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slurper edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4

previous smigger thread
>>62215589
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Reminder: war is good for business.
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NOK ALL DAY
NOK ALL NIGHT
NOK ME UP
NO END IN SIGHT
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> nows
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DRAMgods
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since DGXX is in bed with Cerebras, if IPO launch goes well how much do you think DGXX would pump? anyone else in on this??
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>He didn't buy ASTS
>He didn't buy GRRR
>He didn't buy GAMB
>He didn't buy RDDT

I'm LMAO'ing at your life.
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SOXL will hit 200 as prophesied
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>>62216117
>LITE
>AAOI
>TSEM
>SMTC
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Are there any panicans left?
Or have they all left?
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AI can just create more oil.
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Where the fuck is the top for SOX
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XE
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So is MU ending the day over or under 810?
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>The US is going to temporarily reduce beef import tariffs as soon as Monday - WSJ.

KILL ALL THE MAGAVOTING FARMERS
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>>62216146
i bought after selling it at 420 originally
youre at the top
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>>62216146
Ask the magic eight ball
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>>62216137
They've become KMB baggies to prep for the new pandemic or something lmao
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>>62216148
If Trump were a real one he'd be threatening anti-trust lawsuits against the big 4 to help farmers.
That cartel is keeping beef high, keeping ranchers from raising more head.
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give me a dip on DRAM please
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>KILL ALL THE MAGAVOTING FARMERS
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God fucking damn it
Total fucking clown market
FUCK
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Short all the fertilizer you see. It's peaked already
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OK can someone explain this shit? Is it because around $800 of that was earned through selling at open?
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>>62216160
They already did that last month
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>>62216169
yes the cash actually hits your account after the market closes
even though you sold you dont have it as funds
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BYND
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HYMC
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>>62216133
Is GRRR/GAMBfag still alive
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>>62216162
Short the farmers, there's plenty of fertilizer
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Iran needs to hit the Saudi bypass pipeline. They're still exporting millions of barrels of oil per day.
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>>62216172
Thanks, I'm a complete newfag.
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>>62216160
>implying there's a conspiracy to keep you from being able to afford beef.
AAHHHHAAHAHAHAAAAA oh wait you're being serious. That makes it even more funny. HAHAHAHAhAHAHAhAA!!!!
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btw, this is how you have to buy an American ETF as a European cuck, kek. Can't buy them outright, but can get assigned
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> Iran needs to hit the Saudi bypass pipeline. They're still exporting millions of barrels of oil per day.
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>>62216049
Shoulda bought last Monday when DRAM calls were still cheapppp af
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Filled up my tank today. $4.95/gallon. was $2.99 last month. Atleast we get to support Israel that's what really matters
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>>62216146
...Exactly at 810...
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>boughted POET dip at 8.48
>its already back to 14.00
Its just that easy.
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>had to sell my asts to cover other losses
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>>62216176
Who do you think you responded to?
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>>62216161
Do you know how selfish you are asking for a dip? Just for you? I can't believe it you had one this morning
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So the only thing the market makers care about that can make the market go down is interest rates going up.
That's what made the market drop in 2022.
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>>62216193
Short food prices, temporary pain for long-term gain
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LITE what the fuuuuuuuuuu
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>>62216133
I bought GAMB back in September and I wish I had been smarter and bought SNDK whne it was shilled to me at the same time, or GDX.

Really gold, tech, even crypto like Zcash that were shilled to me back then were big gainers. And instead of 5xing my money in 3 months on gold mining letfs, 10xing on zcash or 15xing on SNDK I just kinda.... didn't buy anything and put like 200 bucks into garbage like gamb

>>62216130
Explain your DD
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>>62216202
I assumed someone making fun of the grrr/gambfag
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Hey guise whats this pattern called?
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>>62216199
I thought they would be finito after their absolute retardation, but I guess this bull market forgives everything
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>>62216193
I used to only be able to put $40 of fuel in my car, but now it can hold over $70. Sure it costs more, but I think it's a miracle that Trump was able to increase the size of my gas tank boss.
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>>62216216
"Oh shit, these things make money!"
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a toast--to Nvideo Computer!
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>>62216136
Thoughts on AXTI?
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Uhhhh guys?!?!
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>Trump: It is very possible there will be a diplomatic solution with Iran.

Is this the TACO on a monday?
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someone stop me from selling my MU shares, taking 10%, and buying slightly OTM calls. i cant deal with having so much of my wealth living at the top of a fucking bubble
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>>62216224
>Bart_ProBTC
sounds like someone i can trust
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>>62216224
BART BTC SAID TO SELL FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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SPX is 7400 are you fucking kidding me?
It shouldn't even be over 6000
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>>62216227
maybe the bubble is real this time bro
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>>62216215
No its really me sadly :)

My port's looking a whole lot better than it was a month ago teehee :3
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>>62216230
You don't get your news from random third worlders on X?
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Wtf I got more earning from my Uranium and Lithium miners today than from INTC and MU.
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>>62216227
>top of the bubble
>wants to buy calls
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>>62216234
Shhhhh we need bubble believers or else this whole thing won't work
>>62216236
...... *smooches you on the cheek*
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>>62216175
HYMC (hazy maze cave)
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>KODK still in a downward trend

I was assured stocks only go up. Explain.
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>OIL green
>Silver green
>Gold green
>Natural gas green
>SP 500 green
>NASDAQ green
>DOW is flat

huh... gives me the vibe of big retard market
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>>62216216

its called the forever bagholder suicide pattern. time to bull the top frens get some cheepies its gonna go up another 500%

I'm so fucking bearish right now... not buying shit until page 1 of /biz/ is all red bears for a month and user traffic on /SMG/ drops 90%
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LITEsisters you bought the dip last week right?
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>>62216206
Nyes
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in this moment I am euphoric, not because of some phony markets blessing but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence
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>>62216256
True, true
>>62216251
Trust the plan, the crash is coming
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>>62216233
Watch and learn
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NVAX
MRNA
DUMPING
AAHHHHH
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>>62216217
The main thing to do in this market is not overthink. If something that has been going up a lot goes down, it will go back up. It doesn't matter why it went down, just that it was up before and will go up again because up is the natural state of things.
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>>62216248
Jazz is like jell-o pudding.
NO
Actually its more like Kodack film.
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>>62216253
I have been slurping
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>>62216248
Trust the plan. It'll probably crab or sink tomorrow too but will start to rebound. Look how the volume dropped
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>>62216216
It's called the "my portfolio" pattern.
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>Celsius down 30% in 6 months
Reminds me of that Celsius shill last year.
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MUGODS , SOXLGODS..ARE WE EATING GOOD RN ? who is buying calls on ASTS ahead of earnings ?
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just bought $20 POET calls. surely easy money?
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>>62216274
Oh yeah...we eating good...
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>>62216161
I just bought some, so yes we can dip now
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>you now realize the chop from September to February was a time based corection and the Iran war dip was a standard correction
We’re going to be pumping all summer aren’t we?
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Elon Musk is building AI data centres in space and is using American made Intel chips for it, this is 100% going to happen to happen. Intel WILL become a 100 trillion dollar company.
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>>62216248
>buys a camera company in 2026 when everybody has a digital camera in their pocket
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>>62216274
should i buy some now?
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>>62216279
alright then
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>>62216274
Plenty of PIZZA and BEEF JERKY to go around if you know what I mean. *wink, wink*
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>>62216285
true true
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>>62216283
Yes, it's the coiled spring effect.
All the cash is burning a hole in the wallets of asset managers everywhere.
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>>62216240
are you fucking retarded brother?
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>>62216285
Well slow down there buddy. We need a timeline for this...how long do you expect this to take?
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>>62216291
I already have some STEAK but waiting on some MUFFINS, PIZZA and JERKEY sounds like a great addition!
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>>62216224
K KEEP ME POSTED
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>>62216280
How much you up?
10,000%?

Sandisk is in it, means biggies.
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>>62216193
You can afford it.
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>>62216183
Objectively there's over 100,000 ranchers who have liquidated and left the business in the last ten years in the US. The overall herd count is also the lowest its been since 1951, despite demand being high. The meat processors complain about US live cattle prices being high and how they're the victim, but they're making money hand over fist via arbitrage by importing from Brazil/Australia and posting all time high revenues.
The meat packers defense is 'we aren't conspiring to keep prices high, it's global warming'.
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>>62216240
Sell him some pussy you won't
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>>62216303
This is the ultimate redpill. Why the fuck are people seething over paying an extra 20 or 30 (which comes out to like 60 more a month) on gas? That's not where the big money is wasted in your budget
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>>62216298
Are you smiggas talking in code like the Big Steen files?
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A goy just used klarna to pay for his Chipotle Doordash in installments
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>>62216271
didnt they spend a bunch of cash on something like pepsico's shelf space and get sued by that mutt's mom who let her teenage daughter drink 5 alanis per day?
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>>62216293

>burning a hole in wallets

Berkshire is going to own half United States of America after they buy the entire country for pennies after the 70% drop. they are sitting on 400 billion in cash right now and have bought nothing lmao

the next bubble pop (whenever it happens) is going to have so many zoomers becoming an heros after their 100x leveraged gambling money evaporates in afterhours in the largest red candle in the history of the market
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It's ok bro, you can pump all day, even when Oil is recovering, take your time
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>>62216305
>Objectively there's over 100,000 ranchers who have liquidated and left the business in the last ten years in the US.
Name two.
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Now that the old fart Buffett is out, Abel can buy all the semi stocks he wants and he won't stop until all of Berkshire's cash is spent on 100% semis.
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>>62216233
I have been spamming spx 7500 EOY literally since January. You really think youre smarter then the entire global economy?

You can still catch a ride for SPX 10k by Dec 2028
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>>62216318
He do have that rat phenotype. Bullish
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>>62216212
Dude, no one knew.
It also could have had SNDK slowly climb to $50 instead of be cheated to $1500.
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>>62216287
film has a future, both in legacy uses but also as a potential data storage medium, unhackable and extremely high information density for images. aside from that they are a chemical company too and i think they're getting into batteries. obviously sminiconfluxers are what's working now but i am watching kodak. linda eastman was paul mccartney's cia handler, that company isn't going anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rlDTK6QI-w
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>>62216314
>they are sitting on 400 billion in cash right now and have bought nothing lmao
I don't believe you. Losing billions to inflation? No.
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>>62216274
>188
Excuse me what the FUCK.
Why did I ever sell my SOXL, fuck me.
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>>62216322
>He thinks it won't be over 9,000 by the mid terms
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>>62216329
VEGETA
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>>62216309

>incapable of thinking beyond himself

gee you fucking retarded giga nigger... maybe the price of fuel going up makes the price of fucking EVERYTHING go up.

I fucking hate you retarded faggots so much its unreal. Inb4 rate hike this year instead of cut and you stupid faggots are absolutely seething because "wut it was only $20 of muh gas budget"
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So apparently most of the “gains” porn I’m seeing on leddit are images created with ChatGPT. I lost money on this shit btw. Just beware for all the people that think that the gains you see are all legit. I feel retarded.
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WHATS THE BEAT ON THE STREET?
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>>62216333
Yeah but higher prices means more profit which means more green so yeah just have a bigger port than the price increases
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I sold my SOXL to buy the IREN dip :)
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>>62216327
if you're just now checking soxl after you've sold, don't look at the 1W, the 1M or the YTD
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ELF bros...
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>>62216338
RETARD OF THE DAY

AHHH FUCK OIL IS MOONING THE MIDDLE EAST IS ON FIRE

WE GOT TOO COCKY

SAVE ME OIL BAGGOTS SAVE ME
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>>62216326

Abel is literally calling it his war chest and waiting for the crash. here's an "AI" summary for you faggot
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what are you up ytd anons? none of us are negative at the biggest bull year ever, right?
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>>62216333
>rate hike instead of cut
ok, now we're being delusional even if the rest was fine

Powell didn't hike. Not just that, he cut too early once again. There won't be hikes.
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>>62216342
I was SOXL shill man. I had it at 10 and sold around 55, thinking that maybe 60 or 65 was the absolute peak it might reach.
I had 18833 shares when I sold. I'd have 3.5 million right now if I had held.
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>>62216347
He >>62216334 is
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dreamed i was leading a group of rambunctious black people in prayer, you guys are the closest thing to that in my life so i thought i'd pass along the message.
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TSLA's going to 500 by July. Even with all the other new things they've got going on, electric tractor-trailers is huge.
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>>62216287
It's a chemicals play more than anything else.
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>>62216347
+400%, basically the same as my total performance: >>62216269
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>>62216347
I’m GRRR GAMB smigger, behold yee mighty and despair.
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>>62216346
literally clueless boomer Warren

Abel will just buy KO
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>>62216318
>past a certain age, a man without BRK.B can be a bad thing
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>>62216314
So buy Berkshire in the dip.
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Bro I all in'd Kodak because some dork fuck gave DD here... And I lost 10% of my net worth. Fuck you nigger.
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RIP
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FUCK THIS GAY NIGGER MARKET
GO DOWN
FUCK
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What le fucke was that
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WTFWT
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>>62216369

Warrens gone bro. Abel bought some jap shit and is waiting for American markets to crash and burn.

don't be exit liquidity idiot.. or do... I don't give a fuck what you hysterical greedy clowns do
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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WHATS HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAA
SOMEONE TELL ME THE NEWS
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Axios was instructed to bearishpost now
>Trump Weighs Military Action Against Iran With Ceasefire "On Life Support" –
@axios
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>>62216392
Okay but nobody cares about the war
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>>62216117
Your last chance to sell ASTS before they announce another dilution, /smg/. Now (You) can't say that you haven't been warned.
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>Trump weighs military action against Iran with ceasefire "on life support" - Axios

David J Axios has betrayed us

ABANDON YOUR PORTS

SELLLLL FOR YOUR LIVVVEEEESSS
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>>62216390
>Trump currently meeting with National Secutiry Team to discuss possible resumption of military action in Iran
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>>62216352
Black chuch is pretty cool. Never liked white church, so boring.
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>>62216392
>>62216400
eh it pumped up again, nothing ever happens, we're back
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>>62216392
Axios trying to pump oil while my FTSE oil plays are closed.
Just FML.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -0.20% TOMORROW SELL SELL SELL
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>>62216394
But it's Axios.
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i am up slightly less
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Why is everyone freaking out? there was barely any movement
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>>62216401
Went to a black church, but there was a black woman in the crowd who kept saying "amen siststa", "mmhm", and all that. Very disrespectful
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>>62216399
This >>62216394
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>>62216412
If you aren't levered 1000x you are ngmi
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>>62216352
i love smg sm we are such a community!
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>>62216402
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>>62216412
Autism.
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>>62216392
>>62216399
You know what? I'm going to try to play the insider trade this time. If Axios is bearposting, I'm assuming the insiders are already positioned accordingly, so I'll open a small short on tech and long oil. Let's see how it goes.
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> nows
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>>62216412
We like to have a little hyperbolic fun around here

Also some anons like Germanon are leveraged to the tits and a sharp slight movement against them can be life ending.
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>>62216401
>>62216417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXD4V4t5MPE
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GIVE ME BACK MY SON
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What the fuck is this gay retarded shit?
The market wont even go down 1 dollar.
In 2022-2023 the market would swing $20 a day
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>>62216347
Insane money to me but i dont do options (cause i dont know how).
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>>62216420
So you're going to close it soon and inverse in prep for the TACO?
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>>62216424
>Germanon
Have we had any news from him?
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>>62216435
No news is the news.

He's gone.

He's with Hitler now.
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lmao the cope as KODK continues to sink
what's next invest in Nokia lmao
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OIL TOP IS IN

KEK OIL BAGGOTS

GET SLIMED GOO BOYS
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>>62216392
>>62216399
David Axios is just setting up the next pump, trust the plQn
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I should have bought more CIFR.......
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>>62216448
>plqntrvstingGOD
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>>62216418
hey that’s me! I kept posting chuddha and the nothing ever happens chart during the whole war, good times :)
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How about SPY turns red because there is no reason to be green you God damn nigger faggots.
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>>62216435
I'm german if that counts and I'm up bigly on AMD (not leveraged tho)
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>>62216433
It's just gambling.
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>>62216432
It will dump like crazy once Iran and Ukraine wars end at the same day and all geopolitical problems disappear.
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>>62216347
+54%
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>>62216460

but.... but... Qualcomm said cellphones are obsolete because of AI wearables and trump said we are winning so much we have to suspend gas tax and Elon said he is putting AI in space so we can go to Mars. HEKKIN MARS!! dude I love space and AI its like trust the frickin science you know? I loved the big bang theory that show was so funny how the guy liked super heroes and had to beg for pussy HAHAH!!
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>>62216434
People don't seem to realize that this situation isn't TACO-able. The Iranians aren't going to back down and strait is going to stay closed unless the US makes major concessions of the type that would be political suicide for Trump.
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>MU
WTFWT
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>>62216464
I mean stock ownership is too in a way? Im just buying companies i think are strong.
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>>62216452
Lmao excellent work, I found that post profound enough to cap, gave me a solid laugh
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>>62216460
What are you talking about? Trump's onshoring and Make America Great Agenda has led to capital expenditures we haven't seen since the 1880s, this is the hottest market you will ever see in your life boss.
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>>62216438
The Jews were literally hunting for his liquidation price and pamped it right after, crazy.
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>>62216347
i'm up around 20ish% ytd
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>>62216472
Dare I even look I assume it's bad AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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pbr posts earnigs after the bell
look at what gte did on earnings last week
south american oil, it's got what chinks crave
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Resuming the war is bullish because that means there is the possibility for another ceasefire in the future
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>>62216347
59% not great not terrible
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>this actual market
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GAUZ
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>>62216486
The whole ordeal is bullish for the american markets the internationational inflows this year have been fucking insane
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AMFN anon looking good, i shouldn't have doubted
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>>62216483
Hope they sold plenty of beer
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>>62216290
Crazy to find out that Epstein didn’t actually do anything and the prostitution was ran by ghislaine and Haley Robson
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ARM bros today was intentionally a flat day to make short sellers bleed their reserve stock so they have less when the real gamma squeeze happens in the next day or two. Strap in for the ride
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>>62216497
not crazy at all, men are innocent, women are wicked
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>>62216497
a real chick will take control of your life and lead you on some crazy adventures
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MUBROS
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>>62216504
DARE I EVEN LOOK DARE I EVEN LOOOK
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>>62216504
I didn't boughted the dip
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE CULT
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>>62216503
when do i meet me real ride or die bitch i'm tired of the loneliness

>>62216506
i assume it's up at least another 10%
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>>62216509
imagine what a responsible person would do and do the opposite, they will find you
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It's over.
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>presents
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reminder, last chance to board ASTS at a reasonable price
it will become too late when it is back to 100 post earnings
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>>62216511
i'm gonna spend the summer getting shitfaced at the bar and if that doesn't work i'm going to spend every last dollar on mexican whores and i'f i'm still dying of loneliness i'm just gonna blow my browns out. This is why I sell in may and how I go away
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>>62216520
It will go back to $60.
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>RVI
Why the fuck did I only buy a g of this shit at IPO?
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>>62216526
i sold 1200 mram in 2023 for a measly 2x
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>>62216520
bought hella puts for 70 EOW
company full of jeets about to get raped by starlink and then amazon
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>>62216526
I bought ASTS.
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>>62216347
+44% YTD. If I hadn't sold MUU way too early like a retard I'd be up almost 200%
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>>62216533
Why did you buy it when you didn't have conviction in where it was headed? It was so obvious
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>>62216347
Only +23.5% YTD
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MUU bros
To valhalla or dust
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>>62216526
I have held a reasonably large (for me) position in $TLT since December 2024...
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Do you trust Berkshire Hathaway after Warren Buffett left!
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>>62216536
you beated nasdaq anon, be proud
love,
anon
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>>62216533
>>62216535
i jumped in and out of MUU at 200
i bought it because it was obvious
i sold it because i don't trust the redneck that shills it
simple as
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>>62216291
>no cream cheese

NGMI
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>>62216538
That's what I'm saying- they can close out the casino on me (but that'll never happen because this company is too good)
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>>62216543
i trust them to underperform the s&p over time albeit with smaller max drawdowns
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>>62216520
i bought huge calls on it. 20k worth of ASTS calls
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>>62216526
I sold MU in 2025 for 165$ because I thought it would go down again
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>>62216548
N-n-no Jeffrey, I promise I won't forget... Look! I brought extra GRAPE SOXL
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>>62216554
AFTER it pumped 20% last week??
are you insane?
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ASTS will double miss and still shoot up 25%

So sayeth biztrodamus
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>>62216491
That’s me
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>>62216324
>>62216324
There was one guy who insisted to me SNDK could go the distance after it was up 300%, I remember that shill thread insisting SNDK was the future and I didn't listen. I can't even say I'm condemned to waging because I quit the office job I had then because they were being faggots and saying I had to stay for an unpaid lunch hour, making it 9 hours at the office, instead of going home when I was done working.
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Buy the OWL dip?
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Also I hope baggie gets raped anally
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redpill me on fortinet
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>>62216570
I made a thread shilling it on the board at 500 and everyone laughed at me.
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>>62216560
yes
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>>62216587
jeffrey, whats your annual return? can you post your performance graph? you are a legendary gambler if you are actually performing well
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>>62216193
>Filled up my tank today. $4.95/gallon. was $2.99 last month. Atleast we get to support Israel that's what really matters
it was only 2.99 in april for you? Prices here shot up to 4 bucks by the end of march.
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>>62216587
i hope grandma never finds out how you wasted your inheritance
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What the fuck is this nigger market doing?
Another new high?
FUCK
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I've been looking for semi and memory plays that are yet to moon. I'm thinking I'm gonna drop some money on SUSS and ALAB, just in case.
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>>62216592
only DRAM is making moves for me...
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>it just V again
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>>62216589

they had gas pegged at exactly 2.99 for months and months and months here.. part of the federal shilling "3 dollar national average" I assume.
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Short interest BYND
133%
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>>62216587
Based retard
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>>62216347
>~13% YTD

But I only got back in like last week after a year of not investing. Feeling kind of silly, but I thought I would need that money for a house last year. Ended up I didn't and I missed out on a year of gains. Oh well. I'm not gonna complain about making ~$22,000 in 1 week. You have to look at the bright side of things.
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My portfolio is on life support. Drop a bomb you fucken orange faggot
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>>62216595
is it too late for DRAM or should i wait for a dip?
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>>62216587
You madman I'm not a fan of ASTS but I'm rooting for you
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>>62216587
but muh RSI is too damn high on this call
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>>62216593
AMD
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>>62216518
it's on.
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>>62216606
>My portfolio is on life support.
how
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>>62216262
Slurp opportunity before the moon mission. Are you going to miss it? You are, aren't you?
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Bobo fell for it again
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>>62216606
Bought more SBSW to make orange man mad.
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Nothing else matters except memory stocks. The entire stock market will flow into this sector eventually. We will all become slaves to our AI overlords.
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>>62216621
Astroturfed virus
The like 10 people that died for this will not be forgotten for their sacrifice in making bobo fall for it again
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>>62216620
bobo, likely one of the $200 barrel of gas believers
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>>62216587
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Trump is visiting Xi in China on the 14th-15th. What a cuck he didn't even get Xi to come to the US lmao.

Is MCD going out of buidness? why don't they say they have AI?
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I sold those 0dte calls way too soon. Oh well
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>>62216588
i underperformed anon
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Tech shorts are getting butt blasted. Too much euphoria. You think this bullrun will last forever? I don’t.
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>>62216642
I believe in the fundamentals, I believe in the earnings, I believe it will continue
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>>62216641
>didn't even beat inflation
sad anon.
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>>62216641
good god. lets see the graph, i bet its insane
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>Truck going 100mph down the highway
>It can’t keep going can it?
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>>62216608
no we're going to $100
pls buy
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>>62216117
Why is my nok pamping
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>>62216652
Are you telling me life is a highway or something?
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>>62216652

Eventually it will run a granny off the road causing a chain reaction of unspeakable horrors. Horrors so sick and twisted you would beg to be put down like a hound from hell.

Or maybe it just keeps going lol idk
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alright /biz/, i give up, I can't play with the big boyz.

Shill me some penny stocks.
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Aped into DRAM this morning like a retarded silverback gorilla bonobo nigger let's get it
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Microsoft, Apple, Amazon and Google will be making their own style of chips within three years. Which means all the fabless companies like Nvidia, Amd, Broadcom etc. will be fighting for contracts from non tech firms for market share. With the help of AI the first four I mentioned may also design their own proprietary lithographic tools to self fabricate their own chips and design whole facilities putting TSMC and Texas Instruments on the back foot too. We live in interesting times lads.
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>>62216133
Worse...I sold asts at a loss last week

But I put it in MU so we gucci
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>>62216661

I always think of the anon who shilled a Canadian LNG penny stock that was $0.60. I bought some. It is now $8.70. My best performing stock to date, obviously .
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>>62216666
>MSFT vertically integrating the business to give us insanely cheap computers
Welcome back Commodore
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>>62216526
I went 80% cash because I believed in sell in may and go away, plus tom lees prediction of 7200 spy and some ta I saw in X. If I held out I would be over 400k not approaching 300k. Up 90% for the year so not too mad but i hate feeling sidelined. I’m glad I left a few runners and bought some spy leaps in case I was wrong but still. Live and learn I guess
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Wow 2 generational dips in one day
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> Nuclear Powered
> Amazon Web Services
> XE
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>>62216652
Is an Indian driving? This is important to know.
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>>62216666

>spend trillions and trillions of dollars
>bull run from spending
>???
>okay what do we do with it?

what's the end goal? Palantir knows what the goyim ate for breakfast? Google can put more ad popups on your browser? some gamer can get 1 fps more on his counterstrike game from 2007? a bunch of people get laid off and become useless eaters?

how many of you guys actually think we are going to go into some Jetsons esque utopian future where "AI" makes us "enter the second industrial revolution"

i understand piling into a bull run scam but how many of you cucks really really think "we are going to Mars and hekkin science"
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>>62216651
it's not that good. i opened a brokerage account last year and stayed in cash for a really long time before i started buying around april
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>>62216347
poorfolio but ~140%. I sold my intel calls at 450% which was baked in my strategy, but bummed I didn’t hold past 70. In the past I’ve held on to calls too long and been burned so it was the right move at the time
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>>62216661
IQEPF
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is everything just swaps now?

no one wants to hold the shitcoin so everyone has gone back to barter economy for large financial transactions?
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Wow. I was all ready to sell my Seagate and Western Digital -- I thought they were kind of petering out -- but I'm glad I didn't.
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>>62216526
I DCA SOXS
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Anons, teach me how I can discern which shilled stocks here will actually pump and which ones are duds? I seem to always be buying the duds.
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>>62216661
Bayhorse Silver
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>>62216666
They're going to need palm oil if they're making a lot of chips. Long AEP.
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I don't understand how a news headline can be causal for a pump and then when it doesn't materialize it not only not dumps, but is green again. I'm going to back to dealing in the real world.
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>>62216696
uhoh baggie alert!
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>>62216663
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>>62216701
>>62216701
>>62216701
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$190 SOXL
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>>62216696
nice try baggie
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>>62216686
Yah dude I my amd leaps I got at 28.10 too early at 101.70. The same calls just hit 199.65 a piece.
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>>62216682
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>>62216347
Just started a month ago. All those year my cash was just rotting in a checking account. Should've started this shit a long time ago.
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>>62216695

1) is the CEO Jewish
2) does the company do something even vaguely related to AI or space
3) do they have a "quirky" CEO that makes outlandish promises on a regular basis
4) did nancy pelosi buy LEAPs on it
5) is it literally glow nigger shit that is pseudo government disguised as private industry (social media, defense, tech in general
6) would a trans male to female vegan who posts a black lives matter fist on social media buy it
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>>62216695
Once again, with feeling....

>Buy a little. Put a 10%-12% trailing stop loss on it and leave it alone. Wait for it to go up above your stop loss, so that you are assured of making money. Then buy a little more. Then a little more, whenever you feel brave. If the stop loss executes, have the self-discipline to let the stock recover to the point at which you sold. Then start the whole laborious process all over again. To hell with going all in or buying the dips when the next dip might take you down to bagholder hell. You are trying to write clean tight code for your financial life, and that means as close to zero defects as possible.
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>>62216723
laughing so hard at that image
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>>62216692
MUanon target price MU?
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I want my money back I lost from puts.
FUCK
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>>62216752
Invest in MUU so you can make it back twice as fast
t. MUU holder
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This is getting spooky.
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>>62216748
I'm selling some at 1T market cap it's 909M right now
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>>62216759
what why
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The market is 50% overvalued.
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>>62216789
The market is 50% under valued
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The market is 50% correctly valued
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TRUMP DROP A NUKE YOU GIANT ORANGE FAGGOT
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>>62216333
sounds bullish, where do I get in on this



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