE PLEASE JUST TODAY LET ME SELL ON GREEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62201195>it will make COVID look like a tea partyWho says gay shit like this and tries to be ominous? A fucking faggot wrote this concern troll shit.
>>62201199The same as did well in COVID I'd imagine. Pharma. Medical protective gear etc. Shorting airlines and cruise lines. Still far too early though. Waiting for test results on suspected cases. They've had a guy in France two days with zero news on test results yet. There's a W.H.O. call at 1500 cest.
>>62201202We can only hope it mutates and becomes the new black death that wipes out at least 75% of the world's population
>>62201205anon are you okay bro?
>>62201205Shut the fuck up you retard. I consistently lay out the facts and repeatedly said it's a nothing burger until confirmation otherwise.Wind your fucking neck in you daft little ponce.
>>62201211They aren't doing a COVID repeat, there is no point because people that took the vaccine are going to get cancer and die anyway.
>>62201213At least zoomers might be able to get a job then.
>>62201214not him but i am not ok broi want to kill myself and jew insects
>>62201125>technicals indicateOh? I'm sure you made a lot huh.
>>62201040your timeline is unironically correlated to what you're lookin for, if you look for bulls you will only get bulls.
>>62201214Yeah just having a tea party bro>>62201217Shut up and have your little tea party concern troll. There are so many random infections that spread across country and only 3 people have died but this is supposed to make COVID look like a "tea party." The random Chinese dropping on the ground was a Chinese psyop in the first place and concern trolls like you bought it and put a retard and liar like Fauci in charge. I remember people during COVID even defending Fauci in the beginning even though he totally fucked up the HIV outbreak on purpose and was getting people killed with shitty ass pharma meds.
>>62201097>gdxu already up 33%Always the freshest info from /biz/.
whoa it's sure negative in here. looks like some of you have been reading the news. better to read horoscopes as far as investing is concerned but anyways buy dips.
>>62201117>yoloing like a retard would've made me massive gains instead of following the fundamentals. and then when we finally get a new star fox, it's the remake of that shitty wii-u game barely anybody played.yeahStill reeling from the fact every time I've missed my entry or exit over the last 2 years, it's always when I'm drinking. Nothing happens when I'm sober.
>>62201150I honestly hope the bearfaggots are right (probably not) and MU drops back to 480 or whatever kek. SoI can slurp and ride to 1500.
Seeing my oil holdings is making me want to puke. I feel physically ill.
We reached the MA20 on the 30min chart. Either we pump or it's over.
>>62201224/smg/ is full of retards spouting nonsense. its the main reason i come here.
>>62201229Never wore a mask, never got vaccinated (and I was in the priority group due to chronic illness) never stopped going out and never paid attention to any of the rules during COVID. Like I said, wind your retarded fucking neck in you daft little ponce.
What a desperate ass threadAnd I thought I was mad I missed 150,000 in gains that could have bought me a vacation with my e-girlfriend.
>>62201117>like a retardI am all in on AI *BECAUSE* I have to an autistic depth informed myself about the fundamentals of the AI supplier companies.>star foxKEK the other thread from /v/ I have open is bleeding over into this one
>>62201236Iran will reject the deal and it will pick up again.
>>62201238I just think it's funny it's>max bear>max bull>guys pretending they always knew where the market was going, now that it's gone there and they don't have to prove their work
>>62201195>It will make COVID look like a tea partyIs that you Bill Gates? *Shorts msft out of spite*
>>62201239Too bad you could never lay off the tea parties and concern trolling you drama queen. Holy shit, if a virus is so bad at least have a higher mortality rate or debilating symptoms and injuries from it. This is such dumb shit to post over and promote a psyop algorithm for. I hope you didn't catch an autoimmune disease from one of your "tea parties" and now have to live like Freddie Mercury. If everything you wrote is even remotely true you should feel ashamed to fall for the same shit twice.
Good read>https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/thirty-individuals-charged-global-insider-trading-scheme-netting-tens-millions-illicit
>>62201030>Normies have basically found out all the fake peace agreements the past weeks to pump the marketsDid Axios ever contradict Trump, or did Trump ever say Axios was fake news? I think not.
so, will MU ever go below 600 let alone 650?earnings are next month not sure to hop in at these levels or wait after earnings which might rip further
>>62201183Dow Jones hasn’t even been doing that well this year never mind Industrial Average.
>>62201248>>62201247Do you people struggle with the concept of 'if'Yes, IF it turns out this is already transmitting in the countries suspected then it's going to be very, very bad. IF! Fucking mongoloid spastics.
>>62201248>Holy shit, if a virus is so bad at least have a higher mortality rate or debilating symptoms and injuries from it.
>>62201236Should've sold, regardless of the reality when a single news article or post can tank the market 10% despite it not being true and in the process create a new lower high then it's clear sign you shouldn't be investing in it, I can actually see oil going back to its prewar price despite the war not ending just because of repeated articles about how a peace deal is imminent
>Berkshire increases their shares in the Japanese trading houses Sumitomo and Marubeni to over 10% Why do Buffett and his successor have such high hopes for Japan? What do they know that the rest of us doesn’t?
>all positions greencan we dump so I can buy more?
>>62201224I have, but i don’t ever post my financials, especially not here.
>>62201256AI capex this year is forecast at $700 billion to $800 billion with the same if not more next year, there's still more run up for MU and the rest
>>62201264>Warren Buffett’s investment in Japan has been highly successful, yielding over $24 billion in gains by early 2026. He identified severe undervaluation, with trading houses (sogo shosha) trading below book value and offering high dividends, similar to his traditional value-investing criteria. His investments are concentrated in five major trading houses: Itochu, Marubeni, Mitsubishi, Mitsui, and Sumitomo, with stakes around 10% each
Just fomo'd 25% of my portfolio into uranium miner indexes. We're going to make it bros!
>>62201266A wise man. Gib tickers.
You just know it will be a complete fuckin grind today.
>>62201265every postion i have is redfuck you bastard nigger shit
>>62201237Pumped on it
>>62201265Fucking bitch fuck your mother!
Will today be a proverbial "tea party" in the AI/tech sector, /smg/?
Dustless Computer!
>>62201271You think Berkshire is a good buy right now or should I wait until some economic downturn? I know they do best during bad times and seems we’re not quite there yet
WHY IS IT ALLWAYS DUMPING AFTER I BUY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62201272redpill me on it and i might go all in. sprott any good?
>>62201285I'm not your advisor little gup, be your own fish
trading is so stressfulam I supposed to slurp more SOXL or SNDK today? obviously both but which to get morehow am I supposed to know now which one will be +12% tomorrow and which will only be +8%?
$1.1m total, been selling TQQQ and SOXL to buy QLD, USD and SSO. $250k cash. Do I deploy all or DCA?
>>62201274Unironically, GOOG AMD and MU.
>>62201291There's a new memory ETF with different memory stocks, just over a month old and already up 75%
>>62201294when i find myself in that situation i usually DCA but have a plan to deploy more if certain drawdown thresholds are hit in the market. its not optimal (can't predict the future) but just having a plan lets me sleep at night
>>62201164what other posting kings are there?The Schizo King springs immediately to mind for me
I'm boughtenating moderna on the assumption this is not a nothingburger. This is financial advice.
MU stock split will give it a second wind on this bull run
>>62201295Like a knife to the liver. I sold my AMD on march 23nd
Silver
today is my best day ever on the stock market. I'm up like 4%
brent goes below 95$ I'll DCA
It's over.
>>62201098official gamestopping of companies>no forward guidance at this timekeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
>Pakistani Foreign Ministry: We expect the United States and Iran to reach an agreement at the earliest possible time>Pakistan's Foreign Ministry: We hope to reach a peaceful and sustainable solution and remain optimistic #AlArabiya_BreakingYo, insane shitposting coalition between Arabia and Pakistan
>>62201305This will make the cost per call contract cheaper
>>62201298Reeee but it's not leveraged
>>62201317>ArabiaBut you just posted stuff from Pakistan?
>>62201319It gives access to SK Hynix and Samsung, so you don't need to invest in the Korea ETF while also getting access to MU, SNDK, Seagate and WD
I have 1 (one) share of Sandisk that's being cockblocked by Trade Republic that I got after the split from Western DigitalDo you think they'll keep cockblocking me for long?
>>62201319going all in on margin is probably not a bad idea
>>62201324The rest of the Korean economy is booming as well. It's honestly intelligent to reduce the memory beta a bit.
What's the David Pakixios news this time? I'm tired
>JUST IN: South Korea officially surpasses Canada as the world's 7th largest stock market.
>>62201335Nothing yet today. Keeping it for US open I think.
>I did it biz>I pivoted most of my holdings into a S&P 500 mutual fund.>I miss the gamble>I miss the thrill >Now all I have are steady gains.
>>62201320>#AlArabiya
(NOW)
>>62201264Since Warren started investing in Japan, the Nikkei went fro 30 000pts to 60 000pts. In a year. just sayin'.>He thought old grandpa Warren was finishedlol. lmao.Right now BRK is getting rekt exactly like in 1999, when he was supposedly finished. It's poetry, it rhymes.
>>62201339based. now build up a second bank stack to do cool plays with while still feeding money into the fund
>>62201339do you regret it?
GYM!!!!!!!!!!
>>62201336>much bigger pop>much more relevant and high tech economyBeyond justifiedIf anything, Canuckistan should shrink
>>62201345A god among men
>>62201357>Stock market is forward looking, caring about decades ahead>South Korean population will plummet in the decades ahead>South Korean stock market is rapidly gainingSomething doesn't add up, it's almost like the market only cares about the future when the prediction is positive
Put another 1k EUR into VUAAHumble europoor here
>everytime I buy back into broad index it dumps or crabs>whenever I sell it stops crabbing and pumpsYesterday I bought again but I'm also holding oil. Let's see how they fuck me this timeinb4 both the market and oil dump
>>62201260>>62201262You aren't a serious person worth responding seriously to. No one buys your fake and gay psyops.
Ool niggers got taken behind the woodshed.
>>62201388true
babe apparently he's gonna be back soon we don't have much timehttps://youtu.be/X3asZoSSqOs?si=pu9SzHfqIs2tVNDT
>>62201378Nice, I'm hitting the Uranium and Lithium stocks for now and putting money in this bitch later.
I really want to buy more oil stocks, talk me out of it
bubble shmubble
Is turning 10k into 50k in six years good?
White Kid 100 Days Gym 1 Shower!
>>62201383Luckily, I care not a jot what you think. So go fuck your mother. (I would but she's a minger)
>>62201379just tell us next time you're going to sell so i know when to buy calls
>He isn't accumulating GRRR before the fireside chat in 2 hours
>>62201410is it time to buy BROS bros?
>>62201419i am investing many lakhs in grrr they are very good sir
reminder, last chance to get out of rocketlab and coreweave
>>62201420GRRR Sirrr
>>62201398if you arent 10xing annually what are you even doing
sold my friday expiration soxl calls at close yesterday and prayed for the dipmy bad for the gap down soxl chadsit was divine intervention
>>62201427Why and what about ASTS?
>>62201396It's time to move on, memory stoks/ DRAM etf is the new trend
Beer Store!!!!
>>62201432>ASTSliteral gambling stockalso probably pumps todaywill be 77-80s range before earnings on monday
what's going to happen on open?
>>62201440Crab
SPX?SPY?Need easy fat cash today
AAPL really finna run it up today. I wouldn't have sold covered calls earlier this week if I knew they had earnings today fuck!
Oil is almsot back to $89, lmao OIL baggies
>>62201440Crab followed by a Friday pump
...will stocks go up again today?
>>62201444Earnings was last thrusday
HERTZ earningsWe gonna get HERTor do the HERT'ing
I should've bought more PL.
>>62201433yeah go blow that top off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvtJPs8IDgUOOOOOHHHHHHH BOP BOP BOPOOOOOHHHHHHH BOP BOP BOP
>>62201446source?
SHMAXIOS
>>62201456Dammit!I thought it was that NEVA GONNA GET IT song.
>>62201307Based
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Wait why red
>>62201466go go go go go go
Look, they are acting as if they'd dump it
GREEN DILDO OF FREEDOM RIGHT UP YOUR ASS
code fake red, giga pump starts within 1 hour
>>62201466based
>>62201446https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13782794&tags=skuddbutt+feet
>>62201466Based
>GAUZ up 20%Should I sell? Only down 2% now lel
>>62201484Cute!
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c
>>62201493cute
dear AMD, please stay above $400. thank you.
prepare for the minecraft geyser pump
no
>>62201486South Korea also sold Iranian assets that were frozen due to sanctions.
AXIOS HELP US
>>62201491it will it's earned it's position, unlike intel another woke failure
>THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO BUY GRRR under $20 SIRRR
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!
mouse virus is being pushed as a means to ease up on oil demand
SHAK -28% rip
>>62201295>trust me bro my tickers are just the 3 most popular after sndk on /biz/Wow you really know how ot pick em.
NOOOO KOREA ETF RED TODAY
>TFW constantly ridiculed for providing Alpha to my smiggers whomst I love dearly :3Its ok, I can take it. I just don't want to be the only gorillionaire here. ;_;
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62201512/smg/ bears dont buy tech. they are luddites.
>>62201512Doesn't matter, your average probably is 17
>>62201501CUTE
>>62201512You probably bought 6 months ago, who cares?
Probably will uh "pump" higher todayDollar shitcoin continues its swan dive off a cliff.
>>62201512Zoom out
this market crash hurts almost as bad as my ugly gf dumping me because i couldn't orgasm with her
SOXLASS
HELP ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTFWT
>>62201512post your positions with acquisition price, little buddy ;)
>>62201501>serikangmi
>>62201511bummer, I wanted another +10% today
>SOXX -2%>NDX still slightly green>even though SOXX is now a huge part of NDX due to higher mcap of all the chiptranniesYeah, ok
buy dip
>Dow Jones open with i think it was 1,58%>now it’s 0,07%SELL SELL SELL BEFORE YOU LOSE EVERYTHING
>>62201450How embarrassing. I shouldn't have relied on AI to edit my calendar. Thanks.
>tfw i sold my oil longs too soon
>>62201512do not worry sir they are pakistani dalitstoo stupid to do the needful
>>62201520>>62201524>>62201537pointless posts. you ignored him at 11 12 13 14 etc. just get over it vs these replies lol.
Sell everything.
>>62201545For whatever reason the Dow loves to do these spikes into dumps, more than SPX and NDX.
>>62201545
>/biz/ tried to get me to get out of SaaS and sell (NOW) every time I brought it upShows you what you knows
Before you post FUD remember there is not problem that currency debasement cant fix.
datadog up 30%
>>62201481GAUZ is gonna go KING RAMSEEEEESTHE MAN IN GAUZTHE MAN IN GAUZ>KING RAMSEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
i know it's early, but i'm calling today for the bulls.
POOOOOOOOOOOOMP IT
>>62201539What the fuck is a serika, and what makes you think I haven't already made it boss?
>>62201548at least you didn't blow up your account on oil longs (multiple times)
>Oklo going up and down like a shitcoinIs it too much to ask for a little stability?
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ>OFFICIAL THREAD THEME: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
>>62201550I'm still -20% on my GRRR position that I bought on my paper account when that jeet first started shilling it just to keep track of it. Shut your bitch ass up
MU RECOOOOOOOOOVERING
>>62201575>buing a jeetpanythank for doings of the needful sirmake sure to buy more microsoft and cognizant
>>62201576MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>62201575>He didn't average down >On a paper accountNeverGorillaMake It
>>62201579I am 100% sure you dont invest and dont know what a paper account is
Still time to slurp up some more in the Berkshire dip?
MSFT +2.5% slow and steady
>>62201583Losers average losers, and winners aren't losers boss.
>>62201569wykyk
>>62201586if you are bullish on railroads and insurance sure. probably cant lose money.
GOVX still pumping. I had this ticker saved in my biomeme watchlist but I don't remember why.
>>62201587>t. pajeet
>>62201584I am 100% sure you're too broke for a real account ranjeep
>>62201594>jeetthat's obviously jeb
>>62201562Was considering them yesterday.There's just too much good stuff and I have too little capital.
>>62201594its in your 401k if you have one
>>62201586Berkshire is only relevant if you literally live in the year 1986.
>>62201379>inb4 both the market and oil dumpAAAA
>>62201572>at least you didn't blow up your account on oil longs (multiple times)TOTAL CONSIOUSNESS
>>62201603it's a good counterpoint to my natural tendency for tech degeneracyfull porting it'd be dumb tho
>>62201600i'm europoor anon
>>62201603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
Fucking defence stocks are killing me. Bae down almost 5% today and just broke £20 support. RTX going straight down from open. I'm baggie now.
>>62201466>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>62201609well if you have any broad US market exposure its in there. good luck.
>30 minutes into market>soxl still redi guess i am buying more
>>62201611Welcome to the community! Interested in some cope DD?
oh good we're pumping a lil bit again
GIVE ME ALL YOUR MAKO
>>62201610I love Moolennialcore music
Just insane how some Axios and Pakistani headlines manage to crash oil like this
I lost an ARM
>>62201625>Fake news moves fake marketsWhat is there not to understand?
>>62201623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YuSg4mts9E
>>62201620I'll take a pint of your strongest cope please.
>>62201592Seems like safe bets and their Japan play is working out.>>62201603I wish>>62201608I’m like 9k in them right now. Which is maybe 15% of my portfolio. Dunno if I want to invest more. They’ve had like a year of zero growth so I’m assuming they’ll soon make some plays so probably a good time to invest more is what I’m thinking. But maybe I’ll stay cash with whatever I was planning on putting in
Yaaaayyyy!!!!!!
Little pamps in the QQQ
who's slurping coffee with me?
NVDA MOASS you have 30 minutes for the rest of your lives!!!!!
>>62201641I'm at my 4th cup today
>plnt -40%this is a national disgrace and i'm not going to pretend it's not. i saw a 350 lb homeless man today begging for breakfast money
>>62201466It's time
I have $20,000 just laying around in a high-yield savings account. Should I put it all in Berkshire? I think we're getting close to crash, and that's when Berkshire shines.
>>62201648thanks for pumping my bags anon! keep drinking
>>62201654>high yield>berkshireits the same thing at this point atm
>>62201654They really did call Drumpfs 2025 April tariff TACO. How did they manage that?
>>62201629A bit too fake for its own good
Correct me if im wrong but does GAUZ have an 8m mkt cap?
again.... wtfwt?!
>>62201666Nyes, meaning 20 smiggers could come together and buy the company.
>>62201661>its the same thing at this pointProbably won't be when shit hits then fan though.
Just sold my TSLA for a nice profit, where should I move it?
>>62201676DRAM
So, why dump?Thurs good day, no dump fuck you!
kevins new datacenter is pretty big
>>62201677I don't think the Armenian economy is going to be booming.
>>62201676the answer is always soxl
OOOoooOOO
Too soon to start slurping Sony for the eventual PlayStation 6 announcement? Announcement that they’ve started working on it that is.
>>62201680Funny jokerino, but I meant the ETF
Umm, bearsisters? Why is tech and semis suddenly recoooovering?
Holy shit silver
>Iran Foreign Minister Araghchi Did Not Go To Islamabad On Return From China – TasnimAAAH PAKISTANIS YOU HAVE TO COUNTER, SAY HE WAS THERE
>>62201692It doesn't matter. Iran is losing 500B daily with the strait closed. This is their war to end.
>>62201695Million*
Robinhood!
>>62201697Trillion*
>>62201695>>62201697When your using propaganda numbers in the first place what's the difference?
>>62201645i made 500 federal reserve notes with this tip, thanks 1pbtid fren.
Now is a really good time to buy PBR
>>62201695Iran can tolerate the pain longer than Trump and Bibi can stay in office.
SILBER
AAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE
Oh shit guys. Apparently there is another pandemic. This time it's Hentai Virus. We're all going to die, and Trump is going to have to crash the economy and lock everything down, or we're all going to die again boss.
>>62201717sure but what makes them think the next guy is gonna tolerate them tolling the strait?
>>62201224you took my fucking screenshot you fag. For what? To argue against somebody and imply you know what you’re doing? Fuck you
>>62201708Try responding without sounding mad. https://www.iranintl.com/en/202604135100
>>62201728Yeah fuck that guy, fuck that guy in his stupid ass, boss.
feels weird seeing semis up a gazilion percent and going on the catalog and anons are talking about fucking chainlink
>>62201722SILVER
>>62201717Iran already blinked by showing up to the negotiation and the next guy is probably gonna be Rubio. He'll tighten the screws and won't even have the difficulty of Trump constantly sticking his foot on his mouth.
>>62201725that's really sad, but...Is we getting another stimmy?
>>62201728that's exactly what he did and it's based
imma buy some BAKA.L
>>62201725you told me yesterday I was wrong because I pointed out an inverse OIL etf didnt split despite hitting 99 cents
>>62201734I'm convinced all crypto discussions at this point are jam boys and their bots. Nobody could tolerate that amount of suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-K0CdgxzyQthe youth latest stand against investment deal chads is but a whimpergayer than occupy in every way. zoomies are not ngmi forever, say goodbye to all your jobs
>>62201746It takes a week before those reverse split retard.
>>62201725I just sat through an hour long WHO briefing. Still not a happening yet but it's got some promise. What they didn't say spoke volumes.
WOW, what a market!
>>62201758>>62201758>>62201758>>62201758
>>62201738>the next guy is probably gonna be Rubio
>>62201751its been over a week and they still haven't made an announcement if there isn't one by friday, im calling my jewish lawyer "boss"
>>62201724FUCK YOUWHY ISN'T SPY 750!!!!
>>62201729>Literal propaganda outletlol
>>62201786Counter the claim then. Where are they exporting oil when they can't pass the blockade?
