India stock market crashed. Prime minister asked farmers to halve fertilizer use. Next year famine year
>>62214584Oh no!Anyway...
>crashI mean it's a red day but you're down like 3%.
do not redeem
>>62214584He also asked people to not buy gold or silver. Obviously, they're now all lining up to buy gold and silver.
>>62214613based, pump my stacks >₹5 Lakh Crorethat's 50 billion USD apparently
>>62214617Capital rotation. Should have guessed it would have started in India. Will spread to rest of world.
>>62214584Oy vey, guess they'll have to immigrate to richer nations.
>Reliance Industries Limited is an Indian multinational conglomerate headquartered in Mumbai. Its businesses include energy, petrochemicals, natural gas, retail, entertainment, telecommunications, mass media, and textiles.So they sell half petroleum oils and half entertainment sales? Wtf?
>>62214584I wanted to make this thread but then i was hungry so I went downstairs and made some mango banana pomegranate jaggery milkshake
Theory ®@BullTheoryio• A l'origine en anglais et traduit Afficher l'originalBAIN DE SANG ABSOLU 4 000 milliards de roupies ont été rayés de la carte de la Bourseindienne aujourd'hui après le discours du Premier ministre Modi.g ...Sensex et Nifty ont tous deux chuté de plus de 1 %. Le Premier ministre Modi est passé dimanche soir à la télévision nationale pour demander aux citoyens d'arrêter d'acheter de l'or, d'éviter les voyages à l'étranger et de réduire leur consommation de carburant afin d'épargner des devises étrangères « par tous les moyensnécessaires ». Un Premier ministre ne tient pas ce genre de discours à la télévisionnationale à moins que la situation ne soit déjà grave.Évaluez cette traduction: B CRELIANCE-1.41%HDFCBANK-1.35%BHARTIARTL-3.51%SBIN-3.78%LT-1.34%HINDA..-1.05%ADANIPOW...-1.97%-0.91%-2.35%-2.5.MARUTI-1.03%-1.36%-0.88%M&M-2.26%-0.94% TITAN-6.17%-2.52%NTPC-1.23%ULTRACE.-0.73%6:44 AM - 11 mai 2026 - 74,2 k vues12617 222BAJAJ.A.-1.04%-2.60%-0.77%-215%POWERG...RAMAUSINE-0.84%-1.4...ASIANP..ETERNAL-3.33%SHRIR...-2.63%-2.31%-9.09%-2.24%-1.54%-1.9.-2.8.-0.5...-1.0...-3.0.-0.9.1 k149
>>62214584If there really is a famine it would be a generational buying opportunity, especially after clarity act passes and i have to take profit and diversify into real estate and dividend stocks.
>>62214640That's how they survived over three generations and became the richest. By pivoting from industry to industry. The founder went to work in British ruled yemen at some oil refinery. He came back and set up textile industry in india. Clothes were an elite privilege in india at that time. Because of his mass production having multiple clothes became a common thing. Old money of Mumbai (zorastrians and sindhis) wouldn't let him rise so he raised seed round from blue collar indians. Later on they pivoted to refineries as clothes became too common plus he had experience. In 2003 his son also (current CEO) started a mobile phone revolution in india but it was cut short as the founder died and the sons fought over the inheritance and his brother got the telecom company (among other things)He waited until his brother went nearly bankrupt and relaunched another telecom company, this time with high speed mobile internet (with his son's idea). It disrupted the telecom market so much that all 11-12 sim card companies died except one airtel and another two companies vodafone and idea merged into one.During Covid they would've gone bankrupt because every other company of theirs collapsed but this telecom company saved them and they're still the richest in the country.I won't call them virtuous people by any means but they know how to make money
>>62214584There is a way to solve this problem, if I may make a modest proposal.
Every single one of them will move to England
>>62214694And Texas.
>>62214584DO NOT REDEEM NIFTY FIFTY SAAAAR
how do i profit from this?buy pakistani arms manufacturer stock?
>>62214584>SAAR -99.99%>RDEM -99.99%>IZZT -99.99%thry will never recover
>>622145844000 milliards de rupies? like 10 bucks or so?
Crash? This is only the beginning retard.
>>62214584india has a stock market? what can you buy there? poo?also they literally shit on the streets, why do they need fertilizers at all?
>>62214584>Next year famine yearI was assured that the only reason they ever had famines was because of the dastardly Britisher
