I have a job interview for a paid summer internship later this afternoon, do you guys have any tips for me before it starts?
>>62221692Sex with stinky pajeet pussy
>>62221700The interview is in about 3 hours anon, how am I supposed to find and do that on such short notice?
>>62221720Where do you live, I can point you in the right direction
>>62221700i love curry though
>>62221735Norf Carolina
>>62221742Oof not much pajeets there but at least you have cool plants
>>62221757So you’re saying it’s over? No pajeet pussy or summer employment for me?
>>62221775You can do it anon just bee yourself
>>62221692i fucked a pajeeta some years back, she had semi decent tits. but awful face of course and a flat ass. Sex was okay, nothing special.I saw her again after a trip and she came over for the night as we arranged that. I fucked her that time and she made me use a condom for a blowjob which we didn't use before for that. after that I never contacted her again.
>>62221692>mfw ill never bang a 10/10 jeet
>>62221692how to reduce stress before interview starter pack:-aspirin 325mg with electrolytes-glass of milk with 5 big scoops of sugar (also makes you talk good, proven)
>>62222113>milk with 5 big scoops of sugarWhat the fuck, milk is already sweet
>>62222236yes but this amount will simply neutralize stress unless you are highly neurotic and need more, and improves verbal IQ
>>62221692I’ve never met a wealthy person who works a job.
>>62221692SAAR
>>62221692It’s over, I think I did ok but not great. Not as well as I could have but I didn’t completely flub it either. Also I didn’t realize until it started and by then it was too late to fix it, but the angle of my computer camera made my hair look stupid. I had a Superman swirl. Is it over?
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>>62221692show up with questions already written down. easiest way to screen out a retard is when someone says "no" when you ask if they have any questions. boomer advice you but you want to make it sound like you're interviewing them too.
>>62222817It’s already over but thanks, I did come in with questions written down but it still ended like 10 minutes early, even after I asked like 5 questions. Is that a bad sign? It was only a screening interview with the office manager and there’s a second interview later with the main guy if I’m selected for it, so hopefully I at least make it to round 2
op hereI didn’t get the position
>>62223153you should have listened
>>6222169220mg propanolol, 1 beer. That'll kill all the nerves. Study, know your technicals. Be cool, they're going to be with you over 8 hours per day, they want someone they enjoy hanging out with, not just someone who can do the work.
>>62223153
>>62223153>>62223170>>62223360That man is not me he’s an imposter. I was told I’d hear back by the end of the week.
>>62221692gross
>>62223153Fag
>>62223858op herethis guy is an imposteri did get the job but i had to offer... "services"
>>62222113don't do this it makes diabetic mustard gas
>>62221692why is it brown.
>>62221692pajeetas are so disgusting. Has there ever been an attractive pajeeta (without it being partially mixed/mutt)?
>>62222113Don’t forget the 2 Big Macs on the way to the interview. It will make it easier to sit for at least an hour. Proven btw.
What always helped me was road raging on the way to the interview. Put me in a state that I assume interviewers mistook for casual confidence. I've never made over $17/hr in my life though so do with that what you will.
Wish I had job. Nothing even getting interviews. My life sucks.
>>62225834Deboonked
>>62223858sorry OP but that usually means you didnt get it. its like dating. if its not a near immediate yes just give up with that one
>>62223858Don't listen to >>62227640Unless the company is desperate a week is a standard time frame
>>62221911>She used a condomBro that means she had a sexually STD at the moment and she didn't want to infect you. You should have done a quick 360 and left
