All the modern rich people houses look tacky and ugly. Most of them take up too much space for what they are too. Why do rich people suddenly lose all sense of taste?
>>62215949Indian peopleone time i came across an instragram page for indian people where it was glamorizing these new sterile boring upper middle class suburbs>life in America is awesome>so much space>no noise and pollution >large private houses
>>62215949>>62216263Is this a cope thread? Nobody wants your shitty dwelling with copper pipes and 30 year old shingle roofs
>>62216286Imagine taking out a 30 year loan for this
>>62216330Where the fuck are the trees?
>>62216330That looks to be about 2000sq ft house with a 2 car garage and fenced in back yard. Whats not to like? Slap a 7/11 and mcdonalds in a 3 minute drive and were living life
>>62216330Imagine a tornado passing through this.
>>62216376And that tornado is my penis
>>62216348thisOps is just jelly and hates freedom.
>>62215949100 years ago being rich meant you were an industrialist or something. today it means you play niggerball or wrote the code for gayniggerly.app.
>>62216348Too close to the neighbors. I'm not living cramped in a small space like i'm living in some turd world country. I need atleast a 1 acre lot. Preferibly 20+ acres and no city ordinance against shooting my firearm in my yard. Urban sprawl ftw!
poors are weird. "no no i like my cramped falling apart 100 year old cardboard box! its totally better than a much newer, bigger, better cardboard box! because its tacky and ugly! it just IS ok"
>>62216286>>62216632Stop coping. Poorfags at least have an excuse because they can't afford good materials or the best designs. Retarded richfags have no barriers and still produce shit.
>>62217079Post your shed specs. I need a laugh
>>62217092I only spend 4 months on land a year so I don't own a house doe.
>>62216339one year ago that was all grassland. if you look closely you’ll see they added trees, but they take time to grow.
>>62216632Yeah, they'll be all mad at houses with high ceilings and nice big windows that let in lots of natural light and it's like wtf do you want? Some hobbit hut with tiny ass windows?Real talk here, 2000 sq ft for some poor person house is absolute ass for a family. If you're single or just a married couple, ok fine. You see these poor people houses and basically you have:>Bedrooms to hold beds but barely anything else. Since they don't have other proper rooms and don't have walk-in closets you get these things stupidly jammed up where you have dressers, a TV on top of that and then basically anything the person possesses is jammed onto shelves and other shit. They'll buy a fuckload of "organizers" but the whole place is just jammed the fuck up with nonsense. If it's a kid they'll try to jam in a desk and he'll barely be able to pull out the chair without hitting the bed>Couch to watch TV on. Poor people don't do much so the TV area is very important.>Absolutely fucking shitty kitchen. For whatever reason these designers make it seem like a foot of counter costs $10k or something because there's almost fucking nothing for space. They're also shallow so by the time you put a toaster oven or a coffee maker or whatever on the counter you have under a foot of space to really work with. There's not even enough space for more than like one or two basic appliances so poors have to shove it up in the cabinets or garage and cycle that shit out. Forget about rolling out some dough to make a pie or anything. You can seriously have a 3, 5+ bedroom house and the kitchen will barely have enough counter space to put a pizza box. Which I assume is what these poors mostly eat- it's whatever shit they get delivered or shove in the microwave. Oh and ventilation will be just ass, just a shitty fan that blows the air around the kitchen, doesn't even vent. You try to sear a steak on some god awful electric coil range and the smoke alarms go off.>Continued...
>>62217423Continued>tiny ass windows. Take a fucking tiny window to being with, then DIVIDE it into two portions. Divide each half into 9 portions, with shitty wood dividers at each piece. This is probably because chink glass is cheaper to make when each panel is so small. The MIDDLE divider has to be extra thick to allow the top portion to slide up. And since it slides up, a fucking SCREEN has to be put over the window. But wait, the fucking poors will put BLINDS behind their windows and then SHITTY CURTAINS behind that! The result is every fucking thing you want to see outside of your window you have to look through:>drapes>blinds>screen>one tiny shitty panelBUT BUT BUT get this. The same poor ass windows that barely let you see anything also do an ASS job at keeping the fucking light out! So if your bedroom faces the street you sleep in a perpetual TWILIGHT because the shitty ass curtains and blinds don't blackout the light. You can see your fucking hand and fingers with the lights out!>kitchen table is the center of everything. If you actually want to DO something requiring a surface, the kitchen table is basically your only location in the house to do it. Or you pull out some janky ass folding table for "special occasions" that barely sits flat. But naturally you also fucking eat there, so the whole fucking place turns into a mess.>No toilet closet. If you go into a "master" bedroom there will just be a fucking toilet hanging out next to the shower and bathtub and sinks. So if you're taking a shit and your wife wants to brush her teeth or shower she's gotta deal with you squeezing one out. And no bidet either, you, grand "master" will scrape your poopy butthole out with a piece of toilet paper.So anyways, once you say "dang I'd like enough space for my above extinction family to sleep and store our shit, but also have a space to work, a space to play (that's not just watching TV), a space to cook, a space to store our food, etc it gets big
>>62217486>>62217423"bluhhh these houses look awful. Muh MCMANSION"Ok sure. Not every big house is well done. Loads of them just have people who are well off but not super well off who want to have a lot of space on their lot.But really you're just being buttmad because this is still out of reach for you. Most suburban houses look like shit and are basically put together to provide some randomized set of features so they don't all look exactly the same. You're now just mad that some suburban houses are merely much larger and not also some piece of custom architecture.
>>62217486>>62217423wtf is the point of greentexting if youre just going to write a wall of text. tldr FAGGOT
>>62216263saying it's only Indians is a cope of the highest order, especially if you are a shitalian or greek who built the swathes of suburb landfill trash of the 90s. just because indians are doing it now doesnt mean youre much different. sure the houses are 25% shittier but the ones before are still shitty. I live in Canada and am moving to England solely for the fact that the rich neighborhoods are that much more out of reach there and they at least have some respect for architectural beauty on a systematic level. Bored as shit of living around Johnny Boomer and his retarded plywood and stick frame cuckbox with vinyl siding and the type of people this produces.
>wtf do you want?My dream house would be inspired by Asamkirche in Munich, or similar baroque structures. We've forgotten what beautiful architecture looks like and I want to larp as an elden ring boss or a vampire.
>>62219422Meant for >>62217423
>>62217079They have no taste, no history, no understanding of design or aesthetics or beauty It's literally a spiritually waste land.
There is nothing wrong with a mansion.>Nooooo, it is is not aesthetically pleasing to strangers!>Why would you want the maximum amount of square footage for the least amount of cost?>It's an ugly box!t. 4000 sq ft McMansion owner in the Midwest. My mortgage costs less than a studio apartment in some heckin diverse and vibrant urban utopia. Cope.
>>62224170>There is nothing wrong with a mansion.*McMansionAutocorrect
>>62216348>>62216443Nah, it's the enshittification of suburbs. Gay move to maximize profit per square inch at the expense of American hardworking homeownersOr even worse, it's one of the rental neighborhoods
>>62224170If you're fine with an ugly house that's one thing, but the thing about mcmansions is being cheaply built..Hoping for you it's not actually one. I've been in one, could hear every step from upstairs, the outside had a faux-brick overlay, the a/c didn't connect to multiple rooms, you could hear the master bedrooms tv in the living roomAnd it was still +500k for 3 bedrooms and a basement lol
>>62224251I would post the zillow link for my house but you faggots would just dox me and ruin my life for no reason other than the fact you can.
>>62224330Yeah, definitely don't do that. I'm not claiming your house is cheap, you implied that by calling it a mcmansion lolMcmansions are cheap houses built big and priced high for idiots, that's all.
>>62216339it's a black neighborhood. the kids terrorize the trees and they end up getting cut down
>>62224358It was a cornfieldI almost guarantee it
>>62216613yeah i shit in the backyard every morning, the smell really carries far in the summertime. but all u see out here are trees haha
Thinking of buying in Paraguay. What are my options? A rustic favella shack?
>>62215949when you get rich you very suddenly stop caring about all the THINGS that poor people obsess over.you don't want clutter. If I want a rare charizard I can have one, but I don't need that shit sitting around my house. I can have diamonds, art, whatever. But I don't want it. You get it and the thrill instantly passes and it becomes useless clutter.so you stop wanting THINGS and start collecting experiences. One experience is having a very well-ordered, nearly sterile living space. No junk on the walls or cluttering up the shelves and floors. Just big spaces and not much stuff.poor people can't understand that. We want THINGS. We want to show off and comfort ourselves with material possessions. But actual rich people get sick of that real fast. It becomes pointless.
>2800 square feet>750kHow bad did I fuck up?
>>62224405depends on location, que no?I have 1200 sq ft for the same price but it's in a ski resort town so it's a good deal.
>>62216330Why is there no trees or gardens?
>>62224451HOA probably. Also water restrictions possibly.water is getting real hard to come by in a lot of US subdivisions.
>>62224451nevermind I just looked closer and all of them have treesit's new construction, the trees are probably like 2 years old.
>>62224451trees are insurance liabilitiesthats the reason
>>62216461ThisAlso there's the issue of generational propaganda. The socialists that operate the economic and cultural levers of power have engaged in decades of social condition to convince people that aesthetically ugly architecture and art are actually good things. These two issues are why the modern rich have zero taste.
there are no houses in the USjust birdhouses built with OSB and cotton sticks kys ameripoors
>>62224685my house is currently 150 years old and doing fine.probably needs a new french drain, but that's a summer project
>>62215949Israelis, Indians, africans and chinese love ugly houses, because they're happy to leave their country and live in a house. Doesn't matter what it looks like.
>>62217423>>Bedrooms to hold beds but barely anything else. Since they don't have other proper rooms and don't have walk-in closets you get these things stupidly jammed up where you have dressers, a TV on top of that and then basically anything the person possesses is jammed onto shelves and other shit. They'll buy a fuckload of "organizers" but the whole place is just jammed the fuck up with nonsense. If it's a kid they'll try to jam in a desk and he'll barely be able to pull out the chair without hitting the bedthis is true.but.my wife came from money, the house she grew up in is a 7500 sq ft georgian mansion.you know what, its absolutely clogged to the fucking gills with chest and wardrobes and bullshit.What you are saying is right insofar as there is a point where its to small even minimally, but just making it bigger or more rooms is not the answer.>>62219422>Asamkirche in Munich, or similar baroque structuresabsolutely, this is totally lost now.
>>62225273Clearly lacks walk in closets to separate storing shit from a room with your bed. Very sad, many such cases!
>>62217423>>62217486>>62217527>Anon claims people who can afford to have taste don't>Sperg anon launches into 3 part unrelated rantI'm definitely not questioning your ability to read
>>62216263This is exactly how it is here in Australia.New build suburbs with only 5 bedroom houses, all Indians.
kek, a lot of insecure richfags here.