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I don’t short because I’m not a manlet
What's your savings/investment rate?
>tfw the futures is over
>>62214160>What's your savings/investment rate?currently minus 2%
>>62214160What is "savingsu"? My capital sources from my capital.
>MRVL
>>62214168The percentage you're able to save from your income from waging or other income streams and put towards investments.
Predictions for the week>New ATH high for indexs>chip tech pumps 5-10% per day every day bc greenbergmangoldsilversteinbank says its not too late to buy 100 p/e company that's "doing big things" and funk pop collecting redditors love being exit liquidity>New high for oil>Atleast 1 more presidential assassination attempt>4 new peace treaties (Israel ignores them all and keeps bombing)>some pearl harbor/911/lusitania tier event where they sacrifice some goys to renew bombing Iran (Friday 5 minutes after close)>caterpillar deal for hundreds of millions of dollars of warbulldozers to Israel to demolish daycares and hospitals is approved>federal government suspends gas tax out of pure copium from how hard we are "winning">gold and silver moon 50% (don't worry goy everything is okay)>top news story in US is what outfit current celebrity wore at current thing
>>62214173My wagie dollars source from my tradie dollars
>>62214151MU WTFWTF
So are we doing the pandemic thing again or is it a nothingburger? I don't want to miss out like last time.
>>62214174Trump can bomb again, but it won't again be a six-week affair, because that would mean the rest of the crisis would drag on for 2+ more months. And that in turn implies oil prices will remain elevated way more and way stronger, but that's non-viable for him because of midterms. So another Iran bombing run will be two weeks max.
>>62214174>>New high for oilfuckers...
I unironically believe, with 100 conviction AI is the next human revolution that surpasses all eras of the industrial revolution combined.I don't know if the outcome is going to be good or bad, but I know it's imminently happening and we're in it right now.I get made fun of for saying this but I don't care.
>>62213789>Iwata Nintendo just wanted to make vidya, so vidya should be discussed even at shareholder meetingsYes, it sounds like one of the most clear-cut cases where there is an evil faction that twirls their mustaches. But that's not really the case. Corporate Japan was held back severely via inefficient capital and investment structures that didn't give back enough to investors and so on. This was a real drag on the Japanese economy. It's not like you imagine that capital was already pedal to the metal American style there. It was inefficient before the recent reforms.
gemmy
wtf is nikkei's problem?
uh oh bitcoin is dorpingyou know what that means? expect a happening very soonly
>>62214187Yup its inevitable at this point. Memory and storage are the hype right now, but it won't last. Now is the time to position for the next stages of the AI pump.
'DAQ FUTANARIS FLIPPED GREEN>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>62214191oil
I am now making money holding sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62214187Top's in
>>62214174>100 p/eAhem.
>>62214193It's going to be batteries, optics, industrial chemicals.
>>62214183presidential war power lasts 60 days without congressional approval and I doubt anyone will vote to extend this clownfest. all Iran has to do is eat bombs for a few weeks and make trump look like a retarded cuck when he pulls out after with tolls established in the straight or some shit that repay the damages we inflicted 10x in the coming years
>>62214182No pandemic
>>622142042013 was thirteen years ago
>>62214182covid was a nothing burger by May 2020 though. had teeth for about 2 months. nothing ever ever happens.
>>62214199AI is going to outclass humans in intelligence the same way it outclasses humans at chess. It's already better than 95% of humans.
>>62214191Today I'm gonna sell the rest of my Japan sleeve, fuck this shit. I'm putting it into Nokia and some American AI plays that haven't yet ran as much.
oil is going to be a problem if the strait doesn’t open soon right? Most institutions actually think David axios and msm are to be trusted. They think the war is ending soon and the strait to be open as well. How long until it’s an actual issue
>>62214201>we increased our EPS 400% for 1 quarter and we are projecting that we will have another 400% increase on top of this 400% increase forever and then after another 1600% increase we will only be 40 p/e>plz buy saar we are the second industrial revolution we have such good chat bot and can make image of naked girl with AI!!
>>62214211it's already an issuelook at gas pricesit could easily be orchestrated since america produces it's own oil and it's just an elaborate scheme to steal the wealth of americans to pay off their insane debt
>>62214208You seem like you have a poor grasp of statistics and what is actually a meaningful measurement in this context. What percentage of grandmasters is AI better than? Most people are retarded, much less adequate at chess.
>>62214213Yes, it will all drive off a cliff at some point.But today is not that day.
>>62214213There were companies in the dotcom bubble that were 1000x p/e
>>62214182>a ship with infected + close contacts arrived at the canary islands, spain, this weekend>there are really contradictory signs from the spanish government about whether the quarantine is mandatory or not (???)>the passengers of the ship will move from canary islands to a hospital in madrid for the quarantine>they are told to use the goy muzzle instead of hazmat suits for a virus with a fatality rate of 40%>the variant is confirmed to be the one that has human to human transmission>typical initial symptoms are similar to the flu, it's said to be surface based contagion but in reality people coughing or sneezing can spread it>apparently moderna has a vax already for it>but here is the kicker: the pope will visit the canary island in mid june>at least half a million of people are expected to gather in the very same place were the ship dockedgiven how much of a clown fiesta the spanish government is, i'd imagine the situation will be handled questionably, the event with the pope wont be cancelled and a superspreader event might happen. do what you will with this information
>>62214182Still not looking hugely serious but authorities are making all the same mistakes they did during early COVID. It's worth keeping an eye on.
>>62214217lolI just said 95% offhandIts probably 98% the more I think about it.
>>62214221Hey, we might even get a real Pope instead of an anti-Pope out of it. That's bullish as hell.
>>62214211It's coming.
Retard EU is probably going to pump it green despite +4.4% oil
>>62214211It opening by May was supposed to be a Covid tier disruption in the supply chain. So I guess in terms of retard math add another 50% to that for every extra month kek
>>62214224>>62214217there is no human on earth that can beat AI at chess. not even close. Magnus Carlsen would literally lose 1 million games in a row versus stockfish with zero draws or wins. I dunno wtf you nerds are even trying to say other than you eat bags of dicks and shouldn't manage your own money
They're taking everything from us, and there's nothing we can do about it.
>>62214238>>62214217Neither of you an read.I never said AI was better than 95% of people at chess. I said AI is more intelligent than 95% of people already.
>>62214239at least we have our health.
We're being raised on a diet of shit like we're crops and then harvested like crops, and the one with the juiciest skin gets plucked first.
>AI apocalypse >oil crisis>hantavirusBros I hope we’re gonna be okay
>>62214242Just because the glorified markov chain can put words together in mostly coherent sentences doesn't mean it possesses intelligence
>>62214242AI isn't even fucking "AI" its just a goddamn bot. you hardcode whatever globohomo liberal kike shit for it to regurgitate to goys. its a fucking chat bot with a search engine and a database coded by Indians on h1b visas.Jesus fucking christ I hate you all so much its unreal."we will have robots run the fat food fryers and replace wagie we just need a small loan of 1 million dollars" meme scam going strong for like the last 40 years with no results
>>62214238>a system that can play 10000% more games in a day than a human can play in a lifetime can beat a human at said game>this is proof that AI is superiorI am starting to notice that the same people that throw so much faith in AI typically have the exact same limitations that AI currently has.
Why won't Trump open the hormussy?
>>62214255israel hasnt told him it's ok
>>62214250What they're trying to achieve is a corruptive, demoniac control of information presented by a pseudo-ominscient "genius" entity, that mentally to shattered masses will be a standin for a god, but will enslave them to tech oligarchy
>>62214248It can keep up pretty smartly when I do economics discussions with it.It can keep up pretty smartly when I do philosophy discussions with it.It can keep up pretty smartly when I direct it to write some dashboard or algo.I don't care about your low achiever midwit definition of "intelligence", I just care about how intelligent the results are.
>>62214245i look like this, behave like this, and am treated like this
Can resident MU anon fill in on what's a good entry? It's been pumping so hard, I'm not buying MU until there's some sort of pullback.
>>62214250Why do you have to be so mad and strident? Do you act like this with every topic you discuss?
>>62214259>tell a whole generation of children to stay home and not go to school because of the 99.9999% nonlethal coof created in a biolab>they are literally fucking illiterate>spend 90% of life interacting with glowing screen>on methamphetamine pills, mom calls them "medicine" and they need to trust the science and take them their entire life>whenever you need to know the state sponsored opinion on a question you just voice to text your question to the "AI">every choice they make their entire life has to be recorded on social media and validated by approved groupthinkdesu I feel bad for the kids nowadays. its so fucking honked
>>62214269/rummages around for copypasta>Buy a little. Put a 10%-12% trailing stop loss on it and leave it alone. Wait for it to go up above your stop loss, so that you are assured of making money. Then buy a little more. Then a little more, whenever you feel brave. If the stop loss executes, have the self-discipline to let the stock recover to the point at which you sold. Then start the whole laborious process all over again. To hell with going all in or buying the dips when the next dip might take you down to bagholder hell. You are trying to write clean tight code for your financial life, and that means as close to zero defects as possible. I've been doing this since last November and I am up 71%. Maybe it isn't as satisfying as options or calls or Going All In. But it works.
DRAMgods status report?
>>62214245man thats just so sad. poor little monkey :(
>>62214269if you actually want to get in you need to just buy the ATH, the same people had your mindset when SNDK was 700
ADICDNS
>>62214281Moisturized and ready for the day
Skills were start buying back gold to offset the panic being caused by Hantavirus?
>>62214245I read this little dude wasn't a cripple or an autist, the mom decided to reject him because it was hot out, so the rest of the troupe followed.
>>62214283Yeah, it isn't a matter of a good entry point. It's a matter of a good entry *amount.* Which is as much or as little as you feel safe risking. I'd like to buy more SNDK tomorrow, but I'm not going to until it goes above my 12% stop loss. Baby steps.
I just fucked a blonde spanish whore with huge fake tits and blew a giant load on her face. Expect a massive SOXL pump this week.
>>62214238Isn't this the case for years already? So when do we reach intelligence? Because now we are just massing hardware as if that would suddenly create intelligence as if computers aren't technically already smarter than each human, which you basically say yourself. In 1996 was the first AI win in chess.
>>62214291>whoreLike a hooker anon? I hope you used protection
>tfw sold MRAM at 20holy fucking shitkill me NOW
>>62214187I grow increasingly convinced of this too. I was gamedeving with claud over this weekend and its amazing how you really can just have a human speech conversation with it to hash out a design doc for the game and plan out the stage for making the game and have it slowly generate the game you want from there. Its definitely not perfect, but I am very impressed and so far it does seem to be able to fix the problems with a bit of tardwrangling. Main question for me is how economical it will prove, but to my knowledge what you can run open source on a high end private computer is as good as what the big guys had 5 years ago, so I'm optimisticSemiconductors as a stock will probably tap out at some point, either they over build or they find a nice equilibrium and taper out on growth, but plenty of juice to squeeze after that if it delivers on its promises. The big AI companies are aiming to IPOing this year. Beyond that I can only imagine energy demands will go up from here. Nuclear might prove a good long term play for that?
>>62214294chess is relatively concrete (absolutely solved with 7 or less pieces on the board). "AI" likes concrete topics. its like a phishing program brute force guessing 1 billion passwords until it guesses yours and then calling it intelligent. trying to put a human voice on a bot that is just running its head into the wall with an authoritative tone of expertise is giga cringe. the other poster is right its just going to be a tool for dumbasses to be dazzled by their tech overlord and blindly accept whatever state sponsored bullshit Patel Rajeesh coded it to say
I have foregone my usual full fried breakfast loaded fries morning meal for mixed nuts, blueberries, honey and greek yoghurt since I started getting fat. I also spent yesterday roasting a large chicken so I could use the bones to make stock which today I will turn into soup instead of my usual chilli cheese loaded fries lunch. Later I will use a chicken breast and a tin of anchovies to make a ceaser salad for dinner instead of my usual chips roll and chicken bites supper.Why don't actual fat people do this and instead buy expensive and dangerous injections?
>>62214303thoughts on AMKR? apparently they're the only US based OSAT provider, from what I know they provide the finishing touches for chips from all around including INTC/TSM etc.they havent went up much from this CPU craze compared to others
>>62214187>>62214303Nothing beats the industrial revolution though. It is the one factor that made it possible for things to snowball. Like imagine 300 years ago>blacksmith makes pot>cooking pot used by a family for a long time has finally worn down>these two things are in rough balanceNet gain/loss of pots in the world = 0.01.After factories, that relationship has flipped.Agricultural revolution was even more important in a sense though
>>62214284and? These are already too expensive, give the tickers when the stock is $20 like XNDU
What the FUCK do I invest in to see gains like this in a year?Fucking 35k in sandisk would have made me a millionaire what the FUCK do I buy now?
>>62214317>AMKRFirst I have heard of it desu, though now I am intrigued and will look into it>>62214322Ya, without the agricultural revolution none of this would even matter, its the real OG. Who cares if you can make pots at 1000x the rate you did before if 99.9% of humanity is still stuck on a farm. Exaggerating, but still
>>62214322communication has always been #1. the Rothschild's literally used fucking pigeons to time pump and dumps in financial markets in 1815. the telegraph, the telephone, TV, internet, social media etc... reality doesn't matter just the controlled image. the largest heist in the history of the world just happened for a 99.999999% non lethal coof that required trillions of dollars of money printing. no one gives a fuck about poor people buying pots or how many pots or if the pots are even profitable. desu they would rather your whole family get aids and be on unemployment and buy their new aids pill with government freebie bucks that they print on the infinite money printer or whatever... reality is absolutely irrelevant and the only thing that keeps the machine going is infinite scams and infinite money printing and control of the media narrative.
>>62214329Biggest possible multibagger left is MRVL
>>62214341My money is on QCOM with the AI wearable hype and jony ive being the only openai profitibility hail mary I can think of
>Cameco is apparently biggest uranium company play>Its canadianHuh. Uhh.. how many stocks do you need in a company to force them to hire me as a wagie engineer?
>>62214355wearable/phone replacement*
>OIL>+5%erhm..... mumusisters? what's going on?my calls arent feeling so good rn
>>6221416099% because i make less than a third of your salary and i live with my parents
>>62214160i'm a wagie working at Carrefour ( the french walmart). saving 500€/mounth
>>62214341And what do they do?
>>62214329>see gains like this in a year?MXL, XNDU
>>62214208yeah you don't have the required knowledge/understanding to even have on opinion on AI. You're LLM is unironically smarter than you.
>>62214329are we really just going to ignore the name babcock?
>>62214374Even now I still struggle to want to buy something that went up over 400% in a single year. But I beg you, enlighten me on them and why they would be good buys and my life is yours
>>62214387See you next week.
Does anyone know why MRVL dropped earlier
I just went all-in into Intel, AMD, Micron and SK. I went ALL in. Genuinely scared this shit drops like 50% after this shady ass bullrun. But the FOMO was too strong. Your take on buying this shit at the (current) ATH? Am I retarded to get in so late? Am I gonna get out before I get rugpulled? Should I just put all my shit into Micron and skip the rest?
>>62214401>Your take on buying this shit at the (current) ATH? Am I retarded to get in so late?Biggest top signal yet.
>>62214299lol I was considering it right before it pumped god dammit
>Physical AI Could Be a Trillion Dollar Market by 2035https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N588YP_WTtk
>>62214403>>62214299I also paperhanded my MRAM calls and justified it with "capital rotation".>>62214401If you have shares instead of calls it doesn't matter, they would rebound.
>>62214405>tfw stand for delivery on physical ai
>>62214401See >>>62214280. If you have time to cancel your orders and buy in a bit at a time on the upswing I urge you to do so.
>Robotics Nearing Physical AI Breakthrough, Google DeepMind CEO Sayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwqYJQYAD8I
>>62214387>Palantir is a good buy Right nowfor what, long term hold? The price rips are over, its now a more mature company. The earnings are good, company has a good long term future in data analytics, AI, defense. Wall Street wanted even better earnings than reported and punished the stock price when the earnigns were only great. Big money is flooding in AI (regular chips, quantum, photonics) and that is where the money is being made right now. If PLTR drops to 110is or lower I might buy some again. I still have 200 shares I bought cheap and sell covered calls against.
poet looks like it's gonna breakout too fuck
>https://www.ft.com/content/ed08478f-89a3-405e-ab03-464f0959d0a0>Eliminating minimum float requirements, fast index inclusion, and favourable index weight calculation rules would greatly benefit SpaceX, and any other massive company looking to IPO.
see file name
>>62214420Could you possibly copypaste the relevant portions of the article? Or is that pretty much it?
>>62214419>4 DTE calls are cheapFuck it. I'll buy a few calls on open.
>>62214401I just bought more intc and amd. We ride my brother.
>>62214401based retard
>>62214405Going to need a lot of metals, rare earths, graphene, etc. for them physical AIs.
>>62214429agreed
>>62214423>SpaceX is planning to float an initial $75bn of stock against a $1.75tn valuation — a mere 4.3 per cent of the company.>Under the old Nasdaq rules, such a tiny free float would rule out index inclusion. But the new rules eliminate minimum free float criterion for new listings.>The new rules would also allow SpaceX to join the Nasdaq-100 index after only 15 days, requiring funds that seek to track the index to buy the stock at their next rebalancing regardless of price.>Furthermore, new “modified market capitalisation” rules will value SpaceX — as long as less than a third of its stock is free floating — at three times float, meaning it will get a boost from the get-go.>Since SpaceX will be valued at three times its initial float under the new rules, these two ETFs alone will be required to buy $3.1bn of its stock, 4.1 per cent of Spacex’s total initial public offering, in order to track the index. That is $2.1bn more than they would buy if they weighted companies based on free-float adjusted market capitalisation.>But it’s not just Nasdaq who are changing the rules. The S&P 500 is considering changes that would allow SpaceX to enter the index before the standard 12 month seasoning period. Contemporary reports estimated that Tesla’s inclusion to that benchmark led index funds to buy $51bn of Tesla stock.>A McKinsey report studying this phenomenon found that inclusion in the S&P 500 has an average positive effect on a company’s share price that peaks after announcement then fades after a few weeks.>But a few weeks is all SpaceX insiders need if there are no lockups. Fast sellers will benefit from early liquidity and price support. Nasdaq’s rule change primarily grants short-term liquidity flows that cushion those looking for an early exit.
>>62214438>Fast sellers will benefit from early liquidity and price support.retail baggies kek
>>62214438Thank you.Hmmm.
>>62214204Trump has already ignored the deadline and the republican controlled congress (as usual) refuses to do its job so the war will continue until morale improves
>>62214370I wanted to like thos manga but it's kinda boring ngl, does it get better later on?
>>62214438The powers that be are muscling through a bull run happening, whether the bears want it or not and whether the inclusion so quickly makes sense or not. There is still a little bit of time left to join the winning side.
>>62214451It's not for (You)
>>62214453As I have said many times in this general this is the endgame revenge of private equity and hedge funds to finally arbitrage away the alpha in index funds.The calculations just keep giving the same numbers. The end of risk adjusted returns for 401k's, vanguard funds, etc. Endless megabag yield nukes which will eventually be packed together with garbage and the return of old mutual fund fee structures to "avoid" the nukes.They WILL get their tax + tip back from retail investors like they had in the 80s and 90s.
>>62214451>>62214160>thos>nglFound the guy who will be replaced by AI.
>>62214463that's how you get Luigi columbine kidding 'goldberg and sacklestein finance associates'.
>>62214466Likely undervalued, /biz/bro.
>>62214204>we>repayTolls are good for AMerica because America produces oil, eurofaggot. In fact it's good for oil producing european nations like scotland and norway too. The only people who lose are seethers in places like wherever you're from, a place that does not produce oil..
>>62214438>>62214445>june 2026 listingI am going to stay poor huh.
>>62214472>scotlandWe have shut down a lot of ours due to green policy nonsense. It's why I'm holding a shitty north sea oil play. When the shortages hit the pressure on kier to reopen will be immense and after his dismal election results he's looking for popular policies to shore up his position.
kek INTCels
>Open
>>62214476Let me guess, Scotland is still LARPing like it's the 2020 George Floyd era and still pushing pronouns in e-mails.
>>62214468I just woke up, don't be mean
>>62214476Was he not clued in by the fact he's been polling almost single digits since 2 years ago after the riots? How can he be so clueless, for so long? Lol.Anyway make scotland great again.
>>62214482They still kneel in the Scottish parliament.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/11/india-modi-fuel-gold-foreign-travel-middle-east-oil-shock.htmlBullish for gold?
>>622141602 VOO shares riding hella longterm. That's it.
>>62214482We just elected a jeet tranny for a fiver year stint in our parliament. He's here on a three year visa and is currently crowdfunding to get the money to get an extension. Most of Scotland is pretty retarded. It's rather embarrassing. Oil licences are still Westminster decisions though so I remain hopeful. It's an easy, fast votewinner.
>>62214492This isn't what Braveheart wanted
>>62214492JKR seething lmao
>>62214486
>>62214497Sadly a lot of my nation think braveheart is a historically correct documentary and so keep voting for the 'nationalist' party.
5 MINUTES UNTIL SANDISK MARKET OPENS
>>62214398What do you even mean by this ? Bullish next week ?
>>62214508He posted pron. I'm suggesting our overpaid jannies are likely to act.
Futures are stabilizing
SEMIS/DRAM GREEN>SEMIS/DRAM GREENSEMIS/DRAM GREEN>SEMIS/DRAM GREENSEMIS/DRAM GREEN>SEMIS/DRAM GREEN
If you could all stop selling off defence stocks that would be great.
>>62214504Uoooh it keeps setting new lows. I'd be worried. I am, I bought the middle.>>62214519I think the sell-off has something to do with the coverups of the impact the Russian satellite imagery has had on Iranian accuracy.
DRAM IS POPPIN THE FUCK OFF HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>62214504It's up
i sold all my longs during eu premarket while americanons 0dte calls will expire wortheless eod
If this plays out like it did in march, SNDK and Micron are going back to 750 and 450 respectively. I still remember sitting there volunteering for the local government, getting 250 bucks for helping out, and screaming internally as boomers complained "hmph why are you young millennial men all so QUIET when I come and annoy you with bullshit" while my leveraged Micron holdings were dumping stream to zero.Anyway Micron has a huge weakness and that's that it trades basically 1:1 with Samsung and SK Hynix, so even though it's an IRRATIONAL selloff, Micron and Sandisk (micron's little pal) and WDC (sandisk's mentally retarded brother) will all shit the bed when koreans start dumping their leveraged 5x etfs of tech shit on fears that the oil shock will crash their economy again.It will probably blow over, but my experience is that this is the best possible time to make one insane bet to Make It.I was right about Mu filling that gap too, and about SNDK bottoming in march. I just didn't act on it with enough force to make it.>>62214504It's down
>>62214504It's crabbing
>>62214531POST YOUR SANDISK PUTS RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
>>62214521>the impact the Russian satellite imagery has had on Iranian accuracy.We've known about russian satellite's since before I was born. I doubt that's got anything to do with it.Iran has their own satellites anyway. They've been launching them for years.
>>62214534he might be right. oil is unstoppable and war is back on
>>62214466WDC was the only thing that didn't print for me last week. At a good loss on the spread. I think they're objectively undervalued.
>>62214531KORU (3x Korea) 3xed in the last 5 weeks. If your holding horizon is long enough, you can absorb Korean degens shorting KOSPI stocks for a few days to weeks.
>>62214539I'm a bit skeptical rn. Waiting for trumps next move
>>62214542>Sharts
>>62214541Isn't short selling illegal in south korea
>>62214533Not really, in boomer land +0.84% is a healthy bullish day, and folx with a call on SNDK are right now making $1300 buckaroos
>>62214546>+0.84%Basically a red day nowadays.
Looking for AEP to break the £20 resistance today.
A DRAM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>62214492lmao
>>62214531>If this plays out like it did in march, SNDK and Micron are going back to 750 and 450 respectively.Nigga I just went all-in. Should I abort while all I've lost is just the spread?
>>62214553Annnnd, thar she blows!
>>62214492Jesus fucking ChristIt's so FUCKING over
>>62214557No laff. Is not funny.
>>62214492Is this a convincing FTM or an MTF that makes absolutely no attempt to pass?
>>62214567I haven't bothered to find out. It's just a travesty either way.
>>62214492Vile
>>62214559I will never buy stock of a company involved in environmental destruction or the meat industry (like MCD). These are for me the peak unethical industries, and I'm not some bleeding heart, I'm literally a caricature of some libertarian geen-mutant living in Rapture.
who all invested in DRAM I love watching this stock while listening to my favorite banger "white nigga" by faggiato blow
>>62214567It's a man with long hair.
>>62214583how about defense stocks
>>62214583What about big pharma companies?
>0.2% already today might be super red
>>62214583I'm a vegan environmentalist leftist. I just buy the global index and tell Vanguard to follow the ESG voting guideline for 80% of my portfolio. I'm like you for the handful of stocks I pick for gambling though
>>62214583>>62214609Damn this place really is reddit
>>62214583>>62214609I leave morality at the door when investing. It's a doggy dog world.
>do not redeem
>>62214609hey beautiful, nice to meet you
>>62214602>how about defense stocksRheinmetall is getting heemed. I slurped too early.
>>62214616anybody brave enough to buy the indian etf?
>buy Micron>it immediately drops 2%
>>62214616>₹4 trilliondamn, that's like 80 bucks
>>62214627if it drops 10% or more I probably will
how about beyond meat anyone betting on a comeback
>>62214625Same. Watch it drop to prewar levels lel. Fuck this shit
>get assigned on my covered calls>now rooting for iran to nuke the entire world so I can buy back in cheaperKeep the apocalypse posts coming goys
>>62214625Welcome to the RTX and BAE party.
Boomers gotta boom....
>>62214628Down more than $250 myself. Today's gonna be a bear day.
>>62214648Should have bought palm oil. It's a far superior chip maker.
>German market in the greenI’m officially a bull again
>>62214616Total thirdie genocide, Iran is so fucking based, truly Land of the Aryans.
burry malding lols
Maybe ONEI is a lottery shot but damn look at the chart and tell me it won’t 10x at a minimum within 5 years. Translation software integrated with NVDA. ONEI might be the ticket. Highway to the danger zone!
>>62214664He's such a giant faggot LMAO
>>62214664>I-I never called the crashes!>Its going to crash now though.
>>62214616>India says to do not buy goldYup, thinking gold is going to rocket
>>62214664probably a middle signal, another year of bullrun at least. orange man needs the market to go up anyways for tax revenue to finance the forever war and "pay" off its debt
>>62214664Buy signal
Dow futures SHARPLY rising thoughbeit
You're going to be able to buy compute futures soon
I put a couple thousand pucks in 143x leveraged NASDAQ calls and not I'm too scared to look into my broker app.
Good morning /smg/. Hope everyone’s weekend went well. Congratulations UK anons on the elections. Now, how do we profit from it?
>>62214664the bvll fears the bvrry>>62214648You are underestimating the power of delusion and momentum
>>62214684>imagine having to order and wait for your PC parts to get manufactured before they get shipped to youBleak.
>Crude oil futures sink on news of an imminent peace deal>It fails to happen yet again>WTI was at $108 before the announcement, currently $97, still down 10%>Brent crude was $114 before the announcement, currently just under $104, still down 9%Can someone explain why oil futures don't regain the price they had before the 'imminent peace deal' after it doesn't happen?
ok shall i dump spare $10k into MU or ASTS or MRVL?
>>62214698Markets care more about action than words. The fact that USA and Iran are not blowing shit up is enough to calm the market.
>>62214699ASTS for the post-earnings 25% pump this eveningThen take your winnings and lump it all into GRRR
>>62214700But the situation is the same as to how it was before the 'imminent peace deal' so logically the price should return to what it was before that too
>GRRR jeet bigging up ASTSsell signal
>'Daq floundering aroundAnd HOW exactly do I get my dopamine today if my calls don't moon?
>>62214698Initial price action was people locking in contracts and speculating, now reserves are being dumped on the market and there's also people shorting. Eventually consumption will force price up in a a bidding war.
Let me tell you a story.When I was a little kid, I used to hate mayonaise, Id refuse to eat it. From when I was as young as I could remember to maybe around 9 years old. It wasnt really that I hated mayonaise. Because I never even ate it. I hated it even though I didnt know what t tasted like. I don't know why I hated it. I just did.One day, when I was maybe 9, I went to play golf with grandad. We got lunch at the golf course, and I got a ham sandwich and I was starving. Guess what? That ham sandwich had mayo. It was a really basic sandwich as well, just a slice of ham, cheese, and some lettuce. It may have not even had lettuce. And I felt like it was the best ham sandwich I ever ate. Ever since that day, I've loved mayo.Don't knock it until you try it. It applies to trading as well. Don't let your own preferences get in the way of investing.
>>62214710im happy for you or im sorry that happened tldr
helloI would like to buy MUwhat limit price to set for my order?
>>62214705If by situation you mean the strait is closed then yes, nothing has changed. Time has however elapsed since the last kerfuffle, and that reduces the risk of more fighting an increases the chance of an agreement.You might say, "but muh actual oil price, muh reserves!", but the market does not believe that will realize.
I'm making so much money right now.
>>62214705cont. but, if you're right, you're going to make a lot of moneyhowever, keep in mind you're betting against the global economy and more importantly, the United States and the office of the president.
it is ok MUyou get lower than 80 RSI when you feel like it
>>62214717they not profits till you sell white boy
Sold oil, waiting for the next Axios dump to slurp again.
>>62214531i hope youre rightim extremely peeved i didnt get into koru when it was in the 200s
>>62214729Why not short to take advantage of David J Axios' next public letter of oil denouncement?
>>62214476>>62214492I'm Welsh and dreading the next 5 years of leftie nationalist cretinism as Plaid and the Greens take hold having seen what the celtic nationalists did to Scotland. God help us.
>>62214706yeah, i wanted to give them a shot but this subhuman is a walking sell signal.
Some smiggers make millions,Other smiggers make memes.
>>62214558it is a terrible time to buy lump sumit is a good time to buy around 20-30% and dca further down the line
>Oil up 2,5%>Silver FINALLY stops shitting its pantsCool. Can we just resume our redemption arc?
>>62214732I never managed to make money shorting so I don't do that anymore.In this case I also think escalation before an Axios taco is as likely as just a taco.
>>62214713I once put my limit order five dollars below the current price and MU never reached it again and I bought into it for 50 dollars more
shill me something
>>62214750Why?
>>62214748I believe the problem is 100% the current retail reddit mentalitythey don't sell cause they believe it will forever go up parabolic, so there is too much resistance to any new level stock rises toon another hand shit gets oversold when macro gets bad like during march I'm waiting for hormuz issues to manifest even worse in asia and scoop up sk hynix and MU around 600 band
>>62214750GRRRGAMBRDDTASTSENSIMDAI
>>62214750NVAXMRNA
>>62214750VIX
>POET hits my pre scanner
>>62214750MRAM. Check the premarket.
>>62214717Same, I had a +$100k day Friday. I barely understand how that is even possible. That's a yearly salary.
>>62214764It's not going to last. Start converting to cash.
>>62214754If you are comfortable to potentially miss out on the opportunity then you can wait.I think it's more likely that it will reach $1,000 next rather than $600.
>>62214766hey that's our word you can't use it like that
>>62214763Fuck sake, I knew this would moon just because it has "RAM" in the name (talk about a clown market lol).
>>62214759They're going to announce MRVL have signed a new contract (albeit on less favourable terms after the NDA disclosure by the CFO) and the stonk will retard pump. Don't overthink it, just schlong it.
I paperhanded POET last week. Glad I still ride the NVAX train.
>>62214768Make me stop.
>>62214759>>62214771A fleshtuber has also shilled me POET, it seems like we're 3 tards with the same idea
>>62214187the fact it is called AI as a linguistic trick is enough to prove it's a pajeet scam bubble
going to buy MRVL stock at opening and also options on POET. Any anons got good ideas on options and strike pricing? I don’t trade options much
>AIit is actually guess the next word neural network
Is the S&P (and other indices) about to do what's in this video?https://x.com/CoinvoTrading/status/2053490246701154468Note, that if it does, it will hit David Hunter's target of 9500 before end of the year.
>>62214780for the start pick 3+ months out and never more than -30% moneyness.
>>62214784>-30% moneynesssorry don’t know wtf this means. Pls explain also what is a reasonable strike price. I’m only going to put in like $2k to start
>>62214788ask ai
I did a screenshot of my gainz. Top signal guys.Watch out.
>>62214664why does he post under a woman's name though?
SONY
just 8 more months, oilsisters
Should I just go all in intel in my roth..fuck this is absurd missing out
>>62214698Everyone knows they can lose their money from another trump lie at any moment. Nobody is buying it.
>>62214813kek INTCel
>INTCWow.
I have a few red boys in my folio
>>62214819schizojew won...
>>62214826Impressive, very nice. Now post his other positions.
More and more people are testing positive for the virus /essemgee/. You can't stick your head in the sand forever and pretend this is a nothingburger.
>>62214829Yeah on the fucking ship which they have completely under control
>>62214829market knows the fed will print whatever is needed to save the economy. covid rally is still fresh in everyone's mind. the virus becoming a problem is bullish. the virus not becoming a problem is also bullish.
>>62214664when this absolute retard says some shit it's a massive buy signal
ahahha gonna fomo into intel after open
>>62214828pretty sure the nigger had most of it in intel
>>62214838You won't. That's why it will keep mooning.
>>62214832And they can USS Liberty it at any moment if things get bad
>>62214829>You can't stick your head in the sand forever and pretend this is a nothingburgerwatch Trump bring back Fauci from the guttern for another round of lockdowns
>>62214289I've been buying/selling MU since last september, do kinda wish i didnt panic sell at 350 only to buy back 200 shares at 400. Still a big jump. Now setting some trialing stops.
>>62214858That would unironically be bullish because it's a display of state power over the unwashed masses.
>>62214832The ship has disembarked and the people are distributed globally. Do try to keep up.
I wonder if I had just paid more attention and had put more work in, whether I would have been able to catch this money printing bull run. Or I might just inherently be another goy, doomed to just get +5-7% anually
>>62214859i fell for the google ai lowering ram usage FUD and sold at 420i feel like kms now
>>62214873There's room for improving resource usage but people are lazy about software and once they get it working it's easier (and cheaper from a business perspective) to just throw better hardware at it than optimise things.It's very sad.
>>62214870I out a good amount of money into AMD last year but feel a bit shit for not putting all my money into AMD. Better than losing it I guess.
>>62214879talk me out of doing something stupid like buying a giant near 100% dildo up this month
>>62214879It's how things work when hardware is cheaper than buying talent.
>>62214858holy bullish. covid 2.0 would be amazing.
>stock discussion board>they get upset when stocks go uphmm
I do not know shit about trading but I split 2k between a few schwab themes, amd and intel
Why is incel pumping againAnd why did i buy moar?
How am I just now finding out that Canadians call their dollars "cucks" instead of bucks?
>>62214888blackpilled tourists, they can be ignored
How the fucking fuck is this bitch going up every fucking day.
>stocks up and oil upFuck it, why not
>>62214897it's a good bitch
>>62214901I know its bullshit
>>62214897boobl
>>62214901gold's down though
>>62214897MU? because i'm holding it, just buy what i buy and you'll be good bro
>He didn't buy GAMBJust the 25% gains today for me pal
>>62214888>checkedMy portfolio is bullish, but you have to admit 10% gains on the SnP in the past month on no particular news is a bit silly even by modern retail-driven standards.
>>62214910What are you holding right now?
>>62214897I trust David SOXL
>>62214913BB
>>62214912retail is broke and destitute (with some exceptions) and doesn't have the capital to move stocks in the indexes a single tick. retail "moves markets" at the end of things, at the peak of mania, and at the fringes of the cap structure.
I put a 167x leveraged call on the NASDAQ to escape wageslavery and am already down 3262,85€.I'm gonna kill myself if this shit doesn't go up.
Slurp IREN today?
>>62214917LThe consumer is stressed and pessimistic, but they are spending and investing like they’re living in boomtimes. Hedge funds are as pessimistic as they get, the surge in optimism is coming from retail. See picrel from my first post, when Jane Street posts crazy numbers that’s a good indication there’s a lot of dumb money in the mix.
oil going and touching 100 overnight was such a bullshit stoploss hunting JEWISH NIGGER loving fake out... markets are fake, why do we all agree to play by their rules? we could just turn off their algos
>>62214928>we could just turn off their algosand by that i mean something else
iren sisters..........not like this.......we should have boughted MU
>>62214915why is bb pumping suddenly?i hold i for 2 years and sold for 2x at the latest dumpfuck me
>>62214928Bro is going insane over a 1.5% lossBut you are right
GUYS GAMB IS FINALLY RISINGITS HAPPENINGAFTER ALL THESE WASTED YEARSGAMB IS RISING
>>62214920are you the degenerate French anon?
>>62214928you have 2 millions on that account?do you suck cocks 24/7?
>>62214928do you always overreact to -1%?
>>62214933>why is bb pumping suddenly?E´ sohld?
>>62214926judging by post volume here, user count on wsb, and my own proprietary indicators, the opposite is true.
>>62214934>Bro is going insane over a 1.5% lossyes, when i am able to bait my broker into basically admitting that collusion in the oil markets is a reality, i laughed in his face when he said "but they could go to jail if they are caught". lol, lmao even. your welcome for the $25k donation. now give it back!
>>62214937I'm from Cuckmany, formerly known as Germany.8156,73€ down as I write.It's over.It's so fucking over.
>>62214947>He leveraged long at ATH with an ongoing oil crisisHow much have you got left to lose? If only you had put it into leveraged GAMB you would be a millionaire from pre-market alone.
>>62214873I know that feel bro.
i have come to the conclusion i would prefer a LESS LIQUID, THINNER, but TRUER market than this fake PFOF nonsense where they will "let" you trade and get filled on anything because they are just going to move the price on you as soon as you get filled. thats not a real market, but if you convince all the participants that it is, then nobody knows the difference and just accepts that "its just the way it is". no nigger, thats not just the way it is, we could REMOVE liquidity providers from existence. but then the truth would come out at how fake and illiquid the free market really is.
>>62214939>do you suck cocks 24/7?no thats all accoomoolation from the dollars you paid me to suck on my dick>>62214942>do you always overreact to -1%?i dont lose
>>62214953i've only made one losing trade this year. sounds like a you problem.
Silver
>reddit.com/r/onlinegambling/This is the saddest shit I have seen today, maybe ever.
>>62214950Currently 5005,43€ down with 28748,16€ left.I never saw my money leave so fast.
>>62214963Hold your nerve lil smigga, you'll never see it rise so fast as long as it doesn't expire in like a week lol.
>>62214959nigger i am unimpressed by those poorfag gains. even with my $25k loss im still 10x your gains.
>>62214973that's just my side hustle
Remember to mock or venerate me depending on Klarnas Q1 report this week. But if you are to mock me remember I’m only human. Although if it goes up I AM YOUR GOD
>>62214963keep us updated king!
>>62214967It's a knock out certificateThe leverage is above 200 nowCurrent loss: 12436,40€Goodbye, /biz/
>>62214991Why did you do this to yourself Hans?Its not too late to close it and long GAMB & GRRR
>>62214977>that's just my side hustleya because we already know your main hustle
>>62214991don't go yet, CBRS IPO soon
>>62214991I don’t get it Nasdaq isn’t open yet why are you losing money. Is it just based on futures? They’ll turn around within a hour of Nasdaq being open
>>62214928WTI was shorted instantly at $100 at a level that could only be explained by the US treasury being involved
>>6221416080p. I only pay for food and a few amazon things here and there. The rest goes into etfs and stocks. I want to get out as fast as possible, wageslaving will kill me if I dont get out. Literally life or death dituation, wish I was joking.
>>62214991Its over
Opinion on Kioxia? Its down 4% on open while other DRAM members are up the same
>>62214991You need at least a six figure loss to go on a date with your female broker
>>62215002>that could only be explained by the US treasury being involvedguys stop it, its just international jewry
>>62214997i have an 8th grade diploma and my last job was growing pot in my neighbor's garage
>>62215010>implying those aren't one and the same
>>62215001https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/premarket.asp
>>62215008I asked the robot a few days ago and he said Sandisk is cheaper.
>>62215012so you would fit right in with the other diversity hires who also shill for PFOF model
my mom is on a flight right now with another lady who used to pay me $20 to walk her dog. she's gonna ask her about the fat rock around mom's neck and i wish i could see her eyes bug out when she says i bought it for her
>>62215013you could have said that the first time is all i am saying and all im saying is we could do stuff to those international jews... and i dont mean trade against them in their rigged markets
>>62215029If we actually go boots on the ground in Iran whats the play? I'm already heavily in energy and defense
New bread>>62215018>>62215018>>62215018
> futures
>>62215026You should turn the tables and pay your moms hot friend $200 for doggystyle
>>62215034have you considered killing yourself?
I'll bake, none of this split crap
>>62215034nice
New bread>>62215053>>62215053>>62215053
>>62215057I just announced a thread already. Stop pajeet shilling GAUZ you fucking faggot
>>62215057based
>>62214928Never put round numbers as SL
BYND
