Let’s be honest, crypto is already a meme and BTC is no exception.But the real joke is Europe. In the EURSS, you can’t even buy BTC with euros without getting dragged through KYC, and cashing out is just as bad.I’m on Bisq 2 because Bisq 1 got rekted, and the cheapest offer I can find for buys with SEPA has a 6% premium with a max buy of 85 EUR. 85 fucking euros. For Bitcoin. In 2026.And selling back to euros? Absolute clown show, impossible to cash out without giving back to the nanny state at least 36% profits. What the hell is this shit system supposed to be?I CANNOT BUY NOR SELL BITCOIN IN 2026 WITHOUT GETTING LAGARDE'S FIST UP MY ASSHOLE.
> still talks about Europe
>>62209475OK so what can a jewropooran really do if he makes a good profit on crypto? Fly out to some Asian backwater, set up accounts there and sell? It would be good to know in the unlikely case that I make it because I hate jews too much to give them any of my hypothetical profits.
>>62209504This is why I'm trapped. I cannot cash out. The Asian escape gateways require fiscal residence afaik. And I'm not moving to the yellow countries any time soon. I don't wanna go suck arab dick either which also require for me to be a fiscal resident there (0% crypto taxes but can be nuked by the kikes or Iran anytime now)South America same, but I'll get monkey aids instead (thinking Paraguay). But I'm not giving lagarde my hard worked cash to continue funding infinite muslims and niggers, rather die and shove my trezor up my ass. Meanwhile I cannot accumulate because that's already a tax liability and I cannot sell.
The real joke is a 60 year old ponzi schemes around perpetually over rolled generational debt that is breaking under a failure of refinancing it because interests are 1.5% higher That's hilarious. The globalist ponziconomy dying because of 1500 bepis
>>62209510Fucking hell you stupid retards. The moment to defect from the ponzi was in 2023 latest when the shitshow got integrated into the boomer ponziconomy. Well done idiot you literally cannot cash out now
That's why I'm trying to discuss in this nigerian wood chipping forum if someone smarter than me has a possibility to move with stealth but I guess everyone is even more retarded than myself. Worst case I'll have frozen wealth until one day stupid tradfi is merged fully with BTC, but I might be dead by then.But yeah there's no cashing out in Europe (nor fist onramps for buying anymore).It's over
you'll just have to trust someone to do it for you outside europe anon, that's the price you have to pay
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>>62209583Still you wouldn't be able to put that money back ever in an european bank. For that scenario, I can simple go for the fiscal residence and abandon Europe and cash out from SA/Asia. Literally they'll force me to leave and replace me with 10 mohammeds that are net negative contributors. I rather do that that get more than 30% taken away from these crooks
>>62209588Checked, even gold/ silver is more promising. At least I can buy it and sell it without getting fisted up my anus. Treating me as a literal criminal lmao for buying buttcoin
>>62209602I am an eu cuck and recently changed banks. Transfered a larger sum from one bank to the other. Just straight up fiat currency, 99% of it was savings from paychecks. I had to submit bank account informations from my former bank, employment contract and my past paychecks from the past 8 years. we are talking about legit fiat currency and this whole deal took 2-3 months with the possibility of my assets being frozen after a while. now imagine crypto in that scenario. legitimately felt like a criminal despite doing everything by the book. its so fucking over here.
>>62209595yea that means using a debit card from said outside european country, open a bank account with them and use the card wherever you are in the world, but you have to be wiling to abandon europe, but for enough money not the peanuts they pay you
>>62209577Its not possible anymore. Holy fucking shit you retards really missed the most fucking obvious signal of getting the fuck out of crapto in 23. I mean come on, the only value crapto ever had was being divorced from the BoomerX ponziconomy, its sovereign bond ponzis, not able to be held by pension funds and frankly existing in a legal grey zone that was not able to effectively be legislated and had the legislation enforceable The monent that ended, crapto became worthless
>>62209475Based thread OP. You better not be glowing data mining operation. Euro cuck here and i can confirm es ist vorbei
>>62209617We're doomed... I don't see an easy future in europe and investments.I just gonna go for stocks investments outside of Europe. Plus, now it's good for me to diversify (though literal aths), but honestly I'm getting stuck with Bitcoin I don't have any easy use case in which I can spend it. So I'm a hodler for life? This is it? Generational suicide>>62209618I don't have any use for small prepaid debit cards i don't travel/spend. My fiat is sufficient to cover my living costs but I'm stuck on a 6 figure hell parallel that I cannot literally cash out in Europe.Also I don't even wanna cash out but i have zero exits even if I wanted (and atm zero fiat onramps to but too, since every cex is reporting since this January via DAC8).>>62209636Last exit was December 2025 in Europe. And i didn't take it. There's multiple other countries that are more benevolents than in her. Even US taxes are lower to be paid. Here they just want to kill the goy and close all exits, which they are doing quite well I think
>>62209643Nah fuck those glowniggers. I'm just pissed and exploring options to escape I think eventually I'll have to leave Europe until literally next Hitler comes into power and expels those snakes. Continental suicide
>>62209649Tbf, reading the terminology you use, you deserve fucked in the ass like the fucking retarded clown you are. You missed the chance, get fucked, die, kys
>>62209654Lmao did you get upset. How much have you cash out smartass? Go fuck yourself you brownoid that's my terminology on you faggot
>>62209649>I just gonna go for stocks investments outside of Europethats what I do. I invest 99% of my money into the us stock market. thats the only winning move right now. what amazes me are the americans investing into OUR economy. I guess you need to live here in order to understand how doomed it is.
>>62209659Over the last 15 years, 3.2 M
>>62209664And I want to add, non was taxed. Non was ever declared, all sits far outside of the reach of the EUSSR
>>62209659lmao he's just butthurt because nobody was responding to his gay little doomer talking points he likes to spam. Kinda funny he was posting them here when they have nothing to do with your specific situation.
Any info on what a happening in Germany? I heard they are removing the tax free after one year and replacing it with capital gains taxes for any crypto bought starting 2026.
>>62209661>I guess you need to live here in order to understand how doomed it is.Americans are thinking the same thing.
>>62209670Oh they have. Why do you think that crapto was hastily integrated over the last 5 years? The boomer ponzis are all bankrupt and the bankrupt ponzis are all desperate to find useful idiots to be exploited to save their 60 year old pyramid scheme that the early crapto defectors ghosted for the past 17 years
>>62209676>Why do you think that *thing irrelevant to Euro issue with a tax*How about you stop posting like a bot and gain some actual contextual awareness?
>>62209661Yup that's what I'll do invest in us markets and be done with it. At least I'm not considered a literal criminal.>>62209672Yup seems the 1 year tax free holding period is getting cut afaik
>>62209672Germany is defacto bankrupt. Same goes for the entire rest of Europe. The only credit expansion Europe is able to generate is uncovered and public communist one. Europe and especially Germany has been in a deflationary death spirap for the better part of a decade. And every attempt, be it the import of debt collateral from the middle east, hyper inflationary monetary policy during the coof distraction, the loans to Hoholistan, the "Doppelwumms" all fizzled out and non managed to reverse Germany and Europe going ussr 1989 this year
>>62209690At least now you're slightly more coherent with your bullshit, you got any receipts on those 3 million gorillions or is it all a larp?
>>62209697Do you want the account numbers and the shell companies under which that capital is hidden as well? Shall I write you a fucking check. Stupid nigger!
>>62209703Hahaha bro don't get upset i also was an OG with 8 figure sells and been in BTC since 25 years ago.You probably don't even know what's anchor protocol nigger
>>62209649you just have to do it slowly, or just 'buy a house' in the said country, but it seems like you are not really committed
>>62209707No I have no idea what the scam you try to advertise is. Why should I? Crapto is over since it was integrated into the bankrupt boomer ponziconomy, its now just what it originally was, a wonky ass distributed database management system with no use case that isn't used for anything
>>62209709I have already got a mortgage as primary residence. There's no point in paying the debt since I get some interest deduction and can make more via investments. It's just that everything is already optimized but I cannot escape and create more wealth. I feel stuck as a wagecuck forever
>>62209688>At least I'm not considered a literal criminal.for now. one of the big ideas in brussel right now is to (force) investments into the eu. stuff like that often done through tax benefits. at least thats how it starts, the next part is tax disadvantage for investments outside the us. its pretty much a laid out plan. the question is when is it fully rolled out, no one knows.
>>62209712Alright. Anchor protocol was the UST minter machine for the terra Luna fiasco. If you were an OG you should at least know about terra and anchor hahahaha. Let's not even get into defi summer. Waiting on those 6-7 figure receipt and your panama offshore shell company btw
>>62209726>Terra/Luna>OGFucking hell, you stupid retarded zoomer trash. Sometimes I get the impression you are as braindead as the boomer trash
>>62209729Still waiting on your receipts OG
>>62209715no i'm saying if you want to cash it all out, you have to give the bank an excuse, but this plan requires you to abandon europe which it seems you are not committed to, cash everything out, getting a visa will be easy because you are tying your investment in said country, then use local bank card for whatever, if you want to go back to europe, you'll be renting instead
>>62209731And why should I keep any digital prove to share with a pixel on a screen for whatever reason about what is in the legal sense something if I hadn't covered my tracks that would get me 25 years in a cell?
>>62209737Right, in that scenario that's what they might push me to do. I think from 28' i will realistically leave since after that they'll try to introduce the exit tax and then it'll be truly over>>62209739Bro you're watching too many movies. Don't worry you and I know you're a larp
>>62209737This is a good suggestion. The capital is being hidden far out of the reach of the bankrupt communists, a simple international bank card on the shell companies name to cash out inside the communist hell hole and for the communists the natural person looks on paper in the jurisdiction like the poorest poor fag possible. >>62209759What?
>>62209510Malta 0€ Tax free.183day Malta.182 day in your hell country.
>>62209789Maltas banks are still subject to European banking legislation. That's asked to be fucked
>>62209789Yup Malta might make sense, though I read some review that for a guy he felt lonely. But what the fuck, i already have zero friends. Also Switzerland (0% crypto taxes if you're not a trader) but i don't wanna speak german and i find it too pristine for my taste
>>62209789arent those shitty small countries insanely risky? looking at 2013 cyprus for example, the defaulted. you would have lost EVERYTHING at that time. how can you guarantee thats not going to happen again with the current state of the eu or am I missing something here?
>>62209801You cannot that's the point. Any jurisdiction that has an automated data sharing agreement with EU faggotry should not be used as a place to hide capital from the EU. That includes Switzerland.
>>62209800you have to move to less savoury country and open a dollar or euro account, there are tons of banks that allow you to do this even in the most shitty countries, or just wait to make a make it stack, you have to sacrifice something anon, you can't have you cake and eat it too
>>62209617You must have been moving millions of Euro for that to happen. And to have been a bit unlucky.
>>62209812>Make it stack>Crapto 2026Lmfao
>>62209815it was something like 200k in one go. my neo broker doesnt have a support so I couldnt prepare the transaction in advance. it is what it is.
>>62209815Bro I'm scared of even dropping 50k euros around and getting my shit analysed completely. I think anything upwards of that and the banks start asking questions
>>62209827You should stop larping glow nigger
>>62209832Kek, another high roller that drops 200k euros in and out on a daily basis. Get in line, there's too many of you
>>62209475just buy it otc from your friend, retard.anyway,>europe taxeskek
