BIZ LEGEND SOXL SHILL EDITION>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4PREVIOUS>>62217257
which anon was shilling asts? I just want to talk
First for behead all jew insects
CRDO
>>62217769
>>62217777WITNE$$ED MY SMIGGA
SHORT GOOGLE! YOUTUBE WILL NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT HIM!!!https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/11/youtuber-lil-narcyz-found-dead-in-croatia/
I hope the anon who enjoyed half a twinkie is having a good day. I also hope SNDKFrieren anon is having a good day too
this market is fucking retarded and only a nigger would invest in it
>>62217776The shit eating tranny posting shitsteinI shit in his mothers mouth btw dailyHood thing xhe getting raped in is tranny ass
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE RSI ON THOSE ASTS $100 CALLS BRODID YOU LISTEN?
boughted the googl dip today, though it has run up a lot lately but they do be growing EPS
>>62217776That's what you get for "aping in" retard. Kek.
> futures
>>62217789You know damn well he did notASTSmigger reveal yourself!You and Germanon win retard of the day, leave your home address and we'll mail you the cheque.
haha spacemobile go whuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>62217801Horsie
>>62217777BASED
looks like RKLB is the superior one..
>>62217814GOOD BROS bros, we good?
Roaring kittys X got hacked kek
Your portfolio just 10x'dWhat are you doing first
>>62217821And you look like you eat my shit, Epstein trannyDid you want to become his fucktoy that bad ?
>>62217830Bullish>>62217834Buying a copy of Sin and Punishment Star Successor for the Nintendo Wii
>>62217785DAS RITE GORILLAS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH E=MC^2+AI AI SUPERCYCLE HYPERCYCLE GIGACYCLE BICYCLE DRAM DRAM DRAM DRAM DRAM OO OO OO OO ARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGH
>>62217777CHECKED
>>62217776i wasnt the one who shilled ASTS. i just gambled on it, thinking they were gonna crush their earnings like Rocket Lab USA and that Abel was just gonna bullshit his way through it
>>62217840Alright yeah you're just a retard bear who's upset and wants to accelerate the dump. Sorry!
>>62217834Dude, what can I do with $1840?
>>62217834Quitting my job.Booking a nice month long vacation.
Is there anything funnier than after hours drops over 10%
>>62217844RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHURURGH ALRIGHT YOUVE MADE ME ANGRY FACE MY AI-POWERED WRATH ARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGH
>>62217846Buy 177 shares of GRRR
>>62217834Going 100% cash and living off the interest.
>>62217851OK, I believe
Cerebras
What was with the NOK pump btw
>>62217834No longer practicing law. Buying a house with dock/lift on the gulf. Buying a sail boat.
>>62217862AI, what else
>>62217834move to japan for a year at leastbuy a house near tokyogo to manga schoolpublish something smallenjoy 7eleven sando every day
>>62217834Putting every single penny into MU with no stop loss, no coverage, and max leverage.
>>62217834that would give me 1.2M $CAD probably going to buy a few candy bars then once im done eating them ill hurl myself off a cliff
>>62217866Nok got ai? I figured the infrastructure would some how eventually be relevant...
>>62217867Do you have a plan for getting permanent residency?
>>62217874Why
>>62217879The material world does not concern me
>>62217872Based
>>62217867They said the US 7Elevens are starting to get Japanese style sandwiches. Can anyone confirm this? I haven't been to the one near me in ages. I used to live in a building with a 7Eleven on the ground floor, I miss it.
Is kraken retarded to hold? I only have a little but I'm impatient. Also I got 8k cash what should I do
>>62217834that would give me about $10 millionI'd get my pilot's license and buy a plane.10K for the license, 200K for the plane
>>62217896A plane is only 200k? Damn
>>62217899you can get a starter plane for under 50k
I'm so confused by the oil market right now. It's behaving like $100 oil is sustainable over the long term if the strait remains closed. Sure Saudi is getting oil out through the red sea, but all the other producers are absolutely fucked if it stays closed. Was the importance of oil from the middle east to the world economy overhyped?
>>62217899It's the fuel that gets you, or so I've heard
>>62217887>Japanese style sandwichesThat's just wonderbread and mayo
>>62217906>He cheaps out on small planesNGMI
Is oil the most boring trade? What a crabbing shit. I'm honestly happier holding ASTS down 10% AH than oil hovering around +/-2% the entire day.
>>62217899secondhand plane from the 70s-80s yeah. With maintenance, planes can be kept in service for a long time
fuuuuckI went to sleep at 7am and set my alarm clock at 1pm so I could weight my portfolio more toward semisI slept through my alarm and semis exploded today
>AMD sisters got felted in the sour hourThat's it bros. Our portfolios are gonna get mashed like Mama JF.
Gonna keep riding the MUU bull until my account blows up
>>62217912if it gets off the ground it can fly, it's not a heli
What ever happened to SMCI anyway?
>>62217920*hugs you* It's okay Frierenposter. W'e'll get you more semis>>62217925Truth nuke. Cultists never let go
>>62217907still clinging to peace. not saying it's wrong but that's what it's doing. also consider that the war itself it quite literally the price of oil and then contemplate which actor has the most capacity to covertly manipulate price without directly affecting physical supply
Oh, Ive been holding 7Eleven stock in one of my portfolios for 6 years. Its done nothing but crab for 6 years and its at low nowNow is a good time to buy it lol
>>62217907the importance of the strait was overhyped clearly
>>62217887Wake me up when they bring over melonpan and salmon filled rice balls.
I suggest you gentlemen look into commodities and specifically the Gold, Silver, and Uranium miners.
>>62217911god damn that looks so good
>>62217931Full recovery+ from lows after the DoJ shitshow, as expected.
>>62217878dont you need a job there for that
>>62217776I sold right before earnings today and wanna buy back in
>>62217965This fat smigga ain't never seen bread beforeOwari Da Obeseanon-san
>>62217943Cultists always win, no exception
>>62217974As did I my smigga.3 Day rule, I'll snipe 100 shares below $69 on Thursday/Friday.
fukcing brazilian oil niggers wasting my time can somebody make these favela monkeys file their earnings already i've got shit to do
There's a Gorilla ITT
>>62217972Well with the power of money there's always a way. You can start a "business" there but I'd imagine it'd still be a hassle depending on how strict they are.
>ASTStold ya'll suckas it was retarded at 110. my short picks are pretty good if i could ever just kick my gambling compulsions
How do you plce an overnight limit order on the ibkr android app? I cant figure it out
>>62217782>https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/11/youtuber-lil-narcyz-found-dead-in-croatia/spot em' got em', need it or keep it?
>>62218005nevermind I got it
>>62217997thanks to your tip i was able to sell at 82.75 for 25% profit and use that money to cover my own oil goombling
I ate a reasonably adult-sized meal more than three hours ago, and I still feel bloated wtf
>>62217988
>>62218019Chronic Pancreatitis, you have 5 months to live, you lucky bastard you.
>>62218024RFK Jr. was right and nobody listened
>>62217948We're closing in on three months of closure now though. Surely they can't keep futures down much longer if there actually is a shortage (and I don't know if there is).
Anyone else feels like stocks will temporarily dump if Trump loses the midterms? It's too far in the future to talk about right now and a lot of things can happen, but let's just assume the market keeps crabbing from here on out as a worst case. But it might be a good buying op.
>>62218019You need to eat more fiber.
>>62217842who in the actual fuck gives a single shit about cellphone service via satellite? this is like some 1990s tier tech scam.>crush earningsthey were projecting a loss... like always... and lost 3x more than they were supposed to. you faggots will buy fucking anything I swear. their last fucking launched failed. they make no money and their product is fucking stupid>OOOO ROCKETS OOOO
>>62218030that's why we all sold in may and are waiting til oct or whenever midterms end to buy back in and next 6 months after that should print +15% on SPY
How do I smuggle kratom into France
Moon anon here. Current phase: waning crescentExpect market hyp to die down further for everything that isn't semis as we approach may 16th's New Moon
>>62218044>Strawberry
>>62218029There's no supply and demand for oil from the strait. No supply no demand. Simple as
>>62218043The question is how do you smuggle atom into germany
>>62217776>which anon was shilling asts? I just want to talkshilling when and how much, was it me six months ago, or some tard yesterday?
>>62218043put it up your butt>>62218058some tard this morning posted a screenshot of 20k worth of calls he had just bought
It's a memory bubble, it's not an AI bubble
>>62218063Memory's the only thing that's making gangbanging money doe
poet is going to moon isn't it
>>62218043what does your gf and family say about you being buzzed 24/7 from a disgusting plant that tastes like dust?> idyllic holiday with my parents and my kratom addicted loser bfsaid no one ever...
>>62217834>Your portfolio just 10x'd>What are you doing firstquiting my retirement and starting a business where I hire 21 year hoes to rub me down for happy endings on the beach.
silver is going to $100 isn't it
>>62218042I didn't sell
Im going to fornicate myself in this thread
>market opens>immediatelly goes on to try pumpingYeah, it's going to keep pumping in AH. Chart looks like it.
>>62218029i've just kept my eye on CLZ26 all throughout. it's on highs again, and funnily enough according to CoT speculators have not gotten all that long. commercial hedgers have though.>>62218061lmao i remember a post from late january from someone about how it was going to make them a millionaire
>>62218081You're off the case.Hand in your brokerageAND your gambling accountChief's been on my ass about you
>>62217896>I'd get my pilot's license and buy a plane.you'll die in a plan crash in six months. Its amazing how may private plane crashes there are. Oh, if you have enough for a private jet you get the shittiest pilots who could never make it in the military or major airlines. You need real money for a private jet and pay real money for competent pilots or you die in a fireball. Just fly first class on a major airline.
>>62218083Post results
>>62218092>AND your other gambling account
>>62218095twas a long sesh but its over
>>62218099Damn well you'll have to show me next time haha
Is this guy right? He says 401k and roth iras are the biggest bagholders. Or is it just appealing to the delusional mass who over consume.
>>62218077>>62217964>there are people in this thread shilling this chartyeah man.. great time to buy now... a dude today literally posted his portfolio of SLV and all chip shit today and it just baffles me that all time high giga bubbles are super magnets that attract paint huffing fucking retards to scream "this is the time to buy"fucking clown world frfr
>>62218041>who in the actual fuck gives a single shit about cellphone service via satellite?There is a billion jeets in India with no cell service and they need remote customer serivce jobs for MSFT, AMZN, APPL and american hospitals - they are willing to do the jobs americans wont do.
>>62217834I'd probably buy and run my own gym and make a rule that everyone HAS to wear shorts when they shower. I'm sick of all the old disgusting naked people at the YMCA threatening to tattle on me to management just because I like to shower non-nude.
SOX is higher above it's 200 day SMA than it was at the peak of the 2000 dot-com bubble.
>>62218044>my Birthday is on the listI'll have to do something extra special this summer solstice to protect myself.
>>62218093>Just fly first class on a major airline.and that's why no one will remember your name
>>62218070>everything on hold while the monkeys continue to play roulette with $70 Buck Rogers and $100 memory stocksIt missed a good chance today, have to check it in the AM.
>>62218061>some tard this morning posted a screenshot of 20k worth of calls he had just boughtooffff
>>62218106>is it just appealing to the delusional mass who over consumeThat one
beware the ai bubble bros. michael burry just opened a short.
>>62218106Is that How Money Works? He's alright but he's reddit.
>>62218121I thought he simply said not to short but to sell and wait
>>62218122Yeah it is, I remember that video>>62218106Didn't he also say the government would basically do whatever it can to keep the stock market from crashing too much BECAUSE it's peoples 401ks/IRAs?
What should I do with $60,000 of NVDA? Besides holding past earnings then holding some more.
>>62218127Ritsuposter, I like you and your determination. I think you should continue doing that
>>62217920Semis been exploded
>>62218108A squeeze will happen at some point
>>62218089>speculators have not gotten all that longbecause who are all the speculators affiliated with? they want oil down after they finish killing amalek, they dont need to make their money betting with the terrorists, they're the once killing them and ensuring their longs WONT PRINT
>>62218112shiller p/e 2nd highest of all time only slightly behind dotcom bubble
>>62218084idk why but just general seat of the pants chart sense seems to be fucking killing it right now. it looked at a glance to me a couple weeks ago like retards would rotate from spaceshits to quantumtards. AVGO looks like imminent blastoff>>62218134that done been happened>>62218135maybe that's why they haven't gotten long gold and silber either... it's all coming together
I was googling around seeing what happened with gauz today and found this lmao
>dow STILL below 50 thousand
>>62217777Based beyond belief
babe, it's tough watching you spiral and struggle, get left behind. it's (less than half) what you deserve for your behavior though and it's the natural consequence of your state of mind. i do still love you and if you would take my hand i'd change your life.
>>62218150no m8 a squeeze will happen when the supply shortages hit and they have not
>>62217834sell all my individual stocks. realign it to half sp500 and quarter divvies and quarter HYSA. go on a nice vacation
>>62218158allright man i'll do it
>>62218108Silver
>>62217842I shit in your mothers mouth tho
>>62218160you could have shilled gold or silver any time in the last 100 fucking years and I would say its a safe play and you fuckers pick the absolute goddamn multigenerational giga top to be like "yeah... imma go all in with margin its gonna keep running"
>watching live senate floor waiting for warsh cloture vote>every single senator looks like the bad guys parents from an American Pie movie, leaning on the desks in tee boy pose or holding the water glass in their hand like its a champagne coupethese are the dudes in the trucker hats talking sports and drinking bud light in november
>>62217842>crush earningskek forever ridicule the epstein posterasts doesnt have any earnings lol
>>62218114>and that's why no one will remember your namejust the way I like it - anonymous
Should I bother buying in this market or should I just save all my cash and wait for it to come down again?
>>62218155It's permission to talk about the Epstein files. Once it goes over that's it, no more posting Jeff.
>>62218150>maybe that's why they haven't gotten long gold and silber either.they are saving that for when they finally decide to take the indexes down and /es corrects to 7000 at a minimum. you can see the headline now:>precious metals are on their highs as traders flee the stock market for safety. also the spot price of gold doesnt matter too much day to day when its just sitting in jew basements and not transacting. they just manipulate that spot price to manipulate their net worth
>>62218158isn't it about time for another nap, lill jew?
>>62217834new house. idk where to move to though. dc suburbs maybe.
>>62218184There's always a buying opportunity somewhere
>>62218171Its coming
>>62218151Oh no the poor redditors
>>62218187or is it the other way around, where only once this whole Epstein thing blows over can the dow once again cross 50k
>>62218184SOXS is on sale. michael burry aped in.
r8 my folio!
It's fucking over
>>62218207its boring
>>62218184>>62218192its amazing that a ton of good large cap companies are at or near 52 week lows right now... there are tons of value plays the only question is if the kikes are going to dump EVERYTHING at the same time or if they are going to sector rotate out of tech and pump the beaten up shit or if they are going to just keep bulling and drag everything upMCD is probably an easy 20% from here for example and feel a lot better about hypothetically getting stuck in in MCD or WM or PFE or some shit than getting -60% rugged in some tech hype dump
So niggercron and jewdisk just gonna do another 2-3x before even thinking of pulling back or what in the actual fuck is this dogshit market?
>>62218226HEYYY, it's not My(cron)'s fault people are seeing numbers go up and want in without caring about why it is
>>62218214>its boring>the -2900% short call. OUCH
>>62217834Overhaul my portfolio to do better
>>62217887Yeah its an overpriced mediocre attempt >$5.49 for two pieces of bread with some mayonnaise and a little bit of hardboiled egg>The one at 7-11 in Japan is around $1.50 USD
>>62217834>sell all my stuff>move onto a Westsail 32 or similar>sail around chasing good weather and live as cheaply as possible off the VT dividends for the rest of my life>perhaps pick up seasonal work to supplement since it's not really quite enough to be /set4life/ but it's still pretty /comfy/
>>62218226>what in the actual fuck is this dogshit market?the goyim should be rioting in the streets right now over this. instead they are pacified because their retirement accounts have a few more goybucks in them to spend at mr shekelsteins slop emporium
>>62218243What's to riot about?
>>62218220>MCD is probably an easy 20% from herein the past maybe, fast food isnt fast or cheap or food anymore. when can we start destroying everything mr shekelstein set up for the past 200 years?
>>62218239damn that's crazythanks though
>>62218207>>62218233>he sold a CC for a measly $965, only to loose out on $28 000ouch...I learned my lesson with CCs on Intel.It's not worth it.
>>62218248>What's to riot about?get back to fucking work you stupid fucking goy. you are less than nothing... thats what
>>62218171>>62218194based
>>62218239>>62218253Egg sandwiches are a good idea though. I should get some bread and make some>>62218255No
>>62218260I make an egg and cheese breakfast burrito every day, maybe I should try adding some mayo
>>62218263Damn that's a great idea too throwing in cheese
>>62218254>I learned my lesson with CCs on Intel.i learned that lesson with SPY in jan-feb 2024 but i also just got heemed on oil today so the lessons never end
>record beef prices>ATH for every metal giga mooning>housing market dead>2nd highest p/e ratio of index's ever>40% of market cap is less than 10 globohomo liberal tech companies full of jeets on H1B visas making chat bots>burry seething>buffett seething>active war>oil mooning>multiple assassination attempts per week>inflation increasing>fed president being replaced/accused of billions in fraud+3% tomorrow for sure lmao fuk it yolo lets buy 5 Delta SOXL calls teehee WAGMI bull frens
>>62218260>Nono retirement goybucks for you then
>>62218269The housing market being dead is bullish for homebuyers doe>>62218272Grrr
>>62218254Yeah, it sucks, but i sold 100 shares this morning at 800 for 100%. Cant be mad at additional guaranteed 20% gains on top, plus tip. Covered calls are still elite, just ran into that edge case
>>62218266I just invest in whatever bag of shredded sharp cheddar is on sale at KR. It's pretty good, though some of the cheese are a bit oily and drip sometimes
>>62218263I make the same egg & cheese muffin every morning for breakfast. we're like habitual twins except you're the evil sombrero-wearing mexican one
>>62218249MCD is just a real estate play in the US but it makes most of its money in Asia selling slop to third worlders
>>62218274>Grrr>forever doomed to be a chud i know that feel
>>62218284>selling slop to third worldershow come only americans get the high fructose goy syrup then?
>>62218286Ironically GRRR is your ticket out of poverty.Become the gorillionaire you were born to be.
>>62218249More people eat the slop than know it's slop. And a significant number of people are retarded enough to think it's a cheap option.
>>62218151Damn the GAUZ poster is a Redditor?
>>62218279>Covered calls are still elite, just ran into that edge case, no, the edge case is literally what makes it a bad strategy. How long until you make up for that 28K by continuing CCs? You won't make up for it before you hit another edge case.Stock market returns are dominated by fat tails.
>>62218283I'd do english muffins or bagels, but I can't reliably cook eggs over easy without breaking the yolk, so I just defaulted to scrambled, and they work best in a tortilla.My morning routine is:wake upBANG BANG BANG postread some news while enjoying coffeego run 4 miles, then showermake my breakfast burritoread some more newsthen it's like 10 am and I can start work (I don't have a job)
>>62218303>BANGBANGBANGGOD
