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PRAY FOR NOK
>>62202383>not using link filtersNgmi
>>62202383=D
>>62202386What
Why the fuck is O down
do I buy sndk, MU or STX?want to hold long, not sure which is smartest?I assume MU due to it being more scarce (HBM)?
I am bagholding sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
I like how GameStop baggies thought they were getting eBay but now eBay is MOASSing without them LMAO
Silverstein Shekelberg made a lot of money today
Silver
>>62202393There's a memory ETF now called DRAM
I panic solded everything thinking that boomers were buying this hamsavirus psyop shit again. Covid all over again.Anyway...time to buy dips I guess.
>>62202395>-1%
Which blue chip is the next to split?
What is happening to CCL?
>>62202393Just buy a memory etf DRAM, or buy a little of all of them, you need to cast a wide night
>>62202393MU is and has been the real play this whole time
>>62202403>107 vs ...24 LMFAOfuck off back to your containment general baggie you know what I meant
>>62202405Speculation is around about MU doing a stock split
>>62202400That also gives exposure to SK Hynix and samsung
>>62202393the answer is sk hynix
This time I am ready. Considering people use 2 to 3 rolls per day, I have a garage full of tp. Bring on the turdpocalypse.
>>62202418Cute
FREAK THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW
what dip do i buy kings, shill me your favourites and ill check them out.yes i use /biz/ to find gems, i believe in my bros that much
>>62202410would u say dram is a short term play? it holds majority 3 stocks. im afraid of mu cooling down
>>62202414kek imagine still losing money on gamestop in 2026 you dumb fuck
Hi Ho Silver
>>62202420No. Only weaklings freak out.
>>62202420>DMA (Direct Memory Access) ID Bullish
Why is oil ticking higher?
can we please not talk about another flu. just ignore it.
>>62202423nice larp baggie
SPY -0.24%bears win
Nigvidya
>>62202392Absolutely agree trump may want to extend the deadline to after he meets with xi if a response or a acceptable one is not forthcoming but I just can’t see a return to military operations
>>62202422No, AI capex this year is going to be $800 billion, the same or more next year
>>62202430I sold, thank me later if you are long
FSLY -39%.... anyone buying the dip?
>>62202427>Cross out rape>Substitute "Got mad at me once"
>oilthe pump before the hantacrash
>>62202435It's fucking over. I need to capitulate after havin a +20% month
>>62202435The bears haven't won shit. They're all dead from the fucking 4 weeks of relentless pumping, and have flipped long.>t. former bear turned bull currently getting fucked by this fucking kikery.#Boss
This looks good for 10% market pump......right?
>>62202433Ok
Do the jews even have a word for Hell?
>>62202427if he had just done panel 3 in the first place it wouldnt have been a rape but sounds like he's learning
>>62202445People aren't eating out as much and are doing DIY workouts at home. Bullish
>>62202450they call it heaven
>>62202435> we're officially in a bear market now
>>62202413People said the same about SNDK, never happened.
I am once again promoting Rare Earths Americas on the 4chan stock market general. Yeah, I am promoting Dixie American on the /smg/ yeah. I raise Hell, Praise Dale, and put money in Project Shiloh.
>>62202450>majority-white country
>>62202450it is real world
>>62202455What never happened
Glad I held my 15% down 3x WTI overnight tonight. Might just get into profit by tomorrow. Axios Barak is getting btfo all over twitter. I don't think he's going to be keeping things going any longer.
>>62202450l*bor
>>62202450coinless fountains
Vacationing in the south of France currently, drinking prosecco and being astounded at the continual absurdity (to a comical degree) of this market, but I've made $10k in the week since I've been here which has more than paid for this trip, so I can't complain.Looking to order a gene editing kit to my house. Would be a fun project to try to make bread yeast produce morphine or some shit with the help of my LLMs. It is truly a wild time to be alive bros.On the microbiology note - what's up with hantavirus? Do we sell everything and shit our pants or is it retarded faggotry as per usual?
>>62202460Oops! Meant for >>62202415faggot
>>62202430Iran rejected the one page deal.
>>62202465Truth nuke desu we don't need a split
if anyone is looking for dips to buyBROS -9%SHAK -28%FSLY -39%ARM -10%
... do any of you have more quality bobinas? She's one of the few chans on this site I actually find attractive, and I'm a bobodoomer by nature anyway> mumuchans and flatcrabs welcome
>>62202462>>62202463Kek
>>62202430Iran rejected the intent-to-one-day-have-peace agreement, upon which all of Nasdaq had pinned its hopes and dreams upon.
>>62202464Why would you even post this? Eur*peans are banned from these threads.
>>62202437>I just can’t see a return to military operationsIsreale keeps attacking Lebanon, Trump and his family sold their souls to zionists and Bibi wants war, so Trump will do whatever they tell him. The "assassination" attempts are reminders to Trump he better follow instructions, or else, just like Clinton to Lewinsky'd because he told Israel no. The assassination attempts also give leverage to keep Trump from having his rallies into the mid-terms to keep the pressure on. Trump knows if both houses flip democrat he is fucked for the next two years if he is not removed. If Trump is not going to follow zionist orders then he is no longer needed and will be removed. Its just business.
>>62202464>drinking proseccoAre you a woman?
>>62202470
>>62202464>Do we sell everything and shit our pants or is it retarded faggotry as per usual?It's 50/50 so far.
>>62202470ya, check the bant thread and make an offer
>>62202464>order a gene editing kit to my housedo you have your own makeshift microbio lab? I think it'd be cool to try and make peptides.
>>62202480>50/50 so far50 shit 50 pants?
>>62202472Could see it coming a mile away. Same old, same old.Axios is being ripped apart now though with accusations of market manipulation, warmongering and Israeli glowie flying. I think the manipulation will stop now. Could be a very different market from now on.
NBISis it a meme stock or not?
>>62202450shaol
>>62202450Living among the goyim
>>62202480You have to be within 10 feet of a person for a prolonged period of time to get it from them.Terrible for the people who get it from sharing a row on a long flight, but otherwise nah.
>>62202482I started with chemistry for some other projects I was doing, so yes I have a "lab" it's quite simple. You should try it, you can get started for really not much money, and if you mess something up, well its just a hobby so it doesn't really matter anyway.>I think it'd be cool to try and make peptides.It's not as far-fetched as you might imagine:https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/brewers-yeast-morphine-sugar
>>62202487doubt it, the boomeralgofunds will remain bullish until the market has dropped 20%
>>62202500
Reminder that there are literal fucking Unit 8200 niggers in /smg/ trying to manipulate markets.
>>62202488CoreWeave and IREN give their earnings after market today, that should help guide you
SOXSFUCK CHIP NIGGERSGO>GOGO>GOGO
Guys… what the fuck i told my wife we’re up $80k and she been sending me pics of hermes and LV bags all day…What the fuck, I was just gonna get some lobsters or salmon from whole foods. What the fuck.
>>6220251180k worth of lobsters and salmon?what's the point of having money if you don't immediately spend it?
>>62202511>He's blessed with holy matrimony
>>62202503>Live with people who don’t use hand sanitizer.>40% chance of dying.Bullish af for hand sanitizer stocks.
What's going on? I'm guessing the latest TACO is a failure once again?
>>62202509Bottom signal
>>62202511>have money>woman wants to spend it on a depriciating asset to virtue signal to other women about her baglmao
>>62202511that's your own fault lmao>>62202514imagine not misermaxxing to maximize your capital
>>62202514Noike $100 of salmon/lobster max, i wasn’t expecting her to demand an $8k+ bag…How bad is it gonna be if I tell her we can’t afford it?
>>62202476>>62202478Thanks for these so far, anons :)>>62202481I'm retarded, do you mean on /bant/?
>>62202469>FSLYwtf happened here
>>62202516Whoah I got HATE in my ID.How sinnful.
>>62202518I heard it was n-word Thursday but I haven't had a chance to fact check that yet
>>62202511Bag reps are near identical these days if you buy from the right place
>>62202526sounds like grounds for divorceenjoy the poorhouse
>>62202488>is it a meme stock or not?NBIS had yuge run recently, looks like profit taking. money is pumping into AI chip makers, chips not needed with out data centers (all all support and construction and energy), so I look to money flows into chips and flowing down the rest as a guide as to future stock prices for those. If the money to chips suddenly drops there is not need for the rest and I will dump all my AI related postions.chip makerselectricity generation GEV, BEfiber and photnoics GLW, LITE, IPGP and others.
>>62202464>what's up with hantavirus?Billions are about to die.
WHAT WAS THAT
>>62202526Put 8k into one of her dumb designer brand's companies
>>62202526Remind the silly bint of the difference between actual and unrealized gains.Also, I hope all you storageanons have tightened up those trailing stop loss orders to 10-15%. Remember what happened in February, on no news and for no reason. This market doesn't give a damn about earnings or fundamentals.
>>62202500I'm not going to bother explaining the absolute bioweapon woman's route as a super spreader because there's too many spastics in here that get their panties in a twist but it's impressive. She couldn't have spread it better in bonnie blues bang bus.
>>62202502The algo pipeline might well be diverted from axios news feeds though.
>>62202536>frog mountain idblessed
Every time there's a headline about Trump gloating about ATHs we dump, like clockwork>>62202526>No no, you misunderstood me, we're up $80k in my retirement account. I can't touch that money
Had a long work call and then went to take a long shit. What even happened?
>>62202546does the US need Kuwaiti and Saudi access to do their shit anyway?
Name 1 reason why you're not using Mistral
well... i was a millionaire for less than 24 hours
What was that?
wtf is this huge dump happening did orange or eeran talk shit again
>>62202526>How bad is it gonna be if I tell her we can’t afford it?You're too late, you should never have told her you have it. Puss her off now and she can take half whenever she wants.
>>62202550The agreement includes their airspace, which the US does need.
>>62202546More market manipulation. Project freedom is a larp.
Wow never mind may be getting back into oil, us has apparently reversed their decision on project freedom and both kuwait and Saudi have opened bases to the us again dip buying time it seems
>>62202526divorce her, literal parasite behaviour lmao
I sold a bearish AMD spread for Dec 18th. Surely if it goes up 100% in a month, it can go down 33% in 7? 260/270 Premium: $2175, Max risk: $825
>>62202550Yes, it's the reason the US halted Project Freedom, the US has a large air base there that is currently housing dozens of US airtankers so they can refuel planes and helicopters, without it they can't do anything in the region and without it they can't do Project Freedom
>>62202501Nice. How much is your setup?
Anyhow
>>62202563The bag is a lot cheaper than a divorce.
>>62202550Yes, main reason I closed my oil positions although this does change things keep a big fucking eye on this
>>62202566I'm pretty sure they moved all the tankers to Ben Gurion airport. It's the airspace that they need.
I have purchased 1 soxl
>>62202569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgdr2uytpDI
LINE IS GOING DOWNNIGGER THURSDAY IS UPON US
I bought the dip but it keeps dipping
>>62202566Project freedom is a larp. They snuck out two boats due to surprise. Two other boats got blown up and fujairah oil port got droned for the trouble. They aren't going to fall for that again.
>Literally as I hit sell my broker dies again and goes downThe Jews coordinated this.
>>62202576The fuck is that gay shit and why you posting it at me?
>>62202579It is an escalation and if resumed Iran will start attacking the UAE and possibly others again, Iran immediately targeted oil infrastructure to show they weren't fucking around, this could lead to a resumption of the war
So what happened?A bunch of boomers got scared of a rat flu and triggered a selling domino?
>>62202583it's a song that fits the comment what is wrong with you? if i wanted to hurt your feelings you would know it.
>>62202579Operation Irani freedom will bring democracy to the Persian territory, and there will be much liberation boss.
Can we just fuckin rug already
i'm slurping pbr
>>62202587Iran rejected the peace proposal
>>62202464this nigga is on /smg/ while in the south of francefrankly, he may be the biggest chad in this general
call me a hipster how i slurp this red dog dick i mean i mean this PBR
>>62202511>>62202526>telling your woman about your bag.you fucked up lmao. The only thing a foid needs to know is you make enough to surprise her with the occasional expensive bouquet of flowers and vacation.
>>62202593More of a yuengling slurper myself
>>62202579>snuck outNot really a sneak out when you blow up 6 Iranian speedboats with an apache helicopter on the way out lmao. Iran got humiliated with one just 1 little operation. Pathetic. Sorry thirdie.
>>62202602Yuengling always gives me instand head-ache. Just skip the fun straight into the hang-over.
>>62202597Maybe, they were expected to respond within two days, it's only been one
>>62202552'Tradr 2X Short SNDK Daily ETF' looks set to continue to make gains, but we don't know if SNDK will suddenly rocket to $1500. Deposit exactly $1 that way, you'll at least still make gains if it DOES recover and risk next to nothing.Actually, we might know it won't, now that some rando claimed prices won't keep going up.
What difference does it make, /smg/anons?Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nena4yOtyl0
NVDA will never die!!!! Permabull (9 months)
>>62202586Exactly. Trying it again is insanity.
so tomorrow is a buy day
>>62202605The US getting the 1,500 ships out of the Gulf is meaningless if Iran blows up the oil infrastructure in the region, Iran immediately attacked the oil depot at Fujairah as a result
I'm so tired of my poorfolio floundering these past two months. Goes up for a couple days to the target I want and then it dumps before I can sell. Missed the tech stocks because I thought I would buy the top. I'm going to go gamble XNDU and something since if I get raped it's better than just a slow decay.
>>62202588I appreciate the effort but I'm genx and we have taste in music.
>>62202464https://youtube.com/watch?v=jsIi6gNsogw
>>62202602I stopped buying Yuengling after I found a big burnt piece of paper in my bottle (after taking a sip and it tasted like shit). It took a while to get a refund.
>>62202609>wont someone feel bad for the starving niggers!fookin hate brits
Lol! GTA6!!!!!!!!
>>62202605>when you blow up 6 Iranian speedboats with an apacheHave they released the video? A photo even?Anything?
>>62202618muh "military success" types can't see second order effects or consequences of their actions, they just like watching shit go boom.>We never lost a major battle against North Vietnam!
Right when you think it's going to recover they paint another red candle on the chart. Fuck this shit, I need to go outside for a moment so I can realign my chi boss.
>>62202625??
>>62202511>>62202526useless meathole braphog moment
>>62202618>Iran immediately attacked the oil depot at Fujairah as a resultThey also expanded the blockade to include it afterwards.
>>62202450They call hell Gehhinnom.
>if no agreement is met before trump returns from his trip to meet do the military option is on the table Yep as I expected
>>62202393STX
>>62202464LLMs and chemistry sound like a great idea can't wait to see you in the news when you concoct mustard gas you gay retard
>>62202605does your retarded ass think they need those boats to keep the strait closed? they can send a drone or missile from anywhere in Iran and not even have to land a hit to completely close the strait. i can't imagine watching your orange retard flail desperately for an end to this war to save his approval rating while acting this cocky lmao
>>62202636He'll TACO by Sunday evening if we have another red day tomorrow
I like you guys. Acquire ivermectin.
Thoughts on buying the dip on RTX?
>>62202641>We didn't need those speed boats or those men anyways
>>62202615You have no idea what you’re talking aboutIran can’t do shit
>>62202511 never ever let women know about your money, ever. i don't even think too much about my own money, so long as line go up
Ok so when can I actually go all into Soxs or will this just be like last Wednesday..
>>62202645War is over. Plandemic starting. Bought PFE.
>muh Iran>muh rats!Its going down because of the run we had since the lows. This is how it works. Semis will probably brutally correct next week. Too many earnings quarters were front run with this rally.
>>62202646correct, if there's any ounce of danger the tankers and cargo ships insurance will refuse to pay out any damages and the ships won't move
SOXL is painting a Loch Ness Monster pattern.You Know What To Do.
>>62202653Truth nukeIt's all technicals but the correction has already happened
>>62202653>"The line only goes up until it doesn't lol!!!"Bulls really say shit like this.
V shaped recovery inbound
>>62202645It's been dipping since earnings, sick of it. Please buy.....
my critical mineral bags
Good day for me. Scared for tomorrow though
>>62202651Yes but missile stockpiles are heavily depleted and they make most of them + they are down YTD
>>62202664if we get peace it will be an I shaped recovery. i bought tna when we were down 1.5%
>>62202648Don't reply to me again you retarded faggot.
>>62202667it will recover
>>62202666Posted solid earnings, why did it sell off so bad besides war premium “evaporation”
>>62202671Plus the radars that got blown up. That's why I'm in it but it's being a bitch. It will come good if course but I've been adding in dips and it kept dipping.
Buy Sony?! Tasty dip. Gta 6 inbound.
closed my ASTS weeklies puts for 98% profit
>>62202681>ASTSputsGOD
>>62202677I honestly don't know. My BAE is also doing the same with plenty good news. Defence during a war isn't as attractive as AI girlfriends apparently. I've never seen such an idiotic market.
>thought about trading XNDU for 0.4245345 seconds>instantly dumps 4%sorry that one was on me I'll direct my thoughts back to SOXL
>>62202681Scared of earnings, Potter?
Just ordered up some bulk USP grade ivermectin from my supplier. Whatever you do, don't take the vaccine.
I have a fundamental question, for the stonkchads who claim they have "made it"...
>>62202680I don't have a next gen console
>>62202689no idea when earnings are, don't care
>>62202695Anon, "next gen" has been the current gen for six years...
>US Official: Reports On Preparations To Resume Operation Freedom To Reopen The Strait Of Hormuz Are Inaccurate - Al Jazeera>this is bullishSo the US just losing and being weak is bullish now
Don't like the price? Wait five minutes.
>US Official: Reports about preparations to resume the Freedom Project to reopen the Strait of Hormuz are incorrect - Al JazeeraDEPLOY THE V>>62202696Monday but congrats on the profit or whatever, don't care.
>>62202671Your hype is over. Who will push the buttons when everybody is dead because of hanta? People need vaccines - that's a fact.
>CVX
>>62202703Hanta Fanta Smanta. Buy some FIZZ, have a sodypop and calm down
>>62202383would it be cringe to aquire a high bed like this as an adult? looks cozy?
>>62202702thanks babe, i'm glad we don't care about each other. This is what love's meant to be, how could I desire and chase if you don't push me away? Never change, you're perfect
>>62202390Is this futures or nows? How am I supposed to base my investment decisions on this if I don't know?
Please V hard
>>62202695Yeah people like you will buy the PlayStation just to get to play GTA. That’s why it might be time to buy Sony
>>62202708if you don't have boxes of stuff or a twink to store under your high bed you'll just come off as a poser
>>62202708babe my new bed is so big i'll have to lift you up when it's bedtime, my dog can't even jump up
DVPLVY THV V
>>62202698GTAV is a PS3 era game. Makes me sick how far we done fell.
>>62202685Yes defence has been everywhere this year, even rheinmetal is selling off (but the P/E is like 50 lol)
>>62202702it seems saudi refused to lend us their bases
>>62202709I find apathy arousing, most likely due to aloof distant parents and disinterested love interests during key developmental stages :3
>>62202703Any Big Pharma to slurp?
>>62202714>when it's bedtime, my dog can't even jump upOh, you're Canadian? That explains a lot.
>>62202724i can't be bothered to be apathetic, this ain't gonna work out
>>62202712Im just going to wait for the next Elder Scrolls
>>62202723Guessing they would let them use their bases to defend their airspace but not to Launch operations in the strait
looking at FSLY but the dip keeps dipping, can we make easy money of it like the POET crash?
>>62202722I don't mind too much. They will come back and do ok. They are safe really for long term and that's what I want from them. Just annoying they dipped so hard.
>>62202733probably
Pump minors
The V isn’t coming.You jabronies vastly overrated axios’s clout.We’re all technicals now baby. Steamroller going to steam.Choo Choo!
>>62202736The did was a bit strange although a few are trading a PEs greater then 20 what’s the historic average for defence that may be why
UEC, INTC or LAC? I've got a cool $500.
