Trying to withstand Sergs piercing gaze is like trying to stare into the heart of the Sun at noon. His hydraulic press of a handshake crushes your hand, audible bone cracks reverberate deep in the onlookers' souls. You feel compelled to KNEEL. You feel your body contort and twist itself into a posture which screams submission. You try to cope smile but all you manage to achieve is a grimace of torment. You pray for the photographer to finally take the photo so you can flee in shame, but every second stretches into infinity. Sergs tungsten fingers clamp your hand with an unabating force like a bear trap. You feel like your soul is going to leave your body any moment while he is casually finishing his DoorDash order with his other hand. Finally, you hear the camera's shutter close. You collapse out of exhaustion. You are free to go. You have survived the Oracle Stare. You go home and convert your entire net worth into Chain Link tokens.
>>62201023>trusting a fat Slavshit with your moneylel
>>62201029The fundamentals haven't changed and Link is more bullish than ever. This is our year.
>>62201023Nice OC, OP
>>62201023.ore like Sir GAY AHAHAHAHA
>>62201023Sungazing is actually good for you. Remember: don't give your money to kikes.
>>62201023Ahahah brilliant, thanks for the laughs
>>62201023>while he is casually finishing his DoorDash order with his other hand.my fucking sides
are we all just gonna pretend like bitcoin doesn't control link and this market isn't fake and gay? Will sergey and co just dump satoshi wallets into link or shall the farce continue until eschaton?
>>62201156trollgey
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>>62201046Why use the color gold for the dude and not matrix green? lol. Just buy gold instead of intangible and unbacked digits on a screen man... It's really that simple.
they must be glad they went with the extra large chairs
