>This house has great bones
>It is also rotted and thermo-warped. We are running a special where the current homeowners will secrete even more of their bodily fluids, hair, and dead skin around the home that a professional cleaning can't completely get rid of. That will be one million dollars.
>>62210966>Plus tip
>Not taking a penny under 900k I know what I got
>Ever heard of in-floor cooling?
>>62210890That's value-added right?
>>62210890this house was recently renovated by Sandra amazingly talented designer of 3 years. She and her hubby Eli saw the potential in this historical residence and brought out its full potential and vibrance. Take a gander at this marvelous new white paint and granite counter top kitchen island to enjoy company. A beautiful new stone pathway lines your own personal oasis in the front lawn and a beautiful pressure treated pine fence will provide comfort and privacy in this historical up and coming neighborhood full of fresh energy. This renovation took many hours of hard work and browsing Pinterest so we believe the $200k increase in price is a true bargain. It's sure to go fast at this price and will only continue appreciating which is why we are happy it go to someone who wants to enjoy their new dream home
>bring your toolbelt and your imagination!
>we already had 2 offers this week one of which was all cash
>>62211144kek and nice digits>>62211199>handyman special
>this property features an open concept...
>>62211124No it's a shit house and have nothing good to say
>*opens closet*>this space has real potential as a 3rd bedroom, part of why this is such an attractive property
>>62211637Kek u niggers
Love me a good frog thread
>>62210890>With some vision and sweat equity the right person will have found the diamond in the rough
>This bones has great house
>conveniently located on Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd, walking distance from Downtown!
>>62211521I don't mind them calling anything a handyman special.Everyone knows that means the house needs a LOT of work before it is usable
>this home has great muscles
>>62210890>this house has a great gall bladder>>62211780
I’m 32 and all i want to do is to go music festival (where i drink alcohol or take drugs) and bang hot women. Do gym and maybe play vidya with my friends on off time. When am i supposed to start wanting all this house and settling down stuff?
>Meticulously maintained
>>62211732>How safe is it, you ask? Uh... Oh, that's my phone. I have another showing in 15. Let me show you the master bedroom!
>>62210890>new front landscape will increase curb appeal
>>62210890>I know what I got
>this house has a great cock
