>Basic Information>gme.cac site redacted due to aidshttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CHhttps://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)>Daily reminders[Kek Melvies]bzilp4>Mandatory study time>The Everything Shortreddit.com/mgucv2>^watch-alongyoutu.be/AaalT8rn9lc>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Riskyoutu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E>Failure to deliveryoutu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE>GameStop Investor Site>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statementnews.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance>Real-Time Tradeshttps://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-tradeshttps://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictionsnasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHaltsnyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices>All other news/DDs/etcen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunthttps://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-workedhttps://computershared.net/?bot=drsbotDRS Guide:reddit.com/ptvakaAvoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-factsHF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdfSEC GME/meme stocks report:sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdfDD Compilation:reddit.com/mnss65Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:reddit.com/pb22ojCellar Boxing:reddit.com/pmj9yk>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulledLast time on /GME/: >>62203262As always:>sneed hedgies
>>62210916Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.>SummaryGameStop Info>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $9.0 B cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventoryDRS & Computershare>~66.2 million shares of ~448.4: 15% total held by Mar 18, 2026>~67.0/~448.0: 15% by Dec 5, 2025>~66.7/~447.7: 15% 9/5, ~68.1/~447.3: 15% 6/5, ~69.5/~447.08: 16% 3/19>~71.0/~446.8: 16% Dec 4, 2024>~72.8/~426.5: 17% 9/4, ~74.6/~351: 21% 6/5>>~75.3 of ~305 25% by Mar 20, 2024,>~75.4 by Nov 30 2023, ~75.4 8/31, ~76.6 6/1, ~76.0 3/22 Vs Cede & Co>>Previously...>End of 2021 through 2025 data:https://pastebin.com/raw/8Kzb1wYBUnfuddable>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares>'MOASS' is a matter of timeFurther information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!Reply to this pasta for any confusion.WGAMI!Other news/reminders:Wednesday RRP: 1.633B, 7P = 0.233B per (roughly)Thursday RRP: 0.773B, 6P = 0.129B per (roughly)Friday RRP: 0.787B, 5P = 0.1574B perInvestor site links to SEC for old filings, FAQ for warrants exp [Oct 30 2026]>4-for-1 Stock Split Form of stock dividend (Rec: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)^2022-07-06 8-K>Q4 and FY25 8-K/10-K^2026-03-24>Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparencysec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf>100 page comparison DDhttps://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc>Legacy linkswallet.gamestop.comnft.gamestop.comwww.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)>Use archivesAvoid DSPP:reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdfPlease don't feed spammers and sliders.
Yeahh uhhh.... Can i get a WAGMI and a number 7, a number 4 a number one and a large soda?
Brace yourselves for the>rYaN nEver WanTed to Be ThE cEO oft GaemStop!Sneed, you faggots
even if i wanted to post a pessimistic, fudding and hurting post i wouldnt know where to start.
>>62210927Got you right here>>62210741
>>62210943Thank you
I'm gonna say it againRC joined gamestop as an activist investor. The goal of an activist investor is typically to build a position in a company in order to get a seat on the board because they have ideas on how to improve a company. From there they usually take a backseat or a support role with that company.RC didn't initially join gamestop because he wanted to be the CEO. He became CEO of gamestop because he felt he needed to, which from the results was clearly the truth. He couldn't take a backseat in the company; he needed to lead it.Now with ebay he isn't saying he wants to be an activist investor. He wants to LEAD it. That's the difference between how he started at gamestop compared to how he wants to handle ebay.Doing something you didn't necessarily want to do for the greater good is certainly a quality I want in a leader.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBlu45HFrukThey're laughing at us baggie bros....
>62211001>hedge fund manager with less charisma than a stump and the voice of a tard has more than 1 million subscribersI am definitely not going to watch 30 minutes of this prick rambling about something he's wrong about. I'm sure all the normalfag cattle comments are sucking him off.
>Shareholder meeting in 1 month>Still no proxy materials to votePeculiar
>>62210921Last week:Monday RRP: 0.363B, 5P = 0.0726B perTuesday RRP: 0.643B, 6P = 0.107B per (roughly)Wednesday RRP: 0.747B, 5P = 0.1494B perEnd of April Thursday RRP: 8.261B, 12P = 0.688B per (roughly)Start of May Friday RRP: 0.607B, 5P = 0.1214B per>This week:Monday RRP: 0.618B, 11P = 0.056B per (roughly)Tuesday RRP: 1.122B, 6P = 0.187B perWednesday RRP: 1.633B, 7P = 0.233B per (roughly)Thursday RRP: 0.773B, 6P = 0.129B per (roughly)Friday RRP: 0.787B, 5P = 0.1574B per
>>62211018Good thinking actually, the video BTFO's the merger so completely that it might unironically convince fellow apes to sell... might delete the post later but others deserve to know...
acquiring ebay would be objectively perfect for gamestop. the two companies complement each other. anyone who says otherwise has been huffing the "gamestop bad" msm drivel.
>>62211043It really is. Maybe they had to keep putting it off because voting matters kept changing.
>>62211059I watched it one argument was like > well Ryan bought calls so that means Ebays board fiduciary duty towards shareholders wont applylike what?
Is I a trillionaire yet?
Hello saar once again>cohen bad>gamestop bad>redeem nowMy colleagues will now peepee poopoo the thread. Thank you come again.
if anyone can refute a single point made in:>https://youtu.be/iBlu45HFruki will kys myself irl and stream it itt
>>62211188>expand embed>visible gay physiognomy>close embedI don't listen to queers.
>>62211196>expand embedI just hovered my mouse over it.
>>62211196>>62211207>gets btfo before even watching the videoLMAOit's really that easy :^)
>>62211207What an absolutely disgusting way to browse 4chan
>>62211209
>please watch our latest round of paid FUD and propaganda
As if I owe you fags attention.
>>62211216>please blindly trust the billionaire jew that has proven for 6 years now that he will literally do anything and everything except make the stock price go upno thanks :^)
Can at least one of these retards spreading FUD look up what percent of a company is required for a hostile takeover? And then consider that GameStop already has enough in cash considering the TD debt?
Ah yes, the yearly video from whoever-the-fuck on youtube. Algo cycles extend beyond the market, it seems.
doesn't gamestop already own a fairly large stake in ebay
>>62210938>wouldn’t know where to start $24-45%After 5 and a half yearsYou could start there
>>62211263GameStop has rights to 5% via derivatives.
>>62211235Gamestop owns 5%they have 3 people who are privy and allowed to trade based on knowledge of how Gamestop invests, if all of those 3 have bought 4.9% of ebay alreadyThis shit should be an easy merge
>>62211264
>>62211188are you the faggot who promised to cut off and light himself on fire over on /pol/?
>>62211293thanks for the reply!points refuted: 0concessions accepted: 1
>I'm passionate about eBay. I believe in eBay's business. I wasn't passionate about GameStop. That's the difference.Lmao do all the mental gymnastics you wantKek baggies
Chat is this real?
>>62211315And yet reality comes crashing down
>>62211188>unsolicitedThe fact every person shitting on GameStop HAS to use this word is proof that this is coordinated by TPTB. Reality is a little chaotic or uncertain. Different people have different opinions.The fact many different people are moving with the same talking points, shows that a historical narrative is trying to be fabricated. >he's calling gamestop a meme stock>brings up failing revenue (but not increased profits)>calls gold a "4000 year old meme"Of course a Jew cocksucker would call sound money stupid. He can't steal your money unless its held in paper fiat or generic financial instruments he sees.>gamestop's stock fell 11% when he bought BTC!Im 5 minutes in and this sucks ass. Good to note that fancy multi million dollar house behind him was taken by nonproductive profiteering and scraping paenies off trades like Bernie Madoff.No house in America has an artistic horse statue in front of a wall of floor to ceiling windows, without being worth over 3 million dollars. This guy doesn't live in a 1970s executive ranch house. He lives in an urban HOA and throws lots of (you)r money around.
>>62211326thanks for the reply!points refuted: 0concessions accepted: 1
>7:20 he claims RC buying BBBY led to a spike in price, then claims RC sold near the peak, then the stock collapsed, SEC opened investigation, then he talks about Cohen being accused of a pump and dump schemeI think RC should send a C&D for this fraudulent reporting. He makes zero mention of RC being an activist investor who heavily involved himself with management. >8:09 he says "(maybe nothing malicious occurred maybe Cohen changed his mind)"I believe RC should send a C&D because failure to mention RC's involvement with BBBY management, and his framing of RC "pumping and dumping" is slander and libel.>>62211324Yes. The judges who approve this shit need sedition charges and stripping of citizenship. Making guys into debt slaves for their whore wives who, by definition, fail at their widely duties. Divorce rape laws are like if a crack head gets caught doing drugs at work, then the courts make the company pay his lost wages.
8:51 he implies RCs actions were "like investing in an unregistered crypto token, giving temu Elon musk vibes, the most on brand aesthetic choice a meme stock CEO made"More slander/libel by comparing RCs fully above board and registered actions + intent to develop business with unregistered/illegal/scam activity.
>>62211188Just watched the video. I'm out this week bros. Shills win. I don't care anymore. MOASS was always just a dream. I won't waste another 5 years of this
>>62211348>fraudulent reportingwhich part is a liethat literally all happened, redditnigger
>>62211356>ryan can fling shit at whoever for whatever>can't take the bantz backLMAOOOOOO
>>62211188I dont take moral advice from 3 sorts of people, hedgefunds, accountants, and lawyers
eBay being owned by large funds is great because they have fiduciary duty. RC can make offers they are legally obligated to approve. UH OH STINKY MORE SLANDER/LIBEL!>17:50 it depends entirely on if Ryan Cohen is a better manager of ebay than eBay's current management, which at this point is an untested hypothesisI have a test that already exists. Did Ryan Cohen use GameStop funds to gangstalk and attempt to drive to suicide, online critics? Did Ryan Cohen spend gamestop funds on free beer for employees at shareholder/customer expense? Probably shouldn't make claims like that when they already admitted to corporate liability and further criminal charges would be dismissed if they stayed out of trouble (then committed market manipulation against RC, reopening the case.) You can't claim to take a side as a journalist while intentionally not reporting on public information. That's the risk of being a journalist.
>>62211380>takes moral advice from billionaire jews insteadLMAO>>62211384>muh slanderis it slander when i call you a faggot or do i get a pass for stating an irrefutable fact
Another complete FUCKING LIE about RC>19:48 the rest of their 5% economic exposure is a series of Americans style put/call options. Now a corporate board has a fiduciary duty to its actual shareholders, they do not have a fiduciary duty to people who bought derivatives betting on the direction of the stock price. Those are not the same thing.Actually they DO have a fiduciary duty when RC offers more than the stock price. They are obligated to sell the company on behalf of shareholders. Retirement funds are OBLIGATED to vote yes if they receive a vote. I think this qualifies as slander/libel because he is intentionally lying about the most basic market mechanics to shit on RC. He fails to mention RC's buy out offer or the numbers that prove RC right, which is the entire basis of this journalism video. >>62211391Slander because futa isnt gay :)
>20:30 he mentions RC wants to force a proxy vote, but the deadline to become a board member has already passedI'm not a CEO, did he compare 2 completely irrelevant things? RC doesnt need to be a board member to force a shareholder vote? All he has to do is make the offer. Whether RC can fund it or not is a separate issue, which would probably be handled criminally. The ebay board does not get to decide who is allowed to offer to buy them out. Like I said before institutions are obligated to vote yes is RC offers more, unless they also want criminal charges themselves for failing their OWN fiduciary duty.
do shills get paid extra for weekends? I hope they are not doing this for free for their own sake.
>a vintage Rolex is a Pokemon card for people who wear suitsThere we go guys. The narwahl has baconed at midnight. Funny he admits RC's own strategy but dismisses it, because it would prove him wrong.>brings up burry, says him selling is a sign GME holders made a bad bet>frames Burry as someone who rallied retail into buying gamestopFinancial times did the same thing. One of the links in RC's article links to another article with this image as the header. Implying GME is a meme stock, and Michael Burry is leading retail, and thus responsible for their actions (which should be dismissed/disqualified/confiscated is the subtext.)>calls GME a meme stock againI'm very curious if the FBI investigated. Would they find quid pro-quo between all the people saying "unsolicited offer" and "meme stock" have any financial incentive to say so? Its obvious the SEC uses journalistic reporting to self-define how much they can suppress companies.
>>62210916Between the oil crisis (higher likelihood) and the hanta virus (lower likelihood), the happenings unfolding by eoy should make things interesting. Where is the “fookin’ hell omelanda” meme when ya need it?
>>62211230>Please trust the resident thread spamming retardLmao
>>62211455I think "lockdowns" are some sort of game-theory bankers use during supply shocks to hide inflation. If you were paying attention, banks wouldn't sell coinage to the citizens for a long time unless you were a business owner. I remember thinking that there was a real risk of trade stalling out for the real economy but all of the boundless debts, taxes, and benfits never ceasing to stop increasing despite a drastic slowdown. The unemployment benefits were all enacted likely in desperation anticipating an implosion if liquidity was not injected in to Mainstreet. I think they WANT a lockdown while MOASS happens.
>>62211348>Yes. The judges who approve this shit need sedition charges and stripping of citizenshipJust fucking yeet them into volcanoes.
>>62211493>filenameLmaooo. Womens brains break when they dont get spanked sexually. They stsrt divorcing and becoming judges who hate men. Same thing happens when guys take SSRIs and can't jerk off, they go shoot a bunch of people.I hope she sees the great opportunity in front of her and chooses the better path. Literally the only thing preventing Caroline from being the thread monkey to respected is stop acting like a shithead. She fits in good other than the 24/7 seething. >>62211496I think its demand side controls to freeze an economic crash. The stimulus money isnt inflation, its government giving you 10% of what they give themselves every day.
>>62211326>>62211348>>62211356>>62211384>>62211404>>62211442You're forgetting the best lines he said in the whole video>0:31 Now some people have questioned the ambition of targeting eBay. It is after all only 5x Gamestop's size. If you're going to announce a transformative, non-binding acquisition, funded partly with shares that don't exist, why think so small. Nvidia has a market cap of around 4.5 trillion dollars. Gamestop could issue 5 trillion dollars of stock and make a proper run at it. There would even be genuine synergies.>Gamestop is trying to buy eBay? Don't be ridiculous. That's so unrealistic and makes no sense. >OY VEY. GAMESTOP SHOULD SELL 5 TRILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF STOCK TO BUY NVIDIA, GOY. IT JUST WORKS, GOY. JUST BUY THE TOP OF THE AI BUBBLE, GOY. My sides were in orbit when I heard him suggest that. These people have to be smoking some powerful shit.
>>62211534Or they're FUCKING SHORT and lying on purpose.
>>62211547>Or they're FUCKING SHORT and lying on purpose.Oh that's without a doubt at this point. I just can't help but think that the ass-pull of retarded advice he just gave to Gamestop, suggesting that they should giga-dilute, is fueled by financial desperation and amphetamines. He barely blinked the whole fucking video kek.
>>62211534>thinks the suggestion to sell 5 trillion dollars worth of stock to acquire nvidia was serious>can't can't handle a silly little absurdist extrapolation to underscore the point>can't detect sarcasm>t. the guy that invested all of his money into a billionaire jew and his 6 years of poop and fart tweetsjesus christ lol
>>62211280They can take their offer to eBay shareholders directly with their 125$/share offer. If they get 51%, they have a voting majority and can start to influence the company. They literally already have the cash to do this. Its a standard hostile takeover. I wonder if the offer to aquire is a legal requirement or something before you do a hostile takeover
>>62211579It was basically rumor control. Remember the news got leaked before RC announced.
>>62211568>What is Poe's Law?You need a good hate-fuck, Caroline.
>>62211589>gets brutally BTFO>muh carolineKEKevery time
>>62211550You're right. He has the amphetamine physiognomy. People like that are vegan or meth heads. >>62211579It doesnt matter if they say yes now or wait for Ryan's non consensual pain in the ass later (per his own words.)>>62211589She needs to get spanked, not as punishment, but so she can take the stick out of her ass and have fun for once.
i was watching the latest interview and i just realized that ryan's gay-mouth that weirdly extends beyond the vermilion border of his lips is just like the gay-mouth of everyone's favourite traffic guy that didn't kill himselfcan't believe it took me 6 years to finally figure out why ryan's fucking weird mouth would always give me the heebie-jeebiesanyways the DD in this post is unrionically more valuable than anything any redditniggers here or on reddit have posted in the last several years
>>62211616>vermilionCan you please stop trying to trash talk. Writers trash talk like its a poem. Your reliance on nigger is too low-brow too. I'll refrain from being mean, but try to blend in better. Plus Ryan eats Asian mulf pussy. Nothing more straight than that!
>>62211621>can't disprove me>can only seetheKEKevery time
https://x.com/ryancohen/status/2052855234032980444>the pajeeta untagged herself from Ryan's postThey're running scared now.
>>62211632how long until some unhinged baggroid heads to san jose to literally rape one of the female ebay employees for getting a free glass of wine at the end of their shift LMAO
>>62211612You can't be unraped once you are raped! Also, picrel
>https://kotaku.com/ryan-cohen-says-he-isnt-passionate-about-gamestop-as-he-makes-desperate-bid-for-ebay-2000694578uhhhh thoughts?KEK
>>62211636No one would rape an Indian.
>>62211644uhh indians would... which essentially encompasses all holders who are also redditors aka (You)KEK
>>62211636Please stop being so obsessed with rape! Consensual spanking only! >>62211632I bet that meth enjoyer hedgie is going to be tweaking in court when RC is fucking him with a defamation lawsuit. If ebay's board refuses to put RC's offer to a shareholder vote, he can sue all of them.What happens when the institutions fail their fiduciary duties and reject Ryan by voting no? He gets to sue the entire executive team of every retirement fund, plus their shareholders can sue too. LMAO. They should capitulate or Ryan might actually have a path to owning "all the stocks."
>>62211650>In a conversation with Business Insider’s Sarah E. Needleman, Cohen says one of his biggest drives in taking over the e-commerce titan is that he’s lost the spark at his current job. Assuming it was ever there to begin with. “I wasn’t passionate about GameStop,” says Cohen.UH OHHHHHHH
>>62211653Are you good at cooking? What's your sign? What's your favorite color? Top 5 movies?
>>62211658uh oh you just activated my filter>filtered:^)
>>62211643the retards here will come up with some sort of pathetic cope, don't worry
>>62211661you give the retards here way too much creditif you bring this interview up in this thread they will refuse to ever acknowledge it and instead will call you caroline KEK
>I did not want to be the CEO of GameStop.so after all this time we finally find out that ryan's>not for longtweet was literally him just being a massive cryfagwhat a truly shocking turn of events...
>>62211659I'm not that good at cooking. Virgo, blue. In no specific other: 2001 a space odyssey, taxi driver, The Herd 1978 (very hard to find), LOTR trilogy (extended), and fuck it Tron Legacy for the effects and music. Extra: the big lebowski, hes literally me! How about you?
>>62211669>spends 10 minutes firing up a new ID just for me to spend 5 seconds to filter it>filtered:^)
>chewy was literally never profitable when cohen was with the company>gamestop's business operations have never been profitable under cohen and the interest generated by the money earned from diluting shareholders is the only thing preventing cash flow from being negativewhat the fuck is this guy even good at?>uhhhh muh cut costs>bro just spend less money>*revenue declines by 9-figures per quarter*literal 70 IQ niggershit ideas LMAO
>>62211671Quit being an incel, Callie! Being forced to hang out with a bunch of fat man hating dykes did you no favors.
>>62211677>spends 10 minutes firing up a new ID just for me to spend 5 seconds to filter it>filtered:^)
I don't want Ryan to be CEO of Gamestop anymore.
I dont think she realizes the last 5 years of threads are going to be finely combed over by everyone on the planet. Journalists, youtubers, law enforcement, foreigners, historians, everyone. They are present, but don't know it yet. Try to have more fun. You seem to have been picked for the winning side, if you can learn to move on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGwSoo favorite movies?
Did you guys see this interview? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ij2nQymtA
>>62211671>>62211676>>62211681Stop being so transparently tsundere for him and just go on a date
>>62211692I hope they spend extra long on the borderline gay porn ive posted for years
>>62211692>the last 5 years of threads are going to be finely combed over by everyone on the planet.Hello future lurkers. I, as a holder of the illustrious business juggernaut and amazon competator gamestop, am objectively smarter and better than all of you. Every single one of you had the chance to be as rich as I am now, but you were too stupid to notice the incredibly obvious signs even after 6 years. You have missed the opportunity of a lifetime. There will not be another gamestop. You will spend the next 45 years of your life in a soul crushing office job pecking away at a keyboard to make a jewish millionaire 0.5% richer. I will wake up at 2PM, go wherever I wish and eat whatever the fuck I want. Feel the envy and jealousy. Let it build inside you. Cope by saying I was just lucky and tell yourself that you're content with your life. As you read this I am probably in my mansion, eating a large 3-topping pizza I bought without any deals or coupons, balls deep in the throat of an expensive thai ladyboy hooker while I play legend of dragoon on my modded PS2 using four A100 GPUs as a stand. Fuck every single one of you. The holocaust never happened. Traps are gay.
>>62211676hes a jew with no degree or qualifications, backed by jewish bankers to work in their interests
>>62211750watching this I feel he genuinely wants ebay. he's really a guy who simply enjoys turning a mid company profitable. maybe screwing the hedgies has never been his goal but he will do whatever it takes to make this company his own, which I believe is moass
>>62211838kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPlOYPGMRws
>eBayRyan doesn't take no for an answer (he rapes) >one (1) thingRyan respects consent
test
>>62211876he want to finaly get paid by Ebay because carrying Gamestop get really tiring after so many year
Sensitive BPD anon here. Caroline, I want to impulsively fuck you raw with no condom, cum inside you, then when I come back to my senses I abruptly leave your suite and slam the door as hard as I can.Hope your suite is soundproof because I am loud as fuck, bitch. My last date made me bite into a pillow because of how much noise I make. I'll scream your name into your neck at the top of my lungs as I shoot my sensitive young man juice inside you.
>>62211188His entire thesis is build on gme being a memestock, and people who’ve followed RC know that almabeed and Icahn will back him, in order to “give wallstreet something they’ll never forget”
>>62211404I commend you for actually being able to watch that retard speak for that long. If a hedge fund manager with a sizeable youtube audience makes a long video bashing gamestop nonstop, it's no doubt meant to be a short and distort campaign. That guy has to know he's full of shit and openly lying.>>62211750This was a great interview. It seems like the biggest issues with ebay are a result of mediocre customer service and being run by executives who have no interest in changing things due to risk free compensation.
>>62211579you can't just buy 50% of the company on the open market
https://www.globallegalpost.com/news/white-case-advises-gamestop-on-56bn-takeover-offer-for-ebay-1687287627
if ebay offer ryan a position of ceo without a merger he will ditch gme faster than you can say kek baggies
>>62211643>>62211653>“I wasn’t passionate about GameStop,” says Cohen.It's over, I'm selling.
>>62210985>RC didn't want to be CEO of gamestop>Did it anyway>Now the company is in great shapeSounds good to me.Maybe you can stop taking that quote out of context now.
>>62212085How would this baggie >>62212111cope? If Cohen actually did this
>ebay offers CEO spot to RCSo RC gets it for free? They wouldn't pay RC to do it and even if they offered payment RC wouldn't accept. So RC gets ebay for free in this case. Ok sounds good.ebay wouldn't give RC the spot of CEO before accepting the buyout offer. holy shit are you guys actually retarded?you are suggesting that the current ebay board would voluntarily axe their own positions for NOTHING instead of accepting a buyout.Jesus Christ top fucking kek
>>62212111Checked. If I never wanted to be the CEO of GameStop I would take my compensation entirely in GameStop stock so if the company fails all my shares will be worthless. Makes total sense.
Hi RyanJust so we’re clearI will not vote to support issuing more shares
>>62211188life stream. now. make gme threads great again.
>>62212045>>62212048Bye bye, Butterfreehttps://x.com/gamestop/status/1993819077496963160>>62211943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIEThere WILL be I told you so's
>>62211643They are misconstruing the fact that RC does not want to be CEO of Gamestop. RC is passionate about retail and building shareholder value. I think after he successfully made his fortunes on Chewy, he decided that he has a formula for other sectors of retail as well.
Look who Burry follows:https://x.com/Captaintrips333/status/2035801938747683152What did he say?https://x.com/pulte/status/1799260236332839052What did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051283114345824713I said what did the Sultan of Sneed say?https://x.com/Almaadeed/status/2051381523266330984What did Burry say?https://finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-burry-gamestop-buys-version-160114376.htmlAnd what did Burry say today?https://x.com/SwamiKnows_/status/2051399254397038822
They're unusually quiet for a Sunday...
>>62212352>white people: in church>jews: seething in /gme/yea
there are people that just wont post on the weekend
>>62212388Checked but I wasn't talking about people
You fags fill up the thread claiming you filtered “shills” and “why are you here” post just to then spam “where are you guys” and miss them when they don’t post Just like an annoying girlfriend. Just a bunch of bitches
Found one
>>62212475they're literal fags what else do you expectand no i don't mean fags in the edgy internet name-calling sense i mean they are actual faggots in the sexual orientation sense
+VCECrqG is literally a giant faggot (obese)He won't deny it because it's the truth
I suspect "if price closes over x I'll suck everyone's dick" anon is, at the very least, a little faggy.
>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold in January 2023>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY recovery theories) 8 months after BBBY filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were cancelled>OverStock - who is the most famous company to battle illegal naked shorts, who even released a crypto dividend 5 years ago - purchased the BBBY IP, and owns 55% of TZero - the only approved blockchain entity who can issue debt instruments and securities>OverStock - whos now traded under ticker BBBY - has issued warrants with dates that match GME's warrants, and with a CUSIP-6 that matches BBBYQ's CUSIP-6, proving BBBYQ has already begun m&a activity with BBBY
>>62212501Nah, it's been previously established it's caroline. Atm it's a lot of shouting into the void, must be that time of month, although she seems in dire need of an abusive relationship with anon
>>62212352Mother's Day. Everyone's at brunch.
>>62211800I second that emotion.
>retards arguing about which gay moniker to assign me withLMAO
>more than half of the thread directed at or about MEat what point do we just change the general tag to /CSG/ - Chadshill GeneralKEK
>>62212482Futa isnt gay though.>>62212772Who is best pony?
"Chadshill" did you stuff a few acorns away for winter after that debacle? Or are you a receptionist somewhere on your phone seething all shift?
>openAI wants to limit its liability for financial disastersWHAT AN ODD THING TO SAY
>>62212827Hmmm...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo&list=RDXF2ayWcJfxo&start_radio=1
Look at these shill niggers on plebbit absolutely disgusting>haha yeah guys TAKE PROFITS XD its not gonna MOASS btw anyone think we should get rid of this RC guy?
>>62212827I think ai-enabled mass deaths is an even odder thing to say
Almost a year since RK unfollowed King jew. Yet we're still here coping for MOASS
Ryan Cohen's 4D chess master plan is........buying eBay
>>62212772You dont have a dedicated anti-(You) poster caroline. Mine has made multiple OCs. Fucking loser
>>62212999oui?qui est oui?nigga, t'es français?
>>62212922Actually, I asked Claude a while back about how high the price would have gone if the buy button hadn't been turned off, and I dunno if it was fucking with me or not, but it said, "Oh, it would have dumped. If Robinhood had defaulted, they would have liquidated all of its accounts in a fire sale well before the obligation waterfall got to other NSCC participants." Sloass to avoid that.I'm starting to believe the white hat theory. Even the parts that seemed shitty to us seem about threading the needle to allow for a massive transfer of wealth without triggering emergency action to preserve the status quo.
>>62213000kek jew id
Just gonna ignore the melons is all
If you don't think gme is going to settle on the moon, shame on on you.We're going to move up so hard and fast. We're going to be absorbed and merged with eBay. Profits high. Shorts fucked. Shares need to be covered and derivatives will need to close...Ooooooook oook, apes strong. Nfa, but you know what to do.Gme banana
Like I said. You dont have a dedicated anti-(You) poster
>>62212922What the fuck are you telling us for faggot? Stop going to NIGGER FAGGOT places and reporting back that you found NIGGER FAGGOT shit. Stop showing us that youre logged in and actively participating in the NIGGER FAGGOT shit. If we wanted reddit updates we would be posting there
>>62213046>>62213120Same posters btw
wagmi so hard
>>62213183Wow a whole 567 baggies. We're gonna WAGMI SO HARD . LFG!!!
>>62213130Frogposting will heal the threads. The melon menace (melace) will not endure. It is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary frogs that keep the darkness at bay. In the end it is only a passing thing, this shadow; even darkness must pass.
>>62213003>t. dedicated anti-Chadshill posterL M A O
>>62212569Look back at her plea bargain. Immunity for everything cept tax evasion. Picrel to jog your memory. Also remember the ftx tokenized shares with gamestop and bbby with that brett harrison dude that's still out there. She's most likely still malding as she's going to owe money on her shorts being covered outside of her control(I'm guessing this was the plea to avoid long jail time). I remember the ftx kroll page having the IRS want something like 16bn in back taxes from em. Comfy times incoming.
>>62213283
Melons are spiritual gonorrhea and frogs are the penicillin>>62213283>>62213300Speaking of penicillin
>>62213300If that thang wasn't full of diseases, I would.
>>62213003Be nice. Shes grumpy because she's an incel!>>62213283That explains why she's been seething in here for so long. If only she could... Date a GME holder who could repay her debts...>Caroline, first women in america to experience what divorce rape is like
>>62213374>>Caroline, first women in america to experience what divorce rape is like>implyingShe "divorce raped" bankman and simply went broke after that because she's a woman. Typical women shit.
Newest cope just dropped baggie broshttps://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1t9kivl/ignore_the_fud_swaps_are_real_moass_is_still_on/
>>62213374More memory jogging why the bitchiness:> https colon slash slash archive dot ph slash gYiTa
so, are we getting excited for 8 pm or naw?
>>62213494>she's been here since 2021>Caroline was a namefagIt makes a lot of sense.>her favorite LARP character was a "hyper reactionary woman who was scheming and ambitious in her own right and believed in the virtue if chastity but was kinda a slut"Yup sounds like a woman. >seething at /pol/>writer says she can be nice and empathetic, but is regularly dismissive of others and herself, and wants to pick fights for validation and attentionWow anon called it last thread. Imagine thinking pumping and dumping shitcoins on 4chan is a career lol.
>>62213573Someone post the outkast gif
>>62213300guys. we have to come up with a plan. we cannot ALL court her once were rich.any knight tournaments, cross country races or other competitions would be mean against the fatties, retards or both (looking at you here, clint).so whoever sell the one share with the highest price this year can have her as long as he wants. while the others wait!!!sounds fair?
>>62213557Sources are saying: >>62207071
>>62213620What if we ask Sam what she likes? He's probably done with her after she threw him under the bus.
We can make a pact that only the winner of the competition can pay her debts, and thus becomes owner of her. I propose:>super smash bros melee tournament>rock paper scissors>GameStop trivia>Xbox 360 trivia>halo 3 tournamentIt will work on a cumulative point system. After the first loop everyone without points gets eliminated, then run it again.
>>62211643>desu I never really cared much for GameStop
>>62213622
>>62213645>Reddit.png
Imagine being on the same side as jimmy kimmel, normgroids, and hedge funds like some massive faggot
>>62213699I have a suspicion this guy's Twitter alt is Algohack
voex anon here. can’t wait for this week
>>62213783He does the same>Sad, Ha! Probably him
>>62213645Why would he want to buy it at the peak then ? and why the fuck is the stock reaching peak too ???
>>62213790I have been selling CCs and collecting the premiums, I almost got my ass blow out these last two weeks when it ripped to $30 in the AH. that was my strike when we have been at $22-$25, $30 seemed good. Is this week looking more volatile? Im retarded and need things explained simply.
>>62213793I couldn't believe the first time I saw it. I have no doubt that the short sellers and their cohorts were way over confident in their ability to systemic-naked-short and they were getting in way too deep. Hence why the shilling is so incessant long after the company supposedly got cancelled. Also the shills are entirely disingenuous with just how strange BBBYQ is, so I don't even think these people are just your usual bears. I think they are legitimately trapped on the short end and all they can do is pray that it goes away before they inevitably get financially prolapsed.
>i think>pointless tome
>likes roleplay>likes abuseDare I say Caroline is perfect for.. pony play? >>62213790Stairway to hell (for hedgies). Tyfys>>62213830They are hedgies or paid by hedgies but its more sinister. They want to frame GME holders as criminals so wall st can go to the SEC and confiscate GME holdings for the holders "being meme stock manipulator criminals." That's why they so often say "hey guys wannta short squeeze X stock? Buy BBBYQ bonds to cause a short squeeze!" Etc.
>>62213840
>>62213854You're just being an alarmist. The shorts are the ones up to their knees in crime. Even the ultra-corrupt Gary Gensler even flat out said you can't stop retail investors from talking about a stock. The only person who could get in trouble would be the person using that verbiage. Even if retail forced a squeeze, the shorts still have to close. There is no escaping from what they have done other than getting retail to sell off their longs.
>>62213861>Even if retail forced a squeeze, the shorts still have to close.That's what they want to pretend happened. They want to frame GME holders as intentionally causing short squeezes, which is illegal. Wall st is a protected class of Jewish pedophiles who were good friends with Jeffery epstein. They are allowed to short and counterfeit shares, you are not allowed to fight back or you go to jail.Epstein class = psychopathic jewish child molesters occupying all our institutions. From your local police chief, judge, to the largest hedge fund managers.
>>62213790You've been saying this since last November. Hang it up already nigger. Your 15 minutes are up.
>>62213878>causing short squeezes, which is illegalAnd shorting is illegal so it's litteraly impossible to squeeze them, checkmate hedgie, go cry my a river
>>62213948>seething at a literal screenshot of some lines on a chart
>>62213972>And shorting is illegalIt's not actually. Neither is naked shorting by market makers if they can find a "bona fide market making" fig leaf, nor is de facto naked shorting by playing fuck-fuck games with ETFs and derivatives.
>>62213790>red line down>yellow up>just like may 13exciting times
>>62213990wait a sec.... THIS week is may 13
>>62213990...has anyone mentioned you may be red-green colorblind?
>>62214007>a little purplish but still red >pee colorwhat's wrong here
Is it even possible for anyone capable of holding GME to be convinced of the "trying to frame GME holders" psyop? Can anyone who bought GME actually be that stupid? Not based retard stupid but just dumb as a brick of shit stupid? I mean come on now >>62211943Look at how Km182VUG references their pony meme to fit in. Same trick they try with those faggot melons. It's all so fake and gay. >Look at me fellow anon I reference the [meme] we seeded in these threads for callbacks so I am a real anon like you because [meme] and {culture} haha>Listen to me fellow anon when I tell you who to distrust and what to believe>Haha jews amirite fellow anon?>Did I mention [meme]? Cringe
>>62213790for the love of everything that is good this week let gme rip to the heavens and with it everyone’s faces off.
>>62214033>33Checked.Granted.
>>62214007but I can literally see green and red lines on the chart
Nigger
>>62214033I think it might. Recently it seems like things have been accelerating. Shills are louder, media is bitching more than usual, Ryan is actually doing interviews. It may finally be that this ebay acquisition is the absolutely, positively cannot be circumvented forced closure event.>>62214045That's because you grew up calling the colors you see green and red. If someone is green colorblind they'll still call green green even if they don't see green like most people see green because as a kid the teacher pointed to that color and said it was green. To them green might look like a grayish blue, but they don't know it's grayish blue because they think that's what green looks like. There are ways to detect colorblindness by using colors which have an equal amount of other colors but different amounts of the color you think they may be colorblind too, since the colorblind person would see essentially the same thing and wouldn't be able to differentiate since they typical use minute differences in other colors to find out which is green and which is pink for example.Strictly speaking even if we ignore colorblindness there's no way to verify if you're seeing the same color as someone else. The only way to describe colors is to use things that are that color. Orange looks "warm" because fire and the sun are orange. So if someone sees red and blue reversed, blue would feel warm to them, and red would feel cold. But they would call the blue they see red, and describe it the same way you would dscribe red despite seeing an entirely different color.
>>62213790Chadshill here. can't wait for you to kill yourself (in real life!)
>>62214051Stunning and brave>>62214100Hey welcome back. Think you're up for pony play? Can you LARP as the pink pony?
>>62214033Checked for faceripper. You are clear for takeoff
>>62213645>>62213805ask yourself which stock you would rather have for held the past 5 yearsthe one down 40% or the one up 80%>ebay goes up 80% over 5 years>board consents>shareholders consentUMMMMM ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK??
cohen seething at big green 80% gainz ebayies while gamestock is down 40% over the same time frame like nigger maybe worry about your own stock KEK
>>62214098Wow that is a LOT of words that aren't about gamestop!
>>62214129>>62214133Sooo can you cosplay as pinkie pie? Sexually
>>62214142it's vitally important for holders to be able to recognize the color green since we're going to be seeing alot of it pretty soon.
>she hates Indians>I'm part Indian>I hate jews>she's jewish>both go on /pol/A match made in heaven!
>>6221414295% of posts itt have nothing to do with gamestop (including this post, and also yours, faggot)it's because the majority of posters in this general are currently being paid to come here simply to shit up the thread so that nobody can actually discuss ryan's pay package, the ebay deal, and how current gamestop shareholders are (potentially) about to get financially skullfucked notice how the level of faggotry immediately mooned as soon as the pay package droppedand it increased once more with this ebay dealthey don't want you to discuss eitherthey don't want you to ask why cohen's pay package is based on market capthey don't want you to point out that ebay is up 80% in 5 years while gamestop is down 40% in 5 yearsthey don't want you to discuss ryan's interview where he literally says he never wanted to be CEO and isn't even passionate about gamestopthey don't want you to discuss that all of these facts essentially refute the muh moass theorythey don't want you to discuss anything periodthe only thing they want you to do is to seethe at any posters that try to discuss gamestop in any sort of way look at how hard /gme/ has declined even though there are more things to actually discuss about the company than ever beforethese threads weren't nearly as fagged up when the (actual) moass happened, when the divided was announced, when the stock was at $10, or even when roaring capeshit returnedthe faggening of these threads directly coincided with the pay package announcement and the ebay announcementask yourself why so many posters here are here hitting 20, 30, even 40pbtid of pure shitposting seethe and not a single word about gamestop, you know, the thing that this thread is fucking aboutask yourself why there are regular avatar fagging retards that have never once discussed anything about gamestop, posting all day, every single day, ever since the pay package and ebay announcementsanybody with a human IQ can make a logical inference about this
>>62214171Cmon baby we already have the business side settled. RC is a great CEO who has treated his shareholders well. All the metrics you're complaining about are the brainwashing "professionals" give you. Real productive people dont follow the fake game wall st made to steal money.You don't gotta stress about it, especially if you already hold stock (that is DRSed.) You're gonna make it baby, so what's your favorite kind of food?
>>62214180>RC is a great CEOthe stock is down 40% over 5 years while the "great CEO" currently cryfags at a company that's up 80% over the same timeframe>All the metrics you're complaining about are the brainwashing "professionals" give youah yes everything *people you don't like* say is 'brainwashing' while everything *reddit* says is le... true!>Real productive people dont follow the fake game wall st made to steal money.nigger ryan is playing the "fake game"if the stock is going to moass and ryan holds 42 million shares then why is he holding the company hostage for a 35 billion dollar tip?>guys moass is real and i'm going to ignite it and get literally infinite money... but if you don't TIP me 35 billion dollars first, then i will forgo literally infinite money???>these are the people calling others "brainwashed"LMAO>i made the paid brown finally discuss gamestop in /gme/it would be better if you made non-retard points that actually decently challenged anything i've said rather than this post just having to be me pointing out how you're literally (literally) mentally retarded
>>62214189>stock went downThat's what greedy people think. Company is stronger tha n ever.>people I dont like/redditNo, your points are not logically based. Also youre on 4ch so I obviously dont our faith in reddit.>35bn tipProduction based, taken zero cash salary. A good sign for someone who is theoretically already retired but stays in for the love of the game.>RC saying he might leaveImagine believing things at face value. The game is complicated and you can't see the bigger picture. When RC says "I never wanted to lead gamestop" he's baiting the haters. Then he gets to give interviews to the FT where his onle statement is about how "(anal rape makes me feel alive.)" Master troll and youre a baby troll.>brown retardWell Jews are actually gypsies who race mixed with afro-semites in ancient Palestine, then bleached themselves with Slavic DNA in the Khazarian empire. They have European pale skin, but genetically are as far from European/White as it gets.Sooo how free is your travel schedule? Can you come to AZ?
>>62214212>bro i bought gamestop stock so that gamestop could be a heckin good company, not so that the stock could go upreddit>youre on 4ch so I obviously dont our faith in redditgurpreet... at least use google translate if you're going to debate meyou can't just say "your points are not logically based" LMAO give me an example of what i have said that is "not based in logic"and remember... this is an english speaking website, use google translate>Production basedproduction???do you mean market cap?marketcap (and ebitda) can be achieved via the ebay deal alone (if it can even be pulled off kek) while diluting to an extent that would leave shareholders literally flat>Imagine believing things at face valueoh so you're a bathchad then? interesting>a bunch of polnigger babelok>AZ>subhuman IQoh yeah, that tracks
hey the thread is actually good againwish i could spar with somebody smarteri'll take it though
>>62214231I'm actually a IT professional with many skills, including programming. You were the one trying to sentiment manipulate shitcoins on 4chan like its a job! Yes production is a word. RC needs to be productive to earn his pay. Making an eBay deal qualifies under the terms he laid out. He didn't trick anyone. If people felt so, they would vote no. RC made an offer to grow the company, laid out his compensation plan, then attempted a LBO of a company being shit on by its leadership. Its a great value buy even if he overpays. You have no idea the scope and scale of RC's plans. He is going to fundamentally change the economy in many ways. "GameStop will be around for decades and centuries." - RC>face valueI'm talking about the bigger picture you can't see. You are a tiny tiny sub pawn in the bigger picture, and youre distracted with gamestop instead of the bigger picture. If you saw the bigger picture you wouldn't be seething on 4chan to nobody. >>62214236OK ms tsundere
Now that I think about it, you were vital for the gamestop plan. Your company was too. Forces beyond comprehension line up the dominoes, yours fell years ago. Now another will fall soon, thanks to you! Can you start to see the bigger picture?
>>62214251>I'm actually a IT professionalHEH>RC needs to be productive to earn his pay. productive for who?nigger you just told me not to take everything at face value LMAO it seems like you're picking and choosing which statements are literal and which have deeper meaning>he avoided my bathchad questionshockingokay let's try anotheranswer me this simple question:can ryan hit his pay package targets without increasing the share price of gamestop yes or no?by the way this is a yes or no question, i'm debating in good faith and will assume that you can readthat means i need a 'yes' or a 'no'you can say 'yes' or 'no' and then follow up with an explanationbut the 'yes' or the 'no' needs to be present in the answerthank you mister IT ser
>>62214251>IT professional Damn not beating the Indian accusations with that one
>>62214257>can ryan hit his pay package targets without increasing the share price of gamestop yes or no?GameStop is a variable and not unchanging item. Your question is malformed. He probably phrased his pay package in that way knowing he was going to acquire ebay, because he was already working on the plan. >>62214260Lol true.
>>62214142>Seething about being color blindOkay
>>62214051It’s funny to see them come in here and try to sully your melon kek. And purple twilight sex pony anon literally exposed the shill centers in ukraine and the sandbox. You two are anons I will always remember.>t. well known plebbit ape
>>62214266>by the way this is a yes or no question, i'm debating in good faith and will assume that you can read>that means i need a 'yes' or a 'no'>you can say 'yes' or 'no' and then follow up with an explanation>but the 'yes' or the 'no' needs to be present in the answerjesus christthe answer to this question is 'yes' by the waythe won't answer it because it means you lose this debateconsider the fact that ryan's current gamestop position is roughly a billion dollarsthe reddit rebuttal is always "if ryan dilutes, he's diluting himself"but ryan could dilute his own position to a fucking cent and as long as it meant the marketcap and ebita was hit then he would 35x his net worththe question is not "malformed" you just don't like it because it showcases an uncomfortable truth, that ryan can absolutely fuck you and get paid to do soi'm willing to entertain any sort of attempt you could put forth in refuting anything i just said, but after you just demonstrated your inability to read simple instructions i'm starting to lose faith in your side of this debate
i am finally watching the big short and so far i hate it. ryan gosling is made up to look like a jew and his acting is flimsy holy fuck was that his first roll or something. damn. i hate everybody in this. michael burry is some barefoot autist listening to the most cucked metal band in existence: metallica. the other office jew guy with the bird nest haircut and the nasaly voice is probably the best actor in this. i guess it's painting a picture of the times but holy fuck it makes me want to defenestrate every single on these wallstreet faggots what absolute fucking nigger faggots these fucking wallstreet niggers are holy shit. not even hollywood actors trying to spin this into a story with good characters can make these faggots look like humans even if it is pretend. they just keep talking and rambling about numbers and shit, is there even some story holy fuck, they have no right to exist. so essentially this is a movie made to celebrate the finance mafia fucking over the goyim. oof, the cringe, the cheese, they are just rambling on about how the system is totally not at fault because nobody is in charge just like papa epstein said in his interview with banon. fuck this is torture. wow, i paid $5 to rent this shit and i could be doing something else. i will shit my frustration into this thread because why not that's all this thread is good for anyways wow this movie sucks. if you work in finance go to work tomorrow and open a window and jump you worthless piece of shit.
>>62214274Thanks reddit bro. That was an accident. I felt like tormenting paid spammers with 4chan culture and accidentally did open source intelligence work.>>62214290Money is a number. Numbers are metaphysical and take faith to believe in. Stop trying to selectively apply logic to money when the vast majority of the economy makes zero sense, like the thousand financial instruments wall st uses to steal money. You can accept reality as it plays out, or keep applying your own personal mental model, and seethe at why it doesnt make sense. You are the only one making yourself confused by continuing applying wall st models that *do not apply* to this situation.
>>62214296Please elaborate more I'm definitely not watching it with that synopsis. Tyfys
>>62214298>your points are not logically based>Stop trying to selectively apply logic>Numbers are metaphysical and take faith to believe innigger what LMAOyou can't answer a single questionyou can't refute a single pointyou are brownyou now have the following two options:1) you can actually refute any single point i've made (might i suggest my point on how the metric is marketcap, instead of share price, and why this would be)or2) you can post your hand and prove that you're not brownif you can't do either of these things then i will be accepting your concession and filtering you:^)>>62214296...gamestop?>>62214300>very cool bro! please keep spamming this thread!LMAO shocking
>>62214298Some of the most beautiful things in life have come from accidents happening, and I’m glad your accident worked out the way it did. WAGMI, fren
>>62214308I'm going to tell you how things are and how they will play out. I don't particularly care about explaining things beyond your comprehension, or you wouldn't believe anyways. Gamestop isnt the cause, its an effect of other larger events happening in the world. That's why your "wall st" rules dont apply. Everyone in the finance world knows your name. You were a warning. Retail is coming, and they are coming for the wall st's jobs. Look around. see other warnings? I'm sure you can think of others.My hand is pale but my penor is pretty tan. Already curious? >>62214315Hell yeah WAGMI. There is lots of work to be done!
>>62214328>My hand is palethen post it gurpreet
>>62214338Nooo you gotta take me on a date! Plus I'm sure your net worth is still more than me, so you're paying!
>is brown>is now brown and filteredfiltered:^)
>>62214344Dont be like that baby! You gotta earn the prize!
>>62214098>If someone is red-green colorblind they'll still call green green even if they don't see green like most people see greenNo actually we'll just misidentify some colors. "Olive Green" in the military sense looks basically brown to me, some greens look gray. I can tell a leaf is green and blood is red, it's just the edges of the categories get fuzzy.
>RC made his indended-to-be-offensive financial times caricature his PFPWhy not oblige them? Love this guy.
None of the FUD posters can refute the fact that GameStop could buy 51% of eBay tomorrow if they wanted to with the cash + debt they already have on hand. The term 'hostile takeover' is banned on the continent of India, so this is no surprise.
>>62214274>the shill centers in ukrainethe best part of that is the articles of isreal sending its internet police special jews to ukraine were scrubbed shortly after.
>>62214274"I'd sully her melon" sounds like obscure Edwardian dirty talk, the sort of thing Bertie Wooster might say.
>>62213573>but was kinda a slut>kinda>kindaNigga what? That hoe was doing nasty jew orgies.
...gamestop?jannies?
>>62214483They are not OK. I am still holding my 4000 shares and 500 warrants.
>anon mentions Caroline's recreational activities>immediately pops up at 2am (her time) to complainI'm going to bed soon since I have work tomorrow. Lmk when you want that date Callie.
>>62214416facts. its all just a great PR at this point. i just want to see the share count and watch shorts scramble. the seethe were manifesting will be historically astronomic. how many ebay shares do gme holders get? 100:1?i hope a few more than that.
>>62214266rc can still cash in billions from his options even if GME stays flat at $24 to $30. hi comp targets are based on total market cap, not price per share. by issuing hundreds of millions of new shares to buy eBay(which will be approved 100% if he chooses to request it in the next meeting), the combined company’s market cap can easily hit $50B to $100B+, vesting most or all of his package. so choen wins, while existing shareholders get heavily diluted and see little to no gain per share.
>>622145821. No, the combined mcap would still be below his targets.2. eBay is currently bleeding cash and so the EBITDA targets actually get further away if he acquires them but doesn't turn them around
>>62214582>>62214630Aside from that, it's L I T E R A L L Y in his compensation package (that, mind you, has not been agreed upon as of yet) that in the case of M&A the targets will be changed accordingly. Now, you could ofc go down the schizo hole and assume "accordingly" is some kind of deliberately vague ruse, and I genuinely don't know who'll set new goals, but it wpn't be RC
Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal
>>62214274>>62214298>Create (meme) >Uses (meme) to [catch shills] >Earn cross-thread trust comparable to ID on reddit>(meme) is now shorthand narrative control>(meme) is invoked against one thing consistently>>62214315>>62214328>Punctuate posts with WAGMI to blend in It's just so fake and gay>>62214650>I genuinely don't know who'll set new goalsThe investment committee. I don't think they ever disclosed which board members are on the committee aside from Ryan.
I hope you have all prepared as much as you could
>>62214712>november 2026>gme $25
>>62214712im prepared to not give a shit even if i wake up to 10 digit GME price
>>62214712July-August 2026>This is where BBBYQ/DK-Butterlfy-1 starst surfacing into the mainstream narrative - tZERO as the only SEC-approved blockchain securities platform becomes obviously relevant when you're structuring a $56B deal.Two (2) Questinos:1. What?2. Why?
>>62214712>bbbyqI sleepBetween tniggers and lmaonigger the threads have been as ass as ever
>>62214564You're being stupid on purpose, I can tell.
>>62214761I have been enjoying the caroline exposed arc, she's not even trying to hide it anymore
>622147601 - Because a special one time dividend stock issuance on a blockchain with pre-existing laws around it2 - Because fuck you, go do some reading>62214761You should have listened maxinigger, oh wait you hold nothingIt amazes me at this point you are STILL trying to pretend it's not the key part
>>62214712Nothing is going to happen. Everything else will go up all year and gme will crab. This is the fate of the most hated stock in the market.
can you taste their desperation? It's fruity
People are beginning to believe
Don’t believe the hedgecucks, dilution won’t happen unless it’s accretive. GME will double off the acquisition alone
>>62215024indeed, this has been explained beforeWe won
>>62214443Based Wodehouse enjoyer
Ryan Cohen here. I'm about to spread your cheeks wide open today. And you will take it like a good baggie
Hedgie trantrum ;^)
>>62215260Also I don't care about Gamestop I never wanted to be a Gamestop CEO. eBay is my baby, Gamestop is my unwanted child.
LMAO
>>62214650The comp package that hasn't been voted on yet? With the number of shares available not authorized yet?
Warrants was one, was the split the first?A "Special one time" dividend thing?
>>62215463You havent received any gifts yet. Teddy as mentioned in the books has not officially been created yet. The presents happen after the merger
suck it cock fags
kek my team america test post>>62215492I like the way you stink
Time to make lemonade
FFS didn't include image of timeline
>>62215541This looked like the next arc raiders expedition UI for a second kek
Just not gonna fall for the psyop is all >>62215541I don't see how RC gets approval for his compensation package without something happening first
>>62215541All of this is made up slop packaged with pretty graphics. No one knows what will happen
>>62215528What will be the cope when it's november and none of this shit happened
>>62215573Your short selling buddy Andrew is going to jail no matter how much you kvetch
Newest cope just dropped baggie brospart 3: THE MOASShttps://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1ta18cg/part_3_the_moass/
He's going to do 18 months at the same camp Martha Stewart went to where they let you keep your phone and it's basically assisted living.
>obsessed
>>62215541Had me until you injected the bbbankrupt garbage in the middle>>>/biz/dbs
