We are all gonna make it
>>62218671Can GME bros and KMB bros finally put their differences aside and finally team up for once? These are both blue chip stocks. Funko Pops and Adult diapers, it's like chocolate and peanut butter.
>>62218671I made 2k shorting the pump today on the Roaringkitty hack. Just wanted to drop in to say thanks
>>62218680I reject the FUD and substitute the following cope:https://x.com/LowkeyLeckie/status/2053994410522902749
>>62218686Not FUD. Just weird how Mr.Greg was so quick to respond to the cat's post. A lot of weird shit is happening today regarding this stock.
Imagine basing your entire identity on hating some shitposter
gme needs to pivot to 100% online sales
>>62218680Even if someone could have guessed his password was marijane6942088(don't worry I only see ********************), there is no way they could escape the prying eyes of the Israeli frens that verify Twitter accounts.This has to be a real message.50 cash 50 shitcoin offer to purchase GME?
>>62218699I mean in general. Some people obviously want me to be upset so I'm just not gonna react is all.
The float was like 70 million. How will the shorts still be trapped if the float is over 2 billion? Lmao kek baggies
>>62218686I further supplement that cope with this additional cope:https://x.com/jdreyessss/status/2053997530908598312>May 14May 14>May 14May 14
>>62218724I can honestly say I'm not pleased that the only thing that Ryan can do to raise the money is to dilute us another billion shares potentially. Of course, the FUD today is real. I haven't felt this much FUD since the price was attacked at 13, then 12, 11, and finally 10 bux. If I remember this entire saga correctly, every time there was some giga FUD being pushed, it turned out to be a good thing in the long run. We shall see what Ryan does with the new authorization should it pass.
>5 years>still redHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62218746Im giga red. Down more than 50% now. I cope by saying kek baggies or defending and praising Cohen every thread. Depends on the mood
Ryan Cohen is a failure
>>62218746It's insane, I'm barely green after FIVE years in one of the most bullish markets in decades, pretty much EVERYTHING else in my portfolio is printing money. I should've never trusted that fucking nigger, my money would've been better spent literally anywhere else. I'll fucking die before voting yes.
>>62218836Easily the most eyes he's gonna have on him in a long time.
>>62218836When can i vote yes to all the proposals?
>>62218680why does he talking to himself
>>62218871it's a way to say "I was hacked" without triggering the algos or messing with his meme davinci code shit he's got going on with his main account.
>>62218746>power to the players
>>62218836ask him to kill himself
In the end AMC baggies were smarter than GME baggies after all
post your best copes from the cringemines itt>i'll go first:
>>62218671Ive always voted no to jews. Wont change now Ryan.
>that after hours price dropBig fucking yikes.
6 fucking years (and billions added to the warchest) later....I KNOW LET'S BUY LE EBAY!!!!What a goddamn retard. The most obvious plant ceo ever. Moass isn't happening with this limp-wristed faggot at the helm.
HAHAHA 6 YEARS OF DILUTIONS ALL TO FAIL AT SOME NFT GRIFT, FOLLOWED BY MORE DILUTION, FOLLOWED BY BUYING BTC AT THE TOP, FOLLOWED BY MORE DILUTION, FOLLOWED BY TRYING TO PURCHASE A DYING E-COMMERCE COMPANY PAID BY WAIT FOR IT MORREEE DILUTION HAHAHA. YOU DILATE MORE THAN TRANNIES. GMETRANNIES HAHAHAHA
fucking lol
>>62218918If he wants to avoid a takeover he can just buy more, he's authorized up to 51% of the common stock.
redditrannies learned the word ‘accretive’ two days ago and now it’s in every other post LMAO fucking niggers
>-36% in 5 years
kek dumbfuck baggies
>kitty tweet>pump>pump killed in less than 30 min with a dilution announcementpeople really thought a jew was going to take down the stock market lol
the riddlefag jew is not on your side and luigi’ing all billionaires is the moderate stance
their ability to make something as innocuous as voting on a shareholder proposal sound this fucking gay truly is astounding
hey check the volume in the hour before kitty posteddoes gme stock check out for lunch everyday?
>Moved out out my gay fucking country and now I can't even sell dump this worthless shit quickly due to Computershare's 2FA systems being from the fucking stone ageI'm so fucked bros, this shit is cratering into the fucking core of the planet, but it's what I get for trusting a fucking kike rat...
https://x.com/TheDefiApe/status/2053968097510330609Kevin did the rug ?
>>62219244>it turns out the hacker/scammer is Roaring Kitties brother himself and he admits it on stream.. uhhh where is the part where he admits it? LMAO the guy is too permafried to even function so i doubt he managed to hack the account and fire off all those tweets so seamlesslyAND even if it WAS his brother then roaring clitty could just, i don't know, fucking say it was him? or simply say his account was hacked?but no, these niggers can't be direct about anything ever, so let the riddlefagging and theory crafting resume i suppose LMAO
borrowing a post
>>62219259they cloned him when he got arrested. the pieces are falling into place.
Why couldnt Ryan wait one day in 2024 to dilute 10M shares at $500 a share? Oh yeah, it would hurt his tribe members. Shame on me, made the worst decision of my life by buying Gme shares. Not gonna be a bag holder for another day. Seling all my stack and gonna move on. Maybe will leave 100 shares because one was enough to make it right?
>>62219482just always keep one yolo call option FD in case muh moass is realyou'd make it harder than anyone with 100 shares thanks to options jewry lmaothis 'moass insurance plan' would cost like 50 bucks per year if you bought the right contract at the right timesobligatory "fuck ryan cohen"
This is my cope
>>62219566uhh i'm pretty sure you don't go to heaven when you kill yourself bro...
>>62219482people are sick of this shit. even plebbit.
this is a very amatuerclass (not masterclass) attempt at empire building. it really makes me have a deeper appriciation for all the empires that were built on the backs of nameless forgettable peasants in service to their overlord.
>>62219620
COPE SEETHE DILUTE GMETRANNY AHAHA
>>62218671I'm new to investing and thinking about putting half my savings on GME because of the Ebay takeover.I don't think it should reasonably go through. Which is why it might because I don't know shit and I'm probably wrong. Else not that big of a loss because it seems to hover around 25$.
Vote yes because trust the plan and two more weeks.
DFV still hasn't changed back to his original profile picture
>>62219811Nice red morning harmony break not, honorable cat-person. CCs closed need to be.
Wow, I go to bed, wake up flooded with shillsDoes wall street understand co-ordinated fud attacks are obvious now? They still can't make a playbook in the year of our lord 2026 and with AI mocking them at every single step?Lmao you lost
>>62219934>October 30I sleep
GMEsisters, it's over...https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/sustainable-finance-reporting/ebay-rejects-gamestops-audacious-56-billion-takeover-bid-2026-05-12/
https://investors.ebayinc.com/investor-news/press-release-details/2026/eBay-Confirms-Receipt-of-Unsolicited-Proposal-from-GameStop/default.aspxLet the games begin
What the fuck, I copied the link for the rejection. What a shitty website
>>62219990>>62219996LMAO, thats what he was expecting, now they have to explain to shareholders why they didn't and now they can offer to Shareholders directly without the board, 5% of the company isn't nothing lolThe board is "full of overpaid consultants" aka BCG - he knew they would, so now it's open boardfare >also 4chanX is now fucked great
>>62220015I always knew that this would be a hostile takeover. Here's the rejection letter
>>62220018If Cohen already has sovereign wealth fund backing lined up — and the Sultan has been floated — then the financing gap isn't actually a gap. The "highly confident" letter from TD may be the public-facing piece of a structure that's already fully committed behind the scenes.In which case the tender offer route is genuinely fast. File, 20 business days, done. Board becomes irrelevant.Check- mate BCG overpaid consultants kek
Today (May 12) — eBay files 8-K with rejection letter. Ball back with Cohen.This week — Cohen responds publicly. Almost certainly uses "neither credible nor attractive" against them in shareholder communications.Next step (Cohen's move) — Files Schedule TO with SEC to formally commence the tender offer. This requires fully committed financing, not just the TD highly confident letter.Once Schedule TO filed — eBay has exactly 10 business days to file the 14D-9. That's when they have to formally recommend shareholders accept, reject, or stay neutral — and justify it in writing under SEC obligations.20 business days from Schedule TO — Tender offer acceptance window closes. Shareholders have tendered or not.
Boston Consulting Group (BCG) alumni at eBay ;>Luci Yang — Senior Director of Global Motors Strategy & Operations at eBay; previously spent nearly 9 years at BCG as a Principal.>Jay Lee — senior eBay executive overseeing global markets; previously a BCG partner before joining eBay.He knew they would reject, he just wanted them to look the idiots they are in the process.
>>62220050once we vote yes, towel shares shall grow back like foreskins and rceo shall make shares out of shares and cash out of cash until all ebay holders have 50 of eachit is written on the websitehallelujah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U
if anything can be considered a "kansas city shuffle" it's not going to be gamestop does, because why would dfv know about gamestop's plans?so if anything, this hack feels like the closest thing to being a kansas city shuffle from dfv so far.which i don't like and it doesn't sit right with me. despite undoing everything on his twitter, he still left his profile picture.gme has always been manipulated, but after yesterday it feels so much worse. i hate it
>eBay rej-Don't care, still voting yes on the diloooootion.
>>62220168>kansas city shufflethat was RK going long > short > longThat is all, I ignore him now, as he isn't privvy to anything GME is doing
>>62220234I didn't care about what he was doing before yesterday, but now I feel like if he doesn't offer an explanation for what happened, he's up to something shady. none of what happened yesterday in that short amount of time was a coincidence. that was pure manipulation. whether DFV did it himself, or someone actually hacked him to pull it off is anyone's guess. but gme has never seen such a swiftly executed pump and dump like that ever.
>>62220194Based, I'm buying as many of those shares as I can. Shills BTFO
>>62220239Saw a theory that Keith is working with the feds to pull a honeypot, feels mostly like cope. My theory is that Kevin got a hold of Keith's credentials/phone/laptop and pulled a quick pump and dump
>>62220239>none of what happened yesterday in that short amount of time was a coincidence. that was pure manipulation. Do you think DFV could get in trouble for what happened yesterday?
I'm unironically starting to think it can be Kevin and RK couldn't get his account back yet. but the timing is still sus
>>62220272>My theory is that Kevin got a hold of Keith's credentials/phone/laptop and pulled a quick pump and dumpsounds plausible>>62220273Only if he wasn't hacked, but the timing of everything is way too suspicious. A random hacker wouldn't pull this off a quite genuinely the perfect moment. I'm really leaning towards it being dfv or kevin.If gamestop actually cared about the blatant manipulation, they should want to know why their stock pumped because some guy tweeted like that
People are sleeping on Sultan
>>62220298>I'm really leaning towards it being dfv or kevin.It's not DFV, he was already in hot water for the squeeze 5 years ago. It's more likely it's Kevin, but how would Kevin know to start posting the literal moment before the dilution proposal was announced?
>>62220310it's safe to say he's providing some kind of funding, likely from the convertible notes. otherwise there isn't much to say about him. if he's backing gamestop with funds, obviously he'll know about whatever RC's plans are.
>>62220310
>>62220314>how would Kevin know to start posting the literal moment before the dilution proposal was announced?that's why this whole situation really bothers me. any number of things could be bad.best case scenario like >>62220272 mentioned is that it was a honeypot, but that still feels way too good to be true due to the timing.no matter how you look at it, somebody wanted to manipulate gme at precisely that moment. it's fucked up
>>62220316>obviously he'll know about whatever RC's plans are>>62220323
>>62220314He didn't 100% it's a hack and fud campaign, this place was flooded with shills, >>62220314> obviously he'll know about whatever RC's plans are.not in the slightest, he just has a good guess on whats going on
>>62220332>He didn't 100% it's a hack and fud campaignYeah, that makes more sense.>this place was flooded with shillsAgreed, considering you're a bathnigger and all.
>>62220314Ryan probably saw that DFVs account was active and pushed out the statement immediately which would have come out within a couple of days anyhow. He knew that that the dilution narrative would take hold among the FUD spreaders so it will now be drowned out fro the news regarding Keith's account and the ebay board's rejection
>>62220347Sorry not sorry you didn't pay attention>gamshire bathaway
>>62220316Otherwise there Isn’t much to say about him?
>>62220316>>62220354There are only 74m shares of bbby outstanding, currently under $5.
>>62219811DFV was never a good guy either. He came back, pumped the stock up on his name recognition, got a bunch of people to buy in as well, then made hundreds of millions while going silent and used everyone else as his exit liquidity.
>>62220015The stock is up 50% is a year why would shareholders want to sell for a 20% premium into taxes and have the rest of their stock controlled by a guy who's provided 0 value to shareholders of gme in 6 years.
>>62220365come on now, he literally forfeited a billion dollars just to buy 9 million shares at $23.40nobody can say what his gme position looks like today. there is no proof he sold or bought more. speculating is one thing, but outright saying something you can't prove makes you look like an ass.
>DFV is bad>RC is badkek this is all you have now
>>62220371No the only thing I can prove is that he made hundreds of billions and then went AWOL. A simple "I'm still in" or "I'm out" would save a lot of people a lot of pain.
>>62220379Hundreds of millions*
>>62220379>No the only thing I can prove is that he made hundreds of billionsHe literally did not, retard. do you understand how much "hundreds of billions" would be? that would make him one of the richest people on the entire planet. the most in unrealized gains he reached was 1 billion, and even then he opted to hold gme shares.
>>62220393He's a low IQ dalit, this much is obvious, a true downie of epic proportions
>>62220373Shills will never make us GME Apes hate our based daddy Ryan Cohen
>>62220348Yeah, I agree, makes sense that he would front run any potential return of DFV with more dilution. Still sucks that Ryan really is against any idea of a short squeeze. We'll see if he addresses the dilution in that interview later today. It only makes sense to issue that stock if we get something really big out of it, otherwise he's not beating the allegations of the nature of his tribe.
>>62220393>>62220384Ha I got my edit in before your response get fucked!
>>62220348>X you people are as cringe as the redditors
>>62220393>and even then he opted to hold gme sharesThat he did. It's pure speculation if he's still in or not, but I guess that's the nature of the play.
>>62220401What we need is forward guidance. If he can tell me what his transformative plan is with eBay then I might be on board. If it's just a slow roll "trim the fat, reduce executive bonuses for an eventual slightly increased balance sheet position" it's not worth the debt, time and dilution.
>>62220402whatever. my point still stands: he opted for 9 million shares instead of cash for a reason
>>62220414It's on the website
>cohen against a squeezeThis is how I know you lot as all fake holders and posters You tried subtle. I'll give you that, but it's not working
>>62220414A little more clarity other than a "trust me, bro" would be great. >>62220421Diluting us without acquiring something of equal or greater value is absolutely against our best interests and any kind of squeeze. Fuck off, bathnigger.
what the fuck was that
>>62220770just typical gme bullshitsame as it ever was
>>62220770I dont look at the fake ticker anymore Only ticker I'm interested in is TEDDY$, GME is a mere waiting room now
>TD HLC LetterTD Securities is highly confident that funded debt of up to $20.0 billion could be raised by the Company in the bank and capital markets to support the effectuation of the Transaction. Our view is based on: (i) our internal financial analysis and assumptions surrounding the financing of the Transaction; (ii) our review of the various materials provided to us by you concerning the Target; (iii) current financial market conditions and (iv) the leadership of TD Securities over several years in successfully arranging financings for corporate clients.
>>62220950The ebay board are so screwed, they couldn't take the deal becasuse they wont be allowed to, by the powers that be, but they also can't stop a hostile takeover, which involves a share recall - especially a 50/50 deal. They should have taken his offer lol, now they get replaced by proxy or they simply get stepped over by shareholders. A delightful trap
>>62220966I love free marke
>>62220966the ebay board rejected the offer because they don't want to lose their "jobs" which lets them sit around and sell shares all year long.
>>62220982 They want to lose their jobs and collect the golden parachutes but Ryan will make sure those will NOT be paid out kek
>>62220982True but also they are infested with BCG - 2 board members are long term serving Principals and consultants. RC literally made the point about Ebay having the same "overpaid consultants" like BBBY - Mark Tritton and BCG tier.
>>62220966since ebay is 93-95% institutionally owned, what if the shareholders just vote down any m&a? Also assuming market are someone coherent, wouldn't a hostile takeover be impossible because if its 92-95% owned already, theres no shares left for a hostile takeo ever to take place?
Oh, is that how eBay wants to play? Time to hoist the black pirate flag, Cohen. All hands on deck, vote yes and dilute the shares. Every share is ammo, 2.5 billion shares.
literally all of gamestop's problems would be immediately solved the share price could go above $32 and beyond. it's really that simple. some kind of positive catalyst.
>>62221014>since ebay is 93-95% institutionally owned, what if the shareholders just vote down any m&a?Then it goes to a proxy fight and he keeps buying shares to get more board seats, at that point it's a war of attriton but the institutions who own, BlackRock and Vanguard lend their shares out, they rarely vote - something like this I don't know if htey will or not, probably, but they can but 15% and outstrip Vanguard and Blackrock, they can then force board seats to get the votes on the board for what he wants. institutions often do approve deals if price is attractivethey are not structurally anti-M&A“If it’s that heavily institutionally owned, is a hostile takeover impossible?”No — and this is the key misunderstanding. Hostile takeovers are not limited by “free float size” A hostile bid for eBay does NOT require:there to be “a lot of loose shares sitting around”It works in one of three ways:A) Tender offer (most common)Acquirer says:“We will buy shares directly from shareholders at X price.”Even institutions can tender shares.If enough accept control achieved.B) Proxy fight (board replacement)Acquirer tries to:convince shareholders to vote out the boardinstall new directorsEven with 95% institutional ownership, this is still possible because:institutions vote differentlygovernance policies varyactivism can sway marginsC) Open market accumulationBuy shares gradually until:disclosure thresholds triggerregulatory review happens3) The key misconception: “institutions = locked shares”Institutional ownership does NOT mean:locked stockunavailable stockor non-transferable stockThe real constraint on hostile takeovers is NOT share distribution ;price premium required (often 20–40%+)financing capacityboard defences (poison pills, staggered boards)regulatory scrutinyNot “lack of available shares”
>>62221032board recommends yes to offer?
>>62221032nice ai overview now explain what happens if, hypothetically, the board and all the institutional shareholders are dead against GME. Based on my understanding the only way to achieve a takeover would be to offer a price high enough that institutions would be forced to accept because of legal fiduciary duty to the pensions they manage, other than that, if >51% of shareholders are against a takeover, and the board won't issue new (previously authorized) shares, then a hostile takeover is literally impossible.
>>62221083Board didnt recommend the offer though.>>62221086I couldn't be bothered to type it all out. Sometimes a tool is a useful tool, if you know how to not let it be a slop-o-maticI already did, it's a proxy war to replace board members, they do this buy buying over time, institutions sell all the time, funds rebalance etc. You are correct they can block the deal, they can't block the board once replaced. >If shareholders vote no on a proposed merger/takeover of GameStop (or any similar deal):That specific transaction fails. It cannot proceed under those terms.The bidder cannot complete the takeover via that agreement.Any associated “friendly deal” structure dies immediately.But important distinction:A “no” vote is not a permanent shieldIt only blocks that one path. The acquirer could still:launch a new offer at a higher priceswitch to a tender offer directly to shareholdersattempt a proxy fight to replace the boardSo the correct way to think about it is:Shareholder “no” = rejection of the current deal, not immunity from future takeover attempts.Bottom lineIf shareholders say no, the takeover attempt in its current form ends, but it does not make hostile takeover structurally impossible going forward.A large enough deal will sway any shareholder and legally they have to consider it
HI RYAN. I'M GOING TO VOTE LIKE A SHAREHOLDER WHO HELD 5 YEARS, HAS BEEN DILUTED 5 TIMES AND THE STOCK IS DOWN -45% IN THAT TIME FRAME
>>62221108>but it does not make hostile takeover structurally impossible going forward.shareholders always overrule the board on m&a's so if these institutions maintain >50% and want to reject Cohens offers, or anybody elses, then the board cant do anything about it.But yes the fact that these funds manage other peoples money is the key distinction, so even if institutions hate GME they are legally bound to fiduciary duty.
also why would DFV advertise a coin that was created yesteray? In the case that he was hacked, why wouldn't he state that he was hacked?
>>62221154yes this is another reason why this situation bothers me. very suspicious all around.
>>62221145Shareholders can block a specific M&A deal by voting it down, including institutions if they hold a majority. However, that only kills that proposal. The bidder tools, and future bids, tender offers, or proxy fights can still occur. Ownership fragmentation and changing incentives prevent permanent takeover immunity.He wanted them to turn him down, so now it's his turn to talk to the shareholders.He made BlackRock a lot of money with Chewy - he might have an in there, also the Sultan probably has friends in the larger shareholders.
>>62221169>91% institutional ownershipThey ain’t accepting shit
>62221205Cool but your opinion man, is worth shit
>62221211So is your extra chromosome laden theory
>>62221108There is no official tender off yet. They will sing lower in a few weeks.
>>62221251It wont be a few weeks, the TO will be soon if he wants to make October
>>62221169shareholders can also block m&a deals forever if they arent bound by pension fiduciary duties, and the board doesn't have enough authorized shares to issue, as increasing authorized shares requires shareholder approval, as does m&a activity, so yes shareholders only vote down each proposal one at a time, but they can do this forever if the above conditions do not apply.
>62221317Once again pulling shit out of your ass
>>62221377Shareholders can block a specific M&A vote, but they cannot permanently prevent all future takeover attempts. New bids can be made at different prices or structures, proxy fights can replace the board, and market trading changes ownership constantly. Corporate control is dynamic, not permanently vetoable by a single majority stance.
>>62221425if >51% of shareholders are in unison, and the board cannot issue enough shares to out flank them, then those shareholders can block all future m&a activity.Idk what will happen here with ebay but just logically speaking, my previous statement stands. It is obvious that DFV and DFV's brother are signaling and Cohen has hedge funds by the balls.
>>62221439Correct but that is less than likely they will not accept - here is a slop summary because I am cooking
the niggerfaggot / methweasel ignored my post in the previous thread:>>62220711Why imply that Gamestop diluting to acquire EBAY is silly, but diluting to acquire NVDA is smart? Make it make sense.
It always amuses me downies simpy have no argument and resort to ad-hom attacksNever change, never try to refute anything, it would betray your sense of self importance
>>62221468I think you’re overemphasizing the fiduciary responsibility. Not that it’s important but that I think people who are in index funds are not going to call their broker about why no eBay deal
cool story reddit bro
>>62221474Nvidia has a $5T mcap so that was basically "lol dilute yourselves to zero" disguised as advice.
It always amuses me baggies simpy have no understanding and resort to obsessing over financial filings creating baseless theories Never change, never try to allow objective questioning, it would betray your sense of self importance>Ebay 5Y +79.33%>GME 5Y -38.25%
So anyway the downies are spamming emotional woman coded nonsense, at no point will they refute the points. A timeline must occur if warranst are ITM BEFORE October, the whole plan hinges on it being so. So once again, downies. You got ANYTHING you can refute with? No?
(You) haven’t said anything meaningful all morning
Posting in a retarded cattle thread!
I like how he went from fellow holder to full on downie in 4 posts kek
I never once said I was a holder lmfao
Threaded.>>62221623 >>62221623 >>62221623 >>62221623 >>62221623
The blue-eyed White man marches onSuing shitlib government officials, building centi-million dollar mansions, and taking his business to Miami
>62221724yeah no one is using your gay threads, the fact you have been doing this for years simply betrays what you are
at least he is unbanned lol
>>62221754>no one>people currently using itLMAOi like exposing the posters that refuse to use any bake except for their CIA-backed fedtranny tripcodenigger bakes>no bro he's just been doing it for 6 years for freeLMAO
>>62221727That’s what happens when you hire real quants and not let conspiracy schizos do your DD
So anyway, keep kvetching niggerfaggot
>>62221926>lying about filtering in 2026LMAOwew lad
>filteredHas been exclusively responding to me for the last 3 hoursThis thread really is dead huh.
lmao, like 2 butt buddies, or one gay trannie ID hopping like always kek
>muh authorized shares doesn't mean they're diluting
Dropping the newest cope baggie bros
lmao the discord trannies called in reinforcements kek
>He makes bid>He sells things to pay for it>They ban him>They reject the bid>They unban him>>62222108I don't know math but I know the people who hate frogs want me to be mad about it
>>62222108>absolutely nuke your % ownership of the company in exchange for... $38 per share!wow
>>62222108The deal got denied so that graph wont even happen.
>>62222108eBay is nearing the end of its life.RC plans to gut it and sell out fast. It's what he does. This means the end of eBay and very likely the end of GME as well.neither one is salvageable at this point. Both have reached the end of their growth and have nowhere to go but down. If he pulls this off, people should take the win and sell out fast before the whole thing gets split up and sold for parts.
>>62222138I came back for (you) >>62221767
>62222144Oh we got another retarded fud poster here>Cohen setups up patents, global funding, turns around a store because... he wants to sell itDo you get these ideas given to you because no one would in their right mind listen to you or your prattle
>>62222167We have regular eBay threads here on /biz/you won't find a single seller with much good to say about eBay because the fees are so high and the customer service is terrible.cutting costs and raising prices is going to make that WORSE, not better. Only a retard doesn't see this.
>I'll just register these patents>Create Teddy LLC>Become creditor to BBBY debt so NOL's and class 9 get preserved>Say Im buying Ebay no matter what>Work on digital goods and PSA grading partnership>Ignore the giant M&A in the works>Please.....>Please ignore it all h-he's just going to sell it!!!Deperation even from you lot
Guys, Cohen's going to sell the companies, better not hang about to see what this is all about.You heard it here from shillbros's first!
>>62222194>Cohen P&D'd me twice but surely he'll deliver THIS time~ the cult
lmao, you lot are pathetic
>>62222183>the customer service is terribleI know a guy who can fix that. eBay should get in touch with him.
>>62222266It's like they think the businesses will remain the same Not even their B-team of shilling is this bad lol
>>62222266they suck because they have like 3 customer service reps in india serving 10 million sellers and 100 million buyers all over the globe.cutting the number of customer service reps will increase share price, but will also likely bankrupt the company. Not that it matters since just like GME and BBBY it's heading directly for bankruptcy whether RC buys it or not.
It's feeling definitively "over"
>>62222276>It's like they think the businesses will remain the sameHe's going to buy a multibillion dollar business and turn it into something completely different?he'd have to since China is eating eBay alive and probably going after Amazon next. But if he's going to make it completely different, why buy it at all?
>>62222327>But if he's going to make it completely different, why buy it at all?and the simple answer is he wants one or two parts of the company. Like perhaps the name, intellectual property, losses, and collectibles and games market.what's he going to do with the parts he doesn't want? He's going to split them off and sell them.which is exactly what I mean when I say he wants to buy the company and split it up to sell off the parts.that's the only reason to buy the thing. He wants some of the parts, and he wants to sell other parts. He is going to split it up and sell it off. There is no other possible reason to buy it.
>>62222421>the parts he doesn't want?Like what?
>>62222327>He's going to buy a multibillion dollar business and turn it into something completely different?No he's going to make it not gay, and integrate it with GameStop. This is extremely obvious to anons to the point that they had been calling this shot months before RC announced.>eBay provides access to the largest resale market on Earth>GameStop provides inventory management and secure pickup/dropoff>eBay provides deep integration with PayPal>GameStop provides a bunch of nerdy customers who understand crypto and are willing to buy things in PYUSD>and the remains of the NFT experiment
>>62222542They know this, they are just wasting space and your time flooding with nonsense. There's fuck all they can do now bar prevent new people buying in The intergration of everything Cohen has worked on and for is coming to fruition and they know it's too late for their gay sealioning bullshit anymore
new schizophrenia dropped
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>>62223232That's bullshit but I believe it
>>62223232let's gooooo
you retards understand that his GIVEN NAME is sultan and he's not actually a literal sultan right
>>62223671You realized he's not funding RC and a connector/networker right?
>>62223237>>62222222The problem is that unless we were EXTREMELY lowballing MOASS a billion new shares gets shorts off the hook.
>>62222457>>62222542almost all of ebay's revenues come from dropshippers selling goods off amazon and temuYes, it's the largest collectibles and gaming market in the world, but that's almost nothing compared to the new chinese goods being resold there and everywhere else.and ebay sucks at reselling chinese goods. The chinese are WAY better at it. So is amazon.If he's planning on getting the worthless parts you guys think he wants, then he's wasting billions buying a temu dropshipping platform just to get a few gamers and collectors.
>>62222559you're in a cult so everyone that disagrees with you must be paid opposition.I don't own any stocks. I don't care if you get rich or not. But I have seen Cohen commit fraud, presumably with you as his victim.and I've seen him bankrupt companies and sell them off in pieces. So it's not hard to guess what he's up to. He's going to rip you off for more money, and he's going to bankrupt ebay and sell off the pieces. that's what he does. And falling for it over and over is hwat you guys do.
>>62224355>I dont care> You're in a cult> Hes going to rip you off, thats what he does> Im not being paidHoly shit. KEK
>>62224732I'd love to get paid speaking truth to retardsNo joy so far
>>62224340>He's going to sell this other part off because... because... because he just will okay!
BORING
oh wait the market isn't even open.
Scenario: aliens actually land in your yard and choose you as earth representative whose job it is to guide them through our man-made worldEverything goes well, but then they ask how the stock market works.>How do you respond without using the words "fake", "gay" or any synonym for jews?
>>62225719>What does 2+2 equal? And don't say 4, I want a real answer!
>>62225890Fair enough
>62224340>62224355>he said, spacing redditly
ah so that's where we are on the emoji timeline!
