Whats it like being in that shack your parents multiple times referred to as "very cozy"
demoralization thread identified
>>62211523I'm cool with a small house if I'm comfy in the woods or walking distance to the beach. I'd prefer that to being in a development
>>62211529Woods is 1000% more likely. Rural wooded area's are far more affordable. Anything on the coast is highly expensive and is extremely horrible to live in. Rust, erosion, sand literally stripping off your houses paint. If it's not an insurance write off on a 30 year loan, I'd stay clear of beachfront property.>t. former Californian, now live in the woods.
>>62211523>your parents multiple times referred toAaah the kids of biz....
>>62211540I just have more money than you can can walk further
1600 sq ft reporting in>It's not bad, it's just me with 3 bedroomsHad a 352 SQ ft shed put in the backyard in the fall >just in case I need more room
>>62211523If you dont straight up own (not mortgage) a house over 2500sq ft lower your tone when speaking on /biz/
>>62211702>I have enough money to afford all of the fees associated with the property so don't care.Even at 5 miles from the coastline property is expensive.From a financial investment standpoint, it's irrational to purchase. If you have the disposable income, fresh water is FAR better in almost every regard. >less drug using beachgoers>less potential robberies>less risk of flooding>less sand and wind for exterior damage>less traffic>less costetc.Unless you HAVE to have a ocean view, then it's really not advised to buy even if you have the money because it will almost always be a money pit. If you want an ocean front property to have value:>leverage the bank>put a boatload of insurance on it>rent it out for parties and events>renters damage the property>profit??
>>62211523>2000 ft^2Actually, the official definition of "small house" is "1200 ft^2 (111 m^2) or less".https://www.iccsafe.org/committees/is-osmth/
One of the most obvious signs of being poor or at least goytrash is caring about house size over location.
>>62211528No, it's a comedy shitpost thread.Learn how to read the context.He incorporated a funny pepe image, which means he's joking.
>>62214611>live in 500 sq ft hut in the city with access to coffee amd pizza shop 1 block away> live in 3000 sq ft luxury in a small townDecisions...
>>62214935>live in 25,000 sqft penthouse with a 1 acre yard with a fountain and pool in a small town with a private helicopter
>>62211523I live in a 1,100 ft^2 rectangle with one of those "half story" attic bedrooms. 3 bed 1 bath but I say any house is 2 bath if someone is willing to piss in a drain or shit in a bucket when the toilet is in use. I'm married to a woman who is agreeable to this and she told me this is because she accepts that I'm autistic and I'm actually very handsome with a strong dick game. She has an n count over 50 so she knows what she is talking about.
It's free, and gives you something to work toward while you save money. It's not all bad.
>>62214935>live in 3000 sq ft luxury in a small town Is it luxury if you can't buy pizza on a ten minute walk
location matters and saying otherwise is copinga 2000sqft house in some flyover state costs like 90k compared to one on either coast that will cost 2 milly
>>62211523what's it like living in a flyover irrelevant state?my 1000 sq ft house literally doubled in value since 2015 and now it's paid off and I live rent free in Cali. The property tax is gay but sell this place for $1M when I retire so I'm free to 72(t) SEPP that IRA retirement money for the next 10-15 years fuck it I don't need no job. jobs are for pussies I'll start a /biz/ I'll dropship or something coolsomeday
>>62215878Lol are you actually bragging about owning a shack next to Pedro and his 12 cousins blasting la Raza until 2am?>but its p...p...paid offYou can do that with any house in any place in america>>62215852Post your shack so I can have a laugh
>>62211523what's wrong with your head?
>>62215916>blasting la Raza until 2amI wish my neighbors were cool but they're just old boomers. what's a McMansion in Flint, MI worth these days? Do you regret your investment?get your bros to pull the copper piping out, you can sell that to a recycling center for a good value meal almost, it'll take a crew and a day's work to get it out but it could be done. you could say on /biz/ you're in the commodity market kek
>>62215954Ok sweetie next time your family comes to visit make sure to clear out that living room so there's enough space for 5 and they'll have to duck their head between doors. those luxurious 7ft ceilings can sometimes knock back if you stretch your arms. And dont be too loud or the neighbors will call the police. But hey at least you have Tony's goysloporino in a five minute walk
