SOXL edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62223487
I hope anons boughted the giga generational dip of mu at low 700s
let the SOXS holders deal in the real world
>>62225080kek
>>62225080SOXS? Is that thing still around? I remember the old days when semis went down.
ogre died. very bearish
Berkshire chuds? Did we get too confident? Buffett has forsaken us
> futures
>>62225080The airborne black swan is coming
Wes Streeting to resign & challenge PM tomorrowhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/05/13/keir-starmer-latest-news-streeting-meeting-king-speech/greggs bros hold the fuck on
>>62225080(We) are ( SOXL tribe) not dealing in the Real World.
>>62225108>UKWatch me not giving a single fuck.
reminder you could make money buying into any of the semi at ath and make more than holding msft. i might fomo into buying another modded xbox360 for a backup just because xbox is so fucking shit.
>>62225079my garbage phone wouldn't connect to wifi until i got home from work.
Surely this is the Rheinmetall bottom, r-right?
>>62225108Good. Streeting should get rid of Milliband and hopefully neuter his green policies. Would be very handy as a new prime minister to ease relations with trump of opening the north sea fields as a taster.
>>62225127>defense stockswait like a year or more for your turn boss
>>62225127>Rheinmetallmore like Rugmetall
lol at the guy who bought the 2x SNDK short etf yesterday
Is it better to long the chip and memory makers and short AI software companies as a hedge orLong AI and short chip/memory makers
>>62225131stay patient things will fall into place (not him)
>>62225097you can just buy apple without berk lol
>>62225127BAE clinging by the fingernails to £19..... Defence looks like we need to wait for rotation. Buy the dips.
I can deadlift 7x210kg, have 100k€ and am still a virgin incel
>>62225133>shorting 700B of annual capex bro should short something with an actual bear case and not hope hes randomly correct on a random pullback bears man....
why is jensen sama going to china??what if they steal the secret formula
Fellow Lords of War. Rheinmetall is at 52week low. Are we slurping or is this a damned falling knife that bleeds to death?
>>62225137Concentrate less on lifting weights and making money and more on having sex?
We need another/smg/. Somebody bake.
>>62225142Dude..... check the p/e
>>62225142All defence is down. None are going to stay there. World needs radars and missiles. Even with new drone tech. (Which is what I suspect is causing the bleed)
>>62225137find yourself a nice cluster b girl to ruin your life and make you realize being alone is fine
>>62225136i am standing back and standing by for fraud street to rotate into us
>>62225137Based, you've made it
>>62225147>fire point isnt publicTAKE IT PUBLIC I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW
I guess my slut slush fund is alive and well. I’m sorry I doubted you my sweet SOXL.
>>62225147Sure, would love to buy dronestocks. Too bad most are private.
>>62225153a fire point ipo is our open ai equivalent
>buy stock on margin in FOMO-tier companies like MRAM, Q, or SIVERS>not a newbie, had plenty of margin calls in my time -- just use a healthy safety cushion>just ride them up for a daily +$1000 for literally free, periodically adjusting the stop loss higherIt can't be THAT easy making it, right?
>>62225079Nope. I'll be chasing the top today as per usual. Surely it will keep melting upwards.
>>62225151Same. It's going to be the next rheinmetal.
>>62225137>>62225137A trip to thailand helped me open up, back when I was in a similar situation
>come to a right turn>sign says "no right turns on red">has a special turn signal for that lane to prevent people from turning right on red>.....>a pajeet with his lights off (it's near dawn, legally you need your lights on) comes up in an F150 and starts honking>just ignore him>after he speeds past, flips me off and then gets caught in traffic up ahead while I go into the left lane and flip him offA very good fuck you to all brown people.Also the mcdonald's app sent me to the wrong mcdonalds for my sausage mcmuffin, so I hope they get raped and die too.
>>62225156dont buy above 750
Strait status?
>>62225155Thanks hedgie I will totally follow this advice.
>>62225159>A trip to thailand helped me open upWhat was his name?
What agricultural related stock should I buy since I missed the AEP train? ATT fertilizer?
>>62225165Pools closed.When FP-1 ipo?
>Cerebras Raises IPO Range to $150 to $160180 by public offering
>>62225165Tighter than a nuns chuff.
>try image genration with ChatGPT>lots of issues with first attempt>attempt edits>every edit fucks up another part>end result looks worse than the first imageThis shit is what people think is going to replace Adobe? lollmao even
>>62225177I personally use gemini
>>62225177>"i am bad at prompting">AI sucks
>>62225182>I am bad at greentext
https://www.aol.com/articles/plus-size-model-bullied-wearing-133000000.htmlMILK TRUK>>62225165No one has cared for 2 months.
This Is Farhan's Penny!
>>62225170p/e 200 or so, this is still cheap imo.
>>62225170sned
>>62225167heh
>>62225170Tentative plan>Buy post IPO>Watch the run up closely>Get out before the rug pull>Start buying once the heat dies downOr baghold if somehow there's no run up.
>>62225170won't let me submitti
>>62225180Just tried Gemini, still sucks.>>62225182Nope, my prompts are good.
>>62225177AI is useful for me, who sucks as programming, so I can start up a business farming social media data next year from roasties.
>>62225168>the AEP train?fuuuuuuckkkkkkk.... another missed opportunity
>>62225195Exactly what I did with Czechoslovak Group. It halved after ipo pump.
>PLNTshouldnt have shilled me it, i am always the top indicator
>>62225195everyone does thatCRCL was the only good IPOIf only I STUCK TO THE PLAN and rode KTA crypto to a 10x->CRCL to 60 billion (which is the value of their total assets in june 2025) I would have made 300k in 3 months.
Insane premarket. What's got everyone so amped? It's too early for this shit.
>>62225165a goyim problem
>>62225207that's exactly why it matters to you
>>62225168ADM prolly>>62225206tha boobl
>>62225206People expect great tech dealmaking in China by Trump and the others.
>>62225168CF and NTRthe meme make themselves
aight, can anyone spoonfeed me again on AEP?
>>62225212people are fucking retarded
SPX made a new all time high at 5amWhat kind of gay retarded shit is this?The market can't go down for more than half a day?
bobotards are so quiet rn
>>62225221This is a good thing. Ever,body likes taking the money of retards.
>>62225223since it is common knowledge to buy the dip now everyone is gung-ho to jump into the tiniest dip retail is like what 20-30% of the market now, it seems we have entered a permanent elevated plateau
>>62225212Don’t understand why China would do it though. What do they get out of it? Why would they ”open up” to US companies? Whatever USA have they have in they own production. Besides companies like Apple are already leaving China for India.
Thank you god, i have $10k in short expiry MU calls, please let me farm one more retard pump before its all over
>>62225224BUBBLE.
>NVDA and AMD cant reach 20T market cap because uhhh... BECAUSE THEY JUST CANT OKAY
>>62225223I know!I wasn't awake to cash in!!!!!!!!Hopefully it gets back there today.
>>62225231They just cant okay?
>>62225234I'm up at 7AM because my phone started pinging me with retardhood notifications that my whole watchlist was lighting up. Up early with a coffee watching positions and I guess I'm still late to the party. Can't afford not to show up though, swinging TQQQ has been so absurdly easy and lucrative for the last weeks that you have to show up every time. Hell, I kind of like the gold rush. It's exciting.
Excited to see how BTFO the puts I sold on DRAM yesterday are in a couple of hours
that overnight 90% drop on WOK is brutal
gold sisters...Silver is cucking us
>>62225230broken clock
The market is in a bubble.I'm long on the VIX
>>62225249The VIX is over 17it's not that low + contango will kill you
>>62225214Palm oil and rubber producer. Palm oil is made into eco diesel and Asian nations are increasing the percentage added to regular diesel due to Hormuz. Naptha shortage means synthetic rubber cannot be made so natural rubber is going up, currently at 10y highs. They recently acquired another plantation adding 25% more production but also a propagation outfit which reduces their costs on replacement/new planting. They are doing a share buyback. Yesterday buying over 2000 shares. Divvy announced at 81c with disburse of 47.2c per share in July.
Is OWL done for or should I buy the dip?
>>62225259Buy every dip.
>>62225255I did some ai calculations on fertiliser requirements for palm oil trees and their fertiliser bill appears to come out at $100kish per annum for the hectares they are cultivating. I don't know how accurate that is but it's not a factor if correct. Small exposure to price rises.
>>62225249The question isn't whether there's a bubble or not, everyone knows there is, the question is how to profit from it. The retards propping this market up are so greedy at this point, they'll happily sell their homes and buy stocks if there's ever a major dip. That's why every dip is followed by an almost instant V back up. As long as these retards have money, there'll be no crash. My plan is to wait for signs of a major recession, then wait a bit after that and short with massive leverage.
>>62225236I've been sleeping on TQQQhttps://finance.yahoo.com/markets/options/articles/proshares-sso-vs-tqqq-investors-092002793.htmlNo way this can keep up though right?
Is MRAM still worth it? The float is pretty low.
>>62225269Isn't this already sign of a massive recession? The stock just keeps going up even with news of plague, war, famine, shortage, etc.
>>62225277what plague?
>>62225214Damn you
>>62225260>>62225259
when will MU reach 1T mcap?
>futuresIt's always funny watching bobo retards get excited for a little downturn only to get absolutely ass blasted the next day. Up and to the right.
::inhales::AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAYDAY MAYDAY
GAUZ
>>62225280Not one YET but potentially one.
>>62225286Noon
>>62225277Stocks going up just means people are bidding it up, nothing else. If a lot of stocks go up a lot for no reason, it means a there are many stupid/greedy people with more money than sense.
>>62225280The one you have with you.
>>62225292yeah potentially there could be an all out nuclear war toodoesn't mean the market should care
>>62225287That was the most hopeful looking downturn so far and both S&P and nasdaq futures are looking to soar to new aths. Bobos are an endangered species.
>>62225301/smg/ was mostly cash at the bottom a month ago. the bears aren't gone, they're just quiet
What do you niggas think about Pesorama? Dollarama is pretty crazy and they are going to try to replicate the model in Mexico because they don't have a similar thing there. The chart is a big bowl and i dont know anything about financial stuff but i like the chart and the mcap is only 100m so i was thinking about tossing like 10 bands into it or smthg
>>62225307bears are never quiet around these parts
>>62225307That was so retarded, you can see markets resisting going down and dumb asses sitting there in cash LMAO.
Silver
>>62225287PPI data at 8:30amMumus are about to get ass blastedMumus are stupid, gay, and retarded
So many stocks are going to skyrocket once Trump leaves office and tariffs are removed
>>62225316>PPI data at 8:30amHere it comes, the data point to finally break the bulls
>>62225315/pmg/ is still alive?
>>62225316>PPI data at 8:30amWhat time is that in real time?
>>62225316>PPI highbullish>PPI lowbearish for the dollar which is unironically bullish for the market.either way we are pumping.
>>62225316As a bear I don't believe that
>>62225316>this time is different
>>622253243 bongs and 30 bings after the morning call to prayer.
>>62225320>So many stocks are going to skyrocket once Trump leaves office and tariffs are removedhe's not leaving boss, kneel to the new emperor
The next dip will be on Friday when it’s clear that Trump and the US delegation did nothing useful in China
>WH Sr. Adviser Hassett on Gasoline tax: Trump's view is we should modernize.
>>62225270Let's just say I don't like to hold the positions overnight... but as long as the getting is good, the movement on a given day is incredible. I always set a strict stop loss and such too, find it better to be on the querulous side. Only enter positions when the day starts with a strong upswing and momentum. I was able to make over five thousand dollars last week, and over twice that the week before, on my (now) $140,000 portfolio. Specifically by swing trading about $85,000 worth of TQQQ and leaving the rest in gay little indices for safer market exposure. This is far and away the best I've ever done on the stock market. Long term viability? I guess it relies on things going up and to the right forever. But even if this lasts for a few more days, ends this week, whatever, it was still a hell of a ride while it worked. The only real risk I can imagine is that my brokerage crashes or something, stop losses fail to trigger, and I get buckbroken and assraped and have to kill myself. But unless that happens, I can't stay away.
PEE PEEEYE
15 minutes boys
>>62225331Damn. Left myself wide open......
>>62225329how come?
>>62225322Lemme guess, the bulls set a crazy high expectation target so they can barely beat it and pump the markets again
>>62225320Trump willVance entersAlso, damn JLC, with the big ass titty!Wish she had those in the 70s and 80s
maybe post it again retard
>>62225352Vance won't beat chad NEWSOM
>>62225332As i'm gen z i'm fine with barron as his successor. He's a pretty cool guy.
There are always people in life that care more about being right, rather than just do what’s necessary or beneficial.It’s a very narcissistic trait, and the terminal bears in this thread are a subset.
>>62225357personally I want Rubio to go against Newsom so we can see the Dems justify voting a white guy over a beaner
9 minutes boys
>>62225350Both the YoY and the core MoM have very high targets, so yeah, it should be good for another 2-3% on the upside minimum.
I wish I had bought more $RVI
How come the 4/5 figure portfolios do such crazy moves but anons with 6/7 portfolios just keep buying?
>>62225362>It’s a very narcissistic traitTits or gtfo.
>>62225364they'll just say that Rubio isn't brown enough
An actual bear would beat a bull in a fight IRL though
>>62225366I'm not your boy, BITCH.7 minutes, bitch boy
>>62225372but we dont deal in the real world here
>>62225373you're my hubby
>>62225369because if you have a lot of money already, then lower risk investing essentially guarantees wealth given enough time. if yonu dont have the scratch then your only shot at making it is to take more risk.
>>62225379>with there
>4,9% PPI expected>4,3% Core PPI expected
smiggers I have a queery I want to throw 1k in a blank cash portfolio and see what I can turn it into in a short timeI have another port with indexes and some etfs I am slowly growing but this is just play money I can afford to set on fireany favorites? im seeing mentions of SOXL, GAUZ, MU etc>ppi drops in 2 minutes
1minute
1 minute bullas, tighten those stops
>>62225391>StopsI buy the dip and we're going to today.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>6% PPI
>>62225387ENR (siemens energy)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PPI
>>62225395U wot m80?
>>62225075AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, ok good luck with the pump, you braindead, epstein-posting faggots. eat my shit.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH UH OH NO
TOO LATE POWELL STRIKES >>62225400
Oh man that print was BAD
>>62225398Ill look into it, thanks anonIt was probably better to ask after the ppi dropped tho
>>62225316holy shit this bear anon was rightuh oh stinky
>>62225407no biggie
what's a PPI?
>CCJ>MCD>GAUZ
>>62225413top signaldon't worry about it goy
>>62225369Makes sense?If i had 100k, I'd do more sensible things.If i had 100 dollars, I'd do insane things to get 100 MORE dollars, just to lose 200 dollars
>total collapse in futuresIt’s over
>Try not to laugh at bulls the thread
Jesus fucking christ...AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHATECH TRANNIES
My call from yesterday.. Gone...
>12 point dump>barely red>on that PPIsee, it doesn't matter, because there is NO risk. No fear the fed will hike. It could be 10%. Doesn't matter.
>>62225426We're you expecting a good number?
>>62225413>>62225430
>increase is still higher than the forecasted increaselmao
>>62225434I wanted to sell it for like $600 not $20 that it is now!
>>62225430>>barely red>>on that PPIinflation makes prices go upprices make stonks go up
>market flatbears won
>'Daq recovery stalling
Oh god damn it
Inflation is bullshit
>The daq went from +0.75 to +0.62>Bears celebratingThat's just sad to see
S&P futures went neon red
>>62225281Best Macedonia anon scavenging again?
>>62225368fuck. I was actually looking into getting some last week and of course didn't.
>mfw we still pump because the market doesn't give a shitHigh ppi just means my assets inflate.
>>62225458bizarre how there's a european country called north somethingholy cuckery
Someone explain ppi to me ans today's numbers
SOXL doesn’t care about PPI>2026>still caring about the boomer index
That's why we set the stop loss, people. All part of the game.Relax, play some music, watch the show. I put coffee on. Chill, that's the word.
>>62225464Producer prices are raging out of control, which will be passed down to the consumer and then consumer prices will rage out of control. To put it in layman's terms, it's the start of the golden bear.
Uhh GAUZ?? Knew I should have sold yesterday!
>>62225320Important reminder to buy every dip.
A grizzly bear would likely win in a fight against a bull, particularly due to its superior grappling ability, intelligence, and killing power, winning the majority of encounters. While a bull’s charge and horns are dangerous, a bear can usually withstand the initial attack and use its weight and claws to overpower the bull.
>>62225461>inflation higher in the real world>goyim are feeling the squeezeBack to all time highs gentlemen
>>62225470>Holding a meme stock after +50%
>>62225477Yeah but what if it would have gone up like 200%!?
>it rugged
>>62225214ALERTTHIS IS A MAN
What the fuck? My SOXS calls are comepletly fucked. You told me the world was ending boss.
>>62225481>mfw invested in gold miners>inflation and bitcoin cause gold to go down
>>62225484even better
>>62225467>SOXLFUCKINGGOD
>64 year old near retired coworker saw a BTC atm the other day and asked me to explain it to herGrim, top signal
>>62225456It's already going back up
>>62225487why are you betting against David boss
Inb4 trump posts something to save the open
>>62225481>mfw bought RIOT>it goes bancrupt
Today will be a Uranium buying day me thinks.
>>62225484did you find that out before or after you searched the name?
>>62225499the market isn't even down enough to care.FUCKWhy is this the worst time for AMAT and Marvell to have earnings. Fuck my life.
>>62225502I didn't need to know because I just know these things.
That was the dump, bears.
>>62225502i find out after i saw that it was posted on 4chan
Why can’t Trump plan his stupid trips so there will be some news before the markets open?
>Line already going back up>VCX green AGAIN after 30 secondsTOTAL BOBO LOLOCAUST
Kill all ze non tech shareholders.Yes Borgandoff!
>>62225522>spoiling the fun
and we're green
bitcoin is already recovering
>>62225475Kek this. I can only eat so many chicken tendies. The rest of my money is in the market. Inflate away.
relax bobby its a scam pump, bitcoin will be sub 80k by 10am
>>62225500Riot platforms? I have a dec 18 call that was up 1k am I fucked?
/wheat/
>He didn't buy NBIS>He didn't buy GRRR>He didn't buy DGXXHe's NGMI
>US PPI data>European stonks tank tooWhat's the fucking point of diversifying
Whose ready to dunk on some Bobo baggies??
>>62225535It didn't go AI like KEEL. It's ogre.
>DRAMGot its one day of rest and now will continue its moon mission.
Gimme a (You) if oil goes up 3% otherwise I'm just going to sit and wait
>OWL down 2,8%It’s over
Kek bobosStay sidelined you fuckin' nerds
All you stupid options traders have to do in this current market is hold BAKA and you still don’t do it. baka
V STARTAN
>>62225535Hey I'm glad you listened. You can trim but I think it's going to keep running. Unless the entire market shits the bed, it keeps running. You don't usually see something break 4 year resistance and not keep running.
what are some good retard caps?
>>62225552*SOXL
I think we are megadumping at open them recovering midday
>>62225556Hell yea anon thanks for posting
>>62225539loser
Should I sell MRAM at 20% gains? ($42->$50 per share)
>>62225563;_;
>>62225543>+5.15%Not with these numbers.
>>62225564>paperhand is gonna do paperhand things
AI AS A SERVICE>AAASAI AS A SERVICE>AAASAI AS A SERVICE>AAASAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So uhhh who full ported into SOXL or any semi on Monday?
>>62225562I did roll some jan2027 itm calls into jan2028 deep otm 40c. Probably not gonna sell anything more until a deal is made at corsicana.
CCJ don't give af, and that is after two of their mines had to halt because a bunch of roads got washed out. Q1 earnings better than expected. I expected the PPI to affect them since half the PPI (energy, metals and chemicals) directly affect them due to imputs and Westinghouse but no, looks to be a green day. >Green glow, green line!
>>62225570Fuck it, I think I can't sell anyway due to SEC Rule 201.
Leopold you fucking faggot i know you are here. Wtf dude? Why did you do it?
NBIS>EPS Estimate: -0.71>EPS Actual: 2.11imagine doubting the power of data centers
>>62225571>Service>Implying it will not be automated
>>62225578The congos had it coming
>>62225573Hmm maybe I'll snag some
>>62225571>All Indians As A Saars
>>62225539CME is gonna start compute futures trading, this literally is just the beginning
what will happen to AI stocks when the chink open source models are cheaper and as good as gpt5.5 xhigh or claude opus 4.7 max ?
>>62225080KEK
>>62225589meant for >>62225579
>>62225590>he doesn't know
>>62225586There's always a chance of a pullback too. The ceo just sold some shares, probably a scheduled sale but he seems to mark local tops too. Mild schizo indicator but in hindsight, if you sold with him you could buyback lower but I'm not doing this strategy.
>>62225590you mean deepseek?
I've got mere moments; should i buy another share of VCX before open?
>>62225596I've used qwen, it's shit compared to private US AIs
what in the humiliation ritual
>>62225600deepseek, qwen, kimi, any chink os AI model
>>62225590Lucky for me Chink AI needs hardware too
>>62225590won't happen anytime soon, OpenAI and Anthropic have too much money
>>62225610yes but like deepseek showed they'll need far less
Niggers
Oil reaching $110 today btw
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62225617DOWN WITH BOBOS
>>62225617LFG
>>62225590Do you think the majority of the market will trust a country that censors its internet with their AI needs?
>>62225617LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62225617Based
>>62225617based
>>62225622open source AI models can be uncensored easily
>>62225593Considering buying Brookfield before report
lets see who of us can survive the big bear market from 8:30 am until 11 am
>>62225627Has anyone uncensored nano banana pro yet?
>SIVEFOk
That fucking it? Bobos were fucking euphoric pre-market…
>>62225632Has google published the model?afaik nano banana pro is a closed source AI image model
AMFN bros
>>62225545TFW
>>62225637modern men are weak video game/porn addicted faggotsI know shitting on women is popular but they're not completely wrong
>>62225637Bears are so cucked that the market only going up a little is a victory for them
>>62225642It's not like modern women are much better. They deserve each other
>>62225642You forgot to mention we are addicted to money and gambling, too.
>>62225640What news is causing all this poomping? Is fusion finally really real?
why dump again?
>>62225627And all of your data would be routed through China.
>>62225641Have a free one bro
>>62225642women raised the current generation of men they complain about, but men made the mistake of giving them privileges with no responsibility to begin with
>>62225642Because the whores of the modern world are so worth it kek
PLNT rugged after i bought
>>62225648no, market sees renewable energy and it goes in0 logic
Fuck you, bears
What happened overnight?No, I can't sell pre market, might as well not show me how high something goes.
>>62223201>>62223201>>62223201
Is it actually over?
>>62225664page 1 nigger, why cant you smiggers wait a while
>>62225666Trips don't lie
>>62225661Shit's getting real for bears lol.
New>>62225672>>62225672>>62225672
>>62225668I tried to link to a recyclable /smg/ before the early baker would show up, but no, someone apparently baked another thread already anyway
