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Despite working full time for the past seven years, the growth of my net worth has only marginally outpaced the growth of the S&P 500.
My friends are saying shut up Jennie just get in the car
>>62209480Cut your spending. There's very rarely an income problem. It's always spending. Unless you lost it in the market?
>>62209488It's spending, and also overly conservative investing for long stretches early on. I hope to serve as a cautionary tale.
Hmmmm...Today I will remind themTo long GRRR
cerebras IPO bros what limit price?
The line goes up and right.
> futures
>>62209488>>62209491being gainfully employed will always beat the Shit and Piss 5000, just cut your expenses to the max, and maximize your tax savings, 401k HSAm IRA etc. Dont smoke drink, go out to eat (last one is my biggest money waster but im always working on the road)
>https://nypost.com/2026/05/07/business/soon-to-be-spacex-billionaires-are-gearing-up-for-a-windfall/I am haunted by the future. Missiles packed with unviable mergers/deals/acquisitions hastily to cross the mega IPO special rules exceptions to maximize megabag yield. The revenge of underperforming private equity and hedge funds embarrassed historically when asked to mark to market their private "valuations".The realization of asking everyone, everywhere for tax + tip for them to flail about wildly misallocating capital forever.
Is the orange retard gonna make a peace deal this weekend? Otherwise I’m gonna be forced to become a bear in the near future
>>62209524You KNOW the market pumps every time a new bear arrives.
>weekend smg>bobo emerges from his caveA tale as old as time
Euphoria.
>>62209474>Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi had a phone conversation with the UK Foreign Secretary yesterday>UK has now just said it's sending a destroyer to the region to pre-position it as part of a multinational coalition that will help defend international shipping in the strait when conditions allowSomething tells me Iran is going to announce the reopening of the strait
>>62209546I got raped by this bull run. It's nearly over for me. I don't feel good bobo bros.
6 week wrap up
>>62209567This is fucked yo.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/TGofoH9RDEA?si=rWNp0A7AgNxPz8Xj
reminder we are only half way through this historic 12 week spree and you still have time to buy
>>62209546Just wait until the usual negative futures open tomorrow
Any good robotics companies to look into?
40 pages of info from DBhttps://www.dbresearch.com/PROD/IE-PROD/PDFVIEWER.calias?pdfViewerPdfUrl=PROD0000000000626741&rwnode=REPORT
>>62209581Why would it be negative? Nothing fucking matters anymore.
>>62209562Literal copy-pasted disinfo shill post >>>/pol/534752028
>>62209586Because it always is. And then the market opens green on monday.
>>62209581It’s (almost) always a great day to sell 0DTE SPX put spreads on open
>>62209589This is not a chill market.
>>62209553In this moment I am Euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing, but because I am enriched by my own tech stocks.
>>62209587https://aje.news/b1q0x1?update=4557736https://en.irna.ir/news/86149129/Iran-Britain-foreign-ministers-discuss-regional-developmentsDumb nigger
>>62209578it will be good to see what CSCO and AMAT are up to
Anything else to hop into aside from tech and space?
>>62209607Food
>>62209607V and MA look like decent buys here
>>62209607AXON
there is no way MU is a good buy at these prices right?
>>62209628
>>62209628No reason why it couldn't be the same price as SNDK
>>62209578I only own Nebius shares aout of all of these
>>62209546>bad news over the weekend>oil pumps>futures go red>week starts>trump makes a fake tweet about war being over>oil dumps>market pumpsWhat, are we on like week 8 of the same fucking thing happening?
>>62209607Energy/infrastructure construction (tech-related, but still) and minerals. Central banks are slurping all the gold. Silver is in high demand and we may see nuclear facilities being built, increasing demand for uranium.
>>62209628My bet is that it's gonna go up, at least temporarily. I'd probably buy and sell short term, possibly leveraged.
>>62209667At this point it's just a signal to remind everyone "hey WW3 ain't happening it's all just a clown show keep doing what you're doing."
>>62209667Speaking of, can someone explain why Trump saying a peace deal is imminent immediately drops the price of oil futures 15% but it takes days to weeks for it to recover to that same price it was before that announcement even though nothing materially has changed
>>62209656Its market cap is over twice SNDK's
>>62209682So? Intel has a trailing P/E of over 900 and a forward P/E of 140, Tesla has had a P/E in the hundreds for years and its stock price is still high
>>62209585>no BE on that list>no INTC>list consists of last decade trend and meme stocksNow i know why it's called dumb german money.
>>62209710He has a job though.
sure hope copper doesnt go up in price. Otherwise Amazon, Tesla and co will need private armies.
>>62209682They do everything SNDK does plus RAM
sndk was my stock and reddit stole it from me. I am going to kill them.
>>62209585It's crazy how Europe has been cannabilized by America.
>>62209732But m8, they're the reason copper goes up in price. How are they supposed to pay for the stolen copper when they constantly have to rebuild their data centers?
>>62209578If Klarna don’t post a good report I’m gonna scream. Also thoughts on Brookfield? Kinda want to invest in a Berkshire wannabe. Or is there are a better alternative?
>>62209732>>62209745Unlikely, many producers (China) are being kept afloat by inflated Sulphur prices. Many of them will be forced to dump (more) when the gulf reopens.
kevin pleasedo not let the good times endi am not gonna make it in bad times
>>62209585>heavily into both Blue Owl and ServiceNow>both near bottomDid I buy the dip or did I just buy failing companies?
>>62209758Less competition is good for me.
>>62209689>So?So it would have to more than halve its value to be the same as SNDK
I hate indians so much its unreal
>>62209749Why not just invest in Berkshire?
>>62209732I sure hope it does so my copper miner explodes and I can sell
>>62209761im totally comfortable with BX and OWL. I just sold ARES yesterday for a 20% gain.
I'm thinking if buying ABB, Microsoft, and TSMC
>>62209765Or its share price can just continue to go up, this rally has YEARS to run, SNDK will be $4,000 at least next year, MU will be $200 at least
>>62209081Hanta is almost certainly a nothingburger, but there is a stock that pumps on the mere talk of an epidemic, and that's NVAX. If you look at the chart you'll see that it did 20x or more every time there was anything in the news about exotic diseases.SARS, MERS, EBOLA, swine flu, COVID. Every time.Yes, it's a nothingburger, but you can still get rich.
>>62209776good picks
>>62209768Diversify diversify diversify lel. But yeah I’ll probably just end up buying more Berkshire.>>62209770Nice I was up quite a lot with ServiceNow but I got greedy. Been losing a lot last days. Should have sold after it did like 7% or whatever it did in one day. OWL is steady. Dunno what will happen after dividend payouts though
>>62209785Hantavirus was an IQ test. Those that take it seriously failed.
>>62209794What's your point? There are people taking it seriously, regardless of whether they should, and that's going to pump the stock.
>>62209794Only losers fail. I made a profit, so i'm a winner by your definition.Feels good man.
>>62209791i see the NOW forward PE is 18x. seems like a good risk reward!
soxl chads stay winning
just a reminder this happened>NVIDIA and Marvell Technology, Inc. (NASDAQ: MRVL) today announced a strategic partnership to connect Marvell to the NVIDIA AI factory and AI-RAN ecosystem through NVIDIA NVLink Fusion™, offering customers building on NVIDIA architectures greater choice and flexibility in developing next-generation infrastructure. The companies will also collaborate on silicon photonics technology.>In addition, NVIDIA has invested $2 billion in Marvell.https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-ai-ecosystem-expands-as-marvell-joins-forces-through-nvlink-fusion
>>62209840>NVIDIA has invested $2 billion in Marvell.What are they buying for $2bn from Nvidia?
>>62209840>AI-RANlol, they cant be this obvious
>>62209849Man killing robots!
>>62209840Time to buy marvell? Seems too obvious. could well be top signal
>>62209858I've got it on my watchlist. I was hoping to buy Monday.
>>62209578can't wait for klarna to burn in hell
>March 31, 2026 this shit was literally priced in 12 months ago.
>>62209698it's a chart of drawdowns...is INTC in a drawdown? smg is honestly so fucking retarded at times
>>62209769Whom did you invest in? As mentioned China has structural issues and Chile desperately needs infrastructure upgrades.
>>62209858this news is from March 31st. i just wanted to reiterate this partnership because there is another thread here where people seemed to forget about all AMDs news. "i never heard that{, "i wouldnt have known that".so yeah MRVL and NVDA have this deal in place. MRVL is also a major Amazon and MSFT partner. ill hold MRVL for 5-10 years.
>>62209840Why is it always the same amount with NVDA? Always $2 billion
>>62209607Silver. Personally I dont do miners(I have in the past). Leveraged paper is better(agq)
>>62209840> it's for building 5G AI-run radio systems that will be completely software defined, in preparation for 6Gare you ready for a software update to knock out your national telecoms system which occasionally hallucinates now?
>>62209880why not gold
>>62209785Agreed. WHO just said there are two additional confirmed cases on the ship for a total of 8 now, with 3 dead.Could be a good gamble to throw a small stake into Novavax.Also, reddit hates the idea which is a bullish signal.
>>62209900The ship is less of a worry than the thunderrun boomer bitch that got through an airport, a six hour flight, another airport and onto another flight before being kicked off for being half dead and promptly dying on the airport floor. While being prime virus load. Planes are much more confined than cruise ships and she was more infectious than a bpd hottie with Chlamydia.
2 scoopsjust 2 fucking scoopscould've just bought SOXL at the bottominstead I listened to some anon talk about how SOXL can only be bought at 7 dollars as if it's a thingIdk what I hate more. Other people or myself for listening to them.
>>62209915People probably also told you to buy. You just honed in on what you wanted to hear and were hoping to get rationalizations from others.
>>62209909why do they board planes when they are severely ill?they dont know they cant go to a hospital when they are flying on a plane?
>>62209922Why do self absorbed people do anything. Probably just wanted to get home. Everyone else be damned.
>>62209919no it wasn't like that at all. I was the one who told everyone to buy but everyone else said I'm an idiot. So you see there was no way I'd have listened to scoops who as the time was declared insane and in a war against the jannies like Don Quichote
>>62209894Gold is for boomers and probably inflated in price.Silver, however, is undervalued and in huge demand. And there's a big shortage of it.
>>62209919so I went the safe route and bought the index but I just wish I had taken more risk since I knew I was right all along
I curse all of you.So the overall revenue for MRVL in 2025 was about 7.8 billion, trending to 11.2 billion in 2026. But overall as a stock it's been very anaemic compared to its closest rival, AVGO, which mogs it at 68 billion rev. But the thing about them is that they were actually -587 million in terms of profits after expenditures last year, and are now positive instead of a shitty tech in the red company. The big thing, which the market did n't react to, was the Nvidia 2 billion dollar deal on wednesday. Earnings call on the 27th. Current chart looks like it bounces between 180 at a high and as low as 138, but consolidating in an ascending triangle pattern so really the lowest it will go right now is probably 150 or some shit. Anyway I forgot what I was gonna say. OH YEAH I REMEMBER NOW anyway they're investing in magic optic fiber tech that competes with Micron and Sandisk with ram and shit to optimize and make them less demanding on AI models, which puts them potentially as the next company to randomly go from 140 billion to 900 billion or wherever MU is now. Keep in mind even just by profits vs. mcap relative to AVGO, the fair value of stock next year around this time would be around 500 (assuming it appreciates at speed with broadband anyway). So the actual revenue growth may outstrip as the big boys start throwing money at them too. Or it might go nowhere and be a big fat nothing, whatever.Well now that I've missed AMD, MU, Nvidia I guess this is my new obsession. This and gold, I guess.
>>62209782>sndk will be 4000>mu, the larger and more profitable company will "at least" be 200, which is less than what it was 8 months agoYeah I hope it's at least 200 lol.
>>62209840Oh yeah I was talking about that in my mind.
Do I replace my 203k mile Avalon for a Model Y bros? I'm getting a 20k bonus from work.
>>62209872I'll be laughed at as being a penny stock baggie so I'll only post if it pumps and I sell so I can triumphantly laugh at everyone on /smg/.
>>62209867>not getting the deeply metaironic statement>>62209915I just love to see you suffer. It was what i was hoping for since you started posting here.You tourists will pay for what you have done here.
>>62209915SOXL will top at some point. No point buying now. A new generation of baggies is about to be made, and if this is the start of a lost decade, you really don't want to be on the wrong side.Energy, commodity complex, materials and nanotech is the next big thing.
>>62209858>>62209861>>62209874I got 2000 in and going for another 18k. Ascending triangle. If everything is going to run then this will run.HOWEVERARINO this is also options expiry week and we just had a huge runup, with big boys buying puts, so probably we see a crabdump week that does nothing before another runup.
Fuck my life I literally bought at the bottom and then sold right after aaaaaaaaaaa I want to kill myself for the last 5 weeks.>>62209915Fuck your life too, fake tripfag.>>62209900who fucking cares.>reddit hates the ideaBased
>>62209958no crying in the casino
why is SP500 so slow at growing?at this rate bogleheads will make it sometime within 50 years
>>62209959I have a 180/200 call spread for July but I’m wondering if I should buy a longer dated call as well
>>62209970then in 3 years we can hear about how he missed SOXL or some other 3x etf again. >i woulda did this thing but im a bitch and i blame 4chan for my failures
i wanna apologize for the way i acted last night, any feelings i hurt. bobo is still going to be flattened mercilessly by an enormous financial freight train, but i was definitely out of line with some things i said.
>he taco again on his own deadlineMonday gonna be another bull run.
>>62209977You need income and continuous contributions for SPY to return anything meaningful.
>>62209959Why are you so angry?Take your meds.
>>62209966he was also fired from his drilling job because of this tiktok.
>>62209915It's been traditionally understood a profitable strategy is buy low and sell high.
>>62209990ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
>>62209989>continuous contributions for SPYhow much per month?idk, below 1-2k a month seems lackluster at best isn't it better to full port into MUU?
>>62210008one thing is a gamble the other is a high chance of success but takes something like 20+ years to play out. you cant just compare fotm indivual stocks with an etf that represents the american economy.
>>62210008You’ll either end up massively under or over performing the market. The SP500 is a decade plus snowball. 1-2k a month into SPY or VOO is nothing to sneeze at though.
I don’t follow politics that much. Did Trump taco on the latest EU tariff threats or are those still on the table?
>>62209976THIS!Also:>No drinking or drugs at the casino!>Only the wealthy can afford good food at the casino!>No sex at the casino!
>>62210010>>62210011what do you guys do then? 80% on proper low risk general etfs and 10-20% for singlestocks?
>>6221001970% spy, 15% individual stocks (tsmc/nvda), 5% cash, 5% crypto, 5% silver
>>62210021this is too logical I rather buy new IPO's and some MU I think
>>62210019Pretty much. VOO is the part of my portfolio that’s untouchable. Never sell it and only buy it. I use about 10% of my portfolio for trading and it’s mainly option spreads.
lolif youre sad you missed semis in this latest rallyyou didntyou can buy NVDA and AVGO right now. theyre one of the few not over extended right now and suffering from their own success.
>>62210019Go all in every time like a degenerate on a red day.
>>62209998>buy low and sell high.Nice try but you're not tricking me so easily.
Remember that while SOXL is high SOXS is low
Would it be retarded to buy DRAM on Monday?
>>62210014the drinks are comped!
Ah shit
just left a message at the white house saying how great it is that we're stopping iran from having a nuclear weaponcya monday
>>62210044only if make money is retarded.
>>62210044i bought it Friday at $52. you can buy the individual stocks instead if you don't want to pay the management fee. i got it in my roth.
>>62210027Also ASML and TSM a bitthey have not been rallying like DRAMlook, DRAM is commoditised, the people holding DRAM are going to eat shit in the long termthose prices are going to absolutely crater at one point
>>62210069also, one more important pointthe flood of investment money into DRAM is going to make it even more commoditised.if youre holdng DRAM you need to get out at an exit signal
>>62210045The sushi is comped! Wagies get no comped sushi! Wagies are seething!
>>62209963I obviously meant $2000>>62209986He's not going to escalate, he desperately wants out, he's more likely to claim victory and leave and let Iran control the strait and let Europe and Asia deal with that than he is to resume kinetic operations, US intel already says they've run out of military targets after the 13,000+ strikes they've carried out with Israel, all that's left is the civilian infrastructure like power plants and oil facilities
>>62210086>they've run out of military targetsYou mean they can't penetrate the military targets.
>>62210077what the top signal? the end of 2027?
>>62210092I don't knowthe first time earnings start to slow down
>>62210045The sex at the casino is comped! Incels get no comped sex at the casino! Incels are seething!
>>62210092At the beginning of Trump's 3rd term. Trust the plan.
>>62210089Correct
>>62210069>>62210077lmao coping NVDA baggie, you know you can buy multiple stocks right?
>>62209628https://youtu.be/N5hong4l5Oo?si=lmQTiarmt5p8J3huMU is undervalued
Fuck, I forgot about a portfolio I had with $30k in itI just logged in for the first time in 4 yearsI'm up to 60k in it loland fuckI had actually been holding RWMthat was the meta 5+ years ago to hold RWM. Because back then small caps ate shit, and RWM worked as a good hedge, but RWM has exploded the last couple years. I made this portfolio at the peak of FAGMAN mania.A couple years ago, I was thinking, Im glad Im not in RWM anymore. I actually was and didnt know it lmaoId have like 100k in it if you werent for RWM
>Lumentum to replace CoStar on Nasdaq-100
>>62210107What were holding that you forgot about?
>>62210107The only names in my portfolio I lost money on was DG and RWM
>>62209915>instead I listened to some anon talk about how SOXL can only be bought at 7 dollars as if it's a thingI bought it at 8 bucks
>>62210092the top signal was when i saw hood twitter reposting robinhood screenshots from buying calls on semis
>>62210115AMZN, GOOGL, DG and RWMI used to have more in it, but I sold off most of my names in this portfolio. At the time, I just thought Id keep these names holding in it because fuck it I think they will do well. I think I used to have 12 names in the portfolio.
>>62210125>hood twitterqrd?
>>62210092People think big IPOs like Openai in 2027 will be the top signal.But my advice iss that people will probably frontrun the ipos, because of how reddit has democratized stock trading, the retail retards will sell ahead of time causing the market to shart itself before openai IPOs.Most likely, large hedgefunds will follow the same logic and the dump will begin a month before the ipo. The ipo will be blamed btu it'll be a convenient cover.
>>62210109Yeah i anticipated this. It's almost a tenth of one of my folios. Maybe it's time to sell.
>>62210125the top 10% own 90% of stocks and bonds. we dont really matter.
>>62210132
>>62209749When was the last time you or anyone you know who isn't a complete dumbass used Klarna to check out? Their initial plan seemed to be to capitalize on the stupidity of really dumb people until shit hits the fan and the world realize that the buy now, pay later model isn't sustainable. I don't see how they could undercut the competition in the same space even if you ignore everyone except PooPal.
>>62210141>1 contract>$3000 returninteresting looks like nigger rich also had a cousin named nigger investing.
>>62210139you might recognize that, the average retail trader does not know that they are being conditioned>what is dispersion
>>62210143premium discords? no thanks. we do imessage group chats.
>>62210141>tfw no chocolate, hood, "investor" gf
Qatar sent their first LNG tanker through the Strait of Hormuz since the start of the war using the approved Iranian shipping lane, this means that Qatar paid Iran reparations for their involvement in the war(CENTCOM is based out of the Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar) which is required by the new Persian Gulf Strait Authority for them to use the strait, as well as tolls, Gulf nations are starting to except the new reality of the situation, it won't be too long before the US leaves and shipping resumes, for an oil tanker the toll amounts to $1 per barrel, so for a supertanker that carries 2 million barrels of oil that's $2 million dollars
>>62210144to explain it to you fully... the bottom 90% are not impacting the market prices. hood twitter with one $400 contract does not matter. its not a top signal.
>>62210147
>>62210150... who do you think is the primary buyer of 0dte contracts?
>>62210143The success and/or skill of a investor is not measured in how much money they have but their percentage of gains. If anon starts with $10 and a year later has $25 he is doing great. If you started with $1000 and have $1500 a year later you suck, he is 3x better at this than you.
>>62210141do women actually believe that their prime is in their 40s?
>>62209840my dumb ass boomer coworker full loaded into Marvell last year because he liked guardians of the galaxy and after that the stock tanked. I cant believe this retard is printing now
Now, what do I do about RWM I forgot about holding for 5 years? Sell it now, or wait for an overall market dip then sell it? I dont want this ticker lolIt's been dragging the portfolio I forgot about down for years
>>62210149I'm not reading all that,Hormussy status? Please reply with a frog image
>>62210155thats not how it works. once you play around with larger sums you start getting more emotional. possibility of losing 2-3 years of your wagiecagie salary in a matter of week is some kind of challenge you dont have to face with low sums of money. just saying...
>>62209954This, I'm thinking we're near the top of this AI bubble. Pivoting into silver is the smart play. It's still very undervalued and has a lot of room left to run.
