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BIZ LEGEND SOXL SHILL EDITION

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4

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>>62217257
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which anon was shilling asts? I just want to talk
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First for behead all jew insects
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CRDO
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>>62217769
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>>62217777
WITNE$$ED MY SMIGGA
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SHORT GOOGLE! YOUTUBE WILL NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT HIM!!!

https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/11/youtuber-lil-narcyz-found-dead-in-croatia/
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I hope the anon who enjoyed half a twinkie is having a good day. I also hope SNDKFrieren anon is having a good day too
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this market is fucking retarded and only a nigger would invest in it
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>>62217776
The shit eating tranny posting shitstein
I shit in his mothers mouth btw daily
Hood thing xhe getting raped in is tranny ass
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE RSI ON THOSE ASTS $100 CALLS BRO
DID YOU LISTEN?
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boughted the googl dip today, though it has run up a lot lately but they do be growing EPS
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>>62217776
That's what you get for "aping in" retard. Kek.
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> futures
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>>62217789
You know damn well he did not

ASTSmigger reveal yourself!

You and Germanon win retard of the day, leave your home address and we'll mail you the cheque.
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haha spacemobile go whuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>62217801
Horsie
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>>62217777
BASED
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looks like RKLB is the superior one..
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>>62217814
GOOD BROS bros, we good?
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Roaring kittys X got hacked kek
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Your portfolio just 10x'd
What are you doing first
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>>62217821
And you look like you eat my shit, Epstein tranny
Did you want to become his fucktoy that bad ?
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>>62217830
Bullish
>>62217834
Buying a copy of Sin and Punishment Star Successor for the Nintendo Wii
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>>62217785
DAS RITE GORILLAS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH E=MC^2+AI AI SUPERCYCLE HYPERCYCLE GIGACYCLE BICYCLE DRAM DRAM DRAM DRAM DRAM OO OO OO OO ARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGH
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>>62217777
CHECKED
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>>62217776
i wasnt the one who shilled ASTS. i just gambled on it, thinking they were gonna crush their earnings like Rocket Lab USA and that Abel was just gonna bullshit his way through it
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>>62217840
Alright yeah you're just a retard bear who's upset and wants to accelerate the dump. Sorry!
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>>62217834
Dude, what can I do with $1840?
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>>62217834
Quitting my job.
Booking a nice month long vacation.
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Is there anything funnier than after hours drops over 10%
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>>62217844
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHURURGH ALRIGHT YOUVE MADE ME ANGRY FACE MY AI-POWERED WRATH ARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGHARUGH
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>>62217846
Buy 177 shares of GRRR
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>>62217834
Going 100% cash and living off the interest.
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>>62217851
OK, I believe
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Cerebras
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What was with the NOK pump btw
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>>62217834
No longer practicing law. Buying a house with dock/lift on the gulf. Buying a sail boat.
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>>62217862
AI, what else
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>>62217834
move to japan for a year at least
buy a house near tokyo
go to manga school
publish something small
enjoy 7eleven sando every day
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>>62217834
Putting every single penny into MU with no stop loss, no coverage, and max leverage.
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>>62217834
that would give me 1.2M $CAD probably going to buy a few candy bars then once im done eating them ill hurl myself off a cliff
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>>62217866
Nok got ai? I figured the infrastructure would some how eventually be relevant...
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>>62217867
Do you have a plan for getting permanent residency?
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>>62217874
Why
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>>62217879
The material world does not concern me
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>>62217872
Based
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>>62217867
They said the US 7Elevens are starting to get Japanese style sandwiches. Can anyone confirm this? I haven't been to the one near me in ages. I used to live in a building with a 7Eleven on the ground floor, I miss it.
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Is kraken retarded to hold? I only have a little but I'm impatient.

Also I got 8k cash what should I do
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>>62217834
that would give me about $10 million
I'd get my pilot's license and buy a plane.
10K for the license, 200K for the plane
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>>62217896
A plane is only 200k? Damn
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>>62217899
you can get a starter plane for under 50k
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I'm so confused by the oil market right now. It's behaving like $100 oil is sustainable over the long term if the strait remains closed. Sure Saudi is getting oil out through the red sea, but all the other producers are absolutely fucked if it stays closed. Was the importance of oil from the middle east to the world economy overhyped?
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>>62217899
It's the fuel that gets you, or so I've heard
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>>62217887
>Japanese style sandwiches
That's just wonderbread and mayo
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>>62217906
>He cheaps out on small planes

NGMI
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Is oil the most boring trade? What a crabbing shit. I'm honestly happier holding ASTS down 10% AH than oil hovering around +/-2% the entire day.
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>>62217899
secondhand plane from the 70s-80s yeah. With maintenance, planes can be kept in service for a long time
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fuuuuck

I went to sleep at 7am and set my alarm clock at 1pm so I could weight my portfolio more toward semis

I slept through my alarm and semis exploded today
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>AMD sisters got felted in the sour hour
That's it bros. Our portfolios are gonna get mashed like Mama JF.
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Gonna keep riding the MUU bull until my account blows up
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>>62217912
if it gets off the ground it can fly, it's not a heli
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What ever happened to SMCI anyway?
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>>62217920
*hugs you* It's okay Frierenposter. W'e'll get you more semis
>>62217925
Truth nuke. Cultists never let go
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>>62217907
still clinging to peace. not saying it's wrong but that's what it's doing. also consider that the war itself it quite literally the price of oil and then contemplate which actor has the most capacity to covertly manipulate price without directly affecting physical supply
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Oh, Ive been holding 7Eleven stock in one of my portfolios for 6 years. Its done nothing but crab for 6 years and its at low now

Now is a good time to buy it lol
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>>62217907
the importance of the strait was overhyped clearly
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>>62217887
Wake me up when they bring over melonpan and salmon filled rice balls.
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I suggest you gentlemen look into commodities and specifically the Gold, Silver, and Uranium miners.
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>>62217911
god damn that looks so good
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>>62217931
Full recovery+ from lows after the DoJ shitshow, as expected.
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>>62217878
dont you need a job there for that
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>>62217776
I sold right before earnings today and wanna buy back in
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>>62217965
This fat smigga ain't never seen bread before

Owari Da Obeseanon-san
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>>62217943
Cultists always win, no exception
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>>62217974
As did I my smigga.

3 Day rule, I'll snipe 100 shares below $69 on Thursday/Friday.
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fukcing brazilian oil niggers wasting my time
can somebody make these favela monkeys file their earnings already i've got shit to do
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There's a Gorilla ITT
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>>62217972
Well with the power of money there's always a way. You can start a "business" there but I'd imagine it'd still be a hassle depending on how strict they are.
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>ASTS
told ya'll suckas it was retarded at 110. my short picks are pretty good if i could ever just kick my gambling compulsions
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How do you plce an overnight limit order on the ibkr android app? I cant figure it out
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>>62217782
>https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/11/youtuber-lil-narcyz-found-dead-in-croatia/
spot em' got em', need it or keep it?
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>>62218005
nevermind I got it
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>>62217997
thanks to your tip i was able to sell at 82.75 for 25% profit and use that money to cover my own oil goombling
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I ate a reasonably adult-sized meal more than three hours ago, and I still feel bloated wtf
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>>62217988
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>>62218019
Chronic Pancreatitis, you have 5 months to live, you lucky bastard you.
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>>62218024
RFK Jr. was right and nobody listened
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>>62217948
We're closing in on three months of closure now though. Surely they can't keep futures down much longer if there actually is a shortage (and I don't know if there is).
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Anyone else feels like stocks will temporarily dump if Trump loses the midterms? It's too far in the future to talk about right now and a lot of things can happen, but let's just assume the market keeps crabbing from here on out as a worst case. But it might be a good buying op.
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>>62218019
You need to eat more fiber.
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>>62217842

who in the actual fuck gives a single shit about cellphone service via satellite? this is like some 1990s tier tech scam.

>crush earnings

they were projecting a loss... like always... and lost 3x more than they were supposed to. you faggots will buy fucking anything I swear. their last fucking launched failed. they make no money and their product is fucking stupid

>OOOO ROCKETS OOOO
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>>62218030
that's why we all sold in may and are waiting til oct or whenever midterms end to buy back in and next 6 months after that should print +15% on SPY
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How do I smuggle kratom into France
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Moon anon here. Current phase: waning crescent
Expect market hyp to die down further for everything that isn't semis as we approach may 16th's New Moon
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>>62218044
>Strawberry
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>>62218029
There's no supply and demand for oil from the strait. No supply no demand. Simple as
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>>62218043
The question is how do you smuggle atom into germany
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>>62217776
>which anon was shilling asts? I just want to talk
shilling when and how much, was it me six months ago, or some tard yesterday?
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>>62218043
put it up your butt

>>62218058
some tard this morning posted a screenshot of 20k worth of calls he had just bought
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It's a memory bubble, it's not an AI bubble
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>>62218063
Memory's the only thing that's making gangbanging money doe
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poet is going to moon isn't it
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>>62218043
what does your gf and family say about you being buzzed 24/7 from a disgusting plant that tastes like dust?
> idyllic holiday with my parents and my kratom addicted loser bf
said no one ever...
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>>62217834
>Your portfolio just 10x'd
>What are you doing first
quiting my retirement and starting a business where I hire 21 year hoes to rub me down for happy endings on the beach.
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silver is going to $100 isn't it
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>>62218042
I didn't sell
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Im going to fornicate myself in this thread
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>market opens
>immediatelly goes on to try pumping
Yeah, it's going to keep pumping in AH. Chart looks like it.
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>>62218029
i've just kept my eye on CLZ26 all throughout. it's on highs again, and funnily enough according to CoT speculators have not gotten all that long. commercial hedgers have though.
>>62218061
lmao i remember a post from late january from someone about how it was going to make them a millionaire
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>>62218081
You're off the case.
Hand in your brokerage
AND your gambling account
Chief's been on my ass about you
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>>62217896
>I'd get my pilot's license and buy a plane.
you'll die in a plan crash in six months. Its amazing how may private plane crashes there are. Oh, if you have enough for a private jet you get the shittiest pilots who could never make it in the military or major airlines. You need real money for a private jet and pay real money for competent pilots or you die in a fireball. Just fly first class on a major airline.
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>>62218083
Post results
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>>62218092
>AND your other gambling account
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>>62218095
twas a long sesh but its over
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>>62218099
Damn well you'll have to show me next time haha
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Is this guy right? He says 401k and roth iras are the biggest bagholders. Or is it just appealing to the delusional mass who over consume.
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>>62218077
>>62217964

>there are people in this thread shilling this chart

yeah man.. great time to buy now... a dude today literally posted his portfolio of SLV and all chip shit today and it just baffles me that all time high giga bubbles are super magnets that attract paint huffing fucking retards to scream "this is the time to buy"

fucking clown world frfr
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>>62218041
>who in the actual fuck gives a single shit about cellphone service via satellite?
There is a billion jeets in India with no cell service and they need remote customer serivce jobs for MSFT, AMZN, APPL and american hospitals - they are willing to do the jobs americans wont do.
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>>62217834
I'd probably buy and run my own gym and make a rule that everyone HAS to wear shorts when they shower. I'm sick of all the old disgusting naked people at the YMCA threatening to tattle on me to management just because I like to shower non-nude.
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SOX is higher above it's 200 day SMA than it was at the peak of the 2000 dot-com bubble.
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>>62218044
>my Birthday is on the list
I'll have to do something extra special this summer solstice to protect myself.
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>>62218093
>Just fly first class on a major airline.
and that's why no one will remember your name
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>>62218070
>everything on hold while the monkeys continue to play roulette with $70 Buck Rogers and $100 memory stocks
It missed a good chance today, have to check it in the AM.
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>>62218061
>some tard this morning posted a screenshot of 20k worth of calls he had just bought
ooffff
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>>62218106
>is it just appealing to the delusional mass who over consume
That one
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beware the ai bubble bros. michael burry just opened a short.
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>>62218106
Is that How Money Works? He's alright but he's reddit.
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>>62218121
I thought he simply said not to short but to sell and wait
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>>62218122
Yeah it is, I remember that video
>>62218106
Didn't he also say the government would basically do whatever it can to keep the stock market from crashing too much BECAUSE it's peoples 401ks/IRAs?
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What should I do with $60,000 of NVDA? Besides holding past earnings then holding some more.
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>>62218127
Ritsuposter, I like you and your determination. I think you should continue doing that
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>>62217920
Semis been exploded
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>>62218108
A squeeze will happen at some point
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>>62218089
>speculators have not gotten all that long
because who are all the speculators affiliated with? they want oil down after they finish killing amalek, they dont need to make their money betting with the terrorists, they're the once killing them and ensuring their longs WONT PRINT
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>>62218112

shiller p/e 2nd highest of all time only slightly behind dotcom bubble
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>>62218084
idk why but just general seat of the pants chart sense seems to be fucking killing it right now. it looked at a glance to me a couple weeks ago like retards would rotate from spaceshits to quantumtards. AVGO looks like imminent blastoff
>>62218134
that done been happened
>>62218135
maybe that's why they haven't gotten long gold and silber either... it's all coming together
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I was googling around seeing what happened with gauz today and found this lmao
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>dow STILL below 50 thousand
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>>62217777
Based beyond belief
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babe, it's tough watching you spiral and struggle, get left behind. it's (less than half) what you deserve for your behavior though and it's the natural consequence of your state of mind. i do still love you and if you would take my hand i'd change your life.
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>>62218150
no m8 a squeeze will happen when the supply shortages hit and they have not
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>>62217834
sell all my individual stocks. realign it to half sp500 and quarter divvies and quarter HYSA. go on a nice vacation
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>>62218158
allright man i'll do it
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>>62218108
Silver
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>>62217842
I shit in your mothers mouth tho
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>>62218160

you could have shilled gold or silver any time in the last 100 fucking years and I would say its a safe play and you fuckers pick the absolute goddamn multigenerational giga top to be like "yeah... imma go all in with margin its gonna keep running"
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>watching live senate floor waiting for warsh cloture vote
>every single senator looks like the bad guys parents from an American Pie movie, leaning on the desks in tee boy pose or holding the water glass in their hand like its a champagne coupe

these are the dudes in the trucker hats talking sports and drinking bud light in november
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>>62217842
>crush earnings
kek forever ridicule the epstein poster
asts doesnt have any earnings lol
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>>62218114
>and that's why no one will remember your name
just the way I like it - anonymous
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Should I bother buying in this market or should I just save all my cash and wait for it to come down again?
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>>62218155
It's permission to talk about the Epstein files. Once it goes over that's it, no more posting Jeff.
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>>62218150
>maybe that's why they haven't gotten long gold and silber either.
they are saving that for when they finally decide to take the indexes down and /es corrects to 7000 at a minimum. you can see the headline now:
>precious metals are on their highs as traders flee the stock market for safety. also the spot price of gold doesnt matter too much day to day when its just sitting in jew basements and not transacting. they just manipulate that spot price to manipulate their net worth
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>>62218158
isn't it about time for another nap, lill jew?
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>>62217834
new house. idk where to move to though. dc suburbs maybe.
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>>62218184
There's always a buying opportunity somewhere
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>>62218171
Its coming
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>>62218151
Oh no the poor redditors
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>>62218187
or is it the other way around, where only once this whole Epstein thing blows over can the dow once again cross 50k
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>>62218184
SOXS is on sale. michael burry aped in.
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r8 my folio!
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It's fucking over
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>>62218207
its boring
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>>62218184
>>62218192

its amazing that a ton of good large cap companies are at or near 52 week lows right now... there are tons of value plays the only question is if the kikes are going to dump EVERYTHING at the same time or if they are going to sector rotate out of tech and pump the beaten up shit or if they are going to just keep bulling and drag everything up

MCD is probably an easy 20% from here for example and feel a lot better about hypothetically getting stuck in in MCD or WM or PFE or some shit than getting -60% rugged in some tech hype dump
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So niggercron and jewdisk just gonna do another 2-3x before even thinking of pulling back or what in the actual fuck is this dogshit market?
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>>62218226
HEYYY, it's not My(cron)'s fault people are seeing numbers go up and want in without caring about why it is
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>>62218214
>its boring
>the -2900% short call.
OUCH
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>>62217834
Overhaul my portfolio to do better
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>>62217887
Yeah its an overpriced mediocre attempt
>$5.49 for two pieces of bread with some mayonnaise and a little bit of hardboiled egg

>The one at 7-11 in Japan is around $1.50 USD
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>>62217834
>sell all my stuff
>move onto a Westsail 32 or similar
>sail around chasing good weather and live as cheaply as possible off the VT dividends for the rest of my life
>perhaps pick up seasonal work to supplement since it's not really quite enough to be /set4life/ but it's still pretty /comfy/
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>>62218226
>what in the actual fuck is this dogshit market?
the goyim should be rioting in the streets right now over this. instead they are pacified because their retirement accounts have a few more goybucks in them to spend at mr shekelsteins slop emporium
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>>62218243
What's to riot about?
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>>62218220
>MCD is probably an easy 20% from here
in the past maybe, fast food isnt fast or cheap or food anymore. when can we start destroying everything mr shekelstein set up for the past 200 years?
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>>62218239
damn that's crazy
thanks though
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>>62218207
>>62218233
>he sold a CC for a measly $965, only to loose out on $28 000
ouch...
I learned my lesson with CCs on Intel.
It's not worth it.
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>>62218248
>What's to riot about?
get back to fucking work you stupid fucking goy. you are less than nothing... thats what
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>>62218171
>>62218194
based
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>>62218239
>>62218253
Egg sandwiches are a good idea though. I should get some bread and make some
>>62218255
No
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>>62218260
I make an egg and cheese breakfast burrito every day, maybe I should try adding some mayo
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>>62218263
Damn that's a great idea too throwing in cheese
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>>62218254
>I learned my lesson with CCs on Intel.
i learned that lesson with SPY in jan-feb 2024 but i also just got heemed on oil today so the lessons never end
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>record beef prices
>ATH for every metal giga mooning
>housing market dead
>2nd highest p/e ratio of index's ever
>40% of market cap is less than 10 globohomo liberal tech companies full of jeets on H1B visas making chat bots
>burry seething
>buffett seething
>active war
>oil mooning
>multiple assassination attempts per week
>inflation increasing
>fed president being replaced/accused of billions in fraud

+3% tomorrow for sure lmao fuk it yolo lets buy 5 Delta SOXL calls teehee WAGMI bull frens
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>>62218260
>No
no retirement goybucks for you then
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>>62218269
The housing market being dead is bullish for homebuyers doe
>>62218272
Grrr
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>>62218254
Yeah, it sucks, but i sold 100 shares this morning at 800 for 100%. Cant be mad at additional guaranteed 20% gains on top, plus tip. Covered calls are still elite, just ran into that edge case
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>>62218266
I just invest in whatever bag of shredded sharp cheddar is on sale at KR. It's pretty good, though some of the cheese are a bit oily and drip sometimes
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>>62218263
I make the same egg & cheese muffin every morning for breakfast. we're like habitual twins except you're the evil sombrero-wearing mexican one
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>>62218249

MCD is just a real estate play in the US but it makes most of its money in Asia selling slop to third worlders
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>>62218274
>Grrr
>forever doomed to be a chud
i know that feel
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>>62218284
>selling slop to third worlders
how come only americans get the high fructose goy syrup then?
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>>62218286
Ironically GRRR is your ticket out of poverty.

Become the gorillionaire you were born to be.
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>>62218249
More people eat the slop than know it's slop. And a significant number of people are retarded enough to think it's a cheap option.
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>>62218151
Damn the GAUZ poster is a Redditor?
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>>62218279
>Covered calls are still elite, just ran into that edge case
, no, the edge case is literally what makes it a bad strategy.
How long until you make up for that 28K by continuing CCs? You won't make up for it before you hit another edge case.
Stock market returns are dominated by fat tails.
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>>62218283
I'd do english muffins or bagels, but I can't reliably cook eggs over easy without breaking the yolk, so I just defaulted to scrambled, and they work best in a tortilla.
My morning routine is:
wake up
BANG BANG BANG post
read some news while enjoying coffee
go run 4 miles, then shower
make my breakfast burrito
read some more news
then it's like 10 am and I can start work (I don't have a job)
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>>62218303
>BANGBANGBANGGOD
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>>62218290
corn is abundant and we have an embargo against cuba
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>>62218290

bc Americas government subsidizes the growing of excessive amount of corn to the point that we don't even know what the fuck to do with it other than cram goysyrup into fucking everything.

like 90% of the problems in the world its retarded faggy government created problems bc some monkey in the machine crammed a line item into a 1500000 page bill no one read named "America greatest bill" or some shit
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>>62218263
You should have tacos for taco Tuesday.
The world's biggest coward Donald Drumpf is going to back off like the scaredy cat he is
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>>62218303
I love you smigger and hope your povertyfolio recovers one day.
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>>62218302
I honestly think my only mistake was thinking this was an appropriate strategy in the current retard pump market. Even in a secular, normal bull market the strat is fine
To respond to your point: in how many situations in which a stock retard pumps like this, does it continue to retard pump even further without violently pulling back? Following that up, how many of the people that would benefit from that fat tail retard pump before the pullback would actually have the discipline to sell the top and buy back in during the dump? Because if they dont, they and i have missed out on similar amount of gains
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>duh market is at an ATH
2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
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>>62218316
>povertyfolio
Yeah my gambling account is down from 1/1/2026 but in total I have over $1m net worth
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>>62218308
The coward will back off Cuba because he'll never do anything except the most easy thing ever maybe moving his finger one inch and kill 200 school girls or something in a world where 8 billion exist. That's why I keep buying.
He'll do nothing.
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>>62218321
Bombing schools is bullish though I hope he does more
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>>62218316
>>62218320
Sorry, I meant down from 1/1/2025 (I'm up in '26)
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>>62218321
>>62218323
please stop both of you
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I like to eat 3 eggs scrambled with one of these.
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>>62218160
sure as fuck looks like shanghai sets spot now
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>>62218320
>He thinks $1M net worth isn't poverty in the big 26

You are like a little baby to me
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>>62218318
there is a reason most people dont sell CCs.
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>>62218337
ok then
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>>62218332
is it so hard to buy a pack of tortillas and boil your own rice and beans for 1/10 of the cost?
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>>62218291
Are they trying to compete with PLTR, or no?
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>>62218292
>And a significant number of people are retarded enough to think it's a cheap option.
so my sincere question is... instead of selling these people slop and profiting off them, cant they just like... not exist... thus reducing the population and reducing the amount of money needed in circulation, thereby creating an economy that doesnt require fleecing fat goy piggies to sustain itself? at what point is it just a better option to euthanize? serious question.
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I put the rock in rocket lab
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>>62218155
She sorta a baddie, kinda a milf
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>>62218303
>then it's like 10 am and I can start work (I don't have a job)
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>>62218339
Theres a reason most traders lose money in the market too
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>Saudi Arabian crude oil exports to China for loading in June are set to plunge to around 13 million to 14 million barrels

>That compares with around 20 million barrels for loading in May, which was already well below historical levels, the traders said, asking not to be named as they’re not authorized to speak to media. Prior to the Iran war, the kingdom typically exported around 40 million to 50 million barrels a month to China, the world’s biggest crude importer.

>The decline from May comes after Aramco’s official selling prices for June were set at levels which traders said were above spot-market levels for other grades in the Middle East, including Abu Dhabi’s Murban and Oman crude.

>Two European refiners also said they didn’t request any Saudi term supplies for June, partly due to high official selling prices.

Demand destruction about to ramp up
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>>62218308
>>62218310
this ties into what i wrote here >>62218350 but at what point is it just better to euthanize? subsidizing corn farmers is a choice that doesnt need to be necessary. we could just, ya know, not give them taxpayer money and let them fail (a slow euthanization of sorts).
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>>62218346
They're not in the same circles as PLTR, they have migrated the majority of their business from AI Video Networks & IoT to sovereign Data Centres in Asia, the majority of future revenue will come from Data Centre contracts.

This year revenue is guiding between $150 - $200M which will be between 50 & 100% YoY gains.

2027 Revenue is estimated between $500M - $600M almost triple the high end estimate for this year's guidance.

Still a lot of risk involved in delivering on contracts but its nice to see they have been converting their $7B qualified leads pipeline and it isn't just fluff.

The chart looks great, breaking out of a descending wedge and forming a cup and handle, currently on the handle.

Target price next 3 months is $45, next 12 months $60 and 2027 bull case is well over $100.
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So is Rheinmetall finally gonna tomorrow or is there no end to the fall?
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Trump should have just kept bombing Iran for the past month instead of fucking around with those retards when it was obvious they weren’t gonna play along. All this wasted time just gets him closer to midterms with an unresolved geopolitical and economic headache.
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>>62218345
I'm gonna be honest, the first thing I started spending my wealth on once I no longer needed to live in absolute poverty saving every penny was food that didn't require so much effort to cook. I can remain disciplined elsewhere, but fuck cooking.
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HOLY SHIT JUST SHOW UP YOU TWO FAGGOTS ITS BEEN SITTING AT 49 YEAS FOR WARSH FOR AN HOUR
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>>62218355
I'm trying to make it doing some independent stuff, so I have projects to work on at least
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>>62218370
Yeah looks interesting - the only worry is how they're going to finance the data centres.
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>From Elon Musk to Tim Cook, here's the full list of top execs joining Trump on his China trip this week
larry fink, citi CEO, goldman CEO, boeing CEO, cargill CEO.... suddenly i think absolutely nothing of any substance will be discussed
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>>62218373
He's a coward benchod taco burrito

Don't bet on him, just buy soxl.
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Let me tell you a story.

8 years ago, I made a LLC for an Ebay trading company that went nowhere, I just gave up on it. Then, COVID hit, and they were giving out stimulus. I got in on the business PPE payments, and the government sent me $125,000 for my failed Ebay business lol


I took that PPE stimulus and invested it in stocks instead of spending it, Im now up over $550,000

At this rate, Im going to be a millionaire off of money I scammed from the government lol
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>>62218389
I was there when he cashed the check this is real
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>>62218389
>Let me tell you
Back to Alabama you hick.
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>>62218380
They have recently acquired Shackleton Finance (Renamed Gorilla Finance) to help create non dilutive SBVs with institutional investors (NVDA heavily linked) for individual contracts.

There's inherent risks as a micro cap in a hyperscalers game but I like GRRR, the fundamentals have improved QoQ and the technicals are looking just like November 2024.

I've been in and out of GRRR since June 2024. I like the stock a lot. Back in bigly with 11,000 shares at $15 average.
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>>62217769
I love you bros so much I refuse to buy semis because that will be the top
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>>62218393
Interesting, thanks.
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>>62218395
>BuL ID is bearish
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>>62218373
Bomb what? after 13000+ strikes they exhausted their military targets the only thing left was civilian infrastructure and underground facilities the US wasn't able to penetrate
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>>62217834
Buy a high end escort for an extended session
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>>62218392
I'm not from Alabama. I'm from Georgia.
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>>62218406
Can you get me a ticket for The Masters next year?
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I want to buy GRRE but I hate that the owners named the ticker what they did, and the memes being spammed here
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>>62218386
I invest in Bank of China. I own a share in communism now!
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Do you think hes right on this one? These people in sandisk, mu, and rocket are in for pain?
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>>62218386
Trump wants China to invest in the US and allow more US companies to operate in China with more autonomy
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>>62218415
Maybe Sandisk and Micron, but semis are going up. Earnings are going to keep going up. There is not a slow down of earnings anywhere in sight for semis in general.
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>$153k in TSLA (up $67k on it)
Rode it from $250 -> $450
Maybe time to sell it off and push it into INTC. I just dunno. I've only put $30k into AMD and INTC each and I'm up $4k on one and $6k on the other. Insane run that you can still jump on this late and make something. And hopefully jump out. Idk. Decisions, decisions! It's been a good fucking few months.
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>>62218415
idk. at best isnt he a real estate expert and not a tech expert?
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>>62218415
How's his nvda short going?
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i fomo into mu at $785-$790, nigvidia $221, goog $390. tried tsmc at $400 and then $404 but nothing. god help me if i have to bag hold this.
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>>62218434
Trust the plan
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>>62218415
need to wait for the results after the china meeting where all the CEOs and lobbyists are going too for some reason.

im expecting they'll realize how well china is doing and tell orange man to print more money for their companies so they dont fall behind all in the name of national security, ergo SPY will bullrun to 840

>>62218386
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>>62218415
I only look at charts on a logarithmic scale. Looks fine to me
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>>62218432
>>62218433
>>62218415
Sorry old man, we only follow the cute twink who has made insane gains.
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>>62218412
I'd invest heavily into the CCP
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>>62218440
CANNONS
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>>62218433
It's for 2027, so I guess we'll wait until 2027 to see
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>>62218446
it will be funnier by the month
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>>62218444
Would (You) let her in?
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Warsh only got 49-44 to get the debate to end and move to the vote on him as Fed Head.

He was supposed to be a sure thing...
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didn’t some nigga buy calls on asts worth 20k. Kek
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>>62218453
Fuck
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>>62218101
yea… ill show you bro…
HEEEEEYAAAAA!!!
>*blasts you with the sour mayo special*
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>>62218456
Hot
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>>62218415
parabolic is unironically bullish.
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>>62218024
>>62218019
unironically it could be pancreatitis. I had the same issue and it was my pancreas. Stop drinking alcohol even if you don't drink that much.
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>Jan 2027
i think Burry is cooked on NVDA

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/michael-burry-adds-nvidia-puts-160051611.html
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>>62218436
what's the plan? line always goes up?
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>>62218463
We hold for another year
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>>62218441
Stop posting photos of me.
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>>62218450
It's toward the end of 2027 so we'll need to wait over a year, what are you going to do if his shorts print though, will you apologise to him?
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>>62218455
This was just a vote to move to a vote.
He should have had all 53 republicans + the Carhart shill man.

Not bullish.
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>>62218461
its funny to think if Burry had gone long NVDA he would have made a lot of money
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>>62218471
Turns out I misremembered the date >>62218461
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>>62218471
>It's toward the end of 2027
its not lol

see >>62218461
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>>62218453
FOUR MORE FUCKING YEARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE
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>>62218475
its all good. yeah i just looked he's already 5 months into it.
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>>62218461
Dude's fucked unless Jesus descends from the heavens and calls for a crusade against AI
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WTF did someone forget to tell VCX the market is closed? Normally i feel terrible for buying anything other than mining stocks but at least for a day or two this...This is acceptable.



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