>>62202858
It's not horrible, but the pay is pretty shit when you factor in the extra mileage and chances of a crash.

>>62202858

I got dash pass for free from Robinhood so I don’t pay delivery fees anymore. Enjoy getting $0 tips from people like me loser.

>>62202891
he'll be taking his tips in food

>>62202903

I make slaves like him shop for my groceries. Who’s dumb enough to trust Habibi not to spit in their food for $3 tips.

>>62202858
doordash is not an actual job. I would unironically rather put neet on my resume than doordashing and I am not even joking here.

Why don’t you go to college and get a high demand degree, like medicine?

>>62202934
>>62202929

The wagie mindset doesn’t allow critical thinking. Example being that OP doesn’t have the intellect to apply to any fast food job. If he really was serious about driving and delivering he would be a trucker or even a mailman.

>>62202943
Fast food companies don't hire for full time positions lol. They'll give you ten hours max because they're already fully staffed by senior citizens who have been there for decades.

>>62202917
The bags are usually sealed anon. You can't get to the food without making it obvious and then they will get an easy refund

>>62202953

Where the fuck do you live? Mine are employed my high school kids.

McDonald's pays more than JeetDash. Try applying there or Wagemart.

>>62202934
>medicine
Whew, I thought you were gonna say computers or something

One of the best instantly available short term cashflow options available. The entire thing is automated, including payouts, so there is no human in the loop that is going to declare your income, and you wont have to declare it as well; don't mind the IRS, just stop paying taxes.

>>62202858
no.

i've used it as extra income when i had a part time job and if you live in a mid-big sized city you can make it work pretty nice during certain times, but you really should factor in mileage, gas, and wear and tear. dont do it if you cant make more than 20 bucks an hour

>>62202858
Warehouses have some of the most well paid entry level jobs
The hard part is the job can be grueling at times, get some good socks and shoes

also you can drive for ubereats at the same time but if u let too much food go cold by driving all over the place the apps WILL notice and get mad at u

>>62203224
I got a job at a warehouse two weeks ago and I got fired this monday because "we hired too many people" even though I was on time every day. Idk what I'm gonna do.

>>62203219
That's why you don't use a car for such a gig but the most cheap micro EV vehicle you can find, tune it to goes 40-50 mph and can be repaired with duct tape and a wrench. No insurance of course and if your jurisdiction requires license plates on micro EV vehicles, you steal some, under no circumstances you use a license plate registered to your name. And the machine learning of the algorithm is pretty easy to cheat to optimize your perimeter

>>62202858
Its a great job. People are literally coming here from Venezuela and Egypt to do it

>>62202891
>>62202917
My walmart slaves get exclusively $1 everytime. I'm not sure what passes them off more, getting nothing or getting a fucking dollar

>>62202858
No lmao it's less than min wage

>>62203250
yeah its quite funny; I make more per hour having optimized the ml algorithm than I made as senior accountant, with absolutely no responsibilities or paying taxes and I eat every 25th bag myself and declare it as delivered, their insurance and support handles the customers complaints

>>62203260
Very impressive abdul, I'm clapping right now

>>62203227
pro tip: You register with every app in that regard, and leave the tracking on every app on while you drive for the competition, the competitions app is going to try to incentivize you with better payouts to drive more for them; thats how you manage to go from 15-20 per hour to 30-45 per hour.

>>62202858
its mostly shitty but can be less shitty if you figure out some tricks. it has a learning curve and its highlydependent on location .

>>62203275
i am one of the very few natives that drives for these companies, and because I give no shit about traffic rules let alone speed limits and the ml algorithm only cares for ETAs, and fulfilment rate make more than a regular chair farting senior office rat

>>62203260
>optimized the ml algorithm
??

>>62203301
These apps all apply "AI" supported machine learning to optimize the delivery rate per individual account, which includes giving the account a specific perimeter in which it is most likely that the account is going to accept the order, beat ETA and fulfill the order. My driving style would actually mostly be used IF I would accept every order to do long haul cross city deliveries, BUT because I binary refuse such orders and only accept orders in a specific limited perimeter which is full of rich lazy women that give very generous tips, the algorithm only gives me orders in that perimeter

>>62203321
i havent noticed that. i do the same, i only park in a certain neighborhood strip mall and accept short deliveries for decent pay to yuppies and suburb families that give good tips and the app still sends me $3 nigger taco bell orders to the projects or ghetto apartment complexes and since i refuse those jobs my acceptance rate is like 3% now and they stopped giving me the easy good paying pizza deliveries to families and all i get now are nigger order to the ghetto from mcdonalds as punishment

>>62202858
it's one of the worst dogshit jobs possible, good luck

>>62202858
i did it for 4 months while waiting on another job. i thought it was chill. haters on here are just miserable people.

>>62204438
Don't park and wait where all the others park and wait as well. If you are part of a stationary waiting cluster you are ranked in the cluster. Flow through your perimeter. And yes, if you are using a car, naturally the flow method is unsustainable. Ditch the car and get/build a cheap 500 Watt micro E-bike that is able to filter traffic effectively, you won't be ranked with the stationary cluster at the strip mall then

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I'm 30 and I'm still loafing around at my parent's place thobeit.

>>62204786
i thought jobs were assigned by proximity thats why i always park right in front of the pizza place. if your target delivery jobs are from the same pizza restaurant how would driving around in circles around it help you get the jobs assignments over the guy parked fright in front?

> I'm 23
You should have already a fully paid house
Have own car that is fully paid
Have a STEM degree education
Have a family and wife and three kids
Have six figure portfolio
Have 120k income high paying job

You’re a fucking looser ngl

>>62205351
if you don't have any useful advice then fuck off.

>>62205258
What is more likely? That a lower ranked account in a cluster of stationary accounts gets assigned a "good " order or that an account that flows practically through a perimeter where it is the only account in proximity no matter the ranking gets the "good" order? I never understood the pajeets that all stand in a cluster at the same fucking place and then complain, that there are not enough orders.

Just because your monkey brain thinks
>At this place are many restaurants so many people must order here, so I stay standing still here with other monkeys
Is a good strategy doesn't mean it is. And that's why I make up to 40 an hour and the other monkey are happy if they make 15

>>62205372
Nigger you just replied to a bot

>>62202858
If you want a comfy job where you can be on your phone or laptop the entire then work security

>>62205426
>Worse pay
>Higher responsibility
>Real probability of bodily harm
Lmfao. Security can't even compete

>>62205434
$22 an hour is worse pay?

>>62202858
Gig monkey here, you better learn to shop yt boi

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>>62202858
its quick cash but not worth it, do you live with your parents? if so its perfect to start gambling with the little money you make, i did doordash on 2024 just to gamble on solana memecoins, it worked out very well, i made 5 figures not enough to retire, but moved out of the united states, now living in a cheap country with beautiful women and beaches, i still gamble, but not all my money like im retarded,

>>62202903
I'm pretty sure they can't see if you tip or not to avoid this

>>62205434
is it really that high of a risk if you're just working security at a warehouse?

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>>62203255

Total wagie annihilation

>>62205426

Brother just got a job working gate security for an elderly community. Seems really chill and safe, just lots of ambulance calls.

>>62205813
I just back home a couple hours ago from working nightshift security at an insurance companies office building. Its pretty comfy other than having to do a walk around every couple of hours. I just sit and shitpost on my laptop most of the night

>>62205480
Yes. For the amount of responsibility and being contractually bound to work a fixed set of hours per week it certainly is. On top due to strained public resources and the state mercenaries unable to fulfill their functions the risk on private security is currently exploding.

And the increased demand certainly isn't represented by the pay. I wouldn't take a security gig, not even one in a perceived low risk environment for under 100 an hour

>>62205987
And to add to this, I wouldn't even do it for 100 an hour as those contracts are usually not direct private to private, but private to scum security cooperation to private. That means there is not really a way to totally evading any taxation. Ergo sum the gig is irrational to take when there are gigs that allow for total evasion of taxation at no responsibility and full freedom of chosing how much time is spend on the gig

>>62205780
The risk is baked into the gig. Worse, the responsibility is baked into the gig at laughable profits.Yes, at a majority of the time that risk and responsibility isn't triggered but there is a probability that it gets triggered which in general makes the gig absolutely irrational

Also hilarious that suddenly there are a bunch of shills trying to advertise "security" gigs. I get it, the state mercenaries are completely swamped by being contractually bound to enforce hyper inflated paper law and there are practically a negative amount of people getting into the state security gig, that has an average age of staff now around 58, which naturally increases the demand for private security and shills trying to advertise it to bait those that practically already defected from social boomer order to become protectors of social boomer order.

It just doesn't work and is an indication that defection from the social boomer order is tge most rational thing to do currently. In concrete terms evading any gig that produces a predictable taxation cashflow and has a function in securing boomer order

>>62205987
>>62206015
As a security officer myself, I need to lie down.
Maybe I'll do JeetDash. I need a break anyways.

>>62206099
>Jeet dash
Probably one of the best negative framings to keep people out of one of the most easiest, most profitable gigs that have been available.
>Bah I won't do the job a jeet does iam le huwhite
>I rather get pay less for a soul and spine crushing huwhite person boomer job
That's how to increase profits

>>62202858
>>62202863
Realize too that it's a job that can be done by a barely literate low IQ monkey, so pay will be comparable. It's actually challenging to describe a job with a lower barrier to entry that's also (relatively) comfortable compared to manual labor.

intelligence- very low
Skills required - driving car and holding things
Speaking ability - near zero
Physical exertion- in most parts of the country next to nothing in a car
Environmental unpleasantries- mostly just your climate controlled car
Selectivity of job- zero if you have a car and aren't a criminal
Flexibility of job- whenever
Dress code- whatever doesn't get you arrested for indecent exposure

Also a huge number of doordashers are literal retards who can't crunch the numbers and realize the depreciation, repairs and fuel on their car eat up a huge amount of what they get. Like there's seriously tards that think the only marginal cost of doordashing is the fuel. Probably the same level of tards that actually don't consider the cost per mile and putting in gas is some spontaneous and unexpected weekly event untied to how much they actually drive.

>>62206192
>If you do this cashflow activity you stupid
>Please be behavioralized by my boomer tier social shaming attempt
>How about you do a cashflow activity with less positive cashflow/predictable taxable cashflow for my pension fund and retirement plans
Ahahahahahahahahahaha get fucked boomer

I drive in-house for a pizza place. Sure it's an actual job, but the fact that I'm not a lazy nigger or Pajeet means that I get the coveted weekend evening shifts that pull $30/hour minimum.

>>62206315
>Is contractually bound to work a specific amount of hours
>Can't evade taxes because his employer is a braindead boomer who declares every penny
>Gets paid a fixed income no matter the demand that is a joke
So you cucked yourself in a boomer style gig. Well done retard

>>62206325
I make cash tips m8. Besides, evasion is hypothetically easier if you have a reasonable amount of above board income.

I would do anything other than a gig job. there is no chance for advancement and no scaling up in these gig jobs.

>>62206357
And? You think a freelancer that does activity in the same niche as you and is actually remunerated according to actual demand and not some fantasy wage in the head of a braindead boomer employer doesnt make tips? The difference is, you are automatically taxed to dead, while the freelancer is expected to file his income and pay the taxes himself, with the tax authority not having even close of the staff and resources to effectively control, let alone enforce the taxation and its merely an act of simply not filing the tax to evade it completely with practically no risk

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>>62206412
>please be compelled to get into a easily taxed predictable boomer tier 40h a week job
>We need predictable cashflow into our bankrupt ponzis
Get fucked boomer, you had the possibility to default on your uncovered debt in 2019; you decided to go full retard. No you have to deal with the consequences, complete defection from your 20th century retard tier ponziconomy

Its rational to not participate in your ponzi

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>>62206214
Uh oh I made the pedal monkey mad

>>62206596
How far over 60 are you boomer?
That social signaling meme hasnt been really used by anybody under 50 for the better part of 20 years

>>62204786
>park car
>run around the block in circles like a retard until you get order
>run back to car
>profit

Doordash and uberjeets drivers will be replaced by Waymo and other self-driving automated AI cars soon. Not sure how long you have. Maybe a couple years.

Also it’s already saturated in every city across America due to all the illegal browns

>>62206664
lol
not going to happen. Amazon tried that to a degree with centralized pick up stations, the amount of packages stolen went through the roof and they canceled it. What so you think happens when every nigger knows that the risk of raiding an automated driving food vehicle comes at literally no risk

>>62206687
oh, lemme gues, the police and private security is going to protect the packages and food.
AHAHAHAHA
you boomers really live in a fantasy world of high trust imagination that hasnt existed due to your voting behavior for 30 years

>>62202858
The only people I see doordashing are illegals that can't speak english so I can't imagine it pays very well

>>62206067
You're kind of retarded if you think security is more dangerous than constantly driving around everywhere. Especially while in a hurried state and using your own property which is likely to get damaged as well eventually

I just got a job as pest control. They seem to be hiring now for the spring and summer, no experience. Before that I was doing doorjeets.

I wonder which job is worse. Both of them let you work alone. But you need to talk to people all day, probably boomers and housewives, as pest control.

>>62206712
depends.
The stationary jeet clusters make an average of between 9 - 15; those that know how to game the algorithms between 25 - 40, during high demand that can increase for both groups by between 30 - 60%

>>62203260
>>62206149

>make more per hour having optimized the ml algorithm than I made as senior accountant

No way you were an accountant, you come off like an angry spazzy incel

>>62206723
What is it with you boomer scum trying to advertise for security gigs today? I know that the recruitment numbers of public mercenary bands are extremely sad and effectively negative, more retirements than new staff entering the cucking.

Are you afraid and start to become aware that your virtual social order is about to break because the active population has literally no incentive to act as protection for your since 30 year non existent imagination of order and security.

Well though luck faggot, no amount of advertising is going to be able to compel the active population to actively take risk and secure as enforce your imagination of social order, and with every passing day and every paper law passed that is supposed to be enforced by a dwindling amount of security staff the incentive of actively destroy it increases

>>62206747
I was until 2020; then my employer thought he would implement a policy around having the wear dusk masks and since then I am actively destroying your fúcking fake social order by every mean possible.

>>62202858
No but assuming that you feel the need to work it's acceptable for you.
You will find a lot of reasons to like it but a lot of reasons to hate it too. That's what working is.

So what’s the best way to optimize doorjeets?

So far from this threads I’ve gathered:

>get an e-bike or motorcycle (no prius?)
>don’t wait in front of a business; drive around the perimeter
>only accept good orders with decent tips

Anything else?

Also, do you earn more money during the day vs the night? I like driving at night to avoid traffic but if I can make more in a shorter amount of time I might consider it

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>/biz/ 2017
>Okay guys I found a way to get rich
>"wtf it fucking worked!!!"
>/biz/ 2022
>buy my scam
>"wtf fuck you!!!"
>/biz/ 2026
>Is doordash a good job?
This place is for poors now.

>>62206828
The best time is of course when wage cage joe gets hungry and is too tired/doesn't have time to get his McSlop from a pop up kitchen himself. So for weekdays between 11:00 am to 2:00 pm for the office cage crowd and between 4:30pm - 9:00pm when wage cage joe gets back into his cuck shed.

On weekends one can ignore the anything before 3pm and the demand stays elevated until around 10pm

>>62206836
I'm just trying to get my life started before I'm 30 bro. If you know a better place to post wagie threads let me know.

>>62206828
And yes, cars are crap for this gig, no matter what car. The costs of operating and maintaining a car, the insurance costs, the inability to filter traffic with cars and the time to find parking spots for pick up and delivery as walking from and to the pick up delivery spot makes it self defeating to use a car.

Just think like that.
With a 500 watt e-mini motorcycle, you are floating and filtering traffic no matter how dense it is, are faster in stop and go situations, can exploit bike lanes and side alleys and park literally in front of pick up and drop off spot minimizing the time investment per order

>>62202858
Get a real job

>>62206905
>please get a 40h/week regularly taxed boomer cuck job like your daddy and pay 2000 per month into a 401k buying out the cashflow negative demographic overhang so the ponzi of pension funds doesnt collapse
lol. The desperation. If participation rate keeps declining your ponziconomy is cooked

>>62206905
I had a full time job and they fired me after two weeks because the dumb hiring manager hired too many people. I was on time every day and did my best. fuck off lol.

>>62206950
Just a funny side activity tip. Either have a dream CV or write a completely fake one, apply for jobs, go to the interviews and do one of two things; ghost them completely when they give you a positive feedback and want to hire you, or my personal favorite, when the usual question comes by the HR bitches about
>do you have any questions to us
Ask them what they did during the coof charade and of they complied with the boomer totalitarian crap shit? Make it sound as if you were for the authoritarian crap shit; and if they either refuse to answer or say they were full on board, flip em off, yall em nazis, and get out of the room

>>62206747
He's just a libertarian crank who thinks he's "collapsing the system, man" by doing petty tax evasion.

>>62207125
You think I am the only one?
How many of the gig freelancers, not just the doordash crowd, but everyone in every niche is declaring its income and filing taxes? Yes practically nobody? Thats a few 10 Millions of active population. The IRS doesnt have the means to even start auditing, respective the time to apply legal enforcement in a timely manner before they are in lapse and the ability to punish the evasion expires on 10s of Millions of tax evaders

With the boomer cucks now majorly out of the active workforce and the active workforce having 0 incentive to comply with the 20th century social order, the state has already practically failed. Its over cucks, your social order is merely an illusion

>>62205373
i dont understand your logic though. doesnt the order system prioritize people who are already at the restaurant ready to do a pickup? why would the algo give some random 2 miles away the order when theres a dude parked 4 feet from the front door

>>62208973
Because there is usually not just one dude but a cluster of dudes who all have the same stupid boomer stereotypical idea and somehow think that a singular dirty pajeet pop up kitchen in a mall is the only one that gets orders and because it has a parking lot, they can wait there chilling. when there are 100s of pajeet pop up kitchens all over the place that get constantly orders and don't have parking lots.

You simply don't want to be in a cluster of dudes your want to be the only one that is in proximity of the 99 other pajeet pop up kitchens

>>62209269
As an example: i am operating in a perimeter where the cluster is stationary close to a restaurant cluster, between two food streets. And while I float through the perimeter and harvest stacked orders, the stationary cluster I pass multiple times during the floating didn't move an inch and hasn't gotten a single order