>announcing layoffs as part of "AI restructuring" used to be a free bump to share price>now companies that do it are tankingdid the market finally wake up and realize it's bullshit to mask failing companies?
>>62221609>did the market finally wake up and realize it's bullshit to mask failing companies?kek, about time. Do these tech fags realize how hated they are going to be when the bubble bursts?
Wish I would get laid off. I have 15 years at this place these niggas would have to pay me a full years salary in severance.
every fucking one of these layoffs have resulted in rehiring at hire wages in a monthcloudflare has been on a fucking roll lately with fucking up so why would any investor trust this strategy
>>62221609AI productivity gains are real but all the big tech companies are all using them to hide bad news.
Cloudflare is a glowop to get around https.
>>62222181AI is just a fancy fax machine.
>>62221651they have bunkers in hawaii specifically to wait out the nuclear fallout
>be me>make good calls on AI>don't trust my own calls because I read too much /biz/ and they fud it>sell>see /biz/tards months later posting about making 277,000 from AI stocks>realize I sat out generational wealth because retards who know less about AI than I do were shorting and losing all their money
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>>62222858make better life choices
>>62223129We didn't get on that boat for a reason mumu.
>>62221609>>now companies that do it are tankingMaybe that'll discourage it.Companies seem to think firing makes your stock go up.
>>62223194see even bears like to use AI. billions use it daily with self driving cars and ai robots are coming.
>>62223300>self-driving carsKek they're using the same neutral net tech as in the 80s, and they've barely made a dent in the problem.
>>62221609The market isn't real, wall st spoofs the price by trading back and forth with each other and then they wait for your pension fund and retail to come and buy.
