>live in DCim gonna buy a bike and do doordash/ubereats in downtown DC. How do i make sure my bike doesnt get stolen by niggers though
>>62211305
American wagies are fucking WILD. Literally just move to South Asia or something. What are you even doing? Do you LIKE your shithole?
>>62211361What job would i work in asia though
>>62211372doordash/ubereats
>>62211372ESL teacher or digital nomad. Shit's easy mode. You can live like a king in some of those countries and churn through silly petite babes like dishes in a Chinese buffet.
>>62211305Lock it. Youre only leaving it for a few minutes.
>>62211361>>62211381>Just move to another continent, bro!>Muh yellow pussy, bro!Shallow retard.
>>62211305Holy shit niggers are 100% going to beat you into a coma and rob you.I worked at a hospital E.R. in that area and this happens all the time. Half the time they didn't even take the money just the food, but they always stomped the dudes into a coma.
but you are the nigger though
>>62211305Please buy a helmet. It’ll save your life
>>62211726>shallowLife is about pleasure. Americans overthink it. Wagies overthink it. American wagies DEFINITELY overthink it (Protestant work ethic psyop).t. American by birth
Your bike would be get stolen in the first day you punch in the shift, and you loss the job in the next morning due to poor rating from reviews.
>>62212109life is not about pleasure, it is actually about suffering. t. born in america, will be buried in europe. im also from DC faggot. its better than ANY asian shit hole you can get white women faggot. im also jewish. east shit goy
>>62212109we also have hotter asians than anything you would see in asia. come to AU, pull up ill stomp you goy bitch . oh yea you got stompped on too many times and moved to asia. KEK. talk shit about a city you wouldnt survive in bitch.
>>62212767what benefit would an american enjoy from moving to australia? the only thing that would change is a greater loss of personal freedom while all the same social issues remain and less spending power